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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #980 on: January 18, 2011, 04:41:04 PM »
might i recommend Sailor Jerry rum.  it's smooth as hell and 92 proof.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #981 on: January 21, 2011, 09:07:31 PM »
drtunk at 11:07?

WAT
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #982 on: January 22, 2011, 09:25:38 PM »
Watching "Burn After Reading" with a few people.

"I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit".

Seriously, Brad Pitt's character makes the movie work.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #983 on: January 22, 2011, 11:54:51 PM »
2nights ins a row!

hell yeah
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #984 on: January 29, 2011, 12:58:55 AM »
I knew I'd be psoting here at some point.

drunk and listening to Sepultura :metal :metal :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #985 on: January 29, 2011, 01:07:18 AM »
Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #986 on: January 29, 2011, 01:16:34 AM »
Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
Don't puke bro.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #987 on: January 29, 2011, 02:51:38 PM »
Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
Don't puke bro.

what are you talk... what are you... wha - :puke:

Nah, I'll be alright, thanks though :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #988 on: January 30, 2011, 08:06:30 AM »
So it's 3pm and I'm well on the wqay, had a couple cans and some Absolut vokda (pear flavour) which I've been drinking straight from a highball glass, fuckin hate vodka, so ea\ch time I take a drink I feel a bit queasy and once that goes away I feel even more drunk. I think. Off to see Born of Osiris and Protest the Hero tonight, shouyld be absolutely battered by the time doors open  :metal

I made a discovery the other day too. I quit smoking weed a few years ago, but i was drinking some King Cobra (the EU brand, not the US version) and it gave me the exact same feeling as smoking used to. I know alcohol is a downer but I felt giggly and happy, rather than 'monged.' And goddamn if Wildboyz isn't the funniest thing in that state

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #989 on: February 07, 2011, 06:06:30 AM »
there is truly no other combination like good music and good drink.  :hat
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #990 on: February 10, 2011, 04:45:10 PM »
Doctor prescribed vocal rest, but he didn't prescribe BEER rest. WOOHOO!!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #991 on: February 10, 2011, 05:54:10 PM »
I'll be back later tonight!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #992 on: February 10, 2011, 06:35:50 PM »
WENT TO A VODKA BAR, WAS AMAZING! PALMA VIOLET VODKA FTW

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #993 on: February 10, 2011, 10:40:05 PM »
FUCKING. wasted.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #994 on: February 10, 2011, 10:58:49 PM »
I AM A GUY
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #995 on: February 10, 2011, 11:02:34 PM »
Secured another interview. Drinking to be hopeful!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #996 on: February 10, 2011, 11:08:24 PM »
WONDERFUL. GOOD LUCK!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #997 on: February 10, 2011, 11:08:45 PM »
METS WS CHAMPS 2011

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #998 on: February 10, 2011, 11:12:40 PM »
hahaha even when I'm drunk that's a sick fucking joke.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #999 on: February 10, 2011, 11:13:35 PM »
Haha. We suffer together, dude. But think about it, the expectations are so low that if they pull of anything great it's us that'll be laughing.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1000 on: February 11, 2011, 02:35:40 PM »
pretty darn drunk on cheap jug wine and teh beer. 18:00 hangover, here I come.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1001 on: February 11, 2011, 11:35:17 PM »
We're NOT DRUNK ENOUGH. WERE NOT DRUNK ENOUGH
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1002 on: February 11, 2011, 11:43:57 PM »
Won't have my first drink for another hour. Damn later eaters. :(

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1003 on: February 12, 2011, 12:44:50 AM »
EVEN DRUNKER THAN BEFORE

FUCKING DRUNK
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1004 on: February 12, 2011, 03:24:57 PM »
EVEN DRUNKER THAN BEFORE

FUCKING DRUNK

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1005 on: February 17, 2011, 04:20:52 PM »
6 drafts in under 2 hours. Great weather today and I'm feeling so fucking good.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1006 on: February 17, 2011, 04:23:23 PM »
hello, durnks.  :heart
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1007 on: February 17, 2011, 04:27:01 PM »
Yay!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1008 on: February 17, 2011, 04:30:54 PM »
Damn east coasters, being drunk while I still have 7 hours of work ahead of me.  :censored

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1009 on: February 17, 2011, 04:34:54 PM »
It's only going to go down hill fromm here. Jack Daniels awaits at home.

The hot pepper parmesan chunky garlic wings were pretty fucking good also.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1010 on: February 17, 2011, 04:35:38 PM »
I'm having a beer, chilling and having a good time.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1011 on: February 17, 2011, 04:36:09 PM »
East coaster reporting for duty.  1 Harpoon Celtic Ale down.....many to go.  :laugh:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1012 on: February 17, 2011, 04:50:27 PM »
Jack has ALWAYS been my friend. Always will be. It's soooooo good.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1013 on: February 17, 2011, 04:52:08 PM »
Jack Daniels is disgusting. In fact, all whiskey is disgusting. BEER FTW
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1014 on: February 17, 2011, 05:00:49 PM »
FAIL.   JD is the fucking bomb. You just haven't had enough of it.