He hasn't asked invited you to the swinger's party we're hosting tomorrow?
I really don't mind anal leakage.
Toilet paper is just too damned expensive. I refuse to purchase anything you literally just flush away.
We absolutely love living in California. It beats living in Utah, where he just couldn't shake off the pedophilia charges.
If he didn't manscape, he'd look like he's wearing a cashmere sweater when he's topless. He's got a hairy ass too.