The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[Stadler]

"A horse with diabetes!"   

[faizoff]

Now I can never see the world the same again, it will always be a cat.

[Lonk]

Now I can never see the world the same again, it will always be a cat.

FYE

[Zydar]

[pg1067]

As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one.  As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events.  It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.

Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.

[Stadler]

As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one.  As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events.  It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.

Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.

I still don't think I get it. 

[Lonk]

As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one.  As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events.  It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.

Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.

I still don't think I get it. 

DDR RAM = Computer part
Also DDR RAM= Ram playing Dance Dance Revolution

[Stadler]

As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one.  As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events.  It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.

Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.

I still don't think I get it. 

DDR RAM = Computer part
Also DDR RAM= Ram playing Dance Dance Revolution

AHHH!  Now that IS pretty funny!  (I didn't get the Dance Dance Revolution part).

[pg1067]

[faizoff]

That freezer one is great.

[Adami]

Love the Airplane! one.

[bosk1]

I too hate having to share "fun facts". 

I used to just say something like, "Um...a lot of my friends are people on the Internet that I've never actually met, and who represent themselves with pictures of muppets, tigers, and sexual predators."  Based on the responses I would get, I too am now more reluctant to share.

[jingle.boy]

Man... good batch there Paul.  When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses.  Nostalgia!

[pg1067]

When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses.  Nostalgia!

Right?!

Thinking about all the stuff I had back then and got rid of is just depressing!

[Cool Chris]

LOL at Admr. Piett. Great reference.

[Zydar]

Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

[jingle.boy]

sock-shoe; sock-shoe just sounds ridiculous, and I'm giggling just thinking about how ridiculous it is.

[XJDenton]

I do sock shoe shoe sock because I like palindromes.

[Stadler]

Man... good batch there Paul.  When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses.  Nostalgia!

I still have one from the first run ("Star Wars"); it is C-3PO and R2-D2.  It broke, and my loving wife... found one on eBay and gave it to me for Xmas.   Enabler or true love, you decide!   

ALL  of those jokes are winners in my book.  I liked the Airplane! and freezer one.

[pg1067]

Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe.  It's more efficient.

[King Postwhore]

Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe.  It's more efficient.

As do I.

[Stadler]

Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe.  It's more efficient.

Sociopath.


I literally have never given this even a moment's thought, but now that I am, it's "sock sock shoe shoe" because my socks are in one place, and my shoes are in another.  Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?

[King Postwhore]

 

This animal does it sock shoe because I've got my leg up on the bed.  Just easier that way.

[El Barto]

You can function with two socks, or even one sock just fine. One sock and one shoe is a no-go. Only makes sense to go with socks, then shoes at your leisure.

[pg1067]

This animal does it sock shoe because I've got my leg up on the bed.  Just easier that way.

Exactly.  More efficient.

Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?

Errr...no.

[jingle.boy]

Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?

Errr...no.

He is the King, after all.

[Lonk]

Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?

I have something like this that goes behind the front door, and I just rotate my shoes as needed.

[Orbert]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

[bosk1]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

What, are you Asian or something?

[pg1067]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

What, are you Asian or something?

 

I'm also getting the sense that having shoes by the door is a bit of an east coast thing.  All my shoes live in the bedroom.

[TAC]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

What, are you Asian or something?

 

I'm also getting the sense that having shoes by the door is a bit of an east coast thing.  All my shoes live in the bedroom.

My shoes and sneakers are all in my bedroom too.

[Orbert]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

What, are you Asian or something?

Isn't everyone? 

[bosk1]

Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom.  Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.

What, are you Asian or something?

Isn't everyone? 

My wife is, so I am by association.  So that makes three of us.

[King Postwhore]

I get dressed in another room in the am so if my wife has a late shift, I can let her sleep.  So the sneakers are left in that room.

[Elite]

People actually wear shoes inside?