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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: XJDenton on August 25, 2020, 09:44:37 AM
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Old thread here:
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49145.0
On an unrelated note, I've become good friends and extremely familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn’t phonetically spelled that way?
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Who let the dogs out?
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The two unwritten rules for life:
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The two unwritten rules for life:
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:rollin haha thats great.
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Reminded me of a joke I heard Norm McDonald tell....I.D., there’s an odd abbreviation, you have “I” which is short “I” and “D” which is short for “dentification”.
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This will get harder to find a thread title every time.
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Let's bless this new thread with a dump.
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:lol
Good batch
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Sometimes those openings just dump the liquid out in splashes and you need an extra air hole to let the liquid pour out smoothly so... This isn't the dumbest thing ever.
I usually make a hole in the top with a knife but yeah.
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:lol
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Sometimes those openings just dump the liquid out in splashes and you need an extra air hole to let the liquid pour out smoothly so... This isn't the dumbest thing ever.
I usually make a hole in the top with a knife but yeah.
Bearing in mind I haven't seen the pictures yet, but "phrasing". :)
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:lol
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The kiwi one took me a minute. I am proud to say that's me with the special talent. I have a burn barrel in my back woods, and last couple weekends I've been burning the brush from the summer storms (if you don't the ants and ticks will set up camp) and the smoke follows me around like the hands of a clock. It's uncanny.
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I'd take that deal.
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Reminds me of that Simpsons song.
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I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.
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I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.
Oh yea? He does a few random things on YouTube. Definitely a sarcastic little thing but mostly seems like a cool guy.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
I had to check Twitter to see if he really did post. Made me laugh harder that he did.
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I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.
He seems mostly with it - but with that " i've done slightly too many drugs " shaky voice.
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I just watched Rogan's podcast with Macaulay yesterday. It was a good one. It occurred to me that that's probably the first time I've heard him speak since the movie Richie Rich.
He seems mostly with it - but with that " i've done slightly too many drugs " shaky voice.
I saw that podcast awhile back and the 2 biggest takeaways was that Macaulay is surprisingly normal and he gets to do whatever the eff he wants!
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:rollin :rollin "You're getting shagged by a rare parrot"
https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/ii7r7d/watch_a_wildlife_photographer_die_inside/
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Karens but with zombie noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MCAoMPKWIy0&feature=emb_logo
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Karens but with zombie noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MCAoMPKWIy0&feature=emb_logo
:rollin
That was hilarious, but seriously, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!!!
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:rollin :rollin "You're getting shagged by a rare parrot"
https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/ii7r7d/watch_a_wildlife_photographer_die_inside/
:rollin :rollin
"Look he's so happy" (Close up of Bird)
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything, but it almost made me choke on my own spit. That needs to be a meme.
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Dafuq does "Karens" mean in this context?
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Dafuq does "Karens" mean in this context?
White lady short circuiting and forgetting in the moment that words/actions exist beyond the present.
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(https://i.ibb.co/LZ5Jhpc/Stefano-Behind-2020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/wzswr6P)
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Karens but with zombie noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MCAoMPKWIy0&feature=emb_logo
God that is perfect. :lol
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(https://i.ibb.co/LZ5Jhpc/Stefano-Behind-2020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/wzswr6P)
Because of my wife I fully understand this reference :lol
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That's weird.
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Sounds like a royal flush.
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What the hell :lol
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Nope.
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It's camoflage. Doesn't she watch those Busch Lite commercials where the guy dressed like a rock (not THE Rock, but A rock) nabs the beer?
Haha.
Okay, text funny, and at my expense. I get up this morning to help my stepson get ready for school, first day of remote learning, and I'm sort of the "Apple" guy in my house. So I'm downstairs and I put the coffee cup in the Keurig and hit "go!". I look over and I see it overflowing, and I'm like "something's off". I go and look and see that it's the right size - 10oz. - and yet.. overflow. It dawns on me... I PUT THE CUP IN UPSIDE DOWN. So the full cup ends up in the overflow catch and on the counter. SHIT. So I make another cup and I cut some banana bread to toast. All fine, I check on my kid, and go to work.
Now, we had to replace our TV because the thingamabob that controls the doodad shit the bed, so I had a box for a 70" TV that I was going to put downstairs. I couldn't fit it around the corner no matter how I twisted it, so it was ON the stairs, leaning to the side. I'm going down the steps with my hot coffee and toasted banana bread, and I step on my shoelace and trip, falling onto the box. Coffee everywhere, including on me and soaked in the banana bread, and a stiff cardboard box shoved in my nethers.
Insult to injury? There was a company-wide software push update over the weekend so all my automatic log-ins had to be done over. Insult to the insult to injury? I go back upstairs to get a replacement cup of coffee (the third of the day) and out of frustration I pick up the box and kind of twist it in mock throw... and it goes right through the side door where I wanted it to go. It didn't have to be there in the first place!
I was THISCLOSE to going back to bed at that point. THISCLOSE.
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Don't know if funny but that's an awful way to start the day.
I never done the "upside down" mug, but I did forget to put my coffee mug in the machine once, same result :facepalm:
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Eh, it's funny. I don't let those things pile up with me, thank god. It is what it is and I move on.
Usually. ;)
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Don't know if funny but that's an awful way to start the day.
I never done the "upside down" mug, but I did forget to put my coffee mug in the machine once, same result :facepalm:
the jingle's have been known to brew a full pot, without emptying the carafe first. :facepalm:
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Now, we had to replace our TV because the thingamabob that controls the doodad shit the bed, so I had a box for a 70" TV that I was going to put downstairs. I couldn't fit it around the corner no matter how I twisted it, so it was ON the stairs, leaning to the side. I'm going down the steps with my hot coffee and toasted banana bread, and I step on my shoelace and trip, falling onto the box. Coffee everywhere, including on me and soaked in the banana bread, and a stiff cardboard box shoved in my nethers.
Not ignoring the rest of the story, because this is awful and I feel bad for you, but this particular section, especially the bold, got a belly laugh out of me. I can relate. My parents worry daily that I'm once again going to fall down or up the stairs. :lol
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You toast your banana bread?
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It's camoflage. Doesn't she watch those Busch Lite commercials where the guy dressed like a rock (not THE Rock, but A rock) nabs the beer?
Haha.
Okay, text funny, and at my expense. I get up this morning to help my stepson get ready for school, first day of remote learning, and I'm sort of the "Apple" guy in my house. So I'm downstairs and I put the coffee cup in the Keurig and hit "go!". I look over and I see it overflowing, and I'm like "something's off". I go and look and see that it's the right size - 10oz. - and yet.. overflow. It dawns on me... I PUT THE CUP IN UPSIDE DOWN. So the full cup ends up in the overflow catch and on the counter. SHIT. So I make another cup and I cut some banana bread to toast. All fine, I check on my kid, and go to work.
Now, we had to replace our TV because the thingamabob that controls the doodad shit the bed, so I had a box for a 70" TV that I was going to put downstairs. I couldn't fit it around the corner no matter how I twisted it, so it was ON the stairs, leaning to the side. I'm going down the steps with my hot coffee and toasted banana bread, and I step on my shoelace and trip, falling onto the box. Coffee everywhere, including on me and soaked in the banana bread, and a stiff cardboard box shoved in my nethers.
Insult to injury? There was a company-wide software push update over the weekend so all my automatic log-ins had to be done over. Insult to the insult to injury? I go back upstairs to get a replacement cup of coffee (the third of the day) and out of frustration I pick up the box and kind of twist it in mock throw... and it goes right through the side door where I wanted it to go. It didn't have to be there in the first place!
I was THISCLOSE to going back to bed at that point. THISCLOSE.
Sometimes this stupid shit is so bad that you just need to sit back, breathe, and laugh at the absurdity of all these things happening at the same time. Like, I think after falling down the stairs with that second coffee I'd be so mad, but still just laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs cracking up thinking "HOW CAN THIS ALL BE HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME?!" :rollin while covered in coffee.
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Makes me think of the Office scene where Kevin spills the chili everywhere :lol :lol
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You toast your banana bread?
ALSO THIS! WTF! :lol
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You toast your banana bread?
ALSO THIS! WTF! :lol
I like doing a light toast on my banana bread, to warm it up. I didn't know this was considered weird.
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You toast your banana bread?
Glad I wasn’t the only one
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Grill it. I love doing that with corn bread.
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I definitely toast my banana bread. Microwave is fine too. Grilled in a pan is best though. Anything to melt the butter on.
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I definitely toast my banana bread. Microwave is fine too. Grilled in a pan is best though. Anything to melt the butter on.
Indeed!
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It's like I don't even know you people. I bet you don't use the fly hole either. :lol
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It's like I don't even know you people. I bet you don't use the fly hole either. :lol
Faster to pull the band down. You'll know some day. Lol
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It's like I don't even know you people. I bet you don't use the fly hole either. :lol
This entirely depends on what I'm wearing.
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WTF? Who wears underwear when eating banana bread?
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WTF? Who wears underwear when eating banana bread?
So I need to have my memory wiped clean.
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You guys are too much :lol
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You toast your banana bread?
Of course! I'm not an animal.
I definitely toast my banana bread. Microwave is fine too. Grilled in a pan is best though. Anything to melt the butter on.
That right there.
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WTF? Who wears underwear when eating banana bread?
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Who wears underwear?
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I used to work with a guy who’s last name was Ware. He’d purposely make reservations at places just so he could answer the typical question of “what the name” with “it’s under Ware”.
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No underwear if butter is being melted on my buns
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So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.
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I like toast and hot food in general so I've got nothing against toasting banana bread, but honestly, I've never thought to do it. Personally I like it cold without butter, good banana bread can be enjoyed without anything extra IMO. Especially when it's a really soft banana bread that just melts in your mouth without any extra heat needed. I should try toasting it next time (it's rare I even eat it) and I may really like it that way better.
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So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.
Why would it be cold? The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season. When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days. Tops. Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.
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So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.
Why would it be cold? The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season. When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days. Tops. Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.
Yeah... all this.
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So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.
Why would it be cold? The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season. When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days. Tops. Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.
In food terms not hot is cold. In my case I just want it heated to something warmer than room temperature. I don't need it Maillard'ed or anything. I just want it to have that fresh out of the oven quality.
I agree with Cram, though. No butter necessary.
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I'm a cinnamon swirl kind of guy.
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You talking underwear or bread?
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That's my sex move.
Also, it's bread.
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Warm banana bread is one thing. (And a good one at that). Crispy banana bread is something else. Just doesn't seem natural. When I think of toast, I think of crispy.
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Grilling corn muffins with butter is heaven.
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The banana bread thread
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My wife makes a mean chocolate chip-banana bread, usually eaten at room temp.
I did make french toast with it once though, that was something special.
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[/banana bread]
Q : What's white and can't climb trees ?
A : A fridge !
Q : Why did the boy fall off his bike ?
A : Someone threw a fridge at him
Q : Why did the girl fall off the swing ?
A : She had no arms
Q : What's black and is shit at driving ?
A : A Bin bag.
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Grilling corn muffins with butter is heaven.
I'm with you on that. Mmmmm.
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You talking underwear or bread?
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Okay, dad! :lol
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[/banana bread]
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What are your guys thoughts on zucchini bread? Have you ever toasted that?
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[/banana bread]
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Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread. (https://youtu.be/sLNvqRyafnk)
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Don't hate me - but I actually like the Friday Song. :omg:
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I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop)
Grizzly said NOPE!
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I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop)
Grizzly said NOPE!
:rollin
Some of the comments on that video are pure gold!
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The comments section is the best part of that video :lol
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Sometimes, the comments overshadow the video. This is one of those times. The comments are comedic gold.
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Beyoncé really floats my boat :zydar:
:yeahright Umm... it's pronounced "Buoyancy"......
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Lmao!!
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Beyoncé really floats my boat :zydar:
:yeahright Umm... it's pronounced "Buoyancy"......
Haha. That’s actually pretty good.
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Now that's funny.
(Where can I buy those?)
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Greatest gender reveal mishap ever..... (and possibly this guys last gender reveal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMntg8qsyXE&ab_channel=DogtoothMedia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMntg8qsyXE&ab_channel=DogtoothMedia)
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Saw that coming. When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
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Saw that coming. When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
I don't know but it's one of those things that I'm really out of step with. I really don't get it, beyond a cheap excuse for a party, but they seem to be more important than that. I'm only half joking, but it's things like that that make me feel... on a different wavelength. It seems to be happening more and more these days.
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Saw that coming. When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
Whenever someone posted on Social Media and people said..."Awe, that's neat. We should do this honey." Then Boom....Social Media Influences trends.
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Saw that coming. When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.
Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....
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Saw that coming. When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.
Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....
Not for the woke.
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World gender Reveal Party III
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Her nose is still uncovered.
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I like the pic which is basically - If you wear your mask below your nose - it's the same as walking around with your willy poking over your jeans :lol
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Haha. Lemon juice is worse.
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How about hot pepper juice on your peter because you didn't wash your hands thoroughly enough? :omg:
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I'm 42 years old. This has never happened to me.
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You haven't lived.
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Just as worse, on the back door. Wrecked ‘em? ... damn near killed him!!
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:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers. It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals
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:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers. It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals
You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??
I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.
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:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers. It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals
You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??
I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.
I don't recall ever doing that honestly. But I feel like if I did, I would have washed my hands before hand. I get real annoyed eating wings and having the sauce on my fingers so I would hold in my piss until I finished the wings and cleaned up.
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Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
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Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??
True story; going through security in the Atlanta airport; I had a can in my bag and didn't declare it. They flagged the bag, searched it, and the TSA woman held it up and yelled "who's this? Anybody?" waving the can around. She had my bag, so I couldn't just leave, but I was like "Thanks SO much for your discretion."
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The closest i've ever had to putting anything spicy on my crotch is - I work in a kitchen and yeah - the butt rash gets pretty bad.
Last Saturday I did a 12 hour shift and absolutely had to have a shower when I got in. . .
One time I got heat rash so bad from so much walking in the sun that I actually got a massive bruise??
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Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??
Just the burn. It took my breath away. LOL
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Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??
Just the burn. It took my breath away. LOL
I figured. I was just busting on you. But that pain is real.
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My buddy was complaining about his jock itch. I let him use my spray. He goes into the bathroom. I hear him spray. He proceeds to tell me he doesn't feel anything and in the middle of saying that he lets of aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :lol
The burn hit him mid sentence. LOL
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:lol it's so annoying
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It's the same with "wear your mask" thing for me. As I see it, people who are against it aren't suddenly going to wear it because of a random reddit/facebook post. I'm already wearing it at work and in public. I really don't need to see the same thing in every other reddit post when I'm scrolling for derpy cats.
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:lmao:
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:rollin
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Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:
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:lmao:
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:lmao:
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Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:
I miss Blob. :sadpanda:
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I sent him some Twitter love with Zy involved.
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Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:
I miss Blob. :sadpanda:
Agreed
Every once in awhile he likes a tweet of mine so I know he's alive, but wish he would be more active here and even on youtube. Hasn't made a video in awhile.
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I sent him some Twitter love with Zy involved.
On the couch??
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Just screenshots of our love. Still sounds dirty.
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I have laughed hysterically at this story. "Send the fire department my pu#$y is on fire!"
https://96krock.com/2020/05/05/exclusive-audio-ohio-woman-calls-911-tells-them-her-py-is-on-fire/
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I don't watch reaction videos.
But once I heard this Babymetal Song, I had to look up reaction videos.
This guy is animated, and that makes for great reactions. :rollin
Babymetal- BxMxC (live footage) Reaction! (Hip Hop Reacts) (https://youtu.be/evL-tDXkKFk)
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WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM ?
HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH
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I don't watch reaction videos.
Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like
:o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111
And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.
What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.
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I don't watch reaction videos.
Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like
:o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111
And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.
What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.
At least this guy, jumped around and even fell backwards in the dirt. :rollin
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I don't watch reaction videos.
Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like
:o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111
And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.
What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.
Some of them over react. But I watch a few channels that do reaction videos and for the most part I have to strongly disagree with you. One of the ones I particularly enjoy is this Opera singer (her channel is The Charismatic Voice) that has started exploring music outside of Opera. Namely Metal and Prog. She gets down in to vocal techniques and stuff like that, which I find extremely interesting. She also seems very genuine and not over-acting.
I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.
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I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.
It’s almost a guarantee that you will get at least 1 ad on any given YouTube video, especially if you are on a computer, desktop browser or YouTube app. Mobile site is a little more forgiving with ads.
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I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.
It’s almost a guarantee that you will get at least 1 ad on any given YouTube video, especially if you are on a computer, desktop browser or YouTube app. Mobile site is a little more forgiving with ads.
I only watch Youtube on my desktop computer. I have never seen an ad. Not once.
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lonestar posts chef humor... no one comments on it :D
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Someone must be using Adblock then and not realising it.
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OMG...I'm dying here. So funny.
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:lol
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hahaha. Reminds me of this (which is authentic)
(https://pics.loveforquotes.com/megan-finger-megan-finger-3-14-14-thank-you-central-for-my-16438441.png)
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Those are great! :lol :lol :lol
I actually know someone who's attending CWU.
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Just wait til Peter Nissen and Whitney Ore join the company.
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^^^ That got a full-on laugh out loud. :)
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Put a ring on it.
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I am a sucker for these types of chat LOLs.
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HAHA
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Time for a Friday dump:
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I like the 103 clocks one (my dad has, it seems, 104) and the 9.8 seconds one. :)
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Man, that last one got me. :rollin
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Man, that last one got me. :rollin
I don't get the last one...or the Friends one. The others are good!
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I don’t get the last one either.
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Friends is about how your phone/apps are literally listening in on your conversations.
(https://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/16/33800318.jpg)
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Man, that last one got me. :rollin
I don't get the last one...or the Friends one. The others are good!
You’ve never noticed how when you discuss things your devices start to target you with ads for those things?
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The last one: in the first Harry Potter movie they sit on the train and buy some candy from the lady. In the pic they've gained many pounds from eating way too much candy.
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The last one: in the first Harry Potter movie they sit on the train and buy some candy from the lady.
They buy the entire cart. :lol
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That's weird KK - I *LITERALLY* just saw this pic on Instagram :P
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Have you guys heard any Christmas music yet in your local supermarket?
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Noddy holder from Slade says he gets around £500,000 every single year for " Merry Christmas Everyone ".
Write a hit Christmas song that gets played everywhere on a loop *EVERYWHERE* and is on every Christmas Advert and Compilation CD - Every. Single. Year
And you'll never need to work another day in your life.
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And Paul McCartney apparently gets $400,000 a year from Wonderful Christmastime. Over $15 million in total so far since 1979 from one single song.
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Yeah, Christmas carols are the best one-hit-to-riches songs there are. Theme song to a popular TV show is second. There's nothing like getting a tiny check every time some local station shows a re-run of Cheers.
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Man, that last one got me. :rollin
I don't get the last one...or the Friends one. The others are good!
You’ve never noticed how when you discuss things your devices start to target you with ads for those things?
Nope. About the only ads I see on my phone are via the small handful of stupid game apps I use, and the most common ad I see there (before I can X out of it) is one for a company that appears to sell medical scrubs (which is certainly not anything I discuss by either phone or text).
The last one: in the first Harry Potter movie they sit on the train and buy some candy from the lady.
They buy the entire cart. :lol
That definitely explains why I didn't get that.
Have you guys heard any Christmas music yet in your local supermarket?
Fortunately, no. However I did see a display of advent calendars at Ralph's on Friday and have started hearing a commercial on the radio (I think) about starting holiday shopping early.
And Paul McCartney apparently gets $400,000 a year from Wonderful Christmastime. Over $15 million in total so far since 1979 from one single song.
That single song very nearly negates all the good he did with the Beatles. AWFUL song.
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Have you guys heard any Christmas music yet in your local supermarket?
:lol :lol :lol
I have to steal this.... I laughed all hard.
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:rollin
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Who's the guy on the right?
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Bobcat Goldwaithe.
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Bobcat Goldwaithe.
I suddenly want him to be the guy reading the news.
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Bobcat Goldwaithe.
Ahhh...the slightly more tolerable version of Sam Kinison.
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I literally came here to say that Metallica are always the butt of jokes when Dave Fuckin Mustaine's voice is still up for grabs.
Seriously. I hate that you can't mention Dream Theater without someone going LOL LABRIE
And you wanna go - Um...have you HEARD Mustaine lately ?
And i'm talking pre - diagnosis and surgery. His voice has always been awful.
Mustaine has never had that album where he sounded godly. No. He's always been bad.
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His voice has always sucked.
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His voice has always sucked.
Yea, never been a fan of his singing although I don't think it holds Megadeth back enough to not like them, or at least some of their stuff.
Lars is way bigger of a name though and just such an easy target because of Napster and his drumming/timing. It's easy pickings and honestly, I thought that meme was hilarious :lol
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Dave's relatively inoffensive. Vocally, at least. Nobody's ever going to call him a great singer, but nobody's going so blurt out "yee gods" and switch the song off, either. And while I've never been a big Megadeth fan, they have their moments of greatness, and Dave's singing fits what they do perfectly.
And in comparing him to Ulrich, Dave has always been a perfectionist. Lars, along with Hammet, often suffers from dontgiveafuckitis. He brings the ridicule on himself. I'm a big Metallica fan, and mostly indifferent to Megadeth, but I'll make the same jokes myself. And insofar as live performances go, there's just no comparison. Megadeth is an exercise in precision while Metallica plays with the wild abandon of a Jimmy Buffet cover band.
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This was filmed in Gatlinburg Tennessee at Anakeesta theme park. Bears are a common occurrence in downtown.
https://youtu.be/DV7es2mQIYw
https://youtu.be/AmNz_MsGN2U
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I literally came here to say that Metallica are always the butt of jokes when Dave Fuckin Mustaine's voice is still up for grabs.
Seriously. I hate that you can't mention Dream Theater without someone going LOL LABRIE
And you wanna go - Um...have you HEARD Mustaine lately ?
And i'm talking pre - diagnosis and surgery. His voice has always been awful.
Mustaine has never had that album where he sounded godly. No. He's always been bad.
Has Mustaine posted that meme or why bring him up?
And btw, I like Metallica but that one had me laughing out loud
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Dave's relatively inoffensive. Vocally, at least. Nobody's ever going to call him a great singer, but nobody's going so blurt out "yee gods" and switch the song off, either.
I'm here to tell you that that's very wrong. While I don't think "yee gods" were the words I used, I regularly switched off Megadeth back in the day (I'd say 90% because of Mustaine's voice and 10% because of the shitty guitar tone).
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Dave's relatively inoffensive. Vocally, at least. Nobody's ever going to call him a great singer, but nobody's going so blurt out "yee gods" and switch the song off, either.
I'm here to tell you that that's very wrong. While I don't think "yee gods" were the words I used, I regularly switched off Megadeth back in the day (I'd say 90% because of Mustaine's voice and 10% because of the shitty guitar tone).
Seems a little odd, but fair enough. I guess others don't find his vocals as benign as I do.
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Scrolling 'explore' on Instagram and seeing the exact same motivational quote - but attributed to a different celebrity every time. ;D ;D
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Totally not safe for work. But this is the only version I can listen to.
[NSFW]
https://youtu.be/YRM4gz4IfoE
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I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre
programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.
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I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre
programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.
Ummmm.... ??? ???
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Leave it to Kotowboy to bring back the unfunny.
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I believe that's my job to point that out, sir. :)
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I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre
programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Isn't there a Laughing Slapping Face emoji...
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I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre
programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Isn't there a Laughing Slapping Face emoji...
:lolpalm:
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I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre
programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Isn't there a Laughing Slapping Face emoji...
:lolpalm:
I didn't want to search for the code. :lolpalm:
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Yes
:lolpalm:
But I stand by what i said. My friends band had their whole set on computer. They were all on a grid. No room for improv AT ALL. The MIDI even changed their guitar tunings between songs
and played backing vocals and samples at the right time so everything HAD to line up .
They all played AXE FX too so they basically were just playing the CD over the PA.
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Hopefully someone will return this thread to what the title says at some point. :yarr
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WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD
BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD
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WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD
BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD
There are some that might think that's funny.
Me making a strawman's argument. ;D
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NO NEED TO CROW ABOUT IT
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Don't Heckel me.
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HAY
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You're not ready to bale are you?
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
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WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD
BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD
That was a favorite joke of my dad for a long time. Thought it was the funniest thing ever. (His was "You know what they say about the farmer....")
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An old classic.
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I love that one.
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
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An old classic.
:biggrin: :biggrin:
I dunno why - but pics like that when one person is only just in frame make it extra funny to me. I don't even know why. Like that one with the two melons
and one is saying " i cantaloupe " and he's only half in the frame - it just makes it funnier to me. Perhaps someone else can explain it.
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
What I read was it was the magazine staff..New Yorker I think, and they were role-playing election result coverage. Each of them played a different role. Can't remember Toobin's role. In essence, they were practicing for election night.
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.
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*Golf clap*
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.
Heh, heh... You said boner!!! Heh, heh....... :tup
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Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.
His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.
I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his. :yeahright
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.
You sure you don't mean raise?... :biggrin:
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He said "handle"....
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Hmm, a penis does not have a bone... ;)
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DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke. :p
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:lol
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Its funny because he means his penis.
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DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke. :p
Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke. :lol
BTW, I lol'd at the joke.
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DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke. :p
Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke. :lol
BTW, I lol'd at the joke.
Not with a penis joke. I'm not an animal.
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DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke. :p
Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke. :lol
BTW, I lol'd at the joke.
Not with a penis joke. I'm not an animal.
Never trust a man that denies it. :lol
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Especially if it's WITH MeatLoaf.
Imagine S&M with Meat Loaf and the safe word is also Meat Loaf. Hilarity ensues !
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Yeah that's no paradise by the dashboard light.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
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Oh for cryin out loud!
Seriously.... Just stop right there.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
Stop right there!
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
Stop right there!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
Stop right there!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
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I love some meatloaf by the dashboard lights.
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
:hat Nice
Probably in my top 10 as well, but I'm a big fan of the second one as well (I liked III too).
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DTF, how I love thee.
@ Brian... II was very good, several highs peppered with a few lows (and some cringey song titles). III was a crime against humanity.
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DTF, how I love thee.
@ Brian... II was very good, several highs peppered with a few lows (and some cringey song titles). III was a crime against humanity.
Was it a Bat Out Of Wuhan ?
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Oh for cryin out loud!
I really, really hope this was intentional.
Bat Out Of Hell is a Top 10 album of all time for me. So, yeah... it most certainly was.
Maybe I can find a 3rd pun, cuz two out of three wouldn't be bad.
Stop right there!
Oh for cryin out loud!
Seriously.... Just stop right there.
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DTF, how I love thee.
@ Brian... II was very good, several highs peppered with a few lows (and some cringey song titles). III was a crime against humanity.
III doesn't hold a candle to the first two, obvi, but I think it's got some of Meat's best work.
Cry Over Me is a heck of a ballad and It's All Coming Back To Me Now is excellent. Alive, Monstro, Blind as a Bat, and Bad for Good are fantastic, I think.
I saw him on the Three Bats Live tour and thought some of that album's songs were really awesome live.
I was about to put on a Rogan podcast, but I think I'm going to give that album a listen now instead.
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BOOH is one of those works that transcends. I happen to like Meat; he used to live the next town over from me, and while I never met him personally, I did see him once coaching his daughter's softball; they played at a field at a high school I played against. I wouldn't say I love all his music, I wouldn't say I love that "genre" of music, but I can put on BOOH I and almost literally sing through the entire album. It's just a part of the tapestry, and for good reason. The Phil Rizzuto thing is a SHADE dated; I grew up listening to Phil call the Yankee games on WPIX 11, so that was a hometown favorite, but I can imagine people hearing that now and thinking "who the hell is that weird guy talking over the track???". But the rest? That's a quality record, top to bottom, independent of the artist, the time, or the genre. (I liked II and III, but neither touch the original lightning in a bottle).
Trivia: Ellen Foley sings the duet with Meat on record, not Karla DeVito (who toured with the band and appeared in the video). Foley now teaches at what started as the "School Of Rock"; kids from that school opened the Jon Anderson show I saw about a year ago in Ridgefield. They were excellent; 17 year old high school kids jamming out on Yes ("South Side Of The Sky") and Steely Dan tunes (among others). I smashed my guitar minutes after arriving home after the show. :)
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DTF, how I love thee.
@ Brian... II was very good, several highs peppered with a few lows (and some cringey song titles). III was a crime against humanity.
III doesn't hold a candle to the first two, obvi, but I think it's got some of Meat's best work.
Cry Over Me is a heck of a ballad and It's All Coming Back To Me Now is excellent. Alive, Monstro, Blind as a Bat, and Bad for Good are fantastic, I think.
I saw him on the Three Bats Live tour and thought some of that album's songs were really awesome live.
I was about to put on a Rogan podcast, but I think I'm going to give that album a listen now instead.
On the bolded point I agree wholeheartedly. My beef with it is that I'd known the Celine Dion version for years, and Meat can't hold a candle to Celine. Even the original (female band Pandora's Box) is better.
Maybe I should give it another shot, but when I first discovered it, I think I threw up in my ears a little.
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BOOH is one of those works that transcends. I happen to like Meat; he used to live the next town over from me, and while I never met him personally, I did see him once coaching his daughter's softball; they played at a field at a high school I played against. I wouldn't say I love all his music, I wouldn't say I love that "genre" of music, but I can put on BOOH I and almost literally sing through the entire album. It's just a part of the tapestry, and for good reason. The Phil Rizzuto thing is a SHADE dated; I grew up listening to Phil call the Yankee games on WPIX 11, so that was a hometown favorite, but I can imagine people hearing that now and thinking "who the hell is that weird guy talking over the track???". But the rest? That's a quality record, top to bottom, independent of the artist, the time, or the genre. (I liked II and III, but neither touch the original lightning in a bottle).
My ex-GF's dad paved his driveway (did Ron Howard's a few weeks back too) way back when. Said he was very pleasant.
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BOOH is one of those works that transcends. I happen to like Meat; he used to live the next town over from me, and while I never met him personally, I did see him once coaching his daughter's softball; they played at a field at a high school I played against. I wouldn't say I love all his music, I wouldn't say I love that "genre" of music, but I can put on BOOH I and almost literally sing through the entire album. It's just a part of the tapestry, and for good reason. The Phil Rizzuto thing is a SHADE dated; I grew up listening to Phil call the Yankee games on WPIX 11, so that was a hometown favorite, but I can imagine people hearing that now and thinking "who the hell is that weird guy talking over the track???". But the rest? That's a quality record, top to bottom, independent of the artist, the time, or the genre. (I liked II and III, but neither touch the original lightning in a bottle).
My ex-GF's dad paved his driveway (did Ron Howard's a few weeks back too) way back when. Said he was very pleasant.
Where does Howard live (town, not looking to expose him)? I knew he was in CT; but I had heard a couple places, including Litchfield. Meat was in Easton/Redding (they are two different towns). There are a ton of celebs in that area; I've talked about going to a bar up that way where Ritchie Blackmore used to hang out, and I was driving in Westport at one point and Paul Newman was standing at the side of the road (at his mailbox). Keith Richards lives in that area too.
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...The Phil Rizzuto thing is a SHADE dated; I grew up listening to Phil call the Yankee games on WPIX 11, so that was a hometown favorite, but I can imagine people hearing that now and thinking "who the hell is that weird guy talking over the track???". ...
I think the whole baseball/sex analogy thing may be a bit dated too (getting to "first base", "second base", etc.); I am inexplicably addicted to watching music reactions on YouTube and have seen a few younger folks listen to Paradise and those references seemed to go right over their heads.
p.s.: I also grew up with Scooter, Frank Messer, and Bill White on Ch. 11
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...The Phil Rizzuto thing is a SHADE dated; I grew up listening to Phil call the Yankee games on WPIX 11, so that was a hometown favorite, but I can imagine people hearing that now and thinking "who the hell is that weird guy talking over the track???". ...
I think the whole baseball/sex analogy thing may be a bit dated too (getting to "first base", "second base", etc.); I am inexplicably addicted to watching music reactions on YouTube and have seen a few younger folks listen to Paradise and those references seemed to go right over their heads.
p.s.: I also grew up with Scooter, Frank Messer, and Bill White on Ch. 11
Yeah! "White (he always called people by their last names), you huckleberry!"
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My beef with it is that...
I really, really hope this was intentional.
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My beef with it is that...
I really, really hope this was intentional.
I'd like to say that it was... so I will!
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My problem with Marvin Lee Aday is that he doesn't write his own songs.
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My problem with Marvin Lee Aday is that he doesn't write his own songs.
Why is that a problem? Why doesn't anyone ever say that the problem with Frank Sinatra is that he didn't write his own songs?
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Yes
:lolpalm:
But I stand by what i said. My friends band had their whole set on computer. They were all on a grid. No room for improv AT ALL. The MIDI even changed their guitar tunings between songs
and played backing vocals and samples at the right time so everything HAD to line up .
They all played AXE FX too so they basically were just playing the CD over the PA.
This could be a whole thread in and of itself. Interesting discussion, sure!
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My problem with Marvin Lee Aday is that he doesn't write his own songs.
[who wants to tell him about jazz standards?]
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My problem with Marvin Lee Aday is that he doesn't write his own songs.
I don't know; you and I usually see eye-to-eye on that sort of thing, but I don't get the "writing" being so important. By most standards, Elvis didn't write any of the almost 600 songs in his career; those were almost all "strong-arm" from Col. Tom. or the record company (songwriters were told "add Elvis to the publishing or he doesn't sing your song"; 50% of a million seller is better than 100% of nothing).
Frank Sinatra.
99.9% of all famous opera singers.
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(https://i.redd.it/4ezjhixz5kv51.jpg)
There's always that guy taking it a bit too far.
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Don't give mangini any ideas :lol
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.
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So I saw this commercial on my TV this morning, and I had to take a picture..
(https://i.imgur.com/fSCb21q.jpg)
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:lol
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Please tell me that was for an ED clinic or medicine.
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:lol
I know right. "Honey I'm going to the urologist".
I think it's for some sort of compression socks.
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:lol
I know right. "Honey I'm going to the urologist".
I think it's for some sort of compression socks.
Every teenage boys ‘cock in a sock’ could use a little compression.
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Lol honestly compression socks for jacofsky sounds legit
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It's really the "SCORE" institute. AMIRITE?!
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It's really the "SCORE" institute. AMIRITE?!
:lol
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Glorious!
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People tend to pull their babies in closer and away from me when I show up, but I'd be all over this.
(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/123553436_2174677399335897_5806510993496032132_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=T4wq68DWa4cAX86G8bv&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&tp=6&oh=91ffddb5d90eb730d687f4e02a155fce&oe=5FCD0786)
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:lol
I'm using that!
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:lol
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/8HxDu.png)
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Ya know what is funny? The dudes who actually do this no nut november :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/8HxDu.png)
OK, this got a LoL out of me. :lol
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I don't get it.
And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.
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I don't get it.
And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.
They're all proud of not cumming in Nov, but Santa only does once a year.
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
:lol
Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
:lol
Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
I lost no nut November on November 1st. :corn
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
:lol
Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
I lost no nut November on November 1st. :corn
As did I, probably before I went to bed on Holloween just after midnight. :metal
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
:lol
Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
It's amazing to me that it seems like 99% of the people who talk about it aren't involving other people in the discussion, if you follow me.
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Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
:lol
Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
I lost no nut November on November 1st. :corn
Waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya :zydar:
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(https://i.ibb.co/xSq72Rq/no-nut.jpg) (https://ibb.co/zhV4m0V)
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I don't get it.
The collective noun for crows is "murder." Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."
And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.
I'd never heard of it either (although I have heard of "Movember," which is apparently a thing where some guys don't shave during November for some reason).
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https://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4
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I don't get it.
The collective noun for crows is "murder." Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."
Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.
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I don't get it.
The collective noun for crows is "murder." Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."
Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.
Bet you don’t make that mistake nevermore.
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I don't get it.
The collective noun for crows is "murder." Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."
Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.
Bet you don’t make that mistake nevermore.
Quoth
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Not really funny, but I fucking love everything about it.
Peanuts gang plays Subdivisions
https://youtu.be/c8kx5ubiSp0
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Excellent stuff. Think I'd seen that a long time ago
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(https://i.imgur.com/NVPAUH7.jpg)
Karyn and Kyle and their kids Brayden, Cayden, and Jayden.
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Yeah, but the look on Kyle's face! There's a hidden torture there.
The 'murican flags were a nice touch.
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Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.
I genuinely believe so.
The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.
People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.
This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.
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Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.
I genuinely believe so.
The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.
People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.
This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.
Kotowboy bringin the funny.
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Nah SW obsessives is the joke ;D
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Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.
I genuinely believe so.
The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.
People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.
This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.
No one would enjoy The Mandalorian if it wasn't for "Baby Yoda." And I feel, the creators know this as well.
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Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.
I genuinely believe so.
The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.
People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.
This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.
No one would enjoy The Mandalorian if it wasn't for "Baby Yoda." And I feel, the creators know this as well.
I would.
Also how did this become a bash Star Wars thread?
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Because i'm just REACTING to a pic ;D and i'm not the kind of d*ck to bash SW in the SW thread.
FWIW - I loved The Force Awakens and The Rise Of Skywalker. I was as ambivalent on TLJ as everyone else
but I didn't HATE the new trilogy. Anyone that says they're somehow WORSE than the prequels needs to be laughed at.
The sequel trilogy has bad SCRIPTS - but in literally every other department they're superior.
I actually WANTED The Rise of Skywalker to be complete schlock. JJ should have just gone for it.
I wanted Red Letter Media's time travel theory to be true. It would have been hilariously entertaining.
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I think - respectfully - you're overestimating "what you like" as far as what resonates with the zeitgeist. They may be "ok", but Seth Meyers - who I patently do not like - made a good point when he said (to Mark Hamill) that it's amazing all the things that we take for granted in our lexicon that weren't ever heard of before Star Wars. "Lightsabres". "The Death Star". "Blasters". This franchise - whether it meets your muster as far as film - resonates with a generation (or more than one, actually). I saw it in the theaters as a kid - I was 10 - with my dad. First time he ever took me to a movie. First movie I've ever seen multiple times in the theater. To this day, the original is - for nostalgic and personal reasons - my second favorite film ever.
In my office, I have a shelf on which is a small stereo to listen to music. Next to the player:
(https://i.imgur.com/PNMcvP0.jpg)
I have a set of shelves behind me for books. On there (next to my lamp I bought at the bazaar in Istanbul, and my Kiss Dollar Bill my mom gave me):
(https://i.imgur.com/iix4yV0.jpg)
You can say it sucks all you want, but at some point we have to face that it lasted in the lexicon for SOME reason.
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what a load of rubbish about Star Wars being bad
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Star Wars is like football ( British football )
If you say you hate it - people look at like you like you just punched their baby.
I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.
Ok - I don't *HATE* Star Wars. i just don't GET it. And ys I saw Episode IV when I was very young.
It didn't help that I saw The Wrath Of Khan first - and it blew my mind.
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I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.
What is a "kelvin Star [T]rek movie[]"?
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I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.
What is a "kelvin Star [T]rek movie[]"?
2009 and on. The newer movies.
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sTar Trek (2009) - about equal to The Force Awakens
sTar Trek InTo Darkness (2013) - way more fun and entertaining than the lasT jedi
sTar Trek beyond ( 2016 ) - miles better than The rise of skywalker
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Funny stuff, you say?
(https://i.imgur.com/xryqERc.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cxhk0EY.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/VqjeNTA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/SlnAVSX.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sz1GNKM.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sV8IMHK.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/nn0X82v.jpg)
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:lol
Great batch
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(https://i.imgur.com/wxiZavz.jpeg)
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Can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus coming.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xuAnEd6.jpg)
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Imagine having all the access to art supplies, and choosing to draw that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xuAnEd6.jpg)
:rollin I love dark humour like that.
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I'm not surprised in the least
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:lol
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Looks like my services aren't needed here.... :) :) ;)
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Looks like my services aren't needed here.... :) :) ;)
Yup, that grenade's been jumped on already.
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Just read this on twitter
" Intentional weight loss is inherently fatphobic."
:rollin :rollin
Next someone will post - with complete seriousness that - " Eating food is offensive to people who are starving "
or " Wearing glasses is deliberately laughing at people who cannot see ".
It'd be really nice if in 2021 - the whole 'snowflake' 'triggered' 'outraged' FAD could just die.
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(https://i.imgur.com/mfymFjN.jpg)
I'm with the cat here.
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I'm with the cat here.
That's how I read it. :lol
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I'm with the cat here.
That's how I read it. :lol
Same.
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I am so over that meme, but I gotta admit Papal Cat did elicit a grin from me.
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The Con Pays Off: After Years Of Feigning Interest, George R.R. Martin Has Bolted From The ‘Elden Ring’ Offices With All The Topless Elf Concept Art His Arms Can Carry (https://ogn.theonion.com/the-con-pays-off-after-years-of-feigning-interest-geo-1845800147?utm_campaign=The%20Onion&utm_content=1607022304&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0cZe6VYAvgJeE6bKKsaT_AbR6S3rtzdfR58wrEL-Koa7FS0At-S1WVIew)
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The struggle is real :lol :heart
https://youtu.be/3a8ZW63bHwc
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The struggle is real :lol :heart
https://youtu.be/3a8ZW63bHwc
:lol
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The struggle is real :lol :heart
https://youtu.be/3a8ZW63bHwc
:lol
I was crying. The one that follows is just as good.
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Found the perfect 2020 Christmas ornament
(https://scontent-bos3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/130686065_10215071263935090_594816203736975823_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=zgVr31H0xb4AX9Ibsnm&_nc_ht=scontent-bos3-1.xx&oh=191a01f03184f6da6e8943d8e9d5a574&oe=5FF7D2BF)
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Eh, she deserved worse than a pie for being that dumb.
Hard to beat the classics:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cee7cb13dfa76885be4dce378f00ea46/tenor.gif?itemid=14623644)
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I always thought that one was staged. No reason, just because.
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/131373481_3647906891961635_6534656361256766279_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=bCOAbueJd0cAX_s8tp7&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=ab08b27c647d49cb171122ccc79f8090&oe=5FFAB211)
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Man, I can think of a dozen different governmental agencies that would put somebody in jail for that. Ship that baby off to be raised in a Pentecostal youth home so it'll grow up and vote republican.
I always thought that one was staged. No reason, just because.
If you're referring to the gif I posted, I'm pretty sure it's from Prank Vs Prank. Not aware of those two faking any of their stunts, but I suppose it's possible.
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Star Wars is like football ( British football )
If you say you hate it - people look at like you like you just punched their baby.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7w143Ar_j8PZ6Qq1wYfmyGJnsdj_jGaAKljC7Zhj03U.jpg?auto=webp&s=3e7c506910f814a00b618120f169f649e66e7568)
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(https://i.imgur.com/opFRIUG.jpg)
You're a hazard, Harry.
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I present to you the KFC marketing strategy...
KFC Chickendales - Mother’s Day Performance (https://youtu.be/pelQ0_6tHOM)
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Trailer (https://youtu.be/W4KLOBThpL4)
A RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION Trailer (2020) KFC, Colonel Sanders Movie HD (https://youtu.be/yGUMA2LwskQ)
and a just as funny article about it...
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/from-a-kfc-themed-lifetime-movie-to-a-taco-bell-resort-why-yum-brands-over-the-top-marketing-stunts-work-11607548653
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I present to you the KFC marketing strategy...
KFC Chickendales - Mother’s Day Performance (https://youtu.be/pelQ0_6tHOM)
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Trailer (https://youtu.be/W4KLOBThpL4)
A RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION Trailer (2020) KFC, Colonel Sanders Movie HD (https://youtu.be/yGUMA2LwskQ)
and a just as funny article about it...
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/from-a-kfc-themed-lifetime-movie-to-a-taco-bell-resort-why-yum-brands-over-the-top-marketing-stunts-work-11607548653
I'm not sure I've ever watched anything on Lifetime, but I now absolutely want to watch Recipe for Seduction! :lol :lol
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https://youtu.be/12APdwFKPdc
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https://youtu.be/12APdwFKPdc
:lol :lol
At least he remembered to stay in formation.
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No one would enjoy The Mandalorian if it wasn't for "Baby Yoda." And I feel, the creators know this as well.
Which is why they've shoved in JEDI LUKE
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https://youtu.be/12APdwFKPdc
:lol :lol
At least he remembered to stay in formation.
I think the best part is that the orchestra is so unfazed by it. Just Gary being Gary.
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https://youtu.be/12APdwFKPdc
:lol :lol
At least he remembered to stay in formation.
I think the best part is that the orchestra is so unfazed by it. Just Gary being Gary.
He must be the new initiate to the group.
I like the guy behind him, just points at him. :lol
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The HU fans would be playing with orangutan.
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This one :lol :lol
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Took me a second, but :clap:
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Took me a second, but :clap:
Um... if there was an emoji for the "spinning ball" I'd post it.
Want to share? Is it "End Of The Century"?
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The Ramones - I Wanna be Sedated
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I love that song and was listening to it yesterday.
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The Ramones - I Wanna be Sedated
Wow, that's good. I never would have got that.
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It's like hey knew somehow.
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" We did some very very naughty things together "
Elton John on his affair with John Lennon.
Fair enough. I'd probably go gay too if the alternative
was
Yoko Ono...
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Not sure if anyone but Barto here will appreciate this. Found one of my top tv clips of all time: Jodie puts Bob in the fridge. These 5 minutes give me more belly laughs than an hour's worth of modern tv. The grapefruit groaning when Jodie puts him the juicer, Burt's reaction when opening the fridge... and my favorite sitcom line of all time: "From one fruit to another..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTeppN1PwH8
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This is so dumb, but I can't stop laughing at it! :lol :lol
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I'm that way with the seagull.
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Not sure if anyone but Barto here will appreciate this. Found one of my top tv clips of all time: Jodie puts Bob in the fridge. These 5 minutes give me more belly laughs than an hour's worth of modern tv. The grapefruit groaning when Jodie puts him the juicer, Burt's reaction when opening the fridge... and my favorite sitcom line of all time: "From one fruit to another..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTeppN1PwH8
Bob was the funniest character on that show. Just about every time he was on screen was gold. He's an unabashed racist prick, and he's almost certainly the smartest and best educated member of the two families, and he makes both qualities hysterical.
And yeah, Burt's reaction is fantastic.
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I'll never be able to unsee this. Particularly horrifying, because jingle.son ALWAYS has his airpods in.
Always!
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Most overrated movie ever.
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Most overrated movie ever.
HAHA.
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Most overrated movie ever.
HAHA.
The funniest part is that he knows what movie it's from!
And by funny, I mean shocking.
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There's no way he remembers "Franks & Beans."
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There's no way he remembers "Franks & Beans."
You're right!
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pics
I've seen the David Gilmour one like 20 times but it never fails to make me chuckle :lol
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I'd watch this.
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They legit need to do a film together - the three of them - but make absolutely ZERO references to Home Alone AT ALL. ***
Also what are we on now - Home Alone 6 ?
** I always thought it would be funny/cool if the TNG bridge crew actors all did a film together and they meticulously made sure there were ZERO references to Star Trek in the whole film.
Would be funny.
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I'd watch this.
RICKETY CRICKET
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Huh?
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:lol
Bernie is all over the place, I'm laughing at every one I'm seeing so far. It's so silly
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It's starting to become oversaturated now, but there's definitely some really good ones. I like the one of him at the band mech table :lol
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That's the trouble with memes.
You see it constantly for several days and by then you're already fed up with it.
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Sorry...who is the old guy, and what's the deal?
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It's Tim.
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:rollin
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I like this one
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It's only been a day and today - it's every other picture on my twitter timeline. Enough. It's like - yeah I get it - It's Bernie in a place.
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Yeah, but that's the whole idea. It's just silly nonsense.
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But after the 275th bernie in a place - its just another picture of bernie in a place.
Some memes are classic and are still funny years later but they need to at least be funny to begin with.
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I thought that those that I saw so far were funny to begin with, so there's that. ;)
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Dude, just roll with it. The internet and its customs are always evolving. At one point, we all loved music on our Myspace page, and then everyone suddenly started hating it. Rickrolling was a thing for a time. Autotuning the the news was a thing for a while. Remember the planking craze and rampant pyramid scheme phase? That rapid creation and distribution of memes is a new concept for the world as a whole, and the norms of how we make and share such content has never been defined, nor should it. There is clearly a large number of people that like the having memes come and go with the force of a thousand suns rather than just recycling the "classics".
Personally, I love the current meme life cycle. The only thing that made the ending of Game of Thrones semi-bearable was the meme machine.
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I tend to agree with you, Chino. There's always that segment of the population, though, that is a couple steps behind the curve and therefore seemingly don't know when to quit. There's a shelf-life, a freshness date to some of this stuff.
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Just to add a bit more, I kind of love seeing how the current memes get used across all the stuff I'm interested in. Despite all being Bernie, they still provide a good laugh because of the completely non-related context. There's almost an art to it. It's almost like a worldwide competition of who can be the most creative with the meme flavor of the week.
This is going to be me tomorrow (though I'm expecting a 16 hour cook at least):
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I do have to admit though, I think this Bernie meme might be hottest one yet. I don't think I've ever seen such global participation and rallying behind a particular image. This might top the gold/blue dress. I like the guy's spirit though. When asked about him being used in this meme, he said something about how he was glad it got exposure for the quality gloves that are made in his home state of Vermont.
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But after the 275th bernie in a place - its just another picture of bernie in a place.
Some memes are classic and are still funny years later but they need to at least be funny to begin with.
That's what happens when the Jester is gone...
So they're left with finding a new Jester, a new face to make fun of...and what to make fun of with them. It's why they didn't have anything else to talk about and make fun of besides what they wore and how they reacted. Could've been anyone, as long as the media captured someone doing something....(Milhouse: "Look! He's picking his nose)
I give it till this weekend, or when the impeachment hearings start.
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Dude, just roll with it. The internet and its customs are always evolving. At one point, we all loved music on our Myspace page, and then everyone suddenly started hating it. Rickrolling was a thing for a time. Autotuning the the news was a thing for a while. Remember the planking craze and rampant pyramid scheme phase? That rapid creation and distribution of memes is a new concept for the world as a whole, and the norms of how we make and share such content has never been defined, nor should it. There is clearly a large number of people that like the having memes come and go with the force of a thousand suns rather than just recycling the "classics".
Personally, I love the current meme life cycle. The only thing that made the ending of Game of Thrones semi-bearable was the meme machine.
Theres a word for that...it's called Trends. And Social Media is loaded with these. Also, almost forgot about the Challenges. Now tell me people are not gullible to follow and do what someone else does, just because they said challenge.
Like those people eating Tide Pods.
I see Memes as a form of Instant Comedy and Instant Gratification.
And us Natives had a ball with old man Bernie, making fun of him by putting on Pendleton Blankets and making fun of it in our own way. Related to our culture. And I find those ones funny, because I can relate. I even made a response joke, about Debbie Haaland giving him her Shawl. That was before people started actually putting those ideas into action. I wish people would put that effort into something, more useful.
But eh, it serves it's purpose and just ignore it, do something else and it'll go away.
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Just to add a bit more, I kind of love seeing how the current memes get used across all the stuff I'm interested in. Despite all being Bernie, they still provide a good laugh because of the completely non-related context. There's almost an art to it. It's almost like a worldwide competition of who can be the most creative with the meme flavor of the week.
This is going to be me tomorrow (though I'm expecting a 16 hour cook at least):
(https://preview.redd.it/a9up9kmo0uc61.jpg?width=937&auto=webp&s=a29b77b474ac7c5fdab0b8adb5066cecf9f9ac4b)
I do have to admit though, I think this Bernie meme might be hottest one yet. I don't think I've ever seen such global participation and rallying behind a particular image. This might top the gold/blue dress. I like the guy's spirit though. When asked about him being used in this meme, he said something about how he was glad it got exposure for the quality gloves that are made in his home state of Vermont.
I'm still wondering why he's sitting like an old women, who's Kajigger is cold. 🤣🤣🤣 And those mittens don't help either. 🤣🤣🤣
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Personally I think a good deal of people are fucking starved for the levity after the tension of the recent weeks. We needed Bernie and again, without even trying, he delivered.
That brisket one is fucking gold Brian. Stealing.
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Personally I think a good deal of people are fucking starved for the levity after the tension of the recent weeks. We needed Bernie and again, without even trying, he delivered.
That brisket one is fucking gold Brian. Stealing.
Whatever makes people feel better. :corn
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Personally I think a good deal of people are fucking starved for the levity after the tension of the recent weeks. We needed Bernie and again, without even trying, he delivered.
Exactly. I've seen some really, really dumb Bernie memes, ones that don't make a damned lick of sense, and I still chuckle. Some silly, dumb fun never hurt nobody.
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@ Stadler! :tup
You know it! ;D
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Doing a chuck roast in the Kamado tomorrow, so I'll make sure to bring the mittens.
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Me, inundated by all the Bernie memes:
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Me not being on social media and thus not having to see that meme. If I wasn't on this forum I never would have seen it at all.
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Me not being on social media and thus not having to see that meme. If I wasn't on this forum I never would have seen it at all.
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WTF is that GIF from? :lol :lol
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Me not being on social media and thus not having to see that meme. If I wasn't on this forum I never would have seen it at all.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3q2zbskZp2j8wniE/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
WTF is that GIF from? :lol :lol
And early DTF meet up.
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Me not being on social media and thus not having to see that meme. If I wasn't on this forum I never would have seen it at all.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3q2zbskZp2j8wniE/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
WTF is that GIF from? :lol :lol
And early DTF meet up.
That's me in the mauve shirt.
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Link is in the PC thread. Windows 95 launch event.
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Me not being on social media and thus not having to see that meme. If I wasn't on this forum I never would have seen it at all.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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That's me in the mauve shirt.
I thought he looked familiar!
Link is in the PC thread. Windows 95 launch event.
That's more than a little terrifying.
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Best part about that is Bill Gate's dance moves
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Best part about that is Bill Gate's dance moves
You'd think he was Trump's dance coach!
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This cracked me up..
https://youtu.be/nAiE9fJbVd4?t=1
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This cracked me up..
https://youtu.be/nAiE9fJbVd4?t=1
:lol
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That was kinda funny. Though my spidey senses are tingling that it's an attempt of the station to go viral. If they didn't want this to air, they'd cut away instantly. "Shannon" didn't seem overly surprised or shocked with his reporting.
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Luckily I live alone and I have one of those loo seats that stops a few cm before it hits the porcelain and then gradually eases itself down.
Also the bathroom light also turns the extractor fan on - so instead of getting blasted by LIGHT and SOUND at 3 am when i'm taking a leak
I have an LED on the cistern that is just bright enough to see what im doing ;D ;D
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This cracked me up..
https://youtu.be/nAiE9fJbVd4?t=1
having worked in small market tv for 12 years I can tell you this is every on-airs talent dream. I still shake my head when the local news puts someone outside to show us it’s snowing, in winter, in Wisconsin.
And of course they tag it with something stupid like “Breaking News” or “First Warn”.
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There's a woman here in CT who mainly does the weekend weather. I'm not really a fan; I always get the impression she's waiting for the breakout gig somewhere else, and this is just a job (she has a modeling website). Most of the weatherpeople on the main state news channels are either way into it nerds, or gay men - and this isn't meant to be judgmental; something like 60% of the weathermen in our state are out gay men - with a sort of local "Al Roker" activist thing where they do the weather and then get involved in community activities and such. There is some overlap.
Anyway, she sticks out like a sore thumb. She's not a gay man, she's not a weather nerd; but lately she's been doing these field pieces lately on the late edition of the news; out at the accident scene, out at the fire, that kind of thing, and I'm curious if that's a step UP, or a step DOWN in her network news ladder climb.
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This cracked me up..
https://youtu.be/nAiE9fJbVd4?t=1
having worked in small market tv for 12 years I can tell you this is every on-airs talent dream. I still shake my head when the local news puts someone outside to show us it’s snowing, in winter, in Wisconsin.
And of course they tag it with something stupid like “Breaking News” or “First Warn”.
I'm guessing that while it might be the dream, people probably also recognize that it's not only a job-ender, which is of course the expectation, but also a career-ender. You can always quit and find another job, but if you go off your nut on-air, you're probably so toxic you glow in the dark.
And here's what it looks like when it really happens. This is not Shannon making quips about it. This is a deer in the headlights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0xB9uxKnec
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Now THAT was funny. :lol
If you listen closely, you can hear the gears grinding in her mind ... "what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
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:lol That is glorious
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Brilliant
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Now THAT was funny. :lol
If you listen closely, you can hear the gears grinding in her mind ... "what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
I'm quite certain it's her producer screaming instructions in her ear which is why she's pausing to hear them and also processing what just happened and how to proceed.
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Now THAT was funny. :lol
If you listen closely, you can hear the gears grinding in her mind ... "what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
I'm quite certain it's her producer screaming instructions in her ear which is why she's pausing to hear them and also processing what just happened and how to proceed.
My first thought was that the producer would be yelling in my ear to "STOP LAUGHING, ASSHOLE! YOU'RE ON THE AIR! STOP LAUGHING!"
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I was directing a newscast one night and the anchor was suppose to say “picking up the pieces” but said “picking up the penis” instead. The control room was dying but I knew I had to keep things on track. I was in the ears of the floor crew telling them if you’re laughing turn around and stay out of sight. Luckily we made it to commercial without any issues.
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:JayOctavarium:
I've also noticed that if you say the word " Nispy " over and over and over...
...
...you sound weird.
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;D That last one.
One of many many reasons i'm quite happy being single.
--- Also i always get Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire and Dancing In the Dark confused.
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--- Also i always get Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire and Dancing In the Dark confused.
Hmmm...the latter is a bad 80s pop song by a guy who can't sing. The former is an abomination to music by a guy who is a pretty good singer. Fortunately, I don't think I've heard either of them in more than 20 years.
That said, the first two of the last batch of memes were the best.
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Wait...
Bruce can't sing ?
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I don't care for his voice at all but I don't think I'd say he "can't sing" - clearly he can and does sing and has been extremely successful with it.
As for the Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start The Fire" being an "abomination" Um, OK :lol
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This is literally the first time i've ever heard anyone suggest Springsteen is a poor singer.
Now - Dave Mustaine on the other hand. Pure shite.
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Great batch Zy.
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There's a clip on youtube where that gal talks about how she became "overly obsessive girlfriend" or whatever her thing is. Fascinating how stuff like that happens.
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I don't care for his voice at all but I don't think I'd say he "can't sing"
Well...I would assume it to be obvious that "he can't sing" means "I think his singing sucks."
Dave Mustaine . . . Pure shite.
Concur.
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Having seen Billy Joel and Bruce in excess of five times each (the latter in an arena, a stadium AND a small theater) neither one of them belongs in the "can't sing" category.
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:lol
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
Google Windows XP background.
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The classic "bliss" background in XP.
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The microwave one is great!
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
What, were you an OS/2 guy?
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
Google Windows XP background.
Also, note the amount of driver errors in the pic.
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Man being fired brings emotional support clown to meeting
(https://nypost.com/2019/09/13/man-being-fired-brings-emotional-support-clown-to-meeting/?fbclid=IwAR0tMOS0BPc27u9RFdG_Kix-cv75v8V82KG7Xx3ac7HEOAXcDcSfcA3CsHs)
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
Google Windows XP background.
Also, note the amount of driver errors in the pic.
:lol
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
What, were you an OS/2 guy?
MS-DOS, bitches! ;)
I was always mostly a Windows guy - still am for work - but I have had custom wallpapers since... 2010 or so. I remember the green grass and the sky background, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together.
Plus I was thrown by the three trucks in the left hand lane. I'm SURE they're the fastest vehicles on the road (not).
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Those are funny, except... what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one. I'm not sure I get that one.
Google Windows XP background.
Also, note the amount of driver errors in the pic.
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I’m here, I’m not a cat...
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8
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I’m here, I’m not a cat...
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8
This video is the best thing EVER!
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At first I thought it was mildly amusing, then I smiled when the "cat" started talking, and when he said "I'm not a cat" and saw the guy in the upper-right chuckle, I was rolling.
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That video without a doubt made my day yesterday and I couldn't stop watching it hahaha. The talking cat with the moving mouth and its sad eyes make it.
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I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers. :lol
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I grew up in Dubai in the 80s. There was only one TV channel. 33.
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I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers. :lol
Yeah, I was too :D
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I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers. :lol
Yeah, I was too :D
I had four older brothers, nuff said.
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I’m here, I’m not a cat...
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8
"I'm prepared to go forward."
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I’m here, I’m not a cat...
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8
"I'm prepared to go forward."
The voice of the cat sounds like Bill Clinton. He also had an assistant
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I find it funny when people believe any old bullshit on insta or something.
Like that video of that dog who is having trouble breathing and so they've filmed it lying on a grave and they're saying like
" yeah - we miss her too :( "
And people 100% fall for this horseshit. :lol
All the comments are like " Omg thats so sadddddddd "..
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Fantastic.
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Really, you need to do something to give them some flavor:
Federal agents seize $2.8M in cocaine-frosted corn flakes cereal shipped from South America
https://www.yahoo.com/news/federal-agents-seize-2-8m-110638157.html
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That's would be hell of an energy boost in the morning.
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(https://i.ibb.co/Cn89sxc/FB-IMG-1613924951564.jpg) (https://ibb.co/qRjgFbS)
:rollin :rollin
Arjen with the win.
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:lol
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:lol :lol :lol
No idea what that's from, but it's funny as hell.
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:lol :lol :lol
No idea what that's from, but it's funny as hell.
I think it's Rocky II
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1-800-Advocat :clap:
Watching that video again, there is so much good stuff in that 40 seconds or whatever it is. Upper-Right Man looks like he is barely awake, totally oblivious to what is going on, or maybe in his field this is a common occurrence, until he hears "I am not a cat" then his eyes open wide, and he chuckles. Lower-Left guy puts his glasses on like a colleague told him of some incredible scientific discovery and he has to see it for himself.
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(https://i.imgur.com/129BGoK.jpeg)
The Hermit of Emptiness :-\
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Shmegland's is perfect!
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Shmegland's is perfect!
Hey there, Captain Boredom!
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1-800-Advocat :clap:
Watching that video again, there is so much good stuff in that 40 seconds or whatever it is. Upper-Right Man looks like he is barely awake, totally oblivious to what is going on, or maybe in his field this is a common occurrence, until he hears "I am not a cat" then his eyes open wide, and he chuckles. Lower-Left guy puts his glasses on like a colleague told him of some incredible scientific discovery and he has to see it for himself.
Bauer (the guy in the bottom-left) creeps me out -- it's like he's getting some diabolical pleasure out of Ponton's predicament. Phillips (upper-right) looks up a couple times but also looks like he's trying look away so as not to laugh but can't contain himself once Ponton utters the "I'm not a cat" line. What I find odd is that the judge isn't pictured in the chat, but yeah, it's pretty common in something like this not to be in rapt attention during the preliminaries. If I'm not mistaken, this was a non-contested probate hearing in a relatively small court in the middle of nowhere in Texas (about at the midway point of a triangle formed by DFW, Houston and Shreveport, LA). In case you're interested, here's the non-cat version of Ponton explaining what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE4Fierod1Q
Shmegland's is perfect!
Stadler's is better.
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Doctor Emptiness. I can deal with that
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Bosk's is pretty damn good too.
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General Tears
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I feel for the Johnson's and Jackson's out there.
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Baron Von Drunk....That was the old me... :rollin
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Captain Anxiety....That sounds about right. :biggrin:
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The Vicar of Melancholy :| :(
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Admiral Grumble.
Meh.
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Admiral Grumble.
Meh.
My thought about mine: Professor Grumble.
RW would be much cooler.
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Mr. Tears
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I can't decide if I like Baron Von Friendlessness or The Wizard of Friendlessness. Both have their charms. :) :)
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"The Reckoner of Yearning"? WTF does that even mean? :lol
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The Hermit of Rest sounds kinda boring :P
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The Hermit of Rest sounds kinda boring :P
Sounds peaceful!
"The Reckoner of Yearning"? WTF does that even mean? :lol
I don't know, but it's one of the cooler possibilities.
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I reckon you're right. Let them yearn, I reckon.
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Okay this isn't particularly funny BUT
https://imgur.com/a/PcJsWQW
This happened yesterday in my town.
( sound ON )
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(https://i.imgur.com/eILBxzH.jpeg)
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Now that's a member photo for the insert :lol
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Okay this isn't particularly funny BUT
https://imgur.com/a/PcJsWQW
This happened yesterday in my town.
( sound ON )
I dunno - I find it particularly funny! :biggrin:
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I shouldn't laugh because there was an elderly guy "driving" but I do laugh every time.
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EDIT : Also I love how the music in the car stops for the impact - then plays some sorrowful music as the car is trundling away ;D ;D
It's so perfect.
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(https://i.imgur.com/OGCC3N7.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/gGHaXUI.jpeg)
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The Hermit of Emptiness :-\
The Jester of Couch.
:lol No truer words. :lol
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Would have typed this earlier, but I didn't get around to it till now. Incidentally, I am Capt. Procrastination.
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
Worst superhero ever!
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
Worst superhero ever!
Yeah he blows.
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
Worst superhero ever!
Yeah he blows.
Nicely done.
This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
Worst superhero ever!
Yeah he blows.
Nicely done.
This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
:rollin
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I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose! :coolio
Worst superhero ever!
Yeah he blows.
Nicely done.
This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
:rollin
That snot funny.
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How dare you post on the weekends Stadler! :lol
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How dare you post on the weekends Stadler! :lol
Haha! Slow night; the wife is sleeping and Supermarket Stakeout isn't holding my attention, so.... :)
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How dare you post on the weekends Stadler! :lol
Haha! Slow night; the wife is sleeping and Supermarket Stakeout isn't holding my attention, so.... :)
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How dare you post on the weekends Stadler! :lol
Haha! Slow night; the wife is sleeping and Supermarket Stakeout isn't holding my attention, so.... :)
:tup
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Tac quoted you to show that us old bastards love those boring Saturday nights. Quiet is amazing.
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You know what you WON'T find in this thread.......anything Trevor Noah ever speaks or does. Quite possibly the most overrated 'comedian/entertainer' of the past decade. I honestly can't understand how he is even a 'thing'.
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You know what you WON'T find in this thread.......anything Trevor Noah ever speaks or does. Quite possibly the most overrated 'comedian/entertainer' of the past decade. I honestly can't understand how he is even a 'thing'.
I started to warm up to him a couple years after Stewart retired. But the pandemic version of The Daily Show is awful.
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You know what you WON'T find in this thread.......anything Trevor Noah ever speaks or does. Quite possibly the most overrated 'comedian/entertainer' of the past decade. I honestly can't understand how he is even a 'thing'.
I started to warm up to him a couple years after Stewart retired. But the pandemic version of The Daily Show is awful.
All I've seen of him is from the bumpers and advertisements, and I've not seen anything that makes me want to watch him. I'm sort of done with the arrogant, moral, preaching "comedy" that's only funny for those that buy into the ethos. Guys like Carlin were funny regardless of whether you bought in to his (real/perceived) iconoclasm and/or rebeliousness. I can remember sitting in the audience watching Carlin - I was working at GE at the time - and leaning over to my boss at the time and saying "He's pretty much making fun of US, but goddamn is he doing a good job of it!". There just seems to be such a dark undercurrent to the current comedy that just makes it hard to let go if you're not already bought in.
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Guys like Carlin were funny regardless of whether you bought in to his (real/perceived) iconoclasm and/or rebeliousness. I can remember sitting in the audience watching Carlin - I was working at GE at the time - and leaning over to my boss at the time and saying "He's pretty much making fun of US, but goddamn is he doing a good job of it!".
I LOVED George Carlin. I first heard of him via a borrowed cassette copy of A Place for My Stuff when I was a sophomore in high school (82-83). I went back and heard more of his old stuff and some of the stuff he did later in the 80s. I then went to see him live in October 1991, and I thought it SUCKED. I viewed Carlin as someone whose comedy occasionally hit on political themes, but the guy I saw was a political ranter who was only occasionally funny. I never went back to him after that.
I don't really have any idea who Trevor Noah is. The name is vaguely familiar, but I googled him, and didn't recognize him.
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Guys like Carlin were funny regardless of whether you bought in to his (real/perceived) iconoclasm and/or rebeliousness. I can remember sitting in the audience watching Carlin - I was working at GE at the time - and leaning over to my boss at the time and saying "He's pretty much making fun of US, but goddamn is he doing a good job of it!".
I LOVED George Carlin. I first heard of him via a borrowed cassette copy of A Place for My Stuff when I was a sophomore in high school (82-83). I went back and heard more of his old stuff and some of the stuff he did later in the 80s. I then went to see him live in October 1991, and I thought it SUCKED. I viewed Carlin as someone whose comedy occasionally hit on political themes, but the guy I saw was a political ranter who was only occasionally funny. I never went back to him after that.
I don't really have any idea who Trevor Noah is. The name is vaguely familiar, but I googled him, and didn't recognize him.
Ninety-one was a weird time for George. Gulf War I really pissed him off a lot. He'd been moving in a more political direction, but that really put him into rant mode. Overall, and through the course of his career, he was just opposed to bullshit. Quite strongly opposed. Which side the bullshit came from wasn't really a consideration. In that case the biggest pile imaginable was stacking up so he was pretty much going 110% at Bush. It was massively anti-republican, and he was as pissed off as you'll ever hear him.
For what it's worth, later in his career (and life) he became more philosophical than political, and definitely less angry. He'd still go on rants about things that pissed him off, but they tended to be more along the lines of what he was doing in the APfMS. Stupid expressions, or irrational beliefs.
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I don't know it's shocking to me that conservative people wouldn't love The Daily Show*
*may contain sarcasm
:P
For the record, I don't think he's funny. Jon Stewart was funny. This guy? Eh, sometimes I chuckle.
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I saw him in Vegas in the '99-2000 time frame, some time, but not long, before he stopped his regular engagements in Vegas. That's a decent story, in line with what we're already talking about.
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Noah has funny moments, but he couldn't carry Stewart's jock.
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I don't know it's shocking to me that conservative people wouldn't love The Daily Show*
For the record, I don't think he's funny. Jon Stewart was funny. This guy? Eh, sometimes I chuckle.
I liked TDS when Stewart was on there because not only was/is Stewart naturally just funny.....he's extremely intelligent. Noah is neither.
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Guys like Carlin were funny regardless of whether you bought in to his (real/perceived) iconoclasm and/or rebeliousness. I can remember sitting in the audience watching Carlin - I was working at GE at the time - and leaning over to my boss at the time and saying "He's pretty much making fun of US, but goddamn is he doing a good job of it!".
I LOVED George Carlin. I first heard of him via a borrowed cassette copy of A Place for My Stuff when I was a sophomore in high school (82-83). I went back and heard more of his old stuff and some of the stuff he did later in the 80s. I then went to see him live in October 1991, and I thought it SUCKED. I viewed Carlin as someone whose comedy occasionally hit on political themes, but the guy I saw was a political ranter who was only occasionally funny. I never went back to him after that.
I don't really have any idea who Trevor Noah is. The name is vaguely familiar, but I googled him, and didn't recognize him.
Ninety-one was a weird time for George. Gulf War I really pissed him off a lot. He'd been moving in a more political direction, but that really put him into rant mode. Overall, and through the course of his career, he was just opposed to bullshit. Quite strongly opposed. Which side the bullshit came from wasn't really a consideration. In that case the biggest pile imaginable was stacking up so he was pretty much going 110% at Bush. It was massively anti-republican, and he was as pissed off as you'll ever hear him.
For what it's worth, later in his career (and life) he became more philosophical than political, and definitely less angry. He'd still go on rants about things that pissed him off, but they tended to be more along the lines of what he was doing in the APfMS. Stupid expressions, or irrational beliefs.
Yeah, I think George Carlin was incredible, but for my enjoyment, it really depended on the era. Sometimes I watch his act and I feel like I'm being lectured. Being smart and clever doesn't always make you funny.
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The Daily Show was the best when Craig Kilborn was on.
:runs out of thread.
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I remember when Craig Kilborn would do Sportscenter with Brett Haber and it was no wonder where black people get the idea on how to mimic white people talking.
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You know what you WON'T find in this thread.......anything Trevor Noah ever speaks or does. Quite possibly the most overrated 'comedian/entertainer' of the past decade. I honestly can't understand how he is even a 'thing'.
I started to warm up to him a couple years after Stewart retired. But the pandemic version of The Daily Show is awful.
All I've seen of him is from the bumpers and advertisements, and I've not seen anything that makes me want to watch him. I'm sort of done with the arrogant, moral, preaching "comedy" that's only funny for those that buy into the ethos. Guys like Carlin were funny regardless of whether you bought in to his (real/perceived) iconoclasm and/or rebeliousness. I can remember sitting in the audience watching Carlin - I was working at GE at the time - and leaning over to my boss at the time and saying "He's pretty much making fun of US, but goddamn is he doing a good job of it!". There just seems to be such a dark undercurrent to the current comedy that just makes it hard to let go if you're not already bought in.
Yeah, I mean there is a big difference to me between (1) making fun of something for comedic effect, on one hand, and (2) talking down to and claiming moral superiority over another group due to ideological differences for comedic effect, on the other hand. I have never found the latter to be funny, no matter which side of the aisle it is coming from. I mean, sometimes, it can be a fine line. Barto's analysis of Carlin is pretty good in that, even during the times when Carlin may have arguably crossed that line, he was pretty aware of it, and it wasn't really a partisan issue at all, and he generally was pretty skilled at not alienating whichever group he was ranting against. From what little I have seen of Noah, he falls VERY squarely into the latter group and has pretty much NONE of the skill or self-awareness of a Carlin.
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Add me to the group that doesn't find Trevor Noah funny at all. TBH, I don't think I ever found the Daily Show funny either besides certain segments here and there, but Noah is significantly less funny than Stewart IMO.
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Sorry to move on from the Trevor Noah bashing but this was too fucking funny not to share as soon as I saw it:
(https://scontent-bos3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/154371641_10225257766610643_4726010132339303944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=5kivUuoG3xsAX_X-jSi&_nc_ht=scontent-bos3-1.xx&oh=b25fe8a07d44dd5dcc06d331296d3739&oe=60658ABF)
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Astounding!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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I saw that on Facebook last night or this morning. It's beautiful!
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Not too many things make me actually laugh out loud at the office but I was fucking rolling when I saw that :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin. That is amazing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/PjZjL6F.jpeg)
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:omg: :rollin :rollin
That was the best thing to wake up to...
"There's something you should know about me."
Loving Moleman as Abu...
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I really enjoy Lip Sync stuff and this is well done. :lol :lol :lol
The Legend of Beavis (https://youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zbzWO5i.jpg)
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:icy:
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(https://i.redd.it/bnwcurmuj8l61.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/FjgLxJC.gif)
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Fantastic! I use that line all the time - We have three levels of service: good, fast, and cheap. Pick any two
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:lol :lol
That's a good one. It amazes me when people can't comprehend this, and wonder why their result isn't what they expected. I just laugh and say, what else did you expect, not my fault you set your expectations high that this service can not meet, it's why I set them low so I will be happier when the result exceeds those low expectations.
Like when a Gas Station bathroom is actually clean. :lol
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My Dad pointed out that "value" used to mean getting a good deal or quality for your money.
Nowadays - "value" just means cheap / tacky.
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Fantastic! I use that line all the time - We have three levels of service: good, fast, and cheap. Pick any two
You get two? Luxury.
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Fantastic! I use that line all the time - We have three levels of service: good, fast, and cheap. Pick any two
You get two? Luxury.
Ah Yes - the Project Management Triangle
You want it good and fast - it ain't gonna be cheap
You want it fast and cheap - it ain't gonna be good
You want it cheap and good - it ain't gonna be fast
How I have lived that my entire career. :(
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Two bags of crisps (chips) were walking down the road. :)
One Was assaulted. :emo:
But the other one was Cheese & Onion. ;D
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Fantastic! I use that line all the time - We have three levels of service: good, fast, and cheap. Pick any two
You get two? Luxury.
When I was growing up, it always cost 3 times more than it was expected to, and then a little more for the privilege of picking it up. It was never what we asked for, and if we pointed that out they'd beat us to death. And it was never started until 3 weeks after it was supposed to be finished, and then took twice as long as the original estimate.
And we were lucky to have it that way.
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Someone clogged the toilet.
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^ that deserves the biggest :lolpalm: possible. More emphasis on the 'palm' than the 'lol'
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I didn't see the caption at first, and was thinking:
(https://i.imgur.com/uKkYn5Y.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/uKkYn5Y.jpg)
Great album right there.
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(https://i.imgur.com/46qWLNt.jpeg)
His obituary is in next week's paper.
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:lol :lol :lol
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Nice!
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(https://i.imgur.com/WR2EVul.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bJ08CC8.jpeg)
The sauce was out of this world.
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That's AWESOME. :)
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:lol good one :biggrin:
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Took me a few seconds to get that. But once it clicked I roared with laughter.
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I don't get it (the boat part).
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I am not up on the details but that big-ass boat is blocking the Suez Canal. As per usual the internet is not passing up on the chance to turn it in to some chuckles.
For those on the other side that is from Friends. They're trying to get the couch up the stairs and Ross is barking at them to "Pivot! Pivot!"
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I don't get it (the boat part).
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suez-canal-blocked-ship-stuck-egyptian-official-says-will-be-free-in-days/
There is currently a boat blocking a channel that handles something like 11% of the world's shipping.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExTa7noVcAQ6-Lv?format=jpg&name=medium)
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and for the Friends connection .... https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI?t=60
God Ross was so annoying!
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I guess some of the ships are handling pulp that will get turned into tp, so we may be looking at another tp shortage.
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and for the Friends connection .... https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI?t=60
God Ross was so annoying!
He was, but he still has some of the funniest scenes in the series imo. Holiday Armadillo gets me every time.
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Keep up with the stuck ship....
https://istheshipstillstuck.com/?fbclid=IwAR0uQg9wRTL8Z4Qj2vPzH39S7az0pJF_C3aDKFisvcDDr1X4cKCeOcVoARE
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(https://i.imgur.com/QktyX3M.jpg)
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Ross was only really annoying when they got in to the on again/off again thing with Rachel too much. I think Ross was a great character, in a genre where many characters can be very one-dimensional (like most everyone else on Friends), and David Schwimmer did a solid job with it.
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Maybe I'm the only one that will think this funny, but... I have a friend, we'll call him Phil. He's got a friend, we'll call him Tony, who thinks he's all that on guitar, and his "showpiece" is Panama by Van Halen. But apparently, while it's good, it's not... as good as he thinks it is. So he has another friend, we'll call him Mike, who sent Tony a Cameo for his birthday from Russ from Steel Panther. And it's him in his SP gear, playing acoustic guitar and singing a song about how much better Tony is than him (Russ) at playing Panama. It's all meant in fun, and Russ is such a good sport about it, it's hilarious.
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/cIL1KiG.jpg)
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The dog sneezing photo literally made me laugh out loud! :lol
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Coffee = poop. So true.
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Vehicles under water is so freaky and weird. It's why I always enjoy movies like Titanic for instance.
I LOVE seeing huge vessels just sink below the surface and vanish. It's so terrifying and I don't know why.
Plus gallons upon gallon of water being INSIDE the ship...
I love watching YT Vids of deliberate ship sinkings with cameras attached to the outside - so you can go down with it - and it's scary AF.
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Vehicles under water is so freaky and weird. It's why I always enjoy movies like Titanic for instance.
I LOVE seeing huge vessels just sink below the surface and vanish. It's so terrifying and I don't know why.
Plus gallons upon gallon of water being INSIDE the ship...
I love watching YT Vids of deliberate ship sinkings with cameras attached to the outside - so you can go down with it - and it's scary AF.
If you like that stuff, you should follow Historic Travels on Youtube. It's just a guy who talks about maritime disasters.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzVgptziJQeoMGXGMniUWA/videos
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(https://i.imgur.com/N7AMmq0.jpg)
Dad is on a roll.
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Dad is on a Roll
I poo poo this joke.
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(https://i.imgur.com/N7AMmq0.jpg)
Dad is on a roll.
I'm SOOOOO doing this!!
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Figured you would :lol
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I don't get the barge, x-files, or coffee pictures. Trifecta fail.
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I don't get the barge, x-files, or coffee pictures. Trifecta fail.
I've never had a cup of coffee in my life, so I also didn't get that one. Nor did I watch X-Files, so I didn't get that one either (I wouldn't even have known what that one was). I'm guessing the barge is some sort of anal sex joke?
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Coffee has a laxative effect on some people. Instead of getting an energy boost, you might just have the urge to use the bathroom.
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The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
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The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.
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The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.
Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.
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The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.
Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.
It fits but it doesn’t feel good.
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That's what lube is for.
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The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.
Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.
It fits but it doesn’t feel good.
It fits, but the consent aspect is questionable.
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Well, that and proper spelling.
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Well, that and proper spelling.
That’s bologna.
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I just want to say that as someone who drives mostly in New York city, I never know when it is ok to turn right on a red light, since it is illegal in the city.
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I MADE UP A JOKE
Q : How do you make a Cat Flap ?
A : Throw it off the Roof ! ;D
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I just want to say that as someone who drives mostly in New York city, I never know when it is ok to turn right on a red light, since it is illegal in the city.
I think the simple answer is, anywhere outside the 5 boroughs. I totally was doing right turns in Staten Island for the longest time before I realized the law isn't just Manhatten.
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Must be some sort of punishment.
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The punishment is cleaning up that friggin' mess when the skit is over.
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(https://i.imgur.com/h0KPtvT.jpg)
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Couple of beauties right there.
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Pig calling contest goes metal. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4n7bUYBYZPE)
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Damn those are some seriously off beat white people in the beginning of that. They're clapping on .7 and pi.
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They're clapping on .7 and pi.
:lol :lol :lol
Whenever someone asks me to pick a number between 1-10, my answer is always pi.
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Breakfast? Kind of looks like a Torta made with a donut. :lol
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I'll pass on the doughnut sandwich, but you can pass me that j
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If you assemble it and keep the box you get two nightstands.
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I actually am doing this because I ordered a dresser in Late February that won't get here till May.
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(https://cdn.wazimo.com/media/images/ads-from-the-past/6051fad8c1917.jpg)
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When you go XL on your burger and fries but order a diet coke.
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(https://i.imgur.com/cqUXtH2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Z8Y5f9O.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aVu25HS.jpeg)
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Ok, the tree one cracked me up :rollin
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Ok, the tree one cracked me up :rollin
:icy:
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Q : What's red and sits in the corner ? :\
A : A Naughty Strawberry. ;)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/8zQ1z0dq/FB-IMG-1618710958803.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
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I saw this on a t-shirt this past week: "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base." My kid was not amused. :)
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I saw this on a t-shirt this past week: "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base." My kid was not amused. :)
I think this is a really good one. :lol
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:rollin :rollin
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Nice batch up there boys.
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The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.
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The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.
Well...
The "ask the audience" lifeline was always fraught with peril for a lot of reasons. First, the audience will inevitably be roughly half-filled with...well...let's just say folks of below average intellect. Second, some percentage of the audience will seek to troll the contestant by intentionally giving a wrong answer. Third, depending on how much hemming and hawing the contestant did beforehand, the audience will be swayed to some degree to pick the options that the contestant has pointed out as being likely. That last one also applies to the 50/50 lifeline. If a contestant has spent two minutes debating between options A and B and then uses the 50/50, the computer will inevitably leave him with options A and B.
The scary part is that that that's apparently NOT a doctored photo, and the guy actually had to use a lifeline for that one.
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Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?
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Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?
No...Zebraforce. The term came into common usage based on the popular Saturday morning cartoon from the 1970s.
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Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?
Depends on the region. Llamathrust is for South America, Zebraforce for Africa, Horsepower for the American west and Donkeystrength for the rest of the world. And Australia may introduce Wombatmight soon.
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The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.
Well...
The "ask the audience" lifeline was always fraught with peril for a lot of reasons. First, the audience will inevitably be roughly half-filled with...well...let's just say folks of below average intellect. Second, some percentage of the audience will seek to troll the contestant by intentionally giving a wrong answer. Third, depending on how much hemming and hawing the contestant did beforehand, the audience will be swayed to some degree to pick the options that the contestant has pointed out as being likely. That last one also applies to the 50/50 lifeline. If a contestant has spent two minutes debating between options A and B and then uses the 50/50, the computer will inevitably leave him with options A and B.
The scary part is that that that's apparently NOT a doctored photo, and the guy actually had to use a lifeline for that one.
To be honest, if I was in the audience somehow, I would've definitely picked a wrong answer in this case. If it's a serious question then yeah, I'll do my best, but this? The guy's getting Llamathrust.
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Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?
Only in your bedroom.
I'll do my best, but this? The guy's getting Llamathrust.
:eyebrows:
I might have to sig that, Ruslan.
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:lol
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My first attempt at a tilt shift.
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Oh Karen.... (it ain't lol funny, but more like shake-your-head / :lolpalm: funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XHkth7Z-w&t=200s
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That was an interesting 3 minutes :mehlin :facepalm:
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Well, kudos to the cop! :tup
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Guarantee that story got some mileage at the bar after work.
On the other side, though, I'd be curious how the story evolved after a few tellings.
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Holy crap!
I was fucking roaring! :lol :lol
I know this all too well.
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Oh Karen.... (it ain't lol funny, but more like shake-your-head / :lolpalm: funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XHkth7Z-w&t=200s
Holy crap. She deserves more than a ticket. What a horrible person.
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That retail video had me laughing my ass off! I shared it with my daughter who works at Pet Smart and she just said "yep thats how it is!"
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
There should be someone who does this for food service/waiting tables. God forbid I ever have to do that shit again.
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
I stumbled on to that one earlier this week as well. Just fantastic.
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Oh hey, speaking of Karens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hYrNsRoTs
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
Holy shiiiitt :lol :lol this gets funnier by the second :lol :lol :rollin
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:lol
Reminds me of MAD Magazines snappy answers to stupid questions.
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This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail it’s a must watch....
https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
There should be someone who does this for food service/waiting tables. God forbid I ever have to do that shit again.
There's tons...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg3eA8C4kPE&ab_channel=ServerLife (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg3eA8C4kPE&ab_channel=ServerLife)
This series are the best by far though..the bartender hates you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOkG2ppgIQ&ab_channel=OfficialGenerationAwesome (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOkG2ppgIQ&ab_channel=OfficialGenerationAwesome)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFzEEiV6yfY&ab_channel=OfficialGenerationAwesome (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFzEEiV6yfY&ab_channel=OfficialGenerationAwesome)
There's like 50 of these...
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Commas save lives.
(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/171712119_10159267742294295_6172942631223759699_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=BWKSZk1mmjsAX-ZpFCI&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=f5018d444ed7c16e3275302e7f000292&oe=60AD26AF)
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Um.. :o
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Posted this to my wife on Facebook guys. Nice knowing you.
(https://i.postimg.cc/wThCq9BF/20210429-143355.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Posted this to my wife on Facebook guys. Nice knowing you.
(https://i.postimg.cc/wThCq9BF/20210429-143355.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Wow. Can I have your CDs? :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/CdqNosR.jpg)
Live, laugh, bark.
"I want to bark to your manager".
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:marriageanalogy:
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(https://i.redd.it/p8vfyi64egw61.jpg)
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:lmao:
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/JUiZVmm.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/z6mTEL3.jpeg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/TpxTZLT.png)
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First toilet paper hoarding. Now this. :facepalm:
What could possibly go wrong?
[edit] Looks like I fell for an old photo. But I swear I saw cell phone footage of a woman trying unsuccessfully to fill a plastic bag with gasoline on Twitter today.
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I'm no science guy, but I think gasoline is going to dissolve that plastic sooner as opposed to later. Besides, why not just put it in a trashcan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
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I'm no science guy, but I think gasoline is going to dissolve that plastic sooner as opposed to later. Besides, why not just put it in a trashcan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
LoL - I haven't seen C&C in a very long time. It still holds up.
And I think you're right about the science of gasoline and plastic. Someone told me it was probably urine anyway. I'm not sure that is much better (in the smarts department) but likely less flammable! :laugh:
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I'm no science guy, but I think gasoline is going to dissolve that plastic sooner as opposed to later. Besides, why not just put it in a trashcan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
LoL - I haven't seen C&C in a very long time. It still holds up.
And I think you're right about the science of gasoline and plastic. Someone told me it was probably urine anyway. I'm not sure that is much better (in the smarts department) but likely less flammable! :laugh:
Why would anyone need THAT much urine, and where did they get it? That's the drug-testing of an entire football team for an entire year! :) :) :)
There was a good clip on Ridiculousness of a woman trying to fill a plastic bag - the small ones, like you get at Wal-mart to carry your ice cream out to the car - with gasoline. Hilarity (and a reportable spill) ensued! I'm hearing a lot about this shortage - my stepdaughter in North Carolina experienced some of it - but it hasn't crept up here to the northeast yet. Prices are a shade higher, but that's it.
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I'm no science guy, but I think gasoline is going to dissolve that plastic sooner as opposed to later. Besides, why not just put it in a trashcan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
LoL - I haven't seen C&C in a very long time. It still holds up.
And I think you're right about the science of gasoline and plastic. Someone told me it was probably urine anyway. I'm not sure that is much better (in the smarts department) but likely less flammable! :laugh:
Why would anyone need THAT much urine, and where did they get it? That's the drug-testing of an entire football team for an entire year! :) :) :)
There was a good clip on Ridiculousness of a woman trying to fill a plastic bag - the small ones, like you get at Wal-mart to carry your ice cream out to the car - with gasoline. Hilarity (and a reportable spill) ensued! I'm hearing a lot about this shortage - my stepdaughter in North Carolina experienced some of it - but it hasn't crept up here to the northeast yet. Prices are a shade higher, but that's it.
Prices here had already been creeping up for a few weeks. I haven't seen any specific issues because of the pipeline yet, but that may well change. All it takes is rumors of a shortage to actually create a massive one. We saw that here a couple of years ago.
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I'm no science guy, but I think gasoline is going to dissolve that plastic sooner as opposed to later. Besides, why not just put it in a trashcan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
LoL - I haven't seen C&C in a very long time. It still holds up.
And I think you're right about the science of gasoline and plastic. Someone told me it was probably urine anyway. I'm not sure that is much better (in the smarts department) but likely less flammable! :laugh:
Why would anyone need THAT much urine, and where did they get it? That's the drug-testing of an entire football team for an entire year! :) :) :)
There was a good clip on Ridiculousness of a woman trying to fill a plastic bag - the small ones, like you get at Wal-mart to carry your ice cream out to the car - with gasoline. Hilarity (and a reportable spill) ensued! I'm hearing a lot about this shortage - my stepdaughter in North Carolina experienced some of it - but it hasn't crept up here to the northeast yet. Prices are a shade higher, but that's it.
The only possible other solution that drug screening is that some people use human urine in their gardens to ward off ?deer? ?rabbits? (not sure) from eating their plants.
The cluster fuck about all of these photos and videos suggesting people are trying to fill plastic bags was - not surprisingly - because some local government agency posted that video clip (originally from 2017 or 2019 I think) and tell people NOT to do that. So of course now everyone is thinking it is happening right now.
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She can take a sheet anywhere she wants as far as I'm concerned.
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(https://i.imgur.com/D5TtcX9.jpeg)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/BBooA20.jpg)
There's a "Who left the damn lights on again?" DLC due out later this year.
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(https://i.imgur.com/BBooA20.jpg)
There's a "Who left the damn lights on again?" DLC due out later this year.
The Switch version comes with a "I'm Cold" wife Amiibo.
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
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I love the marathon one.
As it's so accurate
" I've done 12 marathons "
ok.
Eddie Izzard has done like 50 marathons or whatever. And never stops banging on about it.
EDIT : I checked The Wiki and Eddie ran 31 marathons in January - 1 a day and raised £275,000. Which he could have just donated himself and not run 31 Marathons.
Is it me or is that a comically low figure for something so strenuous and difficult ?
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(https://i.imgur.com/BBooA20.jpg)
There's a "Who left the damn lights on again?" DLC due out later this year.
Realistic in 8-bit.
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
"Whadya think, money grows on TREES?"
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I love the marathon one.
As it's so accurate
" I've done 12 marathons "
ok.
Eddie Izzard has done like 50 marathons or whatever. And never stops banging on about it.
EDIT : I checked The Wiki and Eddie ran 31 marathons in January - 1 a day and raised £275,000. Which he could have just donated himself and not run 31 Marathons.
Is it me or is that a comically low figure for something so strenuous and difficult ?
To each their own (I have two close friends that run marathons rather frequently) but to me that's torture. My last "road race" was a 5K back like 30 years ago, and that's enough for me. Even when I was in the best shape of my life, "running" was never a high point of the workout routine.
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
"Whadya think, money grows on TREES?"
DO WE LIVE IN A BARN?!
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
"Whadya think, money grows on TREES?"
DO WE LIVE IN A BARN?!
Don't make me come back there!
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"I swear, I'll turn this car around!"
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"I swear, I'll turn this car around!"
Why didn't you use the bathroom before we left?!
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/Shower_With_Your_Dad_Simulator_2015_Do_You_Still_Shower_With_Your_Dad/
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/Shower_With_Your_Dad_Simulator_2015_Do_You_Still_Shower_With_Your_Dad/
:|
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Wtf no
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
I did not expect a trailer. That's hilarious.
But...just... why...
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Should I put in my info? :lol
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I don't get it.
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Should I put in my info? :lol
I just put a fake birthday to bypass it to see what it was about. And it was worth it due to the way the gameplay is.... :lol
I just don't know why someone would make that game though.
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
"Whadya think, money grows on TREES?"
DO WE LIVE IN A BARN?!
Don't make me come back there!
"If you're cold, put on a sweater!"
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My kid has train simulators, farm simulators... if you told me that was real, I'd buy it.
With the Dad-Boss screaming "close the door!! Are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?!?!?!"
"Whadya think, money grows on TREES?"
DO WE LIVE IN A BARN?!
Don't make me come back there!
"If you're cold, put on a sweater!"
Just rub some dirt on it.
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Oh fuck... I'll never be able to un-see this now.
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Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground..... :corn
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Same as it ever was..
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I made up a Dad joke but I probably heard Tim Vine say it and stored it away....
" :) Hello. Can I have an ice cream please. "
" :D Certainly, Madam. Would you like hundreds & thousands ? "
" ;D No, Just one please ! "
This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?
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??? Is "hundreds & thousands" an ice cream flavor over there? If not, I have no idea what is going on.
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This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?
Yeah...I didn't get that at all (including "DILLIGAF"). ???
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Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
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This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?
Yeah...I didn't get that at all (including "DILLIGAF"). ???
"Do I Look Like I Give A F---"
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Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
You mean jimmies?
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Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
You mean jimmies?
I had to look that one up. Did not know it's called Jimmies in some places. But yes :)
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What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
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What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!
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Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
You mean jimmies?
I worked at a Baskin Robbins for a few years in the '80s. Every once in a while, someone would come in and ask for "jimmies" on something, and I'd just look at him/her like he/she had two heads.
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!
Whoomp! There it is!
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
If you enter "jimmies" into Wikipedia, it redirects to the article titled "Sprinkles." The article says that the origin of "jimmies" is uncertain/disputed and also seems to indicate that the term is limited to chocolate sprinkles.
"Hundreds and thousands" sounds silly and is needlessly cumbersome.
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What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!
Joe DiMaggio.......
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Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
You mean jimmies?
I came here to post "jimmies" and when I saw it was already up I thought to myself "that's Tim". Mi compadre. I never, EVER call them sprinkles unless I have to. Always "jimmies".
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What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
That will happen when you insist on living in a backwards part of the world that abandoned her majesty's English. :p
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That hits close to home. :biggrin:
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That hits close to home. :biggrin:
Within 5 miles I'd gather
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Not sure if that is just lighthearted commentary on the relative small size of my town, or if you are stalking me and that is a startlingly accurate commentary on my home address. :lol
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Not sure if that is just lighthearted commentary on the relative small size of my town, or if you are stalking me and that is a startlingly accurate commentary on my home address. :lol
It's Folsom man.... Very tiny lol
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Some terrible puns for you.
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I think the first one's my favourite.
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I'm gonna have to steal of these...I love wordplay.
The mine one is my favorite.
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The gay werewolf got the biggest chuckle here. All were very good though.
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"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol
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"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol
Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?
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"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol
Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?
That is her, yes
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Love these!
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"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol
I've been making this joke forever among my English-speaking friends (and I also can't seriously listen to Avantasia - Let the Storm Descend Upon You because of that), glad I'm not alone :lol
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I think I've posted this before, but it needs repeating :lol
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Ladder? What's a ladder for, when you got super dad. :lol
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I have to figure it took a couple of tries to get the timing right on that, but you do what you have to do. I love the reactions of the other kids.
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I'm pretty sure that mommy wasn't home when they did this. :D
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I think I've posted this before, but it needs repeating :lol
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Ha! reminded me of this
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I have to figure it took a couple of tries to get the timing right on that, but you do what you have to do. I love the reactions of the other kids.
I thought this too; hopefully he crept up on the right height! :)
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"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol
Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?
That is her, yes
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Same guy too. As a matter of fact, they’re wearing the same shirts in both memes.
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It's part of a series of photos.
https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-extra-pictures-show-the-full-story-of-the-distracted-boyfriend-meme-20191003
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It's part of a series of photos.
https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-extra-pictures-show-the-full-story-of-the-distracted-boyfriend-meme-20191003
The girl in the blue shirt positively lights up when she smiles. That hectoring girlfriend look does NOT do her justice.
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:lol that ending
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Well that story certainly took an unexpected twist. Can't look at that one picture the same ever again.
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I'm pretty sure that mommy wasn't home when they did this. :D
I wonder who is filming it, could it be the mom or another kid?
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Oblivion NPC Angry karen at walmart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s80lAX-APkE&ab_channel=MerkTheclerk)
The combination of the boss music and the way she says MF. :lol
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Oblivion NPC Angry karen at walmart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s80lAX-APkE&ab_channel=MerkTheclerk)
The combination of the boss music and the way she says MF. :lol
I love the walmart employee: "Do you fucking get it?!?" "Oh sure, I totally understand!" :)
Did she really say "Fuck you, I never brush my fucking teeth; don't you fucking know that? Don't you know that by now?" at 3:22?
I have a question though; is any female lunatic a "Karen"? I thought it was specifically that sort of stereotypical entitled soccer mom. This lady is just a nutjob. The real Karen seemed to be the lady clapping and cheering as she was being detained. :)
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Yeah she doesn't fit my definition of a Karen. She is just a lunatic. I think of a Karen as aself absorbed PTA-taking over facebook mom who thinks they know best about everything and their demon children can do no wrong.
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Yeah she doesn't fit my definition of a Karen. She is just a lunatic. I think of a Karen as aself absorbed PTA-taking over facebook mom who thinks they know best about everything and their demon children can do no wrong.
Yea your right, Karen is being thrown around on every person having a public tantrum these days.
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That lady wasn't a Karen. That women is legit mentally ill, most likely with a hint of schizophrenia.
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That lady wasn't a Karen. That women is legit mentally ill, most likely with a hint of schizophrenia.
Eh, I saw no signs of schizophrenia. I'm not even sure I saw any signs of mental illness. I see a major stress break, but she's coherent (believe it or not), not disheveled, is not visibly reacting to any stimuli that isn't present, and her affect seems to match her mood. She is clearly not in a good place at all and is losing it. And while there's obviously the possibility that there are things I'm not seeing in the video, I wouldn't recommend using words like schizophrenia on people like this. Yelling in public and throwing a huge religiously slanted hissy fit is not, itself, an indicator of schizophrenia. At least by itself.
Just looked it up. She also doesn’t meet DSM criteria for Karenhood. Unless, of course, her name happens to be Karen.
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https://www.change.org/p/blue-origin-petition-to-not-allow-jeff-bezos-re-entry-to-earth
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Random thought... Suppose astronauts on MIR had a baby in space - when they all came back to Earth - where would the child be...'from" ?
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Well if someone has a baby while on holiday, surely the child is considered to be a citizen of mother's country of origin and not the country it's born in?
In any case, being pregnant and giving birth in low gravity is probably so far less than ideal that I'm sure it would be avoided at all cost.
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I'm pretty sure that you're FROM wherever you were born. Or at least that's what the Welsh say for anyone who was born in Wales. Doesn't matter if the entire family is English and the baby moved to England the next day ;D ;D
The Welsh do love to claim anyone they can. I shit you not - they love to trot out that Elvis Presley was from Wales despite nobody in his family being from Wales...??
Oh Presley sounds a little bit like PRESELI - an area of Wales not far form me. Lolz I looked up PRESELI and the name itself has English roots so... :lol Wrong again.
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LEL
That reminds me of a joke I made up - but it's one you need to hear and doesn't work written down.
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Slamming the Doors ! :rollin
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I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.
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I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.
Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.
EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....
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I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.
Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.
EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....
My anaconda don't want none... is a lyric from "Baby's Got Back", playing on the name "Yu Gatbans" or "You got buns".
The other one is about the band "Disturbed". Their first album was "The Sickness" and they have a song "Down With The Sickness".
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I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.
Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.
EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....
My anaconda don't want none... is a lyric from "Baby's Got Back", playing on the name "Yu Gatbans" or "You got buns".
The other one is about the band "Disturbed". Their first album was "The Sickness" and they have a song "Down With The Sickness".
Gotcha...that goes beyond my knowledge of that epic song's lyrics. :lol
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I actually thought it was Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, but apparently it contains samples from Six Mix-A-Lot.
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Kids these days...
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Anytime someone starts talking about penis sizes, I always remember this XKCD comic.
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:lol
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Now that's a HAIRCUT!
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I only saw the top part of the meme when the page loaded, and I was praying for the punchline to be Chino related. Thank you for not disappointing, King!
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I sent it tok him on IM. LOL
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Iron Maiden?
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New technology you will never use you plebeian.
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Exactly. Go finish your crossword in your newspaper.
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I can Iron Maiden my answers to you. lol
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I can Iron Maiden my answers to you. lol
Like I don't speak Steve Harris. Lol
Night!
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Night!
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Oh Snap.
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Who the fuck cropped that cartoon? Last time there was a crop that bad a million Irish people died.
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Who the fuck cropped that cartoon? Last time there was a crop that bad a million Irish people died.
I didn't notice until I posted it, and was all. Wow, that's horribly small.
All cheap, just like that dad in the pic.
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:lol
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https://youtu.be/csgG5XDnCkY
Poor dog but I love Donkeys. :lol
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This is why I don't use a belt.
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Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/
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Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/
Not my expertise, to be honest (I don't do criminal law), and also, frankly, not my style. I'm sure there's a basis for most of it, if not all of it, though.
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Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/
Not my expertise, to be honest (I don't do criminal law), and also, frankly, not my style. I'm sure there's a basis for most of it, if not all of it, though.
I don't do criminal law either. However, being an antagonistic prick to a cop that pulls you over for a traffic violation (my characterization of what they advised in the second half of the video) is a terrible idea that's likely to you you in worse hot water than you already were (there are countless videos on YouTube that illustrate this). Somewhere around 15 years ago, I made a right turn on red at an intersection that had a sign that said no right on red. It was an intersection I'd driven through tons of times in the past, and I'd never noticed the sign. The cop pulled me over and explained why. I asked, "is that a new thing?" and he said it had been like that for years. I chuckled and said, in a mea culpa tone of voice, that I'd never noticed it. He then let me go with a warning (the ONLY time that happened in my 35+ years of driving and having been pulled over well over a dozen times (mostly in the first few years after I got my license)). I'm confident that, had I acted as these clowns advised, I'd have gotten a ticket.
All that being said, if you're in the world of actual crime, exercising your right to remain silent is rarely a bad idea.
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Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/
Not my expertise, to be honest (I don't do criminal law), and also, frankly, not my style. I'm sure there's a basis for most of it, if not all of it, though.
I don't do criminal law either. However, being an antagonistic prick to a cop that pulls you over for a traffic violation (my characterization of what they advised in the second half of the video) is a terrible idea that's likely to you you in worse hot water than you already were (there are countless videos on YouTube that illustrate this). Somewhere around 15 years ago, I made a right turn on red at an intersection that had a sign that said no right on red. It was an intersection I'd driven through tons of times in the past, and I'd never noticed the sign. The cop pulled me over and explained why. I asked, "is that a new thing?" and he said it had been like that for years. I chuckled and said, in a mea culpa tone of voice, that I'd never noticed it. He then let me go with a warning (the ONLY time that happened in my 35+ years of driving and having been pulled over well over a dozen times (mostly in the first few years after I got my license)). I'm confident that, had I acted as these clowns advised, I'd have gotten a ticket.
All that being said, if you're in the world of actual crime, exercising your right to remain silent is rarely a bad idea.
Can't disagree with any of that. I'm usually very polite to the police (and not averse to dropping a "hey look, not giving you a hard time; I get it, my brother's on the job" if need be), but then again, virtually every run in is via a traffic stop, not an illegal weed shop raid. :)
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Last time I got pulled over, I got nabbed speeding on Rt.2 coming back from Mohegan. The conversation went like this.
Cop: Going a little fast today. What's the hurry?
Me: My apologies officer. This isn't my primary vehicle and the speed got away from me (was driving my ex's car)
Cop: How fast were you going?
Me: I'd guess 86 or 87.
Cop: You were doing 85. I'm going to give you a ticket for failure to obey a sign. It's $93 if you plead guilty and you won't get any points on your license. For all the insurer will know, you parked too far from a curb or something.
I don't know if it was me being polite and honest that lead her to go easy on me, but it probably didn't hurt. I couldn't imagine trying to flex on or challenge a cop in such a scenario.
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By the way, the best YouTube traffic videos are those where some sovereign citizen idiot tries to play games with a cop and the cop won't have it.
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I've spent a fair amount of time trying to explain to people that just because you're legally right doesn't mean that you want to spend years of your life (and a small fortune) proving it. Yeah, I can be a dick to a cop, and yeah, I'll eventually be cleared, but it's honestly just not worth the hassle of getting beaten up, getting tased, spending a couple of weeks in jail, and then fighting the charges and the subsequent appeals to prove that I'm right. Hell, you can't even sue them anymore for violating your civil rights since they're immune in just about anything they do. When it's just a basic traffic stop you're best off playing nice. If it moves beyond a basic traffic stop, then maybe you're better off asserting yourself.
"Am I being detained" isn't going to get you anywhere. It's a very legitimate question with very legitimate legal implications, but Johnny has years of experience getting around it. What's your answer going to be when he says "no, but you're not free to go, either?" :lol What is helpful is knowing what he's actually doing. If he pulls you over for a moving violation, then says he says he's going to let you go with a warning, or a trivial "failure to obey a sign" kind of thing, mission accomplished. Being nice paid off. If he follows up his act of generosity by asking if there are any drugs in the car, the nature of the stop is not what you thought it was and that courtesy may well work against you. That's when it may be time to start asserting yourself. A cop who pulled you over for speeding is not the same as a cop who pulled you over to snoop around and see if you're worth fucking with, and they shouldn't be treated the same.
Their original point involved people being in a dispensary that had been raided, though. When the federales get involved things are sufficiently bad enough bad that pissing them off isn't really going to land you any deeper, and respectfully asserting your right to shut the fuck up is obligatory. The DEA is not going to let you off with a warning because you were being civil, and they will use anything you say against you.
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By the way, the best YouTube traffic videos are those where some sovereign citizen idiot tries to play games with a cop and the cop won't have it.
I'M A FREEMAN OF THE LAND! I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT!
Those guys tend to piss me off, and generally I'm not crazy about people who go out of their way to push Johnny's buttons. If he's legitimately working towards the public interest I see no reason not to be helpful. Yes, I can carry my rifle down the street in public, and no, I have no obligation to tell him who I am, but frankly, I don't mind them taking an interest in a guy like me walking down a city street with an AR15.
I have recently become a minor fan of a YT channel called Audit the Audit, though. My first thought was that simply calling yourself an auditor when you set out to create a confrontation with Johnny doesn't make you any less of a dick. However, after seeing how surprisingly uninformed, either willfully or negligently, and abusive some of cops are, I don't think public audits are such a bad idea. I've been pretty shocked at how little some of these guys know about things they should have learned day one of CJ101. RS and PC aren't exactly new concepts. Terry goes back 50+ years now. State ID laws are something they should have experience with just in the course of doing their job. Yet time and time again you see cops ignore or twist around these things. If the departments aren't going to insure that their officers understand that you can't fuck with somebody just because you don't know who they are, then maybe the public should be hammering that point home.
I don't always agree with AtA's assessments. Sometimes the cops did better than they're given credit for, and sometimes the "auditor" was handling things poorly, but it's an interesting thing, I think.
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"Wooster Sheer"
Simple. :)
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An oldie but a goldie!
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I feel dirty for saying it, but that last one was funny.
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I feel dirty for saying it, but that last one was funny.
Agreed 100%
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This would funnier if it wasn't so accurate.
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Especially when they test for weed.
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Hmmm...where have I read that before....
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=56662.msg2793773#msg2793773 :biggrin:
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That's a good batch, right there! I had one of those pens and you're damn right! I was KING!
I also could use that "haunted house" thing on my daughter and even though she's 20, she'd be up all night.
I both wish I thought of that mailbox thing, and also am grateful some others DIDN'T. :) :) :)
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I don't get the mailbox one (perhaps because I've never lived on a country road).
The pen one I see regularly on Facebook.
I quite enjoyed the chicken and the haunted house.
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I don't get the mailbox one (perhaps because I've never lived on a country road).
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I only get the mailbox one because of Stand By Me.
Those pens were so cool. I remember in 6th grade my best friend had a pen/pencil writing tool that could swap between both. He always had the coolest gadgets. I thought it was because he was Japanese and they were so much more advanced technologically than us.
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Still not sure I get it. That's a pretty clearly photoshopped picture.
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It's a relatively common form of vandalism in the USA: driving past and hitting/destroying mailboxes with a baseball bat.
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Ahh...mailbox baseball. My high school's team was pretty competitive, but was outclassed against those in the Detroit area when it came to state championships. ;);D
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Certainly not common where I'm from (again, I've never lived on a country road)...fortunately.
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Well, it wasn't limited to just "country roads". I grew up in what is relatively a farm town, but we weren't THAT rural.
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This may not be the right thread for this, but I found it amusing.
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That's pretty spot on. I don't like all of those actors (no one can replace Chris Hemsworth, IMO), but the roles are pretty close.
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That's pretty spot on. I don't like all of those actors (no one can replace Chris Hemsworth, IMO), but the roles are pretty close.
I don't know half of the characters mentioned, but for those I do, they all seemed good.
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Gary Oldman as Loki would actually be pretty good.
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Always enjoy this kind of videos, making animal sounds musical.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/p2f67u/cats_got_talent/
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
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Bag End Boys. :) :) :) :) :)
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Second Breakfast
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Second Breakfast
That’s a good one!
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Second Breakfast
That’s a good one!
With their hit single “PO-TAY-TOES!”
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Pretty sure that's Driveshaft.
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They relocated to L.A. from Helm's Deep.
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Pretty sure that's Driveshaft.
Winner.
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
I take it you haven't seen the Lord Of The Rings movies?
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
I take it you haven't seen the Lord Of The Rings movies?
I've seen all three, so I can see that the names evoke the movies. Is that it? What does it have to do with a '90s boy band?
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
I take it you haven't seen the Lord Of The Rings movies?
I've seen all three, so I can see that the names evoke the movies. Is that it? What does it have to do with a '90s boy band?
:rollin
Look at the picture again, more closely this time...
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Bag End Boys. :) :) :) :) :)
They're opening up for the Soggy Bottom Boys... :biggrin:
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
I take it you haven't seen the Lord Of The Rings movies?
I've seen all three, so I can see that the names evoke the movies. Is that it? What does it have to do with a '90s boy band?
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Three Mordors Down
Bag End Boys
The Fly Fools
Earth, Wind & Shire
Someone want to explain this one?
I take it you haven't seen the Lord Of The Rings movies?
I've seen all three, so I can see that the names evoke the movies. Is that it? What does it have to do with a '90s boy band?
Nothing, and that's the joke. It's a riff on all the memes that show a picture of some boy band or singer or other pop icon and says you should know who it is. The picture looks like some 90's boy band, but it's the hobbits (like you've never seen them before!)
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Nothing, and that's the joke. It's a riff on all the memes that show a picture of some boy band or singer or other pop icon and says you should know who it is. The picture looks like some 90's boy band, but it's the hobbits (like you've never seen them before!)
You mean Elijah Wood and Sean Astin and whoever played the other two comic relief hobbits?
As for the rest, maybe I don't look at enough memes, I guess.
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You're not missing out on much. I've seen more fake memes of this type than real ones. But I did recognize the actors right away, which is crucial to getting the joke.
But as they say, if you have to explain it...
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Bring The House Down (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZFt9KUvYs8&ab_channel=AndreAntunes)
That mic slam :lol
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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/fucking-weirdo-that-posts-lawn-care-tips-on-onlyfans-over-the-moon-right-now/
It's worth 2 minutes of your day to read.
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So we New Englanders are potentially in the path of a storm, Henri, that could be as strong as a Category 1 hurricane when it hits land on Sunday morning.
I absolutely LOVE my local weather-person, Heather Frank. I don't mean that to be a pig - although she IS attractive - I mean I love her smarts, her enthusiasm, her pragmatism, and her perspective. There's no fear-mongering, there's no snarky "I've got great weather for you all!" bullshit, she's just a weather/meteorological nerd and calls 'em as she see's 'em.
And that sometimes leads to problems. Certainly looks like Massachusetts is going to get screwed by this storm, eh? This is an actual screen-shot from last nights broadcast:
(https://i.imgur.com/brGJ7OE.jpg)
(And lest ye make assumptions; this is our LOCAL Fox affiliate and has nothing to do with the nonsense on the cable news outlet).
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So...you get "Weather with Heather"? :lol
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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/fucking-weirdo-that-posts-lawn-care-tips-on-onlyfans-over-the-moon-right-now/
It's worth 2 minutes of your day to read.
:lol :lol I loved all the innuendo. Way more subtle that the pic Stadler posted
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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/fucking-weirdo-that-posts-lawn-care-tips-on-onlyfans-over-the-moon-right-now/
It's worth 2 minutes of your day to read.
:lol :lol I loved all the innuendo. Way more subtle that the pic Stadler posted
:lol I mean honestly, whenever I hear about onlyfans, it's something porn or nude releated. I didn't even know the site was anything other than porn.
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So we New Englanders are potentially in the path of a storm, Henri, that could be as strong as a Category 1 hurricane when it hits land on Sunday morning.
I absolutely LOVE my local weather-person, Heather Frank. I don't mean that to be a pig - although she IS attractive - I mean I love her smarts, her enthusiasm, her pragmatism, and her perspective. There's no fear-mongering, there's no snarky "I've got great weather for you all!" bullshit, she's just a weather/meteorological nerd and calls 'em as she see's 'em.
And that sometimes leads to problems. Certainly looks like Massachusetts is going to get screwed by this storm, eh? This is an actual screen-shot from last nights broadcast:
(https://i.imgur.com/brGJ7OE.jpg)
(And lest ye make assumptions; this is our LOCAL Fox affiliate and has nothing to do with the nonsense on the cable news outlet).
It took a slight turn, seems the eye will miss my kid thankfully (she's in Stamford).
And I never would assume you were watching fox, we all know you get your skinny from Newsmax
Edit-just checked the Times and they currently have Henri clobbering Stamford.
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So we New Englanders are potentially in the path of a storm, Henri, that could be as strong as a Category 1 hurricane when it hits land on Sunday morning.
I absolutely LOVE my local weather-person, Heather Frank. I don't mean that to be a pig - although she IS attractive - I mean I love her smarts, her enthusiasm, her pragmatism, and her perspective. There's no fear-mongering, there's no snarky "I've got great weather for you all!" bullshit, she's just a weather/meteorological nerd and calls 'em as she see's 'em.
And that sometimes leads to problems. Certainly looks like Massachusetts is going to get screwed by this storm, eh? This is an actual screen-shot from last nights broadcast:
(https://i.imgur.com/brGJ7OE.jpg)
(And lest ye make assumptions; this is our LOCAL Fox affiliate and has nothing to do with the nonsense on the cable news outlet).
It took a slight turn, seems the eye will miss my kid thankfully (she's in Samford).
And I never would assume you were watching fox, we all know you get your skinny from Newsmax
:rollin
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Newsmax? Is that anything like Cinemax?
The 'cane is a LOT further west than when that picture was taken. I'm right in line, even though I'm a good hour and a half from the coast.
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:lol
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:lol
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:lol :lol
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Not sure if anyone else will find this to be funny (and it certainly wasn't intended as such), but I chuckled.
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Not sure if anyone else will find this to be funny (and it certainly wasn't intended as such), but I chuckled.
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It's funny because they're mutually exclusive and inclusive at the same time. If you own a truck you won't be interested in a synthesizer, but if you own a synthesizer you'll need a truck to move it.
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:neverusethis:
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(https://i.imgur.com/EMs1Pi1.jpg)
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Huh?
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I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
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I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
:facepalm:
Now I have to read up on that.... Ugh.
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(https://i.imgur.com/EMs1Pi1.jpg)
:lol
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....is it bad that I only just realised that it was snow?
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....is it bad that I only just realised that it was snow?
Me too! I always saw it as sand. I feel like such an idiot :lol
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??? I was going to say something along the lines of, "How could you possibly think that?" But I guess if two really smart guys can think that, it's an actual thing. :dunno:
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White sand, waves crashing in from the left. bucket and spade primes the brain for "sand", not "snow".
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I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
The implications of this are pretty broad. Is ANY depiction of the genitalia of a child de facto "child porn"? This is arguably not obscenity, but still.
And while I'm sensitive to a point, it's hard not to look at this as a cash grab. I mean, if you saw this guy at a baseball game are you REALLY saying "huh, I saw his penis!"? He should probably sue mom and dad for underselling his unit when they had the chance.
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I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
The implications of this are pretty broad. Is ANY depiction of the genitalia of a child de facto "child porn"? This is arguably not obscenity, but still.
And while I'm sensitive to a point, it's hard not to look at this as a cash grab. I mean, if you saw this guy at a baseball game are you REALLY saying "huh, I saw his penis!"? He should probably sue mom and dad for underselling his unit when they had the chance.
Yea, this doesn't seem like a terribly smart law suit. The courts are not going to redefine child porn to include this. If he's hoping for a cash payout as a settlement, then he shouldn't have hinged this on a slam dunk win for the Nirvana camp.
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White sand, waves crashing in from the left. bucket and spade primes the brain for "sand", not "snow".
I thought it was white sand as well. Then I noticed that the picture on the back was an older man in a winter coat sitting outside on what it clearly a very warm day. Also, the back picture is very orange and warm-looking, so I realized that the front picture is very stark and cold-looking and that they're meant to be opposites. I finally realized that the kid is playing in the snow using beach toys, that's a plowed road behind him, and the rose is growing up through the snow. Details, details.
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....is it bad that I only just realised that it was snow?
Me too! I always saw it as sand.
Ditto. Although, to be completely honest, I never gave it a ton of thought.
I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
The implications of this are pretty broad. Is ANY depiction of the genitalia of a child de facto "child porn"? This is arguably not obscenity, but still.
And while I'm sensitive to a point, it's hard not to look at this as a cash grab. I mean, if you saw this guy at a baseball game are you REALLY saying "huh, I saw his penis!"? He should probably sue mom and dad for underselling his unit when they had the chance.
For starters, this guy is going to draw more attention to this by suing than previously existed. Does anyone know (without googling) who was on the Virgin Killer cover? Obviously, VK sold about 30 million fewer copies than Nevermind, but still....
I read the complaint, and it quotes the relevant federal statutes, and there's no way this meets the definition.
Also, this guy is 30 years old. I assume the statute of limitations didn't start running until he reached the age of majority, but that happened over a decade ago. I don't see how this isn't barred by the statute of limitations.
Also also, the fact that he regularly took and posted online pictures to recreate the album cover probably work against him quite a bit.
It's absolutely a cash grab, and I'll be interested to see which firm reps the defendants and what defense strategy is pursued.
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I think it's a reference to this.
https://blabbermouth.net/news/baby-on-nirvanas-nevermind-cover-sues-band-for-child-pornography/
The implications of this are pretty broad. Is ANY depiction of the genitalia of a child de facto "child porn"? This is arguably not obscenity, but still.
And while I'm sensitive to a point, it's hard not to look at this as a cash grab. I mean, if you saw this guy at a baseball game are you REALLY saying "huh, I saw his penis!"? He should probably sue mom and dad for underselling his unit when they had the chance.
Absolutely not. Lewd and lascivious are the relevant qualifiers. In fact, pictures of clothed children can constitute CP while most depictions of nudity will not.
That idiot's lawsuit is rediciulous on countless levels.
It's not CP.
It's not pornographic (Miller).
His beef is with his parents, not Nirivana or their associates.
If it causes him distress, QUIT TELLING EVERYBODY IT'S YOU, DUMBASS!
In the opening scene of Better Call Saul, Jimmy makes an impassioned, wonderful defense of 3 teenagers laying out his 'boys will be boys' strategy. Kids do stupid things, and this was just a youthful indiscretion, he says. The prosecutor never says a word. He just wheels out a TV on a cart, puts in a VHS tape, and shows the jury a video of the three knuckleheads sawing the head off of a corpse and fucking it. Res ipsa loquitur. In this case the defense will probably just produce the three different instances where this particular jackass recreated the album cover for profit. Real victims don't recreate their abuse for cash.
Also, unintentionally this numbskull just hammered home the artistic element of the cover. Now he's the wide-eyed kid chasing after the dollar both figuratively and literally.
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I started a thread about this lawsuit on the GMD section: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=56775.0
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Not really the typical thing that gets posted here, but not sure where else it should go. I was doing some research on a movie that one of the kids wanted to see (so I could judge whether it is appropriate for him). The review site I was looking at cited to several uses of "scatological slang." :lol Not sure I've ever heard it referred to that way. But that would make an awesome band name.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMAKoSnnJY&ab_channel=HenricoCitizen
Took him some time but I think he knew 2 names in but since it's his job he just plowed on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMAKoSnnJY&ab_channel=HenricoCitizen
Took him some time but I think he knew 2 names in but since it's his job he just plowed on.
Damn, I was just going to post this too!
I know it's juvenile AF but I was laughing pretty hard. :lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMAKoSnnJY&ab_channel=HenricoCitizen
Took him some time but I think he knew 2 names in but since it's his job he just plowed on.
Not sure if you watch/know about Impractical Jokers, but they have a few funny skids in the same veins as your video ( though the jokers are for tv comedy).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqlz---nLoA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMAKoSnnJY&ab_channel=HenricoCitizen
Took him some time but I think he knew 2 names in but since it's his job he just plowed on.
Not sure if you watch/know about Impractical Jokers, but they have a few funny skids in the same veins as your video ( though the jokers are for tv comedy).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqlz---nLoA
I love the Impractical Jokers. One of the few shows I can watch over and over again, and even though I know what's coming I still laugh.
In that video, I have to confess I cracked up at "Don Keydick. Don. Keydick." I guess you never really lose the inner 12-year-old. :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMAKoSnnJY&ab_channel=HenricoCitizen
Took him some time but I think he knew 2 names in but since it's his job he just plowed on.
Damn, I was just going to post this too!
I know it's juvenile AF but I was laughing pretty hard. :lol
Yea I know but I still couldn't stop laughing. :lol The fact that the Henrico news site uploaded just that clip without description and context is also hilarious.
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I can't find the discussion anywhere, but recently this ethical question came up. As is often the case, kids tend to have the best ideas. :lol
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:lol
I like this one:
(https://i.gifer.com/77HO.gif)
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:lol the ethic question
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:lol
I like this one:
(https://i.gifer.com/77HO.gif)
Well there we go fishbulb, I guess we got the answer. :lol
Just untie that person, and tie them with the others. Then say "Who was the dumbass that tied him up there?" :rollin
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??? I was going to say something along the lines of, "How could you possibly think that?" But I guess if two really smart guys can think that, it's an actual thing. :dunno:
Along the lines in the sand snow ?? :neverusethis:
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White sand, waves crashing in from the left. bucket and spade primes the brain for "sand", not "snow".
That looks like a path made by a vehicle in the snow rather than waves ( to me )...
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I think about this a lot. Is there a name for the type of joke you know is offensive but the joke is that you obviously don't agree with it
and it's more like " haha imagine if I actually thought that..".
Like the joke " If there are 3 billion women in the world - you'd think it would be tidy by now..."
It's not saying " women should obviously do all the cleaning " - but it's more like " imagine if I actually thought that..."
It's a hard one to explain! It's the type of joke you say with friends who know you don't actually think like that.
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Probably rich coming from me, but I think you're overthinking it. With the understanding that I get there is the implication of "stereotype" in there, there's nothing to "agree with", per se, because it's as much a reminder that the trope itself isn't real than it is a reliance on a stereotype. There isn't REALLY a Peter Parker/Spider-Man or Selina Kyle/Catwoman. The joke would be just as funny/relevant if you showed the man buying a box of tampons, and that's certainly not a stereotype, it's a fact of life.
The only offensive thing about it is that they used a picture of Ann Hathaway over Julie Newmar. Now THAT'S offensive.
(https://i.imgur.com/bMklors.png)
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There isn't REALLY a Peter Parker/Spider-Man or Selina Kyle/Catwoman.
Lies! Blasphemer!
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It's a hard one to explain! It's the type of joke you say with friends who know you don't actually think like that.
I think I know what you mean. I was talking with my buddy Doug recently about, of all things, facial hair. I'm Asian and have this ridiculous Fu Manchu mustache and goatee, and he was asking if it's a lot of work to take care of. It is. But if I knew somebody who could pull of such a look, I'd want to see them do it. I started going on about how I know not everyone could do it, so I do it on behalf of guys who can't. In fact, I would argue that if you're capable of such a thing, there's actually an "obligation" to do it. The world needs such things. I just started riffing, getting more and more absurd about it. I said that guys who can grow impressive facial hair must do so; anything less would be an offense to the male population. I thought it was obvious that I was way the hell out of line with such statements, obviously that's not how I really feel about it, and that was the "joke".
Except he didn't get it. "But what about free will?" and "Do you really feel like that?" and "Wow, I had no idea!" Oh Doug, you doofus.
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The only offensive thing about it is that they used a picture of Ann Hathaway over Julie Newmar. Now THAT'S offensive.
No...offensive would have been using Halle Berry. Ain't NOTHING offensive about Ann Hathaway in that outfit.
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The only offensive thing about it is that they used a picture of Ann Hathaway over Julie Newmar. Now THAT'S offensive.
No...offensive would have been using Halle Berry. Ain't NOTHING offensive about Ann Hathaway in that outfit.
Oooh, I'm just not a fan of Ann Hathaway. She was ok in Brokeback Mountain, but generally, nope. She's got a Julia Roberts vibe to her and that doesn't work for me.
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The only offensive thing about it is that they used a picture of Ann Hathaway over Julie Newmar. Now THAT'S offensive.
No...offensive would have been using Halle Berry. Ain't NOTHING offensive about Ann Hathaway in that outfit.
Oooh, I'm just not a fan of Ann Hathaway. She was ok in Brokeback Mountain, but generally, nope. She's got a Julia Roberts vibe to her and that doesn't work for me.
Well...I was looking at it from a more prurient perspective, but I didn't really like the two of the newer Batman movies that I saw, so Anne in that outfit is about the most memorable thing. While she was good in Les Miserables, I think she's best as a comedic actress.
And how dare you dis St. Julia?! :biggrin:
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I'm right there with you on Julie Newmar. I don't know anything about Ann Hathaway, but based on nothing but how she wears the catsuit, she seems to hold her own pretty well. Newmar was curvier, and prettier, but there's nothing wrong with AH.
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
Just watching Stads? :eyebrows:
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Oooh, I'm just not a fan of Ann Hathaway. She was ok in Brokeback Mountain, but generally, nope. She's got a Julia Roberts vibe to her and that doesn't work for me.
I can see it. I didn't mind her in Dark Knight Rises or Interstellar but something about Julia Roberts just comes across as insincere. . Like oh im so twee and ditzy. But you know
she's ultra high maintenance off screen.
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
I was more of a Ginger kid and got a little boy boner every time she curled up to the Professor. :lol
I have to say that everyone you listed, I was way too young to notice. Susan Dey is ugly AF. And Shirley Jones?? What, no Agent 99?
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
I was more of a Ginger kid and got a little boy boner every time she curled up to the Professor. :lol
I have to say that everyone you listed, I was way too young to notice. Susan Dey is ugly AF. And Shirley Jones?? What, no Agent 99?
I was kind of young then, too, when those shows first came out, but it seems that either I was just wired that way or those made an impression during what I called the "formative" years. When the hormones really did kick in, I was watching a lot of reruns (Channel 9 and 11 out of New York) rather than the first run stuff (Dallas, Three's Company, that version of M*A*S*H). The only show I really watched first run at that point was Dukes of Hazard.
I never really watched Get Smart. Now, Barbara Bain on Mission Impossible.......
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
I was more of a Ginger kid and got a little boy boner every time she curled up to the Professor. :lol
I have to say that everyone you listed, I was way too young to notice. Susan Dey is ugly AF. And Shirley Jones?? What, no Agent 99?
:lol :lol
Yeah...Shirley Jones struck me as an odd one to list. And Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 was HOT AF. I discovered a lot of those "before my time" shows when I was in my early teens, so I'm totally down with most of the names Stadler listed as being front and center during my "formative" years.
And I'm a fan of tall women and redheads, so Julia Roberts has been a celebrity crush for 30+ years. If she's high-maintenance, then I'd be very happy to "maintain" her.
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Lynda Carter was my first crush as a boy. Hell even seeing her in Sky High brought back memories.
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That looks like a path made by a vehicle in the snow rather than waves ( to me )...
Well, that's because it is. :p
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Bear in mind, too, that I spent my formative years watching Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, Yvonne Craig (and Shirley Jones and Susan Dey and Dawn Wells, and Jaclyn Smith among others) so that's what informed my young hormones, and largely what I find attractive to this day. I love that classic beauty, that winning smile, that curvy look, all day long.
I was more of a Ginger kid and got a little boy boner every time she curled up to the Professor. :lol
I have to say that everyone you listed, I was way too young to notice. Susan Dey is ugly AF. And Shirley Jones?? What, no Agent 99?
:lol :lol
Yeah...Shirley Jones struck me as an odd one to list. And Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 was HOT AF. I discovered a lot of those "before my time" shows when I was in my early teens, so I'm totally down with most of the names Stadler listed as being front and center during my "formative" years.
And I'm a fan of tall women and redheads, so Julia Roberts has been a celebrity crush for 30+ years. If she's high-maintenance, then I'd be very happy to "maintain" her.
I actually thought Shirley Jones was hot.
Barbara Feldon... didn't care for the short "Veronica" hair cut.
And I forgot the two of the three most beautiful women on TV then (along with Jaclyn Smith, who I already mentioned): Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery. Yes please!
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Barbara Feldon... didn't care for the short "Veronica" hair cut.
And I forgot the two of the three most beautiful women on TV then (along with Jaclyn Smith, who I already mentioned): Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery. Yes please!
Who's Veronica? But yeah...her long hair was better.
But still...
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I think there was a recent Charlie's Angels discussion, but I'd rank at least Kate Jackson and Shelley Hack ahead of Jaclyn Smith, and Barbara Feldon over Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery every day of the week. Same with Suzanne Pleshette from the original Bob Newhart show (before she permed her hair).
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I think Elizabeth Montgomery takes the prize there. Ye gods, what a gorgeous woman.
(https://i.redd.it/vvilmztmsiw51.jpg)
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I don't know El Barto.
(https://i.postimg.cc/7Y8Y4vxG/Lynda-Carter.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNykbRvT) (https://bettafishcaretaker.com/females-together)
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I think we're all winners, here. :)
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I think we're all winners, here. :)
:tup :tup
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You're all tripping.
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Not getting any argument from me.
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Not getting any argument from me.
Overrated.
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:lol
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That was a good one.
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That second one got a genuine LOL from me.
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There's no collective word for Nieces and Nephews.
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There's no collective word for Nieces and Nephews.
Not for lack of trying: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-were-watching-nibling
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Yes it's more of a slang term and not official. Sounds dumb too.
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Because fuck sharing.
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Because fuck sharing.
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Alec's eyes make or break that meme.
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:tup
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:'(
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:'(
Your response is better than the joke. :lol
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This was worth the read. https://thehardtimes.net/culture/police-department-wins-emmy-for-best-editing
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Better than all these remakes though.
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https://youtu.be/3uItJuJeuDg
I may be the only one that thinks this is funny, but oh well.
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https://youtu.be/3uItJuJeuDg
I may be the only one that thinks this is funny, but oh well.
Fucking hysterical.
No need for the passive/aggressive kotowboy style disclaimer, that shit is hella funny.
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I tried earlier, but "not available in your country"
:kotowboy:
Oh wait... wrong code.
:emo:
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https://youtu.be/3uItJuJeuDg
I may be the only one that thinks this is funny, but oh well.
For those, like me, who might be reluctant to click on a random YouTube link (source notwithstanding), this is a recent, Muppet Show themed SNL skit.
The cast of SNL for the past ten seasons or so has been on par with the best casts in show history. For me, the gold standard was the group that started in 1986/87. At that time, the show was reeling from a series of one-and-done players, many of whom went on to success elsewhere but who weren't super notable on SNL (Joan Cusack, Robert Downey Jr., etc.). In a two season span, you got A. Whitney Brown, Nora Dunn, Jon Lovitz, Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks, Victoria Jackson and Kevin Nealon, and all of those folks stuck around for a minimum of four seasons. And the follow up group with folks like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Cheri Oteri and Jimmy Fallon was almost as good. The current cast, including Kenan Thompson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Beck Bennett and Colin Jost (along with some recent departures like Bill Hader, Vanessa Bayer and Nasim Pedrad) is just exceptional.
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I tried earlier, but "not available in your country"
:kotowboy:
Oh wait... wrong code.
:emo:
It's an SNL skit spoofing the two old dudes on the muppet show who heckle all the time.
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That skit is GOLD. I remember watching that with my wife, who is a huge Jim Henson/Muppets fan, and she thought it was hysterical as well. :rollin
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I can't say I'm the biggest Keegan-Michael Key fan, but that episode he hosted was solid top to bottom.
The cast always sort of gets slagged, but I am a big fan. I can do without the overt political references (they're not poking good-natured fun) and the obligatory crowd screams that follow, but when they're not too preachy, they're funny. One thing about these recent seasons is that they're not really relying on repeat characters as much. That's a good thing. This is also one of the strongest (if not THE strongest) female casts they've ever had. Kate McKinnon is the "star", but Cecily Strong, Ego Nwodim, Chloe Fineman, Aidy Bryant, and Melissa Villaseñor are top quality.
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Somewhere in that 5+ minutes there was a pretty funny 2:30 minute skit. It's like late-2000s DT decided to try their hand at comedy.
If you want true S&W gold, check them out murdering Milton Berle.
https://youtu.be/PGfx3QAV64M
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https://youtu.be/3uItJuJeuDg
I may be the only one that thinks this is funny, but oh well.
I have no idea who Keegan-Michael Key is, but he was pretty good in this. And Keenan Thompson FTW!!
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Can’t say I agree the current cast of SNL is one of the best. They definitely miss more than they hit. They also like to go more for the cheap, crass joke over the smart, intelligent joke.
Their political skits the past couple of years were some of the worst. When the internet can make a better joke than the show, your writers are not doing a good job.
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Can’t say I agree the current cast of SNL is one of the best. They definitely miss more than they hit. They also like to go more for the cheap, crass joke over the smart, intelligent joke.
Their political skits the past couple of years were some of the worst. When the internet can make a better joke than the show, your writers are not doing a good job.
Well, that's kind of what I was referring to when I said "when they are not too preachy". The funny ideas that are developed hit more than they miss. When they have a message - "Trump is bad!", "Republican leadership is deplorable!" - it gets to be interminable. The ONLY politica funny that I see on that show now is the weekly picture of Mitch McConnell smiling and Colin Jost saying something along the lines of "Mitch McConnell - seen hear watching a bus of nuns and children driving into a ravine". Eveyrthing else (politically) is tired and predictable.
But the rest, I think, is pretty funny. Certainly the "song parodies" (the pretaped videos) are usually a hit.
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Can’t say I agree the current cast of SNL is one of the best. They definitely miss more than they hit. They also like to go more for the cheap, crass joke over the smart, intelligent joke.
Their political skits the past couple of years were some of the worst. When the internet can make a better joke than the show, your writers are not doing a good job.
You have to distinguish between the cast and the writers. Also, I think SNL has always been pretty hit or miss. Cheap and crass was the name of the game with the original cast that so many seem to revere (and which I think is massively overrated). But I agree that a lot of the recent political stuff has crossed the line between "funny stuff with a political flavor" and "political ranting that tries to be funny" (a la Samantha Bee and early '90s George Carlin).
Certainly the "song parodies" (the pretaped videos) are usually a hit.
It's eight years old now, but half of this group is still around, and I think the "Twin Bed" sketch might be the funniest thing that ever aired on SNL (if Jimmy Fallon's "rap" and the 7th grade photo breakdown don't have you in stitches, then I don't know what to say): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QG-rFf4po
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Can’t say I agree the current cast of SNL is one of the best. They definitely miss more than they hit. They also like to go more for the cheap, crass joke over the smart, intelligent joke.
Their political skits the past couple of years were some of the worst. When the internet can make a better joke than the show, your writers are not doing a good job.
You have to distinguish between the cast and the writers. Also, I think SNL has always been pretty hit or miss. Cheap and crass was the name of the game with the original cast that so many seem to revere (and which I think is massively overrated). But I agree that a lot of the recent political stuff has crossed the line between "funny stuff with a political flavor" and "political ranting that tries to be funny" (a la Samantha Bee and early '90s George Carlin).
Certainly the "song parodies" (the pretaped videos) are usually a hit.
It's eight years old now, but half of this group is still around, and I think the "Twin Bed" sketch might be the funniest thing that ever aired on SNL (if Jimmy Fallon's "rap" and the 7th grade photo breakdown don't have you in stitches, then I don't know what to say): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QG-rFf4po
I’m pretty sure most, if not all of the cast writes material for the show. I just see them go for the obvious joke to often these days.
It could be just me, but I like the casts that could create characters that you’d hope to see every episode. Church Lady, Wayne, The Cheerleaders, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Pat, The Roxbury Guys, etc. I’m not sure there are many if any reoccurring characters from the last few years that aren’t impressions.
And Stadler, the Colin Jost/Mitch McConnell lines are gold.
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HAHAHAHAHA
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I tried earlier, but "not available in your country"
:kotowboy:
Oh wait... wrong code.
:emo:
:emo: Hey i resemble that remark!!
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My absolute favorite Guy Fieri meme ever.
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I'm surprised people aren't wearing these already.
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OMG! The Ralph one!!! :rollin :rollin
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The one with the cats and the one underneath it. :lol :lol :lol
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I'm surprised people aren't wearing these already.
Idiot ex-gf was bagging on people for this. I wear a mask that loops around my head, not just the ears. I'm always wearing shades and/or readers. I've normally got a cap or a bandanna on my noggin. I've still got a wee bit of long hair, plus a big-ass beard. Taking the stupid thing on and off is annoying AF. If I'm driving from one store to the next, typically less than 5 minutes, I'm leaving the damn thing on.
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When I'm getting out of the car, I automatically reach for my mask to put on. Whether I'm going to work, the store, wherever, I'm going to need it on, so I always have one stashed in my shirt pocket. A couple of times after running to the store for something, I've gotten home and upon getting out of the car, I reach for my mask only to realize that it's already on. That, and I'm home now, so I don't actually need to put it on, but hey, I spend half my life on autopilot these days anyway. But what it does mean is that I've driven around a few times alone in the car with a mask on, simply because I didn't realize it was on. No biggie. If anything, maybe even a good thing. If people are so used to wearing masks that they wear them when they don't even have to, that's good.
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The ONLY places I've worn a mask for the last six months have been medical offices and when walking between the outside door of my workplace and into my office, and that's only because my employer mandated that we wear them unless we're in our offices with the door closed. I own one mask (although I have a couple of the disposable ones in my office and my car). As soon as I get to a place where I can take it off, it goes off.
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I've had two jabs. If I don't have to wear one then I don't.
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:lol :lol
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This reminds me of the slinky from Ace Venture 2 :lol
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:lol
Stealing
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That's actually not far off. I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well. I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.
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That's actually not far off. I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well. I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.
My HS Spanish teacher was fucking gorgeous. I still have a crush on her.
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My high school typing teacher was a first-year teacher fresh out of college, the cute nerdy type, and on her syllabus instead of "Ms. ------" or "Mrs. ------", it said "Kathy ------". So she'll always be Kathy to me. She was such a sweetheart, and I like to imagine that her being so nice to me meant something more than it did, but she was nice to everybody. I was typing 60 words per minute back in the day. Thank you, Kathy.
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I knew about Norm McDonalds sitcom show, but never knew about this episode.
https://youtu.be/-b3S4gQ68SA
:rollin :rollin
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That's actually not far off. I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well. I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.
When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi. The teacher was relatively attractive. At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album. I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.
For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting. My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.
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We had a science teacher who all the boys had a thing for as she looked like Basic Instinct era Sharon Stone.
But yeah most of them looked like Penfold from the Danger Mouse Cartoons.
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That's actually not far off. I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well. I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.
When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi. The teacher was relatively attractive. At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album. I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.
For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting. My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.
It’s tough being a dad. :D ;D
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I went through the same thing with my kids. Some of the grade-school teachers were cute, but man, the junior high teachers were babes.
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Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”
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Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”
That'd be Tim...
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Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”
That'd be Tim...
Exactly.
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Is it really this hilarious eating a salad?
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I always love pics of people doing mundane things whilst finding them absolutely hysterical.
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That's actually not far off. I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well. I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.
When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi. The teacher was relatively attractive. At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album. I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.
For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting. My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.
It’s tough being a dad. :D ;D
That part's ok, but then there's the part when one particular friend comes over....
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Is it really this hilarious eating a salad?
:lol :lol
I think it's more of: "if I don't laugh I'll cry over how unsatisfying this bowl of rabbit food is!"
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Salad is food's food.
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I imagine it’s their response to “this is what vegetarians eat”
I’m one of the few vegetarians who just can’t get super into salad. I can tolerate it and on occasion enjoy it, but it’s never a go to.
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That's edible marijuana they are having...
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Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
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Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged :lol
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Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged :lol
I like McDonalds...Gotta Reply and say, I'm still waiting for them nuggets. :lol
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Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged :lol
I like McDonalds...Gotta Reply and say, I'm still waiting for them nuggets. :lol
The interaction between McD's and Reddit had me fucking rolling.
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Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged :lol
I like McDonalds...Gotta Reply and say, I'm still waiting for them nuggets. :lol
The interaction between McD's and Reddit had me fucking rolling.
I guess the Keebler elf magic isn't strong enough. :biggrin:
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I actually pass this on my commute. Really wish it was, that'd have been hilarious.
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:rollin
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That's not creepy at all :lol
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That's awesome!!
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I have to remember that one.
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this one's for you Hef...
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Jesus Christ.
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And yet, there is something to that analysis.
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The writing on TNG is exceptional. I do like Discovery a lot and I just think of it as a seperate show in the same universe as Trek but not connected to it in any way.
( I also don't give a s**t about canon. I think it's hilarious how worked up gatekeepers get about a hippy sci fi show from the 1960s made from cardboard...)
But the writing is ALL surface.
Everyone emotes a lot and it has weighty dialogue to appear like it is about something but it really isn't.
And I actually do enjoy it.
I'm looking forward to Strange New Worlds.
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Maybe we should just go back to stone roads and horse power. :biggrin:
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Cruisin' around in a chariot would be pretty sweet.
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Firstly, there are four urinals for the same reason there are 3 or 2. First up should start at an end.
Secondly, THERE. . . ARE. . . FOUR. . . URNIALS!!!
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Secondly, THERE. . . ARE. . . FOUR. . . URNIALS!!!
Beat me to it.
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I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.
(Not really related to anything, but when I saw Marillion for the first time in '92 at Toad's Place, I went downstairs to pee. I got stuck in the middle urinal - worst place to be - and while I was peeing Mark Kelly came up and used the urinal on one side, and Ian Mosley the one on the other. I honored ettiquette and did not say a word to either of them. :) :) :) )
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I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.
Only if you know who got there first.
Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least their they're better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.
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Eh, I generally like to conserve water, so I'll snuggle right up to the same urinal someone else is using. I find that making and holding eye contact (preferably without blinking) helps break the ice and defuse any potential awkwardness. As long as you minimize the splash by not crossing the streams, it's fine.
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I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.
Only if you know who got there first.
Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least their better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.
Stadler, that is an excellent breakdown.
Paul, the troughs were ridiculous. The old Boston Garden and Fenway had them. So primitive. Watching like 10 guys' piss flow by you. :lol
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Much easier when you're drunk Tim. Lol
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I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.
Only if you know who got there first.
Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least their better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.
Stadler, that is an excellent breakdown.
Paul, the troughs were ridiculous. The old Boston Garden and Fenway had them. So primitive. Watching like 10 guys' piss flow by you. :lol
Yale Bowl you literally pissed on the wall (metal sheet) and it flowed to a trench that went off god knows where (probably the parking lots).
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At least at The Garden, the trough was against the wall. At Fenway it was one big oval. WTF??
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That one's good :lol
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Wouldn't the modern Jesus be raising hell, screaming profanities, and punching out his waitress over their stupid rules infringing upon his freedom?
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And demand to speak to the manager.
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Wouldn't the modern Jesus be raising hell, screaming profanities, and punching out his waitress over their stupid rules infringing upon his freedom?
Wouldn't younger Jesus have done something kind of similar, though not necessarily about freedom?
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Isn't it more important what would Brian Boitano do?
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Isn't it more important what would Brian Boitano do?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Isn't it more important what would Brian Boitano do?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
I need to rewatch this now. Thanks for getting this stuck in my head :lol
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:lol :lol :lol
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And then tip like shit, leave no tip, or one of these stupid things...
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There's no pleasing some people.
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Wouldn't the modern Jesus be raising hell, screaming profanities, and punching out his waitress over their stupid rules infringing upon his freedom?
Are you sure? Are you sure the modern Jesus wouldn't be morally bullying and shaming us into false facades of love and tolerance all the while feeding the fires of divisiveness and partisanship? I see that going both ways. I'm waiting for Moses' Ten Green Commandments. :) :) :)
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Wouldn't the modern Jesus be raising hell, screaming profanities, and punching out his waitress over their stupid rules infringing upon his freedom?
Are you sure? Are you sure the modern Jesus wouldn't be morally bullying and shaming us into false facades of love and tolerance all the while feeding the fires of divisiveness and partisanship? I see that going both ways. I'm waiting for Moses' Ten Green Commandments. :) :) :)
Nah, Jesus led by example. Sadly, it didn't take. Besides, the woke crowd doesn't believe in Jesus. :lol
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And then tip like shit, leave no tip, or one of these stupid things...
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That's up there with " :) We don't have WIFI - talk to each other ! "
Fuck you. I'm buying your overpriced shit - least you could do is let me check my messages.
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Jesus today would show up, ask how it wouldn't be better if everyone just cared for each other no matter who and no matter what, and then get crucified, just like before.
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Crucified Cancelled on Twitter.
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Jesus today would show up, ask how it wouldn't be better if everyone just cared for each other no matter who and no matter what, and then get crucified, just like before.
He'd be called a socialist first, and then people would start flying flags that said "Pilate 2024 - NO MORE BULLSHIT!"
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" MAKE JESUS DEAD AGAIN " :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Jesus also wouldn't be chastising the anti-vax either. He'd be inviting them to drink wine at his table.
That's where he'd be crucified. While the chants of the crowd praise barrabus as a hero on Facebook.
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Jesus also wouldn't be chastising the anti-vax either. He'd be inviting them to drink wine at his table.
That's where he'd be crucified. While the chants of the crowd praise barrabus as a hero on Facebook.
Well, that's it, and that was the point of my post; it seems so easy to make fun of the Right in these cases but it takes two to tango. I feel no more welcome or loved by the left than I do the right.
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So whatever Jesus did, he'd have half the country crucifying him. Sounds about right.
And I'll crucify anyone who says otherwise!
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Did I accidentally click into the P/R section instead of the "funny stuff" thread? :|
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Did I accidentally click into the P/R section instead of the "funny stuff" thread? :|
No, you did not. It's just painfully unfunny :)
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS TERRIBLE SELF ESTEEM !!!!!
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So whatever Jesus did, he'd have half the country crucifying him. Sounds about right.
And I'll crucify anyone who says otherwise!
CRUCIFY!!!
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And it begins....lol
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I'm posting all the Mariah Carey Christmas memes to my nutty Christmas fanatic friends on Facebook. Lol
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Noddy Holder from Slade says every year he gets around £500,000 from " Merry Christmas Everyone "...
I'd love to be a one-hit-wonder if it was as successful as that.
Not saying Slade were - but y'know...
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Noddy Holder from Slade says every year he gets around £500,000 from " Merry Christmas Everyone "...
I'd love to be a one-hit-wonder if it was as successful as that.
Not saying Slade were - but y'know...
Someone else said ... it was Greg Lake (it occurred to me as I was typing). Father Christmas. It wasn't 500,000 pounds - that's a shit ton of money - but he said it was significant, and he made a joke about buying an island and inviting all his fans to visit him there.
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If you write a super popular xmas song you're set for life.
* It gets played every day every year in every supermarket. £30 for you for every single play. From every single store it's played in all day every day/
* You're on every Xmas Music Compilation CD that sells and every sale is £ for you
No wonder he's so minted. Just think about every single cafe, shop etc from Nov 1st onwards that plays that song and every single time it gets played ANYWHERE you get £30.
Radio too. And on TV etc. Insane.
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If you write a super popular xmas song you're set for life.
* It gets played every day every year in every supermarket. £30 for you for every single play. From every single store it's played in all day every day/
You have a strange conception of how much songwriters get for royalties. Thirty pounds (currently 40.50 USD) per play?! :lol :lol About 4/10ths of a cent would be more accurate.
By the way, I don't think I've ever heard the song in question before today (perhaps its ubiquitous in the UK).
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Mariah Carey makes about 2.7m each year from her Christmas song (sixty million over the first 22 years).
The other way to get rich quick by writing a song is to have it used on a hit TV show, and negotiate to maintain the rights (good luck on that one nowadays). A different Portnoy was set for life after writing Where Everybody Knows Your Name. Every time Cheers airs somewhere, anywhere, he gets a few cents.
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If you write a super popular xmas song you're set for life.
* It gets played every day every year in every supermarket. £30 for you for every single play. From every single store it's played in all day every day/
You have a strange conception of how much songwriters get for royalties. Thirty pounds (currently 40.50 USD) per play?! :lol :lol About 4/10ths of a cent would be more accurate.
By the way, I don't think I've ever heard the song in question before today (perhaps its ubiquitous in the UK).
Maybe on Spotify... Which everyone knows is comically pethetic - But I think actual radio / instore plays pay out a lot more.
When I was really into music as a teen I ALWAYS heard it was £30 for every radio play. Might be different now of course.
And that £30 is probably divided between you, the label, the manager, the producer etc etc etc.. Depends on your contract.
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If you write a super popular xmas song you're set for life.
* It gets played every day every year in every supermarket. £30 for you for every single play. From every single store it's played in all day every day/
You have a strange conception of how much songwriters get for royalties. Thirty pounds (currently 40.50 USD) per play?! :lol :lol About 4/10ths of a cent would be more accurate.
By the way, I don't think I've ever heard the song in question before today (perhaps its ubiquitous in the UK).
Maybe on Spotify... Which everyone knows is comically pethetic - But I think actual radio / instore plays pay out a lot more.
When I was really into music as a teen I ALWAYS heard it was £30 for every radio play. Might be different now of course.
And that £30 is probably divided between you, the label, the manager, the producer etc etc etc.. Depends on your contract.
I'll bet every asset I own that there hasn't been a single artist in the history of music that earned £30 PER PLAY on the radio.
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If you write a super popular xmas song you're set for life.
* It gets played every day every year in every supermarket. £30 for you for every single play. From every single store it's played in all day every day/
You have a strange conception of how much songwriters get for royalties. Thirty pounds (currently 40.50 USD) per play?! :lol :lol About 4/10ths of a cent would be more accurate.
By the way, I don't think I've ever heard the song in question before today (perhaps its ubiquitous in the UK).
Maybe on Spotify... Which everyone knows is comically pethetic - But I think actual radio / instore plays pay out a lot more.
When I was really into music as a teen I ALWAYS heard it was £30 for every radio play. Might be different now of course.
And that £30 is probably divided between you, the label, the manager, the producer etc etc etc.. Depends on your contract.
I'll bet every asset I own that there hasn't been a single artist in the history of music that earned £30 PER PLAY on the radio.
And that £30 is probably divided between you, the label, the manager, the producer etc etc etc.. Depends on your contract.
With the lions share obviously going to the label.
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Yup. And, unless I am mistaken, I'm pretty sure it is a myth that they get paid for every "in store" play either. Unless the store in question is using some sort of broadcast service or streaming service, there isn't a way for outsiders to track that. I'm pretty sure the whole "I get paid every time my song is played at the store" thing is just a joke/urban myth. Now, where that could be some truth to it is that there are probably some sort of licensing agreements where the store chains pay a certain amount to license songs for its "soundtracks" that it plays in their stores by which the artists do get paid for use of their songs. But that still isn't the same thing.
I'm guessing PG, who has more knowledge of this area in general, could probably shed more light (and could correct me if I am mistaken about any of the above).
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I know stores that play music HAVE to pay PRS. But obviously they're not telling PRS which songs they're playing.
Just found this after a quick search on the Googolplex
BBC Radio 1
PRS average payment per minute £14.91
PPL average payment per play £37.76
Yeah thats the biggest radio station in the UK - and best case scenario obviously but whatever....
But my point is that - just think how many times that one Slade song gets played ANYWHERE from Nov 1st to December 25. Even if its pennies. It soon adds up.
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I can't speak to how things work in the UK. However, I imagine it's at least similar to the U.S.
In the U.S., most publishing for popular music is administered through agencies like ASCAP and BMI. Those agencies grant blanket licenses to radio stations and stores and other places where music is publicly performed. The blanket license makes things much simpler. Otherwise someone at a grocery store would have to keep track of what songs get played at every store every day and then figure out how much to pay for each performance. It would be a record keeping nightmare. The licenses are issued based on the revenue of the licensee (on average, a bit less than 2% of revenue). The licensee still keeps logs of what is played, and ASCAP and BMI will do spot checks. However, at the end ot the day, the revenue from blanket licenses is distributed by how much airplay each song gets.
At the end of the day, the amount paid per play is in the 6-12 cent range. If you've got a song that gets played 10 million x per year and you're getting 10 cents per play, then you're getting $1 million per year. Reasonable. If that same songwriter is getting 30 GBP per play, he'd be earning 300 million GBP per year, which is obviously absurd.
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Since we're now well down the rabbit-hole of 'not funny', perhaps the BBC numbers are skewed as such, because they're a national station, and could ostensibly be considered (for instance) the equivalent of 200 regional radio stations? So, instead of paying $.10/play per station, it's not terribly unreasonable for it to be £30/play
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Maybe the £30 figure I always heard as a teen was literally just the BBC because they're so massive ( A Corporation no less ) that they can afford it.
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Anyway - back to the hehe.
All drummers : " Cymbals :) "
All non - drummers " Symbols ??? "
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Since we're now well down the rabbit-hole of 'not funny', perhaps the BBC numbers are skewed as such, because they're a national station, and could ostensibly be considered (for instance) the equivalent of 200 regional radio stations? So, instead of paying $.10/play per station, it's not terribly unreasonable for it to be £30/play
Interesting thought. So you're asking if a station like Z100 pays $30 per play across 100 of their stations, whereas 100 individually owned stations would each pay $0.30 per play?
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Since we're now well down the rabbit-hole of 'not funny', perhaps the BBC numbers are skewed as such, because they're a national station, and could ostensibly be considered (for instance) the equivalent of 200 regional radio stations? So, instead of paying $.10/play per station, it's not terribly unreasonable for it to be £30/play
Interesting thought. So you're asking if a station like Z100 pays $30 per play across 100 of their stations, whereas 100 individually owned stations would each pay $0.30 per play?
Something like that. I’d assume that the size of the market plays (or should play) a factor in royalty calculations. Like, a station playing in NYC would have higher royalties than a station in Boise.
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Defer to PG 100% here, but I always thought radio stations and live music venues paid a flat rate for royalties across the board, and it got divided up by the publishing houses based on their internal allocations. I KNOW a place like Toad's Place - a 750 seat club that DT played a LOT in the early days - pays a royalty like that. Else, every time some local band - who isn't doing that due diligence - takes the stage to "Who Let The Dogs Out" or breaks into "Smoke On The Water" at the end of their set would have to be chased down for royalties.
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Defer to PG 100% here, but I always thought radio stations and live music venues paid a flat rate for royalties across the board, and it got divided up by the publishing houses based on their internal allocations. I KNOW a place like Toad's Place - a 750 seat club that DT played a LOT in the early days - pays a royalty like that. Else, every time some local band - who isn't doing that due diligence - takes the stage to "Who Let The Dogs Out" or breaks into "Smoke On The Water" at the end of their set would have to be chased down for royalties.
Radio stations keep logs. Live venues don't, and there are internal mechanisms at BMI and ASCAP to deal with that. But you're right about the flat rate for the blanket license.
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Just doing a little Christmas shopping.... :laugh:
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Just doing a little Christmas shopping.... :laugh:
Adorpion? :lol
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A+ for the idea, C- for the execution. Wrong letter. :)
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That shirt is made for me.
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That shirt is made for me.
HAHA.
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Clamomille tea? That's what tea bagging is?
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Probably my favorite shirt idea in recent memory.
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Probably my favorite shirt idea in recent memory.
:tup
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Probably my favorite shirt idea in recent memory.
MORTAL TROGDOR!!!!
It's been a while since I even mentioned TROGDOR.... :rollin
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Oh wow I looked at that shirt for a good minute wondering what I was missing. I didn't even recognize it was Trogdor!
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Oh wow I looked at that shirt for a good minute wondering what I was missing. I didn't even recognize it was Trogdor!
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Oh wow I looked at that shirt for a good minute wondering what I was missing. I didn't even recognize it was Trogdor!
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Oh wow I looked at that shirt for a good minute wondering what I was missing. I didn't even recognize it was Trogdor!
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I doubt this will help, but this is the origin of Trogdor… https://youtu.be/TfrAf1a9Qhs
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So...someone combined a crappy dragon drawing from a YouTube video with a good dragon drawing....
Ok....
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More like…
Someone noticed that the dragon from an iconic silly video for its time and the dragon from the Mortal Kombat series’ logo looked somewhat similar and were in basically the same posture, so they decided to do a bit of a mashup.
Silly and stupid? Sure. But I thought it was clever, and it hearkened back to a time of internet fondness. That’s all. :)
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More like…
Someone noticed that the dragon from an iconic silly video for its time and the dragon from the Mortal Kombat series’ logo looked somewhat similar and were in basically the same posture, so they decided to do a bit of a mashup.
Silly and stupid? Sure. But I thought it was clever, and it hearkened back to a time of internet fondness. That’s all. :)
Maybe he should've employed some Chiaroscuro Shading... :biggrin:
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Oh wow I looked at that shirt for a good minute wondering what I was missing. I didn't even recognize it was Trogdor!
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu/200.gif)
Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodes that made for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters in the series.
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Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodeswould and they make for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters.
Not sure I understand a single word of this. :lol
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I think I had a stroke while writing that lol.
Here's the origin episode of Trogdor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ&ab_channel=homestarrunnerdotcom)
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Even if you didn't have the stroke faizoff, Tim wouldn't understand. Lol
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Even if you didn't have the stroke faizoff, Tim wouldn't understand. Lol
It's always a matter of time before Tim pops into a thread to say either "I don't get it" or "What is that?"
It's one of the unwritten rules of the DTF forum (aka Winger Theater Forum (or WTF)) :biggrin:
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I remember in the early 2000s, I was in a bit of a weird place in my life, I was between jobs for a couple months, living alone, with an internet connection and laptop for the first time. I didn't get out much, kept odd hours, and was on this new-fangled (to me, anyway) internet way too often. No idea how I stumbled upon Homestar Runner. I thought th ee majority of the site was dumb. But damn if I didn't refresh my screen early Monday mornings to get the new Strong Bad email!
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The only thing I liked in that sort of style was Burnt Face Man. But that got old really quickly as well.
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Probably my favorite shirt idea in recent memory.
MORTAL TROGDOR!!!!
It's been a while since I even mentioned TROGDOR.... :rollin
I haven't thought of TROGDOR in a long time, I want that shirt.
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Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodeswould and they make for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters.
Not sure I understand a single word of this. :lol
I've been on the interwebs since 1993, but I'm not really sure I understood either. YTMND? That it's a good drawing of a dragon combined with a crappy drawing of a dragon is good enough for me. :)
Even if you didn't have the stroke faizoff, Tim wouldn't understand. Lol
It's always a matter of time before Tim pops into a thread to say either "I don't get it" or "What is that?"
It's one of the unwritten rules of the DTF forum (aka Winger Theater Forum (or WTF)) :biggrin:
Thanks for taking the heat, Tim. :lol
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Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodeswould and they make for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters.
Not sure I understand a single word of this. :lol
I've been on the internwebs since 1993, but I'm not really sure I understood either. YTMND? That it's a good drawing of a dragon combined with a crappy drawing of a dragon is good enough for me. :)
Even if you didn't have the stroke faizoff, Tim wouldn't understand. Lol
It's always a matter of time before Tim pops into a thread to say either "I don't get it" or "What is that?"
It's one of the unwritten rules of the DTF forum (aka Winger Theater Forum (or WTF)) :biggrin:
Thanks for taking the heat, Tim. :lol
In defense of Tim, though, more and more I'm like "Yeah, I'm with TAC on this one."
And for this Troglodyte thing, I'm with TAC on this one. :) :)
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:rollin :rollin
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:lol :lol :lol
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Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodes that made for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters in the series.
Thanks for reminding me this exists:
https://yourmajesty.ytmnd.com/
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Back before youtube and memes and YTMND we had silly videos and series on the webs to keep us entertained. Strong Bad and several other characters were anticipated webisodes that made for a fun watch. Trogdor was one of the characters in the series.
Thanks for reminding me this exists:
https://yourmajesty.ytmnd.com/
LOLL I had no idea the site still exists!
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Wow, that judge is an asshole. That's the sort of spiteful sentence you give to the guy that's snaking your wife while you're at work. This was deliberately cruel, and I'm not sure that the guy really deserved it.
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In 1985, Ebony magazine predicted what Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000.
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Wow. They booted that one, huh?
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Wow. They booted that one, huh?
(https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/b4/b40b76a0cb4d9bc665725a81f32fc3aa.jpeg)
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Wow. They booted that one, huh?
(https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/b4/b40b76a0cb4d9bc665725a81f32fc3aa.jpeg)
Loved Bob Uecker (he's still alive; only past tense because he's retired). I miss guys like that. Serious about his game, but entertaining.
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To be fair he MAY have done without all the cosmetic surgery.
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Wow. They booted that one, huh?
(https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/b4/b40b76a0cb4d9bc665725a81f32fc3aa.jpeg)
Loved Bob Uecker (he's still alive; only past tense because he's retired). I miss guys like that. Serious about his game, but entertaining.
Bob is still calling Brewers games.
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^I get it^
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Trying this, I'll report back with results :lol
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^I get it^
Takes a second. :lol
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Well, this is false advertising.
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Well, this is false advertising.
:lol
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"Get a dog" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. :laugh:
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:lol
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EWWW!!! :lol
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Ouch! :lol
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Yeah, it was far too late for me, too.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
Eh, I've gotten a good laugh out of his stuff.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
Eh, I've gotten a good laugh out of his stuff.
Man.....I don't see how. But, I'll take your word for it.
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I find Trevor Noah to only be tolerable when he's not presenting The Daily Show. I like him when he's not doing that whole schtick.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
Eh, I've gotten a good laugh out of his stuff.
Man.....I don't see how. But, I'll take your word for it.
I mean, he'll never be close to Stewart, but he has his moments. I do appreciate his commentary as well, I do find him very well spoken.
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His stand up is very good. It's somewhat political but not as much as the TV show.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
Eh, I've gotten a good laugh out of his stuff.
I'll admit that I haven't watched a ton of his stuff because the times I have seen him I've found him incredibly boring....not even close to being humorous and his 'insights' or commentary to be rudimentary at best.
Man.....I don't see how. But, I'll take your word for it.
I mean, he'll never be close to Stewart, but he has his moments. I do appreciate his commentary as well, I do find him very well spoken.
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You know what you won't see posted in here. ANYTHING written, spoken or produced by Trevor Noah. I mean seriously, is there anything that guys says or does that even remotely comes close to being funny? Don't think too hard I have the answer for you....it's NO.....absolutely not.
I have no idea who he is. I googled him and still don't know (although he seemingly has a pretty hot girlfriend).
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Pre Covid, he was decently funny. Without an audience though, it all seemed pretty lame/forced/un-funny (for the most part).
The best thing about The Daily Show is Jordan Klepper's segments. Man that guys is sharp.
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'Jesus came inside me'
'Assholes live forever'
what the hell :lol
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:lol
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So maybe you must possess knowledge of a) ancient Egypt and 2) dice games in order to understand that? Cause I don't get it.
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So maybe you must possess knowledge of a) ancient Egypt and 2) dice games in order to understand that? Cause I don't get it.
Ancient Egyptian knowledge helps, but mostly knowledge of how DnD works. In other words, you have to be a massive nerd, like me. :)
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So maybe you must possess knowledge of a) ancient Egypt and 2) dice games in order to understand that? Cause I don't get it.
Ancient Egyptian knowledge helps, but mostly knowledge of how DnD works. In other words, you have to be a massive nerd, like me. :)
Yeah, definitely having an intimate familiarity with that helps.
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I just thoufght it was funny because it’s silly :millahhhh
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You know, I played a lot of D&D when I was in public school - had a ton of maps, manuals, and figurines that I’d painted. Would love it if I had the time to do that again. Maybe when I retire! That’d be a helluva hobby.
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I remember d&d being a big thing when I was growing up but none of my friends were in to it, so it was never anything I was interested in.
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I remember d&d being a big thing when I was growing up but none of my friends were in to it, so it was never anything I was interested in.
I played D&D when I was in elementary school, but then I moved to a new state and in middle school and high school there wasn't anyone that played D&D, but there were a lot that played MTG, so I got into that pretty heavily, in between playing for the Baseball and Basketball teams and joining the Chess club :P I was all over the place in High School. :lol
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D&D, MTG??
I did play in The Walrus' roulette once..
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I was big into it as a kid, then had another go as a young adult with some other culinary peeps. Those games were interesting, massive amounts of booze and weed, with a touch of chemical enhancements to make the game last hours and hours. Hoo boy was that shit interesting.
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Tim definitely didn't play D&D. He was a poser
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D&D, MTG??
I did play in The Walrus' roulette once..
(https://i.imgur.com/rfVDmwK.jpg)
Those were good times! :metal
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You know, I played a lot of D&D when I was in public school - had a ton of maps, manuals, and figurines that I’d painted. Would love it if I had the time to do that again. Maybe when I retire! That’d be a helluva hobby.
Same! Back in the day, I wrote an adventure based on Helloween's Keeper of the Seven Keys. I wish I still had it.
My daughter started playing with some friends when she was in 8th grade. She used my dice, and I bought her the Player's Handbook. But they stopped over the summer between 8th grade and high school and never went back.
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Awesome! Funny enough, I just watch the He-Man episode of Netflix's "The Toys that Made Us" a few days ago.
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:rollin That last one is great
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Haha, those are all pretty solid.
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Glenjamin... :lol :lol
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I'll see your Turkraken and raise you a baby meatloaf.
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That's so disturbing.
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I feel like the wah pedal should be on the far right.
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I feel like the wah pedal should be on the far right.
Seriously. Lol
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Not really funny per se, but it's funny to me that this is something we all do and have no idea why. Brown big cat really does sound wrong as hell. I put effort into arranging my adjectives right, and there's no real rule other than what sounds correct.
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Wow, really interesting. I didn't know that and yet, yeah, I seem to do that.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
I agree, but those are all adjectives from the same category (opinion). I use multiple adjectives all the time, but only one per variety. Often times you need a size and [omitted from the list] condition at the very least. Big steaming pile of horse shit, for example.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
Pornstars do this all the time to describe their nether regions to the viewer, and it's a complete turnoff.
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It seems to put specificity closest to the noun. You can have a big knife, but if the knife is a whittling knife, that's a more specific type of knife, so it's a big whittling knife. "Big" isn't more specific than the function of the object, so it's further away (earlier in the phrase). It can't be a whittling big knife because "big knife" isn't a type of knife; "whittling knife" is. From there, you could further specify that it's big or small or whatever.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
Pornstars do this all the time to describe their nether regions to the viewer, and it's a complete turnoff.
Along those lines, I hate when they refer to themselves or their parts as "that". As in "slap that ass" (or worse; I'm keeping it clean). To me, someone who is a chronic over-thinker, that smacks of disassociation. Once I'm thinking of the psychology going on, I'm sort of losing the plot.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
Pornstars do this all the time to describe their nether regions to the viewer, and it's a complete turnoff.
Along those lines, I hate when they refer to themselves or their parts as "that". As in "slap that ass" (or worse; I'm keeping it clean). To me, someone who is a chronic over-thinker, that smacks of disassociation. Once I'm thinking of the psychology going on, I'm sort of losing the plot.
Thankfully I don't have that problem. Kimochi! Iku! Iku! :lol
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Along those lines, I hate when they refer to themselves or their parts as "that". As in "slap that ass" (or worse; I'm keeping it clean). To me, someone who is a chronic over-thinker, that smacks of disassociation. Once I'm thinking of the psychology going on, I'm sort of losing the plot.
If that's what you're doing while watching pr0n, you've DEFINITELY lost the plot. :lol
Pornstars do this all the time to describe their nether regions to the viewer, and it's a complete turnoff.
For me, the only thing that's a turnoff during pr0n is my speakers. Problem solved :biggrin:
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See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing, wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
Kate Hudson's what?
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Along those lines, I hate when they refer to themselves or their parts as "that". As in "slap that ass" (or worse; I'm keeping it clean). To me, someone who is a chronic over-thinker, that smacks of disassociation. Once I'm thinking of the psychology going on, I'm sort of losing the plot.
If that's what you're doing while watching pr0n, you've DEFINITELY lost the plot. :lol
Plot...in porn? I'm confused.
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Anyone who tells you plot doesn't add to porn is tripping:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHo7JCj9wGY
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing , wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
What’s your take on this, then? And does it follow the appropriate “rules of adjective order”?
https://youtu.be/66nSZzBNkTU
;D
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing , wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
What’s your take on this, then? And does it follow the appropriate “rules of adjective order”?
https://youtu.be/66nSZzBNkTU
;D
Greatest rant in cinematic history.
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I've seen that list before. I don't know if I follow it, but I do know that, when ordering adjectives, some things just don't sound right. Also, stringing together two adjectives is pretty uncommon for me, and more than two would be extremely rare.
See, that's something that goes in my irritating file. Listen to actors; they often use THREE adjectives, and it drives me crazy. I'll try to find one, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard an interview with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kate Hudson's of the world talking about their "amazing, wonderful, creative" director or how the script was "amazing , wonderful and emotional", I could take a trip. It's like, more adjectives don't make that noun any more special. :)
What’s your take on this, then? And does it follow the appropriate “rules of adjective order”?
https://youtu.be/66nSZzBNkTU
;D
Greatest rant in cinematic history.
Definitely doesn't follow the rules, but damned if he doesn't make it work pretty well.
Best cinematic rant has to go to Eric Idol, though. Especially since it was live and they were all moderately baked from all of the smoke wafting over the stage.
https://youtu.be/vQODVsl5pFY?t=149
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Yeah, but you can only understand 8, maybe 9% of what he said!
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Another in the more interesting (at least vaguely) than funny category:
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Europeans are looking at the date confusedly right now.
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That date was here almost 10 months ago.
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That date was here almost 10 months ago.
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That date was here almost 10 months ago.
Wierdos. :) :) :)
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Monday dump.
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Too bad the last one wasn't commented with "Let that sink in"
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:lol
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I think I may start doing that. Let that sink in.
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Reminds me of one I read a while back. Whenever someone tells you something, respond with "So... it has come to this." It's almost always true, and adds a degree of gravitas to any situation.
"Man, it's getting cold out!"
"So... it has come to this."
"We're out of bread."
"So... it has come to this."
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Reminds me of one I read a while back. Whenever someone tells you something, respond with "So... it has come to this." It's almost always true, and adds a degree of gravitas to any situation.
"Man, it's getting cold out!"
"So... it has come to this."
"We're out of bread."
"So... it has come to this."
Is the same as adding "If you know what I mean" at the end of a sentence, changes the meaning immediately.
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Reminds me of one I read a while back. Whenever someone tells you something, respond with "So... it has come to this." It's almost always true, and adds a degree of gravitas to any situation.
"Man, it's getting cold out!"
"So... it has come to this."
"We're out of bread."
"So... it has come to this."
May God have mercy on us all! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvcS3RtOX8M)
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Let that sink in.
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"If you know what I mean" is fun, because it implies that there's more to it, when there really isn't. I use that one sometimes, too.
"We're out of bread, if you know what I mean."
So, we're not really out of bread, or we are but there's more to it than that, or...? Keeps 'em guessing. :lol
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For whatever reason, this mini-discourse brought to mind the George Carlin routine, "Have a Nice Day."
In particular, he suggests that, instead of responding to "how are you?" with "fine" or "great," one should say, "I'm relatively okay." Or "I'm moderately neato." Or, if you're in a particularly jaunty mood, "I'm not unwell, thank you." :lol
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I know people whose standard greeting is "How's it going?" or "How ya doin'?" My problem is that I tend to be very literal, and if you ask me a question, I will try to answer it. "To be honest, not great. This morning, I... Oh wait, you were really just saying 'Hi' weren't you?"
Sometimes they really are asking how you're doing, but usually that's just what they say instead of "Hi" or "Hello".
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Oh I'm so gonna use some of these :lol
In this economy?
But at what cost?
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I know people whose standard greeting is "How's it going?" or "How ya doin'?" My problem is that I tend to be very literal, and if you ask me a question, I will try to answer it. "To be honest, not great. This morning, I... Oh wait, you were really just saying 'Hi' weren't you?"
Sometimes they really are asking how you're doing, but usually that's just what they say instead of "Hi" or "Hello".
You would not do well in the UK.
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Damned good thing I don't live there.
One that's always kinda bugged me is "How do you do?"
How do I do what?
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Existing, presumably!
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I know people whose standard greeting is "How's it going?" or "How ya doin'?" My problem is that I tend to be very literal, and if you ask me a question, I will try to answer it. "To be honest, not great. This morning, I... Oh wait, you were really just saying 'Hi' weren't you?"
Sometimes they really are asking how you're doing, but usually that's just what they say instead of "Hi" or "Hello".
I'm the opposite. I rarely, if ever, actually want to tell someone how I'm doing -- even if that's the actual intent of the question.
I suppose I could try the Sheldon Cooper approach: "Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period."
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but I friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Had to look him and do some math haha. I am currently 29 years (I think) from being Marley's age in the movie, and 27 years from being Kevin's age. Close though!
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
It's been years since I've seen it, so iirc, Marley is the old neighbour? If so, then yeah.
Also, mrs.jingle and I watched the Facts of Life/Different Strokes "Live from a Studio Audience" shows last night. DS debuted in 1978 - 43 fucking years ago!
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
Also, mrs.jingle and I watched the Facts of Life/Different Strokes "Live from a Studio Audience" shows last night. DS debuted in 1978 - 43 fucking years ago!
I saw that was coming and set my DVR to record it (and then promptly forgot about, which I suppose is the point of setting the DVR). When it was about halfway through, I noticed it in the queue, so I started watching. I made it through Facts of Life. Holy hell! It was just bizarre having adults play the roles of the students. Lisa Whelchel looked virtually identical to her early '80s self. Also, having Jennifer Aniston play Blair drive home the fact that Blair was Rachel from Friends before Rachel was Rachel. I then started the Diff'rent Strokes portion. Kevin Hart and Damon Wayans as Arnold and Willis was bizarre enough, but then to have Snoop Dog as Willis's friend?! It felt like a drug-induced fever dream! That 'fro on Snoop! :lol :lol :lol
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
Oh yeah? Here's one. Humans are separated by less time from the T-Rex than the T-Rex is from the Stegosaurus.
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Well, possibly. But all on the same day, so the difference is pretty negligible.
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Wait..people actually watched the Different Strokes/Facts Of Life thingy?
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Wait..people actually watched the Different Strokes/Facts Of Life thingy?
How did you even know about it?!?!?
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Wait..people actually watched the Different Strokes/Facts Of Life thingy?
How did you even know about it?!?!?
Well, in was in a post a few above me, and ...I heard it being talked about on sports radio the other day.
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Wait..people actually watched the Different Strokes/Facts Of Life thingy?
I highly encourage it. Especially for folks our age, it was entertaining as hell (albeit not for the reasons the producers likely intended).
Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
But at what cost?!
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
But at what cost?!
In this economy?
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
But at what cost?!
In this economy?
In Houston they say that?
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
But at what cost?!
In this economy?
In Houston they say that?
It‘s just what they would‘ve said.
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Not sure this qualifies as "funny" as much as "depressing," but a friend of mine just posted this on Facebook, and I want to hunt him down and smack him for it because (1) it's true, and (2) I really didn't need to have this realization:
"I just learned that--in Home Alone terms--I'm closer in age to Marley than I am to Kevin. If you're reading this, you probably are too."
Try this one on for size: More time has passed since Metallica released Kill 'Em All than passed between the end of WWII and the release of KEA. Let that sink in!
So it has come to this...
There is no escape from destiny....
As the prophecy foretold
But at what cost?!
In this economy?
In Houston they say that?
:splodetard:
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:lol
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So.. it has come to this.
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Ok NSFW....
So after Ben Shapiro's wife took a shot at slut shaming Madonna by comparing her to Nancy Reagan at the same age, it comes out that Nancy in her Hollywood days was rumored to be a felatio goddess according to some autobiography. Twitter fucking ran with it and it's pure gold...
I just spent my break pissing myself laughing.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=962203661345656&id=100026680940000 (https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=962203661345656&id=100026680940000)
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Holy shit. Lol
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LMFAO!!!
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Nancy Davis being the blowjob queen was common knowledge in Hollywood. She was a part of the studio system, and she fit in well. The contemporary opinions were that she was good at it and she enjoyed it. Made her a natural to cater to studio bigwigs and out of town VIPs. More power to her.
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Nancy Davis being the blowjob queen was common knowledge in Hollywood. She was a part of the studio system, and she fit in well. The contemporary opinions were that she was good at it and she enjoyed it. Made her a natural to cater to studio bigwigs and out of town VIPs. More power to her.
Let that sink in.
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Nancy Davis being the blowjob queen was common knowledge in Hollywood. She was a part of the studio system, and she fit in well. The contemporary opinions were that she was good at it and she enjoyed it. Made her a natural to cater to studio bigwigs and out of town VIPs. More power to her.
Let that sink in.
Apparently she did.
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In this economy?
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Not a pic or video though I wish it existed.
I was just watching CBC Ottawa news and they were leading into a story about Les Emerson passing away. He was an Ottawa native. So. While talking about the upcoming story and how influential Les was with his classic song “Signs” they ran a video of him singing his famous song. My wife is like “boy Les sure does look an awful lot like Tesla”
What a screw up (it was absolutely Tesla!)
Classic Ottawa news.
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How the heck do you mix up these two?!
(https://beta.ctvnews.ca/content/dam/ctvnews/images/2021/12/13/1_5704336.jpg) (https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTgwOTkyMzYzODEwNzkyNTM2/gettyimages-666932578.jpg)
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It's an easy mistake. They're both white dudes with mustaches.
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But one's Croatian and the other's a hoser?
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I hate sequels.
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2021: 2020 won :-\
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I hate sequels.
2020 = 2020
2021 = 2020 won, continuation of the saga.
2022 = 2020 II, humanity tries to get revenge, but 2020 has something else in mind.
Ninja'd by Zydar by 13 seconds :lol
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As a Lithuanian this gave me a good laugh
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So Andy Cohen was drunk during the CNN NYE, and he went off about the now former NYC mayor
https://mobile.twitter.com/WesReynolds1/status/1477145110999547907
Lovely!
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Him going off on the “fake Journey” was even better.
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Andy Cohen was just hilarious last night. I watched some snippets after laughing at those two above drunken moments of his.
One was after taking shots for Betty White and then they started chatting more and showed footage of Anthony Cooper jet-skiing and Andy says, "Look how white he is. Have you ever seen a whiter person?" I just laughed and said, damn, If there is a time to watch CNN it would've been last night just for Andy letting it all out there, especially when he gets wasted. You could see how he was just letting loose and feeling "good" :lol
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Andy and Anderson have the best new years special IMO. They just get hammered on live TV and talk shit.
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Andy and Anderson have the best new years special IMO. They just get hammered on live TV and talk shit.
Anderson's squeal-laugh was outstanding!
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Honestly, didn't watch even five seconds of any New Year's show. My wife and I were binging on "Yellowstone"; at about 12:05 or so I went to get a glass of water and realized it was 2022; I leaned over, kissed her, said "Happy New Years!" and went back to the Dutton Ranch.
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Honestly, didn't watch even five seconds of any New Year's show. My wife and I were binging on "Yellowstone"; at about 12:05 or so I went to get a glass of water and realized it was 2022; I leaned over, kissed her, said "Happy New Years!" and went back to the Dutton Ranch.
I was keeping an eye on the clock as I binged Cobra kai...at midnight I went outside and watched my knucklehead neighbors fire off illegal fireworks for a few minutes, then went back inside. (they fire off full mortars in a suburb...half of me just wanted to make sure they didn't light the house on fire)
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Honestly, didn't watch even five seconds of any New Year's show. My wife and I were binging on "Yellowstone"; at about 12:05 or so I went to get a glass of water and realized it was 2022; I leaned over, kissed her, said "Happy New Years!" and went back to the Dutton Ranch.
I have, to the best of my recollection, never watched any NYE show. The arbitrary changing of calendars has always perplexed me as a cause for celebration (although, I believe it was the first NYE after I turned 21 that I stayed at a friend's house and got shit-faced drunk and went outside at midnight and blared Anthrax's A.I.R. on my car stereo).
People were shooting off artillery around 9pm and scaring the crap out of our dog. I was in bed by 11:30 but I unfortunately was not yet asleep when midnight and a new round of mortar fire started.
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I have never watched any of those NYE shows either. When I was in my 20s, I loved going out on NYE. I hated that the cover charges were jacked up that night, but our favorite club was within spitting distance of the Space Needle, so at 11:58 we could go outside, watch the firework show, then head back in for more boozing. In my 40s it is a chore to stay up till midnight, which my kid now insists we all do.
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My girlfriend and I watched, I think, the last minute or two of the NYE thing just so we knew when the ball dropped. Then we kissed, realized we were old, and went to bed.
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One benefit of being on the West Coast is that we can watch the Times Square ball drop at 9:00p, pretend it is the new year, and call it a night.
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One benefit of being on the West Coast is that we can watch the Times Square ball drop at 9:00p, pretend it is the new year, and call it a night.
Oh wow! I would do that!
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You all sound like a bunch of fogeys ;D
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I don't like the NYE shows either as a whole. But we usually tune in a few minutes before midnight to watch the ball drop and count down together. Then we turn it off, usually start of the new year with a prayer, and then turn back to whatever festivities we were previously engaged in.
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I wake my wife up 10 minutes before midnight. We have a toast, and then we're both asleep by 12:10. :lol
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You all sound like a bunch of fogeys ;D
Hello? Yes? Can I help you?
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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I think Stadler was spotted on the highway.
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I used to watch the NYE shows to see Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's public displays. What a pair.
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That's...actually pretty sound advice. :lol (although I have no idea why you would bring those things to church)
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I think Stadler was spotted on the highway.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/nnIm8T2FcIwtoVgpY4RCn8JMjd6H_gyVckA7w1EXGHE.jpg?width=960&auto=webp&s=e98590ec2ea30c562b3e3b7aa61eb77b1b9a1c26)
I would buy that car sight unseen for cash money. Holy shit. If that's a woman driving, I'm leaving my wife.
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I used to watch the NYE shows to see Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's public displays. What a pair.
I watch her on The Masked Singer, and for all her lunacy and what not, she still is a very attractive woman, though the lip fillers are starting to catch up with her.
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That's...actually pretty sound advice. :lol (although I have no idea why you would bring those things to church)
Y'all don't have potlucks in Cali?
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I wake my wife up 10 minutes before midnight. We have a toast, and then we're both asleep by 12:10. :lol
If I woke my wife up at 11:50, I probably wouldn't live past 12:10.
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That's...actually pretty sound advice. :lol (although I have no idea why you would bring those things to church)
Obviously not a Baptist.
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That's...actually pretty sound advice. :lol (although I have no idea why you would bring those things to church)
Pot luck.
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Jeez, bosky. After-church potluck lunches are the stuff of legend. Hell, they are the only reason church happens at all in some places.
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I used to watch the NYE shows to see Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's public displays. What a pair.
I watch her on The Masked Singer, and for all her lunacy and what not, she still is a very attractive woman, though the lip fillers are starting to catch up with her.
ya....not as bad Famke Jansen...my god woman. What did you do to your face!!?!? or Torri Spelling. UGH...
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I used to watch the NYE shows to see Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's public displays. What a pair.
I watch her on The Masked Singer, and for all her lunacy and what not, she still is a very attractive woman, though the lip fillers are starting to catch up with her.
ya....not as bad Famke Jansen...my god woman. What did you do to your face!!?!?
Seriously, she now looks 20 years older with a bad face lift. Why can't people just age gracefully. She was still a beautiful woman. And I strongly emphasize *was*, because now she is scary looking. She's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.... :|
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:rollin :rollin
... then she tells you to choose, and proceeds to complain that isn't what she wanted to eat.
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Been there, done that. Many times.
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I'm triggered. :lol
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:rollin :rollin
... then she tells you to choose, and proceeds to complain that isn't what she wanted to eat.
I put an end to this madness a few years back. I told my wife I'm going to give her three choices, and she gives me three, if we can't agree I'll get what I want and she is on her own. The prospect of her having to get her own lunch/dinner is so horrifying that now she always comes up with something :lol
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The concept of dining together as a social/family thing seems to have evolved. When I was growing up, we all sat down to dinner together; mom, dad, and the kids. And we all ate the same thing: whatever mom had made for dinner.
Now, if we all happen to eat together, it just means we're eating at the same time. Mrs. Orbert may have prepared something for all, but just as often I have some leftovers from something, Son of Orbert doesn't like what mom made so he's ordered something (it will be here soon), and Daughter isn't really hungry since they ate something while she was at her friend's house an hour ago, but she'll sit down with us.
When we go out, everyone orders whatever they want, but at least we're all together at the same place. For a while, when the kids were younger and schedules were crazy, we'd just go to the food court at the mall. Everyone can grab whatever they want from any of 20+ places, but at least we all sit and eat together.
I'm not sure what my point was anymore, but I think it had to do with it just being myself and Mrs. O these days, but somehow it seems important that we at least get food from the same place. Like Mrs. ReaperKK, the idea of her getting food from somewhere else is wrong. I feel like eating xxxx, but if she's not into that, I'm fine with something else. She can pick something else. But she can't decide and it's been 20 minutes now, and I'm hungry. JUST FUCKING PICK SOMETHING!!
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:rollin :rollin
... then she tells you to choose, and proceeds to complain that isn't what she wanted to eat.
Nice to hear I'm not the only one.
The concept of dining together as a social/family thing seems to have evolved. When I was growing up, we all sat down to dinner together; mom, dad, and the kids. And we all ate the same thing: whatever mom had made for dinner.
Now, if we all happen to eat together, it just means we're eating at the same time. Mrs. Orbert may have prepared something for all, but just as often I have some leftovers from something, Son of Orbert doesn't like what mom made so he's ordered something (it will be here soon), and Daughter isn't really hungry since they ate something while she was at her friend's house an hour ago, but she'll sit down with us.
Sounds like my house, except that, when I was growing up, things were very different. My father died when I was 7, and I have only fuzzy recollections of a few things before that. After he died, it was just my mother and I for a few years until my older brother moved back in. I was a hugely finicky eater, and my mom would make something special for me, and I'd eat it in front of the TV while she made whatever she was going to eat. My brother was on his own, and the only times we sat down together as a family were birthdays and holidays.
With my own family, we started out with everyone eating together, but that hasn't been the case for the last 5-6 years (my kids are now 19 and just turned 18). Before we had kids, I used to make the "McDonald's-Wendy's run" because we lived near a location where both were almost next door to each other. I've never been a fan of McD's, and she wasn't ever a big fan of Wendy's. That has evolved into the use of the word "fend" a lot in the house (as in, "you guys get what you want, and I'll fend [for myself]"). My daughter is now a vegetarian, so she's almost always on the outside looking in, and the son has taken to ordering pizza after everyone else is asleep. Fun stuff!
The other thing is that my wife and son (although I finally got my wife out of the habit for the most part) are/were in the habit of coming to me and declaring, "I'm hungry, but I don't know what I want" (which was essentially a demand that I figure out what they want to eat). UGH!
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I love my wife, but - and I've told her this to her face, so I'm not talking out of school - she's a zero at that situational decision-making. I once asked her for the recipe to "I don't care", since she requested that so much I figured I should know how to make it! :) :)
I do most/all the cooking, so I accommodate where I can. My stepson and daughter are both very picky (for different reasons) so I will sometimes have to make three different meals, but overall it's usually good.
The only rule: if we're all home we all sit and eat at the same time. If you can't spare 30 minutes for your fam, then there's a bigger problem.
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Mundane but true story: I was grabbing dinner somewhere between work and rehearsal, and at a nearby table, a lady and her daughter were eating, and the lady was telling the little girl that when she was little, they would all sit down and have dinner together, just like on that TV show that were watching last night. The little girl couldn't believe it. You all ate the same thing? What if someone didn't like it? And so on.
In my house, you had two choices: eat what mom made for dinner, or go hungry. Not liking what mom made was irrelevant. This is the food. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it, but you aren't getting anything else.
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In my house, you had two choices: eat what mom made for dinner, or go hungry. Not liking what mom made was irrelevant. This is the food. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it, but you aren't getting anything else.
That was my house.
Mom: "We're having pork chops."
Me: "I want something different!"
Dad: "HAHA, that's funny. Eat your dinner."
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In my house, you had two choices: eat what mom made for dinner, or go hungry. Not liking what mom made was irrelevant. This is the food. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it, but you aren't getting anything else.
That was my house.
Mom: "We're having pork chops."
Me: "I want something different!"
Dad: "HAHA, that's funny. Eat your dinner."
That's still my house. Almost every day I say something along the lines of "you don't have to eat it, but this is what's for dinner. There's nothing else until breakfast." And you know what? They always eat it.
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I just remembered something from the early years. Mom made something that I just couldn't eat. I mean I'd take a mouthful, or even just a little bit, and gag. I could not swallow it. It was horrible. I recall now that the original rule was that you had to eat your dinner; you don't leave the table until it's gone. I couldn't do it. I tried. I actually wanted to eat it, just so I could get up and leave, but I couldn't do it. Everyone else finished up, headed out to the living room to watch TV, whatever, but I sat there at the table for hours trying to eat my dinner, and failing because my mouth just wouldn't allow it. Finally, at like 10:00, my mom came back in and took it away. It was time to go to bed (school night).
I think that's when the rule changed from "you must eat what mom made" to "you either eat it or go hungry".
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In my house, you had two choices: eat what mom made for dinner, or go hungry. Not liking what mom made was irrelevant. This is the food. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it, but you aren't getting anything else.
That was my house.
Mom: "We're having pork chops."
Me: "I want something different!"
Dad: "HAHA, that's funny. Eat your dinner."
That's still my house. Almost every day I say something along the lines of "you don't have to eat it, but this is what's for dinner. There's nothing else until breakfast." And you know what? They always eat it.
There is a great line in Yellowstone about that. Mo Brings Plenty's wife gives their son a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the kid won't eat it. Mo asks, and the wife says he doesn't like them. Mo says "Boy's not hungry enough." Word.
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Mo Brings Plenty's wife gives their son a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
I'm honestly not sure what this is a reference to, but this is one of the stranger sentence fragments I've read in a while. :lol
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Mo Brings Plenty's wife gives their son a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
I'm honestly not sure what this is a reference to, but this is one of the stranger sentence fragments I've read in a while. :lol
In the TV show Yellowstone (EXCELLENT, by the way) the subject ranch - the Yellowstone Dutton Ranch - is adjacent to an Indian reservation. One of the characters is named "Mo Brings Plenty"(interestingly, his name in real life and in the show) and there was a scene in Mo's kitchen, where the exchange took place.
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I've seen the scenes to Yellowstone. It actually looks interesting.
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I've seen the scenes to Yellowstone. It actually looks interesting.
My wife watches it and I have caught bits and pieces. The most memorable was about 10-15 minutes of colossal assholes being dicks to other colossal assholes.
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I've seen the scenes to Yellowstone. It actually looks interesting.
My wife watches it and I have caught bits and pieces. The most memorable was about 10-15 minutes of colossal assholes being dicks to other colossal assholes.
I just finished Season 4 last night (there are four seasons so far, and season five is supposed to start filming in May), and while that is not entirely inaccurate, it's not accurate either. It's an incredibly well-written, well-acted (Kelly Reilly and Cole Hauser are just GOLD) series that explores a fair amount of issues facing us (as Americans) every day, without ANY preaching or grandstanding. It's about honor, even if that is sometimes honor amongst thieves. It's about personal choice versus adapting to one's environment. It's about family and what it means to BE family... I've cried twice watching it; it can be brutal at times (Beth, played by Kelly Reilly, is not for the faint-hearted) but it's very clear in the context that LIFE is brutal at times, and this show shows - without judgment - how these particular people navigate that minefield.
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That's pretty much Alan Rickman in (clockwise), Duran Duran, Human League, Depeche Mode, and Nine Inch Nails (not 80s New Wave, but still).
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I've seen the scenes to Yellowstone. It actually looks interesting.
My wife watches it and I have caught bits and pieces. The most memorable was about 10-15 minutes of colossal assholes being dicks to other colossal assholes.
I just finished Season 4 last night (there are four seasons so far, and season five is supposed to start filming in May), and while that is not entirely inaccurate, it's not accurate either.
It WAS accurate of the bit I saw (although I can't necessarily say with certainty that the characters I saw were always assholes). The rest of your description sounds very unappealing.
That's pretty much Alan Rickman in (clockwise), Duran Duran, Human League, Depeche Mode, and Nine Inch Nails (not 80s New Wave, but still).
I was thinking the top right was Duran Duran (very much a Simon LeBon). Top left is more Thompson Twins. Bottom left Depeche Mode or Ministry (not that I'm particularly familiar with either band). Not sure about the Hans Gruber pic.
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It's an incredibly well-written, well-acted (Kelly Reilly and Cole Hauser are just GOLD) series that explores a fair amount of issues facing us (as Americans) every day, without ANY preaching or grandstanding. It's about honor, even if that is sometimes honor amongst thieves. It's about personal choice versus adapting to one's environment. It's about family and what it means to BE family... I've cried twice watching it; it can be brutal at times (Beth, played by Kelly Reilly, is not for the faint-hearted) but it's very clear in the context that LIFE is brutal at times, and this show shows - without judgment - how these particular people navigate that minefield.
That's a pretty fucking good description of the show.
In my house, you had two choices: eat what mom made for dinner, or go hungry. Not liking what mom made was irrelevant. This is the food. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it, but you aren't getting anything else.
That was definitely the scenario when I was growing up.
Our eldest now lives with her fiance, but with my wife and youngest, we always eat dinner together, and almost always the same thing. If my wife cooks, she cooks one meal, and that's what we all eat. Or we will order dinner from one restaurant.
My wife is the most finnicky eater of any of us, so if she cooks it, we all like it (or we damn well shut up about it and eat it).
My wife will occasionally declare it to be a "whatever" night, meaning we all fend for ourselves from whatever is on hand in pantry, fridge, or freezer, i.e. she is not cooking.
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That's basically how I have always felt it should be. But that isn't how it often plays out in our house, for two reasons:
(1) My wife at some point fairly early on took to making different things to appease what she knows are likes/dislikes of the kids. It kinda drives me nuts, but it's a battle I don't need to fight.
(2) To varying degrees, the kids all know how to cook and are decent at it, so they can (and sometimes do) make whatever they want to eat if they don't like what is there.
Through the years, I have chosen to not dwell on the things about those scenarios that bother me, and to just enjoy the fact that we at least make the time to eat together almost every night.
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That's really the important thing, just the fact that you're having a meal together. I'm not sure why, but it seems like something that helps reinforce bonds and stuff like that. We all need to eat; might as well do it together. Shared experience and all that.
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Studies have shown that families that eat meals together generally eat healthier, and form stronger emotional bonds. Obesity is lower among families that eat together, as are incidences of high risk behavior in the children (https://www.fcconline.org/blog/the-importance-of-family-mealtime/).
The link I gave is but one, picked randomly. This is not speculation or wishful thinking.
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Loving the appreciation for eating as a family. Both my wife and I grew up doing so, and have striven to incorporate it in to our family. We struggled for a bit with my elder kid in getting her to eat what we made for dinner, but it has gotten a lot better. We are trying extra hard with our younger to avoid those same struggles as she gets older.
Getting back on track with the funnies...
The most memorable was about 10-15 minutes of colossal assholes being dicks to other colossal assholes.
Isn't this the basis for all reality tv shows?
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It's always been important to us, and we incorporated it when the kids were young so it would be second nature. I mean, we aren't completely inflexible about it. We bend the rule on that occasionally. If one of them has a final and needs more study time, and wants to get dinner on the run to study, for example, it's fine...provided it doesn't become a habit. But I can't begin to describe the value in just having that time together every day.
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Friday dump:
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Nice batch there.
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:lol
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The most memorable was about 10-15 minutes of colossal assholes being dicks to other colossal assholes.
Isn't this the basis for all reality tv shows?
I'm sure you're right, but I honestly wouldn't know. The only "reality TV" I watch is The Amazing Race, which, to me, is a competition, and I don't like when "reality TV" elements creep into the mix. My wife and I watched the Boston edition of The Real World back in the '90s. And I guess if you want to count cooking competition shows (e.g., Chopped), I watch those too on occasion. You'd have to pay me to get me to watch stuff like Big Brother or the Kardashian show.
Friday dump:
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I'm dying here! :lol :lol
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That last one...so fart games are very commonplace in professional kitchens..I worked in one place where the storeroom/lockerroom was in a basement, with a skinny stairwell heading down to it. Me and a few cooks were getting ready for the shift, and I felt the familiar rumblings...I had a few already that day, and they had that brutal bacon bleu cheese burger essence to them, just fucking lethal. So I headed up the staircase and gassed the whole fucking thing, then hid around the corner for the payoff. About 30 seconds later my fellow chefs headed up, and hit my inner torments...the screams of anguish were delicious.
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That last one...so fart games are very commonplace in professional kitchens..I worked in one place where the storeroom/lockerroom was in a basement, with a skinny stairwell heading down to it. Me and a few cooks were getting ready for the shift, and I felt the familiar rumblings...I had a few already that day, and they had that brutal bacon bleu cheese burger essence to them, just fucking lethal. So I headed up the staircase and gassed the whole fucking thing, then hid around the corner for the payoff. About 30 seconds later my fellow chefs headed up, and hit my inner torments...the screams of anguish were delicious.
:lol :lol
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:lol
Professional kitchens are true bastions of maturity.
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Just thinking about all the crops I've been part of a dusting with brings a giggle to my face - both as the duster, and the dustee.
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Imagine the depths of hell that come out of me.
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I worked in a kitchen once with a guy who let 'em rip all the time. The first time, I reacted negatively, but he said "It's okay, my farts don't smell." WTF? He was completely serious. There was no smell. We worked together a couple of years, hung out together after work and everything, and during that entire time, he might let one loose once in a while, but there was never any odor. Weird as hell.
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Thank you for this...I got an emo coworker who's pushing 30 and feeling her age, and the last day or two have been fucking glorious for dragging her about it.
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Thank you for this...I got an emo coworker who's pushing 30 and feeling her age, and the last day or two have been fucking glorious for dragging her about it.
I'm not anywhere near the emo culture, but I'm nearing 30 and I'm feeling my age. :lol Slipped on the way home two days ago and fell, and now my back hurts, my right elbow hurts and the back of my head also hurts as I bumped it on the ice. I would've shrugged off that fall 10 years ago.
I get it, it gets worse as years go by. However you don't get to gatekeep this shit. It also gets worse at 30 compared to 20. :lol
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Thank you for this...I got an emo coworker who's pushing 30 and feeling her age, and the last day or two have been fucking glorious for dragging her about it.
I'm not anywhere near the emo culture, but I'm nearing 30 and I'm feeling my age. :lol Slipped on the way home two days ago and fell, and now my back hurts, my right elbow hurts and the back of my head also hurts as I bumped it on the ice. I would've shrugged off that fall 10 years ago.
I get it, it gets worse as years go by. However you don't get to gatekeep this shit. It also gets worse at 30 compared to 20. :lol
Absolutely correct.
I was nearly 30 when I first started occasionally waking up with my back and/or neck tweaked, and I probably haven't been 100% free from back/neck pain since I was in law school ('98-'01). For me, it's not so much that things have gotten worse as is that they haven't gotten better and things that wouldn't have been an issue 20-25 years ago now cause issues. For example, my daughter was in marching band, and they have a lot of equipment that needs to be lugged around. Last October, we were late arriving at a competition because of bad traffic, so a couple of us were starting to unload the trucks before kids arrived in their buses. There's one BIG case on wheels that has a lot of the sound equipment in it. The wheels just barely fit on the truck ramp, and the damn thing probably weighs 400 pounds. We got the front set of wheels onto the ramp when it started rolling, and I didn't have time to guide the back wheels onto the ramp. As a result, the back started tipping over, and there was nothing for me to grab onto to stop it. At some point, I had to make the decision to let it go and jump off the back of the truck or try and save it but probably get pulled flat on my face on asphalt. I went with the former and landed awkwardly on my heel (fortunately, none of the gear was damaged). It was a good 6 weeks before I would walk pain free, and favoring the one foot made other things flare up. If that had happened when I was 25, it would have been no bid deal.
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I remember when I turned 40, it was like someone flicked a switch in that my body just didn't recover from usual aches/pains/soreness the way it used to, AND I'd get hurt/injured from things that I wouldn't have in my pre-40s. Having just turned 50, my body said "hold my beer'. I dunno if it's because of the current workout program I'm on is rather intense, but my shoulders have been in a constant state of soreness for the last 3 weeks. Been stretching and rolling them out constantly just to try and prevent it from transitioning to outright pain.
Youth is wasted on the young.
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I was never a big workout guy to begin with, but I stayed in decent shape for most of my life. I hit 50 and all bets were off. There are days I feel 80. Cold never bothered me; now, it gets too cold and my ankle and shoulders hurt. I fell off a ladder in like September, and hurt my ankle to the point I got x-rays (that's not me; I'm the "Fuck it, it'll heal" guy) and it STILL hurts me. I slipped and fell on ice a couple weeks ago, and banged my elbow to the point it bled for most of the day. Even a slight touch and it's in pain. This is the guy that played three hockey games with a broken foot. I've cut two casts off my arm because they were annoying. WTF? I've gone soft.
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I've never been into workout and fitness at all, until two years ago when I started running a bit and lifting some weights. Now I guess I'm in the best shape of my life, and I just turned 40. No aching limbs or anything.
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I've never been into workout and fitness at all, until two years ago when I started running a bit and lifting some weights. Now I guess I'm in the best shape of my life, and I just turned 40. No aching limbs or anything.
Wait for it ...
I too am in the best shape of my life, and dearly wish I'd gotten there much earlier, as there are some 'costs' to it now (general ongoing soreness) that probably wouldn't have been 1/2 as bad if I'd done this 15-20 years ago.
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Wait - is this the old fogies thread? :lol
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Wait - is this the old fogies thread? :lol
Every thread is an old fogies thread.
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Cold never bothered me; now, it gets too cold and my ankle and shoulders hurt.
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The "You Are My Sunshine" one had me laughing loudly in my apartment. :rollin
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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:lol :lol :lol
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So when his neighbor ate his wife, was he madiator?
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:rollin :rollin
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Jesus H! :lol
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I mean...Lisa Simpson has her own weather tools to detect a hurricane... :biggrin:
https://youtu.be/nGXsq0g8H-Q
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Fragile electronics are shipped in a box that is 50% air for the same reasons crisps are.
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Bubble wrap I understand, but I never thought about the fact that basically putting chips (crisps, whatever) in a balloon protects them. [Takes a seat in the rocking chair.] Back in my day, the bags weren't 50% air, but sometimes half the chips were broken. So it's a trade-off.
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Assuming you're getting the same quantity of chips it's not really a tradeoff, you aren't losing chips to get air instead.
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True.
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Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
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Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
Never heard of him, but that was kinda funny.
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Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
That was actually funny :lol
I haven't kept up with his stuff but I did check out the pitch meeting for Spider-Man No way Home, which I thought was pretty funny as well.
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Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
I love Ryan George. Started following him years ago when he first started doing Pitch Meetings. His personal channel is a gold mine.
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Don't know how many here are fans of Ryan George, but this "What Shopping on Amazon Feels Like" video is hilariously on point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30
This is 100% on point.
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There's a huge risk of coronavirus infections at the Airport arrivals lounge. Lots of cases going around.
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Apparently the guy below installed a projector and didn't think about the screw length.
:zydarscouch:
#screwlength
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I guess you could say ...
*sunglasses*
... he screwed up.
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:lol
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There's a huge risk of coronavirus infections at the Airport arrivals lounge. Lots of cases going around.
I just got this. :facepalm:
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I guess you could say ...
*sunglasses*
... he screwed up.
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Apparently the guy below ... didn't think about the screw length.
That's what she said.
I guess you could say ...
*sunglasses*
... he screwed up.
Well...he is "the guy below." If he didn't screw up, he'd be doing it wrong.
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I guess you could say ...
*sunglasses*
... he screwed up.
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I typed in like four different combos trying to find that emote...never occured it was all lower case letters lol
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https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd
I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd
I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.
It's legit, I follow that dude... He's fucking hysterical. Even appeared on America's Got Talent
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Yeah, I've seen some of his other videos and the dude is talented...at whatever it is that he does :lol
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https://imgur.com/gallery/z9SOsJd
I don't know if that's real or camera trickery, but I laughed for a good solid 10 minutes at that.
I'm fuckin dyin here! Once he got in a rhythm, it's like he couldn't stop. And then the money-shot look on his face for success!!! You know that's his O-face.
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First of all :rollin
Second of all, people still use WinRAR, even though 7zip exists and is open source, a million times better, and completely free...?
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Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?
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Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?
No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
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Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?
No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
WinRAR is a free program. It just has a nag screen encouraging people to register it and send them money. I guess it works.
Second of all, people still use WinRAR, even though 7zip exists and is open source, a million times better, and completely free...?
I prefer WinRAR quite a bit over 7z. Part of it is just that I've gotten used to the icons, and part of it is that it integrates into shell much better, IMO. 7z is helpful because it's integrated into Windows, which you need when you first install, but replacing it with WinRAR is usually a pretty early move for me.
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Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what this is or why it might be funny?
No, not at all. I was about to post the same thing.
WinRAR is a free program. It just has a nag screen encouraging people to register it and send them money. I guess it works.
Hey you're right.
My trial period has lasted about 15 years. :lol
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They'd be funnier if your foot went in his mouth.
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Now go back in time and say the world is round . :rollin
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Tim, do you see what you are going to Jesus?!
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Thank you for that.
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Love the inflatable pool and the text and disappear ones.
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The inflatable pool. "I need to poop!"
I also liked the dentist one.
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Really good batch there, Zy.
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Before we moved into our current house (which has a pool), we bought one of those pools...not the inflatable one, but the one that has a PVC pipe frame and is about three feet deep. Kept it up for about three months and, when I disassembled it and saw the patch of dead grass, I was super bummed. I just hadn't given any thought to the reality of what was happening underneath. I'm pretty sure the damn thing sat in a shed for the next two years because I didn't want to deal with it again.
Funny thing is that my wife now teaches a yoga class at that company's offices once a week.
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:rollin :rollin
Great batch. I laughed way too much at the Tina Turner one
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That's fucking nightmare fuel.
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Simply the best
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Simply the best
Don't start that; we don't need another hero.
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Simply the best
It's better than all the rest.
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Simply the best
Don't start that; we don't need another hero.
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What about a Private Dancer?
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It truly is a mad world.
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Huh?
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.
Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.
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It happens plenty here in NC as well.
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.
Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.
Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.
Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.
Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.
Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.
Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.
Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.
Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.
I didn't realize people still did this kind of stuff :lol
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Huh?
Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.
We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.
Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.
Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.
Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.
I didn't realize people still did this kind of stuff :lol
That I've heard of. I see a bunch of posts on Facebook about it, and our local state legislator recently introduced some sort of legislation to address it.
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Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.
For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.
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Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.
For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.
I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables
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Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.
For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.
I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables
The stupid part about this is there are waaaay easier ways to make a few bucks. Heck, just go get a job! There are literally thousands of job openings within a 40 miles radius of me...
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Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.
For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.
I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables
The stupid part about this is there are waaaay easier ways to make a few bucks. Heck, just go get a job! There are literally thousands of job openings within a 40 miles radius of me...
Except a job won't get me my dope money within hours... And I need my dope within hours. Plus, at 200 for 20 minutes work, it's not too shabby a gig.
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that last one gave me a chuckle :lol
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that last one gave me a chuckle :lol
I make jokes like this all the time to my wife with pretty much the same reaction.
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An A: Drive? Damn Youngsters. I still use machines that have a B: Drive
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As do I, but not for their intended purposes. If I'm not mistaken a floppy drive, and either a second size floppy or an external drive like Zip. I use them for OS drives unrelated to the current OS in a multiboot system. Keeps them out of the way but still accessible, while the other drives remain constant. And at this point even D: is becoming obsolete. I haven't bothered installing a CD/DVD drive in ages. Not sure my case could even accommodate one.
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Pete, what the fuck
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As do I, but not for their intended purposes. If I'm not mistaken a floppy drive, and either a second size floppy or an external drive like Zip. I use them for OS drives unrelated to the current OS in a multiboot system. Keeps them out of the way but still accessible, while the other drives remain constant. And at this point even D: is becoming obsolete. I haven't bothered installing a CD/DVD drive in ages. Not sure my case could even accommodate one.
LoL, I still have an A: B: and a D: drive, but they are all just SSDs :lol
I remember on my first computer, which was an old Packard Bell, it had both a 5 1/4 and a 3 1/2 floppy drive. No CD drive though. They weren't a thing back then.
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The first real Windows PC my father bought (in '91) had a 103MB hard drive, and I distinctly remember saying to him "what the hell do you need 103 megs for?". :lol
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that last one gave me a chuckle :lol
I make jokes like this all the time to my wife with pretty much the same reaction.
That made me laugh out loud. The look on her face was perfect.
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The first real Windows PC my father bought (in '91) had a 103MB hard drive, and I distinctly remember saying to him "what the hell do you need 103 megs for?". :lol
:lol I don't remember how big the hard drive was on my old Packard Bell, but I think it was less than 100 megs. It was around the same time, '91 or '92.
For comparison sake, I personally know people that are running servers with 100s of Terabytes of HDD space these days. I mean, my Plex server has 32TB of HDD space.
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That last one. :lol
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OMG that Hop on Pop with Dr. Seuss is so spot on and I read that book to my kid every day. lol!
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The first real Windows PC my father bought (in '91) had a 103MB hard drive, and I distinctly remember saying to him "what the hell do you need 103 megs for?". :lol
I bought one in '93. HP if I recall correctly. It had a 256MB hard drive and a 3 1/2" floppy drive. I bought a 5 1/4" floppy drive and "installed" it either on top of or below the other floppy drive ("installed" meaning I hooked up the cables but never screwed it into the case, so it was just floating loose). Together with the monitor and a dot matrix printer, it cost about $1,800 (about $3,384 in 2022 dollars).
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That hits a bit too close to home.... :lol
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The pickup truck one reminds me of that old video of a guy carrying a wheelbarrow by hand :lol
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That driving autobiography was written by Stadler :lol
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That driving autobiography was written by Stadler :lol
Haha, I'm not denying that.
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The pickup truck one reminds me of that old video of a guy carrying a wheelbarrow by hand :lol
Found it!
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Haha, to those last two (the wheelbarrow and the undisputed fact).
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Yeah, that's being shared in all my recovery groups.
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This got a legit laugh out loud from me.
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Oh god... the "Classic Rock" one.:lol I only listen to the radio when I'm in the car, and the Classic Rock Radio station of my youth rarely plays "real" classic rock nowadays. I'd say I recognize about 10% of the tunes they play. Granted, their format isn't exactly "classic rock" anymore (they bill themselves as "Toronto's Rock Station"), but still.
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My local Classic rock stations plays Green Day and Linkin Park, Pearl Jam and 90's rock every so often.
The "you hungry" one got me, that did not go where I thought it would :lol
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Me too, on the "hungry" one. :) :)
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How old does something need to be to be considered classic? I'd say 30 years is sufficient.
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And when did "classic rock" become a thing? Was there classic rock radio stations in the 70s and did they play stuff from the 50s?
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I see Classic Rock as an era (60's to 80's) rather than a criteria you have to meet. But I guess if we look at it as how old something is them it makes sense to include 90's stuff in there.
In musical instruments, something is considered Vintage if it is at least 25 years old, so maybe the same applies to classic rock ???
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I never would have guessed high five. I always assumed prayer. :dunno:
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And when did "classic rock" become a thing? Was there classic rock radio stations in the 70s and did they play stuff from the 50s?
Those stations for the 50's music were called "Oldies." I'd say mid to late 80's you heard the term "Classic Rock" for the late 60's and 70's rock.
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Thanks Joe :tup
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Probably a companion to this place: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.2941228,-78.0383221,3a,18y,47.95h,75.87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sirjxxQ66Wsou7a_Ttg43VQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en
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Ah, Ryan George is hilarious and tells it like it is, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcmpqeIcbAw
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That's a good set; I relate to the "Africa" one, and I love the dog one. The open jar of JIF... priceless! :)
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The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!
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The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!
Helm's Deep probably put sanctions in place as well.
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Caulking got me, with the cig in his mouth :lol
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The first Lord of the Rings one is HILARIOUS!
Helm's Deep probably put sanctions in place as well.
I have to confess, I didn't quite get that one, myself.
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It's riffing on people on social media wanting/needing to "do something" about serious social issues, so they change their profile picture to something with a border or watermark to show their support. And that is the extent of their "doing something about it". The situation in the Ukraine, for example. Lots of people change their profile picture (temporarily) to something with the blue and yellow stripes. Yay. Meanwhile there are people sending money, food, goods, or even going over there to help.
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Yes that Gondor one was great.
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AHH! Gotcha. I'm too lazy to change my avatar, so I wouldn't know that.
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Are they humping your burrito too??
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Nice batch. Artichokie got me good. Same with the police sketch artist.
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A fan of the spooky nerds :lol
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I don't get some of those (the PS5, the drill), but the Autopsy Night, the "Lunch" error, and the Funeral Kazoo are all winners.
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I don't get some of those (the PS5, the drill), but the Autopsy Night, the "Lunch" error, and the Funeral Kazoo are all winners.
As to the drill, you’ve never had an upstairs neighbor or know someone who has had one?
And I don’t get the PS5 one either.
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In the second panel it's changed from PS5, a device which cats typically do not care about, to a sound that often does gain their attention.
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I laughed way too hard at both of those :lol
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).
You might be able to track it down through Event Viewer, but yeah, shit-show doesn't even begin to describe how difficult it is to track down anything in there......let alone interpret it....
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
You've never heard a random USB disconnect sound and didn't know what it was? I've actually had to install a port logger before to track one down. I'm sure somewhere in that shit-show MS calls a log you can find it, but damned if I know where I'd look (and it'd probably just say 0X565465481756773 disconnect anyway).
Wanna try that one again in English?
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I think 0X565465481756773 is one of Elon Musk's kids.
But seriously, I can't relate to that USB disconnect experience and don't know what a port logger is.
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The USB connects to a port. When a USB is disconnected from the port it makes that 'disconnect' sound. Sometimes USBs will disconnect for no reason making that sound leaving you scratching your head where the sound is coming from when you never disconnected the USB from the port in the first place. A Port logger watches all the ports in the system for you to troubleshoot where the source of the sound might be coming from. Either way, I haven't experienced it that much but when it does happen that picture is an apt description of the experience.
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The Star Wars one went over my head, but the Lego one is spot on.
that's also Star Wars :neverusethis:
Err...that's a bit of a doi on me...I didn't (and still don't) get the one from Attack of the Clones, and I'm not sure what the pictures from the Lego one are from.
They are from the Star Wars spin-off show The Book of Boba Fett
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Bear gets hit in the nuts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY&ab_channel=1bigdust72)
I mean as a guy I have my deepest sympathy for that bear.
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Bear gets hit in the nuts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY&ab_channel=1bigdust72)
I mean as a guy I have my deepest sympathy for that bear.
:lol
Yup, that's what it feels like!
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Yup, that'll put your life on pause for a good minute or two... Poor fella.
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I'm not going to even watch. A man knows better. Lol
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Oh, just grin and bear it.
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I'm not going to even watch. A man knows better. Lol
Just imagine taking a perfectly whipped wet towel square in the boys... It was like that.
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I'm not going to even watch. A man knows better. Lol
Right?! Sympathy pains can be pretty bad too.
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It was funny watching it that way, and I do think it was the nut-shot that dropped him. But clearly the bear mostly just wanted to itch his back.
I'm still laughing my ass off though.
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So.
I went to watch the bear getting it in the stones and admittedly it was amusing.
But. Two videos below that one was this.
And I just don’t know how I feel about it …
https://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc
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That was entertaining, and it has a 141 million views. I think it might be a tad popular.
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That was entertaining, and it has a 141 million views. I think it might be a tad popular.
Then someone else sent me the version of Thunderstruck by the two cellos
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:lol that's a good batch
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The bear got a legit extended laugh out loud. That might be in my top three of any I've seen so far. The kid with the guitar and the Vegan/Virgin ones are solid too.
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The bear got a legit extended laugh out loud. That might be in my top three of any I've seen so far. The kid with the guitar and the Vegan/Virgin ones are solid too.
The bear was the winner for sure, but the footpath to Butt Lane got me pretty good, as well.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one :P
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In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one :P
Feeling moldy?
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In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one :P
Look at the bright side: you weren't attacked by the trapeze artist. That has to count for something.
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In all honesty, I felt attacked by the personality one :P
Look at the bright side: you weren't attacked by the trapeze artist. That has to count for something.
True that...
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All kinds of win there, Zy.
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Other than the "fun fact about me", which I don't quite get to be honest, those are all degrees of winner. I like the "Finals" question and the dildo one.
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The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.
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I do get the OG one.
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The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.
Definitely this for me. Anxiety and I don't want people to know how boring I am.
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The 'fun fact' quip is for people like me who get sudden anxiety when asked that in a group setting or meeting. Or maybe there is nothing fun about me.
Definitely this for me. Anxiety and I don't want people to know how boring I am.
No, I get that; I feel that too. I just don't see where the "funny" in it is. Unless... is the fun fact that she lives in fear of being asked what the fun fact is? Now that might be humorous.
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Yeah, that's true. I don't know why I included it in the batch :lol I guess it was more of a "hey, I can identify with that" than a "haha, hilarious" thing.
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I thought it had something to do with her name, Trash Jones. Tried to figure out different things she might have said, but came up empty.
I too hate having to share "fun facts". The only thing I can ever think of is that I play the piano, but for some reason people always want to know more; they ask questions, and if there's a piano nearby, they ask if I'll play something. I'm a horrible show-off, so I'll do it, but I'll hate myself for it later. I've tried telling people I'm a computer programmer, but not only is that boring (as opposed to "fun") but incredibly, people ask me about that, too. If I have to, I'd rather just share something, people nod politely, and then the next person shares.
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Well, I didn't mean to be critical; I think Zy kills it with these and I look forward to them. Just basic law of averages says there might be one that falls a little shorter than another, but I think every batch has at least one that gets a laugh out loud.
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I love this one!
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That's not to my co-workers; that's me to my wife and kids every day after work! :) :)
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That's not to my co-workers; that's me to my wife and kids every day after work! :) :)
My co-workers are really nice people but we are all very different personality wise so when we go out (which is rare) it's kinds of shallow talk that typically leads into talk about work, no thanks :lol
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haha indeed :lol
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The struggle was real kids.
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Been there. Not very often, fortunately, but yeah.
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Thanks for the morning smiles, Zy.
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:lol Good ones. The last one reminded me of this dog:
https://imgur.com/gallery/8cZ3rrX
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"A horse with diabetes!" :) :) :)
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Now I can never see the world the same again, it will always be a cat.
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Now I can never see the world the same again, it will always be a cat.
FYE
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:lol :zydar:
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As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one. As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events. It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.
Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.
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As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one. As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events. It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.
Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.
I still don't think I get it. :)
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As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one. As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events. It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.
Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.
I still don't think I get it. :)
DDR RAM = Computer part
Also DDR RAM= Ram playing Dance Dance Revolution
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As I was scrolling down, I saw only the top part of the the DDR RAM one. As someone who grew up in the '70s and reached adulthood in the '80s, I assumed it would be a play on DDR meaning Deutsche Demokratische Republik (i.e., the former East Germany), which we saw as a country designation in the Olympics and other international sporting events. It took me a while to figure out what this one meant.
Also liked the first two and the Spanish one.
I still don't think I get it. :)
DDR RAM = Computer part
Also DDR RAM= Ram playing Dance Dance Revolution
AHHH! Now that IS pretty funny! (I didn't get the Dance Dance Revolution part).
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That freezer one is great.
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Love the Airplane! one.
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I too hate having to share "fun facts".
I used to just say something like, "Um...a lot of my friends are people on the Internet that I've never actually met, and who represent themselves with pictures of muppets, tigers, and sexual predators." Based on the responses I would get, I too am now more reluctant to share.
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Man... good batch there Paul. When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses. Nostalgia!
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When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses. Nostalgia!
Right?!
Thinking about all the stuff I had back then and got rid of is just depressing!
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LOL at Admr. Piett. Great reference.
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Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?
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sock-shoe; sock-shoe just sounds ridiculous, and I'm giggling just thinking about how ridiculous it is.
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I do sock shoe shoe sock because I like palindromes.
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Man... good batch there Paul. When I was a kid, the jingle.family those drinking glasses. Nostalgia!
I still have one from the first run ("Star Wars"); it is C-3PO and R2-D2. It broke, and my loving wife... found one on eBay and gave it to me for Xmas. Enabler or true love, you decide! :) :) :)
ALL of those jokes are winners in my book. I liked the Airplane! and freezer one.
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Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?
I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe. It's more efficient.
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Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?
I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe. It's more efficient.
As do I.
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Not funny really, but it made me think how people do it. Does anyone actually do sock-shoe-sock-shoe?
I almost always do sock-shoe-sock-shoe. It's more efficient.
Sociopath.
I literally have never given this even a moment's thought, but now that I am, it's "sock sock shoe shoe" because my socks are in one place, and my shoes are in another. Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?
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This animal does it sock shoe because I've got my leg up on the bed. Just easier that way.
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You can function with two socks, or even one sock just fine. One sock and one shoe is a no-go. Only makes sense to go with socks, then shoes at your leisure.
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This animal does it sock shoe because I've got my leg up on the bed. Just easier that way.
Exactly. More efficient.
Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?
Errr...no.
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Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?
Errr...no.
He is the King, after all.
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Don't you animals leave your shoes at the door?!??!?
I have something like this that goes behind the front door, and I just rotate my shoes as needed.
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
What, are you Asian or something?
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
What, are you Asian or something?
:lol
I'm also getting the sense that having shoes by the door is a bit of an east coast thing. All my shoes live in the bedroom.
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
What, are you Asian or something?
:lol
I'm also getting the sense that having shoes by the door is a bit of an east coast thing. All my shoes live in the bedroom.
My shoes and sneakers are all in my bedroom too.
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
What, are you Asian or something?
Isn't everyone? :orbert:
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Socks are in a drawer in the bedroom. Shoes are downstairs by the front door and aren't worn in the house.
What, are you Asian or something?
Isn't everyone? :orbert:
My wife is, so I am by association. So that makes three of us.
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I get dressed in another room in the am so if my wife has a late shift, I can let her sleep. So the sneakers are left in that room.
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People actually wear shoes inside?
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People actually wear shoes inside?
Only if they want to track all the dirt and crap they walked in all day into the house.
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The whole sock/shoe thing is like the do you pour the milk or cereal first argument. :corn
I mean, clearly you are a sociopath if you pour the milk first... :biggrin:
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People actually wear shoes inside?
Only if they want to track all the dirt and crap they walked in all day into the house.
Seriously... and with winter and rain. Shoes stay at the door. Full stop.
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Don't be silly. Of course when I work in the yard or inclement weather, I leave the shoes on a mat we have. I switch sneakers if that happens. I do bring the clean pair to the room where I get dressed.
When it's like today, I walk in with my sneakers. No dirt, no issues.
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Don't be silly. Of course when I work in the yard or inclement weather, I leave the shoes on a mat we have. I switch sneakers if that happens. I do bring the clean pair to the room where I get dressed.
When it's like today, I walk in with my sneakers. No dirt, no issues.
You put on your house-sweater when it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood too, Mr. Rogers?
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I put on my drinking tee shirt. You know better lover.
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I put on my drinking tee shirt. You know better lover.
Shut up liver, you're fine.
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Love you too. But honestly, I've cut back big time to lose weight. Down 34 lbs.
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People actually wear shoes inside?
Only if they want to track all the dirt and crap they walked in all day into the house.
This was the biggest shock to me when I was a kid was going to friends homes and seeing them wear shoes inside.
Love you too. But honestly, I've cut back big time to lose weight. Down 34 lbs.
That's awesome King!
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People don't keep their shoes by an exterior door?
Bunch of savages in this town (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg5O9Skjne8)
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Love you too. But honestly, I've cut back big time to lose weight. Down 34 lbs.
That’s awesome bro!
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The whole sock/shoe thing is like the do you pour the milk or cereal first argument. :corn
I mean, clearly you are a sociopath if you pour the milk first... :biggrin:
I'm pretty sure pouring the milk first is grounds for arrest in like 34 states. It's like a neon sign "I'm a criminal!".
;)
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Love you too. But honestly, I've cut back big time to lose weight. Down 34 lbs.
That's awesome King!
That's so good to hear, brother. :)
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People actually wear shoes inside?
Only if they want to track all the dirt and crap they walked in all day into the house.
Some of us don't have that issue. :biggrin:
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It's makes it rough, though. I mean, I'm a sock-shoe-sock-shoe guy, so I put on one sock, go downstairs and grab a shoe, put it on, hop on one foot back upstairs to put the other sock on, hop back downstairs again, put on the other shoe, then I have to crawl on my hands and knees (being careful not to let my shoes touch the floor) to grab my coat, keys, whatever. It's a hassle because I can't reach them very well at that point.
I'm thinking of switching to sock-sock-shoe-shoe.
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I'd like to see a video of that, Orbert :lol
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Don't get me wrong, I get yelled out by the Queen but what is she going to do? Tackle me, wrestle to get my sneakers off? Go ahead. Try it Missy!
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And even though I said it, we wear shoes in the house. I sometimes take my sneakers off in the garage if they're wet or something, but we're not that disciplined in that way. I do like wearing slippers, though, so I often switch when I can.
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People actually wear shoes inside?
Yup.. Definitely an American thing.
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Shoes in the house? seriously? I thought that was just on tv. So what if your shoes aren't wet. You walk in them all day outside step in all sort of shit (even literal) and then you walk into your bedrooms in them? I find that gross, sorry.
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Exactly. Doesn't matter whether or not they're wet or have visible mud or dirt on them, shoes come off once you step inside. I keep a pair of slippers by the front door to change into, but a lot of times I'll just walk around the house in my socks or bare feet. But anything I've stepped in or on during the day is not coming into the house past the entryway.
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Exactly. Doesn't matter whether or not they're wet or have visible mud or dirt on them, shoes come off once you step inside. I keep a pair of slippers by the front door to change into, but a lot of times I'll just walk around the house in my socks or bare feet. But anything I've stepped in or on during the day is not coming into the house past the entryway.
I can't wear slippers with pants on. Feels way too weird.
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Exactly. Doesn't matter whether or not they're wet or have visible mud or dirt on them, shoes come off once you step inside. I keep a pair of slippers by the front door to change into, but a lot of times I'll just walk around the house in my socks or bare feet. But anything I've stepped in or on during the day is not coming into the house past the entryway.
I can't wear slippers with pants on. Feels way too weird.
But you’ll wear them buck naked?
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Exactly. Doesn't matter whether or not they're wet or have visible mud or dirt on them, shoes come off once you step inside. I keep a pair of slippers by the front door to change into, but a lot of times I'll just walk around the house in my socks or bare feet. But anything I've stepped in or on during the day is not coming into the house past the entryway.
I can't wear slippers with pants on. Feels way too weird.
But you’ll wear them buck naked?
Tim is a strange one...
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You're tell me.
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I just removed laundry from drier. Dropped it on the carpet in bedroom... why.. because I know I don't have outside dirt and shit on it from my shoes. Seriously WTF! lol
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Why? Drop it on the bed. Don't have to bend for it. Amateur. :lol
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Hah! No I meant if I have slippers on, then it is definitely pajama time. I can't wear my jeans and have slippers on at the same time.
My pants cannot be heavier than my shoes. I feel unstable.
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Exactly. Doesn't matter whether or not they're wet or have visible mud or dirt on them, shoes come off once you step inside. I keep a pair of slippers by the front door to change into, but a lot of times I'll just walk around the house in my socks or bare feet. But anything I've stepped in or on during the day is not coming into the house past the entryway.
I can't wear slippers with pants on. Feels way too weird.
But you’ll wear them buck naked?
I've heard that porn name before. Didn't know it was Tim, thought it was Costanza.
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Hah! No I meant if I have slippers on, then it is definitely pajama time. I can't wear my jeans and have slippers on at the same time.
My pants cannot be heavier than my shoes. I feel unstable.
Duh.
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Hah! No I meant if I have slippers on, then it is definitely pajama time. I can't wear my jeans and have slippers on at the same time.
My pants cannot be heavier than my shoes. I feel unstable.
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Hah! No I meant if I have slippers on, then it is definitely pajama time. I can't wear my jeans and have slippers on at the same time.
My pants cannot be heavier than my shoes. I feel unstable.
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Why? Drop it on the bed. Don't have to bend for it. Amateur. :lol
Because I don't get to folding it until .. ever. And knowing I don't have outside urine and dog shit on my carpet from shoes I can sleep freely ( as I trip over said laundry mid night going for a leak)
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Hah! No I meant if I have slippers on, then it is definitely pajama time. I can't wear my jeans and have slippers on at the same time.
My pants cannot be heavier than my shoes. I feel unstable.
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Why? Drop it on the bed. Don't have to bend for it. Amateur. :lol
Because I don't get to folding it until .. ever. And knowing I don't have outside urine and dog shit on my carpet from shoes I can sleep freely ( as I trip over said laundry mid night going for a leak)
Glorious.
In my youth I had 3 piles on the floor.
I wore it once.
I've got one more wear out of it.
Wash it.
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Why? Drop it on the bed. Don't have to bend for it. Amateur. :lol
Because I don't get to folding it until .. ever. And knowing I don't have outside urine and dog shit on my carpet from shoes I can sleep freely ( as I trip over said laundry mid night going for a leak)
Glorious.
In my youth I had 3 piles on the floor.
I wore it once.
I've got one more wear out of it.
Wash it.
54 does not qualify as youth, brother.
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Tim, you should know better. I have a wife to nag me to death if I did that still.
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I do not know if I have ever compared the relative weights of my pants and footwear before.
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I do not know if I have ever compared the relative weights of my pants and footwear before.
I haven't but I will now.
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I do not know if I have ever compared the relative weights of my pants and footwear before.
That's because you (like most of us) probably don't wear the pants in the family.
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So damn true.
There's also the often "Music plays for 10-15 seconds....person says it's great and turns it down to talk over it instead"
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Oh yea I've been there, or if you show someone a youtube video you thought was hilarious :lol
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I do not know if I have ever compared the relative weights of my pants and footwear before.
That's because you (like most of us) probably don't wear the pants in the family.
That was uncalled for. Not incorrect. Just uncalled for.
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I do not know if I have ever compared the relative weights of my pants and footwear before.
That's because you (like most of us) probably don't wear the pants in the family.
That was uncalled for. Not incorrect. Just uncalled for.
:rollin
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I only wear the pants in the family when I go out or have guests. When I'm home and it's just me or just me and my fiancee? Pants come right off. They're really the worst.
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I originally saw this years ago and it still makes me cackle like a madman :lol
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Good batch!
Barrier Man reminds me of a skit they used to do on Whose Line Is It Anyway. The scene would start with one of the participants by him/herself, and the audience would choose an "unlikely" superhero name. The next participant would join in, and the first would give him/her a silly superhero name, and so on. They'd all then act in character for the duration of the skit (e.g., Barrier Man would stand around blocking the others from doing things). Probably a terrible description, but if you've seen WLIIA, you know it.
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I originally saw this years ago and it still makes me cackle like a madman :lol
Sounds like something Bender would say. :lol
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Good batch!
Barrier Man reminds me of a skit they used to do on Whose Line Is It Anyway. The scene would start with one of the participants by him/herself, and the audience would choose an "unlikely" superhero name. The next participant would join in, and the first would give him/her a silly superhero name, and so on. They'd all then act in character for the duration of the skit (e.g., Barrier Man would stand around blocking the others from doing things). Probably a terrible description, but if you've seen WLIIA, you know it.
I know exactly what you're saying and man Colin and Ryan would tear at that sketch away like no tomorrow.
Haha now you sent me on a rabbit hole of that show and this is one I can never stop laughing at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB9npRI0-uE&ab_channel=kvet
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I like Barrier Man. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear reflective vests.
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Good batch!
Barrier Man reminds me of a skit they used to do on Whose Line Is It Anyway. The scene would start with one of the participants by him/herself, and the audience would choose an "unlikely" superhero name. The next participant would join in, and the first would give him/her a silly superhero name, and so on. They'd all then act in character for the duration of the skit (e.g., Barrier Man would stand around blocking the others from doing things). Probably a terrible description, but if you've seen WLIIA, you know it.
I know exactly what you're saying and man Colin and Ryan would tear at that sketch away like no tomorrow.
Haha now you sent me on a rabbit hole of that show and this is one I can never stop laughing at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB9npRI0-uE&ab_channel=kvet
The universal noise! LOL
This is another good one - the party quirks skit was awesome, but this one was particularly great (starting around 2:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67iNkmENs9k
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British Whose Line >>>>>>>>> American Whose Line.
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British Whose Line >>>>>>>>> American Whose Line.
Ehhhh... I'd say Drew Carey Whose Line > British Whose Line >>>> Aisha Tyler Whose Line. It's been a while, but I remember the British version being fairly inconsistent, and most of the best episodes featured Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie (and occasionally Wayne Brady). The best #4 cast member was Greg Proops, and Laura Hall >>>> Richard Vranch.
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British Whose Line >>>>>>>>> American Whose Line.
Ehhhh... I'd say Drew Carey Whose Line > British Whose Line >>>> Aisha Tyler Whose Line. It's been a while, but I remember the British version being fairly inconsistent, and most of the best episodes featured Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie (and occasionally Wayne Brady). The best #4 cast member was Greg Proops, and Laura Hall >>>> Richard Vranch.
The BBC version had a much better talent pool to pick from, and utilized it well. The US version basically had a cast of 5 with two of Proops, Sherwood, and Brady teaming up with Mochrie and Styles. The BBC had Mike McShane and Josie Lawrence, who may well be the best there is at this, along with Mochrie, Proops, Styles, John Sessions, Stepehen Fry, and the great Tony Slattery, who was probably my favorite of the lot. While the US version got redundant, the BBC was constantly putting together different groups.
Also, I prefer Clive Anderson's subtle wit (turns out he was Footlights, which doesn't surprise me). As for the musicians, Vranch struck me as far more versatile. He probably played ten different instruments during the show's run.
Interestingly, I've got all howevermany seasons of the BBC on my travel laptop, because it's something you can always put on and enjoy. I watched six or so episodes on the flight home last month, and enjoyed it a great deal. When it really works it's fantastic. This one really had me cracking up on the flight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDU05dUZNAM
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British Whose Line >>>>>>>>> American Whose Line.
Ehhhh... I'd say Drew Carey Whose Line > British Whose Line >>>> Aisha Tyler Whose Line. It's been a while, but I remember the British version being fairly inconsistent, and most of the best episodes featured Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie (and occasionally Wayne Brady). The best #4 cast member was Greg Proops, and Laura Hall >>>> Richard Vranch.
The BBC version had a much better talent pool to pick from, and utilized it well. The US version basically had a cast of 5 with two of Proops, Sherwood, and Brady teaming up with Mochrie and Styles. The BBC had Mike McShane and Josie Lawrence, who may well be the best there is at this, along with Mochrie, Proops, Styles, John Sessions, Stepehen Fry, and the great Tony Slattery, who was probably my favorite of the lot. While the US version got redundant, the BBC was constantly putting together different groups.
Also, I prefer Clive Anderson's subtle wit (turns out he was Footlights, which doesn't surprise me). As for the musicians, Vranch struck me as far more versatile. He probably played ten different instruments during the show's run.
Interestingly, I've got all howevermany seasons of the BBC on my travel laptop, because it's something you can always put on and enjoy. I watched six or so episodes on the flight home last month, and enjoyed it a great deal. When it really works it's fantastic. This one really had me cracking up on the flight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDU05dUZNAM
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BBC version is on Amazon Prime.
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I haven't watched much of the British version only seen clips of it and what I remember was Colin had a lot more hair then. I'm sure it's funny too, it's nothing to take away from the Drew Carey version which was hilarious in its own right. Haven't seen the Aisha Taylor version so don't know. I'm the type of guy who can enjoy all versions so more funnys for meeee.
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Good batch!
Barrier Man reminds me of a skit they used to do on Whose Line Is It Anyway. The scene would start with one of the participants by him/herself, and the audience would choose an "unlikely" superhero name. The next participant would join in, and the first would give him/her a silly superhero name, and so on. They'd all then act in character for the duration of the skit (e.g., Barrier Man would stand around blocking the others from doing things). Probably a terrible description, but if you've seen WLIIA, you know it.
I know exactly what you're saying and man Colin and Ryan would tear at that sketch away like no tomorrow.
Haha now you sent me on a rabbit hole of that show and this is one I can never stop laughing at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB9npRI0-uE&ab_channel=kvet
The universal noise! LOL
This is another good one - the party quirks skit was awesome, but this one was particularly great (starting around 2:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67iNkmENs9k
Lol I hadn't seen that before.
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I didn't even realize that there's a British version and an American version. If I stumble upon an episode on TV, the first thing I check is whether Colin and Ryan are on. If they are, I watch; if not, I keep flipping channels. I know Drew Carey was the host for a while, and I think Wayne Brady, but for me it's all about Colin and Ryan. Those guys are so good and play off of each other so well that it's basically guaranteed to be hilarious.
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Several guys other than Stiles and Mochrie did both versions (there was even a handful of seasons that the British version recorded in Hollywood).
It's been a while, so maybe I'll seek out the British version, but I do recall it being rather uneven. One episode you get Proops, Lawrence, Slattery and McShane, but then you get Ron West, Griff Rhys Jones, Paul Merton and John Sessions.
I went and saw Wayne Brady live about 15 years ago, and his entire show was basically a one-man recreation of Whose Line. It was absolutely hilarious.
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Several guys other than Stiles and Mochrie did both versions (there was even a handful of seasons that the British version recorded in Hollywood).
It's been a while, so maybe I'll seek out the British version, but I do recall it being rather uneven. One episode you get Proops, Lawrence, Slattery and McShane, but then you get Ron West, Griff Rhys Jones, Paul Merton and John Sessions.
I went and saw Wayne Brady live about 15 years ago, and his entire show was basically a one-man recreation of Whose Line. It was absolutely hilarious.
The first two or three seasons were certainly uneven. I think it took them time to establish who the A teamers were. Lawrence and McShane were there from the beginning, but weren't really regulars until later. Really it was at its best once they had 6-8 heavyweights they could pull from.
I hadn't thought about it before, but Carey had a real advantage there. Aside from Wayne Brady, his five guys had all done the British version often enough, so he knew going in who to look for.
Also, Sessions was one of the unquestioned masters of the format. His ability to improvise in the style of authors or actors is unparalleled.
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The BBC had Mike McShane and Josie Lawrence, who may well be the best there is at this, along with Mochrie, Proops, Styles, John Sessions, Stepehen Fry, and the great Tony Slattery, who was probably my favorite of the lot.
This, so much this! I loved that show! Watched it all the time but hadn't thought about it in forever. Never really watched the Drew Carey version.
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The British version was cleverer, but the American version was/is funnier. Barto's point about the British version drawing from a larger talent pool was correct, but honestly I think the fact the the American version stuck with 4-5 core performers was a strength in that the group really got to know each other and how to best play off each other.
All of its great though.
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I used to watch the British version on Comedy Central way back before the US version even existed. My mom would come downstairs to see what the hell was going on because I'd be laughing so hard. But yes, I agree the British version was more inconsistent depending on who was on. The Drew Carey version was pretty good as well. Ryan and Colin and just amazing together.
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The first two or three seasons were certainly uneven. I think it took them time to establish who the A teamers were. Lawrence and McShane were there from the beginning, but weren't really regulars until later. Really it was at its best once they had 6-8 heavyweights they could pull from.
Looking at the list of episodes, season ("series") 1 had 11 episodes (with two compilation episodes):
John Sessions - 11
Josie Lawrence - 6
Paul Merton - 4
Tony Slattery - 3
Archie Hahn - 2
Jimmy Mulville - 2
Stephen Fry - 2
Jonathan Pryce - 2
12 others with one episode each
Stiles made his first appearance in season 2 (in 19-friggin'-89!), was a regular starting about halfway through season 3, and was on almost every episode starting in season 4. Mochrie was about a season behind Stiles in terms of first appearance and regular status but didn't hit every episode status until season 8.
Mochrie has appeared in every episode of the American version, and Stiles missed only two episodes. Wayne Brady has been in every episode but two starting with season 9 in 2013 (and was in upwards of 50% of the episodes in the first eight seasons).
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So I've seen enough of the show to know what you all are talking about, but... I don't find Wayne Brady or Ryan Stiles all that funny or entertaining. They just seem silly to me. I love Drew Carey, but most of what I've seen - limited, I grant you - is him laughing at the players, and it seems... not staged really, but forced. Is it worth watching? Is there something I should be looking for that I've been missing (now, one point is, I didn't know Greg Proops was on there and I think he's hilarious).
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So I've seen enough of the show to know what you all are talking about, but... I don't find Wayne Brady or Ryan Stiles all that funny or entertaining. They just seem silly to me. I love Drew Carey, but most of what I've seen - limited, I grant you - is him laughing at the players, and it seems... not staged really, but forced. Is it worth watching? Is there something I should be looking for that I've been missing (now, one point is, I didn't know Greg Proops was on there and I think he's hilarious).
The way I'd describe it is like improv in music. You listen to all of the improvs from LTE, and they're mostly kind of boring, until they get to that one part where they all find that perfect groove and everything comes together. Rather than 10 minutes bits where they'll usually find that grove eventually, WLiiA will have ten 2 minute bits, and maybe the magic happens, maybe it doesn't. When it does it's typically riotous, though.
I don't know what clips the others have posted (can't watch them at work), though I'm sure they're funny. The clip I posted is a good example of that, with Stiles having the two best jokes in it (though it was Mochrie that named him Leg Humping Man). See if that makes my point, and if it works for you.
The other thing to look out for is people improvising in the style of notable people. I mentioned John Sessions before, and seeing him riff in the style of notable authors is really impressive. Same with the people who could do musical numbers. For the life of me I can't figure out how people improvise songs like that (which goes for rappers, as well).
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John Sessions - 11
Josie Lawrence - 6
Paul Merton - 4
Tony Slattery - 3
Archie Hahn - 2
Jimmy Mulville - 2
Stephen Fry - 2
Jonathan Pryce - 2
Those guys plus McShane are the ones I remember. Would have loved to see Jonathan Pryce on it. And El Barto articulated something I would never have thought of. John Sessions had something about him where, while everyone else was hysterical in their own way, he seemed like he brought a whole new dimension to each sketch.
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I realize sexual harassment is a serious issue... but I never knew how serious.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18550754/calling-man-bald-sexual-harassment/
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And regarding Whose Line Is It Anyway? I loved the British version in the 90's It was hilarious. The US version would be fine if it weren't for Drew the most unfunniest guy Carey. He blows.
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I realize sexual harassment is a serious issue... but I never knew how serious.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18550754/calling-man-bald-sexual-harassment/
VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!!
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The centaur one reminds me of this cartoon I saw once. A doctor was talking with a half capybara/half human (human torso and lower body of capybara), who is anxiously waiting to see his child. The mother of said child is a mermaid, and the doctor is cautioning the father, who interrupts the doctor and says, "yes, I know he could be completely human, just show me my child." The doctor then shows the guy a child with the body of a capybara and a fish head.
Other than that, I just want to know what the jellyfish launcher button actually is.
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Other than that, I just want to know what the jellyfish launcher button actually is.
My guess is a light to illuminate the bed of your truck, but I'm certainly not confident on that.
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The centaur one reminds me of this cartoon I saw once. A doctor was talking with a half capybara/half human (human torso and lower body of capybara), who is anxiously waiting to see his child. The mother of said child is a mermaid, and the doctor is cautioning the father, who interrupts the doctor and says, "yes, I know he could be completely human, just show me my child." The doctor then shows the guy a child with the body of a capybara and a fish head.
I always think of the comic I saw once with baby centaurs. You know how baby horses basically get up on their feet and are walking minutes after they're born? But human babies can't even hold their heads up for a few weeks, let alone walk. This can lead to problems.
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What is in that last picture? :huh:
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I lol'd hard at the Wales.
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What is in that last picture? :huh:
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure those are cheeseburgers. Rather than try to articulate it, I'll refer you to a website for a place near Sacramento, CA that was featured on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives: https://www.squeezeburger.com/
My son and I were up near Sacto for a river rafting trip, and we searched for local places that had been on "Triple D" and went to this place. The excess cheese is somewhat amusing for about one bite, but then it just gets in the way. A cool novelty nonetheless.
I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude, but this is an overall good batch. "Defeat the Baby!" :lol :lol
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I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure those are cheeseburgers. Rather than try to articulate it, I'll refer you to a website for a place near Sacramento, CA that was featured on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives: https://www.squeezeburger.com/
My son and I were up near Sacto for a river rafting trip, and we searched for local places that had been on "Triple D" and went to this place. The excess cheese is somewhat amusing for about one bite, but then it just gets in the way. A cool novelty nonetheless.
I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude, but this is an overall good batch. "Defeat the Baby!" :lol :lol
That was kind of my take on it, as well. However, that's not a burger. Looks breaded to me. Could be a filet-o-fish kind of thing. Could be a CFS pounded really thin. Looks a lot like schnitzel, but I'm not sure you could get one that size. No way it could be chicken, unless it was multiple breasts stitched together. Based on the texture of the breading I'm going with fish. Looks like cornmeal.
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I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude
I thought the same at first, then thought maybe it's a young guy with long hair and somewhat feminine features. You never know. Finally I decided it was a young girl, and at that age a full-sizer might be more scary than anything else, thus she is single. :shrug:
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.
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Two wasted minutes on Google suggests it's from a place called Edinburgh Diner about 20 miles south of Indianapolis.
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For El Barto. May through September, I'd assume.
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The Edinburgh Diner's webmaster is currently baffled by the sudden increase in web traffic.
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For El Barto. May through September, I'd assume.
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Eh, I always check anyways.
And it's easily April-October.
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I almost said April. Lol. Wasn't too bad in October when I was there last year.
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The coffee one is relatable. ;D
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.
Even the description is mouthwatering.
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The coffee one is relatable. ;D
That one hit home for me, as well.
"One, two... ah shit."
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.
Even the description is mouthwatering.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here wondering if summa cum remolaude is an honor bestowed to culinary school grads....
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The coffee one is relatable. ;D
That one hit home for me, as well.
"One, two... ah shit."
How many scoops of coffee/beans do you guys need!?!?! I put a measuring cup in the tin for exactly 1/2 a pot.
Sugar vs Salt ... yeah, that's me and mrs.jingle 19 times out of 20.
Far Side always slays.
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24.6g for 17oz water.
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4 scoops for full pot of coffee. 2 for half. in between, guestimate. Always worked for me.
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My scoop is about the size of the one in the picture, so about 12 scoops for a full pot.
It's not the size, it's what you do with it :zydar:
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Folgers is the Coors Light of coffee.
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They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.
Even the description is mouthwatering.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here wondering if summa cum remolaude is an honor bestowed to culinary school grads....
Nah we just get the title of chef... And the 70 hour week, the low wages, the substance abuse issues, and the toxic masculine environment that go with it.
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Folgers is the Coors Light of coffee.
Quoting for emphasis.
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That took a second or two, but when it landed.... it motherf*****' LANDED. :) :) :)
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One scoop for every two cups on the measuring line.
So —12 cups gets 6 scoops. And it may indeed be the Coors Light of coffee. But everything else is needlessly too expensive or crap AND more expensive at the same time.
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Don't you just fill it to the top?
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One scoop for every two cups on the measuring line.
So —12 cups gets 6 scoops. And it may indeed be the Coors Light of coffee. But everything else is needlessly too expensive or crap AND more expensive at the same time.
You're buying the wrong coffee then.
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All coffee is gross, so....
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The PhD and the Beatles were both top notch.
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I also really liked the protection and D&D squirrel ones.
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Well, the yodeling one made me laugh out loud on a conference call, so there's that. :) :) :)
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Something for everybody!
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I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.
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I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.
:lol
I read the meme in the mascots voice.
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I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.
Yeah... they were all great, but that's the one that broke me.
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"You don't need clothes" - Tequila
"Yeah, your ex totally wants you to text her fifty times!" - Gin
"You can dance if you want to" - Men Without Hats
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"You can totally kick that dude's ass" - Whisky
Oh yeah.
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"You can totally kick that dude's ass" - Whisky
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“The hot bartender is totally in to you” - Beer.
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"You're just going to have one more, I swear" - any alcohol
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"All those problems are really easy to avoid, you know." -water
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"What could possibly go wrong?" - Koolaid
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"What could possibly go wrong?" - Koolaid
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See post in the “what pissed you off” thread!
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HAHAHA, that's a winner.
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See post in the “what pissed you off” thread!
:lol timing!
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I literally saw that meme 5 minutes after my post in the other thread
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Now that's hilarious after just catching up on the "what pissed you off" thread.
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I literally saw that meme 5 minutes after my post in the other thread
Your browser:
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I was looking for a shopping cart gif to tease Tim but came across this random fucking gif. Random as fuck but for some reason I found it hilarious! :lol
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:lol WTF? :lol
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I know hey. The way he lets the lady through like a gentleman was funny then I just lost it at the water part. :lol
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HAHAHA, so true.
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I don't get it...
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That's fucked up. True, but fucked up. :lol
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Companies here in America who never cared before now is 150% in on promoting June's national Gay and Lesbian pride month brought by Bill Clinton in the 90's but just being promoted the last few years in America. Mocking businesses who are jumping on board now.
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I don't get it...
Like King said, companies have a way of hopping on board to seem relevant. They did that during the Ukraine War, but on to the next thing, and now that it's LGBT Pride month, we're kicking Ukraine to the curb and hopping on the next relevant thing.
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I don't get it...
Like King said, companies have a way of hopping on board to seem relevant. They did that during the Ukraine War, but on to the next thing, and now that it's LGBT Pride month, we're kicking Ukraine to the curb and hopping on the next relevant thing.
Ah, got it. I didn't make that connection for some reason. My brain isn't fully awake yet this morning.... :lol
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You should be more shocked I recognized the joke. LOL
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got one more:
(https://i.imgur.com/BWGabsX.jpg)
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Friday dumperino:
(https://i.imgur.com/LaJI241.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CxPbngA.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/uZPVwqd.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RvYeKDw.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rCphEqe.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6YdBTNP.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/7dOfdYm.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TxOdLLh.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YnzD54g.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/SFhGHF0.jpeg)
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That last one is a slow burn, but the payoff is worth it. :)
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Lonestar: Have you cooked any Phil Leg Minion lately? :cheffypoo:
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LOL at those, I don't know how many would even get the GandAlf ones nowadays.
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The Princess Leia one is such a slow burn, it went out before I got it.
Seriously though, I have no idea.
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"Pew pew".
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The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.
The rest are great too. Pew Pew is fantastic.
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The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.
That's the one I chuckled at. The first one is FAR too close to the truth to be funny. I really HATE yard maintenance.
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The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.
That's the one I chuckled at. The first one is FAR too close to the truth to be funny. I really HATE yard maintenance.
Ditto on this. Facebook emot's are more true than funny.
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(https://i.imgur.com/rCHwQSn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/A3fsTh0.jpg)
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"Pew pew".
:facepalm:
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I saw the Leia one on my phone and never would have thought those were pews. Even now on my desktop computer I am not sure I would have.
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I saw the Leia one on my phone and never would have thought those were pews. Even now on my desktop computer I am not sure I would have.
Go to church once in a while, you heathen!
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(https://i.imgur.com/qyVWyLa_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
(https://c.tenor.com/MnnOXGBt9fgAAAAd/thermostat-family.gif)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/bJGDF5vc/FB-IMG-1654734386881.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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No shit.
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You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
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You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.
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:lol
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You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.
:lol
I'm not a father but I do dad jokes. I'm a faux pa.
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You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.
:lol
I'm not a father but I do dad jokes. I'm a faux pa.
:youfail:
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line is a parent. :biggrin:
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(https://c.tenor.com/jXzPbRGXY9QAAAAM/please-god-just-let-this-end.gif)
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I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they're standing too.
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You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.
:lol
I'm not a father but I do dad jokes. I'm a faux pa.
Amazing :clap:
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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I heard there's about 6000 baseball fields in the US. It's a ballpark figure.
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I thought there was a separate thread for not-funny one-liner jokes?
Edit ... yeah, this one. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=56600.0
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Yeah, but these one-liners are peak comedy, so they go here. :p
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Yeah, but these one-liners are peak comedy, so they go here. :p
That’s a pretty small summit.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
:tup
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5 out of 6 scientists think russian roulette is safe.
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
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(https://i.imgur.com/zDQz8mV.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/72iHVqQ.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/3m5um2g.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/izKG2Zi.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6v8HGhl.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Es2MhOW.jpeg)
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At first, I thought it was album covers which happened to make a more interesting picture when placed side-by-side. But since it's the same guy in each one, I'm thinking I'm supposed to recognize him?
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The Tom Petty one is cool, if only because of the logistics of making the headstock line up so well.
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At first, I thought it was album covers which happened to make a more interesting picture when placed side-by-side. But since it's the same guy in each one, I'm thinking I'm supposed to recognize him?
I doubt you are supposed to recognize him, but I guess this is a guy who's looking to be recognized for finding a niche. Pretty cool idea.
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Those are great! And man, did Simon and Garfunkel use rather... odd(?) pictures for their album covers.
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Those are great! And man, did Simon and Garfunkel use rather... odd(?) pictures for their album covers.
THEY were odd.
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This video is proof positive that people being stupid on TV is NOT a new phenomenon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk
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Gilbert Godfried at about 6:00 in is my new hero. :rollin
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The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.
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You're signing, what does that mean?
He's deaf. :lol
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The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.
Yeah. My favorite gameshow hosts, in order, are:
1. Bob Eubanks
2. Gene Rayburn
3. Alex Trebek
Alec Baldwin gets an honorable mention; I think he does a great job on the new Match Game, and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.
I think Gilbert Godfried is my favorite guest on those shows; I never appreciated him until recently, but Paul Lynde is up there too.
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Gene Rayburn used to live on the Cape, or at least summer there. I spent over 5 years managing 2 stores down there, and my understanding from a number of people was that he was a total asshole.
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This video is proof positive that people being stupid on TV is NOT a new phenomenon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk
Well, I'm glad they finished that clip with TNG money shot of "in the ass". But personally, my fave dumb answer ever is "September".
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and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.
Not the funniest, but I can't help but feel bad, and laugh at this one every time I see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLU3pIAAjQ
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The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.
Yeah. My favorite gameshow hosts, in order, are:
1. Bob Eubanks
2. Gene Rayburn
3. Alex Trebek
Alec Baldwin gets an honorable mention; I think he does a great job on the new Match Game, and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.
I think Gilbert Godfried is my favorite guest on those shows; I never appreciated him until recently, but Paul Lynde is up there too.
I can't not put Trebek at the top. Steve Harvey is good, but I find his version of Family Feud difficult to watch because there are so many over-the-top dumb sexual innuendos. The art of subtlety is non-existent on that show. No one can touch Richard Dawson as a Feud host.
and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.
Not the funniest, but I can't help but feel bad, and laugh at this one every time I see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLU3pIAAjQ
I'm just not completely sure he "got it."
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I believe the one constant of the game show universe is that, regardless of the decade, the host, the age, gender, race, or ethnicity of the contestant, Family Feud will deliver the most hilarity.
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Thanks dad.
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:heart
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-writes down joke for future use-
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:lol
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:clap:
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a bar..
The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."
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...or a reservation. That's a big party.
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But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.
Yup...that's what I focused on. :P
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The Guamish also seem to have been excluded.
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My brain hurts.
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Stand up and give it some air.
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And yet, you missed the comedic line from a TV show.
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
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Sometimes you need to look twice
(https://i.postimg.cc/tC82Nfdy/289173244-453274060138342-8127013198636672821-n.jpg)
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:zydar:
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But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.
Yup...that's what I focused on. :P
I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.
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But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.
Yup...that's what I focused on. :P
I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.
Or be funny.
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But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.
Yup...that's what I focused on. :P
I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.
Or be funny.
XJ, I'm positive you're correct, but I gotta be me, and I feel like the minimal payoff warranted it. :)
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Or be funny.
Agree to disagree.
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(https://i.imgur.com/mZaMnHx.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/D7fQJzO.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1ZXTjiQ.jpeg)
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These are all pretty good. The steak, the overalls, and the "looks like you're pregnant" ones are top notch.
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That one flew over my head.
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(https://i.imgur.com/HrMTc0v.jpg)
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I NEED that sign for my bathroom.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hgsnmt9.gif)
Sure to get an Eh+.
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That one flew over my head.
Actually, YOUR response apparently flew over my head, since I just got that. Well played, my friend! :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/3V2R4Z4.png)
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:icy:
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(https://i.imgur.com/3V2R4Z4.png)
I love that guy's works. Posters know it's a setup and his responses are almost always hilarious. I do wonder if he started out with snark and it devolved into a meme-making factory.
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I love those!
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Wasn't quite sure whether to post this here or the "mundane stories" thread, but it made me chuckle out loud, so here I am.
I got an email from the bank that issued one of my credit cards about a "special offer." Inside, it said I could "[e]arn up to a $2,500 cash bonus when you open a savings account and complete required activities." Wow...I've heard of $50 or $100, but that's a lot of money. What's the catch?
In order to get ANY amount of money, I have to deposit at least $10k. What's the reward for that? $25. In order to get $2,500, I'd have to deposit...
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/sEULHciNa7tUQ/200.gif)
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.0025% interest. What a deal!
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Wasn't quite sure whether to post this here or the "mundane stories" thread, but it made me chuckle out loud, so here I am.
I got an email from the bank that issued one of my credit cards about a "special offer." Inside, it said I could "[e]arn up to a $2,500 cash bonus when you open a savings account and complete required activities." Wow...I've heard of $50 or $100, but that's a lot of money. What's the catch?
In order to get ANY amount of money, I have to deposit at least $10k. What's the reward for that? $25. In order to get $2,500, I'd have to deposit...
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/sEULHciNa7tUQ/200.gif)
I've gotten several of those, it's indeed hilarious.
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Nice try, NASA
(https://i.imgur.com/Q6On4Sy.jpg)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/yxWrjzfH/FB-IMG-1657659884477.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zHZjD4Zt)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/yxWrjzfH/FB-IMG-1657659884477.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zHZjD4Zt)
Tim doesn't know what this is. :biggrin:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/yxWrjzfH/FB-IMG-1657659884477.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zHZjD4Zt)
Tim doesn't know what this is. :biggrin:
The Superman reference? The telescope pictures? The concept of outer space in general?
Honestly, I can see all three. :P
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Maybe it will wake him out if his coma.
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Yeah I have no clue what Joe's post is.
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We are not shocked.
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Nice try, NASA
(https://i.imgur.com/Q6On4Sy.jpg)
:lol
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That would be a pretty cool countertop pattern, tho.
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(https://i.imgur.com/uByY4Pd.png)
But does it take two hands to get the job done?
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(https://i.imgur.com/uByY4Pd.png)
But does it take two hands to get the job done?
That billboard is severely underestimating my skills.
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Ditto; that billboard is playing checkers, we're playing chess.
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Usually, the other object is on fire, not my hand.
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Usually, the other object is on fire, not my hand.
Friction burns are a thing...shit, during my teen years my junk looked like it rolled out of a speeding car.
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Usually, the other object is on fire, not my hand.
Friction burns are a thing...shit, during my teen years my junk looked like it rolled out of a speeding car.
Escaping from you. :lol
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In those days I beat that thing like it owed me money.
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:lol
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That took me 1/2 a sec, but :clap:
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As soon as I read "In space" I knew where it was going. :lol
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
God dammit. That was the only direction I was even looking and I still didn't see it.
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Had to look that one up. I like the Alien one.
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I had to actually count it out in my head, just to make sure :lol
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I had to actually count it out in my head, just to make sure :lol
I’m guessing the symbol for Sodium is “Na”?
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Yes, from the latin "Natrium"
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I just realized that Batman is 5 atoms behind Jude.
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I just realized that Batman is 5 atoms behind Jude.
:lol
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And one behind my angel. (when she became the centerfold)
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Not sure how I missed that batch but I laughed at the Stranger Things one :lol
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From the Hard Times. I mean, it's not wrong.
Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
I’ve been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream Theater’s “Octavarium” instead of the Meet the Fockers DVD I asked for. It’s a wild concept album about the number 8 or stop signs or mixed martial arts, I’m not sure which. But when revisiting that album recently, I realized that someone needs to finally write a concept album about the ills inflicted upon society by rapidly advancing technology.
Why hasn’t anyone ever done this? So many great prog metal bands out there seem to avoid the topic. What are you doing, Queensrÿche? Meshuggah? Symphony X? You could write about genetic modifications or that time Google killed the Google Reader RSS program. But fine, leave a platinum record on the table if you wish.
There are so many angles one could use: AI, social media’s rotting of the mind, too many porn choices to fit into your average Friday evening. The damage done by technology is so obvious! So why are the shreddiest, most asexual metal bands terrified to address it? Maybe it’s because they are all so dependent on technology. Who is Devin Townsend without his eleven delay pedals? Who is John Petrucci without $6,000 guitar amps and a neckbeard? No one, I suppose.
Maybe I need to write this album on my own. I’ll call it… Mission: Thoughttheft. It’s about, like, government surveillance, Instagram giving people body dysmorphia, and big tech eroding the idea of objectivity and truth. Our protagonist (me) is smarter than everyone else and can see the chilling effects of technological dependence. The people won’t listen because they’re too stupid, but he persists. He fights off the robot horde, finds the big mainframe, and headbutts it to Hell where Satan kicks the shit out of it for eternity.
Oh, and the final track is about how Apple took away the Home button and replaced it with a gesture. Is there a better example of technology sucking total ass? I think not.
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For the record, I did NOT write that article (that second to last paragraph almost made me dizzy to read it was like looking in the mirror).
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From the Hard Times. I mean, it's not wrong.
Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
I’ve been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream Theater’s “Octavarium” instead of the Meet the Fockers DVD I asked for. It’s a wild concept album about the number 8 or stop signs or mixed martial arts, I’m not sure which. But when revisiting that album recently, I realized that someone needs to finally write a concept album about the ills inflicted upon society by rapidly advancing technology.
Why hasn’t anyone ever done this? So many great prog metal bands out there seem to avoid the topic. What are you doing, Queensrÿche? Meshuggah? Symphony X? You could write about genetic modifications or that time Google killed the Google Reader RSS program. But fine, leave a platinum record on the table if you wish.
There are so many angles one could use: AI, social media’s rotting of the mind, too many porn choices to fit into your average Friday evening. The damage done by technology is so obvious! So why are the shreddiest, most asexual metal bands terrified to address it? Maybe it’s because they are all so dependent on technology. Who is Devin Townsend without his eleven delay pedals? Who is John Petrucci without $6,000 guitar amps and a neckbeard? No one, I suppose.
Maybe I need to write this album on my own. I’ll call it… Mission: Thoughttheft. It’s about, like, government surveillance, Instagram giving people body dysmorphia, and big tech eroding the idea of objectivity and truth. Our protagonist (me) is smarter than everyone else and can see the chilling effects of technological dependence. The people won’t listen because they’re too stupid, but he persists. He fights off the robot horde, finds the big mainframe, and headbutts it to Hell where Satan kicks the shit out of it for eternity.
Oh, and the final track is about how Apple took away the Home button and replaced it with a gesture. Is there a better example of technology sucking total ass? I think not.
IF there was such an album the first verses could go something like:
Far in the distant future
Beyond the pages of our time
Cold-blooded wicked tyrants
Threaten the freedom of mankind
Corruption, lust and greed
Define the new nobility
Changing the course of history
Across the vast North Empire
Most people struggle to survive
Living a meek existence
While their secluded leader thrives
We are living day to day
Forced to bear the lion's share
People just don't have the time for music anymore
And no one seems to care
My friends I've seen the chosen one
Our quest for freedom has begun
He will be the answer to our prayers
There walks a god among us
Who's seen the writing on the wall
He is the revolution
He'll be the one to save us all
My brother Gabriel is all the hope we need
Shining like a beacon in the night
Shepherd of Ravenskill
A reason to believe
Music is the gift he brings
The songbird stops to listen when he sings
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From the Hard Times. I mean, it's not wrong.
Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
Believe it or not, this was the first idea I had when brainstorming for Puppies Concept Album round.
I was thinking more along the lines of Social Media, but it kind of went out the window by Puppies' harsh words for Accept when reviewing Kade's EP last round. I was planning on building it around Overnight Sensation.
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From the Hard Times. I mean, it's not wrong.
Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
Believe it or not, this was the first idea I had when brainstorming for Puppies Concept Album round.
I was thinking more along the lines of Social Media, but it kind of went out the window by Puppies' harsh words for Accept when reviewing Kade's EP last round. I was planning on building it around Overnight Sensation.
Building your submission around the theme of one song!?!? Sacre bleu!
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Mile Marker Zero did that concept. No joke.
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Mile Marker Zero did that concept. No joke.
I was gonna say, there are several concept albums very similar to the idea pitched in that article.
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For sure. Kilroy Was Here. Ect. That's the joke though.
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From the Hard Times. I mean, it's not wrong.
Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
Believe it or not, this was the first idea I had when brainstorming for Puppies Concept Album round.
I was thinking more along the lines of Social Media, but it kind of went out the window by Puppies' harsh words for Accept when reviewing Kade's EP last round. I was planning on building it around Overnight Sensation.
Building your submission around the theme of one song!?!? Sacre bleu!
Blue sugar?
And it's not so much building it around a song, but sometimes a song can steer you in a certain direction, and once Overnight Sensation was ruled out, I lost the plot.
However, once I heard another song, my current concept album came to me all at once.
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Da Fuq Tim?! Lol
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This is nearly two years old, but I stumbled on it today. I want to feel bad for the guy when someone starts laughing right out of the box, but it's just too damn funny...and he does it with a completely straight face!
https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1301144359287558146?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1301144359287558146%7Ctwgr%5E18fc9a550538d2fc49e38a2a9b9483258914811e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Farticle_28525_boneless-wings-arent-wings-but-why-stop-food-there.html
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My fuckin Tacos better be boneless!! Jesus, ya almost want to troll the guy back with a pledge to have EVERYTHING referred to as “boneless”. :lol
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Talk about a waste of a city council's time.
But I do like me some saucy nugs.
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This is nearly two years old, but I stumbled on it today. I want to feel bad for the guy when someone starts laughing right out of the box, but it's just too damn funny...and he does it with a completely straight face!
https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1301144359287558146?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1301144359287558146%7Ctwgr%5E18fc9a550538d2fc49e38a2a9b9483258914811e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Farticle_28525_boneless-wings-arent-wings-but-why-stop-food-there.html
I liked how he turned to the laugher and asked, "Excuse me, I'm trying to... excuse me, c'mon on." as if it was the most normal thing in the world to discuss "boneless" chicken wings at a city counsel meeting. That was classic.
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I said in the other exasperated thread, I was waiting for Jury duty and the hall was blasting Hallmark movies and they were running a special Christmas in July with Christmas jingles playing all the day.
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All outstanding except for the Christmas music one; I LOVE Christmas music, even in October! :) :) :)
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I liked how he turned to the laugher and asked, "Excuse me, I'm trying to... excuse me, c'mon on." as if it was the most normal thing in the world to discuss "boneless" chicken wings at a city counsel meeting. That was classic.
Honestly, the funniest part of it is that I had never really given any thought to the fact that a "boneless wing" is something that couldn't possibly exist. :lol
Excellent batch (especially "humidititties"), Zydar! Although I want to know why Karen's husband/boyfriend moved to the other side of her to make his retort.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
You people are weird.
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I don't find "Christmas music" out of season to be in any way offensive. I just find it distractingly strange and out of place. (although I get the charm and humor of a Christmas in July party, and think it'd be funny to wear Christmas board shorts and an "ugly sweater" tank top)
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
I don't mind Christmas music. It's just out of place if it's not seasonal.
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Last Christmas in heavy rotation from october through january would definitely give me a headache, so I can relate to that.
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There are certain Christmas songs that drive me crazy, but in general I'm okay starting Christmas music a little earlier. Maybe November sometime. If you follow the old rule of waiting until after Thanksgiving, that sometimes only leaves like three weeks of "Christmas season" and then it's gone. So if starts a little sooner, that's fine. Sorry for the Thanksgiving defenders out there, but Turkey Day now gets folded into the end-of-year holidays. The world sucks, so having a few more weeks of joy, even artificially induced, works for me. Turkey Day through New Year's Day is now like a six-week end-of-year party.
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Or just get congress to synchronise thanksgiving with the canadians!
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Thanksgiving can basically suck my balls anyway. While I greatly appreciate the four-day weekend, which I sometimes stretch into a week off, the day itself basically blows. As a kid, a couple of my sisters would come over...maybe (one was married young and another worked in a hospital). But the food is overrated. And it's not like there are any Thanksgiving songs. Maybe "Over the River and Through the Woods"?
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I love Thanksgiving. Getting that family together is my favorite part. 2020 & 2021 I had to work because of corporate greed.
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I have nothing against Thanksgiving. I know some people feel like it should be its own thing and/or it's being overshadowed by Christmas, the grand capitalistic feeding frenzy, but I try to take the good with the bad. "The Holidays" as a concept is bigger and longer, and that's always good.*
*That's what she said.
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Or just get congress to synchronise thanksgiving with the canadians!
Why don't the Canads synchronize with us? They're the suburb, not the United States. ;0 :)
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Or just get congress to synchronise thanksgiving with the canadians!
Why don't the Canads synchronize with us? They're the suburb, not the United States. ;0 :)
Because we actually are thankful for the fall harvest. Not conquest. :biggrin:
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I just love stuffing.
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:lol
I just love stuffing.
Quote:
*That's what she said.
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I used to hate Thanksgiving as a kid, but as an adult I really enjoy the holiday. I love the food, and it's often just been with my immediate family in Jacksonville (which seems like the plan again for this year) so it's more lowkey and we've started a tradition of tossing the turkey carcass into a local pond for the gators :lol
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:lol
I just love stuffing.
Quote:
*That's what she said.
Worst day for that. :lol
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So... baked or fried? We haven't done T-giving in recent years (we're both on our second marriages, so we let the ex's have the kids for the Thursday) but I've taken to deep frying a turkey in peanut oil to have around for the weekend (sort of hopping right to the leftovers).
For other reasons - primarily that I am pretty much the patriarch in my family now, literally on my side and for all intents and purposes on my wife's side - we're thinking about restarting the Christmas and Thanksgiving rituals in our house.
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So... baked or fried? We haven't done T-giving in recent years (we're both on our second marriages, so we let the ex's have the kids for the Thursday) but I've taken to deep frying a turkey in peanut oil to have around for the weekend (sort of hopping right to the leftovers).
For other reasons - primarily that I am pretty much the patriarch in my family now, literally on my side and for all intents and purposes on my wife's side - we're thinking about restarting the Christmas and Thanksgiving rituals in our house.
The one time we had a fried turkey I thought it was pretty good. But it's still turkey. One of my least favorites of all the meats. Besides, TG is about the sides when you really get down to it.
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So, I'm not going to post the link (anyone can find it) but a school district in Wisconsin has banned the use of pronouns.
The essays are going to get really interesting. :P
And yes, I know they are talking about staff email signatures but if I were a student, I'd have a bunch of fun with this.
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:lol
That is awesome!
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I had a pretty good laugh at this:
How metal sounds to non-metal listeners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScpKqs1TVQ
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I had a pretty good laugh at this:
How metal sounds to non-metal listeners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScpKqs1TVQ
I chuckled at this, but the comments on that video are cancer.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
Not sure we can be friends anymore.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
Not sure we can be friends anymore.
Finally. Dissension. :lol
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
Not sure we can be friends anymore.
Finally. Dissension. :lol
It doesn't take much for me. Probably why I'm a grumpy lonely bastard, but......a deal breaker is a deal breaker.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
That reminds me, I need to update my avatar.
Or not. It's going to be appropriate in four months anyway.
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I could listen to Christmas music all year long.
Not sure we can be friends anymore.
In a case of incredibly ironic timing, I'm running through my 2017's listening for the month of August, and literally 2 minutes ago, IQ/Tales from a Dark Christmas just started as I came thru this thread.
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As someone who deals with fire extinguishers as part of my job, I found that funny :)
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I'm going to burn for eternity, but I thought the "gang signs" one was funny. Also the pizza one.
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Something you never saw from 12 feet away on a 13" CRT TV.
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Ah, a mountain stream! Such a beautiful sight.
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And the snow-capped mountains!
Also fuck pumpkin spice (but it's a small price to pay for summer ending).
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That kid gets an A+ in my art class. He pulled that off really well. :lol
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Something you never saw from 12 feet away on a 13" CRT TV.
HAHA
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That kid gets an A+ in my art class. He pulled that off really well. :lol
That kid knew. He knew.
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Haha that Houses and Humans is gold. Solid batch.
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Haha that Houses and Humans is gold. Solid batch.
Agreed; though let me say, the "Dad sacrifice" one brought a tear to my eye. My step son and daughter both do NOT like the end pieces. I can't tell you how many sandwiches I've eaten that look exactly like that, and I don't say anything, but secretly hope that I'm moving the cosmic needle in some minor way! :) :)
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Funny how it's the same here, I'm the one that finishes those end pieces at my house. No one likes them and they just throw it and I'm like WHY?! I don't mind them honestly, don't think it's a big deal. I sometimes, depending on how thick the outer crust is, sneak one end piece when making my daughter's sandwich and just give it to her, she never notices that one is an end slice.
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I actually like the end pieces, I'm weird that way. But I would much rather spread some peanut butter on them than have it with ham and cheese :(
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I actually like the end pieces, I'm weird that way. But I would much rather spread some peanut butter on them than have it with ham and cheese :(
Protip... use them as grilled cheese - or grilled anything. But yeah, I'm the only one that eats the end slices in the jingle.household.
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I actually like the end pieces, I'm weird that way. But I would much rather spread some peanut butter on them than have it with ham and cheese :(
That's actually the best way for me too. I like toasting my peanut butter bread, and the end pieces are perfect for that.
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
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If I were in a metric country I would definitely say 2.54 centimetered. So much cooler.
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I also like the end pieces in loaves of bread, and am the only such person in my house.
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It's amazing what you, as parents, can get away with regarding your kids. I always told my kids that the end pieces were the "special pieces" because they had all that extra flavor. They had no problem eating sandwiches made with the end pieces, and they always ate crusts and everything because of the extra flavor in the crusts. Anything I thought might pose a potential issue, I'd tell them ahead of time how it was "special". I don't know why that was the magic word, but it worked.
My wife's mom would just invert an end piece, so at first glance it looked like a regular piece. And in her family, you just ate what mom gave you. There was no argument.
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
Who the fuck says that?
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
Who the fuck says that?
What, do you want me to name names? :lol
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
Who the fuck says that?
What, do you want me to name names? :lol
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
Who the fuck says that?
What, do you want me to name names? :lol
Not really, I've just never heard that phrase in my life. "measured response", yes. Metered? Never.
Could be a me thing.
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."
Yes.
Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.
Who the fuck says that?
What, do you want me to name names? :lol
I'm sure that Miles wouldn't give a metered response.
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I wonder if any guys named "Miles" go by "One-Point-Six-Kilometers" when they're outside the U.S.
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I wonder if any guys named "Miles" go by "One-Point-Six-Kilometers" when they're outside the U.S.
:lol
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Have you never heard of the famous trumpeter 1.6km Davis?
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So would that mean in the UK Spiderverse has 1.6km Morales?
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Don't forget Transporter Chief 1.6km O'Brien.
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Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away? :metal
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Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away? :metal
What does Seventeen compute to in the metric system?
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Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable. It just IS. :metal
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Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable. It just IS. :metal
I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.
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Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable. It just IS. :metal
I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.
I chose that term for a reason and you did not disappoint :lol :tup
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Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable. It just IS. :metal
I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.
Tried is the key word here. And Tim failed.
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Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away? :metal
:lol
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
804.6km more?
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Our house is in the middle of our street.
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ? My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine :lol
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Love sibling stories like that. My brother and I rib each other like that all the time.
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Our house is in the middle of our street.
For some reason, I've always found this song interesting. I don't hate it.
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ? My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine :lol
It is a fucking horrid song, no question.
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Our house is in the middle of our street.
Does it have a crowd?
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ? My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine :lol
Give it time, it grows on you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCuljPiNi8
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ? My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine :lol
Give it time, it grows on you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCuljPiNi8
No.no. This version is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=2s
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km? :metal
Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ? My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine :lol
For me, it's "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes; this was the impetus of my choice in the "12 Song Album Game" or whatever it's called.
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Luft balloons for the win. :)
The spaghetti one; I carried around a piece that my daughter did just like that, but with q-tips. I have a picture somewhere but it was SO COOL. I had to throw it away, though, because it collected dust and a spider decided to live in there, creeping out my kid.
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That is just pure gold lolll
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Is there something more to that one? I didn't quite get it. Owen Wilson, Fozzy Bear... is it a play on how Zach sings the lyrics to that song?
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Is there something more to that one? I didn't quite get it. Owen Wilson, Fozzy Bear... is it a play on how Zach sings the lyrics to that song?
Bulls on Parade!
Guitar sound from the song.
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Is there something more to that one? I didn't quite get it. Owen Wilson, Fozzy Bear... is it a play on how Zach sings the lyrics to that song?
Wow wow, whacka, wow wow
Whacka whacka whacka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4 around the 24 second mark.
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I guess the "wow" part comes from some movie I've never seen.
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Owen Wilson has a distinctive way of saying "wow", DT used that wow on a track on D/T - S2N right at the end of a break. He's said it in many movies which is kinda why you see lots of "wow" memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn5Tattkj_E&ab_channel=Owenergy
Some brave guy compiled his wows.
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I have no idea what that's all about. ???
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Where does french cheese obtain it's depth of flavour?
From age.
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Where does french cheese obtain it's depth of flavour?
From age.
I love humor like this. +5 points to you, good sir.
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I have no idea what that's all about. ???
Same. Even the explanation raises more questions than it answers.
Where does french cheese obtain it's depth of flavour?
From age.
I love humor like this. +5 points to you, good sir.
X2 from me! :lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/K8vDQYCh/FB-IMG-1661391436559.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Owen Wilson (the man in the picture) is known for saying "wow" a lot. Fuzzie Bear says "Wacka". If you follow the pattern in the picture is sounds like the song "Bulls on Parade" from Rage Against the machine.
Adami linked it earlier.
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Owen Wilson blows.
But I do like Lightning McQueen.
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Owen Wilson blows.
But I do like Lightning McQueen.
Yep, can't stand him.
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Owen Wilson blows.
But I do like Lightning McQueen.
I don't care much for his work, but Midnight in Paris is a great movie with a great soundtrack.
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True! Although to be fair, they didn't quite 'shop it all out.
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First thing I noticed was "Andy Samberg looks different".
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This is one of the best dances to a video game soundtrack I have ever seen. I just about lost it when he went around like a clock. :lol
Diddy Kong Racing - TT Theme (https://youtu.be/qx0zmIOvVI8)
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^^ Now THAT'S funny.
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HAHA, I like that last one. :)
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I like the Crocs one, and I've seen variations on the crow one before. I assume the ring one is a vague reference to Lord of the Rings, but I don't otherwise get it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/dl73oGj.jpg)
They don't seem to be observing CORVID social distancing recommendations.
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They don't seem to be observing CORVID social distancing recommendations.
I believe that would be "CROWVID." :biggrin:
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They don't seem to be observing CORVID social distancing recommendations.
I believe that would be "CROWVID." :biggrin:
Actually, you're both right. Corvidae (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae)
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I participated in a first aid course today at the university I work at. The course was given in Swedish but with some English subtitles translated from the Swedish for some of the video demonstrations. One of the topics covered was what to do in the event of choking, and the video first did demonstrations of the two methods of blockage displacement: pounding a person on the back and using abdominal thrusts (i.e. Heimlichs). After the demonstrations we were asked to practice these two things. The way the English subtitles phrased the next instructions was:
"Now, in pairs, practice pounding and thrusting each other."
And that, ladies and gentleman, demonstrates why translation is as much an art as it is a science.
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Did you report that to HR and demand everyone involved was immediately fired?
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Did you report that to HR and demand everyone involved was immediately fired?
Nah, I did what anyone would do. Posted the story on DTF and Facebook for my native speaking friends to laugh at.
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I feel triggered.
By the way, fun fact about Stadler... I've actually performed the Heimlich maneuver TWICE in my life on two different people. I'm not going to say that I saved anyone's life (well, yes, I am, to them, so they owe me) but both times pieces of food came up. I had to be first aid trained for my job (as a site supervisor) for about 12 years or so.
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Did you report that to HR and demand everyone involved was immediately fired?
Nah, I did what anyone would do. Posted the story on DTF and Facebook for my native speaking friends to laugh at.
Pft. Socialist.
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Pft. Socialist.
I'm seeing red, if only because I'm surrounded by all these flags.
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Pft. Socialist.
I'm seeing red, if only because I'm surrounded by all these flags.
Does it hurt your head? Was it maybe something you read?
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Pft. Socialist.
I'm seeing red, if only because I'm surrounded by all these flags.
Does it hurt your head? Was it maybe something you read?
I wonder if he'll get it?
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The truth is often bitter, left unsaid, but $2 says no.
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Love a good Electric Light Orchestra reference.
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(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_189_1643944152.jpeg)
Who? Well, they have "orchestra" in the name, so chances are, I probably heard them on my family radio when I was a youngster.
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(https://i.imgur.com/A2kyWyZ.jpg)
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Me no get it.
I recognize Liz and Chuck, but who are the other two?
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Me no get it.
I recognize Liz and Chuck, but who are the other two?
They changed prime ministers the same week Elizabeth died.
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Who? Well, they have "orchestra" in the name, so chances are, I probably heard them on my family radio when I was a youngster.
(https://c.tenor.com/_ErElebzWN0AAAAM/finger-shake-judge-judy.gif)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/pun8.jpg?w=650&ssl=1)
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/pun9.jpg?w=700&ssl=1)
These are both great!
(https://i.imgur.com/A2kyWyZ.jpg)
Hilarious! :lol
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All four of those are quality. Nice batch! Taste the peaness! :)
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That last one is the goddamn truth.
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(https://i.imgur.com/TGYKX5E.jpeg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA
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So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament. My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?" :lol
NSFW - lots of swearing. Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0
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So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament. My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?" :lol
NSFW - lots of swearing. Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0
What they did is really messed up. They've apparently won many tournaments and even have sponsorships.
It's hilarious because when you get too greedy the harder the fall from grace will be. And this fall from grace is now viewable by everyone around the world.
This may also lead to some possible harsher regulations in the sport of fishing.
I found the full video leading up to the reveal. It is way more impactful witnessing it all unfold.
https://youtu.be/mdsVAu5iDzc
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So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament. My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?" :lol
NSFW - lots of swearing. Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0
The judges thought something seemed fishy.
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So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament. My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?" :lol
NSFW - lots of swearing. Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0
The judges thought something seemed fishy.
LoL - Great dad joke! :D
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Damn...that's some shady ass shit... I'm amazed at the restraint everyone showed by not beating his ass on the spot, though I'm sure he got bounced around at some point.
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What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?
Luke warm.
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What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?
Luke warm.
................I'm stealing that you magnificent bastard.
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What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?
Luke warm.
:lol :lol :lol
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I’m stealing that one.
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/629933869654867988/1026703945097289818/unknown.png)
Which, of course, it is in Gaelic. :)
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That meme is never going to die
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(https://i.imgur.com/DWdKpzR.jpg)
Oh, that is good. That is worth the payoff, even if it did take a minute or two.
:tup
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My rabbi fiancée appreciated it.
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That's fucking clever.
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(https://i.imgur.com/DWdKpzR.jpg)
"Positive?" Said the doctor.
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Took me a minute, but well played. :lol
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I still don't get it.
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I still don't get it.
NOBODY TELL HIM!! :biggrin:
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I still don't get it.
Priest, pastor and rabbit. One obviously doesn't fit...........then read the blood type out loud. Rabbit should be something else.
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Is he negative? Is the joke Type O Negative?
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Dude, you're killing me. :lol
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Tim the rabbit is me on this forum. :lol :lol :lol
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He probably left the tea in his cart.
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It took me all day, but I finally got it.
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:lol :lol
This makes me think of Lisa Simpson trying to solve her box lunch riddle.
"Hey! Some of us are trying to solve it?" (https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWOwVKiIZ87LCsReJxlsLRPJNYJ-Ni0h5)
By the way, that joke is hilarious. That's a really good one.
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Reminded me of this:
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(https://i.imgur.com/DWdKpzR.jpg)
Reminded me of this:
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And the bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?”
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The "unexpected twist" ones are always the best. :)
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The high horse! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/9vsq5F9.jpg)
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." :hat
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I'm about 17, maybe closer to 20 - of those. Woo-hoo!
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I'm about 17 of those. Woo-hoo!
I'm only 7 or so.
Are you a sorcerer?
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Shit - I think I'm at 19. 20 on a
bad good day. :lol
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24 :lol
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12 for me
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Interestingly, the list says nothing about gay men (as long as you're not a girly-man).
Also, I guess if you're an envious OR thankless idolater (but not both), you're ok.
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Interestingly, the list says nothing about gay men (as long as you're not a girly-man).
Also, I guess if you're an envious OR thankless idolater (but not both), you're ok.
I think they covered it with Sodomites.
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I'm about 17 of those. Woo-hoo!
I'm only 7 or so.
Are you a sorcerer?
I did not count "sorcerer", but I did count "potty-mouth"s.
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He left off the prideful.
Since so many of them are gender or religion specific I only scored about 17, yet ironically I'm a far better Christian than he could ever hope to be.
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Interestingly, the list says nothing about gay men (as long as you're not a girly-man).
Also, I guess if you're an envious OR thankless idolater (but not both), you're ok.
I think they covered it with Sodomites.
I don't know about that. Not all sodomites are gay men, and I suspect not all gay men are sodomites.
In any event...
Since so many of them are gender or religion specific I only scored about 17
Same.
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LOL! I currently work retail, and it seems like the Holidays overlap earlier each year.
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Rich Fellers :rollin
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:lol
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Holy shit! :lol
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That's wrong on so many levels, and yet I have to wipe coffee off my desk. :)
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I'm sorry you had to open that at work.... Hope you have a private office :lol
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That first one especially :lol
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The Marx and magician ones are awesome.
I now order beer like this: "what do you have on tap that's NOT an IPA?" I do not like them, Sam I am!
All I can think of with the fourth one is that that's TERRIBLE face-guarding technique (especially on the left elbow strike). :biggrin:
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Love the Marx one and yes, IPA’s are gross.
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IPAs are great. Though if you grew up drinking US lager I can understand a beer tasting of something being disconcerting.
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:huh:
Most Americans did in fact grow up on US lagers, so how does that explain the popularity of IPA's in the US?
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:huh:
Most Americans did in fact grow up on US lagers, so how does that explain the popularity of IPA's in the US?
Exactly...and I don't like stuff like Budweiser and Coors because it tastes like water. IPAs are not the only type of beer that "tastes of something," but it's the only category that I find universally blech.
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You silly pleabians. Lol. I love all styles but IPA's are great.
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:huh:
Most Americans did in fact grow up on US lagers, so how does that explain the popularity of IPA's in the US?
It was a joke at the expense of Budweiser, no need to read further into it.
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It was a joke at the expense of Budweiser, no need to read further into it.
You miss the blech about IPA's and that was me having fun. IPA's are definitely an acquired taste.
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:lol that's hilarious, it reminds me of this oldie:
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I am not fully convinced most people who drink beer actually like the taste of beer at all.
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I am not fully convinced most people who drink beer actually like the taste of beer at all.
WUT? No one eats or drinks something they don't like. Come on now.
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I am not fully convinced most people who drink beer actually like the taste of beer at all.
I despise the taste of beer with a passion. Why would I force myself to drink it? Peer pressure, social pressure? The amount of looks I've had from other men when I tell them I hate beer, it's almost like I must be an alien. Do I give a fuck? Would I say I like it when I don't? No chance.
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How are American light beers and having sex in a canoe alike?
They are both fucking close to water.
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The Buds, Corrs ect are piss water.
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The Buds, Corrs ect are piss water.
Close, but you are thinking of Corona
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I am not fully convinced most people who drink beer actually like the taste of beer at all.
About a year ago, I took my then nearly 18yo out to eat and we stopped at BevMo afterward and I bought a few bottles of beer. I asked her about the possibility/likelihood of her drinking beer at college, and she made a very dismissive comment about finding it hard to imagine that she'd ever be interested in drinking "bread water." :lol
The Buds, Corrs ect are piss water.
Close, but you are thinking of Corona
Corona is worse than Bud & Coors.
Also, 75% of the Corrs were hot!
(https://www.irishexaminer.com/cms_media/module_img/1068/534059_1_seoimage4x3_bn-680858_da5b6a6b08094d2fb22a311d664a33c4.jpg)
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The Buds, Corrs ect are piss water.
Close, but you are thinking of Corona
I can add that to my list.
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Coors. Lol.
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I am not fully convinced most people who drink beer actually like the taste of beer at all.
About a year ago, I took my then nearly 18yo out to eat and we stopped at BevMo afterward and I bought a few bottles of beer. I asked her about the possibility/likelihood of her drinking beer at college, and she made a very dismissive comment about finding it hard to imagine that she'd ever be interested in drinking "bread water." :lol
The Buds, Corrs ect are piss water.
Close, but you are thinking of Corona
Corona is worse than Bud & Coors.
Also, 75% of the Corrs were hot!
(https://www.irishexaminer.com/cms_media/module_img/1068/534059_1_seoimage4x3_bn-680858_da5b6a6b08094d2fb22a311d664a33c4.jpg)
Well the 4th....
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Coors. Lol.
Coors is my favorite crushable beer, sure it's not great but it was what I'd splurge on in college when I wanted to be fancier than natty light.
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I agree about 75% of The Corrs. Babes, all three of them.
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That last one. :metal
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Haha yes and that dog's face!
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Awesome!
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Unfortunately, I just can't get past the apostrophes....
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Same here. Not a bad joke, but my brain keeps focusing on the grammar/typos.
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What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
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That joke is rough and smooth at the same time.
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Same here. Not a bad joke, but my brain keeps focusing on the grammar/typos.
Yeah. It drive's me crazy.
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That joke is rough and smooth at the same time.
Like TAC's momma! :lmao:
Wait, what?
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(https://media.tenor.com/itgLGkG86uoAAAAM/report-calling-police.gif)
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I'm constantly making up puns on the fly, and my friends hate it. Several of them have informed me that any time they hear a pun somewhere, they think, "damn it, Tim!" Apparently I can't stop. Last night I dreamed I told a joke about Hebrew Sith Lords. "Always Jew there are. No more, no less."
I woke up mad at myself.
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Every time I read Tim's posts.
(https://i.postimg.cc/tTvCYbcn/20221110-072408.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sQSRNks3)
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:lol
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:metal :metal :metal
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Can I laugh at that last one? Is that proper? :) :)
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Can I laugh at that last one? Is that proper? :) :)
I mean, I did.
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Can I laugh at that last one? Is that proper? :) :)
:lol
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Can I laugh at that last one? Is that proper? :) :)
Proper ... but uncivilized.
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Missed opportunity. You should have misspelled it "uncivilised."
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Can I laugh at that last one? Is that proper? :) :)
It's right proper, governor!
My favourite was the Dollar General.
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You got some weak ass microwave. 40 seconds in mine.
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Hot dogs in the microwave?
For me it's pan-fried or nothing.
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For me it's pan-fried or nothing.
This is gospel, kids. Listen to the prophet Zydar!
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Hot dogs in the microwave?
For me it's pan-fried or nothing.
Boiled in oil is amazing. There was a place my dad took me as a kid that did it. So damn good.
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Tops for me os over an open fire-pit. Then, I prefer the steamer, then BBQ. Never pan fried a wiener in my life. Maybe I ought to try it. Microwave is solely out of speed and convenience.
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I Usually throw some butter on a pan and let it cook for a bit. I don't do boiled or microwaved.
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Butterfly and pan fried with minimal oil.
Chef has spoken.
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I'll nuke 'em sometimes. Less cleanup for a marginal return.
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Do people really still cook hotdogs themselves? Unless I'm at a sporting event the only times I've eaten meat tubes in bread have been proper brats, or Italian sausage. I've got nothing against a good hotdog, all kinds of interesting styles to choose from, but it wouldn't occur to me to actually cook them for myself. Too many other good sausage options.
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It's a quick and easy lunch or snack to make for the little ones. 30 seconds in the microwave, add a bead of ketchup, and voila... happy kid. But even the 11 year old has graduated from hot dogs to something along the lines of a brat/sausage.
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It's a quick and easy lunch or snack to make for the little ones. 30 seconds in the microwave, add a bead of ketchup, and voila... happy kid. But even the 11 year old has graduated from hot dogs to something along the lines of a brat/sausage.
Fair enough. I'd figured that having kiddos probably factors into it.
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Seems like some of you have never cooked a hot dog over the stove without a pan and just a fork over the gas burner. :lol
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In general, a microwave should be avoided as much as possible.
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I didn't know this meme would start a conversation about hotdogs. Lol. So my dad boiled them forever. I hated that. They had to be grilled. I loved adding grilled hotdogs to Mac n cheese.
Now that I'm watching my sodium intake, I haven't had a hotdog since 2016.
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I Usually throw some butter on a pan and let it cook for a bit. I don't do boiled or microwaved.
Or
Butterfly and pan fried with minimal oil.
Chef has spoken.
I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done. I eat them reasonably frequently.
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
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My son makes something that my wife calls "[kid's name]'s dirty dogs." I don't know exactly what it involves, but it's melted butter and a bunch of seasonings in a pan, and he toasts the buns in the same pan. He also uses ketchup to which he adds a bunch of dry seasoning. They both love them.
For my part, the only hot dogs I've eaten in at least the past 10 years have been (1) at sporting events, (2) a handful of visits to Nathan's in Vegas and once in New York, and (3) at this place near my house where they sell natural casing dogs. I haven't had a homemade hot dog in at least two decades (although that might change if I could find natural casing dogs at the grocery store).
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
HAHA, no, that's a US euphemism. I didn't mean cook it in jam, I meant that in a pinch I would eat them boiled.
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
LOLOL!
Quoth Stadler: "I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done."
That "a" makes all the difference. Actually boiling a hot dog in jam would be hilarious and a crazy waste of jam!
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
LOLOL!
Quoth Stadler: "I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done."
That "a" makes all the difference. Actually boiling a hot dog in jam would be hilarious and a crazy waste of jam!
My mom had a recipe for cocktail weiners that was very close to a recipe my wife has for swedish meatballs that are in a sauce of grape jelly and chili sauce (I think that's what it's called). Sounds gross but both are delicious.
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
LOLOL!
Quoth Stadler: "I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done."
That "a" makes all the difference. Actually boiling a hot dog in jam would be hilarious and a crazy waste of jam!
Yeah, but the "a" could also imply different kinds of jam - blueberry, strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, peach ....
I'll be honest, I read it the same as XJ, and though ... WTF?
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
LOLOL!
Quoth Stadler: "I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done."
That "a" makes all the difference. Actually boiling a hot dog in jam would be hilarious and a crazy waste of jam!
My mom had a recipe for cocktail weiners that was very close to a recipe my wife has for swedish meatballs that are in a sauce of grape jelly and chili sauce (I think that's what it's called). Sounds gross but both are delicious.
Our cocktail weiner recipe involves grape jelly and mustard, among other things. Same concept. Absolutely delicious.
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
LOLOL!
Quoth Stadler: "I'll do boiled in a jam, but that's the way I like them done."
That "a" makes all the difference. Actually boiling a hot dog in jam would be hilarious and a crazy waste of jam!
Yeah, but the "a" could also imply different kinds of jam - blueberry, strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, peach ....
I'll be honest, I read it the same as XJ, and though ... WTF?
I too read it the same way as XJ, but thought "Interesting. Sounds similar to a cocktail sausage recipe, but I wouldn't have thought of doing a full hotdog that way."
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Wrap them dogs in crescent rolls and bake ‘‘em up!
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My grandfather's cocktail weenie recipe was ketchup (fuck catsup!), brown sugar, and Jim Beam in a chafing dish. Liked 'em as a kid. Wouldn't want any part of them nowadays. Way too many good aps in my family.
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You yanks really don't do deadpan humour, do ya? :p
Lingonberry jam is actually pretty common accompaniment to meatballs and the like in Sweden, so I could see some sweet/sour flavours working. Some parts of the us do a jam/chilli sauce combo for cocktail meatballs right?
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You yanks really don't do deadpan humour, do ya? :p
I've never used a deadpan. Does it help keep the temperature of your jam even when boiling it?
Lingonberry jam is actually pretty common accompaniment to meatballs and the like in Sweden, so I could see some sweet/sour flavours working. Some parts of the us do a jam/chilli sauce combo for cocktail meatballs right?
I've seen similar recipes, yes.
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I too read it the same way as XJ....
I did too, but I overlooked the "a".
I've never used a deadpan. Does it help keep the temperature of your jam even when boiling it?
Do...do you put the dead body in the pan before or after the jam?
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I've never used a deadpan.
I mean, I've never used a live one, so mine must all be dead.
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Evil Dead Dogs.
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I've never used a deadpan. Does it help keep the temperature of your jam even when boiling it?
Do...do you put the dead body in the pan before or after the jam?
Depends on the flavor profile you are going for. Allegedly. :ontome:
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:lol :lol
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You yanks really don't do deadpan humour, do ya? :p
I've never used a deadpan. Does it help keep the temperature of your jam even when boiling it?
Channeling your inner Drax I see.
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You yanks really don't do deadpan humour, do ya? :p
I've never used a deadpan. Does it help keep the temperature of your jam even when boiling it?
Channeling your inner Drax I see.
I'm waiting for Tim to pop up and say "Who?"
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You forgot THE WTF part.
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Isn't Drax Sheppard married to Kristen Bell?
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First of all. HOLY SHIT!
secondly. Wrong Dax.
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So, let's bring on the funnies again shall we?
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Haha love the headlight :rollin
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As the days get shorter, I leave work when it's already dark outside so the headlight one hits home. I have auto dimming mirrors and even that doesn't help at times. I joked before that I'm going to buy a strong flashlight and point it at drivers with strong headlights. Or this:
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Glorious!
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As the days get shorter, I leave work when it's already dark outside so the headlight one hits home. I have auto dimming mirrors and even that doesn't help at times. I joked before that I'm going to buy a strong flashlight and point it at drivers with strong headlights. Or this:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9391822592/hC821205F/ineed-this-my-life)
Thy one complaint I have about my car is that it's so low to the ground everything blinds me at night. I need to tape a black bag to the rear window to save my eyes.
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Isn't Drax Sheppard married to Kristen Bell?
Cowboys QB.
Seriously, I haven't a clue what a "Drax" is.
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Isn't Drax Sheppard married to Kristen Bell?
Cowboys QB.
Seriously, I haven't a clue what a "Drax" is.
He's a character from Guardians of the Galaxy. Tim doesn't know that either.
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:lol Exactly. Tim is Drax!
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He's a character from Guardians of the Galaxy. Tim doesn't know that either.
No I don't. Although it was confirmed to me that I saw one of those movies on a plane where the guy diagonal in front of me was watching. It was the movie with the large Grimace On Steroids guy.
I could not believe how dumb it looked with its embarrassingly fake effects. i think only being able to hear the dialog would've just made it even fucking stupider.
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He's a character from Guardians of the Galaxy. Tim doesn't know that either.
No I don't. Although it was confirmed to me that I saw one of those movies on a plane where the guy diagonal in front of me was watching. It was the movie with the large Grimace On Steroids guy.
I could not believe how dumb it looked with its embarrassingly fake effects. i think only being able to hear the dialog would've just made it even fucking stupider.
FFS
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:lol That's my Tim. :rollin
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As the days get shorter, I leave work when it's already dark outside so the headlight one hits home. I have auto dimming mirrors and even that doesn't help at times. I joked before that I'm going to buy a strong flashlight and point it at drivers with strong headlights. Or this:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9391822592/hC821205F/ineed-this-my-life)
Thy one complaint I have about my car is that it's so low to the ground everything blinds me at night. I need to tape a black bag to the rear window to save my eyes.
Porsche world problems. :lol :lol
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He's a character from Guardians of the Galaxy. Tim doesn't know that either.
No I don't. Although it was confirmed to me that I saw one of those movies on a plane where the guy diagonal in front of me was watching. It was the movie with the large Grimace On Steroids guy.
I could not believe how dumb it looked with its embarrassingly fake effects. i think only being able to hear the dialog would've just made it even fucking stupider.
I think I saw the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie, and I can confirm its stupidity.
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He's a character from Guardians of the Galaxy. Tim doesn't know that either.
No I don't. Although it was confirmed to me that I saw one of those movies on a plane where the guy diagonal in front of me was watching. It was the movie with the large Grimace On Steroids guy.
I could not believe how dumb it looked with its embarrassingly fake effects. i think only being able to hear the dialog would've just made it even fucking stupider.
Large Grimace on steroids guy. :lol
I too have no idea what the fuck this is.
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Boiling in jam seems like it would be overly sweet.
HAHA, no, that's a US euphemism. I didn't mean cook it in jam, I meant that in a pinch I would eat them boiled.
I legit read that as you were boiling it in jam too. Was confused as fuck there for a minute.
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You shut ins. Lol
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I kinda now want to try that this weekend.
I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever". Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
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I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever".
??? What in the world do you call it then?
Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
??? No.
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I kinda now want to try that this weekend.
I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever". Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
But, best to my knowledge, jam and jelly are different things.
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I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever".
??? What in the world do you call it then?
Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
??? No.
https://youtu.be/hawQ5wobi1Y
Jam and jelly are different; jelly has just the juices, jam is mashed fruit. More or less. Having said that, we were a "jelly" family. Everything was called "jelly" by default.
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I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever".
??? What in the world do you call it then?
Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
??? No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hawQ5wobi1Y
Edit: Stads beat me to it. LOL
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I deal with paper jam quite often here at work.
Yup. That's my contribution to the discussion.
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Jam and jelly are definitely different, but my preference is strawberry preserves.
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I kinda now want to try that this weekend.
I'm also thinking "I've never called it "jam" ever". Remember that commercial when the guy says "would you please pass the JELLY?!"?
Don’t be dissing All Fruit now.
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I once tried to join several jam bands but found myself being spread too thin.
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My wife hates it but i like the raspberry preserves with seeds.
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With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you know it's good jam.
Also, jam and jelly are clearly different. Preserves and Jam are not.
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I once tried to join several jam bands but found myself being spread too thin.
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With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you know it's good jam.
Also, jam and jelly are clearly different. Preserves and Jam are not.
That 'Fluckers' commercial was easily one of my top five on SNL.
Along with the 'Quarry' cereal, and the 'Bass-o-matic'. :lol
Some of the recent pix have reminded me of 'The Absurd Sign Project' on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject Along with 'The Far Side', and 'Calvin & Hobbes', it provided the needed smiles during the pandemic.
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With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you know it's good jam.
Also, jam and jelly are clearly different. Preserves and Jam are not.
That 'Fluckers' commercial was easily one of my top five on SNL.
Along with the 'Quarry' cereal, and the 'Bass-o-matic'. :lol
Some of the recent pix have reminded me of 'The Absurd Sign Project' on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject Along with 'The Far Side', and 'Calvin & Hobbes', it provided the needed smiles during the pandemic.
SNL commercials?
"Colon Blow" or "First CityWide Change Bank". "We're not going to give you 10,000 nickels, unless that meets your particular change needs."
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Jam and jelly are definitely different, but my preference is strawberry preserves.
This is the way.
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Jam and jelly are definitely different, but my preference is strawberry preserves.
This is the way.
:tup
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With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you know it's good jam.
Also, jam and jelly are clearly different. Preserves and Jam are not.
That 'Fluckers' commercial was easily one of my top five on SNL.
Along with the 'Quarry' cereal, and the 'Bass-o-matic'. :lol
Some of the recent pix have reminded me of 'The Absurd Sign Project' on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject Along with 'The Far Side', and 'Calvin & Hobbes', it provided the needed smiles during the pandemic.
SNL commercials?
"Colon Blow"
Yup: https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM (Phil Hartman was just a side player, but it reminded me of his Ronald Reagan: Mastermind skit).
Also the Galactic Prophylactic.
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I only watched SNL for a spell in the late 80s/early 90s, and even then not regularly. But I totally remember Colon Blow and that Change Bank.
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Benefit Cosmetics. Love that.
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Eh??
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Eh??
"Opinions on Benefit Cosmetics?"
There is a fairly common joke - I think even he made it on SNL when he hosted - about the misinterpretations of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch's name. The responder clearly mistook "Benefit Cosmetics" to mean the actor - Benedict Cumberbatch - that played Dr. Strange and Sherlock Holmes (among other roles).
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It's the whole Drax thing all over again lol
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I missed the Cosmetics part. I thought it was because Benedict is American, so criticizing his American accent is funny/ironic, but no, he's English. Must've been thinking of someone else. Then I saw "Cosmetics" and just got confused. What does Dr. Strange have to do with cosmetics? Why is that funny?
Also, it seems like every week or so I learn that another actor is English but I thought was American, or vice versa, because of movie/TV roles they've played and I had no idea. Then I see some interview with them and go "WTF, that's their real voice?"
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I missed the Cosmetics part. I thought it was because Benedict is American, so criticizing his American accent is funny/ironic, but no, he's English. Must've been thinking of someone else. Then I saw "Cosmetics" and just got confused. What does Dr. Strange have to do with cosmetics? Why is that funny?
Also, it seems like every week or so I learn that another actor is English but I thought was American, or vice versa, because of movie/TV roles they've played and I had no idea. Then I see some interview with them and go "WTF, that's their real voice?"
The best one for me is Larry The Cable Guy not having a southern accent on his real voice. I find that awesome how he created a character and when he's out on character he continues the voice.
https://youtu.be/GsXBvzy6qiI
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I missed the Cosmetics part. I thought it was because Benedict is American, so criticizing his American accent is funny/ironic, but no, he's English. Must've been thinking of someone else. Then I saw "Cosmetics" and just got confused. What does Dr. Strange have to do with cosmetics? Why is that funny?
Also, it seems like every week or so I learn that another actor is English but I thought was American, or vice versa, because of movie/TV roles they've played and I had no idea. Then I see some interview with them and go "WTF, that's their real voice?"
Beth on Yellowstone!!! I heard her talk in a preview and I was like "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BETH!!!!"
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I missed the Cosmetics part. I thought it was because Benedict is American, so criticizing his American accent is funny/ironic, but no, he's English. Must've been thinking of someone else. Then I saw "Cosmetics" and just got confused. What does Dr. Strange have to do with cosmetics? Why is that funny?
Also, it seems like every week or so I learn that another actor is English but I thought was American, or vice versa, because of movie/TV roles they've played and I had no idea. Then I see some interview with them and go "WTF, that's their real voice?"
Beth on Yellowstone!!! I heard her talk in a preview and I was like "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BETH!!!!"
It's like when I met you. I was like "Wait.....he's sometimes not wrong? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STADLER?!?!"
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I didn't get the Benedict/Benefits one because I read the tweets in reverse order. Now that I get it, I appreciate the humor.
Also, regarding Drax, I thought you all were talking about this guy.
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I have no idea who that is.
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I have no idea who that is.
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Bond Villian?
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Per Google Lens, that's a French (by birth but English/French/Irish by decent) actor named Michael Lonsdale in his role as the villain Hugo Drax in the James Bond movie Moonraker. Not in a million years would I have gotten that without Google Lens.
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Huh, didn't think he would draw so many blanks. I don't remember much from Moonraker, but seem to have the name Drax secure in my memory, despite him being an incredibly dull villain. I don't even know who the other Drax is.
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Lonsdale was in a ton of movies, but he was one of those guys that Americans never really noticed. Aside from Drax he was the information dealer in Spielberg's Munich. He starred in a wonderful 70s thriller called Day of the Jackal, which is where I came to know of him. Wonderful film, ranking high in the genre, and Lonsdale's character is a big part of it.
In any case, the problem with Drax wasn't ML, but rather Moonraker. Terrible movie, and since we tend to associate Bond movies with the villain, he gets the sort end of the stick.
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....since we tend to associate Bond movies with the villain, he gets the sort end of the stick.
I'd say at least half of them, and quite a bit of Moore's films, that suffer from this. Bond is Bond, so the villain and the mission are where each film has a chance to shine, or stumble.
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I have no idea who that is.
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Not really. It wasn't a normal feeling for me.
Makes sense that he is the villain in the worst Bond film, the one I have almost put out of my memory.
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Lonsdale was in a ton of movies, but he was one of those guys that Americans never really noticed.
Probably because the vast majority of his movies were French.
Aside from Drax he was the information dealer in Spielberg's Munich. He starred in a wonderful 70s thriller called Day of the Jackal, which is where I came to know of him. Wonderful film, ranking high in the genre, and Lonsdale's character is a big part of it.
His niche seemed to be making movies called "The ____ of the ____": The Day of the Jackal; The Name of the Rose; The Remains of the Day. :lol
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Lonsdale was in a ton of movies, but he was one of those guys that Americans never really noticed.
Probably because the vast majority of his movies were French.
Aside from Drax he was the information dealer in Spielberg's Munich. He starred in a wonderful 70s thriller called Day of the Jackal, which is where I came to know of him. Wonderful film, ranking high in the genre, and Lonsdale's character is a big part of it.
His niche seemed to be making movies called "The ____ of the ____": The Day of the Jackal; The Name of the Rose; The Remains of the Day. :lol
You left out countless "le _____________ Du ___________."
Most of his movies were French, yet there were enough Western movies that most of us have seen him in a couple of things. I'd seen at least 4 of his movies, and there were a couple that I haven't seen that were nevertheless halfway noteworthy.
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:lol Nice!
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All of those got a good chuckle out of me. :tup
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How does she know that's a fucking tiger? Looks like an ordinary tiger to me. :lol
I liked the drug fish one because it wasn't what I was expecting.
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Those were all good. "No. You only think about yourself."
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How does she know that's a fucking tiger? Looks like an ordinary tiger to me. :lol
I used to do this to a guy I used to work with. He'd always say stuff like "where's my fucking jacket?" and I'd say something like "what's a fucking jacket?" or "what kind of jacket is it?"
It took him a long time to catch on. :lol
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How does she know that's a fucking tiger? Looks like an ordinary tiger to me. :lol
I used to do this to a guy I used to work with. He'd always say stuff like "where's my fucking jacket?" and I'd say something like "what's a fucking jacket?" or "what kind of jacket is it?"
It took him a long time to catch on. :lol
That's the kind of thing my wife would say to me as she doesn't always approve of my sentence enhancers.
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Personally, I think it highlights more of a problem with punctuation than grammar.
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Best part of that is the "Sports Troll" reporting that Kyler Murray is taking a break from the NFL to focus on Call of Duty. :lol
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You should have seen the picture with it pg. :lol
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Tim. Lol
(https://i.postimg.cc/sDzDYfkT/FB-IMG-1670123502448.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
It's awful, man.
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Tim. Lol
(https://i.postimg.cc/sDzDYfkT/FB-IMG-1670123502448.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
We have a buddy in my discord who is a staunch youtube music guy :lol
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I've been using YouTube Music for the past 3 years now and have been enjoying it. The bonus of not having ads on Youtube is great. I think the catalogue on YT music is pretty comparable to Spotify.
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So you're Homer. :lol
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Nothing wrong with that ;D
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:lol
I use both. It's more of a joke razing Tim. If you know us, it's what we do. Lol
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Tim. Lol
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I have no idea WTF that's supposed to mean, but Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
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Their fire codes aren't up to snuff. Lol.
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Tim. Lol
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I have no idea WTF that's supposed to mean, but Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
I think it means that he's outdated, as the image indicates someone is using YouTube to listen to music rather than the trendier Spotify.
I think. I hate Spotify and use Apple Music, so that's a shot in the dark.
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I've also been using youtube music for a while. Nothing wrong with that
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I've also been using youtube music for a while. Nothing wrong with that
Same here. Getting no ads in Youtube as well is a huge bonus. Plus I think artists get paid slightly more than through Spotify.
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I use Tidal for my music streaming. The artists get paid more than Spotify, and the bitrate is higher (lossless vs lossy).
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I feel like Roger Rabbit asking Eddie, when did you all lose your sense of humor? :lol
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I feel like Roger Rabbit asking Eddie, when did you all lose your sense of humor? :lol
For me, it was around the time people started posting "jokes" that aren't funny.
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I feel like Roger Rabbit asking Eddie, when did you all lose your sense of humor? :lol
For me, it was around the time people started posting "jokes" that aren't funny.
Well, I'm safe then.
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I went from :|
...to :justjen
...to :|
...then to :lmao:
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"That's oil Jerry, OIL!"
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I feel like Roger Rabbit asking Eddie, when did you all lose your sense of humor? :lol
For me, it was around the time people started posting "jokes" that aren't funny.
The typical internet dialog goes something like this:
Person A: Says something stupid that doesn't have any indicia of being a joke.
Person B: Calls Person A on the stupid thing.
Person A: "Oh...lighten up, the stupid thing I wrote that was actually a joke!"
(https://i.imgur.com/gbaJDYs.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
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That last one got a laugh out loud. Santana. :)
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It's pretty smooth, eh? :biggrin:
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That middle one; they need to up their recycling game! Haha. We play that, inadvertently, with my 14-year-old step son. I keep telling him, "if you have to mash down the trash, TAKE IT OUT". He can miraculously fold a paper plate into a one-inch square as a result, anything to get out of "taking out the trash".
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pffft. my 22-year olds simply don't do it.
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Dafuq does "Karens" mean in this context?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang)
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I've always hated that term, and probably always will. I have some good friends named Karen, and they'll all wonderful people.
Years ago, the word "Bob" was tossed around in a similar way, but in a much less pejorative context. Being a "Bob" just meant being a boring, average dude. It was hard for me to find offense with that one, though, as I'd intentionally chosen that nickname because it was so common.
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In Britain we have the term "Gammon", which I am more in favour of.
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People called Gammon might be offended, but fuck 'em. That's what they get for having parents who'd name them that.
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Isn't it against the rules to post porn? :biggrin:
Don't ask why I assume that.
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I've always hated that term, and probably always will. I have some good friends named Karen, and they'll all wonderful people.
Years ago, the word "Bob" was tossed around in a similar way, but in a much less pejorative context. Being a "Bob" just meant being a boring, average dude. It was hard for me to find offense with that one, though, as I'd intentionally chosen that nickname because it was so common.
Probably 30ish years ago, my sister and a couple of her friends and I (and then my wife got in on it) had a thing were you were "a Bob" or just "Bob" if you were the coolest person. It was an honor to be Bob. I think it's a little like the way teens are using "Chad" nowadays. And a few years ago, there was a series of commercials that used "Bob" in this way.
And, just for the record, it wasn't long after that 28-month old post that I figured out what "Karen" meant in that context. Way to be timely! :lol
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I remember the commercials. Some guy driving on the freeway takes the exit for Bob Only. Gets pulled over by a cop, who is suprised and goes "Oh it's you, Bob!" And so on.
I had a former co-worker who'd moved down to the Carolinas, and around that same time, Hurricane Bob hit the East Coast of the U.S. They had to evacuate. He had a bunch of T-shirts made with the coastline, a hurricane graphic, and the caption "Oh it's you, Bob!" Also, his name was Bob.
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I've always hated that term, and probably always will. I have some good friends named Karen, and they'll all wonderful people.
Years ago, the word "Bob" was tossed around in a similar way, but in a much less pejorative context. Being a "Bob" just meant being a boring, average dude. It was hard for me to find offense with that one, though, as I'd intentionally chosen that nickname because it was so common.
Probably 30ish years ago, my sister and a couple of her friends and I (and then my wife got in on it) had a thing were you were "a Bob" or just "Bob" if you were the coolest person. It was an honor to be Bob. I think it's a little like the way teens are using "Chad" nowadays. And a few years ago, there was a series of commercials that used "Bob" in this way.
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This is the right kind of humour for my immature 13 year old inner child. :rollin
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:lol
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Isn't it against the rules to post porn? :biggrin:
Don't ask why I assume that.
Yeah I got banned for that once.
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REVERSE FATALITY!
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LOL
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
Agreed.
But not according to some in the Christmas movie thread! I guess we're too un-sophisticated to not love the humour here.
BTW, I keep putting plugged in electrical cords in front of the cat in our house, hoping she'll take the bait hint. Hasn't worked yet.
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
:omg: Woah! Yeah, that's the one. :lol
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
Must be weak, allergic to cats. Pussy.
Love you.
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
:omg: Woah! Yeah, that's the one. :lol
You can't honestly be surprised!
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
:omg: Woah! Yeah, that's the one. :lol
You can't honestly be surprised!
:lol Fair call!
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box. Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.
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Fuck cats!
Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
:omg: Woah! Yeah, that's the one. :lol
Wait...the picture of the cat and the Christmas tree are from Christmas vacation? I'm so confused.
And yeah... Tim, you're not missing anything with Christmas Vacation. The movie blows.
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box. Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.
There's just so many great moments in that movie. Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie. Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden. The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.
(https://media.tenor.com/QVEHh3vKrf8AAAAC/merry-christmas-shitter-was-full-vacation-cousin.gif)
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box. Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.
There's just so many great moments in that movie. Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie. Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden. The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.
(https://media.tenor.com/QVEHh3vKrf8AAAAC/merry-christmas-shitter-was-full-vacation-cousin.gif)
Aw yeah! Also the cops reaction in the end: "if I had a rubber hose.." :D
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box. Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.
There's just so many great moments in that movie. Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie. Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden. The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.
(https://media.tenor.com/QVEHh3vKrf8AAAAC/merry-christmas-shitter-was-full-vacation-cousin.gif)
There was a news blurb of a house in Florida that had a life size version of this as an Xmas lawn decoration, and a neighbor called the police cause they felt it was indecent :lol
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Anything Chevy Chase has been in since the 1980s has been indecent.
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That damn movie never gets old. So good.
I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box. Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.
There's just so many great moments in that movie. Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie. Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden. The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.
(https://media.tenor.com/QVEHh3vKrf8AAAAC/merry-christmas-shitter-was-full-vacation-cousin.gif)
There was a news blurb of a house in Florida that had a life size version of this as an Xmas lawn decoration, and a neighbor called the police cause they felt it was indecent :lol
:lol Fucking outstanding!!
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Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?! :metal
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Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?! :metal
Die Hard? :lol
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Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?! :metal
Die Hard? :lol
No, but :metal :metal :metal
Now Christmas Vacation is followed up with Vegas Vacation........time for bed I think.
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:lol
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:lol :lol
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My first dump of the year.
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The "DNA" one got a laugh out loud.
I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count. :) :) :)
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:clap: to all the above.
Zydar's dumps never disappoint.
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Zydar's dumps never disappoint.
That's what his bathroom says.
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The "DNA" one got a laugh out loud.
I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count. :) :) :)
You mean that's NOT you? :biggrin:
I liked the "sarchasm" one.
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I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count. :) :) :)
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I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count. :) :) :)
(https://i.imgur.com/1Iy2Rtw.jpg)
:lol :rollin
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:omg: :rollin
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Zydar just won the internet today.
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I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count. :) :) :)
(https://i.imgur.com/1Iy2Rtw.jpg)
Legendary.
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:lol :lol :lol
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361 days left in the year, and how that one will be topped….. :lol :tup :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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/threadlockedandarchived
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Ahh the good ole days...
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I am speechless; thank you, my friend. :)
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I am speechless; thank you, my friend. :)
I'm glad to have brightened your day, friend. And our fellow DTFers.
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:lol :rollin
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:lol Nice batch there :tup
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That lawn mower one is hilarious. and spot on about the volume.
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King5 is one of my local channels!
That library one was great.
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That last one :lol
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I don't quite get the middle one, but that last one. I love a good pun.
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I don't quite get the middle one, but that last one. I love a good pun.
I assume the middle one is a commentary on people on social media who try to refute science with, "oh, I saw on google that volcanos are really venting shafts for Joe Biden's evil factories that are run with slave labor."
The last one was good but a bit strained. The fish soup thing I've seen before, and I'm quite partial to those sorts of things.
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I don't quite get the middle one, but that last one. I love a good pun.
I assume the middle one is a commentary on people on social media who try to refute science with, "oh, I saw on google that volcanos are really venting shafts for Joe Biden's evil factories that are run with slave labor."
Well, they are. So I don't see the joke.
HAHA, I'm kidding!!! :) :) :): ) I think I get it.
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
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I assume the middle one is a commentary on people on social media who try to refute science with, "oh, I saw on google that volcanos are really venting shafts for Joe Biden's evil factories that are run with slave labor."
The expertise of the researcher is rather undercut by the phrase "one of the safest of energy".
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
That Kiss interview is golden, and I'm in the Gene/Paul camp. :)
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
That link is a James Brown interview??
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
That link is a James Brown interview??
Yeah - "rock" might be stretching it . He's more rock than half the people up for RRHOF nomination though :metal
Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
That Kiss interview is golden, and I'm in the Gene/Paul camp. :)
I think Ace was funny only to those who didn't have to manage him ;D
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
Fuck man, I just stumbled across that a few weeks ago. I've watched it like 10 times, it's outrageous!! One of the funniest things ever!
"JAM!!" :lol
"What you say?" :lol
"I'm concerned cause there's nothing wrong!" :rollin
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I'll have to check the Ace one.
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Just revisited a couple of my favourite rock interviews............the Ace Frehley "plumber" interview with Tom Snyder and this from Mr Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE
Fuck man, I just stumbled across that a few weeks ago. I've watched it like 10 times, it's outrageous!! One of the funniest things ever!
"JAM!!" :lol
"What you say?" :lol
"I'm concerned cause there's nothing wrong!" :rollin
Even the way he became all serious when tallking about the Lord :lol So many funny angles to it.
Here's the main part of the Ace interview (off his face obviously)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elwJNGS9aQ0
but as Stads hinted half the fun in that interview if you see the extended version is watching Paul and Gene fuming as the interview moves along.
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The Kiss/Tom Snyder interview is an all time classic.
Tom: "I've got a pipe backstage that I want to show you."
Ace: "Tell me about it."
:rollin :rollin
"I play the trout." :lol :lol
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Lol. I click on that tonight.
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Lol. I click on that tonight.
Kade, here's the full interview. It's only a half hour but worth the watch. Watching Gene and Paul seething while Ace gets all of the attention is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Zuw1Y8QrU
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I'm on it.
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Just watched it. Not a KISS fan but that was a good watch. Gene's reactions are priceless. And Paul with the 'put the bear down,' as Ace picks it up. :lol
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You can see Gene and Paul getting angry as the interview goes on. It's glorious.
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To their credit, though, that interview, in it's entirety, was included on the Kissology video set. I think there's enough distance these days that the world knows that was more about Ace being off the rails than Gene/Paul being control freaks. Kiss is playing stadiums with no album, and Ace is barely putting 350 people into a club.
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To their credit, though, that interview, in it's entirety, was included on the Kissology video set. I think there's enough distance these days that the world knows that was more about Ace being off the rails than Gene/Paul being control freaks. Kiss is playing stadiums with no album, and Ace is barely putting 350 people into a club.
Well, control freaks might be a tad strong, but Gene and Paul ultimately have a message to convey, and Ace basically stole that from them, or at least hindered it.
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To their credit, though, that interview, in it's entirety, was included on the Kissology video set. I think there's enough distance these days that the world knows that was more about Ace being off the rails than Gene/Paul being control freaks. Kiss is playing stadiums with no album, and Ace is barely putting 350 people into a club.
Well, control freaks might be a tad strong, but Gene and Paul ultimately have a message to convey, and Ace basically stole that from them, or at least hindered it.
Honestly, I expected worse behaviour from Ace before watching it. But, I kind of also expected worse behaviour from Gene and Paul. While Gene and Paul are getting visibly annoyed (especially Gene), I honestly don't think it showed them in any real negative light like control freaks. I think they held it together really well. I can definitely see how it comes across them perhaps being control freaks but I just think it shows how serious Gene and Paul are about their business and could just see in that moment the possibility of Ace tarnishing their brand in a way they didn't want.
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To their credit, though, that interview, in it's entirety, was included on the Kissology video set. I think there's enough distance these days that the world knows that was more about Ace being off the rails than Gene/Paul being control freaks. Kiss is playing stadiums with no album, and Ace is barely putting 350 people into a club.
Well, control freaks might be a tad strong, but Gene and Paul ultimately have a message to convey, and Ace basically stole that from them, or at least hindered it.
Honestly, I expected worse behaviour from Ace before watching it. But, I kind of also expected worse behaviour from Gene and Paul. While Gene and Paul are getting visibly annoyed (especially Gene), I honestly don't think it showed them in any real negative light like control freaks. I think they held it together really well. I can definitely see how it comes across them perhaps being control freaks but I just think it shows how serious Gene and Paul are about their business and could just see in that moment the possibility of Ace tarnishing their brand in a way they didn't want.
Right, that's what I was saying. Gene is always ready with some rehearsed response. He's quite impressed with himself in the things he says, and it's funny to see him get annoyed as Tom Snyder keeps turning his attention to Ace.
Ace didn't have bad behavior at all in this. He's just hilarious though the whole thing.
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The one thing that is indeed evident in that clip is how much Gene loves himself. :lol
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The one thing that is indeed evident in that clip is how much Gene loves himself. :lol
And the funny thing? Paul is, by all accounts, as bad or worse than Gene in all those things, he's just allowed Gene to be the "front man" for the group. Read Gene and Paul's books; the difference is as clear as day. Gene's is just basically him rambling, and you get the sort of essence of Gene. There's a lot of smarts there, but there's a fair amount of bullshit as well. He often talks about being a "self-made man", and he is, but a lot of it is just big balls and having little to no shame. But it's mostly harmless, and if nothing else, he owns it and doesn't give a shit. Paul's is very calculated. I like Paul, especially the latter day Paul, but he is very much a "self-made man" in a very different way. He's almost willed himself into being this rock star and while he's been sort of candid about doing that over the past couple years, there's still a veil there, and I think he very much DOES give a shit.
I met them both (twice, once together and once individually), and talking to Gene was fun. He was breezy and relaxed. Once was actually on-stage and he talked to me like there was no one else in the room even though there were 1,000 people there. Same the other time (I had the inserts of the two Alive records with me and he went through piucture by picture; it was cool AF). Talking to Paul, even though he was nice and friendly and warm, was like talking to a persona. I know a guy that did a couple of the cruises; he was sitting at a table next to Paul in the secured area, and a couple fans came up. One of his handlers tried to shoo them away, and Paul turned to the guy next to him and said "don't worry about it; I can be the rock star for five minutes" and turned it on.
I think that interview just showed the sort of differences between the two camps. For Gene and Paul that was their life, their business, their dream. For Ace and Peter it was a carnival ride.
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I think that interview just showed the sort of differences between the two camps. For Gene and Paul that was their life, their business, their dream. For Ace and Peter it was a carnival ride.
I agree.
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And the funny thing? Paul is, by all accounts, as bad or worse than Gene in all those things, he's just allowed Gene to be the "front man" for the group.
I remember someone saying something like " Gene is a nice guy who plays an asshole and Paul is an asshole who plays the nice guy" and I think there is an element of truth to that.
I spent quite a bit of time with Gene on his 2018 tour . The chance to be on stage with Gene I passed on to my son and he took over the joint :)
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And the funny thing? Paul is, by all accounts, as bad or worse than Gene in all those things, he's just allowed Gene to be the "front man" for the group.
I remember someone saying something like " Gene is a nice guy who plays an asshole and Paul is an asshole who plays the nice guy" and I think there is an element of truth to that.
I spent quite a bit of time with Gene on his 2018 tour . The chance to be on stage with Gene I passed on to my son and he took over the joint :)
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Where was that? I did that too; I went up for "I Love It Loud" in Philly. There are vids of it, but some douchebag thought it was his chance to audition or something and hogged the mike. I didn't care, I wasn't there to sing (I got to stand right next to Gene while he played) but he pushed out another young kid and I thought that was a real dick move.
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The look on Ben's face is priceless!!
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The look on Ben's face is priceless!!
I'm glad I could do that for him - great memories :) He'd be almost as tall as Gene now :lol
Where was that? I did that too; I went up for "I Love It Loud" in Philly. There are vids of it, but some douchebag thought it was his chance to audition or something and hogged the mike. I didn't care, I wasn't there to sing (I got to stand right next to Gene while he played) but he pushed out another young kid and I thought that was a real dick move.
Adelaide (Australia) - there was an extended private Q&A with Ace and Gene that caused a bit of a stir at the time with a few things that were said and got caught on video. Can't remember exactly what it was now.
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Haha, that's an outstanding pic Brent.
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Only 97 more to go….
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I always wondered why Tim and I got on so well. Obviously music tastes and all, but there's something a bit more there. Cleaning out my old shit at work, I figured it out as I actually did a course about Tim years ago, check this.......don't mind the coffee stains or whatever that is :lol
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The coffee stain is the perfect touch - like you tossed your coffee at the person that tried to hand this to you. :lol
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More like a spit take (I almost did when I saw it😀)
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And this is Tim's side business.
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"Just the poem at the end of "Nights In White Satin"". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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We need an updated version with The Dance of Eternity (although I think I'd really like to see someone try).
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Storytime...back in my really shady days, the kitchen crew were regulars at a local strip joint in Sacramento, and one night this one girl was trying to flirt and get as much cash out of me as possible. It was her turn to dance, and she asked my favorite artist, and at the time I was on a Rush kick, so I told her so. She proceeded to dance to Tom Sawyer, and completely lost her composure and timing at the instrumental breakdown, it was fucking hilarious :rollin
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I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.
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I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.
HAHAHAHA
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I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.
Nice Legs (Shame About The Face)?
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:lol :lol
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The coffee stain is the perfect touch - like you tossed your coffee at the person that tried to hand this to you. :lol
That's not out of the realms of possibility.
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Time for a dump.
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Re the second one...pretty much EVERY time I go to Best Buy, someone has bought a 60+ inch TV and is trying to fit it into a subcompact car.
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Re the second one...pretty much EVERY time I go to Best Buy, someone has bought a 60+ inch TV and is trying to fit it into a subcompact car.
I've seen it too, and it's as if they thought about half the plan, but not the execution :lol
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I enjoyed the vending machine one.
And +1 on the Best Buy comment. I once saw some fool who couldn't fit his new tv in the back of his full size Ford pickup because he didn't know how/didn't want to(?) remove the tonneau cover on the bed. :loser:
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A real man shoves it in at any cost.
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A real man shoves it in at any cost.
Like a disagreeing comment towards Stadler?
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Like declining awesome homemade chocolate chip, cherry cookies.
I'm still mad at myself.
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A real man shoves it in at any cost.
Like a disagreeing comment towards Stadler?
Except in the Metallica count down. Can’t find a place for it there really. But I’ll keep trying!
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Brilliant! :lol
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Just wow.
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Being in a STABLE relationship means you can no longer, ironically, horse around.
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Love me some Fozzy Bear. Wakka wakka wakka
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Being in a STABLE relationship means you can no longer, ironically, horse around.
:lol :lol :tup
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"This takes about 2 months" made me laugh :lol
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Reminds me of this
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Classic Far Side :lol
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Classic Far Side :lol
That's a redundant statment :biggrin:
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True that brother
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"This takes about 2 months" made me laugh :lol
Me too.
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:lol
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:lol :lol :lol
Got to love when life becomes hilarious.
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Thank god you circled it Tim. I wasn't sure where the funny part was!
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“If you try this recipe, let us know the results please” :lol :lol :rollin
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Honestly...I bet me and three good prep cooks could break down an elephant into bite sized pieces in a week tops.
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Of course, if you're breaking it down into bite-size pieces, it shouldn't need to be cooked for four weeks.
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Boomers vs Millennials
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YES!!! :lol
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Honestly...I bet me and three good prep cooks could break down an elephant into bite sized pieces in a week tops.
If you try that recipe, let us know the results please.
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Honestly...I bet me and three good prep cooks could break down an elephant into bite sized pieces in a week tops.
If you try that recipe, let us know the results please.
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Honestly...I bet me and three good prep cooks could break down an elephant into bite sized pieces in a week tops.
If you try that recipe, let us know the results please.
My current kitchen doesn't have the storage or facilities.
Plus I think elephant meat is illegal to purchase in the states.
Just checked, pretty much all African Bush meat is illegal to import, and it's illegal to hunt elephant within the states. Sorry guys, unless you want to crowd fund a trip to Africa, it ain't happening
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Boomers vs Millennials
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*sang
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Boomers vs Millennials
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If you try that recipe, please let us know the results.
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Honestly...I bet me and three good prep cooks could break down an elephant into bite sized pieces in a week tops.
If you try that recipe, let us know the results please.
Just checked, pretty much all African Bush meat is illegal to import, and it's illegal to hunt elephant within the states. Sorry guys, unless you want to crowd fund a trip to Africa, it ain't happening
Taking into account that all elephants in the states are in zoos, I would expect it to be illegal to hunt them. :lol
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Boomers vs Millennials
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If you try that recipe, please let us know the results.
HAHAHA! :tup
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Boomers vs Millennials
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...or, conversely, he played guitar while making her sing lyrics about what a two-timing ho' she was. I think both parties in that relationship took joy in making things as uncomfortable as possible for the other. :lol
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Even a a few decades later when they had the comeback concert, her singing the lines of "Silver Springs", "Never get away, never get away" you could see how intense she was looking at Lindsey when she sang it.
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Boomers vs Millennials
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...or, conversely, he played guitar while making her sing lyrics about what a two-timing ho' she was. I think both parties in that relationship took joy in making things as uncomfortable as possible for the other. :lol
This is actually quite true. He had her singing songs about what slut she was. :lol
edit: And to go a step further, prides himself on his professionalism for writing her a smash hit. About what slut she is. :lol
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In the entire span of my 25+ years of working, I have never laughed as hard as Charlie Steiner does at his job over the course of the following minute and a half. His line about Kerry Wood's relief appearance might be the greatest moment in sportscasting. And then he brilliantly passes it off to Bob Ley with a casual "your turn."
https://youtu.be/ko8qNUNpm3k
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The last two were great lmao. I was at an upscale restaurant a few years ago and Hulk Hogan was there with his wife seated right next to us, brother-man looks exactly like I imagined.
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That "Tinder is for Rookies" one had me laughing for 5 minutes.
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That "Tinder is for Rookies" one had me laughing for 5 minutes.
And how long thinking, "yeah, YEAH! That could work!" :) :) :) :)
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That "Tinder is for Rookies" one had me laughing for 5 minutes.
And how long thinking, "yeah, YEAH! That could work!" :) :) :) :)
I worked as a laborer for a concrete company the summer I turned 21. In some random conversation one day....I'm sure about women and screwing and what not....this 'old' dude looked at me and told me that if I ever wanted to 'F' a married woman just go to any country western bar on the opening weekend of deer season. I never tested his hypothesis but it seemed like sound advice based off of experience :lol
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That "Tinder is for Rookies" one had me laughing for 5 minutes.
And how long thinking, "yeah, YEAH! That could work!" :) :) :) :)
I worked as a laborer for a concrete company the summer I turned 21. In some random conversation one day....I'm sure about women and screwing and what not....this 'old' dude looked at me and told me that if I ever wanted to 'F' a married woman just go to any country western bar on the opening weekend of deer season. I never tested his hypothesis but it seemed like sound advice based off of experience :lol
You know, that could work too! :) :) :)
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Old dudes and their advice. I worked in a butchery when I was a teenager. I remember the old butchers had some interesting opinions on Filipino women
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Old dudes and their advice.
I did take his other bit of advice though. He told me to get out of the 'concrete' business as soon as possible. I think at the time they were paying me something like $25-30 an hour.....and he told me that I should get out before I got addicted to the $$$$.....that, the next thing I'd know is that I'd be 40 with a body that felt like it was 80. That you get sucked in to that cash and lifestyle. I did the work for a month or two after that but returned to the restaurant rat race
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Old dudes and their advice.
I did take his other bit of advice though. He told me to get out of the 'concrete' business as soon as possible. I think at the time they were paying me something like $25-30 an hour.....and he told me that I should get out before I got addicted to the $$$$.....that, the next thing I'd know is that I'd be 40 with a body that felt like it was 80. That you get sucked in to that cash and lifestyle. I did the work for a month or two after that but returned to the restaurant rat race
He's not wrong; you're describing my brother's first wife's father. Worked for cash all through his 20's, 30's and early 40's, but with no retirement, no contribution to Social Security, and now he's in his early 70's, can barely walk (the knees, dontcha know), his hands look like The Thing (concrete dries out skin like no one's business) and he's got nothing to show for it.
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No doubt about the concrete work. Not totally equivalent, but I've been tiling a shower this week and between the thinset and the grout my hands are feeling awful, and that's just after a week's worth of work.
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I get "tell me something I don't know" as a sarcastic reply to something that should be considered obvious, but what's the meaning of leading off a thread that way? Is it to say "it's obvious I'm hot" or something? Like saying "you're welcome" before it's due?
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I get "tell me something I don't know" as a sarcastic reply to something that should be considered obvious, but what's the meaning of leading off a thread that way?
I am probably reading too much into it but I assume it's an implied position that because they're "hot" then people are lining up to give them whatever they want. They want to learn something? Say "tell me something I don't know" and 500 guys will be lined up to do just that. Maybe a handful will be interesting or helpful.
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I think you're both overthinking it.
I think they fact that they are chicks is irrelevant. It's just a funny thing to post to see what kind of responses you get. Hopefully you get funny responses, like these.
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I get "tell me something I don't know" as a sarcastic reply to something that should be considered obvious, but what's the meaning of leading off a thread that way? Is it to say "it's obvious I'm hot" or something? Like saying "you're welcome" before it's due?
I believe you are correct here. I think its probably that they are expecting the "You're beautiful", "You're hot", "Daaammnn girl" comments and jumping ahead by saying "tell me something I don't know".
Like this one:
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I think you're both overthinking it.
I think they fact that they are chicks is irrelevant. It's just a funny thing to post to see what kind of responses you get. Hopefully you get funny responses, like these.
Or this :biggrin:
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Works once...
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DÖMP
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Nice batch there. Zydar never fails to disappoint
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Thanks Chad :laugh:
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Love the stroke and the dance ones. :)
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The dance one made me LOL.
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I'd have responded: "Eyebrow plucking is a thing."
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Love the stairs. Alternatively, "Make my house look like a Crash Bandicoot level." Gotta say I don't get the fart one at all.
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Those stairs look cool, but my mind immediately processes what will happen the first time I attempt them while not 100% sober and paying attention and, yeah, "break both of my legs" sounds about right. Fuck that.
Ditto on farting in bed. WTF?
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The plight of every DTF wife. :lol
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If you fart in your bed, you make noise (or music) under a (bed) sheet. So that's kinda sheet music. That's what Beethoven is saying, I think.
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Ah, "sheet music" as a euphemism. Thanks. I never would have worked that one out.
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Took me a while too ;)
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Ah, "sheet music" as a euphemism. Thanks. I never would have worked that one out.
Likewise...got it.
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Doesn't look like 2 minutes to midnight to me.
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Spring forward is not funny at all.
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If you fart in your bed, you make noise (or music) under a (bed) sheet.
Also colloquially known as a Dutch Oven.
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:rollin I would love this to be real.
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Isn't it though? I don't want to create rumors, or fall victim to - what is it, the Mandela effect - but I swear I saw this before on Twitter.
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That meeting one is dead on. I just sometimes say I have another meeting and just hang up.
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That meeting one is dead on. I just sometimes say I have another meeting and just hang up.
I was just going to say this!
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
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I saw this and immediately thought of two people with whom I work.
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
I will always turn my headlights off before using someone's driveway to turn around. It's just not that damn hard to be courteous.
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
I will always turn my headlights off before using someone's driveway to turn around. It's just not that damn hard to be courteous.
I did that one time when cops were chasing me. I saw 2 cops pull over someone and I drove over the hill. Saw a car coming and I flashed them. It was a 3rd cop car. I saw the lights go on. I gunned it. Took a few lefts and rights, pulled into someone's driveway and turned off my lights turning in. The cop guessed all the right turns but missed me parked in someone's driveway.
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
I will always turn my headlights off before using someone's driveway to turn around. It's just not that damn hard to be courteous.
I did that one time when cops were chasing me. I saw 2 cops pull over someone and I drove over the hill. Saw a car coming and I flashed them. It was a 3rd cop car. I saw the lights go on. I gunned it. Took a few lefts and rights, pulled into someone's driveway and turned off my lights turning in. The cop guessed all the right turns but missed me parked in someone's driveway.
As a young lad I was a master at figuring out when Johnny was fixing to turn and come after us and then ducking his efforts. If a cop gave us the side-eye I was the one who always knew when and where to turn until we were in the clear. As an adult I've only had to do it once, and after ducking him twice I decided not to try for the hat trick for fear of getting tazed on general principle. I'd really pissed those two off (they were just idiot constables, so professionalism is alien to them).
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I love that. :)
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Very nice!
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
I will always turn my headlights off before using someone's driveway to turn around. It's just not that damn hard to be courteous.
If I was in a house, I think that would freak me out more.
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Oh, that last one hits close to home. In my last house, we had a front lawn that was a natural place on the road for cars to slow or stop. There weren't too many turnarounds in my driveway (the road was a loop) but there were a lot of stops as people figured out where they were. I hated that. My wife would laugh at me (though at least I was self-aware: she'd ask me what I was looking at and I would answer "People who won't get off my lawn").
I will always turn my headlights off before using someone's driveway to turn around. It's just not that damn hard to be courteous.
If I was in a house, I think that would freak me out more.
Same
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No argument on that first one.
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No argument on that first one.
I know this isn't funny, but he's absolutely right. So?
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No argument on that first one.
I know this isn't funny, but he's absolutely right. So?
Implication being that certain laws are designed to punish the poor, and look the other way for those that can afford to pay the fine.
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No argument on that first one.
I know this isn't funny, but he's absolutely right. So?
Implication being that certain laws are designed to punish the poor, and look the other way for those that can afford to pay the fine.
That's true, but I just thought it was funny. I wasn't making any commentary.
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Me: I mean technically imprisonment is still a price isn't it? And philosophically speaking, legality is a concept independent of puni
Bosk, seeing me unintentionally nudge yet another thread towards the philosophical/politically tangential:
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No argument on that first one.
I know this isn't funny, but he's absolutely right. So?
Implication being that certain laws are designed to punish the poor, and look the other way for those that can afford to pay the fine.
No I get it; (I was poking at Chad). :) :) :) :)
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Me: I mean technically imprisonment is still a price isn't it? And philosophically speaking, legality is a concept independent of puni
Bosk, seeing me unintentionally nudge yet another thread towards the philosophical/politically tangential:
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:boskinated:
I really need a meme of Batman with my face superimposed gazing off into the distance at the bat signal, that says something along the lines of, "Somewhere, someone is posting a P/R topic in general discussion."
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(I don't know how to add "meme words".)
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Like this….
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Wow, two pieces of fiction in one meme.
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I read this in the voice of Indiana Jones:
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- Sincerely, O.J. Simpson
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Regarding the people who extend meetings. Back when meetings were in person and not on Teams or Zoom….we had a monthly meeting of about 15 people in a board room. We had one old guy who would comment on every agenda item, had a story for everything and generally extended a half hour meeting to an hour and a half. So. One day before the boss arrived and maybe half the participants were sitting and twiddling their thumbs I put a clean crisp 50$ bill in front of me and said “Bob. This is yours if you can make it through this meeting without a single fucking word. I’ve seen the agenda. There is nothing for you to speak to or be asked about — zip not a word and it’s yours. You have witnesses so you know I’ll make good on it”
To his credit he got to the “round table” part near the end of the meeting and then just had to comment on something someone had said and half the room broke in to snickers and giggles and the manager was clueless as to why.
I just shrugged and shook my head.
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Regarding the people who extend meetings. Back when meetings were in person and not on Teams or Zoom….we had a monthly meeting of about 15 people in a board room. We had one old guy who would comment on every agenda item, had a story for everything and generally extended a half hour meeting to an hour and a half. So. One day before the boss arrived and maybe half the participants were sitting and twiddling their thumbs I put a clean crisp 50$ bill in front of me and said “Bob. This is yours if you can make it through this meeting without a single fucking word. I’ve seen the agenda. There is nothing for you to speak to or be asked about — zip not a word and it’s yours. You have witnesses so you know I’ll make good on it”
To his credit he got to the “round table” part near the end of the meeting and then just had to comment on something someone had said and half the room broke in to snickers and giggles and the manager was clueless as to why.
I just shrugged and shook my head.
That's fantastic.
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- Sincerely, O.J. Simpson
Also, a three of a kind is better than a pair.
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So's a flush.
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Also, a three of a kind is better than a pair.
Like the gal in Total Recall?
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Regarding the people who extend meetings. Back when meetings were in person and not on Teams or Zoom….we had a monthly meeting of about 15 people in a board room. We had one old guy who would comment on every agenda item, had a story for everything and generally extended a half hour meeting to an hour and a half. So. One day before the boss arrived and maybe half the participants were sitting and twiddling their thumbs I put a clean crisp 50$ bill in front of me and said “Bob. This is yours if you can make it through this meeting without a single fucking word. I’ve seen the agenda. There is nothing for you to speak to or be asked about — zip not a word and it’s yours. You have witnesses so you know I’ll make good on it”
To his credit he got to the “round table” part near the end of the meeting and then just had to comment on something someone had said and half the room broke in to snickers and giggles and the manager was clueless as to why.
I just shrugged and shook my head.
Fucking Bobs...every group's got one! Amirite?
I'm glad DTF's Bob is such a cool guy, but boy does he have the stories. :lol
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Another great batch!! :lol
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I think I have that same drone. :)
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I think I have that same drone. :)
Have you managed to make it take off?
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I think I have that same drone. :)
Have you managed to make it take off?
Stadler knows how to get things off.
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"I'm sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl" is so perfect because of their expressions in the picture.
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haha great set, the texting thing is so relatable.
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I think I have that same drone. :)
Have you managed to make it take off?
Stadler knows how to get things off.
:tup :D
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It's Friday, wee!
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That last one is an all time favorite of mine
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Funny, as always, but that was a dark group, though. :) :) :) :)
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I loved the duck and flash ones, but the khaki one completely eludes me.
The Airwrecka one was apparently the subject of a lawsuit several years ago: https://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/employee-s-facebook-post-crossed-the-12652/
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but the khaki one completely eludes me.
Boston accent, best I can tell. Car keys.
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but the khaki one completely eludes me.
Boston accent, best I can tell. Car keys.
Confirmed from N.E. :lol
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I loved the duck and flash ones, but the khaki one completely eludes me.
The Airwrecka one was apparently the subject of a lawsuit several years ago: https://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/employee-s-facebook-post-crossed-the-12652/
We were - tangentially - talking about this - the concept of humor and self-mockery - in P/R today.
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What a terrible decision. How is mocking the atypical spelling of a name not protected speech? The fact that she was black shouldn't factor into it since white people are just as apt to use goofy spellings, as the Maddisyns and Jaxsons of the world can attest.
Also, perhaps it's just me, but I was thinking TWA-800 before somebody pointed out Erica.
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This is all wrong, at least from my perspective. At my house it is:
Mom: One of the kids feels warm, are you ok honey? Chris, grab the thermometer! OMG her temp is 99.5. Quick, get some Tylenol! We need to get to urgent care right away!
Also, perhaps it's just me, but I was thinking TWA-800 before somebody pointed out Erica.
It's definitely you :p
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I was thinking about starting a thread entitled "Funny/weird/quirky things about your friends" but I think I'll just post this here.
My wife and I have the exact same eye color, straight-up pure green. A few days ago I was wearing a blue shirt and a female friend of many years says to me "That shirt really brings out your blue eyes" and I was like "Umm . . . my eyes are green". "Really? (looks) oh yeah you're right" :lol. So yeah friends you've had for decades might not know your eye color. This probably happens more to men than women though.
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I was thinking about starting a thread entitled "Funny/weird/quirky things about your friends" but I think I'll just post this here.
My wife and I have the exact same eye color, straight-up pure green. A few days ago I was wearing a blue shirt and a female friend of many years says to me "That shirt really brings out your blue eyes" and I was like "Umm . . . my eyes are green". "Really? (looks) oh yeah you're right" :lol. So yeah friends you've had for decades might not know your eye color. This probably happens more to men than women though.
Embarrassingly, I couldn't tell you the eye color of ANYONE in my family. Not even my wife. I'm not sure I know my OWN eye color (I'm not kidding).
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I was thinking about starting a thread entitled "Funny/weird/quirky things about your friends" but I think I'll just post this here.
My wife and I have the exact same eye color, straight-up pure green. A few days ago I was wearing a blue shirt and a female friend of many years says to me "That shirt really brings out your blue eyes" and I was like "Umm . . . my eyes are green". "Really? (looks) oh yeah you're right" :lol. So yeah friends you've had for decades might not know your eye color. This probably happens more to men than women though.
Embarrassingly, I couldn't tell you the eye color of ANYONE in my family. Not even my wife. I'm not sure I know my OWN eye color (I'm not kidding).
I'll take "Things You Can Say Only After Being in a Relationship a Long Time" for $600.
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I know my wife's eye color and also my kids, but mostly because it's come up in conversation a few times along with discussions about genetics and stuff.
This probably happens more to men than women though.
I wouldn't be surprised. Among friends and co-workers, I have recorded in my memory cells many physical attributes of the women, but the dudes are just dudes. Eye color? Hell, I probably couldn't tell you their hair color. Oh, he's bald? Okay yeah, that sounds right.
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I have brown eyes and my wife says they look like the root beer barrel candies.
I like that.
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I have brown eyes and my wife says they look like the root beer barrel candies.
I like that.
My dad is the only one with blue eyes in our family. (We were all brown eyes. He told us we were all full of shit up to here, and he made a line with his hand above our eyes. LOL
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Not following the staying calm in traffic one.
Great idea about the "random" quotes.
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Popping packing is always stress relief.
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Not following the staying calm in traffic one.
They don't pop bubble wrap for fun and satisfaction in the Great White North?
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Not following the staying calm in traffic one.
They don't pop bubble wrap for fun and satisfaction in the Great White North?
Ahh... It was early this morning - I didn't catch that what he was holding was bubble-wrap (I thought it was some part of the reflection in the window). :lolpalm:
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Not following the staying calm in traffic one.
They don't pop bubble wrap for fun and satisfaction in the Great White North?
Ahh... It was early this morning - I didn't catch that what he was holding was bubble-wrap (I thought it was some part of the reflection in the window). :lolpalm:
My last gf, her mother had this insane obsession with bubble wrap so for Christmas one year I got her an electric bubble wrap popper. Her delight was frikkin hilarious.
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On one of those Comedy Central roasts Nikki Glaser called Jewel, who was there, Trailer Swift, but she didn't want to bad mouth her, because it looked like God already did. :flame:
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On one of those Comedy Central roasts Nikki Glaser called Jewel, who was there, Trailer Swift, but she didn't want to bad mouth her, because it looked like God already did. :flame:
She's hilarious.....
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On one of those Comedy Central roasts Nikki Glaser called Jewel, who was there, Trailer Swift, but she didn't want to bad mouth her, because it looked like God already did. :flame:
Love Nikki Glaser and love roasts in general. Jeffrey Ross is rivaled only by Don Rickles (the master) in terms of insult comedy.
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Norm McDonald had the best roast.
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Norm McDonald had the best roast.
When they roasted Drew Carrey I basically pissed myself laughing for an hour straight.... "You look like Barney Rubble and Barney Fife had a baby....and then peed on it"......"I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Aurthur's dick"
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Jeffrey Ross is rivaled only by Don Rickles (the master) in terms of insult comedy.
Haha - I was listening to Fly On the Wall podcast yesterday and Jay Leno was the guest. He was telling all sorts of stories about famous comedians on The Tonight Show and Rickles was his favorite. It is always interesting when 3 famous comedians get together to dish about other comedians. Great podcast.
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Haha - I was listening to Fly On the Wall podcast yesterday and Jay Leno was the guest. He was telling all sorts of stories about famous comedians on The Tonight Show and Rickles was his favorite.
Stumbled on a YouTube clip the other day of Sinatra on with Carson, and Rickles comes out (presumably without them knowing about it ahead of time), and wastes no time joking about Sinatra's mob connections, absolutely killing (pun intended) Sinatra and Carson.
I haven't watched any of those celeb roasts in years, but Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo were, in my mind, light years ahead of the other participants.
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Holy shit!! :eek
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Alright, this is a 25 minute video, so it involves a significant time investment.
But I'm telling you, this is the greatest video ever recorded. I suppose it helps if you are old enough to remember when Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial, but if not, this video goes over the historical details.
This video's greatness cannot be described. It can only be experienced.
Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHi479xN_po)
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Alright, this is a 25 minute video, so it involves a significant time investment.
But I'm telling you, this is the greatest video ever recorded. I suppose it helps if you are old enough to remember when Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial, but if not, this video goes over the historical details.
This video's greatness cannot be described. It can only be experienced.
Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHi479xN_po)
:rollin
This guys deadpan humor is on point.
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"Seek not revenge through your penis, for penises should never be served cold."
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That was so odd, it was strangely uplifting. :lol
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:lol
I'm so glad you guys watched!
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Not my usual thing, but oddly compelling. And I'm still not sure whether it was serious, satire, or what. Obviously the guy put a lot of work into it and was serious about what he was doing. But WTF was he doing?
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"Ho Jesus; look at the state of my fingers. It's like watching a hobo's colonoscopy."
This is fascinating, captivating and hilarious.
(There's some really subtle stuff in there; look at about 12:57, he runs the base through the table saw, then then next scene there's a bandaid on his finger...)
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Paint one made me giggle like the nerd I am.
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Paint one made me giggle like the nerd I am.
Yeah, me too. That one is very clever.
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Paint one is the only one I didn't get. :(
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Paint one is the only one I didn't get. :(
MS (Microsoft) Paint... Ms. Paint. :)
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Ugh. I get it, but now I don't want to.
Also, is that Wil Wheaton?
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Also, is that Wil Wheaton?
I don't know, but he's clearly ogling her palette.
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Ugh. I get it, but now I don't want to.
Also, is that Wil Wheaton?
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That first one is me minus being a Dad :lol
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Nah...JC had a wicked crossover.
"And lo, the Lord did crosseth over on the wicked." Xanadu 21:12.
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That first one is me minus being a Dad :lol
See, that's my wife; she falls asleep, I keep doing the "look over" and at a certain point I change the channel - my excuse is "so we can watch it together when you're awake!" - to something else, or to my video game. Problem is, she hears the beep for the PS4 turning on like it was an alarm on a Brinks truck and wakes right up. (So I've taken to turning on the console earlier... crafty!)
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:lol at wales
Yeah, I've seen it before and it always cracks me up :lol
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The eye test one :lol
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Anything relating to wine tasting is funny. I wouldn't know a "hint of oak" if it bit me on the ass. The Wales one is solid too, but I've seen it many times before.
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I don't get the eye test one.
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I don't get the eye test one.
They are asking him to come in for the results with large font. Hinting that he has poor eye sight and needs glasses.
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I don't get the eye test one.
Took me a minute to realize the joke was in the font size as well.
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I don't get the eye test one.
Took me a minute to realize the joke was in the font size as well.
I get it. I just didn’t think the font size was particularly big.
Ah well.
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I don't get the eye test one.
Took me a minute to realize the joke was in the font size as well.
I get it. I just didn’t think the font size was particularly big.
Ah well.
You must go by thickness Steven Wright.
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The escorts and the cooking competition. :tup :tup :tup
I googled "oversize escorts mt vernon" and found this article with the headline "Ms. Sally Jo's Oversized Escort Service can handle your load": https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/sallyjosescortservice :lol :lol
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Having the herbivore pun joke right below the Dad fella is perfect positioning. Great Batch!
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The flight attendant ones are great. :)
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"No, this is her husband." :rollin
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"No, this is her husband." :rollin
That was my fav of that bunch too.
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The Maiden one is great, and the hot dog one made me gag a little. Hope I'm not the only one who doesn't get the last one.
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Durex makes condoms, but beyond that, I'm still pondering.
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If you use condoms you won't get your car interior ruined by kids. I think that's the joke.
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Kids drew all over the console. Durex prevents kids.
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Alternately, don't leave your kids unattended in the car with markers, but yeah. It's in the "kids as the best advertisement for birth control" category.
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https://imaninja.com/
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If you use condoms you won't get your car interior ruined by kids. I think that's the joke.
That is, in fact, the joke.
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Hard to argue with science.
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Makes total sense. :lol
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OK, you can touch my butt.
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OK, you can touch my butt.
I knew you'd come around.
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Showed this to the wife, and now we’re going to take an afternoon nap’ :tup
TMI? ;)
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Here's a choc chip cinnamon roll cookie recipe for after...
1/2 cup salted butter, softened, one stick
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg, whisked
3/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons french vanilla pudding
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup cinnamon chips
Heat the oven to 350 degrees.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silpat.
In a mixer, combine the sugars, and butter.
Mix for 1 minute then add the vanilla and egg and mix for another 15 seconds.
In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, pudding, baking soda and cinnamon.
Add the wet and dry ingredients together.
Mix for 30 seconds and add the cinnamon and white chocolate chips.
Scoop out the dough onto the baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the cinnamon roll frosting.
Remove the cookies from the oven and allow to cool and frost, or frost and top with another cookie!
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Here's a choc chip cinnamon roll cookie recipe for after...
*snip*
After what? DragonAttack's nap?
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Here's a choc chip cinnamon roll cookie recipe for after...
1/2 cup salted butter, softened, one stick
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg, whisked
3/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons french vanilla pudding
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup cinnamon chips
Heat the oven to 350 degrees.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silpat.
In a mixer, combine the sugars, and butter.
Mix for 1 minute then add the vanilla and egg and mix for another 15 seconds.
In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, pudding, baking soda and cinnamon.
Add the wet and dry ingredients together.
Mix for 30 seconds and add the cinnamon and white chocolate chips.
Scoop out the dough onto the baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the cinnamon roll frosting.
Remove the cookies from the oven and allow to cool and frost, or frost and top with another cookie!
That'll be on my to do list for the weekend (no butt touching needed)!
EDIT: How do you make the frosting?
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I’d guess you mix powdered sugar with cream cheese, milk, vanilla abstract, and cinnamon until desired consistency. I’d start with 3 cups of powdered sugar and maybe 4 oz cream cheese and enough milk while whisking until you get the desired consistency.
This is just off the top of my head so the amounts may be off. But it’s easy to wing and adjust.
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I think the frosting ties in to the butt rub…..
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Showed this to the wife, and now we’re going to take an afternoon nap’ :tup
TMI? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0
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More like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IYSAUj78g
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Here's a choc chip cinnamon roll cookie recipe for after...
1/2 cup salted butter, softened, one stick
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg, whisked
3/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons french vanilla pudding
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup cinnamon chips
Heat the oven to 350 degrees.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silpat.
In a mixer, combine the sugars, and butter.
Mix for 1 minute then add the vanilla and egg and mix for another 15 seconds.
In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, pudding, baking soda and cinnamon.
Add the wet and dry ingredients together.
Mix for 30 seconds and add the cinnamon and white chocolate chips.
Scoop out the dough onto the baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the cinnamon roll frosting.
Remove the cookies from the oven and allow to cool and frost, or frost and top with another cookie!
hmmm maybe I should use this recipe for my next batch of weed cookies
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More like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IYSAUj78g
:lol
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https://pointerpointer.com/
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:lol :lol :lol
Lot of great ones there.
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I like the kid getting out-dadded by the girl.
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Some great ones there :lol
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Here's a choc chip cinnamon roll cookie recipe for after...
1/2 cup salted butter, softened, one stick
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg, whisked
3/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons french vanilla pudding
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup cinnamon chips
Heat the oven to 350 degrees.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silpat.
In a mixer, combine the sugars, and butter.
Mix for 1 minute then add the vanilla and egg and mix for another 15 seconds.
In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, pudding, baking soda and cinnamon.
Add the wet and dry ingredients together.
Mix for 30 seconds and add the cinnamon and white chocolate chips.
Scoop out the dough onto the baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the cinnamon roll frosting.
Remove the cookies from the oven and allow to cool and frost, or frost and top with another cookie!
Holy hell, these are GREAT (one with and one without cream cheese frosting from a recipe I found consisting of 2 cups powdered sugar, 1/3 cup unsalted butter and 1 cup cream cheese)!
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https://pointerpointer.com/
Why has this just made me laugh out loud? ??? :lol
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https://pointerpointer.com/
Why has this just made me laugh out loud? ??? :lol
I'm ashamed that I spent more than a minute there.
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https://pointerpointer.com/
Why has this just made me laugh out loud? ??? :lol
I'm ashamed that I spent more than a minute there.
HAHA, me too.
Sidebar: any one ever see a montage like that and KNOW someone in the pictures? I can't imagine that's never happened.
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I thought one of the girls that popped up looked like Jackie.
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I hope to God that last one is real.
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I didn't feel like that batch regally got going until "papers," but from then on, it was gold. Except the phone one. I don't really get that one.
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I didn't feel like that batch regally got going until "papers," but from then on, it was gold. Except the phone one. I don't really get that one.
She was trying to guess his password and got it wrong so many times that it blocked him out for an insanely long time.
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I hope to God that last one is real.
I assume that it is. I've seen it before.
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I suddenly have an enjoyable ear worm thanks to Fanta :tup
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I suddenly have an enjoyable ear worm thanks to Fanta :tup
No escape from reality.
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:lol
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Friday dumparoo.
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That Jake Paul one, in particular, is fantastic.
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Dude... That last one... :rollin
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That last one took me a while but then ... :rollin
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I dug the last two. The He-Man one made me saw, "EWWW!!"
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(https://i.postimg.cc/MTCGmcP5/FB-IMG-1682889152066.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol :lol
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Fantastic!
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:clap:
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Nah. Steve better shut that down.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/65VLvWWY/344872884-1188709825153595-8806048734340354910-n.jpg)
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Unexpected ending for the win :tup :lol
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Unexpected ending for the win :tup :lol
As a musician, I don't know if you're the same way, but that one hit a little close to home for me. :) :) :)
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:lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/CKyD3vmW/FB-IMG-1683490894615.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87HjWb8H) (https://thesawmillgrill.com/)
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The tongs! :rollin :rollin
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The Death Metal logo. Spot on.
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As a chef I can confirm the veracity of the tong one. I won't even buy tongs unless they click right, and can instantly tell my tongs from others with a click or two.
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I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
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I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
When you pick up a pair of tongs, you don't click them right away? It's like a reflex. It's checking the tension and the alignment. I bet you do it and don't even realize it.
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I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
When you pick up a pair of tongs, you don't click them right away? It's like a reflex. It's checking the tension and the alignment. I bet you do it and don't even realize it.
Tension and alignment? I am picking up a slab of meat not fixing the axle on my car.
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As a chef I can confirm the veracity of the tong one. I won't even buy tongs unless they click right, and can instantly tell my tongs from others with a click or two.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/U9Z5TrwBDorqYkkzvE/giphy.gif)
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I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
???
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I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
???
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I liked the Jesus one! :lol
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Hell, I've clicked the tongs at my wife's ass. Giggity.
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Hell, I've clicked the tongs at my wife's ass. Giggity.
I've clicked my wife's ass like they are tongs. :heybaby:
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That was a solid, solid batch.
"I don't often crop pictures..."
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Zydar-quality batch right there.
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Indeed :lol
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That was a solid, solid batch.
"I don't often crop pictures..."
A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died" :lol
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Groot took me a second, then I was :eek
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That was a solid, solid batch.
"I don't often crop pictures..."
A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died" :lol
I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Sorry to my Irish friends, but I laughed out loud at that.
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That was a solid, solid batch.
"I don't often crop pictures..."
A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died" :lol
I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Sorry to my Irish friends, but I laughed out loud at that.
If it wasn't for the potato famine I wouldn't exist. My father's family came to the US to escape it.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/wT3wqKvs/FB-IMG-1683891686682.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/fJncCrYw) (https://poemsonly.com/category/sad)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/dtwtCPXv/FB-IMG-1683938626396.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bdVhXMpF) (https://banks-nearme.com/bbt-bank-near-me)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
It's true!
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(https://i.imgur.com/bFUpx.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/bFyJE2l.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/o0HigCA.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/f980hhH.jpeg)
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That last one is so simple but outstanding!
And where can I get a few of those pool signs? :lol
That guitar string one is almost so damn true.
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That mother fucking spatula.
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I don't get the Frosted Flakes one. Maybe I'm missing the pronunciation..."Dey" = "they"? They ate? They ain't?
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I don't get the Frosted Flakes one. Maybe I'm missing the pronunciation..."Dey" = "they"? They ate? They ain't?
They’re alright.
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:clap:
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As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one
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As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one
Floppy heads like the South Park cartoons.
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As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one
Floppy heads like the South Park cartoons.
Looked more like Pac-Man
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As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one
Floppy heads like the South Park cartoons.
Looked more like Pac-Man
Or like a mirror?
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:rollin
Adami is damned funny Joe.
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Floppy Canadian heads can't see mirrors.
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I don't get "Madatgascar" (no idea who the picture is).
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"mad at gas car". It's the girl who was in the news (last year? the year before?) raging about fossil fuel emissions wrecking the planet or something.
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"mad at gas car". It's the girl who was in the news (last year? the year before?) raging about fossil fuel emissions wrecking the planet or something.
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if there was more to it than the literal.
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"mad at gas car". It's the girl who was in the news (last year? the year before?) raging about fossil fuel emissions wrecking the planet or something.
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if there was more to it than the literal.
That's Greta Thunberg - she's kinda like the face of her generation for Climate activism. She's been in the news for about 5 years.
Seems you have a case of TAC-itus. Hopefully it clears up sometime soon.
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Yeah, that's even one I know too. :biggrin:
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TAC-itus is the worst.
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I refused to watch that show. Guess I won’t get the reference. Still some good ones in here lately.
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"mad at gas car". It's the girl who was in the news (last year? the year before?) raging about fossil fuel emissions wrecking the planet or something.
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if there was more to it than the literal.
That's Greta Thunberg - she's kinda like the face of her generation for Climate activism. She's been in the news for about 5 years.
Seems you have a case of TAC-itus. Hopefully it clears up sometime soon.
I've heard of her, but I didn't know what she looked like.
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"mad at gas car". It's the girl who was in the news (last year? the year before?) raging about fossil fuel emissions wrecking the planet or something.
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if there was more to it than the literal.
That's Greta Thunberg - she's kinda like the face of her generation for Climate activism. She's been in the news for about 5 years.
Sounds about right. Sometimes it feels like everything kinda stopped for three years due to Covid. I remember her being in the news for a couple years, but I forgot to add three years to that. I don't watch the news any more because there is literally nothing but bad news.
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Sounds about right. Sometimes it feels like everything kinda stopped for three years due to Covid. I remember her being in the news for a couple years, but I forgot to add three years to that. I don't watch the news any more because there is literally nothing but bad news.
Ditto!
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Probably more sad than it is funny, but....
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And yes, this absolutely is true.
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You're talking about a country where every price has to end in .99 because rounding up to the whole dollar scares people off. And where people will drive a mile down the road to save $.0299/gal for gas. :lol
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:lol
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:zydar:
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So our renaissance faire has a 21+ event where we're given a cigar and a beer, and very busty wenches sing and tell jokes, etc. There's an audience participation segment where they poll the audience for dirty jokes, especially limericks. Over the past however many years, they've heard all the limericks, so I wrote some originals. They're dirty/profane enough that I will not post them here. While it might not explicitly be against the rules, I do think it would be bad form. I will, however, link to them for those who ARE interested:
[Extremely NSFW jokes]
https://www.reddit.com/r/limericks/comments/13kvaal/nsfw_local_ren_faire_has_a_21_event_where_the/
I actually left the most offensive one out.
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Artists with their younger selves
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Artists with their younger selves
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The Keith Richards one is funny cause it's true. He’s looked like that for 40 years.
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Some knock off brands.
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I don't know if any of these are fake though.
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I pray that "Nut Master" is. :)
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The funny thing is that I've had knock-off Dr. Pepper under the name "Dr. Pete."
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Dr. Bob made me think of these guys:
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Some knock off brands.
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I don't know if any of these are fake though.
A few minutes on Google tells me they are all real.
Pizza Hat is Iranian and Prongles are made by Cards Against Humanity. It was harder to find background on the rest, but I was able to find multiple images from multiple angles.
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Some knock off brands.
...
I don't know if any of these are fake though.
A few minutes on Google tells me they are all real.
Pizza Hat is Iranian and Prongles are made by Cards Against Humanity. It was harder to find background on the rest, but I was able to find multiple images from multiple angles.
That's hilarious.
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A few minutes on Google tells me they are all real.
Pizza Hat is Iranian and Prongles are made by Cards Against Humanity. It was harder to find background on the rest, but I was able to find multiple images from multiple angles.
What does that even mean?
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It's a card game. It's extremely fun.
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I've heard of the card game, but does the card game also market knock-off chips?
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It's a card game. It's extremely fun.
Yes it is!
I've heard of the card game, but does the card game also market knock-off chips?
That is the funny part to me.
And I don't think they are produced anymore, and were basically a big PR stunt. But, if only.
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Good one, Joe :lol
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"You're fucking boring, Tammy" got me to laugh out loud. :)
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Good batch today! I actually got them all! :lol
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Another pack of winners for sure. The "A-ha moment" was especially good. My grandson has that exact map, by the way.
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Love the chess one.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/v82q30VH/FB-IMG-1685067974011.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QV5JMkmR)
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Or most of my Pee-Chees from 7th-11th grad (or so).
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The fat one reminds me of the relationship I have with my former work wife. In kitchens you say 'behind' when you walk behind people as a safety measure (so they don't suddenly turn around with a knife or hot pan of grease and fuck you up). She's a big Mexican girl, and I told her once her ass was so big I had to say behind twice :lol
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I like the tires one. :)
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The meal/show one hits home.
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I like the tires one. :)
And if this was pulled back, the snipper was probably wearing an aluminum foil hat ;)
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The "am I fat?" one reminds me of pretty much every time a woman posts a picture of herself on Facebook, which then triggers a chorus of "OMG...so beautiful!" from her female friends. :lol
The car radio one hits home big time...back in the day, for sure! "If I just ignore it long enough, it'll go away!"
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That "fat" one is hilarious.
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The "am I fat?" one reminds me of pretty much every time a woman posts a picture of herself on Facebook, which then triggers a chorus of "OMG...so beautiful!" from her female friends. :lol
The only unbelievable part of that is the "Bro, am I fat?". For me and my friends, it's more like "BRO! Look at this!" (as he pulls his shirt up and shows his belly).
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The "am I fat?" one reminds me of pretty much every time a woman posts a picture of herself on Facebook, which then triggers a chorus of "OMG...so beautiful!" from her female friends. :lol
The only unbelievable part of that is the "Bro, am I fat?". For me and my friends, it's more like "BRO! Look at this!" (as he pulls his shirt up and shows his belly).
If guys acted like women on social media: "OMG, bro, SO handsome! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!"
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The "am I fat?" one reminds me of pretty much every time a woman posts a picture of herself on Facebook, which then triggers a chorus of "OMG...so beautiful!" from her female friends. :lol
The only unbelievable part of that is the "Bro, am I fat?". For me and my friends, it's more like "BRO! Look at this!" (as he pulls his shirt up and shows his belly).
If guys acted like women on social media: "OMG, bro, SO handsome! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!"
Come on, give me a break.
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The "am I fat?" one reminds me of pretty much every time a woman posts a picture of herself on Facebook, which then triggers a chorus of "OMG...so beautiful!" from her female friends. :lol
The only unbelievable part of that is the "Bro, am I fat?". For me and my friends, it's more like "BRO! Look at this!" (as he pulls his shirt up and shows his belly).
If guys acted like women on social media: "OMG, bro, SO handsome! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!"
Come on, give me a break.
One break, comin' up!
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I'm pretty sure I've said all but 1 of these and I'm not even a dad...
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:lol
I've said them all.
"Look, horses!" :rollin Classic!
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Wow, I recognize nearly every one of those, and am proud to say that I use almost none of them. And neither did my dad.
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Guilty of 2/3rds. Lol
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Only one I don’t think I’ve said is the I’m just resting my eyes. Pretty sure I’ve used the rest, probably multiple times
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Only one I don’t think I’ve said is the I’m just resting my eyes. Pretty sure I’ve used the rest, probably multiple times
My dad used to say that all the time. ALL the time.
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Most of those seem like something you'd say because it's slightly witty or clever, which could make it funny, once. People who use the same "clever" sayings over and over get annoying really quickly. Then there's the ones that weren't even funny in the first place. "Stop saying that!"
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"Look Horses", is so me. But in my defense, both my daughters (14&10 years old) still go kinda nuts when I point them out and they see them. "Ah, they're sooooo cute." :D
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Do people say these and really mean it or is it just a tongue in cheek thing? :lol
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Do people say these and really mean it or is it just a tongue in cheek thing? :lol
For some reason, I can't see Victor's original post (even when I copy and paste) but of the ones said after, I say a lot of those, and it's almost always tongue in cheek.
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Only one I don’t think I’ve said is the I’m just resting my eyes. Pretty sure I’ve used the rest, probably multiple times
My dad used to say that all the time. ALL the time.
I always quoted Fred Sanford.
“I’m checking my eyelids for cracks.”
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There are only a few I've not said...and probably a bunch more that aren't listed.
They forgot the old classic, "Hey kids, do you know why this graveyard has a wall around it? Because people are just dying to get in." When approaching any cemetery.
Like TAC, the "Look, horses!" one cracks me up.
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"When driving past horses."
Yeah...'cause that happens all the time.
Otherwise, yeah...almost all of those. Especially the amputating one. We have a knife set in a block that includes a meat cleaver, which has probably been used only a handful of times in the 20+ years that we've had it. When the kids were little, the expression of the need to amputate would be accompanied by the drawing of "the amputating knife." At one point, my son exclaimed, "WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT?!" Although he had figured out that no amputation would ever occur, he actually believed that the cleaver was an "amputating knife."
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Do people say these and really mean it or is it just a tongue in cheek thing? :lol
For some reason, I can't see Victor's original post (even when I copy and paste) but of the ones said after, I say a lot of those, and it's almost always tongue in cheek.
If you're saying it tonque-in-cheek, that is, you know it's old and not particularly clever or funny anymore but you say it anyway, then it becomes some kind of meta-humor, I guess. It's not really funny, but maybe it's kinda funny because you're saying it anyway and everyone knows it's old and not particularly clever or funny anymore. And in a meta-way, you're also poking fun at those who actually do think it's clever and funny (but hasn't been for a long time).
Personally, I still find that rather annoying, not even meta-funny. But what the hell. I'm sure I do things that others find annoying.
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Some of them are just typical things to say that I don't think are intended to be funny. Like the traffic one. I've said that a lot, and it isn't meant to be humorous. It's meant to convey, "Yikes, sucks for those people who are stuck in that. I really hope it clears up by the time we are coming home."
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True.
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Always appreciate a good Zydar batch!
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Always appreciate a good Zydar batch!
Indeed
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I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.
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I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.
You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?
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I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.
You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?
But I get food and some nookie in return.
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I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.
You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?
But I get food and some nookie in return.
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That wife one is rated 100%.
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The Zeppelin one is pretty spot on. I've seen the cereal box one about 1,000 times on Facebook. I don't get the Malcolm in the Middle one at all.
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I don't get the Malcolm in the Middle one at all.
It's from the theme song of the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CVKbVtTsc
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Yikes...that's an obnoxious theme song!
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Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck
https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM (https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM)
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Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck
https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM (https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM)
Great, now I've got Styx's Too Much Time on My Hands stuck in my head. :biggrin:
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Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck
https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM (https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM)
I've seen that before. It's awesome!!!
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Amazing!!
:lol :rollin :lol
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Yikes...that's an obnoxious theme song!
Yeah. I loved the show, hated the theme song.
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Mmmmm. Presidential chicken
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Ask not what your chicken can do for you...
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Chicken so good it'll blow your mind!
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JFK at KFC.
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Didn't he say that Marylin Monroe tastes like chicken.
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Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
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I don't get the Hulk one. And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations. I just don't get it.
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I don't get the Hulk one. And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations. I just don't get it.
Na = Sodium = poisonous metal that can explode
Cl = Chlorine = gas
NaCl = regular old salt
NDT explain it better here at 2:45
https://youtu.be/KGywXmB_Mwo?t=165
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Elemental sodium is a metal that on contact with water will create explosive hydrogen and due to the heat of the reaction will likely spontaneously catch fire in the process. The remainder of this reaction is Sodium Hydroxide which is the stuff used to make soap and burn hands in Fight Club.
Elemental chlorine is a toxic and corrosive gas that will cause severe chemical burns if you come into contact with it, will be fatal if inhaled at 0.1% concentration, and due to its oxidising nature will also cause a lot of common materials (wood, cotton, metal shavings, test engineers) to spontaneously combust.
Sodium chloride, being ordinary table salt, tastes good on steak and potatoes.
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I don't get the Hulk one. And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations. I just don't get it.
Na alone = ARRGGHHH SMASH!!
CL alone = ARRGGHHH SMASH!!
NaCL = Serenity now
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Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
I've got nothin'
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Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
I've got nothin'
Right? It's truly glorious.
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Ah, the MCU version of the old "separately very dangerous, together quite safe" thing. Not really worth the time to explain, but thanks.
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deleted (beat me to it)
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:lol, reminds me of this:
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Lol
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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The caption read: "The 90's were the best"
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:lol :lol :lol
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Bizarre, random, and made me chuckle. 4 out of 5 stars.
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I have NO idea what this one means.
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Sounds like you’re not forklift certified.
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Sounds like you’re not forklift certified.
:tup
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<---- Forklift certified and ready for action.
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Not that kind of fork!
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Today I had a salad for lunch, and I used a fork to lift every forkfull to my mouth.
Disclaimer: I am not forklift certified.
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I'm pretty good with a pallet jack... watch your women. :hat
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I have 4 forklifts I'm in charge of. Like my bitches.
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Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.
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Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.
Built up strength carrying that insanely heavy metal collection around all your life, huh?
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Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.
Built up strength carrying that insanely heavy metal collection around all your life, huh?
:lol
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I'm pretty good with a pallet jack... watch your women. :hat
Seems like I ask somebody this about once a year, but have you been around this whole time and I didn't notice?
Also, I'm kind of old and out of shape, but I'd challenge anybody in this forum to a pallet jack race and beat the hell out of them.
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Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?
Edit: Either way, I'd hurt myself.
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Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?
Edit: Either way, I'd hurt myself.
Strictly riding them. I was great at it. Though I was pretty good at maneuvering them, too.
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Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?
Edit: Either way, I'd hurt myself.
Strictly riding them. I was great at it. Though I was pretty good at maneuvering them, too.
I think I've lost those sharp motor skills I had in my youth. I recently was playing wiffleball and my hand/eye coordination was terrible.
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I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Lol that's a good one, love that type of video :lol
Heres one
https://youtube.com/shorts/MKlZOZcqQ6E?feature=share
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I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Lol that's a good one, love that type of video :lol
Heres one
https://youtube.com/shorts/MKlZOZcqQ6E?feature=share
:rollin
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Slight groan, then a slight chuckle.
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I booed
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I love these dad jokes. ;D
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Wish #2...
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Love the Credible Hulk, one of my favorite FB pages.
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Is it sad it took me about 15 seconds to get this one?
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It's been two days and I still haven't gotten it. :lol
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It's been two days and I still haven't gotten it. :lol
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It's been two days and I still haven't gotten it. :lol
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HAHA the Obi-Wan "Smoking Hot" line!
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HAHA the Obi-Wan "Smoking Hot" line!
Yeah, that got the biggest LOL from me. I don't get the last one (can't get clear picture) though??
Ur Mom ... :rollin
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HAHA the Obi-Wan "Smoking Hot" line!
Yeah, that got the biggest LOL from me. I don't get the last one (can't get clear picture) though??
Ur Mom ... :rollin
It's a radioactive rod of some kind. You can see radiation symbol on it and the words "Drop & Run".
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HAHA the Obi-Wan "Smoking Hot" line!
Yeah, that got the biggest LOL from me. I don't get the last one (can't get clear picture) though??
Ur Mom ... :rollin
It's a radioactive rod of some kind. You can see radiation symbol on it and the words "Drop & Run".
Not sure if intentional for the image, but godamn those are long fingers :lol
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I think the image was fuzzy on purpose; that's the joke isn't it? That it's so radioactive that you can't even get a clear picture of it?
That first batch was killer. The steak, the trail guide, Obi-Wan... I didn't get the Chrome one (though I have a guess), the Barbie one, or the Forrest Gump one. I think I got the 'eat feet' one, but not 100% sure...
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That would scare the crap out of me being in some location or holding something and find out something is radioactive after taking a picture.
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Solid batch from Puppies! The steak one and the trail guide one got a good chuckle from me, and Obi-Wan was the best of the batch. Unfortunately, anytime I see a reference to "Barbie Girl," my mind immediately goes to the lawsuit that Mattel filed, which my former firm handled. The case resulted in the best final line of any appellate opinion I've ever read: "MCA filed a counterclaim for defamation based on the Mattel representative's use of the words 'bank robber,' 'heist,' 'crime' and 'theft.' But all of these are variants of the invective most often hurled at accused infringers, namely 'piracy.' No one hearing this accusation understands intellectual property owners to be saying that infringers are nautical cutthroats with eyepatches and peg legs who board galleons to plunder cargo. In context, all these terms are nonactionable 'rhetorical hyperbole,' [citation]. The parties are advised to chill."
Also, "ur mom" was awesome!
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I didn't get the Chrome one (though I have a guess), the Barbie one, or the Forrest Gump one.
I think Forest Gump was pretty much what it appears to be: hoping that your kid turns out smarter than you (the parent) are. The Barbie one is two people (apparently at a bar) discussing the lyrics of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" as if they were deeply philosophical. I THINK the Chrome one is saying that the only purpose for Internet Explorer (the "e" on the robot) is to download and install Google Chrome.
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Yes, no one uses Internet Explorer, the joke is its only use is to download Chrome (or Firefox back in the day).
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My favorite was the smoke machine.
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The "never sleep with your feet uncovered" got me good and I also have an idea for tonight.
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The "never sleep with your feet uncovered" got me good and I also have an idea for tonight.
Be sure to post the results :heybaby:
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The "never sleep with your feet uncovered" got me good and I also have an idea for tonight.
Be sure to post the results :heybaby:
Pics or it didn't happen!
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vBmt5M0V/Zombo-Meme-5027.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HZzVcd4)
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The "never sleep with your feet uncovered" got me good and I also have an idea for tonight.
Be sure to post the results :heybaby:
Pics or it didn't happen!
Well, I tried but the cat thought he had a new scratch tower. I need to go clean him off now.
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I've been thinking about this picture way more than I should have today. :lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vBmt5M0V/Zombo-Meme-5027.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HZzVcd4)
I only scrolled down enough to see the words, and it took me way longer than it should have to realize that "I-HOP" was not a reference to some sort of Apple product or service.
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I-Hop is a chain breakfast restaurant thats known for pancakes.
International House of Pancakes.
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I know. That's why I said it took me longer to realize that than it should have! A huge "duh" for me. :lol
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:lol
I actually made it. I saw it as another meme but it reminded me of something else, obviously. Lol
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I still don't get it.
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You shame me, Tim.
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I still don't get it.
I don’t get it either. And I’m very familiar with IHOP. Just not whatever vivid America means.
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It's a porn company. You'll get the rest.
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I still don't get it.
I don’t get it either. And I’m very familiar with IHOP. Just not whatever vivid America means.
It's a porn company. You'll get the rest.
Er..is it a circle jerk thing?
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No Tim. Think 5 guys, 1 girl and lots of maple syrup.
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No bacon? Oh..I get it..it's a sausage!
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I still don't get it.
I don’t get it either. And I’m very familiar with IHOP. Just not whatever vivid America means.
NSFW google Piper Perri
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I still don't get it.
I don’t get it either. And I’m very familiar with IHOP. Just not whatever vivid America means.
NSFW google Piper Perri
My man. :lol
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I still don't get it.
I don’t get it either. And I’m very familiar with IHOP. Just not whatever vivid America means.
It's a porn company. You'll get the rest.
Er..is it a circle jerk thing?
It's called a bukkake.
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(https://i.imgur.com/QcZvU.jpeg)
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Could someone just post the image and put to out of his misery, the actual meme isn't NSFW, is it? They're all fully dressed
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Here you go
(https://i.ibb.co/9GwkVXW/IMG-7113.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
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This thread has taken a truly bizarre turn, and I think I'm proud of myself that I didn't even go past mistaking "I-HOP" for an Apple product.
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Well, my dirty mind did. Lol
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She's no Tera Patrick.
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Here you go
(https://i.ibb.co/9GwkVXW/IMG-7113.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
No fucking way. :lol
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Yup. Lol
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Here you go
(https://i.ibb.co/9GwkVXW/IMG-7113.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
No fucking way. :lol
You know, if you'd fucking branch out from DTF you might see more of this level humor
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Then Tim could say things like, "That pancake is gonna soak up all that maple syrup."
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Then Tim could say things like, "That pancake is gonna soak up all that maple syrup."
I mean, you could look down her throat while the dude on the right is fucking her and see his dick.
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Then Tim could say things like, "That pancake is gonna soak up all that maple syrup."
I mean, you could look down her throat while the dude on the right is fucking her and see his dick.
So you HAVE seen her videos!!
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:lol
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get off DTF.org and go to DTF.xxx
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She's no Tera Patrick.
That's for damn sure.
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I don't know who that is either.
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I don't know who that is either.
She's a weather girl for the BBC... Just Google 'Tera Patrick BBC'
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I don't know who that is either.
She's a weather girl for the BBC... Just Google 'Tera Patrick BBC'
:rollin :rollin
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I don't know who that is either.
She's a weather girl for the BBC... Just Google 'Tera Patrick BBC'
:neverusethis:
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I don't know who that is either.
She's a weather girl for the BBC... Just Google 'Tera Patrick BBC'
:rollin
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I don't know who that is either.
She's a weather girl for the BBC... Just Google 'Tera Patrick BBC'
Classic. :) :)
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This sounds like a trap.
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Would I do that to you buddy?
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
My intestines hurt just looking at that. :lol
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This thread delivers
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You're welcome.
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:rollin
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Tim's smile just makes it lol
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Unrelated but I am craving double stuffed oreos.
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Boston cream donut for me.
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Boston cream donut for me.
So you do like something from Boston. :lol
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Boston cream donut for me.
So you do like something from Boston. :lol
I knew it!!!
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.postimg.cc/MZL6WW03/20230726132348.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Outstanding! :lol
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This thread is what it's like checking facebook for the day.
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Hey now, we all know that you can't drink a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice WITHOUT some cinnamon on top.
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And non-fat
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This thread is what it's like checking facebook for the day.
Fewer scams, fake news, and fake science articles here though. :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/W1uqZ8n.jpeg)
My go to line is usually to hand it to my wife, or daughter or step son and say "here, I can't use this. I keep interfering with the readings."
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Since I've never considered myself a stud and don't even try to joke about it, that has never been a problem for me. That detracts a little bit from the humor in the meme, but it still works overall.
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I always said my wife is the stud finder.
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Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional Rule 1 violations 😉
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Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional Rule 1 violations 😉
Which picture is breaking a rule? I honestly do not know.
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Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional Rule 1 violations 😉
Which picture is breaking a rule? I honestly do not know.
Browser history.
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Oh right, I was looking at the corners of the pictures where these come from. :lolpalm:
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That's a great batch, Gupp!
The sloth, the eggs, the doorbell!! :lol
I didn't get the first one with the wires though.
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I didn't get the first one with the wires though.
S&M kink couples often have a safe word one of them can say if things get too freaky for them. The picture has a whip made of Ethernet cables, and they’re playing off of the typical password requirements of website or worksite logins.
Took me a minute to figure it out too.
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I liked the burrito, doorbell and egg ones. I didn't get the one with the two guys and the birdcage and the x-rated video one.
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The two guys and the birdcage is based on the "Dead Parrot Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus. John Cleese bought a parrot from Michael Palin, but it turns out that the bird was dead (it's complicated). Cleese has been replaced by Elon Musk and the bird by the Twitter bird, which is now dead. Palin insists that the bird was alive when he bought it.
The "X" one is a porn site, but now that Twitter is "X", the guy can tell his girlfriend that that's what's in his browser history, not porn. Thanks, Elon!
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The two guys and the birdcage is based on the "Dead Parrot Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus. John Cleese bought a parrot from Michael Palin, but it turns out that the bird was dead (it's complicated). Cleese has been replaced by Elon Musk and the bird by the Twitter bird, which is now dead. Palin insists that the bird was alive when he bought it.
The "X" one is a porn site, but now that Twitter is "X", the guy can tell his girlfriend that that's what's in his browser history, not porn. Thanks, Elon!
Maybe my brain is just shut off because it's Sunday, but I think I'm even more confused. :lol
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I thought I'd read somewhere that Elon Musk bought Twitter and renamed it "X". I may have imagined it. But it seemed to explain both of those.
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I thought I'd read somewhere that Elon Musk bought Twitter and renamed it "X". I may have imagined it. But it seemed to explain both of those.
He definitely did. Even put a huge flashing 'X' sign on top of the building.
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My Twitter hasn't changed yet. Weird.
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Neither has mine. :neverusethis:
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Neither has mine. :neverusethis:
Lol. You'd love it following sports writers and getting updates on stuff asap.
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I have a Twitter account, but I can't recall the last time I logged into it.
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Bravo.
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BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!
:lol
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:lol
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BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!
:lol
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BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!
:lol
https://youtu.be/U1Kfpmlu1sU?t=16
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WOW!! :lol :lol
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It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms :lol
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I'm stealing this for Facebook. Get ready of all the females that will give me crap. Lol
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It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms :lol
Different bathrooms was such a game changer in our marriage.
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It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms :lol
Different bathrooms was such a game changer in our marriage.
Double vanity for us. Not that we needed it for this kind of reason - mrs.jingle is the kind of person where 'everything has it's place', so this would drive her absolutely bonkers.
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It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms :lol
What kind of guy needs his own bathroom?
Are you giving yourself a perm or something? ;D
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It's just easier. We have the same setup. When I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or shave, I don't want to deal with a counter full of other people's stuff sitting there that IMO should have been put back in the cabinet. I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth, and there isn't even a couple square inches of open counter to set it on. Fuck that. I just started using the downstairs bathroom, problem solved. No waiting and plenty of space available.
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I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth
So this might be one of those "I've been doing it wrong this whole time" things... but why do you need a cup to brush your teeth?
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I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth
So this might be one of those "I've been doing it wrong this whole time" things... but why do you need a cup to brush your teeth?
Ya that baffles me as well.
I hope we’re not about to start another “do you use the fly in your underwear” rant. :rollin
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
I just use my hand. But a cup makes more sense.
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I just use my hand as well
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Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)
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Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)
I have too big of a head to fit in there. :lol
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Rinsing after you brush washes away the fluoride you just spend money to apply. Best option is to use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate, spit it out, and let what's left do its thing.
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Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)
I have too big of a head to fit in there. :lol
Haha, me too! But I use my hand (and rarely warm water; I will hit the nozzle over to cool for that part). No cup. Or on the odd occasion when I take the toothbrush in the shower, I will use water from the shower head.
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?
This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.
It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.
The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time. Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it. Eeesh.
Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise. Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned. All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up. She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying. I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.
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What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? :lol
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What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? :lol
A very dumb one. But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend. Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.
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What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? :lol
A very dumb one. But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend. Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.
Sounds like a control freak.
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What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? :lol
A very dumb one. But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend. Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.
I always laugh in this situation. Maybe the fellas should look after themselves more instead of worrying about the gf so she wouldn't want to look at other guys.
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What is a TT video?
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TikTok
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I don't know if it's ever occurred to me to rinse after brushing my teeth.
But yes, we love our double vanity. Same thing with our nightstands. In mine currently I have my hand cream (relax guys, I work with my hands for a living), my bluetooth headband, the remote for the bedroom TV, and that's it. Hers is literally filled so much is barely closes. If you asked her I bet she couldn't tell you three things that were in there.
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?
This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.
It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.
The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time. Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it. Eeesh.
Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise. Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned. All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up. She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying. I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.
People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.
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When you think about it, there is shit everywhere!
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?
This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.
It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.
The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time. Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it. Eeesh.
Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise. Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned. All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up. She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying. I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.
People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.
Just have the phone in the opposite hand you're wiping your ass with, simple.
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When you think about it, there is shit everywhere!
https://youtu.be/ohlW9SbhLzc
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?
This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.
It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.
The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time. Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it. Eeesh.
Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise. Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned. All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up. She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying. I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.
People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.
Just have the phone in the opposite hand you're wiping your ass with, simple.
Particles man...the particles spray everywhere when you flush. :biggrin:
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I've been doing it this way as long as I can remember. My mommy taught me the steps, and I've just done them that way ever since. More than 50 years. I guess it's true, then. I'm full of shit.
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You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after? I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.
Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?
This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.
It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.
The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time. Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it. Eeesh.
Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise. Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned. All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up. She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying. I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.
People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.
Just have the phone in the opposite hand you're wiping your ass with, simple.
Particles man...the particles spray everywhere when you flush. :biggrin:
Just close the toilet seat before you flush, simple.
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And don’t lick your phone.
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And don’t lick your phone.
That's not how phone sex works...?
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The angle is very important... I mean, just look at her face, she knows how important the angle is. I bet she's an obtuse kind of gal.
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That poor girl. That poor, poor, girl.
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She’s got, got…nothin’ to lose… ;)
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She’s got, got…nothin’ to lose… ;)
I approve of that message. :)
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Wonderful
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Key & Peele had three classic skits as to player names
East West College Bowl for 3 1/2 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWMeIeLmptY&t=410s
the second one around 4 minutes
a-a-ron comes up later
Fudge! :lol
EDIT: fixed link :facepalm:
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I think you posted the wrong link.
The Key & Peele sketches are great. One of them was on Dan Patrick's radio show and was talking about the genesis of the sketch. One of them, who isn't much of a football fan, had heard some sort of news report about D'Brickashaw Ferguson and called the other (who was/is a football fan). The latter guy said, "oh...you ain't heard nothing yet," and from there they set about coming up with the names. If I remember correctly, the non-football fan came up with almost all of the names, while the football fan's only contribution was the white guy at the end, "Dan Brown, BYU" (or whatever it was).
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Hey, what can I say about my prior post? I was distracted at the time ;)
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:lol
That ladybug is a bitch!
And it took me longer than I care to admit trying to figure out what a Brian May album had to do with Key & Peele. :)
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Nice!!
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Key and Peele have some really funny stuff. Is anyone familiar with a female comedy duo from a few years back that kinda did the same thing but also with music in their skits? Their names escape me but the one girl was blonde and the other one had dark hair. They were extremely talented and funny also.
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Key and Peele have some really funny stuff. Is anyone familiar with a female comedy duo from a few years back that kinda did the same thing but also with music in their skits? Their names escape me but the one girl was blonde and the other one had dark hair. They were extremely talented and funny also.
Only one I can think of off the top of my head is Live Prude Girls, with Milana Vayntrub and Stevie Nelson. https://youtu.be/P1kmOtdHcZ0
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I was thinking Garfunkel and Oates (aka Kate Micucci and Riki Lindholme)
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That's it, Garfunkel and Oates! Funny stuff
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Yeah, they're fun.
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Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci both had fairly important guest spots on The Big Bang Theory, with the latter's character being generally disliked among the fanbase.
Garfunkel and Oates is a brilliant name, but everything I've heard/seen from them sucks pretty hard because of the damn ukulele and their singing.
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I just figured the uke, and even their singing, was part of the parody. They're not a "serious" act, they're comedy, so I try to enjoy it in that way.
I may end up checking out more Live Prude Girls, though. Never heard of them, or Stevie, but I'm familiar with Milana and I like her a lot.
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I just figured the uke, and even their singing, was part of the parody. They're not a "serious" act, they're comedy, so I try to enjoy it in that way.
I may end up checking out more Live Prude Girls, though. Never heard of them, or Stevie, but I'm familiar with Milana and I like her a lot.
I only know her from the cell phone commercials.
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I guess this is more amusing than funy. I showed this picture to my 8 year old daughter, it's from 20 years ago when I was doing my undergrad in England. It's the PC I was using at the time and I had a discman, a flip phone and a Floppy disk. I pointed all those things out to her and her question is how did you take the picture when your phone is on the table in the picture.
Had to explain that back then phones couldn't take pictures and this was from a separate camera. :facepalm: ;D Just a funny inflection point when you realize how old you're becoming
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lol at the title of the book acting as the monitor stand!
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lol at the JT one.
I've accepted it ages ago and can relate easily to the first one. Nice dump.
I don't get the Black Betty one though.
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It's a song by Ram Jam, it references the chorus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE&pp=ygUTYmxhY2sgYmV0dHkgcmFtIGphbQ%3D%3D
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Pam Ballam :lol
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Pam Ballam :lol
That's the one that got a laugh out loud from me too. :)
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Pam Ballam :lol
That's the one that got a laugh out loud from me too. :)
Fogey puns, ftw.
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Great, now I have that song stuck in my head. :D
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Great, now I have that song stuck in my head. :D
Dude, I've been giggling about that all day yesterday and into this morning. :)
If I ever need a fake female name, I'm using "Pamela Bellam". :)
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Her cumbacks are just like black metal: brutal.
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Outstanding!
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That reminded me of something I made a while back
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Awesome!!!
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Lol @ the 'Play Cygnus' down the front.
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Totally stealing lol
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:rollin
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(But Neil wrote the lyrics)
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(But Neil wrote the lyrics)
And no politicians write their own speeches.
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(But Neil wrote the lyrics)
And no politicians write their own speeches.
I think Lincoln wrote that speech.
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(But Neil wrote the lyrics)
And no politicians write their own speeches.
I think Lincoln wrote that speech.
Yes, I wasn't clear enough. Today's politicians....
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(But Neil wrote the lyrics)
And no politicians write their own speeches.
I think Lincoln wrote that speech.
Yeah? And Ozzy wrote "Bark At The Moon". ;) :) :) :)
It's not well known, but Sharon Osbourne was Lincoln's Chief of Staff.
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This is how conspiracy theories get started.
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:lol
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The hair color one. :rollin
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I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.
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I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.
I mean occasionally I will at home and have them on speaker while walking around the house when I'm alone, but holy fuck never in public.
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I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.
I mean occasionally I will at home and have them on speaker while walking around the house when I'm alone, but holy fuck never in public.
I don't understand why you're use speaker if you're still going to hold your phone. I use speaker so I can keep my hands free and usually set the phone on a table or desk. If you're going to hold it like that just put the damn thing up to your ear.
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What I've seen is that some people use speaker just so they don't have to hold it to their ear. Apparently that's more important than the fact that everyone can hear their conversation (and they don't care who it bothers).
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What I've seen is that some people use speaker just so they don't have to hold it to their ear. Apparently that's more important than the fact that everyone can hear their conversation (and they don't care who it bothers).
I would never hold my phone like in public. But in my own home? Damn right. I just lay back or something, put the phone speaker and lay it on my chest. Just a more comfortable way to talk. But yea, in public I hold it.
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Frankly, if discount Jesus with a man-bun and a v-neck is your soulmate, you probably don't care that he holds the phone like that. Also, I think Stads brought that up not long ago in the mildly irksome thread.
Glue Gun Stanley, the Frozen recorder, the hair color, and A-Ha are all first-rate. Bravo! :lol :lol
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Frankly, if discount Jesus with a man-bun and a v-neck is your soulmate, you probably don't care that he holds the phone like that. Also, I think Stads brought that up not long ago in the mildly irksome thread.
Glue Gun Stanley, the Frozen recorder, the hair color, and A-Ha are all first-rate. Bravo! :lol :lol
I did. I just think that is douchy, and rude. (A couple days ago, my step son got into an... altercation with a dude in his unit that was talking out loud on speakerphone, then got mad when some of the other guys started making fun of him. "Why are you guys eavesdropping on my call?" And my step son - the senior soldier on the detail - was like "because you broadcast it to the entire room, dipshit.")
I don't get the hair dye one. Love Glue Gun Stanley and A-Ha.
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I don't get the hair dye one.
It's two different boxes next to each other, with different women, but the pictures are similar enough that the combination makes her look like she's...ummm...what's the word....
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Glue Gun Stanley :lol
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The obvious theoretical question is: Who would win a duel between Machine Gun Kelly and Glue Gun Stanley? I'm pretty sure Kelly would win, but it would be pretty entertaining to watch.
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The obvious theoretical question is: Who would win a duel between Machine Gun Kelly and Glue Gun Stanley? I'm pretty sure Kelly would win, but it would be pretty entertaining to watch.
Depends. If they're more than 10 feet away from each other, then Kelly has the advantage. However, if Stanley can get close enough, it negates Kelly's firepower advantage.
:lol
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I think it would be over after the first round.
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I don't understand why there are so many jokes and memes about recorders. I loved hearing my kids play music. I joined them when I could. What could possibly be cooler than playing music with your kids?
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I don't understand why there are so many jokes and memes about recorders. I loved hearing my kids play music. I joined them when I could. What could possibly be cooler than playing music with your kids?
As a general matter, I'm right there with ya (I always wanted to do Jethro Tull's version of Bouree with my daughter, but alas...). However, the recorder (especially in the hands of an 8ish year old) is not a well-regarded instrument, and songs from Frozen.... My daughter was a little too old to get into it, but I know folks who were THIS close to doing serious violence if they had to hear Let It Go or Do You Want to Build a Snowman one more time.
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That was a pack of winners from top to bottom!
The banana got an especially loud chuckle, as did Rachel and Mike.
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Haha some great ones there!
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The Rachel and Mike one is admittedly something I would've done had twitter existed back then.
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The Rachel and Mike joke spoiled me TV show I'm watching atm :lol it's my own fault I still haven't finished the show that finished in 2019
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Suits was fun for a while, a long while actually. Took a few weird turns once "the secret" came out (come on, that's not really a spoiler is it?), but kinda made sense in the bizarro alternate universe where the show takes place. But by the end... oh wait, you said you're still watching it. Never mind.
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The 1/3 vs. the 1/4 burger is absolutely a true story. A&W tried to compete with McD’s and promoted the 1/3 burger but the general public didn’t understand it was bigger.
Lord help us all.
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What are those signs
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I've seen the salt one before but it gets me every time
and yeah, so sad that people don't understand 1/3 > 1/4, but that's not surprising really
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It's almost a shame, really. I'm an engineer, and took a lot of advanced math in school. I work on cars, so fractions are something I work with every day; 3/8" wrenches, 5/16" sockets (smaller than a 3/8" socket)... I never gave a moments thought to what is bigger, I just intuitively knew it, but now I see that as a "thing" and I have to think about it. We're so dumbing ourselves down! :)
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My friends and I were heading back from a concert listening to Spotify in the car and even though my friend had it on shuffle for her entire playlist we kept getting random tracks for Fleetwood Mac's Rumours. Not like a few songs but the entire god damn album. It was like the phone was persistent that we needed to hear it, even out of order, despite the thousands of other songs she had. So we reached a point with three non Fleetwood Mac songs and then The Chain came on and I fucking lost it.
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The 1/3 vs. the 1/4 burger is absolutely a true story. A&W tried to compete with McD’s and promoted the 1/3 burger but the general public didn’t understand it was bigger.
Lord help us all.
Holy shit! :lol
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Nice haul!
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Bonus
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Working tirelessly.... classic.
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I liked "The floor is lava" one. Kinda like the "Your mom was smoking hot, and so was your dad the last time I saw him". Jokes that could/should be obvious, but they took until now for someone to come up with them.
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I JUST got the "Propaganda" one. Proper gander. ;)
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I JUST got the "Propaganda" one. Proper gander. ;)
Took me a minute too. But worth it.
In fact, the whole haul was fantastic.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
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In San Antonio is my memories serve correctly with Motley Crew.
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In San Antonio is my memories serve correctly with Motley Crew.
Lakeland, Florida, poolside. It was recounted in "The Dirt", the Motley Crue movie. Ozzy says he has no recollection of that particular incident.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
I was asking about the picture. I was never a coke guy (unless somebody just handed it to me), and I figure you might have an idea.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
I was asking about the picture. I was never a coke guy (unless somebody just handed it to me), and I figure you might have an idea.
:lol
Sorry, totally misunderstood that one lol...looks to be a sixteenth to an eighth of an ounce. Probably closer to the latter.
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
I was asking about the picture. I was never a coke guy (unless somebody just handed it to me), and I figure you might have an idea.
:lol
Sorry, totally misunderstood that one lol...looks to be a sixteenth to an eighth of an ounce. Probably closer to the latter.
Ya think? I was guessing at least a half and probably closer to an oz. If you embiggen the picture that's a really big bag and it's bulging a little in the middle. Again, not my forte, but I've handled 16ths and maybe the occasional 8-ball, and if that's that I got seriously ripped off. :lol
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
I was asking about the picture. I was never a coke guy (unless somebody just handed it to me), and I figure you might have an idea.
:lol
Sorry, totally misunderstood that one lol...looks to be a sixteenth to an eighth of an ounce. Probably closer to the latter.
Ya think? I was guessing at least a half and probably closer to an oz. If you embiggen the picture that's a really big bag and it's bulging a little in the middle. Again, not my forte, but I've handled 16ths and maybe the occasional 8-ball, and if that's that I got seriously ripped off. :lol
Yeah, keep in mind it's been a good 20 years since I handled any dope, and rarely in such quantities. I always bought grams, and they'd maybe be a quarter of what he's holding there. Also I dealt in crystal meth, not coke, so not sure if there's a density difference between the two.
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Nice!
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My favorite Ozzy story is still him snorting the line of ants off the sidewalk.
How much coke is that? I never bought in any quantity.
Not a measure of quantity, it was literal ants. (I think you're being sarcastic, but just in case lol)
I was asking about the picture. I was never a coke guy (unless somebody just handed it to me), and I figure you might have an idea.
:lol
Sorry, totally misunderstood that one lol...looks to be a sixteenth to an eighth of an ounce. Probably closer to the latter.
Ya think? I was guessing at least a half and probably closer to an oz. If you embiggen the picture that's a really big bag and it's bulging a little in the middle. Again, not my forte, but I've handled 16ths and maybe the occasional 8-ball, and if that's that I got seriously ripped off. :lol
Took a while to see where this was heading! Haha.
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I probably wasn't much older than that kid when Grandpa Tom had me up on a roof hammering shingles. And, yes, he taught me to always hold a nail with the pads of my fingers facing up. You'll never be perfect, and it hurts a whole lot less that way.
Huh, perhaps another influence on my pragmatic nature. :lol
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Love the hammer one, the Tenacious D one, and the "Hired!" one. :) :)
And since this is the perfect music vide of all time (and also funny):
https://fb.watch/mNCm_RFrk9/
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She refused the help to say no one ever helps her. Genius.
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Where's the one with the wife complaing her husband never helps, but then chastising him for doing it wrong when he does help? :P
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You mean the one that happens in every married couple's home, including mine? :millahhhh
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9805186560/h453F8009/warm-and-if-are-concerned-about-an-older-person-refer-them-age-uk-free-gy-check-m-page-cymru)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9805188608/hBD3F5E03/pr-0521b-mll-by-062-2-19808-10062-400-231029-5-1223-pm-diet-by-meijer-distribution-inc-grand-rapid)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806517248/hA1E0A209/cat-tired-cat-showing-s-butthole-so-show-yours-brenabteau)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806521344/h2A9E47C2/pants-theres-nothing-cooler-than-casually-walking-away-after-blowing-something-up-1-taco-bell)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9804564480/h16173A71/life-give-sign-life-dont-matter-give-up)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806671872/h7F527EB3/udrherzberg-ly-use-enhanced-interrogation-find-out-who-tore-up-living-room-310k-150-wiki-share)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9803941120/hDB0C9ED8/and-may-find-yourself-beautiful-house-with-beautiful-wife-and-may-ask-yourself-well-did-get-here)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9804564480/h16173A71/life-give-sign-life-dont-matter-give-up)
Heh, when my wife and I went to go deliver our 2nd child, the hospital room had a sign saying "Please call, don't fall, we care." My wife was pretty tired and she laughingly said "Please fall, don't call, we don't care." Definitely a "you had to be there" moment but that picture reminded me of it.
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Dammit Tim! Even the ocean returns to the corral!
(https://i.postimg.cc/hGdP9cnv/FB-IMG-1693870254541.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Dammit Tim! Even the ocean returns to the corral!
(https://i.postimg.cc/hGdP9cnv/FB-IMG-1693870254541.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
They're useful to round up the refugees.
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Or the old. We're there buddy.
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I thought for way too long that that actually was McCartney.
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That was a great batch. Taco Bell! :)
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Nice! My son just went back to school. I'm going to forward this little cheat sheet to him.
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I billigram. :)
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I billigram. :)
An evangelist?
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I billigram. :)
An evangelist?
Did TAC hack your account? Billy Graham.
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Ha! I totally didn't get that one!
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I billigram. :)
An evangelist?
Did TAC hack your account? Billy Graham.
The original image didn't come through for me when I made that comment.
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:lol
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:lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/yd6BpVbm/FB-IMG-1694133915304.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/VSh3dc1v)
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:lol
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Holy Shit! :lol
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:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
I've shared it already to 5 friends. Lol
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:lol
Side note: Who's the first artist?
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No clue.
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Normani.
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Ewan's look at Hayden after the "both can be removed with lasers" line :lol
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The second one... the grammar killed it for me, but the rest were good. Lasers! The Listerine!! The New York Stabber! ("Why?").
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I like the mini-theme of Anakin and his "issues" with the Jedi. Bad grammar and/or spelling will usually take me right out of a meme, but that one was pretty funny.
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Say what you want about the prequels, but they gave us some of the most iconic meme material in the galaxy far, far away! :rollin
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I liked the Star Wars ones. The mouthwash one was EWWW! I don't get the one with the Cowboys player.
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I liked the Star Wars ones. The mouthwash one was EWWW! I don't get the one with the Cowboys player.
It's a joke about blackface.
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:icy:
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:lol
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Glorious batch.
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Nice batch. But maybe a bit too graphic?
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This song was forever ruined for me...all it took was one person with a dirty mind.
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That batch got way too many laughs out loud. I chuckled at "Source:........". The best one, though, was the Clash one and that was missing the source!!!
I also laughed way too hard at the drummer one. I hate myself sometimes. ;) :) :) :)
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Yeah, Number of Arms Per Drummer was pretty crude, but I laughed (internally) anyway.
Nice batch. But maybe a bit too graphic?
:tup
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Pretty much all of these made me laugh.
(https://i.imgur.com/pv9RPG4.jpeg)
What about "baby"? The Doors wonder.
Also, I think John Mellencamp would dispute the Yellow Submarine one.
Also also, Save Ferris's "Come on Eileen" >>>>>> the original.
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Nice batch. But maybe a bit too graphic?
ba da bum
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:lol
So good!
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I get it, but I know I'm in the minority.
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OK, that was unexpected. :lol
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No idea what's going on there. Okay, I know what's going on, but I have no idea why it's funny.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
Thanks. Wasn't familiar with the original meme.
Still confused but I guess that'll be what it is.
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
Truth.
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I'll try to get the thread back on track.
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My own little haul. Some of these have surely been posted in the past, but whatever.
(https://i.imgur.com/AueVCfp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KdxxLpr.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/l8pNYIT.jpg)
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So I laughed at the Bert and Ernie one. Am I on the steam train to hell, the regular freight line to hell, or the Next Generation High Speed Rail train to hell? :) :) :)
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There are some hilarious Sesame Street memes out there.
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So I laughed at the Bert and Ernie one. Am I on the steam train to hell, the regular freight line to hell, or the Next Generation High Speed Rail train to hell? :) :) :)
The 'educated' one ;)
I'm probably on the fastest because of the 'disabled porn' meme. :lol
Earlier....."too graphic." Classic! :tup
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
Thanks. Wasn't familiar with the original meme.
Still confused but I guess that'll be what it is.
Yeah...it explains the background, but I still don't get it.
So I laughed at the Bert and Ernie one.
On first glance, I skipped right past that one because I was excited for the Yes one. In that regard, I don't know if it was here, but I recently posed the question whether the "it" in "Does It Really Happen" and "It Can Happen" have the same antecedent.
Sadly, the bad grammar killed the one with the Cat on the car.
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
Thanks. Wasn't familiar with the original meme.
Still confused but I guess that'll be what it is.
Yeah...it explains the background, but I still don't get it.
It's one of those "there's nothing to get" kind of things. After the original "Loss" webcomic, parodies appeared, and the only thing they seem to have in common is that the fourth panel is something unexpected (and therefore funny?) Here we have replications of the first four panels so all the cool younglings will recognize the meme, and then it's just Garfield smoking a pipe. The comic is even titled "Pipe" rather than "Loss". Hilarious!
So I laughed at the Bert and Ernie one.
On first glance, I skipped right past that one because I was excited for the Yes one. In that regard, I don't know if it was here, but I recently posed the question whether the "it" in "Does It Really Happen" and "It Can Happen" have the same antecedent.
Sadly, the bad grammar killed the one with the Cat on the car.
Does It Really Happen? and It Can Happen are each the third song on their respective albums. Many, many years ago, I had a cassette with Drama on one side and 90125 on the other, and they lined up in the lists of song titles on the little card thing.
Does It Really Happen? It Can Happen
I thought it was pretty cool, but couldn't find anyone else who even thought it was interesting. :(
It's Anne Frank, not Ann. That killed that one for me.
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There are some hilarious Sesame Street memes out there.
My all time favorite...
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Wow! That's a great one.
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That's a real book.
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So it is.
Real can still be funny.
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So it is.
Real can still be funny.
Indeed!
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This will explain it, but won't make it funny
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
TL;DR Millennial humor is weird and doesn't always make sense. Just move past it.
There's another thing like this, right? It's 4 panels and the position of things is the theme that people copy. I don't know how to search for it.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/FHsJjtPP/received-842146294172600.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Classic! :tup
Baseball hat and reading glasses optional
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this is my 420th post, so as a treat, i am gonna make it extra sticky if you know what i mean :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat :hat
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:backupslowly:
:lateralus2:
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After a couple of WTWs, it’s good to be back to normal here :justjen
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Good Lord.....this one is very, very accurate :lol
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My wife will start a conversation with stuff like "So I talked to her, and she said any time is fine." WTF? Like, we can be sitting on the couch watching TV, and during a commercial break I get this.
As it turns out, we'd discussed earlier that day, or even a day or two before, about meeting up with friends, and we had a date but not a time, so Mrs. Orbert had to contact Mrs. Friend to figure out when we should stop by. Okay, so we're apparently continuing that conversation, or rather concluding it. The problem is that we've had anywhere from five to 10 to 20 conversations in the six to 24 to 48 hours since then, and I guess I'm supposed to know from context which one we're following up on. It keeps things interesting.
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My wife will start a conversation with stuff like "So I talked to her, and she said any time is fine." WTF? Like, we can be sitting on the couch watching TV, and during a commercial break I get this.
As it turns out, we'd discussed earlier that day, or even a day or two before, about meeting up with friends, and we had a date but not a time, so Mrs. Orbert had to contact Mrs. Friend to figure out when we should stop by. Okay, so we're apparently continuing that conversation, or rather concluding it. The problem is that we've had anywhere from five to 10 to 20 conversations in the six to 24 to 48 hours since then, and I guess I'm supposed to know from context which one we're following up on. It keeps things interesting.
My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
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My wife will start a conversation with stuff like "So I talked to her, and she said any time is fine." WTF? Like, we can be sitting on the couch watching TV, and during a commercial break I get this.
As it turns out, we'd discussed earlier that day, or even a day or two before, about meeting up with friends, and we had a date but not a time, so Mrs. Orbert had to contact Mrs. Friend to figure out when we should stop by. Okay, so we're apparently continuing that conversation, or rather concluding it. The problem is that we've had anywhere from five to 10 to 20 conversations in the six to 24 to 48 hours since then, and I guess I'm supposed to know from context which one we're following up on. It keeps things interesting.
My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
See, that rarely works with me. My wife is a Rabbi and works heavily in the local Jewish world. So at least 600% of the people she mentions are named Sarah or something.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
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My wife will start a conversation with stuff like "So I talked to her, and she said any time is fine." WTF? Like, we can be sitting on the couch watching TV, and during a commercial break I get this.
As it turns out, we'd discussed earlier that day, or even a day or two before, about meeting up with friends, and we had a date but not a time, so Mrs. Orbert had to contact Mrs. Friend to figure out when we should stop by. Okay, so we're apparently continuing that conversation, or rather concluding it. The problem is that we've had anywhere from five to 10 to 20 conversations in the six to 24 to 48 hours since then, and I guess I'm supposed to know from context which one we're following up on. It keeps things interesting.
My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
See, that rarely works with me. My wife is a Rabbi and works heavily in the local Jewish world. So at least 600% of the people she mentions are named Sarah or something.
My wife is named Sarah! (although she's not Jewish)
But my wife has an annoying habit of making new acquaintances with the same names as people we already know. She'll be well into a story about "Leslie," and I think she's talking about our daughter's godmother, and then she says something that doesn't make sense, at which point she clarifies that she's talking about "Leslie from the gym" or something or other, and I have to go back and re-evaluate the entire story.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
No, no, no; I get that. I mean "PRONOUNS!" as in "Stop using pronouns!" The him/he/they thing was a sort of joke reference to P/R.
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Ah, I got it. I figured you would know the correct term, but somehow that's not the direction my brain went.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
No, no, no; I get that. I mean "PRONOUNS!" as in "Stop using pronouns!" The him/he/they thing was a sort of joke reference to P/R.
Have you ever watched Cinema Sins videos on YouTube? One of the more common sins is when a character plays "the pronoun game" in order to conceal something from the audience.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
No, no, no; I get that. I mean "PRONOUNS!" as in "Stop using pronouns!" The him/he/they thing was a sort of joke reference to P/R.
Have you ever watched Cinema Sins videos on YouTube? One of the more common sins is when a character plays "the pronoun game" in order to conceal something from the audience.
I love Cinema Sins, and that joke always gets me :lol
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Have you ever watched Cinema Sins videos on YouTube? One of the more common sins is when a character plays "the pronoun game" in order to conceal something from the audience.
I thought he applied that sin because it was indicative of poor writing.
I don't get the 3-panel picture, maybe a pop culture reference I am not going to get?
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I don't get the 3-panel picture, maybe a pop culture reference I am not going to get?
Yeah...I have no idea either.
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I wanna say Shakespeare?
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yes it's a pop culture reference... 8th century bc greece pop culture :lol would not expect progressive rock fans to miss a moirai reference!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moirai_(video_game)
Moirai was a 2013 indie game developed by Chris Johnson, Brad Barrett and John Oestmann. Described as an experimental game,[1] it is revealed to the player that their decisions and input influence the experience of the next person to play the game. Moirai received analysis and reflection from critics and academics about the moral implications raised in the game. Due to trolling and a hack of the game's database, Moirai was discontinued in June 2017.
rip moirai
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You’re both a very strange dude.
On a board with many strange dudes.
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guessing they don't teach greek theology in school anymore :lol
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why do we tell actors and actresses to "break a leg"?
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why do we tell actors and actresses to "break a leg"?
In the early days of theater, the "leg line" is where ensemble actors were queued to perform. If actors were not performing, they had to stay behind the "leg line," which also meant they wouldn't get paid. If you were to tell the actor to "break a leg," you were wishing them the opportunity to perform and get paid.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
No, no, no; I get that. I mean "PRONOUNS!" as in "Stop using pronouns!" The him/he/they thing was a sort of joke reference to P/R.
Have you ever watched Cinema Sins videos on YouTube? One of the more common sins is when a character plays "the pronoun game" in order to conceal something from the audience.
I have no idea what all that is.
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My wife and I have a thing. Well, I have a thing, with my wife. She'll start talking and I go "PRONOUNS". Not he/her/him/they, like in the P/R thread, but rather, "please use names, because I have no idea to whom you're referring here."
Exactly! It's not like clear communication is that hard. "So I talked to Linda, and she said any time is fine." If I get a name, I have the context and can (usually) recall the conversation that we're apparently following up on.
By the way, he/she/they are pronouns. The term you want is "proper nouns". Names.
No, no, no; I get that. I mean "PRONOUNS!" as in "Stop using pronouns!" The him/he/they thing was a sort of joke reference to P/R.
Have you ever watched Cinema Sins videos on YouTube? One of the more common sins is when a character plays "the pronoun game" in order to conceal something from the audience.
I have no idea what all that is.
Cinema Sins is a YouTube channel where they critique movies (they also do TV and other media, but I only really watch the movie critiques). It's very humorous/tongue in cheek. I find it mostly hilarious (you have to be willing to accept someone poking holes in movies you like). "The pronoun game" is pretty much exactly what you described with your wife.
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Great ones :lol
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Haha those are great, just love the first one.
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Excellent batch
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Those are all winners.
I'm pretty sure that Picard/Riker photo montage has gotten more mileage than any other. And yet it's still a winner.
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The vegan one is a photo of Yes, right?
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The vegan one is a photo of Yes, right?
I was thinking that same thing... "Steve Howe is in here somewhere...." :) :) :)
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Exactly!
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*snip* nevermind
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Every. Single. Day. Sometimes 3 times a day
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"Spray after you left the bathroom"??
What the hell good would that do?
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For the record, spraying air freshener just turns one stink into two combined stinks. It's far worse.
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For the record, spraying air freshener just turns one stink into two combined stinks. It's far worse.
And you start to associate the air freshener smell with a nasty poo smell. I agree it's far worse.
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You guys are using the wrong kind of spray. When I leave the bathroom, it genuinely smells like a field of lovely wildflowers. There is no trace of the toxic fumes present only moments before.
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Yeah, mine smell like roses, too! 😂
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Let me make your life easier for you:
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want to share 1 of my favorite ROY WOOD JR bits, at the WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE DINNER earlier this year, per it was just announced he's leaving THE DAILY SHOW unfortunately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5m5dIiJMD0
"My favorite voting machine, is the dominion voting machine" :D
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My wife got me a lemon-scented one. It's actually really good unlike febreeze.
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keep those away from pets and animals. one time a family friends dog got into and ate one of those poo-pourri things and the end result was not pretty
edit: the dog survived
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the 2 cats avoid my breath-taking shits at all costs, I think they're safe
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:lol
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"Spray after you left the bathroom"??
What the hell good would that do?
For the record, spraying air freshener just turns one stink into two combined stinks. It's far worse.
Don't ask me to get into a mind of women. You obey to keep the peace. Lol
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The only air freshener you ever need.
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The ceiling fan is my friend; it (albeit slowly) removes the smell, and serves as a warning sign for those coming in after (Fan on, danger present).
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The ceiling fan is my friend; it (albeit slowly) removes the smell, and serves as a warning sign for those coming in after (Fan on, danger present).
Totally. :lol
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The only air freshener you ever need.
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Old school. I like it.
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The only air freshener you ever need.
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Old school. I like it.
It probably also explains why the three of us are fully bald.
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Possibly
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The only air freshener you ever need.
(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DAB63Y/burnt-match-DAB63Y.jpg)
Old school. I like it.
It probably also explains why the three of us are fully bald.
Ohh sick burn!
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The only air freshener you ever need.
(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DAB63Y/burnt-match-DAB63Y.jpg)
Old school. I like it.
It probably also explains why the three of us are fully bald.
Ohh sick burn!
Literally! :lol
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jingle.boy and hefdaddy in their 30s after taking a shit
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:lol
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The Board game one is dead on. Lol
I did that to my cousin with the KISS board game.
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The "Trust your family" one is a bit too real :lol
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The "Trust your family" one is a bit too real :lol
You cut / I choose was a staple comment prior to dessert in the jingle.household growing up.
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I didn't quite get the xBox one?
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The cut in the head looks similar to the xbox logo.
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:rollin :rollin
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Marie Osmond was in Queensryche?
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LMAO King
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I can't tell you how hard I laughed seeing that.
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Marie Osmond was in Queensryche?
Looks like Geoff Tate from that era. Lol
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You know...I looked at this and had to double check what thread I clicked into. I then looked at the picture again and literally laughed out loud! Holy shit! :lol :lol
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:lol
I was so spot on that I lost it at a concert Saturday night. Lol
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:lol
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Marie Osmond was in Queensryche?
What do you mean, "was"?
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:omg:
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Well it isn't wrong.
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Marie Osmond was in Queensryche?
What do you mean, "was"?
I was on a plane once with Marie Osmond. She was very cordial; she had an entire row to herself (in coach) but she was pleasant and smiled at everyone that said hello (though, let's be honest, it wasn't as if the entire plane was lined up at her row). She was absolutely gorgeous in person. I regret not getting a picture (though no one else did either, so I wasn't going to be the only one to ask).
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Well, if she had the whole row, she was obviously inviting people to take a seat. Missed opportunity.
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I've always thought Marie Osmond was really pretty. I would have sat with her. I would be a perfect gentlemen, making pleasant conversation, and offering to share my meager coach-class snacks with her. She would be impressed that I'm not some star-struck fan, but actually a pretty nice guy, which is such a refreshing change for her. I sense that her smiles are becoming more genuine and less "celebrity fake". She relaxes noticeably. Eventually conversation turns to the fact that you can't believe anything you see or read in the media; her private life is absolutely nothing like what it's made out to be. She is, in fact, a rather lonely person. I offer sincere sympathy, and again, actual sincerity is something she sees so little of that she can't helped but be moved. She seems to choke up a little bit, and I back off, saying that I didn't mean to upset her. She says it's okay; she's just a little... tired. I offer her one of cheap napkins that the flight attendant dropped off with the crappy coach-class snacks, and she accepts it. She dabs at her eyes with perfect grace. Damn, she is so gorgeous. After a few moments, she tells me the name of the hotel she's staying at, and as it happens, I'm staying at the same hotel for next two nights.
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Get a room you two! :biggrin:
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:omg: What? I've been married for over 30 years, man; many of them happily.
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HAHAHA
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:rollin
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Have some Friday fails.
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LOL at the last one. The cake ones never fail to make me laugh.
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The soap made me chuckle (even though I suspect someone did it for the sole purpose of setting up a "fail" to circulate on the interwebs).
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👋 Tim.
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This is fucking outstanding! :lol
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Kade, I literally spit my coffee out when I first saw it. :lol
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It's simple yet perfect in every way.
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:rollin
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Medicinal pizza! :lol
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The Symptoms!
Edit: Finally a new page so I don't have to speed scroll past that Kevin James pic.
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Mind if I take a dump?
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"Stop looking for my ass". Good one. I liked the cop one too.
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The drama queen teenager :laugh: Every f‘kn day.
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The drama queen teenager :laugh: Every f‘kn day.
You ain't lyin'
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"Stop looking for my ass". Good one. I liked the cop one too.
The ass one is my favorite :lol
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Sent the drama teen to my brother. The beer one I'm stealing for myself. Lol
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Vegan cheese cake!
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THAT was a good batch!!
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I told you not to call me Mom in front of people".
Pearl Harbour as an inside job.
Museum of Fire.
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What's even is a museum of fire? is that a fire department museum?
The "Mon, am I ugly" one reminded me of this video: https://i.imgur.com/rVDW2UL.mp4
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A perennial favorite:
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It's a gas to read that closely: "snip off the animals body with your craft scissors" and "Scrape the contents of the head, including the thoughts, out through the mouth". HAHAHAHA
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Exactly...I'd also like to see page 34.
And not only was Margaret giving out full-size Snickers, she gave Death FOUR OF THEM! Be like Margaret!
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:lol Nice!
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Must make things pretty awkward when Maria or Consuelo have to take over for Carlos during his breaks.
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Must make things pretty awkward when Maria or Consuelo have to take over for Carlos during his breaks.
And we all know the best tacos are made by a 80 year old, 4'10" Mexican grandma who is probably 65 years removed from her virginity
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Must make things pretty awkward when Maria or Consuelo have to take over for Carlos during his breaks.
And we all know the best tacos are made by a 80 year old, 4'10" Mexican grandma who is probably 65 years removed from her virginity
That would be my grandma. Seriously. Except she's 85 now.
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Must make things pretty awkward when Maria or Consuelo have to take over for Carlos during his breaks.
And we all know the best tacos are made by a 80 year old, 4'10" Mexican grandma who is probably 65 years removed from her virginity
That would be my grandma. Seriously. Except she's 85 now.
The first time I tried this higher end Mexican tapas place in Berkeley called Comal, we sat at the bar and the first thing I was was two older ladies hand making tortillas. Turned to my friend and told her "this place is going to be so fucking dope"...it lived up to my estimate.
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Must make things pretty awkward when Maria or Consuelo have to take over for Carlos during his breaks.
And we all know the best tacos are made by a 80 year old, 4'10" Mexican grandma who is probably 65 years removed from her virginity
That would be my grandma. Seriously. Except she's 85 now.
The first time I tried this higher end Mexican tapas place in Berkeley called Comal, we sat at the bar and the first thing I was was two older ladies hand making tortillas. Turned to my friend and told her "this place is going to be so fucking dope"...it lived up to my estimate.
My wife and I came across a little tapas place in Portland several years back and it was a similar thing. Amazing food!
If you see a place making handmade tortillas, you know you are in for something special.
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Hey! We only post jokes here.
No facts allowed!!!
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Epstein??
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A perennial favorite:
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The 'holy shit', makes this one just fucking incredible. :lol
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Nice! :lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Holy shit!! :lol
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Outstanding! :lol
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I've seen that 10 times before and it's still hilarious. :lol
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As seen at work today
(https://i.ibb.co/V3rspYB/IMG-7671.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0Q8xVyJ)
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Mmmm... I love donunts
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Yeah, but only during Octomber. Since we're halfway through Nobomver, they're probably stale by now.
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As seen at work today
(https://i.ibb.co/V3rspYB/IMG-7671.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0Q8xVyJ)
Is King your boss?
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That's not fungy, James.
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I am a mushroom, I am a fungi.
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You're married to the Swedish chef?
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Sounds like it.
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DUDE!!! THAT'S ME! My wife and I NEVER fight, but that's as close as we come. "You're mumbling!" "No I'm not". My younger stepson is like that too; he will just call from wherever he is and expect everyone to hear him. The funny thing is, that drives her crazy, so I'll sometimes call my wife by his name to make the point. :) :) :) :) :)
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I hear my wife get angrier and angrier when I don't respond because I don't want to yell. LOL
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My wife is slowly going def BUT my voice is still loud and causes her to give me shit for it. Apparently there’s some science behind it.
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My wife is slowly going def BUT my voice is still loud and causes her to give me shit for it. Apparently there’s some science behind it.
I always get, "You don't have to yell." I say, "I wasn't." LOL Same old story.
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My wife is slowly going def BUT my voice is still loud and causes her to give me shit for it. Apparently there’s some science behind it.
I always get, "You don't have to yell." I say, "I wasn't." LOL Same old story.
Welcome to the start of pretty much every argument in the jingle.household.
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I feel your pain. Lol
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This is simple and just fucking brilliant! :lol
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Just about every one of those was money. The big hand. "I know he means well". "Bouyancy". Top notch, man, top notch.
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A wild McDonald's. :)
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Yeah, the Mc'D's one is awesome, reminds me of a classic:
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That Oshita Bridge meme has been making the rounds for several years now, and I LOL every time I see it.
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Sadly true.
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:lol
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:rollin The look on his face makes it extra special.
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Going back a few I love those ones where someone asks to have part of a picture altered and the result is what they asked for but clearly not what they wanted.
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Not funny per se, more a rollercoaster of emotions.
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Definitely more fun than formula 1 :metal
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Horny always wins.
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Marble runs are great. I have no idea why, since it's just watching physics do its thing, but I spent a good half hour or so watching marble run videos one time, even "rooting" for my favorites.
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Marble runs are great. I have no idea why, since it's just watching physics do its thing, but I spent a good half hour or so watching marble run videos one time, even "rooting" for my favorites.
Same.....it's a rabbit hole I don't mind going down. I'd love to get into it and build some cool runs but I think I'll stick to the vids.....much simpler.
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Marble runs are great. I have no idea why, since it's just watching physics do its thing, but I spent a good half hour or so watching marble run videos one time, even "rooting" for my favorites.
Same.....it's a rabbit hole I don't mind going down. I'd love to get into it and build some cool runs but I think I'll stick to the vids.....much simpler.
No kidding! I've seen some of the ones people have built in their backyards that seem to go on forever. Crazy elaborate!
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Marble runs are great. I have no idea why, since it's just watching physics do its thing, but I spent a good half hour or so watching marble run videos one time, even "rooting" for my favorites.
Same.....it's a rabbit hole I don't mind going down. I'd love to get into it and build some cool runs but I think I'll stick to the vids.....much simpler.
No kidding! I've seen some of the ones people have built in their backyards that seem to go on forever. Crazy elaborate!
I like the super elaborate ones built indoors on marble run tracks. Over the years, I've bought my grandson quite a bit of Gravitrax sets.
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And it's stuck in my head now.
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And it's stuck in my head now.
I hate you.... :lol
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That's funny!
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Pro Claimers! :lol
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I have no idea what that's about.
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I have no idea what that's about.
It's a reference to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0&pp=ygUVcHJvY2xhaW1lcnMgNTAwIG1pbGVz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0&pp=ygUVcHJvY2xhaW1lcnMgNTAwIG1pbGVz)
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I have no idea what that's about.
Even I got it!
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I have no idea what that's about.
Even I got it!
(https://i.postimg.cc/mDsrXBCh/giphy-26.webp) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
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:lol
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I have no idea what that's about.
Even I got it!
(https://i.postimg.cc/mDsrXBCh/giphy-26.webp) (https://postimages.org/)
:lol
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Disney is responsible for an entire generation -- going on two, actually -- who don't understand the word "pirate".
"He was a pirate, and a good man." WTF, Disney? My kids don't understand why I won't watch those "Silly People of the Carribean" movies.
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Disney is responsible for an entire generation -- going on two, actually -- who don't understand the word "pirate".
"He was a pirate, and a good man." WTF, Disney? My kids don't understand why I won't watch those "Silly People of the Carribean" movies.
I would say that the first 3 movies are pretty on point with what pirates are. And they are good movies, even if some things don't work too well for everyone.
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They are definitely entertaining, and I suppose the look inside pirate culture is interesting. But somewhere they lost sight of the fact that pirates make their "living" (such as it is) by attacking trade ships, killing everyone on board, and taking whatever they want. "A good pirate never takes another person's property" is just so absurd. That is exactly the definitely of a pirate, minus the murdering part which I assume they weren't going to include in a children's book.
I suppose that, yes, the earlier movies did devote some time to the fact that the British merchant navy (or whatever they were) were constantly chasing down the pirates. But the Redcoats were presented mostly as bumbling idiots, and in these movies, the pirates are the "good guys" and we root for them to escape so they can hook up with Keira Knightly or at least cause an awkward love triangle with Legolas.
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Lol those are great Zydar. The pdf one is hilarious.
@Orbert, make your kids watch Captain Philips for a showcase of modern pirates.
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And yet in other ways pirates were actually quite progressive. The proportional revenue sharing is something I'm not aware of existing anywhere else, and was quite effective at providing both motivation and loyalty. The one example of a pirate trying to run his ship like a modern business failed quite quickly.
And while I'm not sure, I suspect plenty of the people who were murdered by pirates were probably asking for it. Insurance was a thing well before the golden age of piracy. If a modern day bank teller decides to attack a robber and he plugs her, doesn't she share some of the blame? Haven't really thought this through, but it sure seems like resisting in that situation would have been a dodgy decision.
Lastly, it kind of seems to me like the line between pirate and privateer is a pretty narrow one.
All that having been said, the Disney thing is fucking stupid.
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That hot water and bubbles is going straight to Facebook for my wife. :lol
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That hot water and bubbles is going straight to Facebook for my wife. :lol
You like to live dangerously :corn
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She giggled and swore revenge. Lol.
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:eek
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That hot water and bubbles is going straight to Facebook for my wife. :lol
So I didn't plan this, but sometimes life throws you a bone. I'm in the kitchen the other night and show my step son the red flag one, then the sink one. I hear my wife behind me say "what's so funny", so I turn around and show her, but she was on her hands and knees under the high chair picking up some noodles from my grandson. Not really putting two and two together, I hold out my phone to her and she looks at me and says "Are you fucking serious, right now?" Then of course, I man-splained it ("Get it, so she can do the dishes?") and I got the death glare from hell, all the while my step son is laughing to the point of tears.
It was all in good fun (my wife is an angel and a good sport) but it couldn't have been timed better.
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That hot water and bubbles is going straight to Facebook for my wife. :lol
So I didn't plan this, but sometimes life throws you a bone. I'm in the kitchen the other night and show my step son the red flag one, then the sink one. I hear my wife behind me say "what's so funny", so I turn around and show her, but she was on her hands and knees under the high chair picking up some noodles from my grandson. Not really putting two and two together, I hold out my phone to her and she looks at me and says "Are you fucking serious, right now?" Then of course, I man-splained it ("Get it, so she can do the dishes?") and I got the death glare from hell, all the while my step son is laughing to the point of tears.
It was all in good fun (my wife is an angel and a good sport) but it couldn't have been timed better.
My wife laughed out loud when she saw it sitting on her couch. No a bad word was said to me. Why, because she knows I know better. LOL
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This one made me laugh too hard. :lol
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Some good ones there. I liked how the women in the dry cleaner turned to face the camera.
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Thyme travel :heart
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Thyme travel :heart
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This one made me laugh too hard. :lol
Reminds me of the fable of SneakyPoo :)
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:lol
So damn true!
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Wow that does hit home.......and we never even fucking have mash potatoes. :lol
The Stevie Wonder one got me. Classic. :lol
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I saw that a couple days ago. I lol'd pretty good.
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Yeah I was giggling like crazy
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:lol
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Nice
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Nice
You would think that, a book with your own signature in it.
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Nice
You would think that, a book with your own signature in it.
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I'm stealing this for Nick. LOL
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:lol
Totally.
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I'm fighting that very same damn issue this very same damn moment.
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Last Christmas we were totally convinced our new cat was going to take down the tree as he showed all the signs of mischievousness throughout the year. He played us the fool though and didn’t attempt to jump in or climb it.
I still feel nervous about it this year though.
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Last Christmas we were totally convinced our new cat was going to take down the tree as he showed all the signs of mischievousness throughout the year. He played us the fool though and didn’t attempt to jump in or climb it.
I still feel nervous about it this year though.
The cat is luring you into a false sense of security.
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Cats are evil.
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Cats are evil.
No, Tim, cats sense evil. :lol
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Cats are evil.
No, Tim, cats sense evil. :lol
No, cats are pure fucking evil.
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Cats are evil.
No, Tim, cats sense evil. :lol
No, cats are pure fucking evil.
Yeah, your cat sure seemed like a cruel, vicious little bastard. :lol
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Chad's a cat guy?
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Cats are evil.
No, Tim, cats sense evil. :lol
No, cats are pure fucking evil.
That's because you are evil. Lol
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Anyone that breeds these maneaters are evil.
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That's because you're not man enough to tame them.
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That's not taming them. That's supplying just enough Fancy Feast to keep them from eating you.
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You do that with your wife and kids but you tolerate that. No difference. Lol
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You do that with your wife and kids but you tolerate that. No difference. Lol
Just gotta make sure there's enough snacks in the house. :lol
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:lol
See. Its much easier to give snacks to cats. Lol
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:tup :tup :tup :lol
I got even more laughs thinking of all the short circuits this would cause Hallmark holiday script writers! :D
and, tis the season
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That pregnancy one :lol
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I don't recognize the kid.
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Of course you don't. No one is shocked the joke is over your head. Lol
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Of course you don't. No one is shocked the joke is over your head. Lol
That's a famous face??
No offence Paul, but Kingshmegland is pushing me. ;D
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Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.
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Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.
I didn't see anything after The Empire Strikes Back, and even that, I've only seen once...at the drive In with my parents lol
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Adam Driver. He's been in a ton of movies. Maybe you've seen him in something else.
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Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.
I didn't see anything after The Empire Strikes Back, and even that, I've only seen once...at the drive In with my parents lol
Same, Star Wars sucks.
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Adam Driver. He's been in a ton of movies. Maybe you've seen him in something else.
No clue who that is.
Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.
I didn't see anything after The Empire Strikes Back, and even that, I've only seen once...at the drive In with my parents lol
Same, Star Wars sucks.
Well, the original movie is great, but I don't have any interest in following the story after that.
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In your defense, I didn't know who that kid was, or who Adam Driver is.
I don't even remember seeing the original, I think I fell asleep during it.
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That's because you bruhs live in a prison hot box for your takes. I stilllove you both. Lol
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Of course you don't. No one is shocked the joke is over your head. Lol
That's a famous face??
No offence Paul, but Kingshmegland is pushing me. ;D
Offence? Did you move to Canada?
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No. He dug out of his own Time Capsule. 2 decades later.
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This entire page is fascinating.
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This entire page is fascinating.
Never fear, Zydar's here.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vhk9WJ8.jpeg)
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lots of lol's there - especially the bus and the OJ.
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I like the first two.
And I'm pretty sure I know exactly where that bus picture was taken (It's an OCTA - Orange County Transit Authority - bus).
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I'm still working through the OJ one...
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I'm still working through the OJ one...
They’re doing a full-speed pour when the glass is ALREADY full.
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Last one for me. :lol
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I'm still working through the OJ one...
You're not alone.
Loved the reporter and juggler ones.
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I'm still working through the OJ one...
You bring it in your white Bronco.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hLUslet.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eHmJpOd.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ymuc3GI.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1LWc0iL.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/lwXaSRX.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2yoYn1L.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/n7q36JQ.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qrNf9I1.jpeg)
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Grilled cheese. Been there.
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Three laughs out loud:
- Glenn Close
- Grilled Cheese
- MacGyver
I felt bad but the rice one got a laugh too (just because it was so unexpected) and the "Over.", which is such a guy thing to say/do.
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Ron DeSantis inner monologue:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0khxSHAhsb/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Ron DeSantis inner monologue:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0khxSHAhsb/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/idAqotR.jpeg)
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806654976/h6EDD6A79/person-purple-hays-dh)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806655488/h5A921144/board-game-finish-eating-at-an-australian-restaurant)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806656000/h8CA3CB2D/sodium-na-nitric-oxide-no-oxygen-magnesium-phosphorus-lodine-sulfur-or-fluorine-omg-pis-potassium-k)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806660352/h12E05F6F/person-hey-wolf-want-bite-my-sandwich-no-thanks-stuffed-hhhhaaaaaaaa-aaaa-_11hhhhaaa)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806644736/h9C13DD4A/s-just-silence-but-keeps-getting-faster-this-is-stressing-out)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9806646784/h43F638F4/outerwear-imgflipcom-using-black-text)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9783348480/h6020059D/actually-if-look-at-heart-monitor-hes-flat-lining-oldsoulactual-hes-cured-prguitarman-miracle)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9783354624/h7ACF4CA7/jose-raoul-gaskell-teehankee-went-antonios-and-they-only-accept-cash-or-credit-card-haha-reply-x-3)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9800262656/hA0D98090/1k-1k-jez4prez-6h-887-35-awards-born-with-abnormally-small-lungs-so-naturally-my-penis-reply-57k)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9807049728/h392B529B/fleet-backup-planes-with-lots-seats-but-theyre-only-available-if-mean-enough-low-level-employees)
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Nice batch puppies. :tup
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I'm stealing the lungs, penis one. Lol
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Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?
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Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?
Close!
You’re sexist for not getting the black text one and antisemitic for not getting the Australian one.
Or maybe you’re transphobic for both. I lost track.
But don’t worry. At least it’s not racism or xenophobia.
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Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?
I didn't get the black text one, but in Australia, after dinner, they ask the waiter, "Check, mate?".
And I don't know what xenophobic means.
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It's funny as I don't think the term 'check' is used all that often over here. Or maybe that's just me. I normally use the term 'bill.' 'Can, I fix the bill up now.....mate.'
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And I don't know what xenophobic means.
Prejudice against people from other countries.
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I like the stuffed one.
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Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?
I didn't get the black text one,
That Drake meme is when doing two things the exact opposite. One way Drake ain't happy; the other way... happy. Ergo "using white text" is the caption in the 2nd panel.
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I love the silence is stressing me out one. I FEEL that one.
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In the chess one, the white king is moving to put black into stalemate, not checkmate.
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I'm learning how to play chess, what is the difference between the two?
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Check mate, the King is dead in the position it’s in, and cannot be saved or moved to a safe position
Stalemate is when the King is safe in its current position, but cannot make any move without putting itself in Check.
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Also, if you checkmate your opponent, you win. Stalemate is a draw; no one wins. The idea is that if you are powerful enough to trap the opposing king but somehow leave your opponent without a legitimate move, then you don't deserve to win any more than they do.
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Also, if you checkmate your opponent, you win. Stalemate is a draw; no one wins. The idea is that if you are powerful enough to trap the opposing king but somehow leave your opponent without a legitimate move, then you don't deserve to win any more than they do.
Right … it’s pretty lame to not be able to deliver the knockout blow properly.
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So... going back to the meme, what would that have to do with eating at an Australian restaurant? Or did the meme-maker think that that was checkmate?
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So... going back to the meme, what would that have to do with eating at an Australian restaurant? Or did the meme-maker think that that was checkmate?
...but it is checkmate...
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It's definitely checkmate as in Australia we are not polite enough to just tell the waiter that the food is 'stale'' which to me doesn't make a lot of sense. If our food is no good, we say, 'oi mate, my meal is fucked, can we send her back?'
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It's definitely checkmate as in Australia we are not polite enough to just tell the waiter that the food is 'stale'' which to me doesn't make a lot of sense. If our food is no good, we say, 'oi mate, my meal is fucked, can we send her back?'
Which makes me hope there's a Chess move called "oi mate" :lol
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I could try and invent one. :lol
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCg3-spdadOke-b1ZuFnVsb8fHGXQI6Eaxcg&usqp=CAU)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShQqLDmNxwwSBhGx5pEHxpUCWSxV8_1Q9hhw&usqp=CAU)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyPr6EwyePRSo0ui3Wfv3ejdM8ZByRhZmcCg&usqp=CAU)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQf5EGbDjZc39zr9QPPNgw_IDfPTntqrHjfA&usqp=CAU)
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So... going back to the meme, what would that have to do with eating at an Australian restaurant? Or did the meme-maker think that that was checkmate?
...but it is checkmate...
No. The black king is not in check. It cannot be checkmate if the king is not in check. White is moving to stalemate.
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So... going back to the meme, what would that have to do with eating at an Australian restaurant? Or did the meme-maker think that that was checkmate?
...but it is checkmate...
No. The black king is not in check. It cannot be checkmate if the king is not in check. White is moving to stalemate.
I think it is; the white piece is a queen, is it not? That's check, and the black king has no other move that doesn't place it in check.
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Maybe the food in Australia is stale.
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So... going back to the meme, what would that have to do with eating at an Australian restaurant? Or did the meme-maker think that that was checkmate?
...but it is checkmate...
No. The black king is not in check. It cannot be checkmate if the king is not in check. White is moving to stalemate.
I think it is; the white piece is a queen, is it not? That's check, and the black king has no other move that doesn't place it in check.
I think it's because the black king piece is not in check at it's current position. So, unless it moves, it is not in check, which is why it is stalemate. (I haven't play chess in more than 15 years, so :dunno: )
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Way I read the board is BKing A8, WQueen C8, and Wknight C6. White does not have a king in this picture as the top is clearly different from the Black king (no cross) so its definitely a White Queen. Dunno where Wking is, but somewhere on row 1 off picture I assume.
(https://i.imgur.com/Dsy7jDp.png)
In this case BKing is in check from the Queen along row 8. The only legal move for the king that is would not remain in check from the queen is King to A7, but that would be in check from Knight. Ergo, checkmate. If it was a white king, it would be stalemate as any legal move by the black king would place it into check but its current position would be safe.
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Way I read the board is BKing A8, WQueen C8, and Wknight C6.
(https://i.imgur.com/z04XVFD.png)
Dunno where Wking is, but somewhere on row1 off picture I assume. In this case BKing is in check from the Queen along row 8. The only legal move for the king that is would not remain in check from the queen is King to A7, but that would be in check from Knight. Ergo, checkmate.
This is my analysis as well.
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It was hard to tell at first, but the white piece is indeed a Queen - you can tell the 'crown' is a sphere, while the black king has more of a cross
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I thought it was a king as well
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Well, shit. Forget everything I said. I thought that was the white king. If it's the queen, then yes, it's checkmate.
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And that Is the DTF way to go about a funny meme.
I focking love you guys.
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But where is the white king?
Was it aliens?
WHO WAS PHONE?!
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And that Is the DTF way to go about a funny meme.
I focking love you guys.
I've been pointing out the unfunny since 2014, and I didn't even have anything to do with this!! :) :) :)
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WHO WAS PHONE?!
I still don't know
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WHO WAS PHONE?!
I still don't know
Me either, but they were probably wearing a tapout shirt
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WHO WAS PHONE?!
I still don't know
Me either, but they were probably wearing a tapout shirt
:lol
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WHO WAS PHONE?!
I still don't know
Me either, but they were probably wearing a tapout shirt
:adami:
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WHO WAS PHONE?!
I still don't know
Me either, but they were probably wearing a tapout shirt
:adami:
:jingleboy:
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Is the silence actually getting faster, or is it staying the same?
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Is the silence actually getting faster, or is it staying the same?
It's happening more frequent at shorter length, so technically getting faster
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Is the silence actually getting faster, or is it staying the same?
If you were to replace the silence with actual notes, it would sound like it's getting quicker. I get why you would think that though. The tempo isn't increasing, just more notes each time.
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
Are you Stadler? You're dissecting the funny.
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
I get where you're coming from. If it's just silence, you can't really notate it. I would imagine a different story if there were music before and after the selection of these silent notes.
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
Are you Stadler? You're dissecting the funny.
All this plus the chess crap and my bloody Aussie ones completely get glossed over........cunts! ;D
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Oi mate, no need for profanities!
Crikey...
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How did I get thrown under the bus here? :) :) :) :) :)
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
Well yes, on the surface is all the same. But for counting purposes is difference.
Are two tied eight notes the same as a quarter note? sound wise, yes, but not on paper or for the purpose of what is written down. Is the same as C# or Db, it all depends on the context of the music which one you will use, but the sound will be the same.
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Silence is literally the opposite of actual notes, though. There is no transition from one moment of silence to the next. Six seconds of silence sounds identical to 3 seconds of silence followed by another 3. That's just five measures of silence no matter how you notate it, I'd think.
Are you Stadler? You're dissecting the funny.
All this plus the chess crap and my bloody Aussie ones completely get glossed over........cunts! ;D
I pictured this guy saying this:
(https://media.tenor.com/mRDWwCGMPvUAAAAC/oi-cunt.gif)
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The problem is that C# or Db depends on the context. Not just the key you're playing in (although that's usually enough) but also where the note falls in the scale and what you're doing with it at the moment.
There is no reason to note a full measure of rest as anything other than a full rest. Two halves, four quarters, etc., does work out the same and "sounds" the same, but there's no reason to note it that way. That's the "joke". Only musicians will get it, and not all will think it's funny.
Edit: Okay fine, I can think of one time you might subdivide a measure of rest, but the notation would make it clear why that's happening and again it's all about the context.
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Orbert Is right. To expand, C# and Db are two different entities and are treated as such in harmonic analysis; they just happen to be enharmonic (representing the same frequency) and it may even be argued that is valid only inside a temperate system, not inside a purely natural one.
That subdivided bar of silence is musically and practically the same as the "correctly" written one. Philosophically, it's a funny meme we have proceded to DTFock dry.
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How did I get thrown under the bus here? :) :) :) :) :)
it's a funny meme we have proceeded to DTFock dry.
^THAT'S how. :lol :lol
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I'm down with that. ;)
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Down under the bus, you might say.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/xdsgdtwy/FB-IMG-1702989136616.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/NyHRJ7f5)
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That's a pretty good Photoshop.
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(https://i.imgur.com/fzeFCnE.jpeg)
A bit behind the times. The reporter is from WKZO Channel 3. Climax is between Kalamazoo and Battle Creek. I could share a story, but it would not have a PG rating. ;)
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This isn't a PG community!
(https://media.tenor.com/kcIwkVR6mUsAAAAC/give-me-give-it-to-me-now.gif)
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That's a pretty good Photoshop.
You're not kidding; especially at that next level below Steven.
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I'm not sure why Splent is in there, though. :dunno:
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I recognize Petrucci and Myung, but I have no idea who the other guys are.
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This isn't a PG community!
(https://media.tenor.com/kcIwkVR6mUsAAAAC/give-me-give-it-to-me-now.gif)
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I recognize Petrucci and Myung, but I have no idea who the other guys are.
Steven Wilson (Porcupine Tree), Tosin Abasi (Animals as Leaders), Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) and Lonestar (Neal Morse).
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I recognize Petrucci and Myung, but I have no idea who the other guys are.
Steven Wilson (Porcupine Tree), Tosin Abasi (Animals as Leaders), Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) and Lonestar (Neal Morse).
And Gavin Harrison
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This isn't a PG community!
(https://media.tenor.com/kcIwkVR6mUsAAAAC/give-me-give-it-to-me-now.gif)
Wow...I see how it is!
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This isn't a PG community!
(https://media.tenor.com/kcIwkVR6mUsAAAAC/give-me-give-it-to-me-now.gif)
Wow...I see how it is!
I thought about putting a "except for Paul" footnote there, but forgot.
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This isn't a PG community!
(https://media.tenor.com/kcIwkVR6mUsAAAAC/give-me-give-it-to-me-now.gif)
:lol :lol :lol
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I didn’t get the dog one. Other than it seemed the positions we’re inverted or something ?
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I didn’t get the dog one. Other than it seemed the positions we’re inverted or something ?
Look at the heart monitor. It was inverted so the man was coming back to life as opposed to going into flatline.
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(https://i.imgur.com/WKSG7Qs.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HcMV2Gp.jpg)
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I want to meet the man/woman who wrote that sign. That's an Olympian level shit stirrer. ;) :) :) :) :)
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Our daughter was still in elementary school when our son started learning to drive. As with many things her brother did, she was trying to be as "into" the experience as possible, watching the other cars on the road and seeing how things work for the first time, as we were all in the car driving around. At some point, she exclaimed "Everyone stays on the right, just like at school! If you always stay on the right no matter which way you're going, you won't bump into each other."
So whoever made that sign really is a shit-stirrer, or dumber than a fifth-grader.
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I'm thinking you've got to be over 35 to get the pen and tape one.
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(https://i.imgur.com/lufa0ca.jpg)
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Holy crap :rollin
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:lol :lol :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/WKSG7Qs.jpg)
Totally!!
(https://i.imgur.com/lufa0ca.jpg)
:lol
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I'm thinking you've got to be over 35 to get the pen and tape one.
But for those of us that do, we really GET IT. I can't tell you how many times I've had to do that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/lufa0ca.jpg)
Probably the same meeting where the walking down the stairway rules was presented, and objections ignored.
How many times have we all wished we could shout out that response? :D
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(https://i.imgur.com/lufa0ca.jpg)
That's me?! :lol
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9855599104/h37659D28/dave-are-doing-dave-please-answer-dave-dave-hal-9000-daves-not-here-man)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9855596032/hF3D08DF4/mr-tuvok-wwwwww-200-1181-securitytactical-photon-torpedo-securitytactical-two-photon-torpedos)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811309056/h8394D61E/person-there-are-two-types-boys-love-know-love-liar)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811314432/h7D69E67C/person-exactly-way-remember-my-dreams-aggressively-presses-panic-button)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811316992/h9F548E05/part-star-wars-darth-vader-lost-his-cool-during-staff-meeting-and-started-choking-co-worker-110)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811320320/h42AD51D9/have-health-insurance-so-my-medical-bills-are-covered-right-so-my-medical-bills-are-covered-right)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811320832/h999DE7C8/person-seen-security-hologram-him-killing-younglings-oh-god-s-sand-people-thing-all-over-again)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9811321856/h03B2F417/force-user-unrivaled-manipulator-and-ruling-galaxy-electrocuting-himself-at-www-end-every-trilogy)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9826483968/h08B51C9B/person-thoughts-dwell-on-mother-my-thoughts-dwell-on-mother-ooooooh-ooooooh)
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Nice SW batch there.
And ALWAYS appreciate a good "Dave's not here" joke. :hat
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010411107069988894/1189272823022227516/image0.jpg?ex=659d8fa0&is=658b1aa0&hm=93f8843e911dba07070d8ced25df8e633bd0c606a4f4489463d8b293f70cccef&)
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I nearly spit out my pineapple.
Twice.
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At least we know he was a healthy baby since he was never in the ICU.
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At least we know he was a healthy baby since he was never in the ICU.
:neverusethis:
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I nearly spit out my pineapple.
Twice.
I read that to my middle son and he said “Technically the only humor that kid has ever known is dark humor”
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At least we know he was a healthy baby since he was never in the ICU.
:lol
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010411107069988894/1189518461332889671/image0.jpg?ex=659e7465&is=658bff65&hm=64b28f1f2bbe2cb5447062b45d41380503aa87f257369fd5f2223ba4fe0f4cf3&)
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Hah :lol
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I think I've actually done that. :lol
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I think I've actually done that. :lol
:lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/RhLrdxcM/FB-IMG-1703848851911.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lg5047C7)
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Holy blue fuck
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That little shit showing up Jingle All The Way nearly ruined Christmas this year.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/d16z03Q9/FB-IMG-1704281987036.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LYqyCH1q)
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???
Flat Corn Flakes vs Neil Peart on Drums?
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???
Flat Corn Flakes vs Neil Peart on Drums?
Is it a corn flake? A piece of chicken?
I am so lost.
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Chicken flats are the thighs. With the drum removed they're, well, flat.
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It's a wings joke. Flats or drumsticks.
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I've never heard of a chicken flat.
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I've never heard of a chicken flat.
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Y'all need to catch up
(https://www.atascocita.com/message_board/forumimgs/Atascocita796650607438.jpg)
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We call those wings around hear.
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Yes but they are different types. Flats > Drums
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They are both wings, but both sides aren't the same piece. One is called the flat, and the other is called the drumstick.
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We call those wings around hear.
Can you repeat that? I couldn't here you?
When you order "bone-in wings" at BWW or any restaurant that serves them, you get a tray full of two different chicken parts: "drums" and "flats." Contrary to what someone wrote above, the "flats" are not thighs. Chicken thighs (which you get at places like KFC or Popeye's) are MUCH bigger. Likewise, the "drums" are not the same as the drumsticks you get at KFC and Popeye's. Here's a guide that explains the wings: https://www.thekitchn.com/the-small-but-mighty-chicken-wing-223119 And here's the unaltered version of what the King posted (albeit with different coating):
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-M7LhyWUAATNup.jpg)
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Never heard of those names for the different parts. But whatever.
As far as the debate of flats vs. drums, my final answer is: yes, please!
And I'll add to that that if Ta Lo is a real place, we need to get our best teams to work immediately on finding it and harvesting those hundun with four wings. That would be far superior to chickens only having two!
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Yeah, I like both. But a lot of restaurants around here ask your preference if you order wings, so although it seems odd to me, some people would prefer all flats or all drums. *shrugs*
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Flats is a term I've heard very few times and I admit, I didn't immediately get the joke because of that.
As for the questions, it's tough. I like both. Drumsticks are easier to eat and dip in a sauce, but the flats usually have the more tender meat. Ill take a basket of half and half.
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If hard pressed to pick one or the other on a platter, I guess I would go with flats just because the meat tends to be more tender and have less connective tissue. But I like the variety of having both, and I'm probably a bit obsessive about alternating between the two as I eat them.
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
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Flats is a term I've heard very few times and I admit, I didn't immediately get the joke because of that.
As for the questions, it's tough. I like both. Drumsticks are easier to eat and dip in a sauce, but the flats usually have the more tender meat. Ill take a basket of half and half.
That's me too.
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Man, I'm sorry. I thought you'd all get it. LOL
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We call those wings around hear.
Can you repeat that? I couldn't here you?
When you order "bone-in wings" at BWW or any restaurant that serves them, you get a tray full of two different chicken parts: "drums" and "flats." Contrary to what someone wrote above, the "flats" are not thighs. Chicken thighs (which you get at places like KFC or Popeye's) are MUCH bigger. Likewise, the "drums" are not the same as the drumsticks you get at KFC and Popeye's. Here's a guide that explains the wings: https://www.thekitchn.com/the-small-but-mighty-chicken-wing-223119 And here's the unaltered version of what the King posted (albeit with different coating):
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-M7LhyWUAATNup.jpg)
Yeah, I suppose so. Honestly, I'm not much of a chicken guy, and I don't do wings at all. I just find the concept kind of silly.
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Man, I'm sorry. I thought you'd all get it. LOL
Some of us did :)
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I've never heard of a chicken flat.
I have sometimes referred to the "drum" section as a "mini-drumstick", but the flat section is just the "wing". I prefer the "drum" simply because it's easier and faster than working around the two little skinny bones in the flat section. When you're dealing with tiny little pieces of chicken, getting more into your mouth per second is important. Give me a plate of actual thighs or drumsticks any time.
Still not sure what any of this has to do with corn flakes or Neil Peart. ;)
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Man, I'm sorry. I thought you'd all get it. LOL
Some of us did :)
I got it, but, honestly, discussing chicken wings was more interesting. :)
BTW...now seems to be a good time to (re-) post this link: https://youtu.be/cAV8bdsnDDc?si=zzUsRaZ_2EmR92cC
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Boneless chicken wings ban. :lol
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Man, I'm sorry. I thought you'd all get it. LOL
Some of us did :)
I got it, but, honestly, discussing chicken wings was more interesting. :)
BTW...now seems to be a good time to (re-) post this link: https://youtu.be/cAV8bdsnDDc?si=zzUsRaZ_2EmR92cC
Oh yes! Classic!!!!
"Saucy Nugs"
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Man, I'm sorry. I thought you'd all get it. LOL
Today was my first of a few days off by myself and I ordered wings from a local pizza place. Reaffirmed my love of flats. They are just more consistent with the meat tenderness and skin crispiness.
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
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I got the meme, but only because it reminded me of a Ronald Reagan joke about drumsticks and chickens with three legs, and now I'm worried about the stupid random way my brain retains information and manages it at 3 AM.
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
100% this!
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...
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And vice versa?
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...
Holy fuck that's a visual I didn't need...
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...
Holy fuck that's a visual I didn't need...
Speaking of proper technique. ;D
And vice versa?
Hell no!
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
Just order chicken nuggies then!
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(https://i.imgur.com/HQwFA7T.jpeg)
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:lol
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Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece :lol. I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon
Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)
Just order chicken nuggies then!
But then there's no skin, and it's all lame ass white meat at best.
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you forgot to put "" around "meat". :lol
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Yes but they are different types. Flats > Drums
Agree
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Introvert memes are my new favorite thing.
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STFU are words to live by!
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Totally stealing that second one.
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lol
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‘Roger, Over’😉
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
No. You pulled a Tim. :lol
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
No. You pulled a Tim. :lol
Yeah, wow... :rollin
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I'm so happy right now! :lol
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(https://media.tenor.com/LfYgloztN2IAAAAM/barack-obama-what.gif)
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Love it, and yes, I get it! ;D
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Come on, Tim. Admit it. Chad pulled a you.
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
No. You pulled a Tim. :lol
Yeah, wow... :rollin
I guess I was expecting “Roger, Roger”
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This pleases me to no end.
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Awesome! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
Actually, this is an intentional typo.
I could have written 'Roger, Oveur', the correct spelling, but then I thought I'd get some comment like above ;) :lol
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Either would have worked. Captain Oveur pronounced his name "Over" and was confused every time Roger said "Over". And Roger kept getting confused when they said "Roger".
But "Roger, Over" is actually correct. "Roger" just means "confirmed" and "Over" means "end of transmission". You hear people in movies say "Over and out" sometimes, but technically that's wrong. "Out" means "I'm done talking now" so "Over" is implied. But people like to say "Over and out" for dramatic effect, kinda like saying "Check and mate" in chess. It's "Checkmate". "Check" is implied.
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‘Roger, Over’😉
Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.
Actually, this is an intentional typo.
I could have written 'Roger, Oveur', the correct spelling, but then I thought I'd get some comment like above ;) :lol
So taking steps to not be ball busted actually ensured you would. :lol But it was by pedantic.boy so I wouldn't worry about it.
I haven't seen Airplane in decades, but how do we know that Oveur is the correct spelling? Do they show his name badge or something?
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I don't think we see it written on screen any time, but in the credits, Peter Graves is Captain Oveur.
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I don't think we see it written on screen any time, but in the credits, Peter Graves is Captain Oveur.
Gotcha! Don't think I ever watched the credits scroll.
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I don't think we see it written on screen any time, but in the credits, Peter Graves is Captain Oveur.
Gotcha! Don't think I ever watched the credits scroll.
The Airplane! movies and the Naked Gun movies have jokes in the credit rolls as well.
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OJ Simpson being chased by a white Bronco:
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Since this is the funny thread, I just wanted to pop in here to say "Miami Dolphins" because they are a complete joke.
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Please keep your controversial posts in the political section where they belong.
😁
Besides the Browns were more joke-like yesterday.
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OJ Simpson being chased by a white Bronco:
(https://i.imgur.com/tgwfZmP.jpeg)
:lol :lol :lol
BTW, the white Bronco in question was Lyle Alzado.
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Roided out, too. Lol
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Haha. He was one mean SOB!
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:rollin that last one!
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I can't help but thinking there's SOME relationship - no matter how tangential - between the way our syntax has gone in the shitter and the way so many other things have gone in the shitter around here (America). I kid! I kid! Not really! Not really! :) :) :) :) :) :)
The Pink Floyd one is an all-timer, though. :)
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Seems like she's thinking that she don't need no (guitar) education.
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Gotta love Mitch Hedberg! :lol
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Gotta love Mitch Hedberg! :lol
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:lol this reminds me of the sesame seeds scene from the first season of Silicon Valley (tv show) where the guys gets all serious about how Burger King has sesame seeds on all their buns.
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As always, great stuff here in the Sunday funnies over the past few weeks. The white bronco was great, and it's been a long time since I'd seen the BoRhap one. After two years, Baltimore County finally received over an inch of snow (about ten inches this week). Instead of chairs and cones, I wouldn't be surprised if someone in this area did this.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ml2VadU.jpg)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/fyQrFgrc/FB-IMG-1705756619106.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ft5CS5Zy)
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Oh I can relate :lol
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My past life. :lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/fyQrFgrc/FB-IMG-1705756619106.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ft5CS5Zy)
:rollin
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Yeah, baby. I also buy my breakfast cereals in Family Size because it's the best deal. Doesn't matter that I'm the only one in the house that eats it. I got big boxes of it and it's all mine. :yarr
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I’m staying away from all of you if you are the only ones using the family sized toilet paper packs😉
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Tim.
(https://i.postimg.cc/fbcGVYNc/FB-IMG-1705873946316.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yJNQ5gWx)
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Tim.
(https://i.postimg.cc/fbcGVYNc/FB-IMG-1705873946316.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yJNQ5gWx)
Amen, brother! :lol
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Yup yup!
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Really good movie. I never got to see the second remake of The Thing.
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The 2011 movie is interesting. It comes across kinda like a remake/reboot, obviously a different mission from the Kurt Russell movie, and then you get to the end and you realize it's something else. It's not a bad flick in its own right, plus it has Mary Elizabeth, which is not a bad thing.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/fyQrFgrc/FB-IMG-1705756619106.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ft5CS5Zy)
This is me with everything I buy. Thing is, I wouldn't have purchased more than just one Oreo family pack.
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Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.
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Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.
Why, how have you been pronouncing Beethfridge?
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Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.
The proper pronunciation: https://youtu.be/AeD-zsjxLZw?si=vvVWnfdd08H7wTqB&t=27
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Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.
Fortunately, I don't think he's going to give a shit how you pronounce his name.
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Why not, I hope to meet him some day.
Edit: Oh no, he's dead.
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
Maybe it's for the few of us who don't know anything about baseball.
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
I guess the artist just didn't want anyone spending too much time overthinking the joke........
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(https://i.imgur.com/Bp2Kx8v.jpg)
;)
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.
I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.
Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.
I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.
Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Now this is my kind of humor. :metal :lol
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/ckKwotJ.jpg)
:clap:
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Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.
I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.
Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Now this is my kind of humor. :metal :lol
Yeah, me too.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ckKwotJ.jpg)
:clap:
Now that's funny.
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Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/nllI8Gb1ncIAAAAC/jonstewart-dailyshow.gif)
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Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
:lol :lol :lol
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
To be fair, you probably have heard more food humor than most people.
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean. Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean. Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean. Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.
Ah.......I was referencing that joke again. Maybe I needed a better delivery.
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean. Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.
Ah.......I was referencing that joke again. Maybe I needed a better delivery.
See, I figured you were. I was trying to be more dry with my humor, what with all the chick pea flying around...
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knock knock
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Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.
It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean. Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.
Ah.......I was referencing that joke again. Maybe I needed a better delivery.
See, I figured you were. I was trying to be more dry with my humor, what with all the chick pea flying around...
Ah ha, I can kinda see that now!
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knock knock
Who's there?
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
And you’ll be a little dinosore.
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
But can a dinosaur fight? You bet jurassican.
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
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Those dinosaur jokes have not aged well. ;)
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
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Those dinosaur jokes have not aged well. ;)
Did you know that a British dinosaur is called a tea-rex?
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Those dinosaur jokes have not aged well. ;)
Did you know that a British dinosaur is called a tea-rex?
That's about as funny as the British.
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
What do you want?
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
I swear to myself sometimes, too.
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lol
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
Hi The, doors unlocked mate, come on in.
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This makes the rounds pretty regularly, but it always makes me laugh.
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The plastic divider one is gold.
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C-word and Welcome to the Jungle actually made me chuckle. Good ones.
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The plastic divider one is gold.
As someone who has WAY outkicked his coverage, I concur.
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The plastic divider one is gold.
As someone who has WAY outkicked his coverage, I concur.
Same.
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The plastic divider one is gold.
As someone who has WAY outkicked his coverage, I concur.
Same.
In the club as well.
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The plastic divider one is gold.
As someone who has WAY outkicked his coverage, I concur.
Same.
In the club as well.
Proud member of this club as well.
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Great batch :lol
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The spelling bee one took me way too long to get.
The plastic divider one is gold.
As someone who has WAY outkicked his coverage, I concur.
Same.
In the club as well.
Proud member of this club as well.
Present.
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Not me man.... mrs.jingle is lucky to have me.
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Not me man.... mrs.jingle is lucky to have me.
I'm a 10, my SO is a 9.5 at best :)
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That can't be true.
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Not me man.... mrs.jingle is lucky to have me.
I'm a 10, my SO is a 9.5 at best :)
HAHAHAHA
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
what
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it's a good video
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
*Clicks link
*Sees it's 1 hour and 12 minutes long
*Closes window
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
*Clicks link
*Sees it's 1 hour and 12 minutes long
*Closes window
*waits for sucker to click the link
*gets report
*knew better already
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
*Clicks link
*Sees it's 1 hour and 12 minutes long
*Closes window
*waits for sucker to click the link
*gets report
*knew better already
Well done. :lol
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
*Clicks link
*Sees it's 1 hour and 12 minutes long
*Closes window
*waits for sucker to click the link
*gets report
*knew better already
Well done. :lol
*wonders why this youtube video was even linked in this thread*
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
what
Knock knock
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knock knock
Who's there?
The
I swear to God
The prog report is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KXlUYWiVE
what
Knock knock
i'm stil watching The prog report, can't answer the door now, sry
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I've done the "Octavarium thing" (though not with that song) in the car with my daughter. She learned her lesson; now I'm limited to a set time and as many songs as I can fit in. :)
The last one took a half a second to register, but is very funny. Harsh, but funny!
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Gondor on was fantastic. :lol
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Gondor on was fantastic. :lol
The beacons are lit!
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I assume that’s Desmond Child?
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I assume that’s Desmond Child?
It sure is.
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Gondor on was fantastic. :lol
Yep, totally stealing.
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I assume that’s Desmond Child?
It sure is.
Ah...got it. Of course, the song got much better after JP went to work with DC. I'll take that every day over R137.
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I've done the "Octavarium thing" (though not with that song) in the car with my daughter. She learned her lesson; now I'm limited to a set time and as many songs as I can fit in. :)
The last one took a half a second to register, but is very funny. Harsh, but funny!
The real cheat is to use the 6DOIT song from Score, get the full version in one track :lol and that almost got me kicked out of a bar in college doing that with the dollar internet jukebox.
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Eh??
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i lol'd
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Eh??
Razing people who pick on her carbon footprint to get to thr syperbowl.
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Eh??
Razing people who pick on her carbon footprint to get to thr syperbowl.
And, again.... Eh?
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It's funny! :lol.
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It's funny! :lol.
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It might be if I understood it. :)
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It might be if I understood it. :)
It's just saying she's a pretentious bitch.
I swear, the media hype over here about her and this whole thing has been excruciating. I mean, I saw one headline saying, 'Taylor Swift will watch the Superbowl before flying out to Australia.' Makes me sick.
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Not me. Too many people are up in arms because She flew from a show in Tokyo to the Super Bowl. And they're all upset about her carbon footprint. So the joke is she took a jet from the booth at the game down to the field.
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Not me. Too many people are up in arms because She flew from a show in Tokyo to the Super Bowl. And they're all upset about her carbon footprint. So the joke is she took a jet from the booth at the game down to the field.
Oh, I don't give a fuck about that. I'm just fucking sick of hearing about her and the bitch hasn't even come to the country yet.
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"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.
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Agreed. By all accounts, she's actually a very nice person. It absolutely is not her fault that the media is all nuts about her.
Also, what country is she supposed to come to? The Superb Owl was played in the U.S., and she was here.
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Kade lives in Australia.
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Yeah, but we don't hold that against him.
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"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.
So, coming from Kade, "cunt" would've been better. :lol
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Yeah, I choose to take it as an Aussie term of endearment.
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"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.
So, coming from Kade, "cunt" would've been better. :lol
Haha, true that.
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Fair point. Maybe it's okay in Australia. It's not something we'd feel too comfortable saying here in the UK these days.
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:lol I apologise if I offended. Thought I was toning it down.
Agreed. By all accounts, she's actually a very nice person. It absolutely is not her fault that the media is all nuts about her.
Alright, fair enough, she gets a pass, I'm sure she's fine, the media are the cunts then! Is that better?! ;D
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Wait, is she the one that writes every song about an ex boyfriend or something?
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That jet picture got a chuckle out of me.
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Fair point. Maybe it's okay in Australia. It's not something we'd feel too comfortable saying here in the UK these days.
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That jet picture got a chuckle out of me.
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Kade. Call me a cunt anytime. Just remember. I'm the cunt that fucks you up.
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Kade. Call me a cunt anytime. Just remember. I'm the cunt that fucks you up.
CRIKEY!!! :lol
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You know it! :lol
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Spare a thought today.
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Or...really...any day.
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Spare a thought today.
Oh the things we'd find in towels when I ran a hotel. My favorite was a loaded gun, 2nd place was a fairly substantial amount of cocaine.
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Never own a blue light if you stay at a hotel.
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Spare a thought today.
Oh the things we'd find in towels when I ran a hotel. My favorite was a loaded gun, 2nd place was a fairly substantial amount of cocaine.
One time on a shift at a hotel I ran we found a sealed copy of a box set of Black Clouds and Silver Linings
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Never own a blue light if you stay at a hotel.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen was in The Office when Michael Scott wants to have a party in his hotel room and he brings a black light. The entire scene there's this huge "splat!" over the headboard of the bed. Hilarious.
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And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? :lol
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And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? :lol
Maybe, but I'm a pretty good shot. Usually get my target.
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And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? :lol
Guilty as charged.
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And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? :lol
Guilty as charged.
Some nights more than others, but yep. I try to be considerate, but there are often... complications.
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The actual building: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Christian+Science+Society+of+Dixon/@41.841948,-89.4860381,128m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x8809ac1cfeb90c77:0xfaf90d4513ceb1d6!8m2!3d41.8419968!4d-89.4859035!16s%2Fg%2F1q6jyrbk5?hl=en&entry=ttu
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Nice batch there! The church is located in DIXON IL! :rollin
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Ha that ALF one!
That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.
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The sausage party one is beyond amazing. The Alf one too, incredible. :lol
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Great batch :lol
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Great batch :lol
Agreed.
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That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.
I can't even figure out how to research this one. All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.
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That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.
I can't even figure out how to research this one. All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.
I didn't know it until last night, but apparently "Annie are you alright" is pretty much the only lyric in the entire song Smooth Criminal.
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That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.
I can't even figure out how to research this one. All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.
Smooth Criminal lyrics.
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Thank you!
I've heard of the song, but that's about it. At least I got the Michael Jackson part right.
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I looked up "is Annie okay" and found the answer. I thought their might be a Michael Jackson angle, but while I have heard that song multiple times, mostly unintentionally, I often do not know what he is saying and thus any lyrical references are going to be lost on me.
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That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.
I can't even figure out how to research this one. All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.
I didn't know it until last night, but apparently "Annie are you alrightOK" is pretty much the only lyric in the entire song Smooth Criminal.
:lol song had a revival by the Alien Ant Farm cover in the early 2000s. I think I heard that version before the MJ original.
Great batch :lol
+1
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Well, I hope Annie is okay. She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.
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I looked up "is Annie okay" and found the answer. I thought their might be a Michael Jackson angle, but while I have heard that song multiple times, mostly unintentionally, I often do not know what he is saying and thus any lyrical references are going to be lost on me.
Some band did a cover of the song about 15 years ago, and I discovered the MJ song that way. It's one of the few things that he did that I like.
Well, I hope Annie is okay. She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.
I mean...she was struck by a smooth criminal. While I suppose that's better than being struck by a rough or bristly criminal, it still can't have been good. That said, it happened more than four decades ago, so I have to assume she's ok now (although my understanding is that "Annie" was actually a CPR dummy).
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Well, I hope Annie is okay. She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.
Sadly, I do not believe is okay. She was, reportedly hit by, she was...struck by....a smooth criminal.
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Well, shit. I looked up the lyrics. He left bloodstains on the carpet, and she doesn't respond to repeated queries as to her wellbeing. Doesn't sound too good for Annie.
Oh well. I didn't really like her, really.
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I didn't really like her, really.
I guess she didn't fill up your senses.
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Hey, that night in the forest was amazing, magical, special, exhausting. But afterwards...
:( I'd rather not talk about it.
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Great batch. It took me 5 minutes to "not see" Alf.
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If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&pp=ygUfYWxpZW4gYW50IGZhcm0gc21vb3RoIGNyaW1pbmFsIA%3D%3D)
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If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&pp=ygUfYWxpZW4gYW50IGZhcm0gc21vb3RoIGNyaW1pbmFsIA%3D%3D)
Don't even have to click the link to know that is the awesome video by the great Alien Ant Farm, and let's just say that I was NOT a teenager in the 2000's. :lol
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This post sponsored by Virginia.
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If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&pp=ygUfYWxpZW4gYW50IGZhcm0gc21vb3RoIGNyaW1pbmFsIA%3D%3D)
Don't even have to click the link to know that is the awesome video by the great Alien Ant Farm, and let's just say that I was NOT a teenager in the 2000's. :lol
Like Tim I knew exactly what this was going to be, and I was a teenager in the early 2000's :lol
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
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This unique aircraft features a helium
More like heliYUM
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
Are you sure it wasn't NASSA's FB page?
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
Are you sure it wasn't NASSA's FB page?
Oh ho ho I see what you did there :lol
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....can't tell if spam....
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Definitely spam. Somebody or something is hijacking dormant accounts and using them to post spam links. That same link was posted in the DT forum.
To keep the thread on topic...
How do you get a country girl's attention?
A tractor
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:vomitard:
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
I don't have anything funny to add, but that's Bruce Dickinson's project. One of them, at least.
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
Tremendous ass! Oh wait....
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
What's that thing going inside of that a... nevermind..
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
What's that thing going inside of that a... nevermind..
yeah....it's tough to tell what that is.....it's just a shitty picture
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Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page :lol
"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."
(https://i.imgur.com/fEHGUmc.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/
(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years) :tup
What's that thing going inside of that a... nevermind..
yeah....it's tough to tell what that is.....it's just a shitty picture
Well played.
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Friday dumparoo
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I spat coffee laughing, and wasn't even having coffee.
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I spent a few minutes looking at the engine hoist picture, and it really does keep getting worse. Those are actually propane canisters from forklifts at the base of the whole thing.
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I spent a few minutes looking at the engine hoist picture, and it really does keep getting worse. Those are actually propane canisters from forklifts at the base of the whole thing.
Oh jeez. I didn't even see the propane tanks :lol
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I spent a few minutes looking at the engine hoist picture, and it really does keep getting worse. Those are actually propane canisters from forklifts at the base of the whole thing.
Oh jeez. I didn't even see the propane tanks :lol
What gets me about that picture is that ignoring everything the ladder is on, for better support (and stability) the ladders should be turn 90 degrees.
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I think it's actually rather impressive. Sure, it's insane to do that in the first place, but it looks like it got the job done. Redneck ingenuity.
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I spent a few minutes looking at the engine hoist picture, and it really does keep getting worse. Those are actually propane canisters from forklifts at the base of the whole thing.
Oh jeez. I didn't even see the propane tanks :lol
What gets me about that picture is that ignoring everything the ladder is on, for better support (and stability) the ladders should be turn 90 degrees.
Hmmm. I suspect you're probably right, but I see why he put them like that. Clearly he's thinking about the added surface contact, which I can understand. Makes sense at first. However, that added surface contact increases the risk of the ladders tipping inward. The flipside is that if you rotate them 90° you increase the risk of the 2x8 tipping one way or the other. You have to figure with the way the beam is sagging the contact point is only a fraction of what's "over" the ladder.
Upon further reflection, rotate the ladders 90° and then drop the beam down one step so it's caged in. It'll still fail catastrophically, but it'll perhaps give you another second to run for the hills.
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I work for an insurance company that supplies General Liability and Workers Comp coverage, and that pic gives me the screaming heebie-jeebies.
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I think it's actually rather impressive. Sure, it's insane to do that in the first place, but it looks like it got the job done. Redneck ingenuity.
Yeah, I mean, it's wild and stupid, but I'll give some props for making it work. I've had my share of doing questionable (not that bad) things to get something done at work before that would make people really think twice about what I was doing, but it worked and got it done. Sometimes just got to make due with what you have.
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Is it actually real? I assumed there might be a good amount of fakery going on there.
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Is it actually real? I assumed there might be a good amount of fakery going on there.
If it’s on the internet it’s real.
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it's true
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Is it actually real? I assumed there might be a good amount of fakery going on there.
If it’s on the internet it’s real.
Unless it's a moon landing or an insurrection.
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Is it actually real? I assumed there might be a good amount of fakery going on there.
If it’s on the internet it’s real.
Duh. :) :) :)
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Is it actually real? I assumed there might be a good amount of fakery going on there.
If it’s on the internet it’s real.
Unless it's a moon landing or an insurrection.
Or the fact that the earth is a globe.
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Those are both pretty good! And as an aviation nut, I enjoyed the Fortunate Son one above. :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/3EqshzR.jpeg)
Holy Shit! :omg:
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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I can tell she didn't sing Fat-Bottomed Girls on that tour.
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My 12 Uncles Ranked by How Likely They Are To Start a Genesis Cover Band (https://thehardtimes.net/rankings/my-12-uncles-ranked-by-how-likely-they-are-to-start-a-genesis-cover-band/)
I love The Hard Times :lol
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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SPOILER ALERT!
That's funny though :lol
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I, and presumably TAC, don't get what's going on in that image.
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I, and presumably TAC, don't get what's going on in that image.
Ok...so Rogue is the one with the white streak in her hair, the other is Captain Marvel. Brie Larson in the original Captain Marvel got rolled for having no ass as seen in the pic to the right. Rogue's power is she's able to absorb other mutant's powers. The top pic of Rogue is from the early xmen animated show and she's got a thick ass. In the new series she has none. The joke is she used her powers to absorb Brie Larson's ass.
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I, and presumably TAC, don't get what's going on in that image.
You would presume right!
Ok...so Rogue is the one with the white streak in her hair, the other is Captain Marvel. Brie Larson in the original Captain Marvel got rolled for having no ass as seen in the pic to the right. Rogue's power is she's able to absorb other mutant's powers. The top pic of Rogue is from the early xmen animated show and she's got a thick ass. In the new series she has none. The joke is she used her powers to absorb Brie Larson's ass.
It's not that Brie Larson isn't pretty and all, but I don't know. I don't think she's all that special.
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Rogue was smoking in that old original animated series.
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I don't even know who Brie Larson is!
And big butts are overrated.
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It's not that Brie Larson isn't pretty and all, but I don't know. I don't think she's all that special.
She's cute, nothing mind blowing, I definitely lean towards Scarlet when it comes to Marvel hotties. (and the girl that played Madani in Punisher is the best them all)
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She's cute, nothing mind blowing, I definitely lean towards Scarlet when it comes to Marvel hotties. (and the girl that played Madani in Punisher is the best them all)
I'll have to take your work for it. ;D
I don't know who Scarlet and Mandani are.
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I'll have to take your work for it. ;D
I don't know who Scarlet and Mandani are.
I don't all three we're talking about mate, don't stress.
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I don't even know who Brie Larson is!
And big butts are overrated.
I agree completely, but the first thing I thought when I saw that was "that girl's got no ass." You gotta have something there.
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I'll have to take your work for it. ;D
I don't know who Scarlet and Mandani are.
Scarlett Johansson...she plays the Black Widow in the Marvel movies
Madani is Dinah Madani, a character in the Punisher tv show, played by Amber Rose Revah...
You can google the rest.
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Scarlett Johansson...she plays the Black Widow in the Marvel movies
Madani is Dinah Madani, a character in the Punisher tv show, played by Amber Rose Revah...
You can google the rest.
Why are you even explaining? :lol
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Fuck if I know...
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It's called helping a brother out, which is a kind and decent thing to do.
Scarlet Johannson is overrated. ;D
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Scarlet Johannson is overrated. ;D
Preach
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It's called helping a brother out, which is a kind and decent thing to do.
Scarlet Johannson is overrated. ;D
Absolutely.
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This reads as dudes who have got laid in a while.
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It's called helping a brother out, which is a kind and decent thing to do.
Scarlet Johannson is overrated. ;D
To each their own, I fucking dig her.
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This reads as dudes who have got laid in a while.
Quit stalling.
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This reads as dudes who have got laid in a while.
Have got laid in a while?
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Don't fucking mind him. :lol
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Oh....cause I was going to say, yes I have been laid........in a while......whatever that means, thank you for asking.
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Only Joe can try and talk shit and end up completely destroying a conversation with one sentence.
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Oh....cause I was going to say, yes I have been laid........in a while......whatever that means, thank you for asking.
Same!
I mean, he tried insulting us, but ended up complimenting us. :lol
Only Joe can try and talk shit and end up completely destroying a conversation with one sentence.
It's a talent.
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Same!
I mean, he tried insulting us, but ended up complimenting us. :lol
It's a talent.
Right?
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Same!
I mean, he tried insulting us, but ended up complimenting us. :lol
It's a talent.
Yeah exactly. :lol
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Yeah exactly. :lol
Man, the broken quote function is really starting to irritate me....How does something like that just randomly break :facepalm:
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Man, the broken quote function is really starting to irritate me....How does something like that just randomly break :facepalm:
I wondered what the fuck was going on there. Didn't realise that was still playing up. Thought I did something wrong and then just though, 'ah fuck it.'
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She's cute, nothing mind blowing, I definitely lean towards Scarlet when it comes to Marvel hotties. (and the girl that played Madani in Punisher is the best them all)
Brie from the first modern King Kong was :drool:.
Also, great batch from Zy (as always).
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It's called helping a brother out, which is a kind and decent thing to do.
I get it, I get it.
Scarlet Johannson is overrated. ;D
Fuck it, no more help for you. Learn to Google.
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Ok...so Rogue is the one with the white streak in her hair, the other is Captain Marvel. Brie Larson in the original Captain Marvel got rolled for having no ass as seen in the pic to the right. Rogue's power is she's able to absorb other mutant's powers. The top pic of Rogue is from the early xmen animated show and she's got a thick ass. In the new series she has none. The joke is she used her powers to absorb Brie Larson's ass.
I mean, I'm still sort of with Chris and TAC with the image - meaning, I never would have gotten that - but the PREMISE is very funny!!! :)
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I don't even know who Brie Larson is!
And big butts are overrated.
If by "overrated" you mean "awesome", sure!! Still have to have curves, though. Just size alone isn't enough.
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Preach
Third. Don't quite get it.
She's still high on the list, though, but that's because the competition is not fierce.
For me, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe:
- Gamora
- Sif
- Nebula
- Jessica Jones
- Black Widow
- Mantis
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If by "overrated" you mean "awesome", sure!! Still have to have curves, though. Just size alone isn't enough.
Every girl I've been with has what you would classify as "big butt". What can I say, I like big butts. Big boobs on the other hand :tdwn
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Every girl I've been with has what you would classify as "big butt". What can I say, I like big butts. Big boobs on the other hand :tdwn
How about big boobs on both hands??
Zydar, you rule!! The Freddie Mercury one is the best!!
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I mean, I'm still sort of with Chris and TAC with the image - meaning, I never would have gotten that - but the PREMISE is very funny!!! :)
Yeah, you definitely need to know your Marvel lore to get it,.
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Every girl I've been with has what you would classify as "big butt". What can I say, I like big butts. Big boobs on the other hand :tdwn
But can you lie?
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All butts matter.
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But can you lie?
I don't see why not. Seems these other brothers can, in fact, deny.
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Every girl I've been with has what you would classify as "big butt". What can I say, I like big butts. Big boobs on the other hand :tdwn
But can you lie?
He's no Adam Schiff!
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If by "overrated" you mean "awesome", sure!! Still have to have curves, though. Just size alone isn't enough.
Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?
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Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?
Bingo
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Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?
Most of them look like a failed attempt at photoshop and probably most of them are exactly that.
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Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?
My good friend is a plastic surgeon. He constantly sends pictures/videos of girls from instagram to our group chat. And like 9/10 times it's someone who is so fake. Often times it begs the question, why? Why did someone who was naturally beautiful get all this plastic surgery?
Also my childhood friend who married The Situation... she looks like plastic in real life. Looks completely fake. And eventually, you can't even make facial expressions anymore. It's ridiculous. That girl was also naturally pretty.
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Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?
Well, I'm probably backtracking here, and I'll cop to that, but I was probably thinking too narrowly. I'm not down with that either (I'm guessing you mean the sort of "Kim Kardashian look"). I was thinking more along the lines of "not being Kate Moss" and going for more of that "Eastern European" look.
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Zydar, you rule!! The Freddie Mercury one is the best!!
Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?
Well, I'm probably backtracking here, and I'll cop to that, but I was probably thinking too narrowly. I'm not down with that either (I'm guessing you mean the sort of "Kim Kardashian look"). I was thinking more along the lines of "not being Kate Moss" and going for more of that "Eastern European" look.
Yeah...the '90s thing where supposedly hot women had the bodies of 12 year old boys was just weird.
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Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?
Wanda Wall = Wonderwall
As in the Oasis song
Oasis is a band
A band is a group of people who make music
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Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?
Oasis - Wonderwall.
Not exactly sure about Liam Neeson, probably a play on his Taken movie lines.
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Not exactly sure about Liam Neeson, probably a play on his Taken movie lines.
I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.
As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.
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The Liam Neeson one is a reference to the Backstreet Boys song As Long As You Love Me and a famous scene from the movie Taken.
I knew it would be lost on a forum of proggers and/or metal heads :lol
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A few of those were lost on me but that Total Eclipse of the Heart one was great.
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I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.
As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.
I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.
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I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.
As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.
I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.
Yeah this song was everywhere for about 5 or so years from 1995 to 2001 or 2003 or something.
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I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.
As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.
You need to fix that, ASAP. No. 13 on my list from a couple weeks ago.
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I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.
Well...let's find out...
[listening]
Not ringing any bells at all. The singer's kinda whiny and keeps landing on the same note at the end of every line. It's ok but pretty damn boring. Seeing that it was released in '95, I'm kinda surprised it never turned up in an episode of Friends.
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I'm honestly sho ked you never heard it, Tim. It was on radio and MTV all the time.
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:rollin
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Haha. Shocked. Lol
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For shizzle.
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I'm honestly sho ked you never heard it, Tim. It was on radio and MTV all the time.
:lol
By '95, I rarely listened to music on the radio, and the stations I did listen to wouldn't have played it. Aside from watching some or all of The Real World: Boston in '97, I was also pretty much done with MTV by 1995.
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I'm not even in this conversation. I know that's sho king.
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:lol
Yup.
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King didn't c what he did there.
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….must have been rickrolled by that quote button
Brie Larson is apparently a bit of a turd if the internet is to believed. I like her in Nissan commericals though.
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:rollin
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That's a fantastic troll. Bots are idiots.
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And what did we learn from this, boys and girls? That's right, a butcher room is not a problem.
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And what did we learn from this, boys and girls? That's right, a butcher room is not a problem.
Neither are corpses in the backyard...
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That's a fantastic troll. Bots are idiots.
I love the denouement: "I thought you could come over to tour the new butcher room."
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Great stuff Zydar!
Love the FingerMe and the Lighthouse cookies.
The bread one… so true.
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Great stuff Zydar!
Love the FingerMe and the Lighthouse cookies.
I saw that Megan Finger one for the first time about 6 years. Poor Megan.
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I saw that Megan Finger one for the first time about 6 years. Poor Megan.
Or...you know...congrats to her. :biggrin:
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Her poor inbox :P
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Her poor inbox :P
:o
:lol
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By the way, this is Megan Finger (on the left) (circa 10 years ago when she made that Twitter post):
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Her poor inbox :P
OK, this works on a few levels :rollin
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I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.
That is all.
Please carry on with your mirthful activities. ;D
EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??
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I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.
That is all.
Please carry on with your mirthful activities. ;D
EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??
Totally about Misty and Kat.
And while I’m not sure either will ever reprise their role, they left us all with some lovely mammaries, and I’ll always be grateful.
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As a Canadian I enjoyed the Canadian one. Sorry, Carry on.
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Totally about Misty and Kat.
And while I’m not sure either will ever reprise their role, they left us all with some lovely mammaries, and I’ll always be grateful.
:tup
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I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.
That is all.
Please carry on with your mirthful activities. ;D
EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??
This reminds me of the Jennifer Aniston thread at the old MP forums.
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This reminds me of the Jennifer Aniston thread at the old MP forums.
I guess I’m never gonna live that one down. :rollin :rollin
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I guess I’m never gonna live that one down. :rollin :rollin
Oh man, I remember that thread. :lol
And the answer is no, you will not :biggrin:
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The venn diagram :lol
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That one is amazing because it's real (or seems to be anyway). Someone designed it, a committee approved it, the works.
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I lost it at Rihanna.
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:lol
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The funny thing about the CILT SIMULATION event is that once you make the first transposition, which everybody will, it changes the second word without any transposition at all.
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The Rihanna one, just savage.
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That was an amazingly entertaining bunch and covered a LOT of bases. Cute humor, punny humor, dark humor... Love it!!!
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Rihanna, cocky, and the gun leash got me good :lol
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The whole batch was top shelf, but especially this.
The Rihanna one, just savage.
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It would be savage if it said,
Before Chris Brown
After Chris Brown
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For HP fans.
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lol
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Mind blowing that this is real!
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My YT feed graced me with a Police Squad video today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23enI8zO4xU&
Frank Drebin, consoling a widow: "We're sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." :rollin :rollin :rollin
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My YT feed graced me with a Police Squad video today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23enI8zO4xU&
Frank Drebin, consoling a widow: "We're sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." :rollin :rollin :rollin
Leslie Nielsen cracks me up. Dude didn't get Airplane! at all. Just couldn't see the humour in it. Once it finally clicked he took off and ran with it. Made an entire career out of the same deadpan roles.
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I thought Police Squad preceded Airplane! but a quick check shows it came after. Being the proverbial fly on the wall in the room where the ZAZ guys wrote those scripts would have been quite the experience.
Leslie Nielsen cracks me up. Dude didn't get Airplane! at all. Just couldn't see the humour in it. Once it finally clicked he took off and ran with it. Made an entire career out of the same deadpan roles.
Definitely. Can you imagine getting that script?
If I am wearing a stethoscope, why is the flight attendant asking me if I am a doctor?
That's the joke!!!!
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Most of those guys -- Leslie Nielsen, Peter Graves, Robert Stack, probably a few more I'm not thinking of -- didn't quite "get" the idea of parody. They were "serious" actors and came from a certain school of thought, if not actually the same acting school. ZAZ had to explain to them that they just play it straight. Characters in comedies don't realize that they're in a comedy, and that's what so funny. And that's why ZAZ wanted them. I wouldn't be surprised if some of those guys still didn't understand why it was so funny. Leslie Nielsen eventually did, because he played the same type of character pretty much from that point on, but I remember reading that Peter Graves had some serious reservations about the dialogue between Captain Oveur and the boy.
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According to the ZAZ guys, Stack was the one that totally got it right from the start. Guy had a helluva sense of humour, apparently. He's also the one that explained it to the others. "Guys. We are the joke." That's when it clicked for Nielsen and Graves. But yeah, Graves wasn't comfortable at all with the scenes with the boy. He understood the humour at that point, but the dialogue was a bit too far for him. I think it might have been his wife that convinced him it was really funny.
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I love Airplane! To me, those jokes never get old.
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Thinking about Airplane! always takes me back to when I first saw it as a kid. I didn't get much of the humor, but it still made me laugh. 10 year old me didn't know why "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing clue" was funny. It just was. I also remember how serious I took the drama. Some random guy is flying the plane! There is no way he can land it! There is a sick girl on board! I was really concerned about the fate of the passengers. And that "win just one for the Zipper" speech really moved me. It seems silly now, but it makes sense too. There has to be the drama to augment the goofiness.
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Airplane is a perfect movie
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https://www.netflix.com/title/81428709
So you have to pay for this, but I thought this was hilarious and I thought of Tim the entire time. The main prank is about a woman whose mom ghosts everyone she dates, but the "secondary" prank is getting a-holes back for...
... you guessed it, not putting their carts back in the corral.
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Hah!
There's tons of Cart Corral police wannabes on youtube. Hilarious.
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HAHAHAHA I like that last one.
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Nice