Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164401 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2870 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:39:21 PM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on May 30, 2014, 04:49:35 PM

Thank you, but I don't need any girl scout cookies, I already ate a brownie.

Slim pickins' but at least this is funny. You're up!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2871 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:58:51 PM »

Worst fortune in a fortune cookie.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2872 on:** June 03, 2014, 07:02:49 PM »

You should've stayed in and ordered pizza.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2873 on:** June 03, 2014, 08:52:15 PM »

Your intuition is very keen, your wife's legs have had other Penis' in between.

Uncles who offer "secrets" spend the majority of their life in Prison.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2874 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:05:31 AM »

That wasn't pork.

Nobody loves you, and they never will.

Your spouse has chlamydia.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2875 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:54:02 AM »

Ye who pees fire, is married to a liar....

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2876 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:04:40 AM »

Not my picture but I did get this in a cookie once

Cookie called me fat.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2877 on:** June 04, 2014, 04:15:12 PM »

You are the Last Dragon....You possess the Power of the Glow.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2878 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:25:33 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 04, 2014, 08:54:02 AM

Ye who pees fire, is married to a liar....

As you said, slim pickins. Winrar.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2879 on:** June 06, 2014, 09:53:10 AM »

Yeah, this is getting tough. I'm curios as to if Scenes has just run its course or if the Scenes listed just haven't inspired? Anyway.....

Standings:

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 33
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
MetalJunkie - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
Mister Gold - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1

Next Scene: Things you don't want to hear your masseuse say has he/she begins your massage......

TempusVox · « **Reply #2880 on:** June 06, 2014, 11:03:42 AM »

"So, do you want the "John Travolta Massage" today?"

TempusVox · « **Reply #2881 on:** June 06, 2014, 11:05:38 AM »

"Don't panic, I'm just pouring this oil down your crack so it'll be easier for me to slide in."

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2882 on:** June 06, 2014, 11:12:04 AM »

"I think it moved."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2883 on:** June 09, 2014, 01:47:03 PM »

Bueller..........Bueller.........

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2884 on:** June 09, 2014, 01:56:25 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2014, 09:36:14 PM

Looks like 'Scenes' needs a vacation.....been a tough sell lately. It's difficult to come up with an inspiring scene I suppose.

This. Not sure if we've run out of ideas, or run out of interest from others.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2885 on:** June 09, 2014, 02:01:14 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 09, 2014, 01:56:25 PM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2014, 09:36:14 PM
Looks like 'Scenes' needs a vacation.....been a tough sell lately. It's difficult to come up with an inspiring scene I suppose.

This. Not sure if we've run out of ideas, or run out of interest from others.

Who knows. Maybe just let it sit for a bit and see if it comes back around or not.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2886 on:** July 08, 2014, 02:51:06 PM »

Quote from: Mister Gold on June 06, 2014, 11:12:04 AM

"I think it moved."

I'm going to give the 'W' to the Seinfeld reference in honor of the 25th Anniversary.....and that it's funny. hopefully the small break from the game will revive some interest.....

You're up Mister Gold!

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2887 on:** July 08, 2014, 09:44:39 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 08, 2014, 02:51:06 PM

Quote from: Mister Gold on June 06, 2014, 11:12:04 AM
"I think it moved."

I'm going to give the 'W' to the Seinfeld reference in honor of the 25th Anniversary.....and that it's funny. hopefully the small break from the game will revive some interest.....

You're up Mister Gold!

Wow, I'm surprised that I won!

Let's see if we can revive this game.

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 33
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Mister Gold - 3
MetalJunkie - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here we go:

"Pornos or Porn Stars inspired by prog rock/metal songs."

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2888 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:01:50 PM »

"Bend Me Over... I'm Not Afraid"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2889 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:06:08 PM »

'Pour some Semen On Me'

'You Gotta Fight, for your Right...to Bukkake'

Priests of the Temple of the Syphyllis

TempusVox · « **Reply #2890 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:50:17 PM »

Smells Like Teen Syrup
Marks Tongue in Asses
Return of the Giant Hog Peen
Thick As My Dick

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2891 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:50:44 PM »

White Walls

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2892 on:** July 09, 2014, 05:42:38 AM »

Learning to live with Peter North

Wish you were here to deepthroat me

Experiments in ass appeal

Road of boners

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2893 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:15:06 AM »

Bukkake Tears by Steel Panther?

Podaar · « **Reply #2894 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:11:31 PM »

*snip*

Self censoring. On second thought my post was in bad taste and probably offensive.

All apologies!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2895 on:** July 09, 2014, 05:50:50 PM »

Metallica - St. Wanker

TempusVox · « **Reply #2896 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:31:59 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on July 09, 2014, 04:11:31 PM

*snip*

Self censoring. On second thought my post was in bad taste and probably offensive.

All apologies!

Since we didn't see it, go ahead and warn yourself. The next time it happens you'll have to ban yourself too. Be careful.

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2897 on:** July 10, 2014, 04:44:18 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on July 08, 2014, 10:50:17 PM

Marks Tongue in Asses

W-w-w-w-winnah~!

You're up, TempusVox!

TempusVox · « **Reply #2898 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:40:08 PM »

Oh wow!Thanks.

jingle.boy - 35
gmillerdrake - 33
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 16
Tempusvox - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Mister Gold - 3
MetalJunkie - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1

Okay...next scene.

Things you can say at a BBQ, but not a funeral...

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2899 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:18:57 PM »

"Oh, sorry man, the breasts were a little burned..."

"Hey, mind if I have that piece?"

"Can we share?"

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2900 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:31:47 PM »

"I'll have another."

"Just give the scraps to the dogs."

"This meat's really tender."

Edit:
If this is over the line, snip it. I've earned my ticket to hell, so here goes.

"I like it better when they're black."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2901 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:02:51 PM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 10, 2014, 09:31:47 PM

I have another that's so damn offensive and fucked up, I'm still debating on whether I should even post it.

You do know what thread this is. We're a bunch of sick mofo's in here. It's not like this is being hosted by Drew Carey.

Scenes:

I think you should flip that.

The redder the better.

I've seen road kill that looks better than that.

And that's why you never trust a women with an open flame.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2902 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:17:17 PM »

Somebody help Grandpa close his mouth, the flies are getting in there....

I really only show up to these for the food....the people drive me crazy.

It'll start to turn a and smell after three days or so...

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2903 on:** July 10, 2014, 11:55:53 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 10, 2014, 10:02:51 PM

Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 10, 2014, 09:31:47 PM
I have another that's so damn offensive and fucked up, I'm still debating on whether I should even post it.
You do know what thread this is. We're a bunch of sick mofo's in here. It's not like this is being hosted by Drew Carey.

I edited the post to include it.

Mister Gold · « **Reply #2904 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:41:40 AM »

"How would you like yours cooked, sir?"

"I prefer to have mine served extra crispy."

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164401 times)