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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #350 on: May 12, 2013, 09:39:38 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #351 on: May 12, 2013, 09:43:05 AM »
Penguin Drop(ping)s
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #352 on: May 12, 2013, 09:49:03 AM »
Puffed Cardboard in Various Shapes..... oh wait, that's been done many times over already.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #353 on: May 12, 2013, 09:50:33 AM »
Me Twig n Berries
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #354 on: May 12, 2013, 09:55:14 AM »
Lola Granola
(for any old Bloom County fans)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #355 on: May 12, 2013, 10:11:41 AM »
Lola Granola
(for any old Bloom County fans)

I'd give you the win just for the reference. Bloom County, best comic ever.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #356 on: May 12, 2013, 10:42:48 AM »
Cheerios, now with new cardboard flavor!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #357 on: May 12, 2013, 11:40:05 AM »
Frosted Toenails
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #358 on: May 12, 2013, 02:48:07 PM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #359 on: May 12, 2013, 05:24:07 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #360 on: May 12, 2013, 08:36:43 PM »
Me Twig n Berries

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #361 on: May 13, 2013, 03:25:10 PM »
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #362 on: May 13, 2013, 03:26:53 PM »
Brocolocolicious

There were some good ones, and Weys Floptwats had me rolling, but I have to go with "Brocolocolicious".

Lonestar....Yer up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #363 on: May 13, 2013, 04:59:56 PM »
Poison

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #364 on: May 13, 2013, 05:05:40 PM »
Thanks TV!!!  Can someone post the standings for me please....




And the next topic...


Worlds stupidest bar bet.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #365 on: May 13, 2013, 05:19:27 PM »
Standings
jingle.boy - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
TempusVox -2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
TheSilentHam - 1
TheLordOfTheStrings- 1


Of course I can get a free lap dance. (this goes for everyone except Mrs. Coz)
Of course I can Karaoke to Beiber.
Of course we can take the bouncers.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #366 on: May 13, 2013, 06:38:24 PM »
I bet I can swallow that without chewing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #367 on: May 13, 2013, 06:55:26 PM »
Guy1: Hey man, wanna make a friendly wager?
Guy 2 (super drunk): Yeah sure man, whatsss the wager?
Guy 1: I bet you can't fit me and all my buddies on your bar tab.
Guy 2: You're on!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #368 on: May 13, 2013, 07:46:28 PM »
I bet you a beer that you ask that drunk girl to not to show us her tits.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #369 on: May 13, 2013, 08:39:09 PM »
Hey DarkLord Lalinc, I bet you 5Gs you can't kidnap those five hotties over at that table.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #370 on: May 13, 2013, 09:24:11 PM »
Hefdaddy:  Bet that girl's a virgin.
Chuck Norris:  You'd lose.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #371 on: May 13, 2013, 11:00:26 PM »
I bet I can get my tongue past her tonsils before she slaps me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #372 on: May 14, 2013, 07:17:51 AM »
Bet you won't eat this urinal cake sandwich?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #373 on: May 14, 2013, 02:10:09 PM »
IN A PROG BAR: "Betcha fifty bucks I can get a chick to come in here!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #374 on: May 15, 2013, 02:57:43 AM »
You rang? :biggrin: :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #375 on: May 15, 2013, 11:04:41 PM »
You rang? :biggrin: :lol

I'm giving the win to Deb for the flawless victory reply answer here, you're up.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #376 on: May 16, 2013, 02:45:04 AM »
No shit?  Outstanding! :victorydance:

Standings
jingle.boy - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
TempusVox -2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
TheSilentHam - 1
TheLordOfTheStrings- 1
DebraKadabra - 1




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #377 on: May 16, 2013, 05:47:29 AM »
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.  Why don't you go slap some makeup on, head over to the brothel, and start swallowing swords.

Luke .... Who's your daddy?

Oh Toto...  where the fuck are we?

Bond, James Bond.  But people call me Jimmy.

Houston, we have a problem.  Ken had Mexican last night, and it smells like a skunk just sharted in here.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #378 on: May 16, 2013, 07:21:07 AM »
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse, or maybe I'll let him think about it.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #379 on: May 16, 2013, 07:22:54 AM »
If you build it, it'll cost lots of money

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #380 on: May 16, 2013, 07:30:15 AM »
Frankly my dear.....I can tell you your decision could greatly affect my mood, possibly hurt my feelings.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #381 on: May 16, 2013, 07:30:21 AM »
Life's like a box of chocolates, halfway through it, you'll hate yourself.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a garbage man.

I don't believe in America.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #382 on: May 16, 2013, 07:43:57 AM »
You cant handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has bars,  and those have to be inhabited by men with drinking problems.  Whose gonna drink all that alcohol, you Mr. Johnson? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Boston Rob, and you curse Survivor. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I unfortunately saw, that Boston Robs win while predictable, probably boosted sexist egos worldwide. And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, Makes you want to drink more. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you talk about parties; you want me on your lap, you need me on your lap!! We use words like douche bag, tard, pussy whilped, We use these words as the backbone of a life spent demeaning eaxh other, you use them as therapy sources.  I have neither the time,or the inclination, to explain myself to a person, who laughs and curses under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'ill fu%k you' and go ahead and do it.  Otherwise I suggest you pick up a dildo and shove it in your butt. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #383 on: May 16, 2013, 07:59:53 AM »
Did you fondle that 14 year old girl!?!?!
I did my job!!!
DID YOU FONDLE THAT 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!?!
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #384 on: May 16, 2013, 08:07:59 AM »
Soylent Green is really awful

Frankly my dear, this picture has run 2 hours too long