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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1365 on: August 26, 2013, 12:25:24 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1366 on: August 26, 2013, 01:01:45 PM »
Little Red Riding Hood meets the Big Bad Ron Jeremy
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The Lion, The Witch, and the Gangbang
Green Eggs and Ham (The Dangers of Artificial Coloring)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1367 on: August 26, 2013, 01:54:13 PM »
Santa Ain't Real, And Neither Is The Love Your Parents Have For You

Birthdays Suck; Get Used To It

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1368 on: August 26, 2013, 02:08:06 PM »
You're Nothing But a Load Your Mom Should Have Swallowed

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1369 on: August 26, 2013, 04:19:20 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1370 on: August 26, 2013, 04:47:30 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1371 on: August 26, 2013, 05:00:24 PM »
Wash your hands after touching mommies neck massager.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1372 on: August 28, 2013, 06:50:37 AM »
Who's asleep at the switch on this round?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1373 on: August 28, 2013, 07:09:05 AM »
I'm on it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1374 on: August 28, 2013, 07:52:34 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1375 on: August 28, 2013, 07:57:43 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 26, 2013, 01:54:13 PM
Santa Ain't Real, And Neither Is The Love Your Parents Have For You

Ok, I'm giving it to jingle for this dose of bitter reality. Kids gotta learn some time.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1376 on: August 28, 2013, 08:04:54 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1377 on: August 28, 2013, 08:12:53 AM »
You should see the size of the crack on the left wing.

Sure hope that burrito doesn't make a sudden appearance 'down south'

The Pilots name is Allah so we should be all good.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1378 on: August 28, 2013, 08:13:47 AM »
I always get nervous and constipated on flights, but don't worry, I took a bunch of laxatives and sleeping pills this time, so I think I'm good.

Hey baby, wanna join the mile high club later? Oh sorry, I didn't mean to wake your mother.

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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1379 on: August 28, 2013, 08:14:39 AM »
Ohhh. I ate some beans for dinner and now I'm full of air.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1380 on: August 28, 2013, 08:14:52 AM »
Where will you be when diarrea strikes?

I requested that they show 'Snakes On A Plane' on this trip.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1381 on: August 28, 2013, 08:16:36 AM »
Wait... are the guys in a bench row behind us Mexicans?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1382 on: August 28, 2013, 08:23:49 AM »
What an amazing conincidence!  William Shatner AND John Lithgow on the same flight as me?  This is gonna be awesome!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1383 on: August 28, 2013, 08:27:44 AM »
Hey, you're not supposed to wear the oxygen mask! Oh wait, that was your nose.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1384 on: August 28, 2013, 11:25:15 AM »
I hope this medication for crabs starts working.  I've been scratching my ball sack for days.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1385 on: August 28, 2013, 12:11:49 PM »
Lets make a pact right off the bat.....if we crash in a remote location feel free to eat me. Because I'm going to eat you. Deal?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1386 on: August 28, 2013, 12:13:42 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1387 on: August 28, 2013, 12:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
What an amazing conincidence!  William Shatner AND John Lithgow on the same flight as me?  This is gonna be awesome!

Fucking brilliant.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1388 on: August 28, 2013, 12:48:36 PM »
The Mile high club is boring. The real excitement is hand jobs on the Tar Mac. What do you say? You wanna knock one out for me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1389 on: August 28, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 28, 2013, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
What an amazing conincidence!  William Shatner AND John Lithgow on the same flight as me?  This is gonna be awesome!

Fucking brilliant.

I was curious as to whether or not it would make any sense to anyone.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1390 on: August 28, 2013, 01:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 28, 2013, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
What an amazing conincidence!  William Shatner AND John Lithgow on the same flight as me?  This is gonna be awesome!

Fucking brilliant.

I was curious as to whether or not it would make any sense to anyone.  :lol

I'm thinking it's a Twilight Zone reference, but I'm probably totally wrong. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1391 on: August 28, 2013, 01:47:06 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1392 on: August 28, 2013, 01:54:28 PM »
I was trying to figure a way to work that into my quite before you unknowingly ninja'd me.






Damn, I can't believe they didn't find the balloons!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1393 on: August 28, 2013, 02:04:38 PM »
Are you there, God?  It's me, Margaret.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1394 on: August 28, 2013, 04:41:40 PM »
" I'll hang up when I'm good and goddamn ready lady!"

"AllahuAkbarAllahuAkbarAllahuAkbarAllahuAkbarAllahuAkbar..."

"I had this same pilot on a flight last week....You better strap that seat belt a little tighter."

"Goddamn! This herpes outbreak is killing me!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1395 on: August 28, 2013, 08:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 28, 2013, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
What an amazing conincidence!  William Shatner AND John Lithgow on the same flight as me?  This is gonna be awesome!

Fucking brilliant.

I was curious as to whether or not it would make any sense to anyone.  :lol

:lol I instantly got the Shatner part (surprise surprise), but didn't know how Lithgow played into it. :clap:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1396 on: August 28, 2013, 09:32:04 PM »
Would you hold this box cutter while I set the timer on my vest?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1397 on: August 29, 2013, 06:33:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1398 on: August 29, 2013, 12:10:04 PM »
I hope this is a quick flight....this condom stuffed with heroin Ive got hidden is really a pain in the ass.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1399 on: August 29, 2013, 09:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on August 28, 2013, 08:14:52 AM
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Hopefully not sitting next to you! 

Not sure why, but i chuckled hardest at this.  Winner.

P.S.  Sorry Coz, but I never saw that TZ episode, so the reference was totally lost on me.
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