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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2730 on: April 25, 2014, 09:10:15 PM »
While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......

"Oh Gott sei Dank! Andere Ausländer! Ich hatte schon befürchtet, von einem Amerikaner überfallen zu werden!"

Translation: "Oh thank god! Other foreigners! I was afraid I was going to get mugged by an American out here!"

FTFY ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2731 on: April 25, 2014, 09:15:15 PM »
While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......

"Oh Gott sei Dank! Andere Ausländer! Ich hatte schon befürchtet, von einem Amerikaner überfallen zu werden!"

Translation: "Oh thank god! Other foreigners! I was afraid I was going to get mugged by an American out here!"

FTFY ;)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2732 on: April 25, 2014, 09:22:56 PM »
Dou itashimashite.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2733 on: April 25, 2014, 11:09:20 PM »
While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......

"Oh Gott sei Dank! Andere Ausländer! Ich hatte schon befürchtet, von einem Amerikaner überfallen zu werden!"

Translation: "Oh thank god! Other foreigners! I was afraid I was going to get mugged by an American out here!"

Well played. You got the win man....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2734 on: April 26, 2014, 05:00:19 AM »
While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......

"Oh Gott sei Dank! Andere Ausländer! Ich hatte schon befürchtet, von einem Amerikaner überfallen zu werden!"

Translation: "Oh thank god! Other foreigners! I was afraid I was going to get mugged by an American out here!"

Well played. You got the win man....

Yay! :biggrin:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2735 on: April 26, 2014, 07:37:40 AM »
"Why the fuck do I look like a asparagus?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2736 on: April 26, 2014, 07:40:30 AM »
"Why the fuck do I look like a asparagus?"

Because your pee smelled funny.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2737 on: April 26, 2014, 07:45:50 AM »
Great.  My 8-bit shape is like Mario.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2738 on: April 26, 2014, 07:50:08 AM »
I was once a brilliant lead singer in a prog-metal band.  Then I took a shovel to the face.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2739 on: April 26, 2014, 07:21:26 PM »
Suck my pixel
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2740 on: April 27, 2014, 12:35:04 PM »
How long do we usually wait to announce the victor?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2741 on: April 27, 2014, 12:50:05 PM »
How long do we usually wait to announce the victor?

Usually a day or so. Let everyone get a crack or two at it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2742 on: April 27, 2014, 01:02:09 PM »
How long do we usually wait to announce the victor?

Usually a day or so. Let everyone get a crack or two at it.

So does that mean it's alright for me to pick a winner now? Or should I give everyone a few more hours (though it seems I might not have provided the best scene to work with this turn around)?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2743 on: April 27, 2014, 01:05:00 PM »
Wait a few more hours.




No Leisure Suit Larry, I will not get in the hot tub with you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2744 on: April 27, 2014, 03:40:12 PM »
Fap it Ralph
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2745 on: April 27, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »
The re-release of PAC Man.....only set to a homosexual theme and is rated 'M'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2746 on: April 27, 2014, 06:06:34 PM »
No Leisure Suit Larry, I will not get in the hot tub with you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winner! :metal
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2747 on: April 27, 2014, 07:04:34 PM »
Oh the memories Larry! :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2748 on: April 27, 2014, 07:10:42 PM »
I've never seen a goiter that full of puss...

No sugar your right those pants do make you look fat

...your sister has a way better a$$ than you do.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2749 on: April 27, 2014, 07:15:53 PM »
Things that should be left unsaid but you can't help yourself.

"I think Dream Theater is kinda overrated."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2750 on: April 27, 2014, 07:29:53 PM »
Why do you have to get so fucking emotional once a month?

Bosk needs to lighten up a little

P/R is a dangerous place for people with dumbass opinions and no shortage of courage to share them
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2751 on: April 27, 2014, 10:03:40 PM »
"Hitler did nothing wrong."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2752 on: April 28, 2014, 01:11:27 AM »
True story - I think, someone that I trust quite a bit told me he did that, when he was first invited to eat over at his parents-in-law:

"It was good and plenty - could have been more and better!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2753 on: April 28, 2014, 04:37:44 AM »
It's a pleasure to meet you sir.  You're daughter is a wonderful lady... did you know she has no gag reflex?

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

It sounds like English, but I don't understand a word you're saying.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2754 on: April 28, 2014, 10:49:21 AM »
"Excuse me? Yes, Professor, I was wondering if you could please repeat what you just said? I was too busy writing a post on DTF to hear anything."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2755 on: April 29, 2014, 04:41:21 PM »

It sounds like English, but I don't understand a word you're saying.

I've so wanted to say this before.  Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2756 on: May 02, 2014, 09:56:11 AM »
I know I'm late.... will get to this tomorrow.  Brutal week of work/travel.

Fuck USAirways.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2757 on: May 02, 2014, 10:04:13 AM »
I know I'm late.... will get to this tomorrow.  Brutal week of work/travel.

Fuck USAirways.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2758 on: May 03, 2014, 05:33:16 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2759 on: May 03, 2014, 08:12:42 AM »
He had the last person who used him as the subject in the "Scenes From A Hat" thread taken out and buried in the desert. Naked and alive!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2760 on: May 03, 2014, 08:35:33 AM »
He's Batman
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2761 on: May 03, 2014, 08:52:23 AM »
He wears 2 helmets to bed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2762 on: May 03, 2014, 09:06:13 AM »
He has a gentle caress....like fine brush strokes from the hand of Michelangelo and the touch of his lips to yours removes time from existence.......err.....wait......I mean.....ummmm.....forget it. Never mind.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2763 on: May 03, 2014, 11:06:21 AM »
Bosk once punched a magician in the face.  Yes, that's right.

Bosk once restored balance to the Force to a galaxy far, far away. He had to commit a religious genocide and a last minute redemption arc to do it though.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2764 on: May 03, 2014, 11:16:14 AM »
Bosk and The Adonis have never been seen together....
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