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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #455 on: May 23, 2013, 12:25:33 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #456 on: May 23, 2013, 12:41:43 PM »
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Riding Miss Daisy
Glazing Faces
Orifice Space
The Golden Shower Girls
Harper Valley POA
Silver Spooge
The Dong Show
For Love Or Money Shot

Why do I get the sense you only needed to open your desk drawer to find these titles?

Well, not necessarily my desk drawer.  They're all in a couple of boxes in the closet.  If Only Jr. Mrs. C knew what was in all those boxes in the garage, he'd have a field day.  We wouldn't likely see him for a couple weeks.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #457 on: May 23, 2013, 12:51:09 PM »
Schindler's Fist
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #458 on: May 23, 2013, 01:13:08 PM »
In Diana Jones
Star Whores Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Black
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #459 on: May 23, 2013, 01:27:43 PM »
Eight Men In
Three Men and a Babe
Bevery Hills Cock
Ernest Goes to a Swinger Club
Peggy Sue Got Gangbanged
Sperms of Endearment
Look Who's Talking with Her Mouth Full
Pretty Woman II:  Stank Ho
Beauty and the Breast
Titty Slickers
The Bootyguard
Pocahotass
Men in Black Chicks
Planet of the Gapes
My Big Fat Greek Slut
Close Encounters of the Third Input
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #460 on: May 23, 2013, 01:29:34 PM »
BraveCunt

Deep Impact (Theatrical Trailer Change Only)

Field of Creams

Bull Dickem's

The Swallowers Apprentice

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #461 on: May 23, 2013, 02:51:09 PM »
Shaving ryans privates (saving private Ryan)
Forrest hump
The good the bad and the ugly (doesn't even need changing)
Tit-tanic
The kings breach
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #462 on: May 23, 2013, 02:53:51 PM »
Lara Croft: Womb Raider
The Girl Who Licked the Hornets Nest
The Dark Night
Conception
Seven Sodomites
Shaving Private Ryan ninja'd
Sack to the Future
Czechoslovakian Beauty
To Penetrate a Mockingbird
Requiem for a Cream
Nan's Labyrinth
A Beautiful Hind
Toy Story

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #463 on: May 23, 2013, 03:00:13 PM »
 A Quiver Runs Through It
 E.T. the Extra Testicle
 Ace Ventura...Pet My Rectum
 Black Cock Down
 My Big Fat Greek Whore 
 Children of the Porn
 Tea Bagger Vance
 Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
 Glad He Ate Her
 Batman In Robin
 Sorest Rump
 A Clockwork Orgy
 Gangbangs of New York
 How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
 In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
 Throbbin' Hood (Prince of Beaves)
 Lord Of The G-Strings
 Hannah Does Her Sisters
 Mr. Holland's Anus
 White Men Can't Hump
 Swallow Hal
 Young Spankenstein
 Buffy The Vampire Layer
 School of Cock
 101 Masturbations
 Evil Head
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #464 on: May 23, 2013, 03:45:53 PM »
The Vaginator
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #465 on: May 23, 2013, 03:57:08 PM »
You are all a sick bunch of individuals.






























Keep em coming!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #466 on: May 23, 2013, 04:06:12 PM »
A Cockwork Orange
Dancer on the Dick (Dancer in the Dark)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #467 on: May 23, 2013, 04:07:08 PM »
Lord of the Cream Pies

St. Elmo's Crotch Fire

Beverly Hills Copulation

Dances With She Males

The French Tickler

The Whores of Madison County

The Wet Bitches of Eastwick

The Big Chubb
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #468 on: May 23, 2013, 04:19:59 PM »
A Few Depraved Women

Jeremiah's Johnson.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #469 on: May 23, 2013, 04:30:17 PM »
The Last of the Bukkake's
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #470 on: May 23, 2013, 04:34:41 PM »
Dream Theater: Scored!
Dream Theater: Live from Bootykan
Dream Theater: Live Scenes From a Porno In New York
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #471 on: May 23, 2013, 04:41:00 PM »
Steamy America:  Wood Please
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #472 on: May 23, 2013, 04:51:06 PM »
Mad Maxine: The Road Whorrier
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #473 on: May 23, 2013, 05:04:12 PM »
Hogans Hooters

The Lick my Dyck Show

The Hornymooners

I Dream of Genitals

Little Whore on the Prarie

The Last American Hermaphradite

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #474 on: May 23, 2013, 09:30:46 PM »
The little Shop of Whores
Porn Trek - Into Darkness
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #475 on: May 23, 2013, 10:41:44 PM »
Hairy Poon and the Sorcerer's Bone
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #476 on: May 24, 2013, 01:08:21 AM »
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(both actual porn movies)

and I'm not even going to question your credibility on knowing that.

Old school ones too, on VHS, with a plot and everything!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #477 on: May 24, 2013, 05:19:42 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 24, 2013, 01:08:21 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 23, 2013, 12:16:34 PM
Quote from: lonestar on May 23, 2013, 11:05:58 AM
(both actual porn movies)

and I'm not even going to question your credibility on knowing that.

Old school ones too, on VHS, with a plot and everything!!!!

No doubt starring Harry Reams. And a lot of other things that are 'hairy' I'm sure.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #478 on: May 24, 2013, 09:05:31 AM »
Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #479 on: May 24, 2013, 09:21:00 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #480 on: May 24, 2013, 09:39:47 AM »
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Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #481 on: May 24, 2013, 09:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 23, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
Eight Men In
Three Men and a Babe
Bevery Hills Cock
Ernest Goes to a Swinger Club
Peggy Sue Got Gangbanged
Sperms of Endearment
Look Who's Talking with Her Mouth Full   :lol :lol
Pretty Woman II:  Stank Ho
Beauty and the Breast
Titty Slickers
The Bootyguard
Pocahotass
Men in Black Chicks
Planet of the Gapes
My Big Fat Greek Slut
Close Encounters of the Third Input

Going with quantity AND quality, Coz gets it.  I lost it with the bolded one, especially 'talking with her mouth full'.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #482 on: May 24, 2013, 10:39:42 AM »
:lol  Thanks.

Topic:  Commandments that didn't make it into the "Top 10" list
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #483 on: May 24, 2013, 10:43:52 AM »
Thou shall not take one's back scratcher and scrub thy nuts.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 10:54:41 AM by kingshmegland »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #484 on: May 24, 2013, 10:50:20 AM »
Thou shalt not run with scissors.
Thou shalt not pick it or it will never heal.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 11:07:07 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #485 on: May 24, 2013, 11:04:29 AM »
Your call Coz... but we did something like this already.

Quote from: TempusVox on May 06, 2013, 04:06:13 PM
Pointless (pointless being the operative word) additions to the Ten Commandments.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #486 on: May 24, 2013, 11:07:25 AM »
Ahh, okay, I didn't read back through all of it.  Lemme find something else...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #487 on: May 24, 2013, 11:17:00 AM »
TOPIC: Rejected Massengill Scents
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #488 on: May 24, 2013, 11:26:52 AM »
Scent of 'ass and balls'.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #489 on: May 24, 2013, 11:31:39 AM »
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens
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