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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #525 on: May 27, 2013, 06:36:11 PM »
My Days of Sobriety --- Willie Nelson

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #526 on: May 27, 2013, 07:16:56 PM »
Tom Cruise - My life with the bible.


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #527 on: May 27, 2013, 07:25:28 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #528 on: May 27, 2013, 07:45:52 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #529 on: May 27, 2013, 09:28:01 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #530 on: May 28, 2013, 10:14:11 AM »
Couch potato by Kingshmegland
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #531 on: May 28, 2013, 10:27:34 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 27, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
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Dammit I was going to post that very thing!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #532 on: May 28, 2013, 11:23:49 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2013, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: lonestar on May 27, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Famous Jewish Sports Legends

Dammit I was going to post that very thing!


 :lol it was the first thing to come to mind.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #533 on: May 28, 2013, 11:33:00 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #534 on: May 28, 2013, 11:57:34 AM »
"How I Left Dream Theater and DIDN'T Get Into Avenged Sevenfold" by Mike Portnoy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #535 on: May 28, 2013, 12:05:22 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #536 on: May 28, 2013, 12:07:00 PM »
"The Collected After-Dinner Speeches of John Myung"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #537 on: May 28, 2013, 12:40:58 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #538 on: May 28, 2013, 01:29:54 PM »
Quote from: RoeDent on May 28, 2013, 12:07:00 PM
"The Collected After-Dinner Speeches of John Myung"
I hope this one wins.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #539 on: May 28, 2013, 05:18:50 PM »
My Life - Marcel Marceau.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #540 on: May 28, 2013, 05:58:44 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #541 on: May 28, 2013, 06:03:00 PM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on May 28, 2013, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: RoeDent on May 28, 2013, 12:07:00 PM
"The Collected After-Dinner Speeches of John Myung"
I hope this one wins.  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #542 on: May 28, 2013, 06:34:24 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #543 on: May 29, 2013, 04:01:39 PM »
Funny female comedians
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #544 on: May 29, 2013, 04:34:56 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on May 29, 2013, 04:01:39 PM
Funny female comedians

Even my wife agrees with this. :biggrin:
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #545 on: May 29, 2013, 08:28:21 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 27, 2013, 07:45:52 PM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #546 on: May 30, 2013, 02:52:35 AM »
Damn, I just thought of a good one. "You Can't Explain That!: Things Bill O'Reily Can't Explain"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #547 on: May 30, 2013, 06:02:11 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #548 on: May 30, 2013, 06:04:06 AM »
"I see your face cleared up."

"Can I smell your crotch? Or is that your feet that stink?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #549 on: May 30, 2013, 06:44:39 AM »
I'm here for the gangbang.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #550 on: May 30, 2013, 06:49:54 AM »
Shit, do I have any coke on my nose?

Are these chairs waterproof?



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Unless the interview is for Zydar. Then you've probably got the job.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #551 on: May 30, 2013, 06:57:47 AM »
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #552 on: May 30, 2013, 07:05:21 AM »
How should I take your wife's comment last night of "I've never had it like that before"?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #553 on: May 30, 2013, 07:17:10 AM »
I wish I was a loofah.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #554 on: May 30, 2013, 07:58:30 AM »
Wow...I can't believe my parole officer actually set this up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #555 on: May 30, 2013, 08:08:18 AM »
"Wanna see something really gross?" [maniacal laughter]
"Wow, do you work out?"
"I'm between drumming gigs right now so I won't be able to stay long."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #556 on: May 30, 2013, 08:17:16 AM »
So what does your company do?


Can I log onto the DT Forums from here?


Is that picture your mother or your wife?


So, have you banged the secretary yet? I would.


During the summer can I have every Friday off?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #557 on: May 30, 2013, 08:25:11 AM »
How far is the closest liquor store?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #558 on: May 30, 2013, 08:28:53 AM »
Is that your daughter, damn she's stacked.


I got the weirdest boner right now.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #559 on: May 30, 2013, 09:59:59 AM »
Coworkers always give me a hard time. But that's alright, I typically hide it pretty well
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