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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1155 on: April 26, 2011, 09:39:21 PM »
So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me.  :sadpanda:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1156 on: April 26, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me.  :sadpanda:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1157 on: April 28, 2011, 07:37:34 PM »
So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me.  :sadpanda:

The "blackout in a can" reputation didn't come from people who only drank one, so don't worry. I even saw a guy chug like three out of a beer bong and he was... well yeah he blacked out.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1158 on: April 29, 2011, 06:12:51 PM »
IVE BEEN DRINKING BUT IM SO MAD AT THAT TOWING COMPANY THAT TOWED MY CAR I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT....AHHH I WASN'T EVEN PARKED ILLEGALLY YET YOU CHARGE 191 DOLLARDS FML....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1159 on: April 30, 2011, 12:33:34 AM »
I so DTF right now...




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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1160 on: April 30, 2011, 02:15:38 AM »
I quite durnk.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1161 on: April 30, 2011, 02:47:41 PM »
Haha I really should have been in here yesterday, I was pretty darn drunk.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1162 on: April 30, 2011, 03:18:00 PM »
I am drinking tonight  :biggrin:







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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1163 on: April 30, 2011, 03:28:34 PM »
Haha looks like you've got a good night coming up ahead of you  :biggrin:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1164 on: May 07, 2011, 04:54:26 PM »
Welp, lots of wine!!!! YES

Tursn out i'm better at sketching when i'm drunk because I pay real attention to the little details!

I went to the local pub that my worst enemy from primary school got stabbed in, it was a shithole but i cant say i'm sorry he got STABBED

Also red wine is deliciosus. I wonder if this will cause my first hangoevr ever.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1165 on: May 12, 2011, 11:37:55 PM »
holy sheett im drunk bc i don't have to work tomorrow. someone talk to me now that i am highly intoxicated. im not even lying.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1166 on: May 13, 2011, 08:21:57 PM »
Great night, been to Rail Ale festival...many boozes and more, Can't be arsed to type no more

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1167 on: May 14, 2011, 12:52:01 AM »
oh hi guys
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1168 on: May 14, 2011, 12:59:04 AM »
Y hallo.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1169 on: May 14, 2011, 02:51:41 AM »
oh hi guys

Oh dayum gurl u back on DTF holla at ya boy dawg


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1170 on: May 24, 2011, 05:49:25 PM »
DEAR HELLO.

Quite profoundly drunk, cheers.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1171 on: May 25, 2011, 02:00:48 AM »
Me Want Cigs....haha its benjamin on drunks....PoW is the best song ever...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1172 on: May 28, 2011, 06:20:55 PM »
Drinking jenga is the greatest drinking game ever.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1173 on: May 28, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »
S b  it's now twenty to 6 and I'm pretty pfucking ghone, bveen drinking since ab oiuyt 5 yesterday, won £160 on the fooptyh, thanksyou barcelna!  r sqw

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1174 on: May 29, 2011, 12:06:32 AM »
Guys it's been a fucking wh8le siunce I've haven't been that drunk we were three and we dranck four pichet of ephemere aux casis and it was the fucking greatsest beer I have drank in my entire life.


So drunk right now wow, and yes I'm form quebec yeah
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1175 on: May 29, 2011, 12:07:15 AM »
I had so much fun writting this post ahahah wow so drunck
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1176 on: May 29, 2011, 12:13:51 AM »
I cant sleep right now when I close my eyes It feels like im doing backflips wooooooooooooo backflips wooooooo
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1177 on: May 29, 2011, 12:20:31 AM »
quadruple posty yeahhhh drunk wuadruple poist yayayayaya
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1178 on: May 29, 2011, 03:25:03 AM »
So I was being designated driver tonight, and this fucking idiot barfed all over my passenger seat area. I just spent 45 minutes cleaning the car at 4:30. I'm so pissed off that now I need a drink so I can sleep goddamnit.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1179 on: May 29, 2011, 05:18:06 AM »
I often think I want to start drinking again. Perhaps I'll make a poll next time and let DTF decide.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1180 on: May 29, 2011, 11:45:25 AM »
Drinking jenga is the greatest drinking game ever.

So I heard from a 1am text  :P

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1181 on: May 29, 2011, 11:51:09 AM »
Oh wow was it really 1 in the morning then? I thought it was like 11 :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1182 on: May 29, 2011, 11:52:51 AM »
Just checked, it was twenty past midnight  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1183 on: May 29, 2011, 11:54:39 AM »
lulz

But seriously, it was epic. We actually managed to get it to the point to where there wasn't a single block that it was even physically possible to remove without it falling over, and we were all properly trashed whilst doing it. Drunk motorskills FTW
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1184 on: May 29, 2011, 11:56:10 AM »
Haha impressive

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1185 on: May 29, 2011, 01:58:53 PM »
Oh jeez, computers need to have a breathaliser or something that stops you using them when you're wasted. Got absolutely smashed last night, was out drinking for a mates birthday anyway and then won £160 on the football so continued drinking till about 6am. Today I have a Barce-hangova.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1186 on: May 30, 2011, 05:13:40 PM »
Oh jeez, computers need to have a breathaliser or something that stops you using them when you're wasted. Got absolutely smashed last night, was out drinking for a mates birthday anyway and then won £160 on the football so continued drinking till about 6am. Today I have a Barce-hangova.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1187 on: June 04, 2011, 12:01:12 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1188 on: June 04, 2011, 04:01:19 AM »
I'm just going to say this, don't go camping and drinking at the same time. Especially not if you start drinking before you set up your tent. On a slope. So you wake up with a crick in your neck, curled up in the corner of the tent and unable to move because everyone's sliding to that corner. Cheers slope.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1189 on: June 04, 2011, 11:43:54 AM »
:lol Sounds like you had fun.
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