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The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« on: August 25, 2020, 09:44:37 AM »
Old thread here:

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49145.0

On an unrelated note, I've become good friends and extremely familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2020, 09:54:38 AM »
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2020, 11:10:18 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2020, 11:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 25, 2020, 09:54:38 AM
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2020, 11:47:27 AM »
Quote from: TAC on August 25, 2020, 11:42:59 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 25, 2020, 09:54:38 AM
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why isn’t phonetically spelled that way?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2020, 11:49:30 AM »
Who let the dogs out?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2020, 12:26:32 PM »
The two unwritten rules for life:

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Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2020, 12:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 25, 2020, 12:26:32 PM
The two unwritten rules for life:

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 :rollin haha thats great.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2020, 12:32:26 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2020, 01:39:37 PM »
Quote from: TAC on August 25, 2020, 11:42:59 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 25, 2020, 09:54:38 AM
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Reminded me of a joke I heard Norm McDonald tell....I.D., there’s an odd abbreviation, you have “I” which is short “I” and “D” which is short for “dentification”.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2020, 11:40:03 PM »
This will get harder to find a thread title every time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2020, 03:38:15 AM »
Let's bless this new thread with a dump.









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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2020, 05:01:45 AM »
 :lol
Good batch
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2020, 05:34:58 AM »




Sometimes those openings just dump the liquid out in splashes and you need an extra air hole to let the liquid pour out smoothly so... This isn't the dumbest thing ever.

I usually make a hole in the top with a knife but yeah.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2020, 06:56:55 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2020, 07:12:33 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2020, 07:17:49 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 26, 2020, 05:34:58 AM




Sometimes those openings just dump the liquid out in splashes and you need an extra air hole to let the liquid pour out smoothly so... This isn't the dumbest thing ever.

I usually make a hole in the top with a knife but yeah.

Bearing in mind I haven't seen the pictures yet, but "phrasing".   :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2020, 07:46:46 AM »
The kiwi one took me a minute.   I am proud to say that's me with the special talent.   I have a burn barrel in my back woods, and last couple weekends I've been burning the brush from the summer storms (if you don't the ants and ticks will set up camp) and the smoke follows me around like the hands of a clock. It's uncanny.   
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2020, 12:22:51 PM »
I'd take that deal.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2020, 04:47:45 AM »


Reminds me of that Simpsons song.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2020, 01:06:26 PM »
I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2020, 01:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 27, 2020, 01:06:26 PM
I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.

Oh yea? He does a few random things on YouTube. Definitely a sarcastic little thing but mostly seems like a cool guy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2020, 01:53:55 PM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 27, 2020, 01:01:51 PM


 :rollin :rollin :rollin
I had to check Twitter to see if he really did post. Made me laugh harder that he did.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2020, 03:27:17 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 27, 2020, 01:06:26 PM
I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.

He seems mostly with it - but with that " i've done slightly too many drugs " shaky voice.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2020, 08:42:17 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 27, 2020, 03:27:17 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 27, 2020, 01:06:26 PM
I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.

He seems mostly with it - but with that " i've done slightly too many drugs " shaky voice.

I saw that podcast awhile back and the 2 biggest takeaways was that Macaulay is surprisingly normal and he gets to do whatever the eff he wants!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2020, 01:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 28, 2020, 12:45:13 PM
Karens but with zombie noises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MCAoMPKWIy0&feature=emb_logo
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2020, 05:18:46 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 28, 2020, 12:29:54 PM
:rollin :rollin "You're getting shagged by a rare parrot"

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Good thing I wasn't drinking anything, but it almost made me choke on my own spit. That needs to be a meme.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2020, 05:19:49 PM »
Dafuq does "Karens" mean in this context?
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