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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2695 on: April 19, 2014, 12:38:32 PM »
Steak and BJ Day.  Wait... Let's rename it to 'Be Like Coz Day'

Honesty Day... where you can tell everyone what you really think.

Of course... Festivus.  Feats of strength and the airing of grievances.

Flatulance Day.  Loud and proud... perfect for birthday parties.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2696 on: April 20, 2014, 08:22:37 AM »
National piss everyone off day, just like everone does to me every other day.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2697 on: April 20, 2014, 10:10:00 AM »
Milan Lucic Day - sac anyone you want with impunity.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2698 on: April 21, 2014, 07:51:14 PM »
Gimme a couple more....I'll pic a winner in the morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2699 on: April 21, 2014, 08:01:49 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 20, 2014, 10:10:00 AM
Milan Lucic Day - sac anyone you want with impunity.

 :lol  Love it!

BTW  Look at the gif in the hockey thread.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2700 on: April 22, 2014, 02:43:13 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on April 19, 2014, 09:55:50 AM
National Pick It Day- On this day not only is it acceptable to "pick it" in public, but encouraged. Be it your nose, your ears, your ass, a scab, a zit, etc. It's considered good luck on this day to pick any of the same on anyone besides yourself too.

Something about this one intrigues me.....I think it's the ability to just pick someone else's stuff. It's just disturbing enough to take the Victory.....you're up Tempus!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2701 on: April 22, 2014, 07:58:08 PM »
Thanks Gary! I'd been in a "Scenes" slump

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New Scene: Bad "Roses Are Red" poems. Here is an example to get you started:

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't ever surprise,
Oscar Pistorius...

Okay, now GO!!
« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 11:52:45 PM by TempusVox »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2702 on: April 22, 2014, 08:26:41 PM »
Roses are red
Waffles are blue
I was going to have some fun
But I never knew!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2703 on: April 22, 2014, 08:27:36 PM »
Roses are red
Your chicken is cold
Fuck it
I'm an actor not a waiter.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2704 on: April 22, 2014, 09:29:04 PM »
Roses are Red,
Chemical Weapons can kill,
But aren't nearly as deadly,
As the a$$ hats on Capitol Hill.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2705 on: April 22, 2014, 09:31:08 PM »
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my poems make you wet, I think,
so let's go screw!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
but nothing's as great
as a really good brew!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2706 on: April 22, 2014, 10:13:44 PM »
Roses are red
My nuts are blue
Finish the chore
You cock teasing whore

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I lol'd real hard
At Luciens's card

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2707 on: April 23, 2014, 05:18:12 AM »
Roses are red
My nuts are blue
I like dicks
And so do you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jingle is a good fuck
If you can you are in luck



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2708 on: April 23, 2014, 05:13:07 PM »
Roses are red
with a bloody head
Violets are blue
Let's have a murder spree or two!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2709 on: April 23, 2014, 05:26:29 PM »
Roses are Red,
Like your vagina once a month.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2710 on: April 23, 2014, 09:39:35 PM »
Roses are red
Poems are hard
I can't finish this
Cause I'm a :neverusethis:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2711 on: April 24, 2014, 12:41:35 AM »
Roses are red
I hate rhyme
I love random questions
What is your favourite track 2 of the Rudess era played on an iPad between 5 and 9 minutes which hasn't been played live more than 37,8 times?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2712 on: April 24, 2014, 08:29:26 AM »
Roses are red
Like a dick on a dog
Violets are blue
Like my balls are too
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2713 on: April 24, 2014, 09:57:51 AM »
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Roses are red
Poems are hard
I can't finish this
Cause I'm a :neverusethis:

Winna! You sir, are up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2714 on: April 24, 2014, 03:22:10 PM »
Sweet, thanks TV!!!!


Next scene.....


While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2715 on: April 24, 2014, 04:04:13 PM »
Sanchez?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2716 on: April 24, 2014, 04:35:05 PM »
You missed a spot! *points at a tall spot in the grass of some random person's lawn*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2717 on: April 24, 2014, 04:55:38 PM »
You want to help, thank God! Ha ha. For a minute there I thought I was gonna get cornholed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2718 on: April 24, 2014, 05:54:50 PM »
Primo Pinto esse! Hey, is that Lonestar in the back seat?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2719 on: April 24, 2014, 05:57:43 PM »
No thanks Holmes. I don't need a new roof. I just have a flat tire.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2720 on: April 24, 2014, 06:01:26 PM »
Wow! How'd the three of you get across the border? The sign says No TRESpassing!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2721 on: April 24, 2014, 08:11:22 PM »
I'm Batman
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2722 on: April 24, 2014, 08:35:33 PM »
Wanna see my third nipple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2723 on: April 24, 2014, 08:41:14 PM »
A German says to wait here.......

If any of you is nicknamed 'Bean' would you mind giving me a jump?

Where's Jamal?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2724 on: April 24, 2014, 09:39:20 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on April 24, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Wow! How'd the three of you get across the border? The sign says No TRESpassing!

I'm sorry, but that pun is groan-worthy  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2725 on: April 24, 2014, 09:54:48 PM »
Is that a Prius?

Andale andale; eepa eepa

Don't you have some dishes to wash somewhere.

I appreciate the assistance, but ... And stop me if you've heard this one. Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?  You ever see a Mexican that didn't fuck things up the first time?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2726 on: April 24, 2014, 11:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on April 24, 2014, 09:39:20 PM
Quote from: TempusVox on April 24, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Wow! How'd the three of you get across the border? The sign says No TRESpassing!

I'm sorry, but that pun is groan-worthy  :lol

Thank you. I'll be here all week.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2727 on: April 24, 2014, 11:38:06 PM »
HAPPY VLASTO DAY!
 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2728 on: April 25, 2014, 08:41:05 PM »
Continuing with groanworthy puns (you're welcome Lucien!):

"Uhmm, three of you? Thanks for offering to help, but that's really taking it to the mex, don't you think?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2729 on: April 25, 2014, 08:53:40 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 24, 2014, 03:22:10 PM
While repairing a flat on the side of the highway, you are offered assistance from three Mexicans. You're response......

"Oh Gott sei Dank! Andere Ausländer! Ich hatte schon befürchtet, von einem Amerikaner überfallen zu werden!"

Translation: "Oh thank god! Other foreigners! I was afraid I was going to get mugged by an American out here!"
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