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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #210 on: April 27, 2013, 06:06:44 AM »
It's Bacon strips, not beggin' strips you ass.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #211 on: April 27, 2013, 09:23:24 AM »
 *lights cigar* "Alright boys, deuces are wild, blinds are 25 and 50. We're playing for all the bones tonight. Scruffy, you're first deal."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #212 on: April 27, 2013, 11:53:06 AM »
"Don't you wish you could lick DEEEZ NUUUUTTTSSS!?"

"Hey Spot, check out that sexy little number over there, I bet she has the best smelling balloon knot on the block."

"You think you have a small bladder? I have to lift my leg and piss every 5 steps!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #213 on: April 27, 2013, 11:58:04 AM »
I chase cats therefore I am.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #214 on: April 27, 2013, 12:09:16 PM »
It's long and it's pink.....and it needs someplace to 'hide'..........


Hey buddy.....I just ate my crap about three minutes ago and now I'm licking your face.....



Not the peanut butter again....it's only been 35 minutes.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #215 on: April 27, 2013, 12:37:12 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on April 27, 2013, 12:09:16 PM

Hey buddy.....I just ate my crap about three minutes ago .....


......and now you know why my coat is so ass kickin'!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #216 on: April 27, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »
I'm gunna eat my ass and balls
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #217 on: April 27, 2013, 01:54:31 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #218 on: April 27, 2013, 01:54:35 PM »
Dumps are the best!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #219 on: April 27, 2013, 02:03:07 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 27, 2013, 01:21:09 AM
You gonna eat that vomit, or can I have it?

OH HEY, JOHN. COME AND SMELL THIS BITCH'S ASS. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING, DUDE! THE BEST THING I'VE SMELLED SINCE THE LAST THING I JUST SMELLED. OH HEY, IS THAT DEAD RAT I SMELL IN THERE? OH NICE, I NEVER GET TO EAT THOSE! OH MAN, LET'S HUMP.
The winner!

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I'll bet you're jealous 'cause I can lick my balls and you can't.
Runner up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #220 on: April 30, 2013, 10:12:27 AM »
BUMP
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #221 on: April 30, 2013, 10:26:47 AM »
Sorry, forgot about this. Thanks, Lolzeez.

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Jarlaxle - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
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Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1

Strangest thing to read on someone's will (you know, after they've died).
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #222 on: April 30, 2013, 10:31:51 AM »
Happy Vlasto Day!
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Hey, the length is fine :azn: Thanks!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #223 on: April 30, 2013, 10:56:15 AM »
I leave all my nail clippings to Bat Boy from the World News newspaper.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #224 on: April 30, 2013, 11:50:34 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #225 on: April 30, 2013, 11:55:05 AM »
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Happy Vlasto Day!

This is getting old.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #226 on: April 30, 2013, 02:43:46 PM »
When you pull the plug on me I'd like an old ragtime band play, "Clang, Clang, Clang goes the trolley".
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #227 on: April 30, 2013, 03:06:45 PM »
"I was kidding about the DNR. Spare no expense."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #228 on: April 30, 2013, 04:54:17 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #229 on: April 30, 2013, 06:28:08 PM »
"I would like to leave my giant collection of sex toys to my husband, who I know has just as much fun with them as I did."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #230 on: April 30, 2013, 07:07:10 PM »
....and an apology to you Tom......for the sores that your wife turned up with. Who knew what three bottles of wine and a dube would lead to?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #231 on: April 30, 2013, 07:41:06 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on April 30, 2013, 04:54:17 PM
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I can't top that one. :hefdaddy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #232 on: April 30, 2013, 09:09:59 PM »
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet!
(and so on...)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #233 on: May 01, 2013, 08:26:22 AM »
April fools!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #234 on: May 01, 2013, 08:47:51 AM »
Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm the man in the Box......
Buried in my Sh%t.....
Woooooon't yoooou.....come.....and....save me...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #235 on: May 01, 2013, 09:01:28 AM »
^  :tup :lol
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #236 on: May 01, 2013, 12:30:39 PM »
You can have all my swag home dog, after all YOLO init bruv
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #237 on: May 01, 2013, 03:44:03 PM »
Here lies a happy man who got away from that bitch.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #238 on: May 01, 2013, 11:18:32 PM »
"I would like to leave my AIDS to everyone I've ever slept with. Oh wait..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #239 on: May 02, 2013, 09:09:53 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #240 on: May 02, 2013, 10:51:01 AM »
Tag, your it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #241 on: May 02, 2013, 10:59:18 AM »
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I give you the win on the condition that you leave me out of your will.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #242 on: May 02, 2013, 05:54:26 PM »
 :lol, deal.

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1

Worst threesome ever.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #243 on: May 02, 2013, 06:05:32 PM »
I've never seen the hair between butt and balls braided before....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #244 on: May 02, 2013, 06:09:51 PM »
Me, King and Scorpion.
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