The official DTF "drunk" thread

[lonestar]

Just checking in, if you havn't figured it out all ready.

[Global Laziness]

Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...

Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.

[dongringo]

Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...

Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.

^ This is not good!

[Zydar]

I'm curious, what song was it?

[zxlkho]

In other news: teh hangover.

[Global Laziness]

I'm curious, what song was it?

Something I apparently improvised.

[XianL]

Lol, you guys are hilarious.

[Fuzzboy]

Drank A LOT last night. Luckily two hours before leaving home, I drank about 3 or 4 full cups of water so I'm actually feeling pretty fresh ATM 

[Global Laziness]

Just heard the message because she saved it. I sang the Max Power song (from The Simpsons) with her name instead.

[zxlkho]

I MUST HEAR THIS

[Global Laziness]

I MUST HEAR THIS

Is there a way to record Skype conversations? Because that's the only way I can hear it; she lives in a different city.

[Global Laziness]

Drunk at 5 am on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning? Yeah, that's how I roll.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I beer.

[Global Laziness]

Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!

[ricky]

i'm almost drunk. i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk", but I am definitely intoxicated. something tells me when i wake up tomorrow im going to log on and be like, "Seriously Ricky?"

when im drunk ill post again tonight.

[Fuzzboy]

i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.

[ricky]

i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.

haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?

[Ben_Jamin]

"Where you drive to far and start seeing Stuckys?"  Haha...Family Guy

[Fuzzboy]

i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.

haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?

Whoops! I forgot to add in that my drunk posts are written pretty well. Ironically enough, I was sober when I forgot to add that in.

[Marvellous G]

Awesome drunk night last night, a bunch of us ended up getting shirtless in our friend's awesome shed (don't worry, the gender ratio was 50:50) and dancing to LCD Soundsystem's newest album badly.


BUT I WAS MEANT TO BE THE SOBER ONE, WHY AM I INCAPABLE OF DOING THAT

[Global Laziness]

I posted this in the Skype thread, but whatever:

Tonight at 8:00 pm EST, in honour of his birthday, Ryan/zklkho and I will be having a drink off. A solid fifteen minutes of drinking to see who will be the champion. The American is too afraid to do longer than fifteen minutes so you'll have to settle for that. Everybody tune in on Skype! My name is jacob.scott89 for anyone interested.

[Marvellous G]

I'm in the tipsy thread, at least.

[ricky]

im pretty sure i am officially drunk.


finally.

[TL]

Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!

Also known as a Bon Jovi Friday!

On another note, I tried Sake earlier. That shit really sneaks up on you. It's like, "Oh, this is alright. It's not all that strong, so let's try it all of the ways suggested on the back of the label (heated to various temperatures, chilled, etc)". Next thing you know, you're wondering why the room is spinning.

I will say, it's definitely a very different buzz than what I get from most things. Similar, but there's a definite distinction.

[MajorMatt]

Yep, i think this thread descrinesbe s me.

Just got in 3:05am, 11 beer bongd and 10 regualrs beers later - got a good buzz goin' 

Got stopped by the police on the way home, i was walking a friedn baxk but left slightly after so i was running to catch him, they asked 'there a fire somewhere?' t which i replided 'no just trying to catch upo with a friedn' when i eventually did he was caeryin hi laPYOPN, n they asked 'that lapytop stoledn lads?' to hwich i replied 'no' so they drove off. rateghr strange encounder wih the law

Yoyud guys good?

[ricky]

respek.

[Global Laziness]

Cool story Matt.

[LCArenas]

COOL
STORY
BRO



Seriposuly had beers tonight, not so drunk, almost there. Hiya!

[Fuzzboy]

bump becaues i deserve to post in this here dadgum thread

[ricky]

holy sheet im so drunk now someonew talk with me.

[sonatafanica]

exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead

[ricky]

exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead

not deep enough for me to care.

SO YOU HAVE ACCEPTED, MY PROTEGE...good luck.

[Gadough]

'Sup Ricky.

[ricky]

'Sup Ricky.

Gadough <3.

was hatnin, big daddy? lets continue this in the chat thread ight? was new with you?

[Marvellous G]

YO DTF.

Pnly tipsy, but for some reaosn finding it harder to play guitar than when I'm properly drunk.