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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #280 on: May 04, 2013, 10:45:32 AM »
Oh fuck it.  I'm a waiter, not an actor!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #281 on: May 04, 2013, 10:55:16 AM »
"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Homosexual Transylvania...I mean Transsexual... Transsexual Transylvania.."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #282 on: May 04, 2013, 11:08:36 AM »
"If I were a rich man,
Oh-Yabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Doo!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #283 on: May 05, 2013, 11:06:25 AM »
Bumpity... would like some more from those demented beautiful minds before picking
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #284 on: May 05, 2013, 11:09:04 AM »
To be......or not to be.......that is the dumbest Fuc%ing question I've ever heard!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #285 on: May 05, 2013, 11:13:29 AM »
From Grease....summer days.....

Girls:  'Tell me more, Tell me more,
                   Did he get very far?

Guys:  'Tell me more, Tell me more,
               Did you smile in her eye?'



^^^^^Sorry....that's horrible :(
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #286 on: May 05, 2013, 07:49:28 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on May 04, 2013, 10:55:16 AM
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Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #287 on: May 06, 2013, 04:06:13 PM »
Wow! Thanks!!

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Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
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El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
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BlobVanDam - 1
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Pointless (pointless being the operative word) additions to the Ten Commandments.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #288 on: May 06, 2013, 04:23:16 PM »
Thou shalt not have pre-marital/underaged intercourse

Thou shalt not claim they have more swag than God
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #289 on: May 06, 2013, 04:45:05 PM »
Thou shalt not take thy Chocolate and covet thou peanut butter.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #290 on: May 06, 2013, 04:52:48 PM »
Thou shalt shut the fuck up during the damn guitar solo.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #291 on: May 06, 2013, 04:53:45 PM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on May 06, 2013, 04:52:48 PM
Thou shalt shut the fuck up during the damn guitar solo.

And thou shalt take a bathroom break during the drum solo
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #292 on: May 06, 2013, 04:54:55 PM »
Thou shall not take Tony Danza's name in vain
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #293 on: May 06, 2013, 04:58:18 PM »
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bacon.

Thou shalt not wear socks with crocs.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2013, 10:07:26 PM by jingle.boy »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #294 on: May 06, 2013, 05:26:46 PM »
 
Quote from: jonnybaxy on May 06, 2013, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on May 06, 2013, 04:52:48 PM
Thou shalt shut the fuck up during the damn guitar solo.

And thou shalt take a bathroom break during the drum solo
:rollin

Don't forget the chai latte. xD
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #295 on: May 06, 2013, 06:55:39 PM »
Thou shalt not clean belly button lint out with a polyester bath cloth.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #296 on: May 06, 2013, 07:01:11 PM »
Thou shalt henceforth replace 'thou shalt' with "My def wicked homie be doin'".......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #297 on: May 06, 2013, 07:01:50 PM »
Thou shall not fart lest finger is pulled.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #298 on: May 06, 2013, 07:13:40 PM »
Thou shalt bathe only in the tart morning showers of Gold.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #299 on: May 06, 2013, 07:32:45 PM »
Thou shalt not craft a meme from Orbert's likeness
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #300 on: May 06, 2013, 07:37:00 PM »
Thou shalt swear a blood oath to despise and detest whichever team your beloved team shalt be engaged in 'playoff' battle with. Despise. Detest. Destroy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #301 on: May 06, 2013, 10:07:05 PM »
Thou shalt not scratch thy testicles after having prepared thy meaty meal with ghost peppers.

Thou shalt not take my name in vain... unless thy name is Jaq, and thy has just made best friend uber-jealous whilst being fellated better than ever before.

Honor thy father ... then write a song about it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #302 on: May 06, 2013, 10:12:28 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 06, 2013, 10:07:05 PM
Thou shalt not scratch thy testicles after having prepared thy meaty meal with ghost peppers.

Thou shalt not take my name in vain... unless thy name is Jaq, and thy has just made best friend uber-jealous whilst being fellated better than ever before.

Honor thy father ... then write a song about it.

If I has the hand clap emoticon I'd use it here Chad. All three of those are great  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #303 on: May 06, 2013, 10:19:50 PM »
you mean :clap:

don't get any more straightforward than that.

:takesbow:  and hopes TV likes them too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #304 on: May 07, 2013, 12:34:51 PM »
Jingle...you nearly had it; but they all three were so good they cancelled each other out. So Lonestar takes it with the belly button lint commandment. Lonestar, yur up!
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 06:18:08 PM by TempusVox »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #305 on: May 07, 2013, 01:44:25 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #306 on: May 07, 2013, 04:00:46 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #307 on: May 07, 2013, 05:02:18 PM »
Newman! (RJ)  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #308 on: May 07, 2013, 05:03:21 PM »
 :rollin :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #309 on: May 07, 2013, 06:49:37 PM »
 :biggrin:

OK, next scene.....



Hef and Chuck Norris meet, the dialogue. Go......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #310 on: May 07, 2013, 06:51:16 PM »
Los standings...

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
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lonestar- 2
TempusVox -1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #311 on: May 07, 2013, 08:20:47 PM »
Shut the fuck up Chuck you bitch.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #312 on: May 07, 2013, 09:12:05 PM »
I crap bigger than you.

Hey Hef, this is some good lemonade!
I know.  I just squeezed it fresh from the apples I picked off that orange tree.

You call that a beard Hef?
Shut up or I'll strangle you with my cell phone.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #313 on: May 07, 2013, 09:49:27 PM »
So Chuck, I hear you're a fan of Dream Theater?
Yeah, I even once joined this message board called DTF.
Really, what was your username?
Well, just to throw people off, I called myself Janet1234.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #314 on: May 07, 2013, 09:59:45 PM »
Chuck: Hey Hef, I just bed your wife using Delta Force....I twirled my schlong like nun chucks afterward.
Hef:  I like Apple Sauce.
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