Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164433 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1330 on:** August 23, 2013, 11:15:12 AM »

No, you're not the FOOD SLAVE....it's ....ugh....errr.....the neighbor. Yeah him.

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #1331 on:** August 23, 2013, 01:01:54 PM »

What? No way, of course I don't think I'm better than you in every way possible. I legitimately care about you and love you... unlike your dog Spot, who's obviously just a selfish fuck.

Elite · « **Reply #1332 on:** August 23, 2013, 01:08:36 PM »

~~"I love you."~~

edit: I should look at the replies first before posting..

lonestar · « **Reply #1333 on:** August 23, 2013, 02:42:48 PM »

But I could a sworn your leg was a scratching post.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1334 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:08:39 PM »

" I was NOT licking my asshole. I was not! I wasn't.......I was licking around it. On the outside. "

TempusVox · « **Reply #1335 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:09:30 PM »

" The dog tries to fuck me when you're not here. I swear!"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1336 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:13:20 PM »

"I watch you while you sleep to make sure you're safe."

Podaar · « **Reply #1337 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:24:17 PM »

That's no mine!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1338 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:32:43 PM »

You have bad breath because of your love of Funions.....not because I Pi$$ in your mouth when you sleep.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1339 on:** August 23, 2013, 03:35:40 PM »

I bet you wish you could lick your balls too.

Podaar · « **Reply #1340 on:** August 23, 2013, 04:42:06 PM »

Hutch?! I haven't been in your hutch. I have no idea how your stupid check book got chewed up. NOW FEED ME SLAVE!

That there is my preciousssss...my birthday present...my Margret-Elizabeth.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1341 on:** August 23, 2013, 07:02:12 PM »

Oh for sure. Loved that visit to the doctor person. Getting my temperature taken was the best part.

My nuts? Nah, I wasn't planning on using them anymore.

I absolutely love this bell around my neck. The sound it produces makes me feel like it's Christmas every day of the year!

I love the smell of litter in the morning.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1342 on:** August 23, 2013, 07:08:11 PM »

Fuck alarms. I'm your alarm.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1343 on:** August 24, 2013, 09:28:46 AM »

I'm fine! *hack hack*. No, really. *hack hack* Don't worry about *hack hack haaaaaaaccckkkkk ckchhh* me. :walksaway:

Oooohhh.... I just love the way you pull my tail.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1344 on:** August 24, 2013, 01:02:30 PM »

All great, but I guffawed at the Nitro comment. You up.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1345 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:45:24 AM »

Thanks Cozmo. Know your audience!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 12
gmillerdrake - 10
lonestar - 7
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Zydar - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

(edit to avoid repeating previously done idea)

New scene: Rejected kids' books.

Zydar · « **Reply #1346 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:49:51 AM »

I vow to love you, cherish you, provide for you, and be by your side - until your sisters' boob job is complete.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1347 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:54:16 AM »

I do until the new Halo game comes out then your on your own.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1348 on:** August 25, 2013, 09:04:18 AM »

Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 09, 2013, 09:44:13 AM

Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1349 on:** August 25, 2013, 09:08:04 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 25, 2013, 09:04:18 AM

Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 09, 2013, 09:44:13 AM
Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.

Thanks for pointing that out, jingle! So we don't get repeated answers, I guess I should change it.

New scene: Rejected kids' books.

AND IF THAT ONE HAS BEEN DONE, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1350 on:** August 25, 2013, 09:11:49 AM »

Linda Lovelace And The Case Of The Missing Pole.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1351 on:** August 25, 2013, 10:32:09 AM »

Optimus Prime: Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!! (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake

lonestar · « **Reply #1352 on:** August 25, 2013, 11:03:22 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 25, 2013, 10:32:09 AM

Optimus Prime: Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!! (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake

Fuck it, I'm out.

Zydar · « **Reply #1353 on:** August 25, 2013, 11:43:33 AM »

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1354 on:** August 25, 2013, 02:09:20 PM »

Green Eggs and Bukkake

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1355 on:** August 25, 2013, 03:36:04 PM »

Saggy, Baggy Tits

The Very Horny Caterpillar

Are You My Mother? (No need to change he title of this book

)

The Real Mother Goose (Please Stand Up)

Find Waldo's Dick

The Secrets of The Bunny Ranch

TempusVox · « **Reply #1356 on:** August 25, 2013, 03:45:45 PM »

How to Make a Plastic Bag Helmet

50 Fun Things to Do with Broken Glass

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Doug Was So Bad His Mommy Stopped Loving Him

Mommy and Daddy Have A New Baby To Love Now (Preparing Your Child For Your Newborn)

Yes, It's Bad To Be Different

The Kitty Loves the Microwave

The Fun Things Up On The Roof

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Why Daddy Will Die If He Cant Touch Your Special Place

Some Puppies Can Fly

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1357 on:** August 25, 2013, 07:45:32 PM »

Hide the Snake when Mommy's Away

Nancy Drew takes on The Hardy Boys

The Cat Between Mommy's Legs

TempusVox · « **Reply #1358 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:20:45 PM »

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

masterthes · « **Reply #1359 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:23:29 PM »

Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1360 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:27:02 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2013, 08:20:45 PM

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1361 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:27:52 PM »

Quote from: masterthes on August 25, 2013, 08:23:29 PM

Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

that's friggin funny

TempusVox · « **Reply #1362 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:43:59 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 25, 2013, 08:27:02 PM

Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2013, 08:20:45 PM
How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that

No back story... just being a wise ass.

lonestar · « **Reply #1363 on:** August 25, 2013, 10:48:01 PM »

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #1364 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:47:10 AM »

One Fish, Two Fish, The Red Fish Blew The Blue Fish

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164433 times)