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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1505 on: April 23, 2022, 09:18:49 PM »
I'm not going to even watch.  A man knows better. Lol

Right?!  Sympathy pains can be pretty bad too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1506 on: April 24, 2022, 05:10:34 AM »
It was funny watching it that way, and I do think it was the nut-shot that dropped him.  But clearly the bear mostly just wanted to itch his back.

I'm still laughing my ass off though.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1507 on: April 24, 2022, 07:50:12 PM »
So.
I went to watch the bear getting it in the stones and admittedly it was amusing.

But. Two videos below that one was this.

And I just don’t know how I feel about it …

https://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1508 on: April 24, 2022, 08:15:39 PM »
That was entertaining, and it has a 141 million views. I think it might be a tad popular.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1509 on: April 25, 2022, 07:40:41 AM »
That was entertaining, and it has a 141 million views. I think it might be a tad popular.

Then someone else sent me the version of Thunderstruck by the two cellos
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1510 on: April 25, 2022, 08:01:01 AM »
























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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1511 on: April 25, 2022, 08:04:49 AM »
:lol that's a good batch

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1512 on: April 25, 2022, 08:25:49 AM »
The bear got a legit extended laugh out loud. That might be in my top three of any I've seen so far.  The kid with the guitar and the Vegan/Virgin ones are solid too.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1513 on: April 25, 2022, 08:44:14 AM »
The bear got a legit extended laugh out loud. That might be in my top three of any I've seen so far.  The kid with the guitar and the Vegan/Virgin ones are solid too.
The bear was the winner for sure, but the footpath to Butt Lane got me pretty good, as well.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1514 on: April 25, 2022, 09:03:31 AM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1515 on: April 25, 2022, 09:07:03 AM »
In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one  :P

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« Reply #1516 on: April 25, 2022, 09:14:05 AM »
In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one  :P

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« Reply #1517 on: April 25, 2022, 09:23:00 AM »
In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one  :P

Look at the bright side: you weren't attacked by the trapeze artist.  That has to count for something.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1518 on: April 25, 2022, 11:18:53 AM »
In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one  :P

Look at the bright side: you weren't attacked by the trapeze artist.  That has to count for something.

True that...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1519 on: April 25, 2022, 01:37:34 PM »
All kinds of win there, Zy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1520 on: April 28, 2022, 08:28:07 AM »















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1521 on: April 28, 2022, 09:21:21 AM »
Other than the "fun fact about me", which I don't quite get to be honest, those are all degrees of winner.   I like the "Finals" question and the dildo one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1522 on: April 28, 2022, 09:28:39 AM »
The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1523 on: April 28, 2022, 09:29:45 AM »
I do get the OG one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1524 on: April 28, 2022, 09:30:01 AM »
The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.

Definitely this for me. Anxiety and I don't want people to know how boring I am.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1525 on: April 28, 2022, 09:31:52 AM »
The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.

Definitely this for me. Anxiety and I don't want people to know how boring I am.

No, I get that; I feel that too.  I just don't see where the "funny" in it is.   Unless... is the fun fact that she lives in fear of being asked what the fun fact is?  Now that might be humorous. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1526 on: April 28, 2022, 10:27:15 AM »
Yeah, that's true. I don't know why I included it in the batch :lol I guess it was more of a "hey, I can identify with that" than a "haha, hilarious" thing.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1527 on: April 28, 2022, 10:40:28 AM »
I thought it had something to do with her name, Trash Jones.  Tried to figure out different things she might have said, but came up empty.

I too hate having to share "fun facts".  The only thing I can ever think of is that I play the piano, but for some reason people always want to know more; they ask questions, and if there's a piano nearby, they ask if I'll play something.  I'm a horrible show-off, so I'll do it, but I'll hate myself for it later.  I've tried telling people I'm a computer programmer, but not only is that boring (as opposed to "fun") but incredibly, people ask me about that, too.  If I have to, I'd rather just share something, people nod politely, and then the next person shares.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1528 on: April 28, 2022, 10:42:49 AM »
Well, I didn't mean to be critical; I think Zy kills it with these and I look forward to them.  Just basic law of averages says there might be one that falls a little shorter than another, but I think every batch has at least one that gets a laugh out loud.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1529 on: April 28, 2022, 11:46:58 AM »





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1530 on: April 28, 2022, 12:01:10 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1531 on: April 28, 2022, 12:10:06 PM »
That's not to my co-workers; that's me to my wife and kids every day after work!   :) :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1532 on: April 28, 2022, 12:24:53 PM »
That's not to my co-workers; that's me to my wife and kids every day after work!   :) :)

My co-workers are really nice people but we are all very different personality wise so when we go out (which is rare) it's kinds of shallow talk that typically leads into talk about work, no thanks :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1534 on: April 30, 2022, 08:29:55 AM »
haha indeed :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1535 on: April 30, 2022, 09:32:09 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1536 on: April 30, 2022, 09:40:15 AM »
Been there.  Not very often, fortunately, but yeah.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1537 on: May 04, 2022, 05:18:12 AM »

















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1538 on: May 04, 2022, 05:38:13 AM »
Thanks for the morning smiles, Zy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1539 on: May 04, 2022, 06:38:51 AM »
 :lol Good ones. The last one reminded me of this dog:

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