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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2905 on: July 13, 2014, 11:01:18 PM »
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"I like it better when they're black."

Ding, ding, ding!! Winna, winna chicken dinna! Funny on multiple levels. Yer up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2906 on: July 14, 2014, 03:35:02 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2907 on: July 14, 2014, 03:40:24 PM »
MJ, don't forget to update your standings.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2908 on: July 14, 2014, 03:41:37 PM »
Whoopsie. Thanks.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2909 on: July 14, 2014, 03:44:19 PM »
Good Evening Ma'am'. Do you have unwanted pests that live in your home, perhaps in the walls or under the floors? If so, I have a fool proof extermination system for you. My name is Adolf...may I come in?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2910 on: July 14, 2014, 08:20:40 PM »
"Hi, I'd like to have a word with you about Jesus!" - Jesus
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2911 on: July 14, 2014, 08:48:51 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 14, 2014, 08:20:40 PM
"Hi, I'd like to have a word with you about Jesus!" - Jesus

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2912 on: July 14, 2014, 09:10:41 PM »
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"Hi, I'd like to have a word with you about Jesus!" - Jesus

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2913 on: August 01, 2014, 06:26:06 PM »
Holy crap, I completely forgot about this thread. Bizkit wins.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2914 on: September 19, 2014, 08:38:51 AM »
Bump....or more like a giant shove.....anyway, Bizkit if you're out there....fire this thread back up!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2915 on: September 25, 2014, 12:12:41 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2916 on: September 01, 2015, 09:37:06 AM »
anyone feel like firing this thread back up?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2917 on: September 01, 2015, 10:01:18 PM »
I'd be game... but I think winners were running out of categories.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2918 on: September 01, 2015, 10:07:14 PM »
I didn't even know I won this :lol

Sorry guys I completely forgot this existed. I'll start it back up tomorrow!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2919 on: September 02, 2015, 10:34:54 AM »
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Tempusvox - 12
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Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
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soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
FlyingBIZKIT - 1


Things you would say or do in front of you mother but never in front of your father. THINK ABOUT IT.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2920 on: September 02, 2015, 11:21:33 AM »
Goodness Girl!!! Those shoes....that blouse.....you look divine!

 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2921 on: September 02, 2015, 04:16:26 PM »
Why don't I have a gag reflex?

Does this top make me look fat?

Ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2922 on: September 05, 2015, 06:55:33 PM »
Hey Mom.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2923 on: September 07, 2015, 08:29:00 PM »
So I have a debate going with a couple buddies and was hoping you could clear it up. How would you describe the taste of Semen? I said it was bitter with a hint of alabaster but I'm curious as to your take...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2924 on: September 10, 2015, 07:25:53 PM »
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Hey Mom.

Loved the simplicity of this one. I've called my dad "ma'am" by accident before and the look on his face was priceless.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2925 on: September 11, 2015, 02:00:37 PM »

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 33
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Mister Gold - 3
MetalJunkie - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
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soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
FlyingBIZKIT - 1
Cedar-redaC-1

Something a professor would start the most boring lecture of the semester with.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2926 on: September 11, 2015, 02:09:44 PM »
Ok folks. Today we are going to talk about Brain Head, UT.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2927 on: September 11, 2015, 02:20:38 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2928 on: September 11, 2015, 02:44:45 PM »
So now we'll start dissecting the music theory behind Octavarium.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2929 on: September 11, 2015, 02:51:44 PM »
In this semester's "Advanced Body Hair", we'll start with the pubic region.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2930 on: September 11, 2015, 03:26:18 PM »
Hello, my fellow American historians...

(my history professor actually says this, but his lectures aren't actually boring and he's really cool though so idk)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2931 on: September 11, 2015, 06:31:59 PM »
Today we will take an in depth look at the thirteenth word of the third law of thermodynamics......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2932 on: September 12, 2015, 04:48:17 AM »
Welcome to the complex universe of the snail! I will lecture for the first 90 minutes, and during the second half we will watch Sally make her way across my desk.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2933 on: September 12, 2015, 08:16:59 AM »
Two cars leave NY....one is traveling at 45 mph and the other at 75 mph..............
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2934 on: September 12, 2015, 12:21:03 PM »
"Welcome to paint drying observation 101"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2935 on: September 13, 2015, 09:51:49 AM »
"Welcome to Insurance Law."


* True story. I took this class. There were about 14 students in the class. The prof wrote the text we used. His lecture was reading the book aloud. It was about the third class before anyone realized we were basically killing ourselves rewriting the damn textbook, and we stopped.

It was an early morning class. About 15 minutes into the week six class, I was propped up on one elbow, desperately willing myself to stay awake by reading along with his lecture one morning when he deviated from the text by saying, "We don't have to continue."

"Wait...what? My book doesn't say that!"

Snapping fully awake, I looked up and saw he was looking right at me! Oh shit, I must have dozed off and snored or something!

He repeated himself. "We don't have to do this." And he started putting his book and papers into his briefcase.

"Huh?"

Slowly, I turned my head first left, then right, and saw that EVERYONE else was sound asleep in their desks.

"Please wake them all before you leave" he said.

I looked back up as he bolted out the door.

Worst. Class. Ever.

More boring than watching flies fuck.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2936 on: September 13, 2015, 06:26:32 PM »
This semester in "Insect Mating Rituals 101", chapter 1 covers the common house fly.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2937 on: September 13, 2015, 08:39:50 PM »
"And now we begin our live observation of tectonic plate migration."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2938 on: September 13, 2015, 11:38:38 PM »
I forgot my papers and have nothing to give you today, so let me tell you the awesome story of my life. Let's start with the birth of my first child, back in...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2939 on: September 25, 2015, 10:33:45 AM »
"Now then, who's ready for the most interesting lecture of the semester?"
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