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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« on: March 28, 2013, 09:29:56 AM »
Per the request of others, here is the second coming of scenes from a hat.

I will post an idea or situation, and others post how it plays out. After a day or so, a winner will be chosen, and can post the next scene, and on and on it goes.....


Scoreboard:

lonestar- 1





The first scene......



Uncomfortable moments in the produce aisle...



And go.....



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2013, 09:31:44 AM »
Grabbing the wrong melons.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 09:36:11 AM »
Grabbing the wrong melons.

Damn beat me to it.


SHUT YOUR SCREAMING BRAT'S PIEHOLE, BITCH!!

Excuse me, do you work here?  Yes, ok, well a cleanup is needed by the prunes.  I taste tested a couple, and then had a massive shart.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 11:29:31 AM by jingle.boy »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 10:07:55 AM »
Look everybody! Now you see it, now you don't!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 10:11:22 AM »
Quote
You: Ok. I bought this acorn squash, right?
Grocer: right
You: Well...I accidentally the squash.
You: The WHOLE THING!
You: What do I do?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2013, 11:24:37 AM »
holy shit Barto :lol
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2013, 06:12:04 PM »
Look everybody! Now you see it, now you don't!

Shame on you Barto.  No playing with cucumbers.  :p
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 08:03:19 AM »
Quote
You: Ok. I bought this acorn squash, right?
Grocer: right
You: Well...I accidentally the squash.
You: The WHOLE THING!
You: What do I do?

Barto gets it... Your up man.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 08:08:09 AM »
Look everybody! Now you see it, now you don't!

Shame on you Barto.  No playing with cucumbers.  :p
Don't you mean the baby carrots? :huh:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 01:07:55 PM »

Scoreboard:

El Barto- 1
lonestar- 1



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 02:08:23 PM »
Dad?!?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 02:49:52 PM »
I ate what?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2013, 04:10:36 PM »
You were great lady ... all three holes.  And in an order that was quite unexpected.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2013, 05:49:03 PM »
Have you seen my hamster?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2013, 11:12:57 PM »
Wait a minute Jennifer, shouldn't you be sitting down to pee?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2013, 05:06:44 AM »
What's that smell?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2013, 07:07:07 AM »
I lost my wedding band.  Can you check your hoo hoo for it?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2013, 09:46:11 AM »
Dad?!?

Coming up on Hogan Knows Best. . .

Winner
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2013, 09:59:59 AM »
Thanks Barto!

Scoreboard:

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lonestar - 1
Scorpion - 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2013, 10:25:52 AM »
Your mother having an orgasm
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2013, 10:26:41 AM »
This call may be recorded.  You have a collect call from

hi honey,

an inmate in a Dallas County correctional facility. To accept the charges, please press 1 on your telephone keypad now.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2013, 11:04:47 AM »
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2013, 04:51:52 AM »
Your grandma from a sex hotline.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2013, 05:28:02 AM »
Dad?

Is now a bad time?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2013, 07:22:45 AM »
Hello.  This is Stan Morgan from the IRS.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2013, 07:33:51 AM »
The opening track of Geoff Tate's new album.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2013, 07:37:38 AM »
Sorry, Mr Astley is busy right now, please hold..............
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2013, 08:07:45 AM »
Hello Mr. Anderson......
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2013, 08:36:36 AM »
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down.."

(Ie, getting Rick-rolled on the phone)
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2013, 08:54:39 AM »
The opening track of Geoff Tate's new album.

I lost it. :lol :lol You're up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2013, 09:18:44 AM »
Oh yeah, cool!

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lonestar - 1
Scorpion - 1
Ruba - 1




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2013, 10:04:58 AM »
Vin Diesel

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2013, 10:22:57 AM »
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down.."

(Ie, getting Rick-rolled on the phone)


Sorry, Mr Astley is busy right now, please hold..............


Was mine too subtle? ;) :biggrin:
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2013, 06:58:37 PM »
The best babysitter ever:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2013, 07:00:47 PM »
Calling Dr. Daniels.  Doctor Jack Daniels!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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