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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2800 on: May 08, 2014, 04:36:08 PM »
Joe, we traced your linage and you are Canadian.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2801 on: May 08, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2802 on: May 08, 2014, 07:05:47 PM »
Hey Gary it's your Dad....just heard the Blues are picked to win the cup this year by all the experts....I'm so excited....this is our year!

Hi Gary....it's Johanna. I know we haven't spoke since we broke up 14 years ago, but there's someone I think you need to meet.......

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2803 on: May 08, 2014, 07:07:14 PM »
Debbie, this is Maury - you ARE the father!!! :o :eek

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2804 on: May 08, 2014, 07:12:17 PM »
John, it's Rai. Ever since you rubbed my chicken I've been pi$$ing fire and scratching a lot. Give me a call.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2805 on: May 08, 2014, 07:30:24 PM »
Hello Hef!  What?!  But I'm not a fucking bitch?!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2806 on: May 09, 2014, 02:45:14 AM »
"This is John with the National Transportation Safety Board, I'm terribly sorry to inform you that your wife has been killed in a plane crash."




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2807 on: May 09, 2014, 10:12:01 AM »
"Dr. Johnson calling. It appears our surgical robot is on the fritz so we're asking you to come back into the office to sign a waiver on a new technique we've designed for prostatectomies. We're pretty sure if we get a mellon-baller cherry red we can scoop that motha' out and cauterize all in one step."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2808 on: May 09, 2014, 10:38:11 AM »
"You're fired."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2809 on: May 09, 2014, 12:27:13 PM »
Hey....it's Jamal. I have three mexicans in tow and we are on our way over to cornhole your wife......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2810 on: May 10, 2014, 09:11:06 AM »
Hello Hef!  What?!  But I'm not a fucking bitch?!

Poor Janet1234.

You're up King.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2811 on: May 10, 2014, 09:19:39 AM »
Thanks!

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gmillerdrake - 29
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 15
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Mister Gold - 1

How would you force TAC to listen to the new Winger album?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2812 on: May 10, 2014, 11:05:23 AM »
Send over a hot 17 year old with a boom box ala John Cusack.  Or just send over John Cusack.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2813 on: May 10, 2014, 06:31:06 PM »
Waterboard him

Kidnap a couple of the cats he lives with and threaten to use them as fishing bait

Buy him a private lap dance with the only caveat being she dances to Winger
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2814 on: May 10, 2014, 07:29:26 PM »
Tell him it's a live recording of the '93 DT - Maiden show. Tie him up beforehand, mentioning as a reason that you don't want him trashing the room in a fit of ecstasy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2815 on: May 10, 2014, 08:04:39 PM »
Don't approach him with a plan.....just 'wing' it..........
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2816 on: May 10, 2014, 09:39:41 PM »
By inviting to take him out to dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings. :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2817 on: May 12, 2014, 03:06:43 PM »

Buy him a private lap dance with the only caveat being she dances to Winger

This may be the only way. Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2818 on: May 12, 2014, 03:30:27 PM »
Much appreciated Sir King!

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jingle.boy - 33
gmillerdrake - 30
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 15
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
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Create a TV Show (Sitcom/drama/whatever) Three actors/actresses.....name of show and basic premise....go!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2819 on: May 12, 2014, 04:17:59 PM »
Create a TV Show (Sitcom/drama/whatever) Three actors/actresses.....name of show and basic premise....go!

"Scenes From A Hat: Round 2"

Genre: whatever

Main Cast
jingle.boy
bosk1
Zydar

Basic Premise: For years, the humble, prog-loving community of DTF Street, Canada lived in peace. Everything changed following the arrival of bosk1, an alien overlord administrator who seems to constantly shift back-and-forth between resembling Darth Vader and Ming the Merciless. With the community at stake, a lone hero rises up to challenge bosk1: jingle.boy, a Canadian citizen bearing a strange resemblance to Kim Jong Il. With his sharp wit and Canadian sense of humor, jingle starts a revolution via improvisational comedy, bosk1's greatest weakness. Caught between the two is Zydar, a hot, sensuous European beauty. Will love blossom? Will peace reign? Will laughter emerge victorious?

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON "SCENES FROM THE HAT: ROUND 2!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2820 on: May 12, 2014, 05:15:44 PM »
I don't think there's anything that could come close to that.  :corn
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2821 on: May 12, 2014, 08:51:55 PM »
TJ Oshie
David Backes
Ryan Miller

Starring in... So You Think You Can Play Playoff Hockey?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2822 on: May 12, 2014, 09:11:10 PM »
TJ Oshie
David Backes
Ryan Miller

Starring in... So You Think You Can Play Playoff Hockey?

:daddy: 


This wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2823 on: May 13, 2014, 10:29:59 PM »
C'mon y'all....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2824 on: May 15, 2014, 08:13:37 AM »
Not gonna beg for more entries.....besides, this one took some major effort and was something I'd watch.....

Main Cast
jingle.boy
bosk1
Zydar

Basic Premise: For years, the humble, prog-loving community of DTF Street, Canada lived in peace. Everything changed following the arrival of bosk1, an alien overlord administrator who seems to constantly shift back-and-forth between resembling Darth Vader and Ming the Merciless. With the community at stake, a lone hero rises up to challenge bosk1: jingle.boy, a Canadian citizen bearing a strange resemblance to Kim Jong Il. With his sharp wit and Canadian sense of humor, jingle starts a revolution via improvisational comedy, bosk1's greatest weakness. Caught between the two is Zydar, a hot, sensuous European beauty. Will love blossom? Will peace reign? Will laughter emerge victorious?

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON "SCENES FROM THE HAT: ROUND 2!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2825 on: May 15, 2014, 03:31:14 PM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 33
gmillerdrake - 30
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 15
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2826 on: May 15, 2014, 03:45:03 PM »
We're walking in the woods. He has a his camera and a picnic basket. The scenery is beautiful. We find a clearing and he sets up a blanket. We sit down... he pulls a rag out of the basket and comes up to me with it and...


Well... you all know what would happen next.



I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2827 on: May 16, 2014, 10:43:10 AM »
I'm kinda surprised at how little activity there's been in this thread for the past couple of rounds. :justjen
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2828 on: May 16, 2014, 10:55:35 AM »
On his way over to pick me up he notices a shiny silver box on the side of the road.....when he gets out to check it out his car is then hijacked by Jessica Alba. She speeds off and as she drives the onboard mapping system guides her to my house.

 She knocks on the door and as I open it she immediately pounces on me 'Dark Angel' style and quickly removes all items of clothing I'm wearing. She orders me into my bedroom all the while throwing articles of her clothing at me until she to is naked.

 Once we find ourselves alone and naked......my wife bursts in and beats the living crap out of her for forcing me to do such a thing. She bloodies her up pretty good and throws her out the second floor window.....then we have our typical glorious bout of tantric sex set to the background music of MC Hammer's epic CD..."Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em'"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2829 on: May 16, 2014, 11:01:49 AM »
He brings the coke and a tied up Blob, and we tag team a hooker while making Blob listen to When Dreams and Day Unite.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2830 on: May 16, 2014, 12:49:17 PM »
Ideally it'd be not to have a lingering headache from the chlorophorm.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2831 on: May 16, 2014, 12:57:52 PM »
Slip into something comfortable, put on Pet Sounds and make out own pet sounds.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2832 on: May 16, 2014, 02:01:47 PM »
I'll rub the lotion on my skin, before I get the hose again.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2833 on: May 17, 2014, 04:34:38 AM »
He brings the coke and a tied up Blob, and we tag team a hooker while making Blob listen to When Dreams and Day Unite.

Ladies and gents, I present the winna! :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2834 on: May 17, 2014, 04:48:19 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 33
gmillerdrake - 30
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New Scene:  The worst thing you can say to a girl when she undresses in front of you.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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