Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164353 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3045 on:** December 12, 2021, 06:50:30 AM »

We got a squirter!!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3046 on:** December 12, 2021, 08:40:24 AM »

I need more suction please.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3047 on:** December 12, 2021, 01:34:40 PM »

Quote from: Snow Dog on December 12, 2021, 08:40:24 AM

I need more suction please.

We got a winner!

Your up!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3048 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:41:39 PM »

Sweet! Thank you!

Standings:

jingle.boy 63
gmillerdrake 48
lonestar 25
Podaar 24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 22
Stadler 17
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
Cool Chris 11
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
Snow Dog 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
vmadera 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Puppies_On_Acid 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Indiscipline 1

New Scene (inspired by my toddler son):

Things you never thought you’d have to say, and then you had a kid. (Non parents obviously welcome to chime in too!

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gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3049 on:** December 12, 2021, 05:00:39 PM »

Stop sticking that in your sisters ear

TAC · « **Reply #3050 on:** December 12, 2021, 05:40:15 PM »

Use the toilet, please.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3051 on:** December 12, 2021, 07:17:37 PM »

What? It's 9pm already? I'm headed to bed, I'm exhausted.

TAC · « **Reply #3052 on:** December 12, 2021, 07:18:29 PM »

You're causing confusion and delay.

Podaar · « **Reply #3053 on:** December 12, 2021, 08:29:26 PM »

More suction, please.

Podaar · « **Reply #3054 on:** December 12, 2021, 08:38:45 PM »

Jesus Christ, stop choking the cat or I’ll piss on your pillow! Or maybe that’s just me

Podaar · « **Reply #3055 on:** December 12, 2021, 08:46:28 PM »

Daddy drinks because you cry…

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3056 on:** December 12, 2021, 11:32:43 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 12, 2021, 07:18:29 PM

You're causing confusion and delay.

You read the topic wrong. It is not "Things you never thought you’d have to say, and then you got in a relationship with a woman."

Stadler · « **Reply #3057 on:** December 13, 2021, 06:20:02 AM »

"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3058 on:** December 13, 2021, 06:25:13 AM »

Close the door. Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3059 on:** December 20, 2021, 04:48:56 AM »

I forgot what I came in here for.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3060 on:** December 20, 2021, 07:06:39 AM »

That's your fifth shower today buddy.....give the hot water heater and your forearm a break.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3061 on:** December 20, 2021, 03:42:21 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on December 12, 2021, 07:17:37 PM

What? It's 9pm already? I'm headed to bed, I'm exhausted.

That exhaustion caught up to me last week. This hits too close to home, and it wins. You’re up!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3062 on:** December 20, 2021, 09:28:13 PM »

Standings:

jingle.boy 63
gmillerdrake 48
lonestar 25
Podaar 24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 22
Stadler 17
Cool Chris 12
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
Snow Dog 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
vmadera 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Puppies_On_Acid 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Indiscipline 1

I apologize for going off-script. In the spirit of the season, what is your fondest holiday memory of childhood?

I realize this might not be fully inclusive. If so, please share your fondest childhood memory, regardless of season.

Podaar · « **Reply #3063 on:** December 21, 2021, 05:16:29 AM »

Stadler · « **Reply #3064 on:** December 21, 2021, 11:23:32 AM »

Hard to top that one!

Me? I'm not sure FONDEST, but a fond memory was the lake behind my house. It was bordered by houses for about half of it, and woods for the rest. There was one spot, a grassy knoll, that was invisible from the road or the neighboring houses, but I could see the lake. I used to sit there for hours sometimes, reading and listening to my Walkman, in my own world.

To this day, this lyric transports me almost instantly:

A hot and windy August afternoon
Has the trees in constant motion
With a flash of silver leaves
As they're rocking in the breeze

The boy lies in the grass with one blade
Stuck between his teeth
A vague sensation quickens
In his young and restless heart
And a bright and nameless vision
Has him longing to depart

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3065 on:** December 22, 2021, 12:51:42 PM »

It was Christmas morning. I woke up early and it was like your usual Christmas. The room was dark, lit only by the lights on the tree. It was hard times, and Mom had a single gift for me. She handed me a package that I unwrapped, and inside it was a shoe-box. I opened up the box to find a single (obviously second-hand) Terminator 2 action figure. There was no packaging, so it was clear it had to have been from a garage sale or something. My mom looked at me apologetically and said it was all she could afford. I was extremely appreciative and just old enough to know what it meant to her to be able to give me a present. I hugged her, and I always loved the Terminator 2 figure she gave me.

I always look back on this Christmas as a reminder of how my mom goes out of her way to make me happy.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3066 on:** December 23, 2021, 06:01:02 AM »

My parents always put stockings at the bottom of our bed - part of it was to keep us amused and occupied while my parents could sleep in. One year (I was probably 7 or 8) I tried to catch Santa, but stuffing my stocking down my shirt. It didn't work. I woke up to a full stocking at the bottom of my bed. Also, breakfasts's at my Grandparents farm were always da bomb. My grandma would cook so much food. My grandpa had this 5 foot stocking he'd put one the gifts in for all the kids (four of us - me, brother, and two cousins). There was always a ton of snow up there, and playing for hours outside and in the forest on their property was fantastic.

Oddly, I don't have a specific, or single, or *that* memory that sticks out other than those good times.

Podaar · « **Reply #3067 on:** December 23, 2021, 06:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on December 21, 2021, 11:23:32 AM

Hard to top that one!

Sorry, I'd over-shared a story that wasn't in the spirit of Cool Chris post. After thinking about it, I just came back and deleted it.

TAC · « **Reply #3068 on:** December 31, 2021, 07:37:12 PM »

I'll share a story..

My wife and I moved in together in August of 1996. We weren't married yet. Her son was 6 and lived with us. The Christmas, he was worried that he wouldn't get any presents from Santa because he wasn't at his former house and that Santa wouldn't be able to find him.

The look on his face was priceless that Christmas morning. He screamed, "He came!! He found me!!". It was really cute.

News: Paralyzed official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGAk

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164353 times)