Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 286316 times)

alirocker08 · « **Reply #1190 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:17:22 PM »

Don't get me wrong, it was great! Drinking from 4 till midnight, I got a whole bottle of wine to myself <3 It was just the bit when we all ran out of booze and had to go to bed that I didn't like :')

Moral of the story: Don't camp, go to people's houses. Preferably one with a nice sofa

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1191 on:** June 04, 2011, 04:38:48 PM »

GOT SUM OF DAT CISCO AND WILD IRISH ROSIE WHADDUP

BUM BOOZE

robwebster · « **Reply #1192 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:48:22 PM »

HOWDY DICKHEADS!!!

This is the closest I've ever been to not being able to spell. But, fortunately, if I close my right eye I can see everything clearly, allowing me to type COHERENTLY omg!!!!

God I'm drunk. I just won an award. Hence the drink.

PS I do not want to know who was fired from the Apprentice tonight. Yet. Last week it was brilliant. My two favourites got fired, but it was SO surprising. RIP Vince Dinosaur and Ellie Reed. You were brilliant and lovely respectively.

bout to crash · « **Reply #1193 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:11:31 AM »

I drank with The Texas PIrate. That's ight. Fuck I can't tye. Ahhhhhh!

It's been an amzing week. Got to see two new states and the pacific ocean. Got to see Blackfield and hang out with Nate and Alex. Graduated from fucking grad school... and now this. Just strike me down, Thor. I don't know if it can get any better.

axeman90210 · « **Reply #1194 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:19:11 AM »

Quote from: bout to crash on June 09, 2011, 02:11:31 AM

I drank with The Texas PIrate. That's ight. Fuck I can't tye. Ahhhhhh!

It's been an amzing week. Got to see two new states and the pacific ocean. Got to see Blackfield and hang out with Nate and Alex. Graduated from fucking grad school... and now this. Just strike me down, Thor. I don't know if it can get any better.

Are you referring to the god or your cat

bout to crash · « **Reply #1195 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:40:26 AM »

Neither. I'm referring to the sexy motherfucker who played him in the movie. Jesus christ.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #1196 on:** June 11, 2011, 04:00:19 AM »

Going out again tonight. This time, we're not camping, but we're in the garden with plenty of food, alcohol and a working toilet. About 5 or 6 of us are staying for the after party, ie holing ourselves up in the shed with more food, alcohol, and sleeping bags.

Why do I always go out more when I have revision to do?

Arch Benemy · « **Reply #1197 on:** June 12, 2011, 06:00:13 PM »

Ah jeez. It's 1am uK time and I just got home, and I'm a Godfather now! My Godson is the most awesome kid, but his mum is portugese and those dudes take this shit pretty serously, so i've been drinking for about 10 hous. Then I fell asleep on the bus and had to cabbit home. Wouldn't be so bad, except I'm suppost to be in work at 6.30, meaning I've gotta be up at 5., I suspoect I'm going to be late.

MetalMike06 · « **Reply #1198 on:** June 13, 2011, 10:50:10 PM »

First time at a karaoke bar, I was able to totally destroy "Don't Stop Me Now"

LCArenas · « **Reply #1199 on:** June 15, 2011, 02:12:47 AM »

HIGH ON ALCOHOL, VACATOINS JUST COMMENCED

BOY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT TONIGHT, JUST PASSED EXAM, SEMESTER, EVERYTHING'S ALRIGH

STILL I FEEL LIKE SHIT, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO RECOVER THE FLAME WITH HER, CAUSED HER SO MUCH PAIN, IT FUCKING KILLS ME INSIDE

YEAH YEAH EMO KID WHATEVER IT'S TRUE DEAL WITH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION WEHN DRUNK

MajorMatt · « **Reply #1200 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:24:57 PM »

I am increasingly drunk, once again I love Samuel Smiths.

However, I feel that tomorrow I will be more so, and thus making more posts here

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1201 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:57:29 PM »

Quote from: alirocker08 on June 11, 2011, 04:00:19 AM

Why do I always go out more when I have revision to do?

Because drinking with friends is ALWAYS the thing to do and is a more favorable alternative to virtually any other thing short of being with a significant other until you wake up some day in your twenties and slowly start getting it outta your system.

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #1202 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:17:47 AM »

Is the DUNK thread really on 3rd page.

Nah...this is Benjamin pretty buzzed off of Henney and buddah...i know, cheap beer, but it was what was given...ya know, right...well. thought i say what is up DTF

erik16 · « **Reply #1203 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:40:27 AM »

Hey guys! When you get drunk (let's say mildly, some wine, some beer, some rum/coke/vodka shakes) do you often recover quickly. Cos it's been three times in a row that I've got quickly drunk and then gone back to sober in 1-2h.

Not drunk at the moment. Will be later I gyess.

LCArenas · « **Reply #1204 on:** June 23, 2011, 09:51:31 PM »

SOUND AWAKE MIGHT JUST BE ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL THE PAST DECADE

bout to crash · « **Reply #1205 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:41:47 AM »

aHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE DUST IN MY SOUL

Nic35 · « **Reply #1206 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:57:13 AM »

so we can always be arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund

drunkdrunkdrunk whwhwhwwh

Portrucci · « **Reply #1207 on:** June 29, 2011, 05:44:04 AM »

Good evening. Do you have any viognier

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1208 on:** June 30, 2011, 06:52:53 PM »

Drinkin some of the worst Argentinian box wines ever for the sole purpose of shitfacedness. Wish me luck.

ricky · « **Reply #1209 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:43:05 PM »

im drunk.

just thought id point that out ight.

zxlkho · « **Reply #1210 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:44:26 PM »

inb4Zack

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #1211 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:51:46 PM »

hooooooly shit im so drunk right now

zxlkho · « **Reply #1212 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:52:21 PM »

inafterZack

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #1213 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:56:34 PM »

li ke i cant even see straign

zxlkho · « **Reply #1214 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:12:49 PM »

From an IM conversation, talking about total GYBE plays on last.fm

Quote from:

Zack Penka:52 total
Zack Penka: plus the 4 more from this album
Zack Penka: so 58

deeeeeeeerp

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #1215 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:15:00 PM »

its true. i love thjis badn

Gadough · « **Reply #1216 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:40:57 PM »

I think we should start a thread where drunk Zack gives advice to serious life problems. Whenever Zack is drunk we would bump the thread and ask something like

Dear Drunk Zack,

Sometimes it burns when I pee. Also, I think I'm sexually attracted to my neighbor's fencepost. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Inflamed and Aroused

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #1217 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on July 04, 2011, 11:40:57 PM

I think we should start a thread where drunk Zack gives advice to serious life problems. Like, whenever Zack is drunk we would bump the thread and ask something like

Dear Drunk Zack,

Sometimes it burns when I pee. Also, I think I'm sexually attracted to my neighbor's fencepost. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Inflamed and Aroused

you should totally drink some kool aid and fuck that post till the motherfucking redeemers come home.

Gadough · « **Reply #1218 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:43:59 PM »

Thank you, Drunk Zack! I'll do that!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1219 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:48:17 PM »

Dear Zach,

I keep drinking Febreze straight from the container and I consequently go blind for a few hours afterward. Why is my milk bad?

Yours always and free,
Jamesmann

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #1220 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Jamesman on July 04, 2011, 11:48:17 PM

Dear Zach,

I keep drinking Febreze straight from the container and I consequently go blind for a few hours afterward. Why is my milk bad?

Yours always and free,
Jamesmann

well the milk is bad because the date says a date that is either today or older than todayu. therefore

your milk. is not high quality.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1221 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:06:23 AM »

My milk. Is not high quality.

It all. Makes sense now.

Thanks. Quad.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1222 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:29:20 PM »

FRED BAMP

i so durnk. dammit. whoa.

bout to crash · « **Reply #1223 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:18:57 AM »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ronnibran · « **Reply #1224 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:00:54 PM »

Been drinking too much. .. And watching some Harry Potter films to lead up to the series finale next week! Right now watching the Half Blood Prince. . .

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

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