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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1015 on: February 17, 2011, 05:12:59 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1016 on: February 17, 2011, 05:14:46 PM »
Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1017 on: February 17, 2011, 05:19:15 PM »
*raises hand in support of Jack*


Good to see your having an excellent Thirsty Thursday Coz. :tup

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1018 on: February 17, 2011, 05:33:58 PM »
I feel great. I actually rolled the iwndow down and canked up thestereo on the way outta work today. Weather was awesome and the beerisgoing dwn like water.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1019 on: February 17, 2011, 05:34:58 PM »
And so it begins. :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1020 on: February 17, 2011, 05:43:49 PM »
And so it begins. :lol

Wishing I was with you Cozmo.
Yeah, I'm noticing the typing skills of Mr. Cozmo rapidly going downhill too, lucky bastard.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1021 on: February 17, 2011, 05:46:23 PM »
I sowish you guys werehere. Plus I'm postinf grom my phone, so that doesn't help.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1022 on: February 17, 2011, 07:09:27 PM »
I sowish you guys werehere. Plus I'm postinf grom my phone, so that doesn't help.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1023 on: February 17, 2011, 07:16:20 PM »
That's one of the best durnk posts I've read in a while.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1024 on: February 17, 2011, 07:23:59 PM »
Sweet Jesus, I'm gonna get laid.  Now that I'm on a keyboard, despite being 300 sheets to the wind, I still have the presence of mind to be able to type worth a shit.  I :heart Jack Daniels.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1025 on: February 17, 2011, 07:29:25 PM »
Sweet Jesus, I'm gonna get laid.  Now that I'm on a keyboard, despite being 300 sheets to the wind, I still have the presence of mind to be able to type worth a shit.  I :heart Jack Daniels.
I knew you were way too much of a veteran to type like that on a keyboard.  Still keeping the sig though. :)

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1026 on: February 17, 2011, 07:37:41 PM »
No sweat.  It's almost like a badge of honor for me at this point. :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1027 on: February 17, 2011, 07:49:53 PM »
Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.

If you have not tried Gentleman Jack yet, then you need to immediately get to the liquor store and get some, post-haste.  So. Fucking. Good.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1028 on: February 17, 2011, 07:52:06 PM »
Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.

If you have not tried Gentleman Jack yet, then you need to immediately get to the liquor store and get some, post-haste.  So. Fucking. Good.

It's on my to-do list, definitely!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1029 on: February 17, 2011, 07:54:30 PM »
Charcoal filtered once before and once after aging.  Simply awesome.  It'll be worth it.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1030 on: February 17, 2011, 10:51:49 PM »
Its amazing how good a beer and a shot taste after a hard twelve hour shift.  :hat

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1031 on: February 18, 2011, 05:16:48 PM »
I think I'm in love
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1032 on: February 18, 2011, 06:03:00 PM »
I think I'm in love

Oh god tell me abt it bro.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1033 on: February 18, 2011, 07:56:28 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1034 on: February 18, 2011, 08:42:18 PM »
Weeeell thats it you guys

I love her. I love her more than anything and it hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER not having her here with me and its virtaully impossible for her to visit me and I want to go back to her. I love her so much it not even funny... What should I do to overcome this infinite grieff??????

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1035 on: February 18, 2011, 08:46:55 PM »
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*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: I'm talking about your sig. Your post was just utter rubbish. Diahhrea, even
« Reply #1036 on: February 19, 2011, 02:01:07 AM »
Words of wisdom, that.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: More like Turd Crapley
« Reply #1037 on: February 20, 2011, 01:09:36 AM »
Penguin!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1038 on: February 20, 2011, 01:19:20 AM »
Hey, guess what

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Re: Smock!
« Reply #1039 on: February 20, 2011, 01:20:27 AM »
What?
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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« Reply #1040 on: February 20, 2011, 01:22:06 AM »
Smock!

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Re: So... Fleshlights?
« Reply #1041 on: February 20, 2011, 01:23:57 AM »
I think I might be too drunk for this.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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« Reply #1042 on: February 20, 2011, 01:26:30 AM »
You seem perfectly coherent for perfectly coherent for this for this.

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« Reply #1043 on: February 20, 2011, 01:31:49 AM »
Fuck your palindromes, James.

You're awesome, but fuck your palindromes.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: Changing titles DOES add a weird sensation of Power
« Reply #1044 on: February 20, 2011, 01:50:54 AM »
Whahappened to the other posts involving LHK's Title Changes?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1045 on: February 21, 2011, 08:09:24 PM »
Man I just had a great evening drinking with the girl I have a huge crush on.

Sadly I won't see her for a while. :(

Oh well the beer was great.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1046 on: February 21, 2011, 10:51:20 PM »
Not drunk right now, but I am enjoying a very wonderful and very cold bottle of Yuengling  :)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1047 on: February 21, 2011, 11:10:49 PM »
Not drunk right now, but I am enjoying a very wonderful and very cold bottle of Yuengling  :)
Good man. That's one of my favorite beers.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1048 on: February 22, 2011, 12:00:46 AM »
Its friday  night for me, and I went to the bar to chew bubblegum and get really fucked up, and I just ran out of bubblegum. Cheers, bitches.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1049 on: February 22, 2011, 02:35:59 PM »
I am well drunk thanks please cheers. How are you doing?