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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #175 on: April 20, 2013, 07:59:53 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #176 on: April 20, 2013, 08:03:28 AM »
Manscape.  Where man meets lawn.


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #177 on: April 20, 2013, 08:06:57 AM »
Nike's sex dolls: Just do it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #178 on: April 20, 2013, 08:08:58 AM »
Bump And Grind Auto Body.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #179 on: April 20, 2013, 08:10:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #180 on: April 20, 2013, 02:32:13 PM »
Peter Pan's Abortion Clinic.


We'll "Hook" you in.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #181 on: April 21, 2013, 01:46:12 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 20, 2013, 02:32:13 PM
Peter Pan's Abortion Clinic.


We'll "Hook" you in.

Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #182 on: April 21, 2013, 04:54:16 AM »
Thank you!!

Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1
Jarlaxle - 1

Fat Albert walks into McDonalds and says.........
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #183 on: April 21, 2013, 08:26:16 AM »
Fat Albert "I'll have #1, a #2, a #3, a #4, a #6, a #7, a #8, a #9, and a #10."
Cashier: "What would you like to drink sir?"
Fat Albert: "Diet coke."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #184 on: April 21, 2013, 08:44:33 AM »
Gimme 4 big macs............... and all your money motherfuckers......... don't fuck with me bitch!!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #185 on: April 21, 2013, 08:50:37 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 21, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
Gimme 4 big macs............... and all your money motherfuckers......... don't fuck with me bitch!!!!!

^times got tough for Fat Albert and the gang?  :lol


A side salad!?!?!?  What the???  Salad is food's food... it's the food that my food eats.

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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #186 on: April 21, 2013, 08:37:50 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 21, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
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HEY HEY HEY!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #187 on: April 21, 2013, 10:14:29 PM »
"Can you supersize my supersize, and then supersize it again?"

FA: "I'll get 17 double-down sandwhiches and a Dr. Pepper."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #188 on: April 23, 2013, 07:42:32 PM »
Bump.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #189 on: April 24, 2013, 02:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Jarlaxle on April 21, 2013, 10:14:29 PM
"Can you supersize my supersize, and then supersize it again?"


Winna!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #190 on: April 24, 2013, 09:02:40 PM »
Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1

Awkward things you hear your grandma say:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #191 on: April 24, 2013, 09:44:14 PM »
Tit mouse.

Pull my finger sonny.

When you come over for dinner on Sunday, bring some C batteries.  My vibrator is dying.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #192 on: April 24, 2013, 10:06:57 PM »
This is a true story. My uncle, probably four or so at the time, was embarrassed to strip down in front of his grandmother so she could help him with his bath. Her response? "Oh hush. I've had worse things in my mouth."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #193 on: April 25, 2013, 03:36:24 PM »
"Wherever you be let your wind go free, if you hold it in it will be the death of me. "  -Yvonne Callahan  My grandmother. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #194 on: April 25, 2013, 05:56:09 PM »
I'm not your real grandmother,.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #195 on: April 25, 2013, 08:22:52 PM »
"That mother fucker wouldn't walk me across the street!"
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #196 on: April 26, 2013, 03:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Jarlaxle on April 24, 2013, 09:02:40 PM
Awkward things you hear your grandma say:
"I am your father."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #197 on: April 26, 2013, 03:38:38 AM »
I have a cock.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #198 on: April 26, 2013, 04:01:42 AM »
titty sprinkles
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #199 on: April 26, 2013, 04:05:15 AM »
"It's Vlasto day!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #200 on: April 26, 2013, 07:07:07 AM »
Do these tassles make me look fat?!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #201 on: April 26, 2013, 07:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Lolzeez on April 26, 2013, 03:38:38 AM
I have a cock.
:lol I don't know why this made my laugh so hard. Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #202 on: April 26, 2013, 11:25:41 PM »
Woot!


jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1

If dogs could talk,what would they say?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #203 on: April 26, 2013, 11:33:14 PM »
fuck you
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #204 on: April 27, 2013, 12:52:36 AM »
I'll bet you're jealous 'cause I can lick my balls and you can't.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #205 on: April 27, 2013, 01:15:26 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #206 on: April 27, 2013, 01:21:09 AM »
You gonna eat that vomit, or can I have it?

OH HEY, JOHN. COME AND SMELL THIS BITCH'S ASS. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING, DUDE! THE BEST THING I'VE SMELLED SINCE THE LAST THING I JUST SMELLED. OH HEY, IS THAT DEAD RAT I SMELL IN THERE? OH NICE, I NEVER GET TO EAT THOSE! OH MAN, LET'S HUMP.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #207 on: April 27, 2013, 03:46:57 AM »
Man, I have human breath this morning.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #208 on: April 27, 2013, 05:33:25 AM »
Gotta admit that I'm a little but confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #209 on: April 27, 2013, 05:34:14 AM »
THE HUMANS ARE HOME!!!!  THE HUMANS ARE HOME!!!!  OH BLESSED JOY!!!!  I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE, 35 MINUTES!!  WAIT, MY TAIL!!!  WHAT'S THAT BACK THERE!!!  GOTTA GET IT!!!  OH, YOU'RE HOME!!  COME HERE, LET ME LICK YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

Squirrel!
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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