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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #385 on: May 16, 2013, 08:15:01 AM »
E.T. get busy signal
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #386 on: May 16, 2013, 08:18:37 AM »
I was born a rich white child.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #387 on: May 16, 2013, 08:32:48 AM »
I hate the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like throw-up
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #388 on: May 16, 2013, 10:31:27 AM »
Did you eat the last oreo?

I did my job.

DID YOU EAT THE LAST OREO?!!

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #389 on: May 16, 2013, 11:13:15 AM »
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become pee wee golf champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #390 on: May 16, 2013, 12:06:47 PM »
I am ... and always shall be .... your bitch.  \\// Go fuck yourself, Jim.

A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day.  Tomorrow maybe, but not THIS day.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #391 on: May 16, 2013, 12:08:33 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 16, 2013, 11:13:15 AM
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become pee wee golf champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
You do know though that whole thing was improvised, right?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #392 on: May 16, 2013, 01:10:32 PM »
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.....

Ok I didn't change the quote, it's just a reminder in case you've forgotten.....Nobody puts Baby in a corner....got it?  :hat
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #393 on: May 16, 2013, 01:17:03 PM »
With arms wide open standing on the now of the Titanic

I'm the President of Earth!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #394 on: May 16, 2013, 01:21:05 PM »
*Renee Zelwigger* - You expect me to believe a single word of that Jerry?!?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #395 on: May 16, 2013, 05:19:16 PM »
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. So, do you prefer to be on the bottom, or...?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #396 on: May 16, 2013, 11:07:17 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #397 on: May 17, 2013, 01:57:18 AM »
While there were MANY funny ones, this one made me really LOL:

Quote from: masterthes on May 16, 2013, 07:22:54 AM
If you build it, it'll cost lots of money

 :lol :lol :lol

You're up, dude!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #398 on: May 17, 2013, 04:20:13 AM »
Sweet!

Standings
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lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
TempusVox -2
Jarlaxle - 2
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El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #399 on: May 17, 2013, 05:53:31 AM »
"And today's biggest story comes from the world of soccer ...."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #400 on: May 17, 2013, 09:44:39 AM »
....And now let's send it back out to Stewart who is live at day 63 of the Global Quidditch Tournament of Champions.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #401 on: May 17, 2013, 01:18:48 PM »
"That's a wrap on our studio halftime analysis. Now let's head back up to the stadium booth with the guys, where they'll be joined by O.J. Simpson for a preview of the second half. Al and Jim?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #402 on: May 17, 2013, 01:23:48 PM »
We would like to ...ahh .. welcome the newest member of the Monday Night Football broadcast team, Mr. Andy Dick.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #403 on: May 17, 2013, 02:03:12 PM »
"Welcome to the show everyone.  First and foremost, today is our teleprompt writer's last day.  Cunt punch."

"Let's go to the NASCAR race, where there wasn't a single crash!"

"Today, NBC Sports announced they are bringing back the red and blue streaks for not only NHL hockey, but every sport with a small moving object - including billiards, bowling, and next week's national Head's Up poker championship".

"And news from Scotland ... math scores have been improving dramatically over the last 10 years in the country's education system, therefore all Dart announcers have been fired"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #404 on: May 17, 2013, 02:24:31 PM »
Welcome to the first ever Tiddliwinks Championship!  You can feel the tension in the air with this crowd of 14!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #405 on: May 17, 2013, 04:21:35 PM »
"And now we go live to Wrigley Field, where reporter Ken Miller has been waiting to report on the Cubs winning the World Series."


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #406 on: May 17, 2013, 04:22:20 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 17, 2013, 02:24:31 PM
Welcome to the first ever Tiddliwinks Championship!  You can feel the tension in the air with this crowd of 14!!

 :rollin

It's probably not wise to draw attention to fellow competitors but this seriously makes me laugh!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #407 on: May 17, 2013, 07:06:30 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 17, 2013, 02:24:31 PM
Welcome to the first ever Tiddliwinks Championship!  You can feel the tension in the air with this crowd of 14!!

Winner! I guess my idea wasn't as popular. Ah well, you're up kingshmegland
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #408 on: May 17, 2013, 08:19:08 PM »
Thanks!

Standings
jingle.boy - 4
kingshmegland - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
TempusVox -2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
TheSilentHam - 1
TheLordOfTheStrings- 1
DebraKadabra - 1
masterthes - 1

A clown pulls out a balloon, a condom and and a 1/5 of whiskey and says........
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #409 on: May 17, 2013, 08:21:29 PM »
"Who wants a balloon giraffe?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #410 on: May 17, 2013, 08:33:46 PM »
Wanna see my third nipple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #411 on: May 17, 2013, 08:39:28 PM »
I've got three pounds of Coke.... Two days to move it....and one way to hide it....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #412 on: May 17, 2013, 08:44:20 PM »
Who's in the mood to wrap, blow and swallow?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #413 on: May 17, 2013, 08:47:18 PM »
It's like Mary Poppins' purse back there!  Who wants to see what else I got?

What do you mean it's not THAT kind of party?

My sponsor isn't here, is he?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #414 on: May 18, 2013, 03:25:01 PM »
 "Kids, before I get started we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hanta virus? That came out of left field....Now who wants to see me drink this hooch, shove this balloon up my nose, and crap an elephant into this condom?!!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #415 on: May 18, 2013, 03:39:33 PM »
"Okay children, get ready cause, we're aboiut to act out the joke...The Aristocrats!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #416 on: May 18, 2013, 06:07:14 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #417 on: May 18, 2013, 07:34:15 PM »
Remember kids I'm really a superhero so you can't tell your parents or I'll get found out!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #418 on: May 18, 2013, 11:09:31 PM »
"I hope you kids are on facebook, cause you're about to get poked"

And then he fell off his unicycle and died.

The end.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #419 on: May 19, 2013, 01:53:11 AM »
What the fuck is this balloon doing here?
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