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Offline jingle.boy

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1260 on: August 19, 2013, 05:54:14 AM »
Nah baby, you jus big boned.

Help me out a little... what do you mean by "these"?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1261 on: August 19, 2013, 07:10:34 AM »
I'll put it this way - if we were going out for karaoke tonight, "it" would be "over".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1262 on: August 19, 2013, 07:27:20 AM »
I really can't tell.....there's too much cellulite in the way.

"Fat" is a bit harsh of word.....maybe plump or rounded instead.

Me no hablo engleeish.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1263 on: August 19, 2013, 07:36:54 AM »
Beauty comes from within and "your within" has a lot of room for beauty.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1264 on: August 19, 2013, 08:07:00 AM »
Woman: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
Man: "...er?"

or

"I don't believe that's possible, Dear."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1265 on: August 19, 2013, 08:10:24 AM »
If you ask me that and want an honest answer, we are not a match.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1266 on: August 19, 2013, 09:05:07 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 19, 2013, 04:35:32 AM
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK, YOU FUGLY WHALE

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1267 on: August 19, 2013, 10:39:46 AM »
Holy shit! A talking pig!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1268 on: August 19, 2013, 10:54:27 AM »
"Could this be the end.... is this the way I die?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1269 on: August 19, 2013, 05:36:08 PM »
..Maybe a little fatter than your sister."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1270 on: August 19, 2013, 05:58:44 PM »
I don't think I've ever heard jean buttons cry out in pain before
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1271 on: August 19, 2013, 11:41:51 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 19, 2013, 07:27:20 AM

Me no hablo engleeish.....

Yeah, knew this one was winning the moment I read it. It's not often I wish I was still married, but I would take one day of wedded bliss back just to see the reaction to this one.

You're up man...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1272 on: August 20, 2013, 07:42:06 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 19, 2013, 11:41:51 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 19, 2013, 07:27:20 AM

Me no hablo engleeish.....

Yeah, knew this one was winning the moment I read it. It's not often I wish I was still married, but I would take one day of wedded bliss back just to see the reaction to this one.

You're up man...

Oh wow.....cool! There were some real good ones here. And for the record, when my wife asks me things like that....I give her a long stare and tell her that's a no win question/answer and that she's a beautiful woman.


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Next Scene:
   Worst/strangest/most frightening etc etc...last words you hear your surgeon say as your anesthesia sets in and you drift away.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1273 on: August 20, 2013, 07:46:55 AM »
na na na, another one bites the dust...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1274 on: August 20, 2013, 07:51:16 AM »
I call dibs on the butthole!


Why do they call it a scalpel? This isn't what I use when I scalp people at all....


Jimmy, start filling the tub with ice. Bubba, find my cooler.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1275 on: August 20, 2013, 07:51:49 AM »
Remember that death is not the end, but only a transition.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1276 on: August 20, 2013, 07:52:37 AM »
If you see a light at the end of the tunnel, it's just a lens flare.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1277 on: August 20, 2013, 07:54:40 AM »
Alright everyone, get ready. Zydar said he'd be here in five to pick up the body.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1278 on: August 20, 2013, 07:58:33 AM »
What was this guy in here for? Appendicitis or Sex reassignment surgery?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1279 on: August 20, 2013, 08:01:22 AM »
Cheers
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1280 on: August 20, 2013, 08:14:59 AM »
Anyone else here as baked as I am?

... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Hey, you up in the gallery.  Put those Junior Mints down.



Not my submission, but of course I was instantly reminded of this.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1281 on: August 20, 2013, 08:26:44 AM »
I've got the weirdest boner right now!

I just scheduled this because he's got really good insurance.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1282 on: August 20, 2013, 09:11:09 AM »
Damn! I knew I forgot to take my epilepsy medication today. Oh well
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1283 on: August 20, 2013, 09:13:54 AM »
Quote from: Onno on August 20, 2013, 07:51:49 AM
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If you ever wish to come back, all you must do is open your eyes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1284 on: August 20, 2013, 09:21:46 AM »
You're gonna have the weirdest boner in a few minutes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1285 on: August 20, 2013, 09:58:33 AM »
Damn, that anasthesia got to him a lot quicker than it's hitting me, what a fucking lightweight.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1286 on: August 20, 2013, 10:04:49 AM »
I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1287 on: August 20, 2013, 10:07:43 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on August 20, 2013, 10:04:49 AM
I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV.

OH GOD
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1288 on: August 20, 2013, 10:10:00 AM »
OK nurse, you can take your finger out of my asshole now, and see if his airway is clear please.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1289 on: August 20, 2013, 10:11:35 AM »
Nurse, can you bring in those three Mexicans who are waiting in the hall?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1290 on: August 20, 2013, 10:14:16 AM »
"Hello everybody!!"

"Hello Dr. Nick Riviera!!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1291 on: August 20, 2013, 10:32:22 AM »
So my bitch wife wants $5000 a month alimony, and total custody of the kids. I tell ya, I'm ready to kill someone...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1292 on: August 20, 2013, 10:57:29 AM »
You know Betty, I'm still in shock that I beat all those malpractice charges.

Ok, cue the pron music.

How are we gonna have fun today?  Well, we are in Cleveland; it is steamy in here.  So....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1293 on: August 20, 2013, 11:29:30 AM »
Check this out. It's only as big around as a beer can, but it's long!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1294 on: August 20, 2013, 12:49:03 PM »
Pssst Nurse... he drove here in a Jag.. take his keys and go look for it in the parking lot.. hurry, he'll be awake in 3 hours..
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