Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164316 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2835 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:15:29 AM »

Would 'sagging' be the right word for those?

I'm going to need a machete, bug spray and a snorkel to get through that.....

Your lack of symmetry oddly turns me on....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2836 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:01:18 AM »

I feel a sudden desire to iron something.

That is an INCREDIBLY hairy bush.

Never knew spanx had so much strength.

masterthes · « **Reply #2837 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:02:44 PM »

My word, you're all over the place, aren't you?

Please, for the love of God woman, put your clothes back on

We're going to need a bigger condom

TempusVox · « **Reply #2838 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:51:55 PM »

Can we turn the lights out, please?

Yeah, your sisters tits are just a little bit bigger.

Agggh!!

Has your _____ always looked like that?

Ugh!

Maybe we can just cuddle

Hurk!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2839 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:55:08 PM »

Is that thing casting a shadow........that thing casting a shadow.......thing casting a shadow......casting a shadow......a shadow.......shadow.....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2840 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:36:19 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 17, 2014, 10:01:18 AM

I feel a sudden desire to iron something.

This saw so out of left field and the imagery killed me. Winna!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2841 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:40:29 AM »

Thanks King

Standings:

jingle.boy - 34
gmillerdrake - 30
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene: Things you can say about your house, but not your spouse.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2842 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:30:59 AM »

The plumbings not what it used to be, a lot of leaking and there's an odd stench.

I thought an extra coat of paint would do the trick but it's still butt ugly.

masterthes · « **Reply #2843 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:36:26 AM »

Her asking price may be a bit steep, but I assure you, she's worth every penny

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2844 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:40:51 AM »

Her carpets a little worn and out of date, even shaggy in parts....it'll make it difficult to lay wood in its place.

I came home one night and found three Mexicans hiding the bush.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2845 on:** May 18, 2014, 08:14:22 AM »

Too many people have gone through the back door.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2846 on:** May 19, 2014, 02:45:17 PM »

Her curtains really flap in the wind if she's left wide open but it sure is a soothing way to enter....

Podaar · « **Reply #2847 on:** May 19, 2014, 04:50:49 PM »

*sigh* She used to be a real beauty until that oak fell on her.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2848 on:** May 19, 2014, 06:27:10 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 18, 2014, 07:40:51 AM

Her carpets a little worn and out of date, even shaggy in parts....it'll make it difficult to lay wood in its place.

Ding ding ding!!!!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2849 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:40:27 AM »

Wow, cool. Thanks Chad!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 34
gmillerdrake - 31
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Sticking with that theme...

Today's scene: Things you can say about your brother, but not your Boss

masterthes · « **Reply #2850 on:** May 20, 2014, 07:47:00 AM »

Hard to believe we came out of the same vagina

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2851 on:** May 20, 2014, 01:23:12 PM »

"Just remember that I came first."

"Yeah, well, Mom loves me more!"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2852 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:22:57 PM »

We used to bathe together, and he always loved a good enema.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2853 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:10:06 PM »

Gonna need a few more than this unless you want the Canadian to take home another victory.....

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2854 on:** May 21, 2014, 07:41:42 PM »

"You do realize there are pictures at my house of us in the bath together, right?"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2855 on:** May 21, 2014, 10:38:40 PM »

When he does something I don't like, I just sit on him.

I walked in on him once with a bottle of Jergens's, and a Cheryl Tiegs poster. He said he had eczema, but I had my suspicions something else was going on.

TempusVox · « **Reply #2856 on:** May 22, 2014, 01:21:02 AM »

I had that poster. It was on the opposite wall from the Farrah poster in my weight room in my parents basement.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2857 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:31:12 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 21, 2014, 10:38:40 PM

I walked in on him once with a bottle of Jergens's, and a Cheryl Tiegs poster. He said he had eczema, but I had my suspicions something else was going on.

Just when I thought I was gaining ground.....your up Chad!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2858 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:37:08 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on May 22, 2014, 01:21:02 AM

I had that poster. It was on the opposite wall from the Farrah poster in my weight room in my parents basement.

Didn't we all?

Will post later tonight/tomorrow.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2859 on:** May 24, 2014, 05:36:52 AM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 31
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's Theme - the title of Tempus Vox's next best seller.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2860 on:** May 24, 2014, 07:40:03 AM »

The Bald. The Canadian.

Seasoned French Fries for the Soul

TempusVox · « **Reply #2861 on:** May 24, 2014, 10:44:20 AM »

I'm considering two:

"Brampton..The Center of the Universe"

or

"Brampton...Where Everyone Shares the Same DNA"

Oops! Sorry I wrecked it for you.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2862 on:** May 27, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »

Riding Little Red on My Hood

Fox n Socks, Socks n Fox....Does it really Fuc%ing Matter?

Jack and Jill are now both Government Dependant

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2863 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:42:06 AM »

Seems as though we're rapidly running out of good ideas, or people are just bored with this game.

Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2014, 07:40:03 AM

Seasoned French Fries for the Soul

This was the best of the limited bunch. Come up with a good idea this time Gar!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2864 on:** May 29, 2014, 07:24:01 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 29, 2014, 05:42:06 AM

Seems as though we're rapidly running out of good ideas, or people are just bored with this game.
Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2014, 07:40:03 AM
Seasoned French Fries for the Soul

This was the best of the limited bunch. Come up with a good idea this time Gar!

Yeah....I hope it's just the lack of inspiring 'scenes'. This victory is hallow......but I'll take it!!

I'll try to come up with something good.....no pressure, right?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2865 on:** May 29, 2014, 09:46:57 PM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 32
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next Scene: "innocent" things/phrases and adult would say to a group of children that could be taken the wrong way.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2866 on:** May 30, 2014, 11:26:30 AM »

What the fuck you little asshole!?!?!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2867 on:** May 30, 2014, 04:49:35 PM »

Thank you, but I don't need any girl scout cookies, I already ate a brownie.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2868 on:** May 30, 2014, 07:17:49 PM »

Girls, you have some nice pies here.

I'm impressed with your vocabulary. You're a bunch of cunning linguists.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2869 on:** June 02, 2014, 09:36:14 PM »

Looks like 'Scenes' needs a vacation.....been a tough sell lately. It's difficult to come up with an inspiring scene I suppose.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164316 times)