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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1365 on: January 29, 2022, 06:03:17 PM »
Bubble wrap I understand, but I never thought about the fact that basically putting chips (crisps, whatever) in a balloon protects them.  [Takes a seat in the rocking chair.]  Back in my day, the bags weren't 50% air, but sometimes half the chips were broken.  So it's a trade-off.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1366 on: January 29, 2022, 06:51:12 PM »
Assuming you're getting the same quantity of chips it's not really a tradeoff, you aren't losing chips to get air instead.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1367 on: January 29, 2022, 10:50:38 PM »
True.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1368 on: February 01, 2022, 09:05:30 AM »
Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1369 on: February 01, 2022, 09:49:11 AM »
Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30

Never heard of him, but that was kinda funny.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1370 on: February 01, 2022, 09:52:28 AM »
Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
That was actually funny  :lol

I haven't kept up with his stuff but I did check out the pitch meeting for Spider-Man No way Home, which I thought was pretty funny as well.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1371 on: February 01, 2022, 11:30:54 AM »
Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1372 on: February 02, 2022, 11:31:16 AM »
Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30

This is 100% on point.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1373 on: February 02, 2022, 02:39:25 PM »
There's a huge risk of coronavirus infections at the Airport arrivals lounge. Lots of cases going around.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1374 on: February 03, 2022, 06:19:20 AM »


Apparently the guy below installed a projector and didn't think about the screw length.










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#screwlength
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1375 on: February 03, 2022, 06:54:40 AM »
I guess you could say ...

*sunglasses*

... he screwed up.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1376 on: February 03, 2022, 06:56:01 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1377 on: February 03, 2022, 06:57:30 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1378 on: February 03, 2022, 07:49:25 AM »
There's a huge risk of coronavirus infections at the Airport arrivals lounge. Lots of cases going around.

I just got this.    :facepalm:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1379 on: February 03, 2022, 08:20:22 AM »
I guess you could say ...

*sunglasses*

... he screwed up.

:lhk:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1380 on: February 03, 2022, 10:36:19 AM »
Apparently the guy below ... didn't think about the screw length.

That's what she said.


I guess you could say ...

*sunglasses*

... he screwed up.

Well...he is "the guy below."  If he didn't screw up, he'd be doing it wrong.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1381 on: February 03, 2022, 02:12:28 PM »
I guess you could say ...

*sunglasses*

... he screwed up.

:lhk:

I typed in like four different combos trying to find that emote...never occured it was all lower case letters lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1382 on: February 10, 2022, 01:08:05 PM »
https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd

I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1383 on: February 10, 2022, 01:12:48 PM »
https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd

I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.

It's legit, I follow that dude... He's fucking hysterical. Even appeared on America's Got Talent

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1384 on: February 10, 2022, 01:21:38 PM »
Yeah, I've seen some of his other videos and the dude is talented...at whatever it is that he does  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1385 on: February 10, 2022, 01:29:33 PM »
https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd

I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.

I'm fuckin dyin here!  Once he got in a rhythm, it's like he couldn't stop.  And then the money-shot look on his face for success!!!  You know that's his O-face.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1387 on: February 15, 2022, 04:36:57 PM »

First of all  :rollin

Second of all, people still use WinRAR, even though 7zip exists and is open source, a million times better, and completely free...?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1388 on: February 15, 2022, 04:41:41 PM »
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1389 on: February 15, 2022, 04:42:50 PM »
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?

No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1390 on: February 15, 2022, 05:24:27 PM »
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?

No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
WinRAR is a free program. It just has a nag screen encouraging people to register it and send them money. I guess it works.


Second of all, people still use WinRAR, even though 7zip exists and is open source, a million times better, and completely free...?
I prefer WinRAR quite a bit over 7z. Part of it is just that I've gotten used to the icons, and part of it is that it integrates into shell much better, IMO. 7z is helpful because it's integrated into Windows, which you need when you first install, but replacing it with WinRAR is usually a pretty early move for me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1391 on: February 15, 2022, 07:07:24 PM »
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?

No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
WinRAR is a free program. It just has a nag screen encouraging people to register it and send them money. I guess it works.

Hey you're right.

My trial period has lasted about 15 years. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1392 on: February 16, 2022, 07:27:24 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1393 on: February 16, 2022, 08:20:36 AM »
They'd be funnier if your foot went in his mouth.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1394 on: February 17, 2022, 05:19:13 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1396 on: February 17, 2022, 09:51:55 AM »


Now go back in time and say the world is round .  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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« Reply #1398 on: February 22, 2022, 01:36:14 PM »
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