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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #245 on: May 02, 2013, 06:30:11 PM »
Andre the Giant, Honey Boo Boo and Stalin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #246 on: May 02, 2013, 07:29:24 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 02, 2013, 06:09:51 PM
Me, King and Scorpion.

We'd tear him apart.



Wendy, Ronald McDonald & the other creepy King.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #247 on: May 02, 2013, 07:31:22 PM »
Joan of Arc, Magellan and Ponce DeLeon
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #248 on: May 02, 2013, 07:33:22 PM »
Moe, Larry & Curly.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #249 on: May 02, 2013, 07:35:07 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 02, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
Moe, Larry & Curly.
While Shemp and Curly Joe film it as they please each other....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #250 on: May 02, 2013, 07:36:21 PM »
Curly Joe, as useless as dialogue in porn.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #251 on: May 02, 2013, 07:53:46 PM »
That one night in 1988. :facepalm:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #252 on: May 02, 2013, 08:11:21 PM »
A Budweiser Clydesdale, Julia Roberts and Andy Dick
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #253 on: May 02, 2013, 08:28:44 PM »
Celo, Stephen Hawkin and a mayonnaise lathered cocker spaniel named 'Duke'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #254 on: May 03, 2013, 12:14:56 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 02, 2013, 06:09:51 PM
Me, King and Scorpion.

Yeah, I agre- Wait, why does it say worst? That's clearly a typo.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #255 on: May 03, 2013, 06:41:26 AM »
Kim Jon Un + Vladimir Putin + Angela Merkel

Peter Griffin + Marge Simpson + Kenny

And premiering this summer on TLC (The Licking Channel), Dance Mom teacher Abby Lee Miller + The Little Couple.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #256 on: May 03, 2013, 08:03:01 AM »
Roseanne, Sally Struthers, and Ellen DeGeneress
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #257 on: May 03, 2013, 08:23:43 AM »
Quote from: Scorpion on May 03, 2013, 12:14:56 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 02, 2013, 06:09:51 PM
Me, King and Scorpion.

Yeah, I agre- Wait, why does it say worst? That's clearly a typo.

:eyebrows:

 :lol, keep em' comin guys!
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #258 on: May 03, 2013, 10:04:41 AM »
Mr. Bill
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Gumbie

No junk to use so what to do?!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #259 on: May 03, 2013, 12:04:56 PM »
Me, My hand and My tears....    :'( (I would know)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #260 on: May 03, 2013, 02:06:04 PM »
Me, a rabid pit bull, and a jar of peanut butter






Me, Jackie, and 2000 miles distance :'(
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #261 on: May 03, 2013, 02:07:04 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 02, 2013, 08:11:21 PM
A Budweiser Clydesdale, Julia Roberts and Andy Dick


Eh, I'd watch it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #262 on: May 03, 2013, 04:00:24 PM »
Aeon Flux, Fred Flinstone and Shaggy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #263 on: May 03, 2013, 04:54:56 PM »
The Adonis...his ego...and his superego.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #264 on: May 03, 2013, 05:02:59 PM »
Abe Vigoda, Ron Jeremy, and Rosanne Barr









(apologies to Ron and Abe, nothing but love for ya guys)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #265 on: May 03, 2013, 05:24:24 PM »
Siegfried, Roy and the corpse of Steve Irwin
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #266 on: May 03, 2013, 05:45:00 PM »
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Maria Sharapova.

Think of the grunts!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #267 on: May 03, 2013, 05:47:58 PM »
Bella Caroli, Pablo Escobar and Nadya Suleman (the Octomom)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #268 on: May 03, 2013, 05:50:47 PM »
Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo and Candy Crowley

just think of the confusion as to who was what role?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #269 on: May 03, 2013, 07:55:46 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 03, 2013, 05:50:47 PM
Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo and Candy Crowley

just think of the confusion as to who was what role?

Everybody is the quarterback in theis 3some. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #270 on: May 03, 2013, 08:17:50 PM »
Mother Teresa, Helen Keller and Carrot Top


Geddy Lee, Gérard Depardieu and Pinocchio
« Last Edit: May 03, 2013, 08:34:59 PM by TheSilentHam »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #271 on: May 03, 2013, 09:16:33 PM »
Rachel Maddow, Glenn Beck, and Gene Simmons
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #272 on: May 04, 2013, 01:43:59 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 03, 2013, 02:06:04 PM
Me, a rabid pit bull, and a jar of peanut butter






Me, Jackie, and 2000 miles distance :'(

It's only like 1200 brah  :heart

Okay guys I'm actually not making a decision yet because I just laughed so hard at some of those I don't know what to do. Let me sleep on it...
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #273 on: May 04, 2013, 09:01:52 AM »
Okay, sooo many amazing ones, but I had to go with this one:

Quote from: TheSilentHam on May 03, 2013, 08:17:50 PM
Mother Teresa, Helen Keller and Carrot Top

:rollin


gmillerdrake, you get a special mention for having two of the runners-up  :tup
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #274 on: May 04, 2013, 10:18:54 AM »
Thanks - and wow - so many ROFL-worthy ones that time! (good topic)

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
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Ruba - 1
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BlobVanDam - 1
TheSilentHam - 1


Next up:
Awkward moment meeting a celebrity..


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #275 on: May 04, 2013, 10:26:46 AM »
Miek Protnoy Plz com Indonesia!! We luv u!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #276 on: May 04, 2013, 10:30:58 AM »
Hey Natalie... wanna see my third nipple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #277 on: May 04, 2013, 10:40:15 AM »
Sorry- I see I missed a topic almost exactly like this... one moment


Change of topic:

Worst botched line during a musical/play
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #278 on: May 04, 2013, 10:42:41 AM »
*While lining up under center at a co-ed charity flag football game*



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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #279 on: May 04, 2013, 10:43:12 AM »
reboot


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