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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #490 on: May 24, 2013, 11:44:43 AM »
Anheuser  :thursday:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #491 on: May 24, 2013, 11:53:40 AM »
Lily of the Valley

This probably makes me laugh much harder than it should.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #492 on: May 24, 2013, 12:48:47 PM »
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In honor of jingle.boy's excellent answer:


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #493 on: May 24, 2013, 01:12:36 PM »
Mom's apple pie



Dad's pipe tobacco
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #494 on: May 24, 2013, 02:46:18 PM »
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TOPIC: Rejected Massengill Scents

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #495 on: May 24, 2013, 03:04:42 PM »
Kimchi Cornucopia
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #496 on: May 24, 2013, 03:54:02 PM »
Vegemite
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #497 on: May 24, 2013, 04:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 24, 2013, 11:17:00 AM
TOPIC: Rejected Massengill Scents

Your Mom.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #498 on: May 24, 2013, 04:13:47 PM »
Pit n' Crack
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #499 on: May 24, 2013, 04:18:19 PM »
Klingon Gagh
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #500 on: May 24, 2013, 04:56:41 PM »
Prune.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #501 on: May 25, 2013, 01:23:16 PM »
Bacon blue cheeseburger farts
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #502 on: May 25, 2013, 01:28:10 PM »
Since I won't be on much, I'll say that though Schlitz, Vegemite, and Kimchi Cornucopia were pretty funny, I LOL'd at

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #503 on: May 25, 2013, 07:09:35 PM »
Woot!

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Something not good for getting rid of ear wax.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #504 on: May 25, 2013, 07:13:10 PM »
The Queen's tongue

A Monkey's dick (picture it)

Flo-bee
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #505 on: May 25, 2013, 07:47:15 PM »
Sulfuric acid

A drill

A scorpion

Pipe cleaners

Barbed wire

A midget, a chisel, and a ball peen hammer
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #506 on: May 25, 2013, 07:51:48 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #507 on: May 25, 2013, 08:33:48 PM »
Marsellus Wallace's goons with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

A toilet plunger
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #508 on: May 25, 2013, 10:07:40 PM »
Vacuum cleaner
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #509 on: May 25, 2013, 10:21:18 PM »
6 oz Trebel Hook
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #510 on: May 25, 2013, 10:38:41 PM »
An irritated Praying Mantis
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #511 on: May 26, 2013, 12:04:12 AM »
More ear wax.





Your dick.




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #512 on: May 26, 2013, 01:00:36 AM »
A black hole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #513 on: May 26, 2013, 05:46:17 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 26, 2013, 12:04:12 AM

Your dick.

King lives in Nantucket?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #514 on: May 26, 2013, 06:57:00 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 26, 2013, 05:46:17 AM
Quote from: lonestar on May 26, 2013, 12:04:12 AM

Your dick.

King lives in Nantucket?


I'd be a rich dick that had some weird as ear plugs then.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #515 on: May 26, 2013, 08:38:31 AM »
A corkscrew wine bottle opener
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #516 on: May 26, 2013, 10:08:33 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 26, 2013, 12:04:12 AM
Your dick.

You mean all these years my Dr. has been.....

Never mind.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #517 on: May 26, 2013, 10:16:28 AM »
Your mom
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #518 on: May 26, 2013, 10:24:06 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #519 on: May 26, 2013, 10:43:10 AM »
A pooper scooper
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #520 on: May 26, 2013, 11:20:55 AM »
Fill a condom with battery acid, poke a hole in the tip, and then gently squirt into ear canal.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #521 on: May 27, 2013, 03:56:42 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on May 25, 2013, 07:47:15 PM

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Just the visual in my mind had me in stitches.  Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #522 on: May 27, 2013, 05:03:25 PM »

Standings
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Scorpion - 3
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #523 on: May 27, 2013, 05:20:56 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #524 on: May 27, 2013, 05:37:44 PM »
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