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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1120 on: April 03, 2011, 03:21:13 AM »
Just checking in, if you havn't figured it out all ready. :hat

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1121 on: April 03, 2011, 11:22:47 AM »
Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...

Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1122 on: April 03, 2011, 11:24:27 AM »
Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...

Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1123 on: April 03, 2011, 11:24:58 AM »
I'm curious, what song was it?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1124 on: April 03, 2011, 11:27:34 AM »
:rollin :rollin


In other news: teh hangover.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1125 on: April 03, 2011, 11:31:10 AM »
I'm curious, what song was it?

Something I apparently improvised.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1126 on: April 03, 2011, 11:46:49 AM »
Lol, you guys are hilarious.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1127 on: April 03, 2011, 02:01:59 PM »
Drank A LOT last night. Luckily two hours before leaving home, I drank about 3 or 4 full cups of water so I'm actually feeling pretty fresh ATM  :)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1128 on: April 03, 2011, 02:21:47 PM »
Just heard the message because she saved it. I sang the Max Power song (from The Simpsons) with her name instead.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1129 on: April 03, 2011, 02:32:02 PM »
:rollin :rollin

I MUST HEAR THIS
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1130 on: April 03, 2011, 02:42:00 PM »
:rollin :rollin

I MUST HEAR THIS

Is there a way to record Skype conversations? Because that's the only way I can hear it; she lives in a different city.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1131 on: April 14, 2011, 02:03:35 AM »
Drunk at 5 am on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning? Yeah, that's how I roll.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1132 on: April 14, 2011, 05:06:38 PM »
I :heart beer.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1133 on: April 14, 2011, 09:14:46 PM »
Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1134 on: April 14, 2011, 11:54:30 PM »
i'm almost drunk. i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk", but I am definitely intoxicated. something tells me when i wake up tomorrow im going to log on and be like, "Seriously Ricky?"

when im drunk ill post again tonight.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1135 on: April 15, 2011, 12:39:17 AM »
i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1136 on: April 15, 2011, 12:41:13 AM »
i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.

haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1137 on: April 15, 2011, 01:11:23 AM »
"Where you drive to far and start seeing Stuckys?"  Haha...Family Guy
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1138 on: April 15, 2011, 01:13:53 AM »
i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",

Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.

haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?



Whoops! I forgot to add in that my drunk posts are written pretty well. Ironically enough, I was sober when I forgot to add that in.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1139 on: April 15, 2011, 06:20:29 AM »
Awesome drunk night last night, a bunch of us ended up getting shirtless in our friend's awesome shed (don't worry, the gender ratio was 50:50) and dancing to LCD Soundsystem's newest album badly.


BUT I WAS MEANT TO BE THE SOBER ONE, WHY AM I INCAPABLE OF DOING THAT

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1140 on: April 15, 2011, 07:58:20 AM »
I posted this in the Skype thread, but whatever:

Tonight at 8:00 pm EST, in honour of his birthday, Ryan/zklkho and I will be having a drink off. A solid fifteen minutes of drinking to see who will be the champion. The American is too afraid to do longer than fifteen minutes so you'll have to settle for that. Everybody tune in on Skype! My name is jacob.scott89 for anyone interested.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1141 on: April 15, 2011, 03:57:25 PM »
I'm in the tipsy thread, at least.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1142 on: April 15, 2011, 04:32:29 PM »
im pretty sure i am officially drunk.


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1143 on: April 15, 2011, 08:00:30 PM »
Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!
Also known as a Bon Jovi Friday!

On another note, I tried Sake earlier. That shit really sneaks up on you. It's like, "Oh, this is alright. It's not all that strong, so let's try it all of the ways suggested on the back of the label (heated to various temperatures, chilled, etc)". Next thing you know, you're wondering why the room is spinning.

I will say, it's definitely a very different buzz than what I get from most things. Similar, but there's a definite distinction.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1144 on: April 15, 2011, 08:10:27 PM »
Yep, i think this thread descrinesbe s me.

Just got in 3:05am, 11 beer bongd and 10 regualrs beers later - got a good buzz goin'  :)

Got stopped by the police on the way home, i was walking a friedn baxk but left slightly after so i was running to catch him, they asked 'there a fire somewhere?' t which i replided 'no just trying to catch upo with a friedn' when i eventually did he was caeryin hi laPYOPN, n they asked 'that lapytop stoledn lads?' to hwich i replied 'no' so they drove off. :P rateghr strange encounder wih the law

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1145 on: April 15, 2011, 08:17:06 PM »
respek.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1146 on: April 16, 2011, 07:42:17 AM »
Cool story Matt. :P
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1147 on: April 17, 2011, 12:57:49 AM »
COOL
STORY
BRO



Seriposuly had beers tonight, not so drunk, almost there. Hiya!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1148 on: April 24, 2011, 03:10:15 AM »
bump becaues i deserve to post in this here dadgum thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1149 on: April 24, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »
holy sheet im so drunk now someonew talk with me.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1150 on: April 24, 2011, 10:28:08 PM »
exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1151 on: April 24, 2011, 10:29:12 PM »
exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead

not deep enough for me to care.

SO YOU HAVE ACCEPTED, MY PROTEGE...good luck.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1152 on: April 24, 2011, 10:35:03 PM »
'Sup Ricky.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1153 on: April 24, 2011, 10:36:42 PM »
'Sup Ricky.

Gadough <3.

was hatnin, big daddy? lets continue this in the chat thread ight? was new with you?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1154 on: April 25, 2011, 12:25:19 PM »
YO DTF.

Pnly tipsy, but for some reaosn finding it harder to play guitar than when I'm properly drunk.