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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1470 on: April 13, 2022, 07:05:17 AM »

















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1471 on: April 13, 2022, 07:26:25 AM »
That's a good set; I relate to the "Africa" one, and I love the dog one.  The open jar of JIF... priceless!  :)

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« Reply #1472 on: April 13, 2022, 09:32:03 AM »
The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1473 on: April 13, 2022, 10:00:34 AM »
The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!

Helm's Deep probably put sanctions in place as well.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1474 on: April 13, 2022, 10:01:12 AM »
Caulking got me, with the cig in his mouth  :lol

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« Reply #1475 on: April 13, 2022, 10:04:10 AM »
The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!

Helm's Deep probably put sanctions in place as well.

I have to confess, I didn't quite get that one, myself.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1476 on: April 13, 2022, 10:26:55 AM »
It's riffing on people on social media wanting/needing to "do something" about serious social issues, so they change their profile picture to something with a border or watermark to show their support.  And that is the extent of their "doing something about it".  The situation in the Ukraine, for example.  Lots of people change their profile picture (temporarily) to something with the blue and yellow stripes.  Yay.  Meanwhile there are people sending money, food, goods, or even going over there to help.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1477 on: April 13, 2022, 11:30:20 AM »
Yes that Gondor one was great.
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« Reply #1478 on: April 13, 2022, 02:27:56 PM »
AHH!  Gotcha.  I'm too lazy to change my avatar, so I wouldn't know that. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1480 on: April 17, 2022, 04:59:30 AM »
Are they humping your burrito too??
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1481 on: April 20, 2022, 07:54:13 AM »



















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1482 on: April 20, 2022, 08:28:19 AM »
Nice batch.  Artichokie got me good.  Same with the police sketch artist.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1483 on: April 20, 2022, 09:15:39 AM »
A fan of the spooky nerds  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1485 on: April 21, 2022, 05:40:20 PM »
I don't get some of those (the PS5, the drill), but the Autopsy Night, the "Lunch" error, and the Funeral Kazoo are all winners.

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« Reply #1486 on: April 21, 2022, 06:52:02 PM »
I don't get some of those (the PS5, the drill), but the Autopsy Night, the "Lunch" error, and the Funeral Kazoo are all winners.

As to the drill, you’ve never had an upstairs neighbor or know someone who has had one?

And I don’t get the PS5 one either.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1487 on: April 21, 2022, 07:09:33 PM »
In the second panel it's changed from PS5, a device which cats typically do not care about, to a sound that often does gain their attention.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1489 on: April 22, 2022, 02:14:15 PM »
I laughed way too hard at both of those  :lol
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« Reply #1490 on: April 22, 2022, 02:34:06 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1491 on: April 22, 2022, 02:41:24 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
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« Reply #1492 on: April 22, 2022, 03:12:50 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:

Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1493 on: April 22, 2022, 03:55:01 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:

Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1494 on: April 22, 2022, 06:10:57 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:

Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).
You might be able to track it down through Event Viewer, but yeah, shit-show doesn't even begin to describe how difficult it is to track down anything in there......let alone interpret it....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1495 on: April 22, 2022, 09:01:00 PM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:

Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).

Wanna try that one again in English?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1496 on: April 22, 2022, 09:04:46 PM »
I think 0X565465481756773 is one of Elon Musk's kids.

But seriously, I can't relate to that USB disconnect experience and don't know what a port logger is.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1497 on: April 22, 2022, 09:44:15 PM »
The USB connects to a port. When a USB is disconnected from the port it makes that 'disconnect' sound. Sometimes USBs will disconnect for no reason making that sound leaving you scratching your head where the sound is coming from when you never disconnected the USB from the port in the first place. A Port logger watches all the ports in the system for you to troubleshoot where the source of the sound might be coming from. Either way, I haven't experienced it that much but when it does happen that picture is an apt description of the experience.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1498 on: April 23, 2022, 01:49:29 AM »
The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on. 

that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:

Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.

They are from the Star Wars spin-off show The Book of Boba Fett
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« Reply #1499 on: April 23, 2022, 03:48:35 PM »
Bear gets hit in the nuts

I mean as a guy I have my deepest sympathy for that bear.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1500 on: April 23, 2022, 03:54:51 PM »
Bear gets hit in the nuts

I mean as a guy I have my deepest sympathy for that bear.

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« Reply #1501 on: April 23, 2022, 06:11:47 PM »
Yup, that'll put your life on pause for a good minute or two... Poor fella.

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« Reply #1502 on: April 23, 2022, 07:41:27 PM »
I'm not going to even watch.  A man knows better. Lol
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« Reply #1503 on: April 23, 2022, 07:44:06 PM »
Oh, just grin and bear it.
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« Reply #1504 on: April 23, 2022, 07:58:29 PM »
I'm not going to even watch.  A man knows better. Lol

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