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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Polishing off some Knob Creek. Drink a little more and that sounds kind of provocative.
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I barely remember making this threadl
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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I barely remember making this threadl
:rollin
You started the thread fifteen minutes before posting your response. You must sober up fast.
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He had a moment of clarity.
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I was soooooo drunk last night!
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OH MAN I WAS SOOOOOO SOBER LAST NIGHT IT WAS CRAZY
wait....
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OH MAN I WAS SOOOOOO SOBER LAST NIGHT IT WAS CRAZY
wait....
HOLY SHIT ME TOO MAN!
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I'm not drunk now but last night was out of control, I drank way to much, well I know my limits now, and I still had a good time.
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wtf u gouys need to drink mote often hammered beyond belief anbd still posting
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Hey guys. I played a game tonight, had to wear a woman's bra. My friend gave me hers, it wasn't clean, she just threw me the one she was wearing. Many pictures were taken.
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TTIUWP*
*zepp-head only applies
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WEEEEEEEEEE
I <3 vosdka
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I'm not DRUNK anymore but still a bit tipsy. Had some shit with goose in the name from IL at this bar in NYC that has like 60+ beers on tap. The place was a little eh but I really enjoyed the beer!
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I wanna drink with you all, dammit. I'm as sober as a math-teacher with new-found herpes right now. It being morning here kinda helps. Ians drunken rampage makes me wanna drink alot tonight.
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A DTF gathering at a bar would be fucking amazing.
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A DTF gathering at a bar would be fucking amazing.
This should happen...Would be really cool. Impossible, though
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A DTF gathering at a bar would be fucking amazing.
This should happen...Would be really cool. Impossible, though
has happened, was awesome
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Yeah, but...If I'm ever in the states we all drink. That's a threat.
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Yeah, but...If I'm ever in the states we all drink.
Hell yeah we do :metal :metal :metal
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Haha. Aren't you incredibly hung over!? Still, the urge to get shitfaced is strong in you. I WANT YOUR POWERS!!!
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:lol Nah I'm not too hungover, just a lil bit.
(https://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hangovercat.jpg)
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:lol
Yes, I have drank with DTF members quite a few times!
Anyway, today my stomach is angry with me for eating a whole 12 inch sub and drinking two beers yesterday. Ughhh.
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Finished a bottle of Bacardi 151 last night at a mates party. Not a good idea :-\
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SKISHKOBAB
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Come saturday, I'll be a drunk fucker.
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T minus 4 days till Amanda's graduation party...
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On April 19 I celebrated 8 months sober. :hat
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tomorrow is Sping Fling, celebrated yearly the day after classes end in the spring... I may well be ripped by noon
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tomorrow is Sping Fling, celebrated yearly the day after classes end in the spring... I may well be ripped by noon
Let me know once you are, then I'll get you to win me some poker again.
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Cinco de Mayo today...this thread should be hopping.
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Cinco de Mayo today...this thread should be hopping.
Physics midterm in two days FTMFL
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:lol
Yes, I have drank with DTF members quite a few times!
Anyway, today my stomach is angry with me for eating a whole 12 inch sub and drinking two beers yesterday. Ughhh.
doesnt that get awkward? Just meeting with all the people you talk to online, like, "i had no idea you looked like that!"
*awkward*
lol
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Nah, we all know Jackie from the pic threads. We've always had good times at meetups. The 4/1 radio city one was epic and a half.
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Nah, we all know Jackie from the pic threads. We've always had good times at meetups. The 4/1 radio city one was epic and a half.
:sadpanda: Damn west coast...
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doesnt that get awkward? Just meeting with all the people you talk to online, like, "i had no idea you looked like that!"
*awkward*
lol
I thought that once. At a pre-concert meetup. The guy I thought "woah I didn't know he looked like that" about
is now my husband.
:P Meetups are a GOOD thing.
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Meetups are cool.
Let's all meetup in chicago and get plastered.
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you get an oprah show about dtf, we'll all show up to get plastered.
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I remember when I used to get drunk and post on DTF. Everyone hated me.
Fun times.
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How about you all come out to California, where it isn't cold as balls?
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How about you all come out to Norway, where polarbears are tasty?
You meant this right?
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How about you all come out to Norway, where polarbears are tasty?
You meant this right?
No.
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Ass!!
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:-*
Sorry, but Cali > Norway
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Weather-wise perhaps.
A meet up would be cool.
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Yeah it would. I want to go visit europe at some point, maybe study abroad, so if I get to I'll stop in Norway and chill. :hat
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Likewise in Cali, bud. I mean, we couldn't chill in Cali....Cuz itt not chylli!
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psh California is the most chill place in the world. :hat
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Alright then! I'll come over someday. Not today tho.
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:sadpanda:
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Throw me some money!
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I has no money.
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You and me both.
Fuck, I'm sober and sleepy. WTF am I doing in here. See you all when I'm drunk.
You sleep beautifully, Sigz.
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You sleep beautifully, Sigz.
wat
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He's saying "g'night, sleep well".
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:facepalm: That makes sense.
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I want a meet up. Soon.
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:facepalm: That makes sense.
Because I was NOT watching you sleep last night.
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Let's see, excams are over, and i just came back from the bar with my friend. in the course of one hour 3 yuenglings, and two shots of jaeger later, i'm feeling pretty good. Not drunk, but not sober enough to correct the grammar/spelling of this post. Feeling good! Rep DTF!!!
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as many on the boards know i am a raging alcoholic...i've finally reached my breaking point...i found out from a friend that if my company tested me and i turned a positive i could have been fired by coming out and saying i need help they can't fire me..i'm starting the process on Monday of getting myself check into an inpatient program
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Wow, good luck with that.
I just had my end-of-semester celebration Wacko, but am not drunk.
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mmm right on the edge pf drunk/buzzed
its gonna be a good night
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(https://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hangovercat.jpg)
This pretty much describes my morning. Man I did not plan on getting that drunk last night.
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Alcohol sucks.
Especially when your best friend drinks so much she almost gets alcohol poisoned. And to get something good out of it you try to make her tell you a secret she's been maliciously hiding from you for a year. And when she just is going to get to the point... she loses track of her story and stops.
I was so frustrated...
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Drunk drunk drunk. O.S.I when drunk is very cool.
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24 hours from now... good times ahead...
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Might even get drunk tonight too. I'm a graduate in high school this year, and it's a Norwegian tradition for every student to wear red pants and celebrate excessively every single day. It's called being a "russ" and it's very fun. Those who really take this period seriously group up and buy a bus, decorate it (inside and outside. Often expensively), and buy the biggest set of of speakers ever seen, and roll around town tormenting people. Seriously. Veronica, you'll know what I'm talking about!
One can get away with alot of shit in school. You even get a pinecone glued to your red hat if you have sex in the woods. That's one of many marks you can earn in this four-week long period. It rules. So I'm going out with my girl drinking again and then she's staying the night later! But this isn't the lonely hearts club. :P
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I intend to be completely plastered when i next post in 4 hours
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I'm a graduate in high school this year, and it's a Norwegian tradition for every student to wear red pants and celebrate excessively every single day. It's called being a "russ" and it's very fun.
Those who really take this period seriously group up and buy a bus, decorate it (inside and outside. Often expensively), and buy the biggest set of of speakers ever seen, and roll around town tormenting people. Seriously. Veronica, you'll know what I'm talking about!
One can get away with alot of shit in school. You even get a pinecone glued to your red hat if you have sex in the woods. That's one of many marks you can earn in this four-week long period. It rules.
Everything about this post wins so hard it's sick.
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Wtf :lol :lol
Why red pants??
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Today's hangover for me. Dammit, I feel awkward :millahhhh
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Wtf :lol :lol
Why red pants??
the better question is, why not red pants. I think I'm going to see about buying some
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I already have a pair of red Dickies, and now I know what I'm wearing to graduation...
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Nice li'l buzz .. on my 3rd glass of Barefoot merlot.
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Nice li'l buzz .. on my 3rd glass of Barefoot merlot.
lightweights...i just finished off a half of a 1.75 liter of scotch and jus t cracked the next bottle...true...but honestly i dont want anyone too end up like me ...please drink in moderation alcholism sucks
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Amanda s grad a[prty -= fucking win. So any fun things, horshoes, volleyball, food, firend failyk, vodka, runm, smirnottff, good ties all aound, best night Iv'e had in a long tie, probably since new yhaerars eve,
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Graduation parties are usually awesome. The best one I went to had it's own T-shirt plus since the dad owned a bunch of Sunoco stations he snagged a Slushie machine. So that + full contact ultimate frisbee+ booze.
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Wtf :lol :lol
Why red pants??
the better question is, why not red pants. I think I'm going to see about buying some
Well duuh!!!
I don't know honestly.
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Especially when your best friend drinks so much she almost gets alcohol poisoned. And to get something good out of it you try to make her tell you a secret she's been maliciously hiding from you for a year. And when she just is going to get to the point... she loses track of her story and stops.
I was so frustrated...
:lol
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I'm graduating tomorrow and I just drank a bunch of wine :D
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Congrats... I refuse to get drunk on a regular monday.
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so drunk right now, i think i may spoil album content with people.
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And then we'd be spolt.
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I CAN POST IN THIS THREAD NOW. YAY!!!!!!
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how about NOW?
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The CozMeister has returned, albeit briefly, for a drunken flyby. Revel in the awesomeness that is me. :metal
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The CozMeister has returned, albeit briefly, for a drunken flyby. Revel in the awesomeness that is me. :metal
THE COZMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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whoa, coz. where'd you go?
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Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't get around these parts anymore, but don't fear, I'll be in from time to time. Just been working and trying not to let DTF consume the wealth of my time.
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This is for Cozmo:
(https://imgur.com/evk8v.jpg)
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I AM HERE DTF
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One of my flat mates is pissing me off to the max. I'm so close to knocking him clean the fuck out. Actually.
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I AM HERE DTF
YES BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Not really drunk...but I pounded several sequential beers in a row while watching British Sitcoms on youtube. :metal
Drinking a bottle of water now to rehydrate a bit.
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I pounded several sequential beers in a row while watching British Sitcoms on youtube. :metal
ugh, yeah, you'd have to.
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I pounded several sequential beers in a row while watching British Sitcoms on youtube. :metal
ugh, yeah, you'd have to.
:(
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British humour > American humour
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it's too sophisticated for me.
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British humour is an oxymoron.
And yes, I'm an oxymoron. Great comeback. tard
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My parents had a bbq yesterday and I showed up with a 1.75 liter bottle of pomegranate vodka. (I'm not into the whole pomegranate craze but the flavored vodka is amazing).
Anyway I wound up killing almost half of the bottle by myself.
Yeah. It was a rough night. But somehow whenever I go to my parents house it winds up being a rough night- my parents and their friends drink like fish and I try to keep up but I never can. :lol
I hurt so bad right now.
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I'm four days into being 21 and I've decided not to drink at any parties for a while due to various circumstances. FML.
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Finished exams. Pub crawled back home from the exam venue. Tackled the mid afternoon hangover. Got drunk again. Relatively sober again now.
What a day!
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Im offically drink
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I'll be drink tonight too! (that's ten hours to wait) but alas, without internet.
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drunk again. drank lots of gin. thankfully it didnt make me as randy as it usually does. did make me drunk, felt like going on the roof was a bad idea for a while but the fresh air did me good
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Official Cozmo Thursday Drunk Flyby
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My best friend turned 21 yesterday and we're celebrating tonight. So I'm pretty sure I'll be posting here later tonight.
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Woohoo, watermelon margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 beers in, only 2 more in the fridge :sadpanda:
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ohhh gawd
I'm pretty pretty drunk.... just saying...
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I forgot to post back here last week. Because I got drunk...like...more drunk then I've ever been. I was numb, couldn't really think or speak properly...I was good and screwed up. Puked in my friends bathroom...then when I was stumbling home at five in the morning and i puked nice and good on some grass outside.
Not doing that again for a loooong time. I usually don't go pat my limits unless it's a very special occasion...which it was.
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This is my first post here. I just got lucky with a girl. I dont know what to do... We just hanged up...
Im drunk.
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Go stand on a mountain and shout it out. What to shout? I don't know.
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I had two martinies, a shot of Crystal Skull, a glass of wine, and a beer. I don't have the time to read through the thread, just to make my presence known. God bless alcohol.
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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After a couple of beers and glasses of apple cider (freakin' good stuff) I think I'm allowed to post in this thread.
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Most things apple flavbor are just delicious.
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That particular cider, it's like, apple juice with alcohol. Impossible not to get drunk if you start drinking it, it's too good.
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Sounds tasty. What's the combination exactly?
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Magic Hat #9 and Thursdays rule. I love summer!!!!!
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Magic Hat #9 and Thursdays rule. I love summer!!!!!
Dude, that's a Thursday thing for me and my coworkers too! I had 3 tonight :D
My favorite caps of the evening (something like this):
"The world's hopin' for a mind that's open"
"Raise hopes not fears"
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I'm off to drink!! :metal:
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i'm bumpig this... i'm drinking right now because i'm pissed i know that's not good but I won't sleep if i dn't have alcohol...
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And no one is on to share in my pissiness... that mades me a sad panda
:sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda:
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Haven't been drunk in awehile. But my sister is in town and we were hanging out. I guress I can type ok, so I'm not that bad...but I havent een this buzzed i a couple months.
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I drank heavily last Saturday and wasn't here to make you guys feel my durnkiness :sadpanda:
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I was fiching this afternoon, drank somewhere between 14 and 16 beers, I just feel assleep for forty five minutes sitting sown in the shower. :facepalm:
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i'm bumpig this... i'm drinking right now because i'm pissed i know that's not good but I won't sleep if i dn't have alcohol...
don't make this a habit for getting to sleep. its what ended getting me in detox/rehab
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Sam Summer = Awesome.
:coolio
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got back from strip clubn..... drunk fright now.
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I will drunk frighten you!!!
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NECROTHREEAAADDDDDDD
WEEEEEEE
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HGHAAAA!!!1 I just made a post in the chad thread about how couldn't find this thread. But I found it!
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oh god i needed this soooo badlt after rtdoys midterm yay
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One of my friends from Toronto was in town yesterday, so a bunch of us got together and decided to celebrate with some 151 (among other refreshing beverages). At one point, we were walking around downtown Halifax, and my Toronto friend decided he wanted to see the top of Citadel Hill (the highest point in Halifax, with a historical military fort turned tourist attraction on it). Turns out he actually meant the top of the hill, which is fenced off. This didn't stop him.
Was a fun night, and interesting to say the least.
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hgii dtf! =)
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I HAVE SUBWAYS, COOKIE, AND WHISKKEY
BRING IT ON DTF
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:corn
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It's worn off, anticlimactic night.
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:sadpanda:
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Wait til November 11th, a holiday. I have off from EVERYTHING and will be celebrating it rightly.
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Man, I cannot believe I started this thread.
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DTF = Drunk The Fuck
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:lol :lol
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DREAM THEATER FORUMS !!!!!!!! i WOULD MAKE SWEET LOFVE TO ALL OF YOU IFi COULD!!!
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WE WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU CHINO
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You know, for all the times I'm drunk on the forum, I don't think I ever find my way to this thread. :lol
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Is you referencing yourself or all of DTFR??
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We are DTF, Chino.
BANANANANANANANANANANNANANAAAAAAANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WE WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU CHINO
To be one hudred percent honest... I am nto sure if I am flatterrred or disgusted. This seems to ne a common trend at DTF
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You know, for all the times I'm drunk on the forum, I don't think I ever find my way to this thread. :lol
I always say I am going to post in here after drinking.,.. I always forget or pass out befrore I can.... but not tonight. Just pulled 3 numberts at a party!!! WOOOO!
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5 glasses of wine, two beers (paulener hefeweizen i SO copy/pasted that), and one Mike's hard lemonade. I is drunk. I is happy.
Wooty patooty.
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Here I am.!
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DREAM THEATER FORUMS !!!!!!!! i WOULD MAKE SWEET LOFVE TO ALL OF YOU IFi COULD!!!
Maybe you did, but we're all to drunk to remember.
Woah, that is some zen shit right there.
Anyway, I just got back from an impromptu drunk jam session with my band. Good times. As it turns out, jamming, 151, and a few assorted beers/coolers go quite well together.
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:D :D :D :D
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Okay. I really don't know what happened...This is the first time I've ever experienced something like this...I really just woke up at 3pm, still somewhat tipsy, sleeping on the floor next to the couch...not remembering even what I did after a certain time. I don't even remember getting ready for sleep...Wow. Wtf happened. This is really the first time it's ever been like this. I am so confused.
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Yeah, it's always really weird when you don't remember certain parts of the night, and especially when you don't remember how/when you got to the spot you woke up in.
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Okay. I really don't know what happened...This is the first time I've ever experienced something like this...I really just woke up at 3pm, still somewhat tipsy, sleeping on the floor next to the couch...not remembering even what I did after a certain time. I don't even remember getting ready for sleep...Wow. Wtf happened. This is really the first time it's ever been like this. I am so confused.
That happends to me occasionally. I can remember the entire night except for going home/to sleep. It's really weird.
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Apparently I pissed my pants too. No joke.
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:lol
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I'm only tipsy and it's already goign aeay so I don't think I really belong in here. :laugh:
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I'm only tipsy and it's already goign aeay so I don't think I really belong in here. :laugh:
nah, you're fitting right in :lol
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well i definteyl belonmg herew weeeeee
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ROCK!
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I'm only tipsy and it's already goign aeay so I don't think I really belong in here. :laugh:
nah, you're fitting right in :lol
I actually kept on correcting my spelling too until I saw "goign aeay" and said fuck it. :lol
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Yeah, there's just a point where you give up on the spelling thing. It starts to hurt.
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https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=7380.0
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https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=7380.0
:lol :lol :lol
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hiiI!!I!I!!!!
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I just don't get drunk like I used to.
Is if bad that I can finish 12 tallcans of whatever (usually coors light) and still be lookin for more?
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I just don't get drunk like I used to.
Is if bad that I can finish 12 tallcans of whatever (usually coors light) and still be lookin for more?
Yes.
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I wish I could post in this thread while shitfaced. Too bad when I get home at 3:00 in the morning, my first thoughts aren't "oh shit DTF".
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I wish I could post in this thread while shitfaced. Too bad when I get home at 3:00 in the morning, my first thoughts aren't "oh shit DTF".
it should be
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I just don't get drunk like I used to.
Is if bad that I can finish 12 tallcans of whatever (usually coors light) and still be lookin for more?
well it's certainly bad that you can bring yourself to drink 12 Coors Light :P
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:lol
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Yeah, I think it's intervention time. Bill, you bring the Brooklyn/Magic Hat and I'll bring some tasty Colorado shit.
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Heeeeeeeeeeey
Man I'm hungry.
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HELLO CLEAVLAND!!!!
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it was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than yesterday
(metal emoticon)
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the fact I have the last two 2 posts in this thread scares me
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Lol i think oyure good at scarijng people :xbones
jeff Dujnham rule 34 GO!!! :metal :metal :coolio
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Oh Jesus... don't ever mix orange soda and rum. I'm not drunk at all... just wanted to share that. Poor college kids will do anything...
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I ctually had to search to find this theread. I am watching tosh point oh. This show is funny. I love dtf. You need a phone that gets you.... according to the alst commercial! I just head the love of your life is at 1-866..... I missed the rest. lol
facepalm
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:lol Chino...
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Oh Jesus... don't ever mix orange soda and rum. I'm not drunk at all... just wanted to share that. Poor college kids will do anything...
Interestingly enough, before seeing your warning, I decided to try mixing Bacardi 151 and Jones Orange & Cream. Someone is on their way back here right now with coke to mix with, but I didn't feel like waiting.
For future reference, your suggestion is a good one.
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On a Sunday TL? I hope you're not thinking of drinking too hard ;)
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I got shit housed last night and still have a ridiculous headache. The fuck?
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On a Sunday TL? I hope you're not thinking of drinking too hard ;)
One of the greatest things about film school is almost always having a three or four day weekend. :biggrin:
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Space Invader told me it existed. I was gonna be asking people otherwise. How are the forums doing on this loverly drunken night? It's tough to type it all right the first time when you;re drunk from the Dante partty at King;s!!
EDIT: NOw at 1:49 am: I;m still drunk but good night guys!
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Tipsy, but not drunk. Had a lotof beer, btu dnot dr=eally drunk. (Mill Brwery Organic? Hmm)
And jesus, found two girls that may liek me in on night. Hot dog. :metal
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Tipsy, but not drunk. Had a lotof beer, btu dnot dr=eally drunk. (Mill Brwery Organic? Hmm)
And jesus, found two girls that may liek me in on night. Hot dog. :metal
Mill Brewery? The hell?
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Yeah the hell :metal
Albertan Brewery I think. They were lumped at the same table as Big Rock (definitely Albertan), anyway. Beerfest at the Alehouse ftw.
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(https://www.humorhaus.com/images/hh-caturday.jpg)
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I'll be back soon with very bad grammar and spelling.
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*salutes*
god speed and good luck. I plan on having a few beers later, but shouldn't need to come to this thread
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It's starting to hit me, but my spelling and grammar and general movement is not being too much affected.
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Gonna finish off my Dogfishhead Chicory Stout before heading down and disgracing the good name of beer with several Brubakers.
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it has hit me, i forgot that alcoohol settle s at the bottom of a mixed drink
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I certainly wish I was drunk now, would make these undergraduate finance exams much more fun to grade :lol :lol
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I'm going to to a karaoke bar, gonna be pretty loaded later, peace.
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Hellooooooooooo thread
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I got a standing ovation!!!
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That could be either really good or really bad :lol
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I'M DRUNK!!!!!
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I feel bad about this, I feel really bad about this...... Just, just let me feel bad about this!
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One thing puzzles me about this thread: who would get drunk and then post on this forum? In other words, who would get drunk all alone?
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One thing puzzles me about this thread: who would get drunk and then post on this forum? In other words, who would get drunk all alone?
:facepalm:
When most people post, I assume it's because they got back from the bar or a party and are still drunk. They weren't drinking soley for the purpose of this thread.
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One thing puzzles me about this thread: who would get drunk and then post on this forum? In other words, who would get drunk all alone?
:facepalm:
When most people post, I assume it's because they got back from the bar or a party and are still drunk. They weren't drinking soley for the purpose of this thread.
Yap.
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:lol Me fail
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Man, yesterday was the third day in a row of drinking heavily. That's when it stops being fun. Especially when the morons bring out the shots.
rumborak
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man, I don't really ever fuck with shots anymore, unless I'm out celebrating something. Nothing but quality beer for me :metal
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Well, after yesterday I am now of legal drinking age. Got pretty retarded last night, I intended to post in this thread but totally forgot to.
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I saw you'd posted here at 9:24 AM and the first thing I thought was "Damn, that dude is f*ckin' hardcore!"
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Well, after yesterday I am now of legal drinking age. Got pretty retarded last night, I intended to post in this thread but totally forgot to.
:lol i was allowed to drink earlier than you and i'm only 16 :P
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Well, after yesterday I am now of legal drinking age. Got pretty retarded last night, I intended to post in this thread but totally forgot to.
:lol i was allowed to drink earlier than you and i'm only 16 :P
That was not my first time being drunk.... just drunk legally.
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Well, after yesterday I am now of legal drinking age. Got pretty retarded last night, I intended to post in this thread but totally forgot to.
:lol i was allowed to drink earlier than you and i'm only 16 :P
That was not my first time being drunk.... just drunk legally.
I know that :facepalm:
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Reading through this thread :rollin
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22.38 units last night.
My new game, use this app https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/tips-and-tools/drink-diary/ (https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/tips-and-tools/drink-diary/) to try and beat your previous high score
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I know I've never been drunk on here, but drunk texts are just as awesome. One I sent the other night at about 2am:
Ane tghe winmer goesto CINNAMONM BUNS!! STarqing rob the awesnme directedd by Jackd danhlβ!
Needless to say, I spend so much time and concentration on trying to spell cinnamon buns that I cock-blocked myself. A girl came up to me in the place I was in a started flirting, saying I was hot, blah blah blah and I just went "Thankssssss..." and decided I'll continue the conversation with her after I worked out how to drunk spell cinnamon correctly. Must've been a while as she disappered, and looking for her wasn't an option on the grounds that I couldn't really see :lolpalm:
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It's always fun the next day trying to decipher what the fuck your own drunken texts to people actually say.
Also, me and my good friend hundred proof vodka would like to say how awesome film school scheduling is. Tonight and tomorrow are scheduled in their entirety to writing a script my group finished a couple weeks ago. So basically, I have a night of drunken bullshitting with other drunken film students ahead of me.
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Hey! DTF! Yeah I'm talking to you.
Sup?
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It's always fun the next day trying to decipher what the fuck your own drunken texts to people actually say.
Also, me and my good friend hundred proof vodka would like to say how awesome film school scheduling is. Tonight and tomorrow are scheduled in their entirety to writing a script my group finished a couple weeks ago. So basically, I have a night of drunken bullshitting with other drunken film students ahead of me.
May I ask where you study in Halifax? I'm not familiar with the film school(s).
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It's always fun the next day trying to decipher what the fuck your own drunken texts to people actually say.
Also, me and my good friend hundred proof vodka would like to say how awesome film school scheduling is. Tonight and tomorrow are scheduled in their entirety to writing a script my group finished a couple weeks ago. So basically, I have a night of drunken bullshitting with other drunken film students ahead of me.
May I ask where you study in Halifax? I'm not familiar with the film school(s).
Certainly.
NSCAD, the Nova Scotia College of Art and Design. It actually surprised me that there was a film program as good as the one I'm currently enrolled in in Nova Scotia.
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Interesting, I wouldn't have suspected NSCAD included a film College. Everyone I know are studying electrical systems or business management. I suspected CFAT would be the only institution that might include a film school.
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i am not only drunk
i am drunk to the point that i am labouring under the BLATANTLY false impression that it's a good idea to post in the drunk thread. when really all this fine thread is is a plea for attention, and so a complete waste of time and indeed money.
"LOOK AT ME, IM DRUNK, ITS SO FUNNY HURRRR"
god what a waste of internet.
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disclaimer: you are all significantly sexier than me and i love you for it.
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:-*
I'm not drunk yet, but I'm en route on the express train
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disclaimer: you are all significantly sexier than me and i love you for it.
Not true.
Well, I am. But have you seen the rest of this lot?
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disclaimer: you are all significantly sexier than me and i love you for it.
Not true.
Cheers babycakes :-*
In my defence, this being a progressive rock message board, I think it goes without saying that any compliments about personal appearance should be treated with extreme skepticism. This rule applies all the more so when said compliment is delivered by someone who just stumbled in to declare that this thread is a "waste of internet."
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grahhh durnk on teh interntes
i was at my fiends house and their neihbor was over and she was really cute and we started watllkng but then she mentioned she had a boyfriend and i was like FFUFUUUUUUUUU
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So, there's this girl. Having problems w/ the situation now, so drinking. Updates as I keep going...
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Much calmer now. Sorry to clutter the thread...
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HALLO GUYS HOW'S IT GOING!?!:!?!?!?!!? UNLIKE NICK I CAN STILL SPELL.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Unlike Reapsta, me and my good friends John Jameson and Canada Dry can still capitalize properly.
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duuuude im fuckng drukn. so iz my girlfrnd :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
anyway i watned to say black goat si blakc
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:lol :lol
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Lol, hay guys. A little drunk, still at home, going out to a pub later on, muahahaha, :tup
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Interesting, I wouldn't have suspected NSCAD included a film College. Everyone I know are studying electrical systems or business management. I suspected CFAT would be the only institution that might include a film school.
Are you sure you're not thinking of NSCC or something? I wasn't even aware NSCAD has a business program.
Then again, I never checked.
Most of the people I know taking business here are St. Mary's (where, coincidentally, I studied Political Science for a year before deciding to do film).
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Hwy. this is XianL's hot, drunk female friend. We're going dancing now, he will see you in the morning, when he is less drunk. Bai :3 <3
:heart
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Hwy. this is XianL's hot, drunk female friend. We're going dancing now, he will see you in the morning, when he is less drunk. Bai :3 <3
:heart
Ummmmmmmm...... :huh:
Good for you XianL and his female friend?
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I'm very sorry, she ninja'd my computer while I was away.
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I'm very sorry, she ninja'd my computer while I was away.
I demand pictures as recompense!
Now!
:P
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Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!
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I'm very sorry, she ninja'd my computer while I was away.
I demand pictures as recompense!
Now!
:P
SHE KNOWS I POST HERE, NO WHERE IS SAFE!!
not that I would, anyway. Perv :P
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I'm very sorry, she ninja'd my computer while I was away.
I demand pictures as recompense!
Now!
:P
SHE KNOWS I POST HERE, NO WHERE IS SAFE!!
not that I would, anyway. Perv :P
You aren't save Xain? Run! Run far!
:lol
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Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!
Back off Rob, she's mine!
Along with Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer...
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Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!
Back off Rob, she's mine!
Along with Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer...
Christ, you've got good taste. I was saying to a friend just the other day, what Kristen Bell doesn't know about being hot isn't worth knowing.
But yeah, Zooey didn't ask me out in the end. Disappointing. I guess she got all self conscious. I am, after all, staggeringly attractive.
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Or maybe because she was waiting for the even more attractive guy (aka me) to show up. :P
But, yeah. Those girls are unbelievably hot. They could kick the ass of any Megan Fox any day of the week.
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Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.
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Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.
Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".
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Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.
Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".
Megan Fox is the kind of girl you would do, but you wouldn't be proud of it, and you'd want to get tested the next day.
Anyway, it's Friday and my plans have been canceled due to excessive snow on the roads. Entertain me, internet!
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WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuengling Lager and JAvk and Coke. I was ja mmin to Blue Collar Man on my way home from dirnking. :meatl
Ooops. EDIT :metal
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Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.
Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".
Yeah but:
(https://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Megan+sizzling+campaign+shows+sexy+underwear/2437976/2433533.bin?size=620x400)
https://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Megan+sizzling+campaign+shows+sexy+underwear/2437976/story.html (https://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Megan+sizzling+campaign+shows+sexy+underwear/2437976/story.html)
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Ouvh that;s hot as balls.
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It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.
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It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
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It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.
When did you meet Megan Fox in real life? I'd like to hear that story.
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Ow my head.
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Ow mine.
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
Sounds like a good evening to me :D, although my "good evening" involved substantially more alcohol and women. Two shots of tequila, honestly I don't think I could have handled it.
Putting effort into this spelling and punctuation, I will not have a repeat of last time :hat
I hope you all ate having as good a night as I have ;D
Perfect
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I spent tonight drinking 6 long island iced teas with a fine woman at a bar tonight, quite a successful night indeed. goodnight DTF!
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I might show up here tonight really late after birthday celebrations.
Future Orcus: o/
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Future Orcus: o/
:lol :tup
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.
Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.
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'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?
I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.
Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.
Yeah, with my other shows (Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother) on break, I needed something new.
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Last Saturday was my company's annual holiday party. I drank a liter of rum in just over a half hour. I woke up on my couch the next morning and didn't remember even arriving at the party, let alone being there.
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timmyhiggy here reporting for drunkenness.
Drank lots of wine and lots of beer, just had a chicken doner with lashings of chili sauce. my poor arse tomorrow...
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::vomits and slowly backs out of thread::
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Future Orcus: o/
*\o
After awhile some of my friends offered to take me out later until "I blacked out". I went until they explained that they were whale hunting. My roommate and I quickly departed.
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???
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I approve. MORE SHENANIGANS!
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I had beerses and Vodka before posting in this thread. HORRAY FOR ME!!!
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
I'm exactly five feet tall, so you can imagine how easy it is to get my drunk, haha.. :lol
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.
I'm such a lightweight.
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.
I'm such a lightweight.
Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.
I'm such a lightweight.
Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.
TWICE!
And maybe.
We'll see.
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My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.
I'm such a lightweight.
Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.
TWICE!
And maybe.
We'll see.
Yeah, twice in one weekend, which is what I said.
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
I'm down for that.
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
:| And you wonder why I'm concerned about you guys giving Volk ideas? You guys are.........so scary......
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
Don't start it yet, wait until the night is upon us.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
No no, she can post where ever she wants. I like how this discussion is taking place across so many threads.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
You'd be DEAD in three minutes. :P
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
You'd be DEAD in three minutes. :P
We could be in for it mates.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
You'd be DEAD in three minutes. :P
We could be in for it mates.
Pssh, only the lightweights.
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
You'd be DEAD in three minutes. :P
We could be in for it mates.
Yeah, everyone drink at least somewhat responsibly. I dont' want anyone go nuts and dying and the police coming to take me away. :police:
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What we should do one weekend night is set up a livestream with some random movie/concert and drink/watch/chat. Maybe a drinking game based around Score?
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I think we need a chat thread dedicated for Rina to post in any everyone else to drink from.
What was the last part? :huh:
Sigh. Whenever you post in one certain thread we all do a drink.
If it's EVERY thread the game will be over and we'll all be passed out in 5 minutes.
You'd be DEAD in three minutes. :P
We could be in for it mates.
Pssh, only the lightweights.
That'd probably be me. I'm assuming one drink is enough to make me completely lose my ability to think clearly, and two would be enough for me to be unconscious for the rest of the night.
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What we should do one weekend night is set up a livestream with some random movie/concert and drink/watch/chat. Maybe a drinking game based around Score?
Every time JLB puts up his hand to hit a note?
Or MP spits?
LETS DO IT!
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YES
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What we should do one weekend night is set up a livestream with some random movie/concert and drink/watch/chat. Maybe a drinking game based around Score?
This would actually be amazing. Although I would imagine that living streaming a Dream Theater DVD would run the risk of being, y'know, illegal.
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Well you can set up livestream of a movie and they won't really care. Or we could just simultaneously watch it and chat through something else.
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Well you can set up livestream of a movie and they won't really care. Or we could just simultaneously watch it and chat through something else.
Alright this is a good plan. Next weekend anyone?
Rina's game will take this one, and the word needs to spread.
Sigz, care to organize? I'll help you promote if we can figure out a system.
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Well you can set up livestream of a movie and they won't really care. Or we could just simultaneously watch it and chat through something else.
Alright this is a good plan. Next weekend anyone?
Rina's game will take this one, and the word needs to spread.
Sigz, care to organize? I'll help you promote if we can figure out a system.
I'm curious as to how I keep committing to these things.
(Btw, if I don't show up something went horribly wrong)
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I'm down for helping out as well, if I can.
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Yeah, I'll start up a thread. And I'll have to get some alcohol, seeing as how I am not yet 21. Oh the joys of America.
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
:| And you wonder why I'm concerned about you guys giving Volk ideas? You guys are.........so scary......
That's just my twisted humor, trust me, I got this idea of "rape" from Volk and a post he made on how much he wish he could own a unicorn.
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Yeah, I'll start up a thread. And I'll have to get some alcohol, seeing as how I am not yet 21. Oh the joys of America.
Rina does not approve of underage drinking.
Rina approves of this message.
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Yeah, I'll start up a thread. And I'll have to get some alcohol, seeing as how I am not yet 21. Oh the joys of America.
Yeah, that must be pretty ridiculous. Drinking age in Canada in 19 (18 in a few rogue provinces), but a lot of people start drinking at 15 or 16. I was 17 when I started drinking.
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
:| And you wonder why I'm concerned about you guys giving Volk ideas? You guys are.........so scary......
That's just my twisted humor, trust me, I got this idea of "rape" from Volk and a post he made on how much he wish he could own a unicorn.
I don't feel relieved for some reason... :|
And what post what that? :huh:
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IM DRUNKK SO IM POSTING HEREEEEE
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Yeah, I'll start up a thread. And I'll have to get some alcohol, seeing as how I am not yet 21. Oh the joys of America.
Yeah, that must be pretty ridiculous. Drinking age in Canada in 19 (18 in a few rogue provinces), but a lot of people start drinking at 15 or 16. I was 17 when I started drinking.
Yeah, fortunately I live in a college town, so it's not like getting alcohol is a huge ordeal, it's just a minor hassle. Handle of Jameson here I come. The thread's up too.
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IM DRUNKK SO IM POSTING HEREEEEE
Go away, you're interrupting our conversation. :lol
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
:| And you wonder why I'm concerned about you guys giving Volk ideas? You guys are.........so scary......
That's just my twisted humor, trust me, I got this idea of "rape" from Volk and a post he made on how much he wish he could own a unicorn.
I don't feel relieved for some reason... :|
And what post what that? :huh:
:lol :lol You're too fun to mess with. I'll leave this be so it can torment your mind.
-hug-
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From the looks of the icy thread, this thread may get raped long and hard until it bleeds on its white satin sheets.
:| And you wonder why I'm concerned about you guys giving Volk ideas? You guys are.........so scary......
That's just my twisted humor, trust me, I got this idea of "rape" from Volk and a post he made on how much he wish he could own a unicorn.
I don't feel relieved for some reason... :|
And what post what that? :huh:
:lol :lol You're too fun to mess with. I'll leave this be so it can torment your mind.
-hug-
(I wonder if you guys have realized I over-post simply because it seems to be my trademark now. If no one had said anything, I'd be posting 82% less, lol)
:|
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if you guys want a fun drinking game, try drinking every time someone says fuck in Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
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Not drunk, just tipsy from some cheap Kentucky whiskey/cherry coke. Can't really go wrong...
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BILL AND SIR BRADFORD GO HERE: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=9978.0
GOGOGOGO
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Holy fuck, nobody posts in here for like a week and then I make one post about my head floating and there's like a whole nother page now :lol
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I'm cancelling the thing on saturday @ 9. A few people has expressed severe annoyance at my posting a lot, so I'm gonna lie low for a while.
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Yeah, that's what you said a few hours ago...and 200 posts ago...
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Yeah, that's what you said a few hours ago...and 200 posts ago...
'Cept then no one was actually really annoyed, so for the sake of not being an Iain, I'm gonna post way less. (Didn't think that would actually offend anyone.. ???)
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Posting about laying low because of overposting=worse than overposting
People are just messing with you!
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Posting about laying low because of overposting=worse than overposting
People are just messing with you!
Adami and 73109 are clearly both annoyed. Besides, I have a life (I rarely ever have days off like this), and I was only posting so much as a gag. So it's no biggie. :D
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I'm cancelling the thing on saturday @ 9. A few people has expressed severe annoyance at my posting a lot, so I'm gonna lie low for a while.
I'm not annoyed at it, but it isn't surprising that people cannot handle some forum fun and averted attention.
Geez, this is like the life cycle of a controversial forum member on speed.
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I think you should start a new thread about not posting so much anymore :lol
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I think you should start a new thread about not posting so much anymore :lol
:rollin Yeah. . .
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Posting about laying low because of overposting=worse than overposting
People are just messing with you!
Adami and 73109 are clearly both annoyed. Besides, I have a life (I rarely ever have days off like this), and I was only posting so much as a gag. So it's no biggie. :D
I'm not annoyed by your posting, you actually seem like a cool girl. I just wanted DTF to be the place to actually discuss things. And when the front page already has 6 chat threads not counting the official chat thread, I just start to lose reasons to come here. One thread where you post 10000000 times an hour is awesome. But turning every thread into a chat thread is what gets me a bit annoyed, and it's not even you really, it's the fact that everyone has to reply to everything you say and make it a personal comment to you. Of course this is only because you're a girl, so not really your fault. 731748930o did the same thing and everyone turned on him, had he been a female, everyone would have loved him.
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I concur. Enough chatting. Let's get back toDRUNK!!!
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hear hear! *Sips a fine barleywine*
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COFFEEEEBEEER
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I :heart Yuengling Lager.
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*sips Sierra Nevada Glissade* ;D
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definitely very drunk
went to a pub that serves this ridiculously strong cider that they only serve in half pints. had quite a lot, about 3 more than ive ever had before! admttedly ive not been there for few yrs/...
walked into so many stuff on way home
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definitely very drunk
went to a pub that serves this ridiculously strong cider that they only serve in half pints. had quite a lot, about 3 more than ive ever had before! admttedly ive not been there for few yrs/...
walked into so many stuff on way home
:tup
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:D
I'm coming down now because alcohol goes through me quickly, but anyway... my friend invited me out for her birthday, but first I went to my favorite place (The Wynkoop Brewing Co :heart) to try their guest beer (DAMNATION :metal). I struck up a conversation with a woman from Toronto who insisted on buying me another beer when I was about to leave. So I had a Mile HIPA, which was awesome as usual. Then went to meet my friend at the Irish bar, where one of our classmates brought me a shot against my will (it was actually quite yummy though, tasted like cake). Then I had a Smithwick's, and my friend couldn't finish her Boddington's because it was too bitter compared to the sweet cider stuff she'd been drinking all night (I didn't find it very bitter, never had it before) so she gave it to me. I had quite a fucking buzz going (that is a lot for me). I even bummed two cigarettes from random street people, one of whom was a gay dude who was taking his first trip to NYC in a week and said he heard he would fit in there. I told him NY was very gay so he was probably right :tup
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Testing my tequila tolerance tonight. Wish me luck!
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Whazzaop DTF im playing the score drinking game tongiht and I dont care if Sigz cant make it tonight!
YeahhhhhhH!
Im on octaviarioun and it's good times.
Ill be playing next week maybe, but i has a essaty to write.
Too bad this is really frikin fun.
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Jack and Pepsi!
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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^ heh, not quite there yet, but I'm working on it :D
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
:lol
I totally am not drunk but I feel kinda funny cause my blood sugar is down (this can result in lightheadedness, slurred speech, confusion, etc.)... does that count??
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Testing my tequila tolerance tonight. Wish me luck!
Sup.
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hello mr thread!
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I totally am not drunk but I feel kinda funny cause my blood sugar is down (this can result in lightheadedness, slurred speech, confusion, etc.)... does that count??
I assume that'd be close enough!
Testing my tequila tolerance tonight. Wish me luck!
Not sure if it's available where you're at, but my current favorite tequila is called "Lunazul". 100% agave and as smooth as you could ask for. It's almost buttery it's so smooth. Smells great, tastes wonderful.
My brother hates tequila and has had countless people pull the "Oh, it's because you haven't tried THIS kind, etc." and everytime, he can't stand it. I said "Okay, everyone who's said that to you has likely only had one kind of tequila and somehow managed to stick with it. You're talking to somebody here that has tried COUNTLESS kinds of tequila and KNOWS what's good and what's shit. Believe me when I tell you that if you taste this, you will like it." An initial whiff of the stuff was enough to convince him to go ahead and give it a try. He was amazed that he wasn't disgusted by it like he always is with tequila.
If you ever see any, it's definitely worth trying.
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My brother hates tequila and has had countless people pull the "Oh, it's because you haven't tried THIS kind, etc." and everytime, he can't stand it. I said "Okay, everyone who's said that to you has likely only had one kind of tequila and somehow managed to stick with it. You're talking to somebody here that has tried COUNTLESS kinds of tequila and KNOWS what's good and what's shit. Believe me when I tell you that if you taste this, you will like it." An initial whiff of the stuff was enough to convince him to go ahead and give it a try. He was amazed that he wasn't disgusted by it like he always is with tequila.
guess it doesn't taste as tequila then. :P
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That's the surprising thing. It does taste like tequila. It's apparently just made VERY well or something. I definitely notice a difference in the flavor quality of Lunazul versus other tequilas. Just something I really can't put my finger on.
One of the only others I've tried that I liked anywhere close to this is the Cuervo Tradicional. Not the standard yellow label Cuervo, but the stuff in the slim wine-shaped bottle.
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cool.... sucks that there is literally 0% chance of finding any of that stuff here.... :(
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That is particularly unfortunate. :tdwn
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Guiness is a fairly good beer after 3-4 rockstar vodka's, I find. Makes it that much tastier.
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:yarr
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I did a keg stan for teh fdirst time tongiht
theree friends beirthdays fo the win
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I don't have any magic hat, so I'm drinking some cheap lite beer... hey, whatever works. :yarr
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Oh jesus I'm so fucking drunk, and nowlots of people on DTF now igt.
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I just got back from a local Irish pub, where I was celebrating a friend's 21st birthday. Unfortunately, I had to drive myself, so I only had a couple beers. I went with a Blue Moon and a Yuengling.
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Yaybthursday!!
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Yaybthursday!!
That's going to be me in several hours.
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I've got at least 5 Yuenglings in me and am now working on some Canadian Mist and Pepsi. Surprisingly, now that I'm home, on a keyboard, my typing isn't that bad.
Yet.
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I've got at least 5 Yuenglings in me and am now working on some Canadian Mist and Pepsi. Surprisingly, now that I'm home, on a keyboard, my typing isn't that bad.
Yet.
that's because you're awesome like that.
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hi.
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hi.
Oh, herro!
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I'm somewhat drunk. huzzah.
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Beer, wine, American Honey, and Canadian Mist. Woohoo!!!
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^It's 5 o'clock somewhere
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Totally smashed right now. hehe
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Me too, how's it going drunk thread? (considerably better spelling though...)
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Dear memberfs of DTF. You are all aweome. I take pride in saying you are friends via the cyber space. Go EVERYONE!!!!
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I'm sober enough to DD for a nun right now. Blue Moon's Rising Moon was so bad I had to waste the last third of my third one. Since I had no other option besides canned Bud Light I ate a latenight breakfast which squashed my buzz altogether.
Also w00t! 1981st post! The year I was born.
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well im sufficently frunk/.
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HIGH FIVE TO YOU ALL
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:millahhhh
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weeeeeee
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i'm so drunk that i just dragged a free sofa half a mile to my house. hooray!
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:lol
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HIGH FIVE TO YOU ALL
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o/
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I'll take the two remainders, thanks!
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I'll take the two reminders, thanks!
But who took the "a" from remainders?
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:jamaritard:
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:jamaritard:
:vomitard:
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i'm gonna fuck the juice out of this thread saturday methinks. woohohooooo
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i'm gonna fuck the juice out of this thread saturday methinks. woohohooooo
*inserts condom in heinie*
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Be careful James, you don't know who DTF's been with.
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everyone. DTF's been with everyone.
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With that - Possibly NSFW (https://net.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/onelifecouch.jpg)
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With that - Possibly NSFW (https://net.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/onelifecouch.jpg)
lol, Ganesh's bastard son.
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Yay for Yuengling Lager!!
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WHEEEEEEEE!!!! The only thingf better htan drunk Thuirsay s the rest of the evening that comea afterward! YESSSSS!
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rock on Cozmo, I'm about to start playing catch up :metal
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beer check
drunk check
kebab check
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I shall be returning to this thread later tonight. :yarr
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Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends
(https://www.pattayaroses.com/photos/JDBOTTLE.jpg)
(https://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/yuenglingbeer2.jpg)
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wooo! I just drank a growler full of Wynkoop B3K and am listening to some weird band called Lotus my friend wanted me to hear and I am fucking thirsty but ate entirely too much icky Blackjack pizza
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Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends
(https://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/yuenglingbeer2.jpg)
I got wretchedly sick off of Yuengling a month ago(night of the Score livestream) and may not be able to drink it for a very long time.
In more sunshiney news I'm finishing off the last three Sam Adams Noble Pils bottles I've had waiting in the fridge for two weeks. Not bad but I doubt I'll give it a second try unless it's to try it on draught at a bah.
Unrelatedly VH1 Classic is currently showing the video for Pantera's cover of the Black Sabbath classic, Planet Caravan. Jesus Christ is this a beautiful song with an equally beautiful video.
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:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!
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:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!
Def Leppard currently playing. Forgot the title but it's that song with the intro that was ripped off for Offspring's Pretty Fly for a White Guy's intro.
Edit: Fuck yes! Unforgiven now playing :metal
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goddamnit my head hurts so fukin much
fuck you budweiser
jk i love you budweiser
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:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!
Danger Danger is awesome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7yvBMe9skE
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Well it's a monday night, but all the same, time for me to leave my mark on this thread :tup
That is all. Back to... Whatever I was going
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HOLY SHIT!! Thirsty Thursday and Yuengling lager and someone played "Sign of the Gypsy Queen" by April Wine on the jukebox. Awesome!! :metal
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Haha, This past Thursday was interesting.
In France they serve you alcohol without even asking you, and refill your wine glass almost immediately, so needless to say I got pretty drunk pretty quickly at our farewell dinner. :lol
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:millahhhh
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Yes!!! Finally drunk when the drunk thread is here!!!
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But it's always here.
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I'm always drunk on dtf, and I never post on this thread.
This thread is redundant to me.
Oh wait... fuck!
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got turned down for a job I really wanted... bottoms up!
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cha bra
:yarr
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I still can't believe that I started this thread... I'm not one to really get "drunk." But it was my last semester of undergrad when some bad shit was going down.
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Tonight is the last night of school before I go home and as such I am wasted. How is it all tonight? I may be high rather than drunk but I don't know. My beer freezploded all over the floor thanks. Sens won tonight which is cool. Yeah guys! (Also, go Flames!)
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hi dtf! I have no class tomorrow. Vodka rocks. That is all. Resume your normal lives.
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I'm sad there are not enough people posting in this thread to share with me on a Thursday! My one regret is that I will probably not be able to listen to "Hungover on a Tuesday" by dredg while being hungover on a tuesday.
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I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
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I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE
I still have those saddam hussein playing cards
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OH.
MY.
FUH
KING
GOD
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mates
i am thinking "i'm pretty fucking drunk"
but im also thinking "i could be drunker"
part of me's worried i'm becoming an alcoholic
but, the other part is going "fuck it, i'm a student - NOW'S THE TIME TO BE LIVING!"
i prefer to listen to the second facet of my self.
WHOO AND YAY.
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Wow, I am gone. How I am able to keep proper grammar and spelling is beyond me.
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Likewise, captain. Likewise. Good, though.
Actually, not likewise. I know exactly how I'm able to maintain proper grammar and spelling. It's 'cause I've had more practice than I'd care to admit. Still. Good times.
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I'm on the express train to :hat city right now
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You're buying a hat?
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I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE
I still have those saddam hussein playing cards
:rollin :rollin
I completely forgot about that. Just saw this because you know, the drunk thread isn't a constant in my life :p
I am not drunk though... YET
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we're working on it
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Drunk tomorrow. Woohoo. In the meantime, a story:
Hormel: This excellent product has been a staple of our brand since 1937. Enjoy!
n00b: I have the exact same thing right here, only it doesn't say Hormel on it. Want it?
Hormel: YES WE KNOW, IT'S NOTHING NEW. IT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME
WE HAVE NO NEED FOR ANCIENT WAYS, OUR WORLD IS DOING FINE!
ANOTHER TOY THAT HELPED DESTROY THE ELDER RACE OF MAN.
FORGET ABOUT YOUR SILLY WHIM. IT DOESN'T FIT THE PLAN!
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DRUNK THRSDAYßß
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oh hai ther
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You know you had too much to drink when you're walking homw and you get the urge to
1. take a nap on the grass next to a statue
2. swm in the fontain
3. bum a cigarette off of somebody, anybody, even though you can't breathe for shit in this altitud today
3. take the yellow ribbon off the pole and tie it on one of your dining room chairs (okay, this one I actually did)
oh, and when you can't fucking type
I watched Pontypool, Anvil! (I :heart Canada) and enjoyed a large quantity of a fine 10% ABV beverage made by Odell Brewing
Now I need a snack.
But first I will laugh at this because I accidentally opened page 1 of the thread first:
:lol
Yes, I have drank with DTF members quite a few times!
Anyway, today my stomach is angry with me for eating a whole 12 inch sub and drinking two beers yesterday. Ughhh.
doesnt that get awkward? Just meeting with all the people you talk to online, like, "i had no idea you looked like that!"
*awkward*
lol
oh god I hear sirens
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Well this turned out to be an intersting night :millahhhh
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hey guys I've had a few beers. feeling good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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@About2Crash, what did you think of Pontypool? I saw it for the first time last weekend and could only muster a ???
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This was actually the second time I saw it and I love it (see movie thread)!
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Drunkbump, anyone with me?
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Fuckin' time zones. I hate being on the west coast. All you pansies fall asleep too early.
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Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work. :lol
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Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work. :lol
Tis only because of your latest string of avatars that I forgive you(plus they made me believe in Vlasto Day, so thank you :))
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Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!
:metal
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Lost my buzz but sleep deprivation makes it hard to tell the difference.
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Oh hair ther
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Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!
:metal
My friend, we need to party one day. As soon as sigz passes out, we can break out the hookers.
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I'm so there.
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Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!
:metal
My friend, we need to party one day. As soon as sigz passes out, we can break out the hookers.
:sadpanda:
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:lol
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I'm so there.
:lol
And so are your breasts. Dayum.
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I've just come back from my summer ball!
Needless to say, I'm pretty damn drunk. :hat
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I've just come back from my summer ball!
But it's still spring... ???
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It rains in the real summer.
What I should really have said is "I've just squeezed myself into a suit, imbibed until I couldn't feel feelings any more, and then angered some carnival people, in celebration of the academic year being over."
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Hahaha hooray!
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I know it's Sunday, but c'mon, who is with me. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I decree that the next drnk thread shall be v. Cozmo . On the brews-bros forum I'm on they have code for "raise your glass". It is "HOIST". Epic Yuengling lager hoisting going on tonite!
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Also, robwebster is awesome. It's like him and LHK are brothers in posting awesomeness.
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Hahahaha. I'm flattered! Thanks! (Also tipsy, meaning that I'm allowed to post in the thread. Hardcore. :hat )
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Tipsy works. What time is it there?? I got 8:37 here.
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1:56AM. Quiet night, so I burst out the cider. Makes things interesting!
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Sup guys. I was ready to have a snack and go to bed when I looked out the window and saw SPRINKLERS! It's been pretty hot today and I was warm from briskly walking home from the train so I decided to go out there and party with the water in my Grumpy Bear nightshirt... I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS"), leave my flip-flops in the grass, walk barefoot to my mailbox down the street, and head back home, only to see an epicly huge sprinkler turn on and run back around and bathe in it before reclaiming my soaking flip-flops and coming home for my snack.
:metal
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:rollin
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:rollin :rollin
You are an amazing person.
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I know, I know ;)
I wasn't drunk enough to forget last night but I didn't remember everything this morning and loled at this part when I reread it:
I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS")
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DRUNK ON TEH INTERNETS
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:metal
DTF: Where it's always okay to drink and post.
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Feeling relatively ok considering that I started drinking @ half 4 this evening (it is now 2AM). Just had my last exam for the forseeable future and it went fucking great so I had lotsa reasons to celebrate! The exam was "relativistic cosmology" so i guess the start of my post it technically a pun and i'm not ashamed to admit that it was entirely intended.
Off to have a well earned fap to some of the finest offerings the internet has for me. BYE
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*salutes* Godspeed Timmy, Godspeed
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Feeling less than ok now. Stomach gurgling, head feels like it has been pumped full of sludge, sweat glands deciding to go overtime. Still, finishing my last exam and therefore my degree is a great feeling!
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Nic, is so fuckign aseawsted, what eota good night
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Nobeidy is aroeund tonight, you guys eneed to ksnay up latyer for me.
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sup
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reporting in a bit late. Had a massive night last night, walked back in daylight at about half 5. Today is a complete write off...
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Awesome night was awesome.
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Missed out on DTF last night.
Shame though...I would have written some funny shit.
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I am drunk. Here, I belong.
What's odd is that I still type quite quickly and one certainly couldn't tell I'm drunk by reading my posts lest you know me personally. Which is no one on these boards. Something that makes me feel isolated considering this is such a tight nit community. Either way. Drunk is what I am. Good is how I feel. Fuggin'a.
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I am drunk. Here, I belong.
What's odd is that I still type quite quickly and one certainly couldn't tell I'm drunk by reading my posts lest you know me personally. Which is no one on these boards. Something that makes me feel isolated considering this is such a tight nit community. Either way. Drunk is what I am. Good is how I feel. Fuggin'a.
I love yoo joorj. I'm drinkin Highland's Oatmeal Porter and lovin it!
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(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7242/imgp0516p.jpg)
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(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7242/imgp0516p.jpg)
What happened to McLovin's glasses?
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Hai. Hai-desu.
Four margaritas and a glass of Captain will do that to ya.
Day later ed: I don't even remember posting this but you fuckers left me allllll alone in this poor, decrepit thread. Wtdeuce? I knew I was alone.
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You people need to get drunk and post here more. I'm pretty drunk. A glass of wine. Three shots of Patron. Two shots of Captain. And now I'm drinking a nice refreshing glass of Stella. Mmm.
I'm so god damn lonely. I'm gonna commit cyber suicide. Fuckin' cockleshpiel. Or maybe I get drunk and post here too much. I'm not sure, nor do I care. I just wish I had a buddy somewhere on this cyber planet.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
LONELY IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOORD
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Now I'm even more lonely...
I'm getting off this internet thing. It's stupid.
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lol a little drunk while playting pool though theres a hot chkick with hot boobs next to my table lol she said to me : hay your ball went far when i shoted it oput of the table lol
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lol a little drunk while playting pool though theres a hot chkick with hot boobs next to my table lol she said to me : hay your ball went far when i shoted it oput of the table lol
:lol :lol :hat
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Whiskey and speed.
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Went camping this weekend, and I ended up smashed both nights. Friday was normal drinks, but Saturday saw the addition of tequela rose and the 2nd annual vodkamellon... yum.
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just played ring of fire with girls next door. Drank a large amount of rum (>500ml) so right now blasted is good description of how i feel
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Whiskey and speed.
Post+augmented subject line being the same damn thing=me giggling like A Japanese school goil
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in a dark room listening to dark ambient im my dressing gown drinkign whiskey and energy drink discussing hte maeeaning of life with friends and i have an exam early tromoorw. theere is no plaace id rather be,
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in a dark room listening to dark ambient im my dressing gown drinkign whiskey and energy drink discussing hte maeeaning of life with friends and i have an exam early tromoorw. theere is no plaace id rather be,
And that is how you live life.
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MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER
I'm VERY drunk. Far too drunk for what was a fairly uneventful night out. I'm full of pent-up energy, with no real way to exhaust it. I went home 'cause I thought I was tired. Maybe I was just at a bit of a loose end. My eyelids are a bit heavy, but the rest of me is bursting at the seams with things to do and thoughts to express.
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MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER
I'm VERY drunk. Far too drunk for what was a fairly uneventful night out. I'm full of pent-up energy, with no real way to exhaust it. I went home 'cause I thought I was tired. Maybe I was just at a bit of a loose end. My eyelids are a bit heavy, but the rest of me is bursting at the seams with things to do and thoughts to express.
Do you do what I do, and keep on retyping your mistakes, or are you just a very good drunk typist?
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Really good typist! Ridiculously good typist, not to toot my own horn or nuffink. It's a very minor and specific talent. And comes from inhaling far more booze than I'd ever feel happy bragging about.
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I just got back from Slovenefest (there's a Slovenian camp of sorts near where I live, and they have this event every year), and I've certainly had plenty to drink. The downside is that I saw far too many people from my high school class that I didn't really care to see.
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lol i went to see santana tonight and i was drunk and i danced all nitght lol that was coolé.
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He's in Ottawa tomorrow I think...wish I could be at the show. Got drunk and saw The Cat Empire in concert tonight, though (yeah, I've never heard of them either).
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lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS
HIIIIIIIII HOW are you
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lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS
HIIIIIIIII HOW are you
Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?
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lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS
HIIIIIIIII HOW are you
Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?
Haha I dunno, it just seemed like a good night for it. Although it was raining outside and it wasn't that nice, so maybe I was wrong.
BUT NOW I'M HUNGRY, Except food doesn't taste good right now... atleast not what I got. Sad face.
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lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS
HIIIIIIIII HOW are you
Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?
Haha I dunno, it just seemed like a good night for it. Although it was raining outside and it wasn't that nice, so maybe I was wrong.
BUT NOW I'M HUNGRY, Except food doesn't taste good right now... atleast not what I got. Sad face.
Go to Quickie...they have these surprisingly good and filling Philly Cheesesteaks you can buy for a decent price. Either that or:
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs416.snc3/25103_385273881458_677086458_4518746_7644602_n.jpg)
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Listen to "Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love" by Coldplay. That shit made me cry last time I was in your state :lol
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I was actually thinking of listening to the new Eminem album? I have never heard a whole album by him, and I kind of want my first listen to it to be.... in this state. But there are people sleeping in my house, so I wouldnt be able to blast it.
FUCK DUDE I WANT QUICKIES!! That must be a canadian thing though, I dont think we have those here
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(https://www.quickiestores.com/_images/template/logo.jpg)
You don't have 'em, eh? Too bad...
And yeah, Eminem is not a good choice for music under the influence.
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Listen to "Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love" by Coldplay. That shit made me cry last time I was in your state :lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Woohooooooooo. BEER!
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HEY THERE LADIES
Also, gentlemen. How's business? I'm very merry. :hat
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
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EEEEEY. I DID A SONG. YOU AIN'T GOT ONE, JUPITER.
I always sing that when drunk. Actually, a friend of mine always does, and then I join in, and then we keep repeating it ad nauseam.
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I took a shower, but the wax residue just won't come off :(
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EEEEEY. I DID A SONG. YOU AIN'T GOT ONE, JUPITER.
I always sing that when drunk. Actually, a friend of mine always does, and then I join in, and then we keep repeating it ad nauseam.
:tup You and your mate must be cool as like me, then.
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Hahahaha. Oh yes. Although, we're probably the only ones who'd think so.
Actually, a tiny part of me's slightly disappointed that it's not unique, but on the other hand singing that song is a f'ing amazing idea so you know. Fair play.
The moon is briiiiight, milky whiiiiite, shining down upon the ground! The moon is briiiight, milky whiiite, shining down upon the grou-ou-ou-ouuuuund...
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE MOON.
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I took a shower, but the wax residue just won't come off :(
you should probably speak to the guy about that :neverusethis:
I'm reporting in here quite drunk. Loads of relatives gave me bottles of champagne/substitute for my graduation. I open a bottle, share some out then think "well, it will only go flat if I leave it til people want top ups" *glug*
Quite drunk now...
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ahahahahahaha, I'm no drunk but I have some cups of aguardiente up in my head right now. And there will be no drunk thread I'll make tonight. Anyway you guys ate like really awesome :lol
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ahahahahahaha, I'm no drunk but I have some cups of aguardiente up in my head right now. And there will be no drunk thread I'll make tonight. Anyway you guys ate like really awesome :lol
you sure?
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"You guys ate like really awesome" was the title of a thread I made when I was drunk a few weeks ago. Nah, not drunk.
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I'm breaking down barriers for you guys.
I'M MAKING TOMORROW A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE
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You know what's awesome? Being close friends with the bar tender.
Mmm... Captain and Coke...
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SEX IS DEAF, CAPTAIN SEX!
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
Watch the Old Gregg episode! ~nao
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
Watch the Old Gregg episode! ~nao
Seriously! Old Gregg changed my life. I can't even drink Baileys anymore in peace.
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
Watch the Old Gregg episode! ~nao
Seriously! Old Gregg changed my life. I can't even drink Baileys anymore in peace.
"ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?" :lol
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I got tipsy for the first time ever in public (and second time ever), which was really embarrassing. So I had just finished my camping expedition, and we went to the pub for a celebratory meal. My Scotman's Bunnet was still cooking, so I got a soco lemon, and downed it without thinking - I hadn't eaten since 6:30am (was ~7:30pm). Needless to say as someone who only just became the legal age to drink in public, I suddenly realised it hit my head instantly, and couldnt stop laughing telling my team what I had just done. I ate my awesome meal, then had 4 pints of the local real ale (amazing stuff actually), and then tried to prove that I wasn't very tipsy by being a bit acrobatic, and managed to avoid landing on my face.
But hey, it was fun. I don't look forward to my first ever hangover though.
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You pansy, I've been getting drunk regularly since I was 14 :p
(Admittedly, I did have the most incredibly lax dad in terms of alcohol related strictness)
I just got back from a session at the pub with a mate I hadn't seen in ages. It was great! Cycled too, so coming back drunk in the pitch darkness on the country lanes was great fun!
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Just checking in, drunk.
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I found it greatly misleading when I was shivering uncontrollably but felt really warm. But then I got huggles with a certain someone so that was a good outcome ;D
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So last night I went to this bar a couple towns over and met this random guy that liked dt. Also dt was played on the jukebox, by that time most of the bar had cleared out and was getting ready to close down....so drunk me sang trial of tears out loud. nice
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I got so drunk last friday for the first time in forever. I was by myself in the dining room after everyone had left, sitting there singing "Everybody look at de moon! Everybody seeeeeh de moon! Da moon is brite, he milky white, everybody look at de moon!" From the Mighty Boosh. Was epic times.
Funny, I just saw that show for the first time last night, and let me say...WHAT THE FUCK?! :lol
Watch the Old Gregg episode! ~nao
That was the one I saw, actually.
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Just took 4 shots of Bacardi and washing it down with a BL Lime. >_>
Ask me anything
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I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD
I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively. :lol
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I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD
I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively. :lol
What be your drank son?
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I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD
I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively. :lol
What be your drank son?
Peppermint schnapps mixed with a little.... something special. :angel:
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I WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY QUAD
I am just taking my SHINGLES MEDICATION! I hope these don't react negatively. :lol
What be your drank son?
Peppermint schnapps mixed with a little.... something special. :angel:
I' m real interested in knowing what that is that is special but it may be banend so you should let me know some other way lol :lol
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You know, I really don't like to dance. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. But get about 6 or 7 drinks in me and I'm out on that dance floor acting like a fool just like everybody else. It's inevitable.
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I'm just posting here in case anyone's wondering why some of my posts this evening have been, frankly, fucking bizarre.
Good night out, though.
You know, I really don't like to dance. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. But get about 6 or 7 drinks in me and I'm out on that dance floor acting like a fool just like everybody else. It's inevitable.
Aha! Lovely, innit. I love that bit where the inhibitions just fizzle away.
I'm usually not too bad about going up and dancing, I think it's a good laugh no matter how sober I am - but the real trick is to be able to go up and dance when absolutely nobody else is. I'll feel really awkward if I'm the only one dancing and I'm sober; but after a pint or two, hey! Dance like a moron. Love it.
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/I vea aben told buy spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(
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/I vea aben told buy spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(
:rollin
sig'd
Also, to be kind, I will tell you to drink a pint of water before you go to bed and keep a watertight container within an arm's reach...
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faemir ???
(https://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4863/drunkasshole.jpg) (https://img824.imageshack.us/i/drunkasshole.jpg/)
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ahonestly im not tah dnk because I onl had 3 soco lemons because feeling like thiss si u sihiuld be fine righta?
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i hink my head is clearing up a bit, i;'m not longer grining inanely
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lol grining inanely
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yeah it mkaes it quite obviouklsy though when my mum asked me if i had work tomorrow she didnt seem to cotton on, succes!
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okay, 1:41 am, mi off to sleep, ory guys.
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how you feelin today?
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Fine, no hangover at all :hat
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3:30 and checking in, anybody out there?
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Sorry man, I ran out of SoCo and it's 11:30am.
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:sadpanda:
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Right. I don't remember what I drank, only that I drank it. I also don't remember getting home, but I believe Jameson was involved. How were your nights, DTF?
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so I drank one tall sam adams summer ale and 3 long island iced teas and sang 2 karaokes. sweet caroline and summer nights ( that song from grease) it was nice.
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I found out last night that rum and cream soda is a drink made for the gods. Delicious.
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I found out last night that rum and cream soda is a drink made for the gods. Delicious.
oooh, that sounds good. Gonna try tonight.
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Did someone say drunk!?
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I've had 4...um...I forgot what they're called but it is vodka and extreme creamer shit mixed in ice and the blood of a virgin boy. Really good stuff. Now I'm finishing off a six pack of Corona. I hate this entire world and one day I am going to stop pushing that fucking button. Damn you all. Damn. All. Of. Yous.
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I haven't had a Corona in ages :sadpanda:
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I found out last night that rum and cream soda is a drink made for the gods. Delicious.
oooh, that sounds good. Gonna try tonight.
Lemme know what you think. :tup Definitely a dangerous drink, it tastes way too good. :lol
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So I opened the Malibu again \o/
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getting there.... :yarr
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getting there.... :yarr
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Guys don't you think "olol" sounds funnier than "lol"?? also, almost there as well :hat
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So I opened the Malibu again \o/
:D Neato, I quite literally just reopened some myself moments ago. Coconut. Yummmmy! Cept we're out of sprite so I tried orange juice. Success.
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Yup.
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lollp
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olol
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Had a couple of glasses of wine and listening to Tangerine Dream. feeeling ggood man :hat
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Drinking, listening to Stevie Ray, eating chocolate.
This is the reason I was put on earth.
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Thirsty Thursday, oh how I've waited patiently for your arrival. Much lager will be consumed. (https://www.brews-bros.com/public/style_emoticons/default/frank.gif)
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Hoist!! (https://www.brews-bros.com/public/style_emoticons/default/frank.gif)
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much lager was consumed for sure last night. friday the 13th is recovery day....and painting day at work in a few hours. and my back is killing me today :D
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HEY YOU SEXY CUNTS
Guess who's drunk :hat
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I CAN HAZ DRUNK THREAD 2?
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Only if you're drunk.
If not, get RIGHT out of my thread. Like China out of Tibet. You sleeeeeg.
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Heeey I just remembered I was looking for this thread last night but I was having trouble logging in/using the search so I gave up...
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Only if you're drunk.
If not, get RIGHT out of my thread. Like China out of Tibet. You sleeeeeg.
I'm staying.
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Heeey I just remembered I was looking for this thread last night but I was having trouble logging in/using the search so I gave up...
COOKIES, m'dear!
Cookies all the way.
Only if you're drunk.
If not, get RIGHT out of my thread. Like China out of Tibet. You sleeeeeg.
I'm staying.
I hope this means you're drunk.
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I'll be sure to try harder to post here next time I'm tipsy :D
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FI I tpye lkie thsi ma I alwloed in tshi trhaed?
And yeah, I'll try and find my way here when I'm next drunk on next to no alcohol (I'm a lightweight, see) for the lols.
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FI I tpye lkie thsi ma I alwloed in tshi trhaed?
And yeah, I'll try and find my way here when I'm next drunk on next to no alcohol (I'm a lightweight, see) for the lols.
See, I've not quite "got" how people have so much trouble typing when they're drunk. Maybe it's just 'cause I drink WAY too much and got used to it (I'm a student! It's allowed), but I've not really had much trouble typing when drunk. Hence this perfectly legible post! I mean, I'm talking nonsensical, disposable rubbish, but it's spelt alright. :hat
I might look like I'm bragging. I can't tell. If I am, I'm very, very sorry.
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FI I tpye lkie thsi ma I alwloed in tshi trhaed?
And yeah, I'll try and find my way here when I'm next drunk on next to no alcohol (I'm a lightweight, see) for the lols.
See, I've not quite "got" how people have so much trouble typing when they're drunk. Maybe it's just 'cause I drink WAY too much and got used to it (I'm a student! It's allowed), but I've not really had much trouble typing when drunk. Hence this perfectly legible post! I mean, I'm talking nonsensical, disposable rubbish, but it's spelt alright. :hat
I might look like I'm bragging. I can't tell. If I am, I'm very, very sorry.
I genuinely do type that like that when I'm drunk, but I know lots of people just like you who have NO problem typing normally, and just type like that to 'show off,' which makes no sense. And that didn't sound arrogant, that sounded like a very useful ability I wish I had. >:(
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I definitely have trouble texting when I'm drunk. And sometimes if I've had a few I start typing way too fast so my fingers can't keep up and it comes out a bit of a mess.
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As far as I'm concerned I'm basically god on guitar when I'm drunk or tipsy, but apparently nobody else agrees with this. The fools.
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:lol
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Guess what you hacn't seen in a while...
Drunk Splent...
You may in a bit..............
I'm buzzing righ tnow
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Guys I may be little drunk now but I promise I wont make typos ytoday and shit nor any iloveyoudtf stuffed.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I dunno why but I'm laughing at everything. Ñ
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I feel good
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Meh, not feeling so drunk right now but still laughing. I think e need to get BRGM drunk and make him post here. I don't care how.
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you have no idea befroe i lived on mu own I was at my parents in wisconsin and got a rep really quck for being the drunk one. And I haven't been drunk much since I've been married. So it's an occasion. Toob ad a lot are misssing it. lol
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I'm laughing at everhthing now... my wife is aslee pon the couch
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DRAW ON HER FACE
IT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER
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DRAW ON HER FACE
IT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER
no, shes not drunk... she has a baby in her
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DRAW ON HER FACE
IT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER
no, shes not drunk... she has a baby in her
Drawing on her face won't affect the baby at all. :lol
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DRAW ON HER FACE
IT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER
no, shes not drunk... she has a baby in her
Yeah but it would afect me
Drawing on her face won't affect the baby at all. :lol
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Oh fuck i can' even reply properly
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:rollin
In that case, draw on your own face and post pics here. :angel:
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i'm not RHAT drunk
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i'm not RHAT drunk
The irony.
It's killing me.
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i'm not RHAT drunk
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Oh drunk people are so entertaining :lol
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:rollin
In that case, draw on your own face and post pics here. :angel:
This would be epic.
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I'm not drunk anymore, but you know it's a good night when you end up with beer, urine and gasoline (yes, in that order) on you...
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:metal :yarr
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i'm not RHAT drunk
The irony.
It's killing me.
(https://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx131/lunarshadow25/other%20pictures/OhtheIRONY.jpg)
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I'm not drunk anymore, but you know it's a good night when you end up with beer, urine and gasoline (yes, in that order) on you...
:tup
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heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine. :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz
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heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine. :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz
That sounds cool...what's the band name? (Not sure if you spelt that right while drunk and I'm too lazy to look it up haha.)
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I can't belong this thread. :sadpanda: I'm allergic to alcohol.
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heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine. :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz
That sounds cool...what's the band name? (Not sure if you spelt that right while drunk and I'm too lazy to look it up haha.)
Ragnarök (Swedish band)
get a hand on their 76' self titled if you can. Just superb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZ69T6Eewk
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Bump for teh voxiain
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I am bumping this.
DAMMIT NINJA SIGZ
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I found the thread, Nick theratedned to bumo I mena ban me :((>
ELLEN PAGE <######3
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:rollin
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lolvoxyn
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Less than Number Number Number Number Number Three Ellen Page.
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:rollin :rollin this thread is amazing
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I meant <333333 ellen page. Seriouslt, she is so fuckign cute.
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Then fap.
Wait, what?
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:D
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:rollin
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This thread is going places.
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lolTheVoxyn :rollin
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heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine. :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz
That sounds cool...what's the band name? (Not sure if you spelt that right while drunk and I'm too lazy to look it up haha.)
Ragnarök (Swedish band)
get a hand on their 76' self titled if you can. Just superb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZ69T6Eewk
Wow, superb indeed. What an excellent track. What else can you recommend?
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I just drank nearly half of a 750 ML bottle of Captain Morgan 100 proof. The term 'heavyweight' is a disgusting, fucked up understatement when describing my relationship with alcohol. God damn my mother for drinking excessively while I was in the shit hole that is her womb. In highschool it was nice to impress the ladies and pretend I was drunk whilst pounding their tight little caverns, but now it's just shitty and vile and aggravating. My life is similar to that of the nearly empty Malibu bottle sitting atop the table surrounded by other bottles of high class rum and liquor.
ED: Oh but for the record I'm still pretty drunk. I could still drive and get pulled over for not signaling and convince the swine that I'm perfectly fine, which I have done on numerous occasions and get off with nothing. Not even a warning. The hoofed swirly-tail would just say "Have a nice night". Pretty god damn awkward, actually. Boasting. Brushing my shoulders off.
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lolTheVoxyn :rollin
Hey1 I see tyhta!
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w00t w00t for fridaysnights drunkeness!
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TIS SIX O CLOCK LOLEOELEO :metal :metal :metal :corn :corn :corn :metal :metal
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Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.
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Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.
YEA fck yea. Indtricuon weel. OVer afte rtnogigjht thoguh. Was fuckig neppiic.
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Taht sentance whas prertt bad ly consturacetd.
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VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!! :metal :metal :metal :metal
MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH
NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD
GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"
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VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!! :metal :metal :metal :metal
MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH
NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD
GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"
:metal :corn :yarr :yarr
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IM goign toi bed. Peolpe are already wakign uypo to go to waork loolololol.
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DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...
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Gettin' fuckin' ripped. Shots of Ammerican Honey, FTW. Booyah!
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DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...
And even though you like Avatar, the feeling is mutual.
On another note, the film 'The Runaways' sucked. Seriously, fuck that movie.
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strip flip cup, FTMFW!
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I used to hate flip cup with a passion mainly because even your closest friends would turn on you lest you flip a cup within the first three or four tries. I got suckered into this one game and after a shitty first round my team was trying to trade me (my friend was the captain). I then proceeded to flip perfectly the first try for the next seven to eight rounds in a row just to prove the mother fuckers wrong. I turned MVP pretty fast even though I still think the game is bullshit.
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Yeah I'm not that good at flip cup, I think I've won maybe one game ever. :lol
At least pong everyone is kinda on the same page...
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But it's STRIP flip cup!
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But it's STRIP flip cup!
They're drunk, it doesn't take much for girls to take off their tops anyways.
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Bump in preparation for tonight.
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Holy shit, you guys.
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Tell us how you feel.
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No; but seriously, I forgot that you feel emotions while drunk. Wow. Also, we're playing Nine Inh Nails,
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Dudesz, my life just got so faked up. Seriously. Of my god. Fuckn' girls.
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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dudesz, my life just got so faked up. Seriously. Of my god. Fuckn' girls.
That it? That everything? ... Kill er'
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HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS.
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bumpppppppppppppumpumpumpupmp
drumpnk
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bumpppppppppppppumpumpumpupmp
drumpnk
This guy was drunk last night and you didn't exploit him? DTF, look at what you have missed.
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Yeah, what the fuck guys?
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So, I'm at my best friends house, who happens to be an extremely hot mom. A god damn milf. That's beside the point. Her car breaks down on the way home, we push it back, then as we finish watching a movie and she finishes climaxing as my tongue exits her labia minor, I realize she drove me here to her house, we are both very drunk, and I have no friends because I am the anti-christ. So I begin to walk home. I turn around realizing I left my 1.75 ML of Malibu at her house. Grab it, and begin to walk home. Its still fairly full. As I am walking the 7 or so miles it takes to get back to my house, I am drinking Malibu all the while and staring at the stars. It's a pretty nice night, no clouds, breezy, and for once it's not hot as Satan's balls. I get home and I see my poor, cute, overweight Labrador lying on the drive-way asleep. I walk up and clearly startle her as she quite literally jumps up a feet or two in the air and is ready to gnaw my face off, hackles up and snarling as she doesn't know who I am yet. We stand there for a second or two as I think she's some random dog sleeping in my driveway. I realize. She realizes. We celebrate in a sloppy embrace. Then I ponder why my precious dog is left outside when she is clearly a fucking princess meant to be sleeping on a padded bed many people would kill to sleep on. But this is my god damn dog and I'm living in rural America, so suck on my Black Forest Ham I just bought from H.E.B., you slut. I walk inside to find my father sleeping naked on the couch (He is 56) with a girl who looks about the same age as the girl I just finished eating (23). What the fuck. I walk upstairs with the longest sigh I've sighed and...here we are.
Anyway, long story short, I'm drunk. And it was a good night. I like to go carpet diving. She promised she'd gag on my meat tomorrow (I manage the deli at randalls so there's a lot of meat jokes thrown in whenever we play around. Roast beef is very juicy.)
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Um...wow.
On a related note, I was looking for this thread the other night and I was too drunk to find it. Extremely disappointing.
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Howdy motherlickers :hat
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So, I'm at my best friends house, who happens to be an extremely hot mom. A god damn milf. That's beside the point. Her car breaks down on the way home, we push it back, then as we finish watching a movie and she finishes climaxing as my tongue exits her labia minor, I realize she drove me here to her house, we are both very drunk, and I have no friends because I am the anti-christ. So I begin to walk home. I turn around realizing I left my 1.75 ML of Malibu at her house. Grab it, and begin to walk home. Its still fairly full. As I am walking the 7 or so miles it takes to get back to my house, I am drinking Malibu all the while and staring at the stars. It's a pretty nice night, no clouds, breezy, and for once it's not hot as Satan's balls. I get home and I see my poor, cute, overweight Labrador lying on the drive-way asleep. I walk up and clearly startle her as she quite literally jumps up a feet or two in the air and is ready to gnaw my face off, hackles up and snarling as she doesn't know who I am yet. We stand there for a second or two as I think she's some random dog sleeping in my driveway. I realize. She realizes. We celebrate in a sloppy embrace. Then I ponder why my precious dog is left outside when she is clearly a fucking princess meant to be sleeping on a padded bed many people would kill to sleep on. But this is my god damn dog and I'm living in rural America, so suck on my Black Forest Ham I just bought from H.E.B., you slut. I walk inside to find my father sleeping naked on the couch (He is 56) with a girl who looks about the same age as the girl I just finished eating (23). What the fuck. I walk upstairs with the longest sigh I've sighed and...here we are.
Anyway, long story short, I'm drunk. And it was a good night. I like to go carpet diving. She promised she'd gag on my meat tomorrow (I manage the deli at randalls so there's a lot of meat jokes thrown in whenever we play around. Roast beef is very juicy.)
Fuck, you have the most amazing stories. :rollin
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Thirsty Thursday and Cemetary Gates is on the jukebox. Fucking awesome!!
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at a physics conference. bar stopped serving so we walked to 24 hr supermarket. so drunk.
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SkydivingNinja, drunk on the internet.
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Got cockblocked by damn curfew tonight
fucking goddamn
so close to a blowjob.
FUCKING SHIT
i'll see this girl tomorrow night, so best of luck AMIFUCKINGRITE
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Got cockblocked by damn curfew tonight
fucking goddamn
so close to a blowjob.
FUCKING SHIT
i'll see this girl tomorrow night, so best of luck AMIFUCKINGRITE
I just realized this sounds kinda shallow and "i just wanna git laid tonite brah", but I didn't mean it like that
but seriously
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HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Awesome partyuuyyyyy
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Yeah, I'd get drunk too if my team sucked dick to James Madison. :biggrin:
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FUXCK YOU
FUCK JMU LETS GO HokiseSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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:hat
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:D
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when I'm drunkl I can only listen to classical or creedance clearwater revival. I'm not sure why. but listening to the latter tright now.all i knoiw its thati t feels good man :hat :hat
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i think it's sage to say i'm prett ydrunk right now..
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Sage is nice.
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whaaat
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Never mind :lol
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fuck i have alectuer at nine tomrow anrd i have no idea how to get tp the hospital
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Good start to the year then :P
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its fine we 're all in the same boat right now.
It was the medics piub crawl tonigh so we were going round lods of pubs in our lab coats so none of us are up for it tomorrow
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at a physics conference. bar stopped serving so we walked to 24 hr supermarket. so drunk.
Haha I didn't even think I turned my computer on let alone posted on DTF! I wonder what else I did...
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Meh. Got home late from work and have to go in early tomorrow (I fucking despise back-to-backs); open the department at 5. Fuck me. I'm currently drinking straight from my bottle of Absolut vodka. So I'm not drunk yet, but I will be pretty soon. And then I will be sleeping well once my clothes are finished washing. Then I'll regret doing this in the morning. Then I'll have a fuck you face directed at every damned customer that walks in, and then I'll get my paycheck and buy more alcohol and the cycle of destruction will begin anew except this time I'll change it up by buying even more alcohol and getting even more wasted. I'm also going to invest in a flesh light because I've always wanted to fuck a flashlight but it doesn't seem like it'd be very sexy.
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HEEY GUYYS I'M PRTETY DRUNK RIHGT NOW fuck i have a lecuater in like four hours or osmetinga
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You know you're drink when you fall askeep with delicious pizza on your chest.. and then again while reading dtf ;)
ardon my typinc
edit: lol
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Much drinking and boobies on display. Thirsty Thursday fucking rules.
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.
EDIT: @HH - Christina Model in your sig = win. Major win. :tup
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.
I gotta a story that can hook me up with that.
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Boobs trump all.
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"
Amazing sig, both images.
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I tried to get hasrry drunk he had one dirnk but he's not drunk really are you?
no he's not he says he's not
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I really hope harry is actually there and that you haven't gone mad...
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I am PROPER drunk now.
Like, I'm often a bit drunk, but today I went "fuck it" and decided to waste all my money. I'm dizzydrunk, now. Good way to be.
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I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long :'(
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I'd watch all 90 minutes if you were topless or in some kind of skimpy out fit.
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Hello again. :hat
Yes. At 6:30pm. Fun day.
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HELL YES! Thirsty Thursday is here again. Much drinking shall commence in about an hour and a half. Even if I have to fucking kayak to the bar.
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:lol
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I can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.
That is EXACTLY what happened to me!!! :lol:
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Pics or it didn't happen. :lol
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Pics or it didn't happen. :lol
Well, first I quit drinking, so there's "the absence of alcohol"... then the great change occurred. :eek
before:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/bball2007099BW.jpg)
after:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/coz.jpg)
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/2010/GGE2010.jpg)
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/2010/047.jpg)
Believe it yet? :p
(took that first one fifteen minutes ago and I suck at taking my own photos, so.. sorry for the poor quality and flash n whatnot)
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I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long :'(
oh this should be quite entertaining though, whatever of it ends up on youtube, then here, then as an animated gif in someone's disturbing sig. :lol
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inb4lotsofguysfapping
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inb4lotsofguysfapping
:lol lots of guys fap all the time, why should right now be any different? :lol
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There will probably be lots of this going on. :eek
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There will probably be lots of this going on. :eek
possibly. it's been over six months and that's what my husband still does every time he looks at me.
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Jen, you look so sad in that before picture :lol
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daym
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As I said, boobs trump all.
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Jen, you look so sad in that before picture :lol
Yeah, well that was just after I went bra shopping and got all excited that they were making cup sizes that were basically halfway between traditional sizes... then realized the one I needed, called "Nearly A," was quite sadistically abbreviated "NA".
Yes, I realize they're not applicable as far as boobs go, thanks. (:neverusethis:)
edit - sorry, *weren't* applicable.
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there's a slight chance that i'm durnk right nigwo...
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
What does this have to do with drunkness?
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fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol
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:lol
No drinking for me tonight due to sickness, but definitely gonna have one or two tomorrow as I have to take my visiting friends to my favorite bar :D
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fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol
I got two free jagerbombs last night :biggrin:
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
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WHassup DTF!
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You're too young to be drunk kid.
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For the next few hours, this is my home.
Representing.
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Dear drunk therad,
I am drunk.
Tonight I danced/grinded with a girl i didn't know. This is a big step for eme. Wwithe enought drink,s, I can stop being so goddamnh awkward after only a few hours at a dance sclub the school has rented out. So far I estimate 2 vodka gimlets and 3 screwdrivers/vodak/OJ combination things. Afdter I danced with that one girl, my dildo friends decided they wanted to leave. And my testicles had started to grow and everything. My ears are ringing and my vision is going up and sodown and duup and down. weheeehehehheheehhehehhehehhehehhe. Hooray for implying you want to perform sexual acts with femanons (but not REAL femanons).
HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVING GOOD RUNK TIMES.
\
SINCERELY LOVE
MATT
P)S OMG I'm in the same cool club as RobWebster, the best damn poster at DTF!!!!!!
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:rollin
Great drunk post, and Screwdrivers are awesome drinks! But Jagarbombs are better. :hat
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My drink of choice is a white russian (cue Lebowski/Marillion references), but good Gimlets are AWESOME.
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C'MON I KNOW THERE ARE MORE DRUNK PEOPLE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!
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I know you're just getting drunk to get over that NC State loss today. :hat
But seriously, you should have seen me last night. 2 Jagarbombs and around 7 or 8 20oz cups of beer in about 3 hours. Epic night.
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I've never cared about NC State. Or Duke. Or UNC. I've never been into sports, even though Raleigh is the three big school battleground of the world. Its all about Furman with this guy. And even then I don't care enough. If you want to find someone crying over NC State, go find TOX.
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Sup guys... not drunk anymore (actually gave myself a breathalyzer to see if I could drive to the diner and only blew a .04) but still feelin' good.
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Had a good drunk night at a friend's last night. We all had 5 vodka shots each, and then ignored our Russian friend's advice and went from strong to weak with some Foster's (which tastes like shit.) THEN we found out our friend actually had a wine cellar with loads of obscure beer in it, and one brand was actually called 'Extra Strong!' so we had some of that. Giggles ensued.
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
What does this have to do with drunkness?
Well, I was drunk when I posted it. That's about it.
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I've never cared about NC State. Or Duke. Or UNC. I've never been into sports, even though Raleigh is the three big school battleground of the world. Its all about Furman with this guy. And even then I don't care enough. If you want to find someone crying over NC State, go find TOX.
Screw you guys. I'm still depressed after that loss yesterday.
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Is that why you're drinking away your sorrows on a Sunday.
Sorry about that loss, btw TOX. :-[
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I thought I'd share this because it's awesome...
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs005.snc4/33600_1626980276041_1282588643_31748598_7493383_n.jpg)
This is what some friends and I have been working through this weekend. We didn't get to far into it.
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too. many. jagerbombs.
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Let's just say we had 24 Redbulls on Friday. Now we have 5.
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What, all doing jagerbombs?? That's a lot.
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It was a fun weekend. :D :D
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I'm impressed. One jagerbomb is usually enough for me! (although to be fair I'd already had some vodka and a beer...)
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Well there are 5 of us, but this was mostly just for a pregame.
My roommate was drinking that Lucid stuff in the above picture. It's 62% alcohol and is know for hallucinogenic effects. :lol
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62% alcohol? Oooft!
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Isn't Lucid that American absinthe? I've heard it's not the same as the other stuff and not worth the high-ass price but I've never tried it.
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Yeah it basically is American absinthe. The drink just became legal, but it's still illegal to have Wormwood in it. :lol
I haven't tried it myself, and I'm not sure I really want to. :\
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Yeah, I think it's useless without wormwood, right? I tried some french stuff once, jesus christ.
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I wouldn't know, I haven't tried it.
The bottle cost $60, so my friends won't let me have any without paying. Plus, Jagarbombs are better. :lol
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
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letters, I like that random 40 sitting there with all that liquor :lol
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inb4lotsofguysfapping
:lol lots of guys fap all the time, why should right now be any different? :lol
well that only took half a year.....about freeking time.
(eyebrow for you)
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Saturday night was good.
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Saturday night was good.
yes it was....
I was here. With 4 other couples/
https://www.tremblantliving.com/photos/country-living/
and drunk.....6$ bet I wouldn't go from the hot tub to the fire pit nekid....6 bucks later.
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Today, not only am I drunk, but I have had a cheeky whiff of something you might find in Amsterdam.
That's right. I SMOKED A WINDMILL AND SOME CLOGS.
Not sure if I'm feeling the effects of them, right now, or if that's the alcohol. I do feel a little more chilled than usual, though.
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drunk drunk glorious drunk
went out with phd students. managed to cycle home, kept wobbling into kerb though
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aaah this looks like the thread for me. :heart
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wppt fellow drunk
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HEEEEEY WASSSSUPPP?
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*cowers away from enthusiasm*
sup?
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NOOO DON'T COWER!
i'm not scary i promiesee
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i gues Im easily scared is all.
Whats your current semi drunken paradise state?
Im listening to gary moore on vinyl with my stinky feet lieeting their smell out into the room
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sounds awesome! :hat
i'm waiting for my flatmates and that to get home so i can be durnk with them for a bit but for now im POSTING ON DTF :metal :metal :metal
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nice.
I'm home alone tonight. hence the feet. Ideally I would have a kebab but ive not found a place that people say is stingy on the salmonella...
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THERES' A KEBAB SHOP NEAR MY FLAT, DO YOU WNAT ME TO GOET YOU A KEBAB?
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yeah alright, attach it to a pm for me
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wait wher edo yo live?
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Portsmouth
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oh i'm in edinbrg. i probably won't be able to dieleive the kebaabd to you.
I SENT TYOU A PERSONAL MESSAGE YOUTHOGGH
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I'm completely sober. Am I allowed here?
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NO!
come back when you're durnk.
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thank you ST, it was delicious.
and 7thS you are provided you are drunk or sober and working on it
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you're welcome TH i'm glad you enjjoyed it
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thank you ST, it was delicious.
and 7thS you are provided you are drunk or sober and working on it
Not really. Family has a bit of a backstory with deep alcohol abuse so I tend to stay away from it. I just want people to talk to :biggrin:
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ooho k fair enoughg
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I had quite a few last night but didn't do any posting after I got somewhat bad, dammit. :lol
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im' sosorry it's just c'so i miss you guys so omnuch and i never have time to post 'cos i've got soe much owrk to do but when i'm durnk i think yo gfoyus
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I had quite a few last night but didn't do any posting after I got somewhat bad, dammit. :lol
fail
and ive been pretty inactive due to lack of good internet at home (recently moved house and currenty witing for connection currently on 3g stick) and being very busy with my newly started phd
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WAIT YOU'RE DOING A PHD??? that's sooo cool what are you doing it oin?
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Doing it in cosmology.
Im using SDSS-III BOSS to do the BAO bit described here https://www.sdss3.org/boss.php
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i'm going to ignore the second sentence cos it wil confuse me.
BUT COSMOLOGY THAT'S SO COOOOL! did you do some physics and that then? physis is awesome. i always had the biggest crushes on my physics teachesr just co they taught phtsics and physics i scool
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lol the web is the only place that people say "physics is awesome"!
Yeah i did a physics degree then wanted to keep going with physics, but didn't want to go into weapons. that leaves very competitive industry places with tech firms or energy generation or phd, so i chose phd! more competitive but the only place that detailed knowledge of the universe will be useful!
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:lol
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look at you, laughing in your (i presume) soberness
you wait, soon it wont be so funny!
i dont know why, im working on the (completely unfounded) basis that you will be drunk soon
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I was just laughing at the whole exchange before your last post... but unfortunately I will only be drinking a little tonight, I have a paper to work on :(
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dang, that aint so good.
remember the power of the midnight beer. no matter how long you are going to have to stay up to finih the assignment, the midnight beer always helps.
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I may have to do that...
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DTF
I AM HERE
and its was an aneoesome night man tlalked slot 0ff shit and sutuff twas weaomse shit and doiesnt afraid of anything
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Silver Tears is the best drunk them.
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DTF
I AM HERE
and its was an aneoesome night man tlalked slot 0ff shit and sutuff twas weaomse shit and doiesnt afraid of anything
I'm having trouble comprehending the second half of your sentence. :lol
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I think it was:
"and it was an awesome night man talked a lot off shit and stuff it was awesome shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
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I think it was:
"and it was an awesome night man talked a lot off shit and stuff it was awesome shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
This is the part I don't get. :p
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part of a meme.
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I get that...but nvm.
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
I do. NSCAD. You?
Also, hello again drunk thread! I'm at this lame gettogether where mos of the peopel are asleep or passed out, and my gf isn't here, so wassup internets?
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·BUT ITS ALL IN THEW WAY
YOU TOUCH AND YOU WILL PAY
DENIAAAAAAL"
FUCKEING YEAJ ALTEER BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING SHIT AWEOSME MAN
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I'm feeling pretty :hat right now
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I am apparently not drunk according to my faulty breathalyzer but I feel grrreat. Unfortunately the bar's beer selection SUCKED.
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
I do. NSCAD. You?
King's. That's awesome, man.
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Well... Fuck.
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ello people.
wherres Silver TEars?
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My day started with having the best breakfast in America. Then I got drunk, saw Jackass 3D, and am continuing drinking now.
I hate everything.
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I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.
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I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.
True story, last weekend my neighborhood bar ran out of rum during their grand reopening party.
They also ran out of vodka, gin and Miller Lite.
I may have played a part in this.
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I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.
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As you should be.
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I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.
:tup
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Yep. I'm runl. Apparently brits really love biying drinks for other people too.
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I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.
True story, last weekend my neighborhood bar ran out of rum during their grand reopening party.
They also ran out of vodka, gin and Miller Lite.
I may have played a part in this.
I don't doubt that.
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today was my last day bwfore exams so i have like one weeks of study wich is cool becvause ill probably just no do anytingg
sakso i ju hs had a borle of belgiaaaaaaam ale so im slfiiiiiii tgyps y yeaghgggggggggg :) :rollin
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I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/72271_451694486233_508071233_5527927_677516_n.jpg)
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I am jealous.
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I don't even listen to The Agonist and I'm jealous. She's sexy.
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I don't even listen to The Agonist and I'm jealous. She's sexy.
This.
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I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/72271_451694486233_508071233_5527927_677516_n.jpg)
She's really pretty except for the weird stuff on her face. :-\ I actually think your closed eye makes the picture better. :tup
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the chick from the agonst is pretty cute homes is all i'm sayin homes
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HEY
i'm drunk shittless
mang
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I can't stand the Agonist. I checked out their debut album, and was not impressed. I think they're on album number 2 but I haven't bothered to check it out.
I saw them open for Sonata Arctica several years back. A guy from the crowd actually yelled, "Take off your top!" It was super awkward, since it was my first concert, and I was with some Christian friends. Alyssa got pissed and was like "You want to ******* come up here and do this?
But I'll agree, she's one of the hottest metal chicks I can think of.
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Whaddup gents, posting drunk!!!!
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Whaddup gents, posting drunk!!!!
No one ever responds to my drunk posts either. :sadpanda:
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I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/72271_451694486233_508071233_5527927_677516_n.jpg)
You either look like you just got poked in the eye, or like you can't help suppress a cocky wink to the person taking the photo. :p
:hat
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You either look like you just got poked in the eye, or like you can't help suppress a cocky wink to the person taking the photo. :p
:hat
Pretty sure that was my attempt at looking jovial and light-hearted and not totally overwhelmed by how hot she is. Because that's how I roll. :hat
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Oops, I think I belong in here tonight. Not drunk drunk but I'm definitely buzzed after Husband and I shared some extremely good Norwegian beers tonight. One was the one who won the brewing contest for non-commercial norwegian brewers last year. Om nom.
Wait, I can't be that buzzed if I managed to write "one was the one who won" correctly. Woot!
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my Heinekens were better than your Norweigens
nice Agonist pics...arent they from Montreal?
I heard the new album...she can growl...but it gets old in a hurry.
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BLEW A .14
whatevs
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In b4 end of Holloween parties.
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Whgadddup! Myt bysddy rold mne to post here! im normaallu hqp lolol. nottt tonightr bc itas fuckkibngg hallloweeeen!!!
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I'll translate that last one to the best of my abilities...
"What's up? My buddy zxlkho told me to post here. I'm normally <insert any DTF meme/insult here> lol! Not tonight because it's Halloween!"
Apparently my friend had a good night at JMU. :tup
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Christ I'm hungover. Had a big night at a halloween party last night. I currently feel very ill, headachey and have slightly green skin
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
I do. NSCAD. You?
King's. That's awesome, man.
We should have a Halifax DT fan meetup sometime, get as many Halifax DT fans as possible in the same place. Would be epic.
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On a completely different note, about to head off to a sort of Halloween party mostly with a bunch of film school people. Just found out that my gf has dressed up as Hit Girl from Kick Ass (she wanted to surprise me). I'm conflicted. On the one hand, she looks fantastic, but one the other hand she's dressed as a character who was only like, 12.
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Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?
WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.
How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
I do. NSCAD. You?
King's. That's awesome, man.
We should have a Halifax DT fan meetup sometime, get as many Halifax DT fans as possible in the same place. Would be epic.
Totally. We got, me, you, GL, SetraTaeso, XianL
Anyone else?
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Man, last night was weird. Our school's rugby team played (and lost) the championship game, and we got drunk on the bus ride home afterwards and went to the campus bar. I have no idea what happened after that...I blacked out hardcore. I woke up in bed this morning and took stock everything:
- My desk chair had been flipped over and there were clothes all over the floor
- There was a crumpled bag of cold, uneaten McDonald's on the floor
- There was a red ribbon on the floor
- My Halloween costume was covered in mud
- I had a bad scrape on my left hand
- My closet door was broken
- There was a mysterious, L-shaped stain on the carpet in the doorframe
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
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You should make a movie about you and your friends trying to retrace steps and figure out what happend the night before. o wait…
:P
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You should make a movie about you and your friends trying to retrace steps and figure out what happend the night before. o wait…
:P
Haha well I spent my day trying to do that...but no one seems to know!
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CAME JOINT LAST IN THE PUB QUIZ WOOOOOOOO
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CAME JOINT LAST IN THE PUB QUIZ WOOOOOOOO
All of these words are spelled correctly, yet I have no idea what you're talking about...
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I don't know if this is bad or not, but I have not gotten drunk in 65 days, I find I am bored all the time.
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CAME JOINT LAST IN THE PUB QUIZ WOOOOOOOO
All of these words are spelled correctly, yet I have no idea what you're talking about...
Pub quiz. You go to a pub and in teams try to answers questions, and the scores are tallied up.
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Oh, I thought you were drunk and couldn't put words together. :lol
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oh jesus fuckj, so I'm back from the Dillinger/Rolo/Ocean gig, fuckin metal aight, met Sigz, man for the life of me I swear he was English, I GUESS not *shrug*, anyays, was more metal than a girder, every single single part of my body hurts, like every single part, and I have to go to work tomorrow well thbat's fuckin lame, but luckily i'm putting a pizza in the ocen right now, and I'[m gonna eat it nom nom nom nom nom
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TEH DREEAM THEATER FORRRUMS
FUCKS I DON'T YEALLY KNOW HOW TO FEEL
I means, I fell somewhat depressed somewhat to post in the depressed thread, but I also feel happy for some reason, i do'nt know whether to laugh or cry
assfuck i don''t now
Edited-Usiung the spell check now.
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Okay, it's 2:45 am, there's a pretty heavy storm going on outside, and yet, I can still hear my neighbor blasting Michael Jackson music. I mean, I like Smooth Criminal as much as the next guy, but it's almost 3 fucking am.
Not to mention, super loud wind outside, all doors and windows on my place closed, and I can still clearly make out what song he's listening to. How fucking loud does he need it to be?
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Okay, it's 2:45 am, there's a pretty heavy storm going on outside, and yet, I can still hear my neighbor blasting Michael Jackson music. I mean, I like Smooth Criminal as much as the next guy, but it's almost 3 fucking am.
Not to mention, super loud wind outside, all doors and windows on my place closed, and I can still clearly make out what song he's listening to. How fucking loud does he need it to be?
I think the real question is, what's with this storm?
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sup
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Gonna be dipping into more than a few beers tonight, if I am near a computer I will be searching for this thread. :lol
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Not drunk, per se, but after several beers I took a trip to McDick's...not only did I get a Quarter Pounder meal, but I also ordered two McDoubles.
/fatty
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Can't indulge due to sickness. Maybe will when I'm well and ready to have a few
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Wheeeeeeeeew!
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We should have a Halifax DT fan meetup sometime, get as many Halifax DT fans as possible in the same place. Would be epic.
Totally. We got, me, you, GL, SetraTaeso, XianL
Anyone else?
At the very least, I can probably bring a few DT fans who don't come to this forum. Hell, if we all do that, we've got a decent event on our hands. Obviously it would be great to get as many Halifax DT fans in on it though. If we ever actually get any kind of solid plan together, we could probably put a call out or something.
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druuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk!
I am skint, but my friend coughed up £7 twice for me to drink two pitchers of cheeky wimto (vimto flavoured - 2 bottles of wdk blue, double shot of port, lemonade), and then we all had a jagerbomb to finish it and I was right on the edge of being sick. But I managed to stay OKAY! We went to my friends house for tea and biscuits and i'm now home at midnight and managed to avoid confrontation with parents, i think they bought it, woooo!
We came last on the pub quiz again, two weeks in a row :( And I got friction burnt from the wooden table ;_;
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Gonna be hitting up a thai restaurant tonight and have a few Sapporos. Excellent Beer!
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Nearly over myself - I worked out it was 10.4 units, a record for me. Won't be pushing that anytime soon, nor repeating it.
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I love my beer! Had some Alexander Keith's last night. mmmm
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I dunno what my limit is but I had 6 vodka shots and 5 extra strong beers at about 1 unit each without throwing up, so I'm sticking below that from now on. Straight vodka ftw!
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explain units?
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Straight vodka is awful.
Beer FTMFW!
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Straight vodka is awful.
Not if its a good quality vodka its not. Grey Goose on the rocks id pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned. :tick2:
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Well I'm a college student, so I haven't had the expensive stuff before :P. I guess I just don't have the taste for it.
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Oh it tastes awful, but I'm 16 so I just want to get drunk as quickly as possible. :lol
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
:lol
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Well I'm a college student, so I haven't had the expensive stuff before :P. I guess I just don't have the taste for it.
Your better off not drinking hard liquor anyway. :tick2:
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Getting drunk with a friend and playing call of duty for the first time, good times. :D
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I love my beer! Had some Alexander Keith's last night. mmmm
That would be my favourite brew right there. Are you Canadian?
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Guess I got enough booze in me to join this thread. At home alone, watching a triple feature. Been stuck at home cause of an injury and am starting to get cabin fever. Only two more days and I can join the real world again. *chugs beer*
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BLAHSDFSHD/FSDGFSDHG
~james
[size30pt]BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER[/size]
-Ryan
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WANT POPROCN
(I am not fixing that typo)
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?
not gonna lie, I wou,ld reply to you in a meaningful amnner and exp0lkain all, but i'm pretty wasted.
So basically me and some work mtes nicked aload of bottles of wine and drank them all then we o fcourse managed to get thrown out of the local pub when we went for an 'after-drink' and I fell asleep on the fuckion bus and ended up nowhere near my fuckin house. But I have ordered a delicious curtry so it's OK
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?
A unit is basically a shot of 40% hard alcohol, or equivalent in beer/wine/etc.
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explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink
Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?
A unit is basically a shot of 40% hard alcohol, or equivalent in beer/wine/etc.
Alright. I've just considered that to be a "drink" but now it all makes sense.
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Straight vodka is awful.
Not if its a good quality vodka its not. Grey Goose on the rocks id pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned. :tick2:
This.
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Straight vodka is awful.
Not if its a good quality vodka its not. Grey Goose on the rocks id pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned. :tick2:
This.
It all just tastes and smells like rubbing alcohol to me... which i find gross.
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I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.
Tonight, 14 years after the game first came out, I finally beat it! Sure, as a kid I beat the final Bowser battle a million times, but try as I might, I could never get all 120 stars. But tonight, I finally did!
Since the night in the quote above when I started a new file for the first time in several years, I've probably only played five or six times, and I was drunk or drinking half of those times. Alas, tonight is a night of celebration...but I'm out of beer and the liquor store is closed! (It's 5:20 in the morning here, so that's probably a good thing.) Ah well, the weekend shall come soon enough.
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HI GUYS HERE I AM ROCKING LIKE A HURIRICANE!
YEAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Actually kind of a weird night. Friend's 21st birthday, but another friend got really drunk, said a bunch of things, and has apparently broken up with her boyfriend tonight. Went from fun to depressing in 0.12998482000023851730940193870139583150917573109 x 10^-90210 seconds
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I hate that! People always ruin the fun with their lives.
I am also feelin' kinda good. I just went back to the kitchen to get the rest of my beer and the fridge was wide open :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Fun night planned tonight! :D
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A weekend full of alcohol. A get together at my friends house tonight and then Pats vs. Indy tailgating sunday. Let the beer flow.
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Volk has chocolate wine. :heart
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Of course he does ;)
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Basically I prefer weed than alcohol. But really when there's a lot of people or a party going on, with a lot of chicks and stuff - alcohol's better.
Now, it became a bit hard to drink for me. I don't know I am just not used to it anymore. It became ugly. :( :(
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Of course he does ;)
:lol
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So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.
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Planning to try the FIFA drinking game at some point soon.
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So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.
:metal
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Ate a ton of chinese food, drank quite a few beers, hello. I'm here.
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Hey buddy, what's up?
Tonight at my campus bar, two special events happened to align:
1) A smaller, Halifax-based brewery called Garrison sponsors our campus bar. Once a month, they invent two kegs-worth of a special beer - no more and no less - to serve to our bar at a special price. After the one night, the special beer will never been heard from or tasted again.
2) Trivia night, a monthly event testing the minds of the drunkards. The winner of each round gets a free pitcher.
My team may not have won any rounds, but I opted to name our team after one of the guys involved in the trivia night (Team Kai's Stache, which he grew for Movember), and as a result, he bought me a pint at the end of the night.
Needless to say, I've had enough to drink that I'm drunk.
In other news, I have a midterm in seven and a half hours that I have yet to start studying and I still need to go to sleep. This should be fun...
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Are we all drinking?
Yay!
I'm knocking back this hard apple cider, tastes like feckin' lemonade.
Arrogant Bastard waiting in the fridge. I love you, Arrogant Bastard!
Should have picked up the Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous ale instead of the cider. But, alas, no price, but last place I bought it it was something like $6 bucks. Still, no price means no buy.
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Are we all drinking?
Yay!
I'm knocking back this hard apple cider, tastes like feckin' lemonade.
Arrogant Bastard waiting in the fridge. I love you, Arrogant Bastard!
Should have picked up the Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous ale instead of the cider. But, alas, no price, but last place I bought it it was something like $6 bucks. Still, no price means no buy.
Sounds awfully complicated. You need more beer.
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I got my Pancho VIlla prayer candle lit next to me to light my way in dark and turbulent times.
Dark.
Dark.
Dark beer.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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I think you need to replace that candle with nachos.
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Nachos!
Goddamn...no, but there's no place open this time of night.
*Tear*
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I decided to try out Wychwood Brewery's Wytchcraft tonight (along with others). It's pretty damn good! I've never been disappointed by these guys. My favourite so far is still Hobgoblin.
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just a bit
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So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.
:metal
:tup
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I decided to try a seasonal beer tonight. Muskoka Harvest Ale, brewed in the Muskoka cottage country in Ontario. SOOOOOO GOOD! If you can get it wherever you are, I would recommend it. It's a strong ber (6.4%) with a toffee/caramel taste, so if you like the strong flavour of many English beers, you'll love this Canadian brewed gem!
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Of course he does ;)
yeah but i reaLLY do^^ Its called chocovine ^_^ Its really good.
I found thos white chocolate one (i dont rememer what it called), but I'll try it in a few day^^
(And yes, I see my typos. No, I will not fix them).
Grammer Police :yeahright
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Half related to drunk thread:
Has anyone gone to a chinese restaurant after alcohol hours? I always thought the "special tea" thing was a myth, but I went to a place in Chinatown in Toronto and they brought us beers in teapots at like 3AM to "legitimize" it.
And the food was amazing for the price!
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No, but I'm pretty drunk rightn ow
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I want some Chinese food.
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I want some Chinese food.
Chicken Curry and Pineapple Ginger Beef for two+endless tea+chicken corn soup+"special tea" for $28.00=WIN
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dude im eating chineses now
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I'm totally sober, but I soooo want some good chinese food.
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dude im eating chineses now
Did you at least prepare them properly?
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If anyone reading is from Toronto: King Lobster is the greatest late-night, cheap-as-hell place I've found!
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dude im eating chineses now
Did you at least prepare them properly?
:rollin
had some good chinese food tonight....sober
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:lol
I have a funny story from today although I am no longer drunk.
I was at a dark beer festival-type-thing and drinking lots of strong stuff. Needless to say I was pretty trashed without trying to be (I actually just wanted to taste everything). So at one point all of a sudden I started to feel sick, so I power-walked my ass to the bathroom, got in a stall, and bent over to puke... but suddenly I didn't have to puke anymore, so I went to leave when I realized that everything was very blurry. My glasses were gone :omg:
I LOVE these damn glasses and can't afford another pair, not to mention I just kept wondering how I was going to get home without being able to see, etc. I can sort of see without them, but the combo of that and drunk=nuh uh. I'd probably have a better chance of getting hit by the bus than getting on it. So I sort of looked around the stall (it's still kind of a blur), checked my bag, even checked the top of my head. I had no recollection of ever taking them off, although that's usually the first thing I do if I'm going to puke because otherwise they'd fall into the toilet.
I was fucking confused as hell, assuming I'd lost them at some point in the past, wondering how long I had been walking around without my glasses and not noticing because I was drunk. So, in a sort of panic, I opened the stall and told a woman waiting in line that I couldn't find my glasses, had really bad eyesight, and needed help. A few women came into the stall and looked around to no avail. A minute later one of them said "Wait, these?" and she reached towards my chest. The fuckers were hanging from the collar of my shirt. I said some shit about being stupid drunk and thanked her, laughing and stumbling out of the bathroom.
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:lol
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Try as I might, I cannot remember putting them there... and I didn't black out. I mean, to be fair I could have "lost" them on my shirt sober, but it wouldn't have taken me nearly as long to figure it out :lol
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HOLY SHIT I AM TRASHED RIGHT NOW
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I didn't drink or smoke for like 2-3 weeks. It sucks being sober for so long. :sadpanda:
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Why am I runk on a Sunday night?
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No better time for runk.
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No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en| (https://translate.google.com/#no|en|), check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".
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well in that case every time is a good time for runk.... :metal
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Why am I runk on a Sunday night?
And you weren't on Skype? :neverusethis:
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This thread just reminded me; me and my friends were sitting in the pub on Saturday having a few drinks when Shine On You Crazy Diamond came on. I was slightly tipsy so got really excited and shouted WHEEEE I LOVE PINK FLOYD (or something to that effect) and out of all my friends, only one person knew who they were, the rest just gave me weird looks. Then halfway through they suddenly stopped the music and turned on some Usher instead. :millahhhh
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No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en| (https://translate.google.com/#no|en|), check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".
:rollin
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I have a few bottles of Delirium Tremens in the fridge. It's going to be a good night :caffeine:
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No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en| (https://translate.google.com/#no|en|), check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".
:lol :lol :lol
Even better if you press the "Listen" button.
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HOLY SHIT I didn't realize how high my volume was :rollin
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Today we had the work Xmas lunch. The staff bought wine for the tables and then didn't drink very much themselves, and even passed it down the tables to us PhD students! After we had finished at the restaurant, it was about 4.15pm and a 20min walk to the office, those of us that were a bit drunk already just went to the pub and had a few more instead!!
(Whilst wearing slippers and yesterday's clothes due to the reasons in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=18957.0)
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Fuck white people!
That is all.
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Is that all you have, cops? I laugh at thee!
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5 IPA's in the fridge
self discipline experiemtn. day one
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Chocolate wine = :hat
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Chocolate wine = :hat
That just sounds like the worst thing in existence.
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Pretty blottoed right now, couple pints and anbout 6 cans. Fuckin love music
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d
rwunk
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teuiqla shots and jagershots woooooooo
also, try this:
southern comfort+port+lemonade+cranberry juice
AMAIZNG
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Quick buzz coming on tonight. Awesome.
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biked over to a friends house, had some wine, biked back. fuck its cold, and also fuck im tipsy off not very much!
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Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Brahma
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WHO'S DRUNK ON THIRSTY THURSDAY?!?
Not me because I'm snowed in. :sadpanda:
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Free boozing and free sauna at the backstage tomorrow and free Amorphis concert afterwards. Life is good.
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Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Brahma
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Wow freaking awesome freaking nigfht, finishedf school for cheristmae and been partying at a friends, justr watcghing soutch park, you know the wizrd od ozz one with all the canadians some crazy shit lol. brb south pakrt movie on nao!
MArry fucking chriastmas!!!!
Matt
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Wow freaking awesome freaking nigfht, finishedf school for cheristmae and been partying at a friends, justr watcghing soutch park, you know the wizrd od ozz one with all the canadians some crazy shit lol. brb south pakrt movie on nao!
MArry fucking chriastmas!!!!
Matt
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
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Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Brahma
This again goddammit
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Buzzed at noon at at 9? Nice.
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Wow freaking awesome freaking nigfht, finishedf school for cheristmae and been partying at a friends, justr watcghing soutch park, you know the wizrd od ozz one with all the canadians some crazy shit lol. brb south pakrt movie on nao!
MArry fucking chriastmas!!!!
Matt
The fact that I even found this thread to post in it is astonishing :lol
I must appologise for my appauling use of the English language! :laugh:
I forgot to add: I awoke this morning to find Star Trek:TNG playing VERY loud through my home theater system hugging the keyboard which controls said system. :-\
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Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Schneider
This again goddammit
This yet again but fix'd
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Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Schneider
This again goddammit
This yet again but fix'd
and again, but with added cheap whiskey
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went to end of term party with my dept. pavements are icy, roads area clear therefore i deemed it safer to cycle home drunk than walk. I made it. point proved.
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Checking in. Had a killer lunch with my parents for Christmas(I'm working and won't be there for the family celebration), then joined my buddy Alex for many rounds at the local pub. Good times.
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I hope you were drinking some good stuff lonestar :P
I'm just slightly buzzed now, because this milk stout is super easy drinking (good thing it's only 6%ABV)
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I hope you were drinking some good stuff lonestar :P
I'm just slightly buzzed now, because this milk stout is super easy drinking (good thing it's only 6%ABV)
Sorry to dissapoint, but I'm lowclass when it comes to booze. It was a Bud and Jager night for me, but I did have a lunch cooked by a veteran of the French Laundry, so I do hope that makes up for my shitty taste in beer.(I do love high dollar red wine, if that helps my status points though)*chugs Bud*
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I was just holding out hope, because I remember you coming into the beer thread once after you had some Pliny the Elder, which is both one of my favorite beers and one of the most highly regarded craft beers in the world.
That sandwich you had for lunch did sound crazy good. I'm eternally jealous that my favorite brewery brews a beer exclusively for The French Laundry.
I'd love to get into really good wine (especially red), but good wine is a bit pricier than good beer, which makes it to expensive for this recent college grad.
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Don't getg me wrong, I do enjoy good beer, but when I drink for fun, it's Bud. I'm a slave of my upbringing. As for good wine, I usually can't afford it either, but in my business, I do get sample taste of it. For my fortieth birthday, my bud cracked a bottle of '89 Caymus Cabernet, fucking godlike. I don't think I will ever have a bottle better than that one.
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My uncle is into good wine so he'll usually open a nice bottle of cabernet when I'm over for dinner, but other than that I stick with the type of alcoholic beverage where I can get a world class bottle of it for $10 :lol
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My uncle is into good wine so he'll usually open a nice bottle of cabernet when I'm over for dinner, but other than that I stick with the type of alcoholic beverage where I can get a world class bottle of it for $10 :lol
Yeah, I agree, And Bud is always three bucks a pint.(That bottle of Caymus took my buddy in $500, and was woth every sip)
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My uncle is into good wine so he'll usually open a nice bottle of cabernet when I'm over for dinner, but other than that I stick with the type of alcoholic beverage where I can get a world class bottle of it for $10 :lol
Yeah, I agree, And Bud is always three bucks a pint.(That bottle of Caymus took my buddy in $500, and was woth every sip)
God damn! Most I've ever paid for a bottle of beer is $28, but I'd say it was probably worth it.
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YES PLEASE. I love to visit this thread that I created in such a low point in my life.
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that naughty ariich lockedd my thread. all iw wanted to do wahs say how derunk i was on xmas and listening to great heavy metal!!!!! :metal :metal
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Being. IN Disneyland buzzed is the best thing. Especially in Califas Adveunture. Tower of Terror is the shizznists.
Enjoying CLoudkicker, as they are the best instrumental metal band in this planet
cloudkicker.bandcamp.com
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Being. IN Disneyland buzzed is the best thing. Especially in Califas Adveunture. Tower of Terror is the shizznists.
Enjoying CLoudkicker, as they are the best instrumental metal band in this planet
cloudkicker.bandcamp.com
will check thiese out tomorrow when im\am sober!! :metal
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Hly shit!! Im still fucking drunk,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well done, king of wolves.
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Cloudkicker is good drunk and sober.
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Cloudkicker is good drunk and sober.
fuck, i dkeep hearing this band name, i must kluiste!!! you have a link??? to this band that kicks clous\ds!!!
I don't see jhow you could klcik a cloud. they are so high up. i guess uif you jumped out of a planbe you could kick them as you went down!!! theyat probaby wouldnty be wise. you might het hurt!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I've been trying all night...
cloudkicker.bandcamp.com
all their albums are free.
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I've been trying all night...
cloudkicker.bandcamp.com
all their albums are free.
I have faved that site, i will lokok in the morning!!
thakn you for your assistsance!!
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No Prob. You will definately love them. Great chill, metal music.
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No Prob. You will definately love them. Great chill, metal music.
iseee in rina thread that she slikes them too so i will certainly checkthme out!!
Im sorta really deurn!! I will be going to bed soon.
merry zxmas dt favs!!!
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naI have a fun buzz. and will not erase what i type now....loving this cxamas. really coola :tdwn nfdun....damn...stupid keyboarf hard to find the right keus. I Hope all of DTF has a greayt cxmas. WE ALL LOVE YOU.....and eveyone on the forum too....LOVES YA...xoxoxoxoxo.. :yarr
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naI have a fun buzz. and will not erase what i type now....loving this cxamas. really coola :tdwn nfdun....damn...stupid keyboarf hard to find the right keus. I Hope all of DTF has a greayt cxmas. WE ALL LOVE YOU.....and eveyone on the forum too....LOVES YA...xoxoxoxoxo.. :yarr
due, you drunk or something? or tripping! :lol :lol :lol :metal
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drunk as a skunk. Thats how i am without erasing. just to see how good i can type and not.. :rollin
apparently not so well.
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drunk as a skunk. Thats how i am without erasing. just to see how good i can type and not.. :rollin
apparently not so well.
:metal x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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drunk as a skunk. Thats how i am without erasing. just to see how good i can type and not.. :rollin
apparently not so well.
:metal x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I love how I mispelled Xmas twice the same way.
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drunk as a skunk. Thats how i am without erasing. just to see how good i can type and not.. :rollin
apparently not so well.
:metal x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I love how I mispelled Xmas twice the same way.
loveit!!!
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drunk as a skunk. Thats how i am without erasing. just to see how good i can type and not.. :rollin
apparently not so well.
:metal x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
bah da buh buh buh...(Transatlantic style) I'm lovin' it.
I love how I mispelled Xmas twice the same way.
loveit!!!
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Had 4 Sam Adams last night. No hangover today, and that is a great thing!
:tick2:
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Had 4 Sam Adams last night. No hangover today, and that is a great thing!
:tick2:
yiou should jhave 10 more tick!!!! i dont know how many i have had, probaglt a few!!
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due to the lower level of the Elevation level i've had a pint and more, and barely got drunk....and I'm a small person/ :metal :hefdaddy :chill :hat :metal
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xmas pre dinner drinking always hits me hard. That super-empty stomach in preparation for a huge meal combined with it being early in the day and the wine being very nice so I can't help but have a few glasses is a killer combo!!
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xmas pre dinner drinking always hits me hard. That super-empty stomach in preparation for a huge meal combined with it being early in the day and the wine being very nice so I can't help but have a few glasses is a killer combo!!
keeepps drinking and youw\lll be fine!!
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Hung over and with a cold. Feels mixed, man.
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Had 4 Sam Adams last night. No hangover today, and that is a great thing!
:tick2:
yiou should jhave 10 more tick!!!! i dont know how many i have had, probaglt a few!!
Its a new day today and I will be having a few Sammies shortly! :metal
:tick2:
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Yo. Nd now dtf I think its gdnite frm me.
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Drinking with my uncle is teh awesome. I'm not quite drunk, buy he's cool as hell.
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Is he one of those uncles that gives you pussy-aquiring advice every chance he gets?
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Well kind of... but it works...
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Lemme tell you somethin'. Drinking with fruit juice as a mixer instead of soda produces a COMPLETELY different feeling. I think I like it better...
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And why do they call him Uncle Hank instead of just Hank? My guess is because since he looks like the oldest person at this party, he’s like that uncle everyone has in their family who will drink with you and hook you up with stuff like illegal fireworks or heroin-addicted whores. I can see him coming to a Fourth of July family barbeque and the kids cheering: “Hey, Uncle Hank’s here and he’s brought the M-80’s and whores! Yay! We love our Uncle Hank.” Or I can see Uncle Hank pulling a nephew aside and saying, “Don’t tell your mom about this, but I scored you some government-grade pot and a teenage runaway who will blow you for a sandwich.” Uncle Hank’s the coolest!
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Bump for 2011
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do not watch the tommyknocers while intoxiceated....it wil be weird
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very very weird, rspecially ith the dolls amd the stones...its like theyre gettin higgh off ofthem
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wat
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:blush
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Awesome.
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SDN says hey.
Or rather, "HAEY"
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And now I'm saying hey again! No classes tomorrow! Drunk time! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like I've gotten more durnk this whole year than both freshman and sophomore years combined. Huzzah? HUZZAH! FUCK YEAH! NO ONE RUNS FASTER THAN YOU CAN NO ONE RUNS FASTER THAN YOU! NO ONE RUNS FASTER THAN YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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HOly shit, I think im drunk again!! :yarr
Jim Beam is my mate!!!
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OMG I LOVE FOUR LOKO
@AMANDA IS SEX&
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@AMANDA IS SEX&
wat
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AMANDA IS SEXY
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DON"T ASK ME WHY I POSTED THAT EALIER I DONT REMEMBER
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Drunk and it turned my burfday. Loads of Bud, Magic Hat Winter Lager and soon to be nice scotch.
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Who was I talking to in this thread about how we should totally have a Halifax meetup for DT fans? I think it was Global Laziness. Regardless, we should totally have a Halifax meetup for DT fans some time. It would be awesome.
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Posting sober in your drunk threadz.
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Who was I talking to in this thread about how we should totally have a Halifax meetup for DT fans? I think it was Global Laziness. Regardless, we should totally have a Halifax meetup for DT fans some time. It would be awesome.
Yeah, that was me. setrataeso and Space Invader live here, too, and if you remember XianL (although he doesn't post here anymore) he lives in Halifax, too. PM me or something and we can try to work something out.
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Holy shit I drank a lot last night. Was too sleepy to post on DTF about it though. I apologize for that.
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Not drunk but feeling it........ :lol
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This is me right now, so I'll probably go to bed soon, if I don't forget to
(https://seemslegit.com/_images/249cc451c8c659c80da39e4a73c0eaef/2411%20-%20beer%20drunk%20spent%20warrior.jpg)
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might i recommend Sailor Jerry rum. it's smooth as hell and 92 proof.
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drtunk at 11:07?
WAT
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Watching "Burn After Reading" with a few people.
"I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit".
Seriously, Brad Pitt's character makes the movie work.
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2nights ins a row!
hell yeah
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I knew I'd be psoting here at some point.
drunk and listening to Sepultura :metal :metal :metal
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Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
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Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
Don't puke bro.
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Very drunk, just finished one of those little 200ml bottles of Jack Daniels. Tomorrow night is my friend's birthday, and it'll be 2x as worse.
Don't puke bro.
what are you talk... what are you... wha - :puke:
Nah, I'll be alright, thanks though :lol
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So it's 3pm and I'm well on the wqay, had a couple cans and some Absolut vokda (pear flavour) which I've been drinking straight from a highball glass, fuckin hate vodka, so ea\ch time I take a drink I feel a bit queasy and once that goes away I feel even more drunk. I think. Off to see Born of Osiris and Protest the Hero tonight, shouyld be absolutely battered by the time doors open :metal
I made a discovery the other day too. I quit smoking weed a few years ago, but i was drinking some King Cobra (the EU brand, not the US version) and it gave me the exact same feeling as smoking used to. I know alcohol is a downer but I felt giggly and happy, rather than 'monged.' And goddamn if Wildboyz isn't the funniest thing in that state
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there is truly no other combination like good music and good drink. :hat
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Doctor prescribed vocal rest, but he didn't prescribe BEER rest. WOOHOO!!!!
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I'll be back later tonight!
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WENT TO A VODKA BAR, WAS AMAZING! PALMA VIOLET VODKA FTW
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FUCKING. wasted.
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FUCKING. wasted.
:tup :tup :tup
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Secured another interview. Drinking to be hopeful!
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WONDERFUL. GOOD LUCK!
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METS WS CHAMPS 2011
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hahaha even when I'm drunk that's a sick fucking joke.
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Haha. We suffer together, dude. But think about it, the expectations are so low that if they pull of anything great it's us that'll be laughing.
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pretty darn drunk on cheap jug wine and teh beer. 18:00 hangover, here I come.
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We're NOT DRUNK ENOUGH. WERE NOT DRUNK ENOUGH
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Won't have my first drink for another hour. Damn later eaters. :(
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EVEN DRUNKER THAN BEFORE
FUCKING DRUNK
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EVEN DRUNKER THAN BEFORE
FUCKING DRUNK
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6 drafts in under 2 hours. Great weather today and I'm feeling so fucking good.
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hello, durnks. :heart
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Yay!!!
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Damn east coasters, being drunk while I still have 7 hours of work ahead of me. :censored
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It's only going to go down hill fromm here. Jack Daniels awaits at home.
The hot pepper parmesan chunky garlic wings were pretty fucking good also.
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I'm having a beer, chilling and having a good time.
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East coaster reporting for duty. 1 Harpoon Celtic Ale down.....many to go. :laugh:
Jack is your friend Cozmo. I might take him out of the gimp closet tonight.
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Jack has ALWAYS been my friend. Always will be. It's soooooo good.
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Jack Daniels is disgusting. In fact, all whiskey is disgusting. BEER FTW
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FAIL. JD is the fucking bomb. You just haven't had enough of it.
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*oops*
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Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.
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*raises hand in support of Jack*
Good to see your having an excellent Thirsty Thursday Coz. :tup
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I feel great. I actually rolled the iwndow down and canked up thestereo on the way outta work today. Weather was awesome and the beerisgoing dwn like water.
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And so it begins. :lol
Wishing I was with you Cozmo.
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And so it begins. :lol
Wishing I was with you Cozmo.
Yeah, I'm noticing the typing skills of Mr. Cozmo rapidly going downhill too, lucky bastard.
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I sowish you guys werehere. Plus I'm postinf grom my phone, so that doesn't help.
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I sowish you guys werehere. Plus I'm postinf grom my phone, so that doesn't help.
:rollin
sig'd
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That's one of the best durnk posts I've read in a while.
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Sweet Jesus, I'm gonna get laid. Now that I'm on a keyboard, despite being 300 sheets to the wind, I still have the presence of mind to be able to type worth a shit. I :heart Jack Daniels.
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Sweet Jesus, I'm gonna get laid. Now that I'm on a keyboard, despite being 300 sheets to the wind, I still have the presence of mind to be able to type worth a shit. I :heart Jack Daniels.
I knew you were way too much of a veteran to type like that on a keyboard. Still keeping the sig though. :)
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No sweat. It's almost like a badge of honor for me at this point. :lol
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Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.
If you have not tried Gentleman Jack yet, then you need to immediately get to the liquor store and get some, post-haste. So. Fucking. Good.
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Jack Daniels is absolutely delicious. It's one of the few liquors that I would drink for the flavor.
If you have not tried Gentleman Jack yet, then you need to immediately get to the liquor store and get some, post-haste. So. Fucking. Good.
It's on my to-do list, definitely!
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Charcoal filtered once before and once after aging. Simply awesome. It'll be worth it.
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Its amazing how good a beer and a shot taste after a hard twelve hour shift. :hat
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I think I'm in love
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I think I'm in love
Oh god tell me abt it bro.
Anyway wooooasjhjjj wishing eoaahhh woahh woahh woahhhhh WOsjjhh woahh wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Weeeell thats it you guys
I love her. I love her more than anything and it hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER not having her here with me and its virtaully impossible for her to visit me and I want to go back to her. I love her so much it not even funny... What should I do to overcome this infinite grieff??????
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Words of wisdom, that.
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Penguin!
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Hey, guess what
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What?
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Smock!
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I think I might be too drunk for this.
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You seem perfectly coherent for perfectly coherent for this for this.
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Fuck your palindromes, James.
You're awesome, but fuck your palindromes.
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Whahappened to the other posts involving LHK's Title Changes?
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Man I just had a great evening drinking with the girl I have a huge crush on.
Sadly I won't see her for a while. :(
Oh well the beer was great.
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Not drunk right now, but I am enjoying a very wonderful and very cold bottle of Yuengling :)
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Not drunk right now, but I am enjoying a very wonderful and very cold bottle of Yuengling :)
Good man. That's one of my favorite beers.
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Its friday night for me, and I went to the bar to chew bubblegum and get really fucked up, and I just ran out of bubblegum. Cheers, bitches.
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I am well drunk thanks please cheers. How are you doing?
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Im quite drunk as well :yarr
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I :heart Jack Daniels.
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I'm clean. :(
can i haz some of your alcohol?
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I have a whole cabinet full. Mrs. Cozmo is working on some Captain Morgan Private Stock. It's delicious.
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I hope you guys are sleeping by now, but if not, time for shots!
Aaaaaand GO!!!
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I'm kinda drunk.
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I'm kinda drunk.
Good man. I'm on my way there as well. :tup
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Mmmm Corona! Also enjoying a nice 18 year old bottlebof Glenlivet :yarr
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...that's as old as I am.
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fairly buzzed Bill, reporting for duty
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mmmmm I am buzzed and it feels niiiiiice.
Every time I post here I can't believe that I actually started this thread. It was such a shitty time in my life. Thank God that it's better. mkay byeeee
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Just getting started here.
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step one: get hangover
step two: drink moar
step three:
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haha I like that one.
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Just had quite a bit of Yuengling Bock and some sort of peach shot... very tasty.
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Very hung over. Went over a friend's house to drink all the Sake he had brought from home, then moved onto beer and then to port. Combine that with the fact that I fell off my bike earlier in the day and I hurt a fair amount more than is normal!
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:omg: Ouch!
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I just got back Friday night from a week in Cuba at an all-inclusive resort with my university's rugby team. As you might imagine, I was drunk and drinking the entire time.
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Hell yes!! Bankers Club is some cheap-ass bourbon ($10 for 1 liter) and gets me just as blasted as Jack. Doesn't taste too bad, either. WOOHOO!!!
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WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!111!!
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I had a few shots of moonshine last night - 75% alcohol only legal in one province. It was my buddy's birthday and he's originally from that province so he brought some out for the occasion. It was crazy!
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I had a few shots of moonshine last night - 75% alcohol only legal in one province. It was my buddy's birthday and he's originally from that province so he brought some out for the occasion. It was crazy!
Wow...what did it taste like?
Merlot for me tonight. Usually beer for me, but figured what the hell.
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It was pretty foul but not nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. I'd do it again.
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It was pretty foul but not nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. I'd do it again.
I'd do it too...right now if it was in front of me. ;)
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Well its friday again, who's got this goin on?
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IT'S FRIDAY FRUDAY
GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
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i'm in the process of getting drunk.
does that count?
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My brother is certainly drunk...in the other room fighting to get his wife's purse from her to get more money for more drink. :facepalm:
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oh hai drunj thread
I'm drunk and its late
night
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this stuff is getting serious, i went out friday night. Saturday was the next day, and I was really quite hung over. Sunday came afterwards and I'm STILL feeling rotten!
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Happy hour. Booyah!!
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I've been drinkin nonstop for about 3 days now. I :heart alcohol
also just for kicks, yesterday I walked into a fine wine store and asked for a bottle of Thunderbird. I was promptly told to "go to a black neighborhood or some shit" :lol
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:rollin
Sobriety is already waning.
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This Saturday: How I Met Your Mother marathon at a friend's house, with a drinking game in place. Should be fun.
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wat
How the hell does that work?
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I have no idea myself, but a friend's googled it, and apparently you basically drink whenever a character says their catchphrase, or does something that they always do, or basically whenever anything that can happen, happens. :lol I am not going to win.
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So basically, you watch HIMYM and drink.
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Don't ruin the illusion!
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Go Star Wars. You'll be trashed in no time.
https://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/starwars.game
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A Girl Like You on the Thirsty Thursday jukebox!
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I love how I could never flirt with a girl while sober, but when I'm drunk I GOT SO MUCH DAYUM SWAG SON
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BOOYAH!!!
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Ohai whiskey.
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lolwhiskey
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Banker's Club bourbon. $10 per liter. Great cheap mixer.
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Nobody drinking tonight??
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Nope. Got class in the AM.
TOMORROW though. :metal
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in the process of getting drunk..
then i forsee a total postfest.
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Got a nice little buzz watching the B's stomp the Habs tonight.
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Science conferences are the best drunken events ever. I gave my talk today then chatted with 2 guys in the bar who I had talked to really early in the project and then finished the evening off by sticking 2 fingers to jet lag and drinking with the last group standing until we give up!
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My friend is trying to lecture me about my life whilst crashing on my cough and drinking my beer.
Obviously, my life has taken a wrong turn somewhere.
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I love how I could never flirt with a girl while sober, but when I'm drunk I GOT SO MUCH DAYUM SWAG SON
Well, I don't remember posting this,.
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:lol :lol
It was a great post.
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So I grabbed a twelver of PBR last night because it was on sale for stupid dumb cheap. Think I'll crack one or nine tonight, throw on a scarf and get hipster drunk!
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PBR is probably one of the worst beers I've ever had. Only Natty, Milwaukee 's Best, and Keystone Light are worse.
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I love how I could never flirt with a girl while sober, but when I'm drunk I GOT SO MUCH DAYUM SWAG SON
Well, I don't remember posting this,.
:rollin
But hey, you're punctuation remained top notch. :tup
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PBR is probably one of the worst beers I've ever had. Only Natty, Milwaukee 's Best, and Keystone Light are worse.
Oh, for sure. But it was cheap, and I'm on a budget right now. I'd rather have cheap beer than no beer. Does that mean I have a drinking problem? Maybe.
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Well I'm drunk after a good night of beer, Jamiroquai and BBC Comedy shows.
So I bought 16 albums on CD.
Only Revolutions - Biffy Clyro (CD)
Kid A - Radiohead (CD)
In Rainbows - Radiohead (CD)
Hail To The Thief - Radiohead (CD)
Blackbird - Alter Bridge (CD)
Amnesiac - Radiohead (CD)
A Natural Disaster - Anathema (CD)
The Perfect Element 1 - Pain of Salvation (CD)
Frengers: Not Quite Friends But Not Quite Strangers - Mew (CD)
No More Stories Are Told Today, I'm Sorry They Washed Away // No More Stories, The World Is Grey, I'm Tired, Let's Wash Away - Mew (CD)
Alternative 4 - Anathema (CD)
The Powerless Rise - As I Lay Dying (CD)
An Ocean Between Us - As I Lay Dying (CD)
Shadows Are Security - As I Lay Dying (CD)
Fables from a Mayfly - Fair to Midland (CD)
Digital Veil - The Human Abstract (CD)
WWWOOOO!
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You got drunk and bought 16 albums? Wtf? :lol
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Alternated that crazy half-legal 75% moonshine I mentioned early in the thread with tequila shots tonight. Fuuuuckkkk!
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Well had some beers, tried getting my singer from my band into Transatlantic after a fun gig, put on the latest live DVD and he was asleep roughly 4 seconds into the song. :facepalm: Oh well, bed time night it's 5 in the morning, need my beauty sllep.
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We're having a drunk skype chat atm. Anyone's free to join.
ryan_gallagher13
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We're having a drunk skype chat atm. Anyone's free to join.
ryan_gallagher13
Hells yeah!
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PBR is probably one of the worst beers I've ever had. Only Natty, Milwaukee 's Best, and Keystone Light are worse.
Oh, for sure. But it was cheap, and I'm on a budget right now. I'd rather have cheap beer than no beer. Does that mean I have a drinking problem? Maybe.
Of the absolutely dirt-cheap beers, PBR is easily one of the best.
Had a good drunk talk with my roommate tonight... talked about relationships and such. I guess we'll see how we feel about that conversation in the morning, but for now I think it was productive...
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For whatever reason, we're getting blasted on Tom Collins right now. Very nice. Salad and lasagna coming up soon.
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Just finished a whole bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. O lawd, wut have I done.
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lol durnk and wasted in Wednesday.
...I want some of that, please.
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Just finished a whole bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. O lawd, wut have I done.
I feel for you, man. And am doing so by drinking Bud and Jager.
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I AM DISAPPOINTED THIS ISN'T ON THE FIRST PAGE
FUCKING DRUNK
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lets rage?
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Just checking in, if you havn't figured it out all ready. :hat
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Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...
Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.
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Where's the hangover thread? Fuckkk...
Just found out I tried to drunk call my ex (who I'm still really good friends with) but accidentally called her parents house instead. I left a message singing a song about her.
:rollin ^ This is not good!
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I'm curious, what song was it?
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:rollin :rollin
In other news: teh hangover.
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I'm curious, what song was it?
Something I apparently improvised.
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Lol, you guys are hilarious.
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Drank A LOT last night. Luckily two hours before leaving home, I drank about 3 or 4 full cups of water so I'm actually feeling pretty fresh ATM :)
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Just heard the message because she saved it. I sang the Max Power song (from The Simpsons) with her name instead.
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:rollin :rollin
I MUST HEAR THIS
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:rollin :rollin
I MUST HEAR THIS
Is there a way to record Skype conversations? Because that's the only way I can hear it; she lives in a different city.
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Drunk at 5 am on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning? Yeah, that's how I roll.
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I :heart beer.
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Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!
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i'm almost drunk. i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk", but I am definitely intoxicated. something tells me when i wake up tomorrow im going to log on and be like, "Seriously Ricky?"
when im drunk ill post again tonight.
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i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",
Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.
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i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",
Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.
haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?
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"Where you drive to far and start seeing Stuckys?" Haha...Family Guy
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i can still type with proper grammar, which proves im not technically "drunk",
Not really, at least in my case. I've posted stone cold drunk here (many times) to the point where I don't remember posting anything, and falling asleep before I can make it to the bed... and I mean falling asleep on the chair next to my bed.
haha what does that have to do with typing with proper grammar, bro?
Whoops! I forgot to add in that my drunk posts are written pretty well. Ironically enough, I was sober when I forgot to add that in.
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Awesome drunk night last night, a bunch of us ended up getting shirtless in our friend's awesome shed (don't worry, the gender ratio was 50:50) and dancing to LCD Soundsystem's newest album badly.
BUT I WAS MEANT TO BE THE SOBER ONE, WHY AM I INCAPABLE OF DOING THAT
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I posted this in the Skype thread, but whatever:
Tonight at 8:00 pm EST, in honour of his birthday, Ryan/zklkho and I will be having a drink off. A solid fifteen minutes of drinking to see who will be the champion. The American is too afraid to do longer than fifteen minutes so you'll have to settle for that. Everybody tune in on Skype! My name is jacob.scott89 for anyone interested.
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I'm in the tipsy thread, at least.
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im pretty sure i am officially drunk.
finally.
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Same dude! Thirsty Thursdays for the win!
Also known as a Bon Jovi Friday!
On another note, I tried Sake earlier. That shit really sneaks up on you. It's like, "Oh, this is alright. It's not all that strong, so let's try it all of the ways suggested on the back of the label (heated to various temperatures, chilled, etc)". Next thing you know, you're wondering why the room is spinning.
I will say, it's definitely a very different buzz than what I get from most things. Similar, but there's a definite distinction.
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Yep, i think this thread descrinesbe s me.
Just got in 3:05am, 11 beer bongd and 10 regualrs beers later - got a good buzz goin' :)
Got stopped by the police on the way home, i was walking a friedn baxk but left slightly after so i was running to catch him, they asked 'there a fire somewhere?' t which i replided 'no just trying to catch upo with a friedn' when i eventually did he was caeryin hi laPYOPN, n they asked 'that lapytop stoledn lads?' to hwich i replied 'no' so they drove off. :P rateghr strange encounder wih the law
Yoyud guys good?
:biggrin: :biggrin:
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respek.
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Cool story Matt. :P
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COOL
STORY
BRO
Seriposuly had beers tonight, not so drunk, almost there. Hiya!
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bump becaues i deserve to post in this here dadgum thread
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holy sheet im so drunk now someonew talk with me.
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exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead
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exactly how deep is the skin on the average forehead
not deep enough for me to care.
SO YOU HAVE ACCEPTED, MY PROTEGE...good luck.
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'Sup Ricky.
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'Sup Ricky.
Gadough <3.
was hatnin, big daddy? lets continue this in the chat thread ight? was new with you?
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YO DTF.
Pnly tipsy, but for some reaosn finding it harder to play guitar than when I'm properly drunk.
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So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me. :sadpanda:
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So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me. :sadpanda:
Cool story, uh...sis?
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So I was thisfreakingclose to having a four-loko and then Volk wouldn't let me. :sadpanda:
The "blackout in a can" reputation didn't come from people who only drank one, so don't worry. I even saw a guy chug like three out of a beer bong and he was... well yeah he blacked out.
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IVE BEEN DRINKING BUT IM SO MAD AT THAT TOWING COMPANY THAT TOWED MY CAR I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT....AHHH I WASN'T EVEN PARKED ILLEGALLY YET YOU CHARGE 191 DOLLARDS FML....
FASDFAKSJDL;FJA;LSJDF;LAKSJDFL;KAJSD;FLAJ;SDLJK/
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I so DTF right now...
oh wait...
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I quite durnk.
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Haha I really should have been in here yesterday, I was pretty darn drunk.
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I am drinking tonight :biggrin:
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Could do with someone to share the Dom with though
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Haha looks like you've got a good night coming up ahead of you :biggrin:
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Welp, lots of wine!!!! YES
Tursn out i'm better at sketching when i'm drunk because I pay real attention to the little details!
I went to the local pub that my worst enemy from primary school got stabbed in, it was a shithole but i cant say i'm sorry he got STABBED
Also red wine is deliciosus. I wonder if this will cause my first hangoevr ever.
Yup, never had a hangover, PROBLEM?
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holy sheett im drunk bc i don't have to work tomorrow. someone talk to me now that i am highly intoxicated. im not even lying.
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Great night, been to Rail Ale festival...many boozes and more, Can't be arsed to type no more
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oh hi guys
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Y hallo.
I'm feeling good, listening to Frost* :metal
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oh hi guys
Oh dayum gurl u back on DTF holla at ya boy dawg
I also durnk
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DEAR HELLO.
Quite profoundly drunk, cheers.
Throw me questions! I can take it. :hat
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Me Want Cigs....haha its benjamin on drunks....PoW is the best song ever...
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Drinking jenga is the greatest drinking game ever.
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S b it's now twenty to 6 and I'm pretty pfucking ghone, bveen drinking since ab oiuyt 5 yesterday, won £160 on the fooptyh, thanksyou barcelna! r sqw
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Guys it's been a fucking wh8le siunce I've haven't been that drunk we were three and we dranck four pichet of ephemere aux casis and it was the fucking greatsest beer I have drank in my entire life.
So drunk right now wow, and yes I'm form quebec yeah
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I had so much fun writting this post ahahah wow so drunck
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I cant sleep right now when I close my eyes It feels like im doing backflips wooooooooooooo backflips wooooooo
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quadruple posty yeahhhh drunk wuadruple poist yayayayaya
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So I was being designated driver tonight, and this fucking idiot barfed all over my passenger seat area. I just spent 45 minutes cleaning the car at 4:30. I'm so pissed off that now I need a drink so I can sleep goddamnit.
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I often think I want to start drinking again. Perhaps I'll make a poll next time and let DTF decide.
yeahright :lol
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Drinking jenga is the greatest drinking game ever.
So I heard from a 1am text :P
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Oh wow was it really 1 in the morning then? I thought it was like 11 :lol
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Just checked, it was twenty past midnight :lol
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lulz
But seriously, it was epic. We actually managed to get it to the point to where there wasn't a single block that it was even physically possible to remove without it falling over, and we were all properly trashed whilst doing it. Drunk motorskills FTW
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Haha impressive
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Oh jeez, computers need to have a breathaliser or something that stops you using them when you're wasted. Got absolutely smashed last night, was out drinking for a mates birthday anyway and then won £160 on the football so continued drinking till about 6am. Today I have a Barce-hangova.
sigh
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Oh jeez, computers need to have a breathaliser or something that stops you using them when you're wasted. Got absolutely smashed last night, was out drinking for a mates birthday anyway and then won £160 on the football so continued drinking till about 6am. Today I have a Barce-hangova.
sigh
:tup
I feckin love Sam Smiths, £1.90 a pint at cheapest, cant beat it! :D I prefer the stronger stuff @ just over £2 a pint, but still compared to most places at near £4 a pint its pretty awesome!
Hitting town again tomorrow night, think I've been smashed almost 6-7 nights in a row now :P
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EDIT 10 ABV
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I'm just going to say this, don't go camping and drinking at the same time. Especially not if you start drinking before you set up your tent. On a slope. So you wake up with a crick in your neck, curled up in the corner of the tent and unable to move because everyone's sliding to that corner. Cheers slope.
Went to bed at 2am. Boyfriend disappeared at 3am looking for someone who got really pissed off. Got back at 6am and got an hours sleep. Then we stand waiting for about an hour on the street corner looking like we've just escaped from a mental asylum for his dad to pick us up.
I need a drink >.>
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:lol Sounds like you had fun.
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Don't get me wrong, it was great! Drinking from 4 till midnight, I got a whole bottle of wine to myself <3 It was just the bit when we all ran out of booze and had to go to bed that I didn't like :')
Moral of the story: Don't camp, go to people's houses. Preferably one with a nice sofa
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GOT SUM OF DAT CISCO AND WILD IRISH ROSIE WHADDUP
:heart BUM BOOZE
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HOWDY DICKHEADS!!!
This is the closest I've ever been to not being able to spell. But, fortunately, if I close my right eye I can see everything clearly, allowing me to type COHERENTLY omg!!!!
God I'm drunk. I just won an award. Hence the drink.
PS I do not want to know who was fired from the Apprentice tonight. Yet. Last week it was brilliant. My two favourites got fired, but it was SO surprising. RIP Vince Dinosaur and Ellie Reed. You were brilliant and lovely respectively.
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I drank with The Texas PIrate. That's ight. Fuck I can't tye. Ahhhhhh!
It's been an amzing week. Got to see two new states and the pacific ocean. Got to see Blackfield and hang out with Nate and Alex. Graduated from fucking grad school... and now this. Just strike me down, Thor. I don't know if it can get any better.
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I drank with The Texas PIrate. That's ight. Fuck I can't tye. Ahhhhhh!
It's been an amzing week. Got to see two new states and the pacific ocean. Got to see Blackfield and hang out with Nate and Alex. Graduated from fucking grad school... and now this. Just strike me down, Thor. I don't know if it can get any better.
Are you referring to the god or your cat :P
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Neither. I'm referring to the sexy motherfucker who played him in the movie. Jesus christ.
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Going out again tonight. This time, we're not camping, but we're in the garden with plenty of food, alcohol and a working toilet. About 5 or 6 of us are staying for the after party, ie holing ourselves up in the shed with more food, alcohol, and sleeping bags.
Why do I always go out more when I have revision to do? :(
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Ah jeez. It's 1am uK time and I just got home, and I'm a Godfather now! My Godson is the most awesome kid, but his mum is portugese and those dudes take this shit pretty serously, so i've been drinking for about 10 hous. Then I fell asleep on the bus and had to cabbit home. Wouldn't be so bad, except I'm suppost to be in work at 6.30, meaning I've gotta be up at 5., I suspoect I'm going to be late.
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First time at a karaoke bar, I was able to totally destroy "Don't Stop Me Now" :lol
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HIGH ON ALCOHOL, VACATOINS JUST COMMENCED
BOY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT TONIGHT, JUST PASSED EXAM, SEMESTER, EVERYTHING'S ALRIGH
STILL I FEEL LIKE SHIT, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO RECOVER THE FLAME WITH HER, CAUSED HER SO MUCH PAIN, IT FUCKING KILLS ME INSIDE
YEAH YEAH EMO KID WHATEVER IT'S TRUE DEAL WITH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION WEHN DRUNK
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I am increasingly drunk, once again I love Samuel Smiths.
However, I feel that tomorrow I will be more so, and thus making more posts here :)
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Why do I always go out more when I have revision to do? :(
Because drinking with friends is ALWAYS the thing to do and is a more favorable alternative to virtually any other thing short of being with a significant other until you wake up some day in your twenties and slowly start getting it outta your system.
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Is the DUNK thread really on 3rd page.
Nah...this is Benjamin pretty buzzed off of Henney and buddah...i know, cheap beer, but it was what was given...ya know, right...well. thought i say what is up DTF
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Hey guys! When you get drunk (let's say mildly, some wine, some beer, some rum/coke/vodka shakes) do you often recover quickly. Cos it's been three times in a row that I've got quickly drunk and then gone back to sober in 1-2h.
Not drunk at the moment. Will be later I gyess.
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SOUND AWAKE MIGHT JUST BE ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL THE PAST DECADE
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aHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE DUST IN MY SOUL
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so we can always be arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund
drunkdrunkdrunk whwhwhwwh
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Good evening. Do you have any viognier
:rollin
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Drinkin some of the worst Argentinian box wines ever for the sole purpose of shitfacedness. Wish me luck.
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im drunk.
just thought id point that out ight.
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inb4Zack
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hooooooly shit im so drunk right now
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inafterZack
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li ke i cant even see straign
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From an IM conversation, talking about total GYBE plays on last.fm
Zack Penka:52 total
Zack Penka: plus the 4 more from this album
Zack Penka: so 58
deeeeeeeerp
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its true. i love thjis badn
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I think we should start a thread where drunk Zack gives advice to serious life problems. Whenever Zack is drunk we would bump the thread and ask something like
Dear Drunk Zack,
Sometimes it burns when I pee. Also, I think I'm sexually attracted to my neighbor's fencepost. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Inflamed and Aroused
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I think we should start a thread where drunk Zack gives advice to serious life problems. Like, whenever Zack is drunk we would bump the thread and ask something like
Dear Drunk Zack,
Sometimes it burns when I pee. Also, I think I'm sexually attracted to my neighbor's fencepost. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Inflamed and Aroused
you should totally drink some kool aid and fuck that post till the motherfucking redeemers come home.
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Thank you, Drunk Zack! I'll do that! :tup
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Dear Zach,
I keep drinking Febreze straight from the container and I consequently go blind for a few hours afterward. Why is my milk bad?
Yours always and free,
Jamesmann
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Dear Zach,
I keep drinking Febreze straight from the container and I consequently go blind for a few hours afterward. Why is my milk bad?
Yours always and free,
Jamesmann
well the milk is bad because the date says a date that is either today or older than todayu. therefore
your milk. is not high quality.
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My milk. Is not high quality.
It all. Makes sense now.
Thanks. Quad.
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FRED BAMP
i so durnk. dammit. whoa.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Been drinking too much. .. And watching some Harry Potter films to lead up to the series finale next week! Right now watching the Half Blood Prince. . .
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I am only but tipsy :\
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DTF Halifax FTW
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DTF Halifax FTW
o/
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DTF Halifax FTW
o/
*\o
INTERCEPTEEEDDDDDDD.
WOOOOO DTF HALIFAX MEETUP.
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Space Invader threw up. And I just watched Louis C.K videos until 3:00 AM.
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:(
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:caffeine:
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DTF Halifax FTW
When did I even post this....I don't even know.
Awesome meetup though.
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Murr... I need a fez. Fezzes are cool.
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Um... after not having an energy drink in weeks, I had one and felt an uber-caffeine high. Does that count?
I mean, I was like, talking to myself and fucking around with pitches of my voice that I otherwise would have too much self respect to reach. And felt far more elated with the stand-up I do for myself than usual.
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wtcing black dynamt wth captin mogan is thebest eva
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I may get (very) drunk tonight.
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I am drunk. Seeing DT tomorrow! :metal
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im drunk.
what else is new?
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Sorry I missed the Halifax meetup guys. It's a long story (and a bit of a headache to get into, so I'll spare you the details).
If there's another one, I definitely want to be there.
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Trashed and eating Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. Booyah.
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drunk thread ressurection bc the big nasty is drunk on sunday night you nubs. acutally your sunday is my thursday so wus hatnin?
drunken rant
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drunk thread ressurection bc the big nasty is drunk on sunday night you nubs. acutally your sunday is my thursday so wus hatnin?
drunken rant
hehe
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BOOYAH! Fucked up. Probably getting laid also. Yay for alcohol.
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How did you get good at getting laid?
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How did you get good at getting laid?
Practice.
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Hell yeah.
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And I'm guessing practice is getting laid?
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Hell yeah.
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This. I :heart Jack Daniels.
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fuck
im drunk
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Any wine drinkers here?
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Any wine drinkers here?
I'll drink anything
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Any wine drinkers here?
I'll drink anything
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Any wine drinkers here?
Sorta right here, but I'm a n00b.
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h gof the four loko and final fantasy spirits within
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hurk derka durp!!!!
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four loko, oh god
bad experiences...
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four loko, oh god
bad experiences...
With or without Caffeine?
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before they banned the ones with caffeine....
puke... puke everywhere
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before they banned the ones with caffeine....
puke... puke everywhere
I had one can of the stuff and couldn't believe what I was experiencing.
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I drank 2 liters of warm white wine the other night in like 1 hour. Not good. i'm laying off the booze for a while
HAHA YEAH RIGHT I GOT SOME MORE OF THE GOOD SHIT IN THE FRIDGE
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Damn, I didn't think 3 rum+cokes would get me feeling this drunk.
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I :heart Jack Daniels.
Jack and coke #6. Been pacing myself since about 7:00. Starting to get a decent buzz.
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I :heart Jack Daniels.
Jack and coke #6. Been pacing myself since about 7:00. Starting to get a decent buzz.
Jack and Coke is glorious, although I don't have any, and I tossed back some Candian Club
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Checking in for the night. I'm not but my roommate is. :p
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I :heart Jack Daniels.
Jack and coke #6. Been pacing myself since about 7:00. Starting to get a decent buzz.
Jack and Coke is glorious, although I don't have any, and I tossed back some Candian Club
Nice. #7.
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This bottle of Southern Comfort isn't nearly as comforting as I'd hoped.
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Mom causing drama again... haven't been drunk in some time. Considering it as I have to go up there tomorrow.
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Wussamatta Spence? :sadpanda:
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I'm buzzed as a vibrator on Michael J. Fox's head right now.
So yeah, I'm drunk.
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:friday:
whoops... it's sunday :) anyway... :metal
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you guys dot kwno ow awesome OK COMPUTER Is whemn drunk it is aweomseee!!!
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you guys dot kwno ow awesome OK COMPUTER Is whemn drunk it is aweomseee!!!
:lol
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hi
I accidentally a white russian.
and you guys should listen to munly
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A six pack ifb hangearb24 plae ake and ahandle of whiskey and im set
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:rollin
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HOWDY Y'ALL
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Here's the thing, I'm drunk at the moment and I've been wondering why people seem to lose their sense of proper language. Is there any real answer to this riddle?
Edit: after the reading of a few, I noticed this is not the case with all. Harming was not my intention nor was generalising.
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By the way, I love this community. :heart
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Drunk enough to confuse modify for quote.
Exqueeze me? Baking Powder?
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Haha wat
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My parents brought me some absinthe back from Spain. Debating starting a thread and logging my time experimenting with it.
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I had a shot of absinthe (with the flaming sugar cube and everything) when I was in Brussels, but I was already too drunk to decide how I felt about it.
Also, I am drunk. Hello DTF.
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WE'VE ALL GOT WOOD AND NAILS
AND WE TURN OUT HATE IN FACTORIES
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(https://i.min.us/irPpHS35r2A0F.gif)
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Just got home from clubbin. woah I'm wasted as crap. I hope I haven't made (or will make) any embarrassing posts...
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why am i so drunk at 820
wtf
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:corn :hat :rollin :corn :corn :biggrin: :biggrin: :blush :P :o :loser: :facepalm: :D :loser: :huh: :hefdaddy :millahhhh :sad: :tdwn :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: NO BEER MAKES ME A :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda:
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANCHOS :corn :corn :corn :corn :corn
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wat
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wat
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Ok so I've had a bit to cdrink tonight
fsfafagag
afafaf
I lobvef you guys
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HAI DTF IM MOST CERTAINLY DRUHNK
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i lvoe you guys
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We love you too :heart
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Going to get drunk tonight - friend got dumped and he and I aren't driving. But I wanna get drunk cheap, I'm getting married in May. Any ideas for getting trashed on a budget? Pre gaming?
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Going to get drunk tonight - friend got dumped and he and I aren't driving. But I wanna get drunk cheap, I'm getting married in May. Any ideas for getting trashed on a budget? Pre gaming?
If I'm trying to get trashed for the sole purpose of getting trashed, I buy cheapest white wine that comes in a box. Franzia is about 10$ for 3 liters. (make sure you get the 12% stuff, and not the 9%)
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Well on my way right now. It's 7:11 and I've had 4 beers already :D
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i'd also like to add that I too am drunk. BAWKS WHINE
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While not drunk yet, I'm getting there.
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The bender continues. Night #2. MORE WHISKEY!!!!!!!!
And boobs.
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Well on my way right now. It's 7:11 and I've had 4 beers already :D
Haha. Pussy. ;)
8 pints of Pure Brew (sam smiths for those of you who are uneducated) and im feeling good. Not the most I've ever drank (see 7 pints, 5 triple vodka n coke, 15 shots, 8 jager bombs :D )
I've already spammed the DTF FB group and now its the real deals turn i suppose....
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wwtf sdo drunk
hi guys whats goin on
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dfuiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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lol
I'm on my way to drunk, but not still have a ways to go :azn:
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First post in any drunk thread as I have never had alcohol until tonight. I've currently had 5 shots of vodka mixed with OJ or Cranberry/Strawberry or Gatorade in the past hour. I'm definitely feeling a bit tipsy, but I still don't feel like I'm "drunk". For the record, vodka tastes disgusting.
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I've been told it tastes like rubbing alcohol.
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Vodka can be pretty damn good or it can be horrific, totally depends on the brand.
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We picked up Smirnoff.
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I remember once, I was sleeping over at a friend's place, and I drank at least half a bottle of cough syrup on a dare, and I'm positive that I got high off of it.
I felt really warm for the next few hours and was constantly laughing at every single thing, apparently. I'd do it again, some time.
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I definitely feel really warm, and a bit tipsy when looking around, but I can still hop around in circles on one foot just fine. I weigh about 215 btw.
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We picked up Smirnoff.
ehhh I'm not really a fan. Then again I'm more of a whiskey guy myself.
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I don't think I'll ever have it again. It was a little too "raw" for my taste.
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I can't understand how it's possible for any human being to enjoy drinking vodka. I'd rather drink naptha.
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Sobriety is slowly waning. Again.
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I can't understand how it's possible for any human being to enjoy drinking vodka. I'd rather drink naptha.
Actually, back when I started drinking my drink of choice was straight shots of vodka. Like, I really love wasabi, and vodka shots had that same 'punch you in the face' type feeling.
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Jello shots are speeding things up nicely.
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I've just submitted my thesis... :partyinpartyinyeah:
I'll be here for the next 2o days.... YAY....
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First post in any drunk thread as I have never had alcohol until tonight. I've currently had 5 shots of vodka mixed with OJ or Cranberry/Strawberry or Gatorade in the past hour. I'm definitely feeling a bit tipsy, but I still don't feel like I'm "drunk". For the record, vodka tastes disgusting.
I measured out how much I had this morning based on the cup I used and how much I filled it, and it was actually about 8 shots worth in an hour. Just got me a little tipsy and was still able to get several headshots across the map in Bad Company 2 an hour after my last drink.
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Hai DTF. I got a bottle of 'canadian' whiskey from Stater Bros, it was cheap and I think I actually like it more than their cheap scotch for mixing. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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lolwhiskey
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lolwhiskey
uh no lol u bro
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OH HI GUYS
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Hai DTF I'm very well on my way to durnk
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hoping I don't run out of booze before bed time. I gotta be up at 6:00 and the clubs here fill up around 3:30 so there's not much reason to go out tonight
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I started boozing at 9 in the morning today... watching the Argentina - England rugby match.... and keeping it going.....
just wanted to give a heads up.... in case I start bullshitting soon.....
;D
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Ich bin drunk! And I got major hickups! Dammit!
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I find it hilarious that this entire thread is made up of only two types of posts:
1. Announcements of being drunk.
2. Declarations that the poster will soon be drunk.
It's funny. 38 pages of this shit. :lol
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I miss porksoda :sadpanda:
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So frakking typical... My first drunk post ewar, and I get the "I only read announcements of being drunk" right in my face!
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I wm in Jerisalujm, OSRAEL rigjht now, and drunk for yhr third time ik nmy life. I'm such a lightweight... a glass of merlot, a berr, a shot of tequila, and a couple cocktails, and I'm drunk off my ass right now.
Beer is nasty though; i keep expecting to get tused to the tasted of alcohol bu i never do.
If any of you know jerusalem btw, you know beni huta street is the fucking best place ever.
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fg,sdngl,dhgfjlkdgjfglk again
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MY PLUG IN BABY
CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES
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HELLO
I AM DRUNK
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I'm pretty much the same, you know what pisses me off though, I've thrown £100 away tonight.... >:( :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored
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oy vey
Tuesday drunk ftw
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I'm pretty much the same, you know what pisses me off though, I've thrown £100 away tonight.... >:( :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored
I've done worse dude :(
not in pounds, but in USD and Arg. Pesos, but yeah. It definitely sucks
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I'm pretty much the same, you know what pisses me off though, I've thrown £100 away tonight.... >:( :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored
I've done worse dude :(
not in pounds, but in USD and Arg. Pesos, but yeah. It definitely sucks
Yeah man, I love getting royally arseholed and buying rounds in for friends/girls (if you ever come out drinking with me you'll learn I'm one generous mofo ;) ) but I fuckin hate the hole in my bank account in the morning!! >:( :censored
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Ouch. I think the worst I ever spent was like 50 quid in a night. Of course, that was all on me because I'm stingy asshole, but still.
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this time I', m seriously drunk..... love you all.... seriously... I'm glad that you're part of my lie... life//// and you're mine.... :heart :heart :heart
I'm not gonna correct the mistakes... cause it's the drunk thread anyway ......
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I'm pretty much the same, you know what pisses me off though, I've thrown £100 away tonight.... >:( :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored
I've done worse dude :(
not in pounds, but in USD and Arg. Pesos, but yeah. It definitely sucks
Yeah man, I love getting royally arseholed and buying rounds in for friends/girls (if you ever come out drinking with me you'll learn I'm one generous mofo ;) ) but I fuckin hate the hole in my bank account in the morning!! >:( :censored
I do this when I'm drunk, I always dread waking up and signing on to look at my bank account.
I think I'm going to have a few drinks in a bit because I've been coding like crazy all day, I'll revisit this thread.
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The keyboard solo on "Beneath the Surface" makes a lot more sense when you're drunk :tup
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Just poured myself an enormous glass of fairly strong red wine.
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just poured myself a second glass of some grey goose yum yum
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I'm enjoying some gin watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and :rollin
Cheers guys ;D
Reaper, my favorite vodka (bang for your buck) is Svedka :tup
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I'm enjoying some gin watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and :rollin
Cheers guys ;D
Reaper, my favorite Vodka (bang for your buck) is Svedka :tup
Svedka isn't bad but I havne't had it in some time.
Is it Svedka that is doing those crazy flavors now like whipped cream?
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I'm enjoying some gin watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and :rollin
Cheers guys ;D
Reaper, my favorite Vodka (bang for your buck) is Svedka :tup
Svedka isn't bad but I havne't had it in some time.
Is it Svedka that is doing those crazy flavors now like whipped cream?
Not sure...I know Smirnoff does a lot of different flavors. Smirnoff is pretty decent in my experience as well.
My favorite vodka ever is a vodka out of Austin,TX called Tito's
https://titosvodka.com/
Can drink that stuff straight with no need for a chaser at all. So damn smooth!
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getting there....
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getting there....
I'll race ya! I'm on my 3third glass of whiskey!
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oooohhhhhh ok... I'm doing shots now then... let's see....
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shots of? Can't just leave me hanging
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of Sauza... I don't mind hanging tmw.... bring it on :P
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I'll be drunk tomorrow night peoples
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
I'll be drunk tomorrow night peoples
I'll be here . . . maybe . . . after the bar
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
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I has some tasty beer, but just starting on my drinking adventures for the night
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
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I has some tasty beer, but just starting on my drinking adventures for the night
Welcome axeman!
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
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I has some tasty beer, but just starting on my drinking adventures for the night
Welcome axeman!
Thank you kind sir! I doubt I'll get properly inebriated tonight, the real shenanigans go down on Saturday for me :D
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
Of course I do, the one down the street is really nice ;)
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I has some tasty beer, but just starting on my drinking adventures for the night
Welcome axeman!
Thank you kind sir! I doubt I'll get properly inebriated tonight, the real shenanigans go down on Saturday for me :D
cheers then....
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
Of course I do, the one down the street is really nice ;)
ahahhaaaa thanks :laugh:
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
Of course I do, the one down the street is really nice ;)
ahahhaaaa thanks :laugh:
Anytime ;)
I will take you boating tho. . .. get a tan on you lol
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Not trying to get drunk tonight, but I'm having a few beers to relax.
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
Of course I do, the one down the street is really nice ;)
ahahhaaaa thanks :laugh:
Anytime ;)
I will take you boating tho. . .. get a tan on you lol
:omg: looking for cheap flights now .... pick me up at the airport?
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I won't be sober until the 11th of Oct....
whoo!! Sounds like when I was back in school
oh that'd be great... well I might actually... do you know any good hotel in the neighbourhood :P
that makes sense... because I've been back to student life this year.... felt really good..... back to real life in October :'(
ok I need more booze now..... :-\
Fly over and bring some to me!
Of course I do, the one down the street is really nice ;)
ahahhaaaa thanks :laugh:
Anytime ;)
I will take you boating tho. . .. get a tan on you lol
:omg: looking for cheap flights now .... pick me up at the airport?
done!
Not trying to get drunk tonight, but I'm having a few beers to relax.
you gonna stop by turntable tonight?
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Drink number #4 GO!
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
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hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
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hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
all kind of shit.... don't want any of those...
good food in FL?
I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
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G&T babe
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
Gin is one spirit I was never fond of, so I guess I vote vodka
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hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
all kind of shit.... don't want any of those...
good food in FL?
great food in FL, depends on your tastes though
EDIT: go G&T
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Not trying to get drunk tonight, but I'm having a few beers to relax.
you gonna stop by turntable tonight?
When is it?
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Looks like FL wins this vote, we got this Reaper
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Not trying to get drunk tonight, but I'm having a few beers to relax.
you gonna stop by turntable tonight?
When is it?
I don't know I'm going to move to my main comp in a bit here, prolly like 10 miunutes, I haven't checked the thread to see if anyone is there though
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
Gin is one spirit I was never fond of, so I guess I vote vodka
Gin is a hell of a drink? Give it another try... me says...
hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
all kind of shit.... don't want any of those...
good food in FL?
great food in FL, depends on your tastes though
EDIT: go G&T
I'm a picky fussy rubbish whining cry baby when it comes to eating.... especially in the US.... I starve to death.... just make sure that you've got beers in the bridge... then I'll survive.... ;)
G&T it is...
G&T babe
I'm on it love....
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
Gin is one spirit I was never fond of, so I guess I vote vodka
Gin is a hell of a drink? Give it another try... me says...
hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
all kind of shit.... don't want any of those...
good food in FL?
great food in FL, depends on your tastes though
EDIT: go G&T
I'm a picky fussy rubbish whining cry baby when it comes to eating.... especially in the US.... I starve to death.... just make sure that you've got beers in the bridge... then I'll survive.... ;)
deal, however I can also cook, and seeing as I wasn't born in the US you won't have to be picky ;)
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
Gin is one spirit I was never fond of, so I guess I vote vodka
Gin is a hell of a drink? Give it another try... me says...
hrmm what kinda snacks do you have laying around?
all kind of shit.... don't want any of those...
good food in FL?
great food in FL, depends on your tastes though
EDIT: go G&T
I'm a picky fussy rubbish whining cry baby when it comes to eating.... especially in the US.... I starve to death.... just make sure that you've got beers in the bridge... then I'll survive.... ;)
deal, however I can also cook, and seeing as I wasn't born in the US you won't have to be picky ;)
oh right? Canadian ? am I wrong?
I'm not a bad cook myself either...
(outrageous quoting :laugh:)
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I'm a but hungry now.... but don't wanna eat.... just wanna drink.... what am I gonna do?
drink
mmmm. makes sense... I'm on it..... ran out of tequila.....
G&T or vodka?
Gin is one spirit I was never fond of, so I guess I vote vodka
Gin is a hell of a drink? Give it another try... me says...
Eh, I'm almost exclusively a (craft) beer drinker these days. I pretty much only drink liquors when I'm doing shots or at a casino and the drinks are free. In those cases I usually tend towards whiskey
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you do casinos :o
nice.... I've never been to... damn....
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oh right? Canadian ? am I wrong?
I'm not a bad cook myself either...
(outrageous quoting :laugh:)
Nope. Born in Lithuania, hence the crazy first name, I have myself a lovely EU passport.
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oh right? Canadian ? am I wrong?
I'm not a bad cook myself either...
(outrageous quoting :laugh:)
Nope. Born in Lithuania, hence the crazy first name, I have myself a lovely EU passport.
oh your name of course.... god I can't think properly, hence the thread :)
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you do casinos :o
nice.... I've never been to... damn....
Only a two hour drive from Atlantic City, and my family's vacationed in Las Vegas a few times, so I've gotten to go a few times in the last couple years.
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oh right? Canadian ? am I wrong?
I'm not a bad cook myself either...
(outrageous quoting :laugh:)
Nope. Born in Lithuania, hence the crazy first name, I have myself a lovely EU passport.
oh your name of course.... god I can't think properly, hence the thread :)
lol no worries
you do casinos :o
nice.... I've never been to... damn....
Only a two hour drive from Atlantic City, and my family's vacationed in Las Vegas a few times, so I've gotten to go a few times in the last couple years.
A few of my buddies rave about AC, I've never had a chance to visit, worth the trip?
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you do casinos :o
nice.... I've never been to... damn....
Only a two hour drive from Atlantic City, and my family's vacationed in Las Vegas a few times, so I've gotten to go a few times in the last couple years.
cool :tup
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you do casinos :o
nice.... I've never been to... damn....
Only a two hour drive from Atlantic City, and my family's vacationed in Las Vegas a few times, so I've gotten to go a few times in the last couple years.
A few of my buddies rave about AC, I've never had a chance to visit, worth the trip?
I guess so. I think I'm just a bit spoiled because I went to Vegas before I went to AC, and Vegas is just so much more :hat Atlantic City is cool though. You can get a room cheap at a place like the Tropicana, and then just take a cab and spend all your time hanging out at the Borgata (easily the coolest hotel in the city).
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drunk and I can't stop laughing at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7uQrt4Enc
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:lol :lol :lol
OMG I can't stop lol'ing now....
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lol I haven't laughed at a video as hard as this since "Independent"
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what the fuck am i watching
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:rollin :rollin
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drunk and I can't stop laughing at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7uQrt4Enc
I wish I could say this surprises or shocks me, but....it doesn't. Sadly.
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That song honestly might be worse than Friday.
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I actually paused Haken to listen to that. Worst decision ever.
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lawl wtf
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I think it's time to pour one last drink for me
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G&T rocks :metal
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It does, you can never go wrong with it.
I sadly don't have any gin :(
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I'll get you a bottle at the duty free....
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Southern Comfort, anyone???
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I'll get you a bottle at the duty free....
wonderful . . . . so you book that plane ticket yet?
Southern Comfort, anyone???
soco lime is delicious
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Southern Comfort, anyone???
love it.... ice only.....
I'll get you a bottle at the duty free....
wonderful . . . . so you book that plane ticket yet?
Southern Comfort, anyone???
soco lime is delicious
hey I'd do it.... I'm a crazy person....
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I'll get you a bottle at the duty free....
wonderful . . . . so you book that plane ticket yet?
Southern Comfort, anyone???
soco lime is delicious
hey I'd do it.... I'm a crazy person....
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Great news I <3 crazy people
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al right then.... after I finish this bloody 'DTF Official Profile Thread' post... I'll look for a flight....
any chance to see DT gig?
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al right then.... after I finish this bloody 'DTF Official Profile Thread' post... I'll look for a flight....
any chance to see DT gig?
There isone in OCt, however I thought you said that they were a bit boring?
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Everybody's drinking tonight!
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Everybody's drinking tonight!
I'm about to quit drinking for the evening
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Oh I quit a while back, but even so.
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al right then.... after I finish this bloody 'DTF Official Profile Thread' post... I'll look for a flight....
any chance to see DT gig?
There isone in OCt, however I thought you said that they were a bit boring?
you know... for a change.... :p
Everybody's drinking tonight!
I'm about to quit drinking for the morning
fix'd for myself....
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I'm about to finish my last glass of wine, i dunno what teh fuck I'm gonna do about this lack of alcohol situation
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ALright i Am done for the night everyonne have a goodnight!
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ciao
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psh, I'm just getting started tonight. Though I have a job interview tomorrow at 11:30, and I need to prep some stuff for it tomorrow morning so I'm not gonna get too trashed.
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psh, I'm just getting started tonight. Though I have a job interview tomorrow at 11:30, and I need to prep some stuff for it tomorrow morning so I'm not gonna get too trashed.
best of luck!
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Was saving this white russian gor the basbeabll games tonight. ALRAEDY GOONE!
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Now whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats up dtf. Having a good time I guess? :D
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Now whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats up dtf. Having a good time I guess? :D
Sounds like you may be ;D
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I worked 40 hours this week and on top of that had 13 hours of class time, which doesn't include homework. I've done six shots of jack and I'm now sipping on jack + dr pepper. I needed this.
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workin my way there
I retardedly missed my physics today so basically fuck everything
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so basically fuck everything
Im sigging this because it made me :rollin
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww im drunck watching rugby fuckf uck fcufk yeaaaa
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fuck yea drinkin n shit
so basically fuck everything
Im sigging this because it made me :rollin
:heart
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Not only have I been drinking tonight, but I had to pull bodyguard duty for a good friend of mine because her boyfriend couldn't get into the bar since he's 20.
Of course, I should be hittin' that, but I have patience.
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I got some interesting texts from Sigz and was expecting to see him here. I really want to know what happens with that sorority...
I was durnk but got sober watching a movie and drove home safely ;D
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also :Fronkensteen:
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dat headache :facepalm:
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I'm so drunk and I'm loving it.
English pale ale rocks...
And I'm having great pictures taken for you guys ;)
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I'm so drunk and I'm loving it.
English pale ale rocks...
And I'm having great pictures taken for you guys ;)
sounds like a great time, can't wait to see pics.
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You guys have the best beer over there...
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Oh I'm sure you'll love the pics ... And yes beer is yumm in this country ... I'm a huge fan of bitter...
Hang on a minute, I need some more now...
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I got some interesting texts from Sigz and was expecting to see him here. I really want to know what happens with that sorority...
:lol
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i ams so fucking fdunmk is it unbeliebeavle haha fuck spleling
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im not gonna lie obscure youre the onmst beautifl women and i'd like to lay next top you one night and stare andinto your eyes
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:|
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:rollin
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Hey you need to tell these amazing things to the others on your sig every now and then or they'll get jelly :laugh:
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i am and they are likign it
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Good you're making us all happy :P
Ran out of booze now :-[... In a hotel room ... so off to bed...
Night night guys....
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Oh I'm sure you'll love the pics ... And yes beer is yumm in this country ... I'm a huge fan of bitter...
Hang on a minute, I need some more now...
I remember I went to a pub in england and decided to knock back every beer that wasn't sold here or that I haven't had, needless to say I didn't make it
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I got some interesting texts from Sigz and was expecting to see him here. I really want to know what happens with that sorority...
:lol
Also, if your phone has the ability (mine doesn't) please post my 'me gusta' face pic on here for teh lulz.
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ME GUSTA
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Image0008.jpg)
ORLY
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Photo0212.jpg)
YA RLY
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Image0009.jpg)
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:heart
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Last night my roommate threw a ridiculous kegger...we had 100+ people here and man did I have a hell of a time.
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I need something that actually tastes good. I just polished off 4 bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade/Raspberry cause it tastes great and I feel just a little buzzed. I tried a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey the other day and found out I really don't like the taste of alcohol. Yet anything with less than 10% will require drinking a huge volume of fluid. Suggestions?
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my tasty choices:
frozen lime margarita
vodka - apple (or energy drink...not very healthy though)
Italian Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur .... (to sweet for me, I always mix with vodka)
Mohito
G&T
hey how did your Colonoscopy go? ...well, I mean what's the result? Nothing serious I hope....
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G&Ts are simple and generally taste pretty good/non-alcoholic.
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ok so im hammered and just posted a thread on mp.com that said "to all the haters i have to question, whats with the violent aggression" and it got locked. i mean com on that hilarious right?
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Not actually drunk hah! Kinda weird, as I don't remember the last time I went a full 24 hrs without a drink.
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ok so im hammered and just posted a thread on mp.com that said "to all the haters i have to question, whats with the violent aggression" and it got locked. i mean com on that hilarious right?
yeah totally man i lol'd
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currently packing for my move back to my hometown(for short stay), while listening to ADTOE and enjoying some gin :tup
Damn that album felt like it was 30 minutes long...
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HAI DTF UIM RATHER DRUNK
WELL
BACK TO BEING AWESOME
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I'm drunk again guys... I hope I'm not the only one... cheers...
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Well on my way right now.
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Well on my way right now.
I'm about to pour my first drink :tup
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Finishing up my first beer right now OMNOMNOM
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What are you drinking sigz?
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Yuengling for me. Noobs out west don't get this .
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Right now a Karl Strauss Pintail Pale Ale (https://www.karlstrauss.com/PAGES/Brews/OurBeer/PintailPaleAle.html), next up is a Firestone Walker California Pale Ale (https://www.firestonebeer.com/beers/products/pale-31), and then on to the whiskey and cokes.
Not sure if Karl Strauss is available out east, but I know Bill's said you can get the FW special brews out there, I really recommend them.
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I think I may have seen Karl Strauss at a bar I frequent, I'll try to make note to try it out if it's there.
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Fuck you guys and legally buying beer.
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It's awesome, probably one of the few perks of being over 21.
After I turned 21 I started drinking less and less, harder classes, work and I just didn't have the time. It is nice not to be at the mercy of what someone gets you when you give them money. I've had enough Natty Light to last me a lifetime.
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Felling oh so fucking good after a night of Stone beers at my favorite bar in NYC :hat
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lol felling
guys I am not going to tell you anything about my evening, only share with you this text from Bill to fill in the blanks with:
Bratwurst *and* penis, you're having quite the night
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Ooo I was in this thread before I knew I was in this thread before I even posted, but the bump made me see it and...here we...are... Hi. Hi there. There's alcohol in my stomach, and that's relaly all I've come here to say. I hope everyone is feeling as good as I am and feels much better than I will at 7 AM when I awake in a bloody rage of torment and a torrent of peach cobbler. I wish.
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BOGGLE?
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I'm down.
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I'm pretty fucking drunk right now. I don't know why. Drinking is so weird. One night, at my best friends house, who I want to fuck, and haven't yet but I certainly will at some point before my stupid self dies, I drank this 12 pack; this one twelve pack. And I wasn't drunk at all, I could have passed a test given by a big 'ole piglet. A simple drunk test, if I were pulled over, would have passed unanimously if there were a row of sexy judges. But I've had two shots of tequila, six beers, and I'm blasted. Normally that'd be blasted ANYWAY, but I've eaten a lot today and I'm stressed like a motherfuck. What? I wish Pokemon were real. Why my typing isn't affected in the least when I'm even seeing triples is beyond me. I've always been good at typing. I sucked before I took some random computing class in highschool. BAM. Once I started "asdfjk;", it was done. 2342343 words per minute with two mistakes. Not to toot my own horn. Hmmm, well, I'm done beating off my ego and telling you all of useless things in which I care nothing about yet ramble on AND ON about due to my wizardy.
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I've never been durnk on the internet. Next Friday or Saturday I stay at home, I will dirnk.
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İ miss DTF so much now and wanna post on every thread .... But i'm so drunk....
Anyway, feel lucky to have joined to this forum.... :heart
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I plan on invading this thread and website tomorrow with my words and penis. Ladies, you're welcome and sorry for the random mason jars in advance
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But whatyd about we geneylemen?! Whty are we npt nelcorme?
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Bill can has beer?
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Mmm this thread is promising to be fun today
Thank God it's Drunk-day
İ miss DTF so much now and wanna post on every thread .... But i'm so drunk....
Anyway, feel lucky to have joined to this forum.... :heart
i don't remember posting this... :laugh:
but it's so true!
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OH HI I JUST RETURNED FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN BEER FESTIVAL
and i am obviously not drunk enough from my typing...
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I just got done slamming a 6 pack and some LOVELY Seagrams 7.
Listening to ADTOE and it is one fucking amazing album. It reminds me of an Images and Words mixed with 6DOIT the song and Awake.
On Bridges In The Sky and its the heaviest thing they've done since Honor Thy father.
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Last night I drank a bunch of Sailor Jerry and coke, watched hot college girls wrestle in jello, played Magic with four of the coolest guys I know, went to a metal show, ate a whole large pizza, smoked like 25 cigarettes, eventually threw up, and crashed on my friends couch.
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Last night I drank a bunch of Sailor Jerry and coke, watched hot college girls wrestle in jello, played Magic with four of the coolest guys I know, went to a metal show, ate a whole large pizza, smoked like 25 cigarettes, eventually threw up, and crashed on my friends couch.
This guy needs to be a moderator here. What a champion.
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Thanks :D Friday night started at 4pm for me and ended at 5am. I accidentally walked in to my vegans friend this morning and he and his girl were naked. I think he's mad at me lol. Also, when I threw up, it was in my friends BMW. So, I think I might be paying for that haha
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HE!Y!
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mmm strange.... nobody's drunk tonight?
am I alone? :-\ :sadpanda: :angry: :sad: :huh: :mehlin
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Not drunk, but drinking and watching football. :tup
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oh thank god.... be quick..... I don't wanna be alone :-\
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Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing :metal
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I am beginning my first ever DTF drinking festival.
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Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing :metal
Definitely a good album. I don't like much else from them though.
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Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing :metal
Definitely a good album. I don't like much else from them though.
Secret Samadhi is very good also.
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I'm sobering up now, I was fucking gone hours ago. I took a nice long nap as well. :tup
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Drunken bastards compelled me to listen to Secret Samadhi.
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The only listening anyone needs to be doing is to the voice of Richard Brewer from Young Guns, starring Emiio Estevez
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Hello, I'm kind of a cunt when I drink a lot. Lucky for me and everyone around me, I haven't drank a lot. Just quite a bit. I'm drunk, but not drunk enough to be too much of a cunt. Maybe an asshole, maybe a fart here or there. But no cunts. None. Not even for my penis. Which suck, but hey, appley pies are nice.
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The Leinenkugel's Oktoberfest makes my mouth taste like Ritz brand snacking crackers. I guess it's not bad.
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I fuckin hate Ritz. Regurgitate that shit, brohan.
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Nah, it reminds of 1999.
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When I read the numbers '1999', I immediately thought of Mojo-Jo-Jo and scrambled eggs.
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Haha what the hell is that? Is it Will SMith Presents: Gettin Jiggy Wit It?
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You don't know who MOJO-JO-JO is!? Unbelievable! He's the PowerPuff Girls' nemesis and utterly hilarious villain. He's a bit like God, but funnier and has more traits akin to 'ole Lucifeh. But y'know, he's chill. Like a vill. Will Smith gets on my nerves, especially after destroying the deity that is I Am Legend. Making a blond hair blue eyes main character a brawny (though terribly sexy) black man... Psh! If they'd stayed true to the original book's storyline, the movie would have been so epic. You can keep the ethnicity change, but if only they had made the ending the same... *Sigh* He's not legend.
That was odd. Hm. 34th beer.
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I just realized how much i enjoy Strange Deja Vu. It can sometimes take time to understand songs, but you know it's always there. It's just is.
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Have you ever had a hangover which lasts two days.... I still couldn't recover from crazy Saturday night... :-\
But I'll start boozing soon and I'll be fine :D
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Here I am again. May the Force be with you all
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why am i drunk on a wednesday
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because why the fuck not
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Its my goal this week to be drunk all day, everyday since Monday until Friday. Take a few hours rest then start again. Sounds like a plan to me.
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because why the fuck not
This is the perfect answer.
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I threw up from drinking for the first time last weekend
Well actually i threw up because i mixed it with 2 bowls but w/e
i am also not sober right now so yay begin the commencing of the start of the beginning of procrastinating
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Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.
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fuck i am now craving White Castle hamburgers. Damn you Dogfish Pumpkin Ale!
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Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.
it was a pretty intense thing. i did it for my birthday too, except drank way less and smoked way more.
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Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.
it was a pretty intense thing. i did it for my birthday too, except drank way less and smoked way more.
That usually works out better. Never the other way around though (for me. i've seen people handle it like champs)
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This morning was one of those 'what the fuck am I doing with my life' hangovers.
Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.
I stupidly did this last night, huge mistake.
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I mix every kind of booze and cigars and everything... vomit-free for so many years :neverusethis:
two and a half more hours of driving... then me gets drunk ;D
cheers boys.... ;)
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I mix every kind of booze and cigars and everything... vomit-free for so many years :neverusethis:
Definitely not talking about that kind of smoking :P
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what kind of smoking? :P
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The kind that should be legal.
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yes that's what I'm talking about :)
what are you drinking? I need inspiration....
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Nothing right now. I'm in class :P :P
Later though it will probably be Budweiser because I'm poor and stuff
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awwww... if we ever meet each other, remind me to treat you some expensive stuff..... until we both fall over :D
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Falling over is definitely my plan for tonight. No classes tomorrow!!!
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I have found that Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash is extremely tasty in Pepsi.
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This morning was one of those 'what the fuck am I doing with my life' hangovers.
Don't miss those one bit.
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Tomorrow morning will be one of those 'why don't I do this more often' hangovers.
FTFM
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They are easier if you plan ahead for them. An organized drunk leads to a tolerable hangover.
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I guess you're right. My Friday mornings are usually pretty manageable. Every once in a while, I wake up wondering WTF hit me, but for the most part, I'm good.
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This is the busiest school week I have ever had in my life.
Large amounts of substances will be consumed and abused this weekend, no doubt.
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Falling over is definitely my plan for tonight. No classes tomorrow!!!
^ Mmmmmmmmhm. Oh, I can feel the warmth. I'm starting early because I stayed up all night studying for my god damn Psych exam and the siphilis-oozing cunt face canceled the class because he was "feeling under the weather". You're going to be feeling the underside of my balls against your nasty-man-nose come tomorrow, Professor Dicklestick. Cheers, you peanut-turd. *GULPGULPGULP*
Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.
This is the busiest school week I have ever had in my life.
Large amounts of substances will be consumed and abused this weekend, no doubt.
This too. That asshole... I KNOW I would have aced it... ARGH! And still will. But...shit. BUTT SHIT. I'm will now stick it to the man in my own way by rolling a Marley on my psych book. Take that.
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Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.
Wild Turkey American Honey is good shit.
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Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.
Wild Turkey American Honey is good shit.
Yessir, very much so; it's gettin' me good. I used to drink Jack with honey but this stuff kicks the shit out of it. It's so ridiculously smooth. I can hold my liquor but I'll be the first to admit I'm a complete pansy about how it goes down; I almost always need a chaser lest I make a WHITE FACE, HAGGARD GRIN. Ksorrydone. But with this? Mmm. Been drinkin it straight from the bottle for an hour. Thanks for makin' me feel manly, Wild Turkey! /infomercial
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my long distance driving is over..... YAY
enjoying my first bottle now.... not a decent ale but doesn't matter..... booze is booze....
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I like your style Nem, I like it a lot.
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So last weekend someone dumped a couch in the middle of the intersection in front of my house, and it got set on fire later into the night:
(https://hphotos-sea1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/325313_2438494364379_1312359954_2868751_2076416886_o.jpg)
The firemen had to come put it out:
(https://hphotos-ash4.fbcdn.net/331691_2438504164624_1312359954_2868757_1976115269_o.jpg)
God I love this town.
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Hahahaha! Pretty! If that happened in my 'town' (SHIT BUBBLE), everyone would go nuts. It'd be in the papers, "Couch set on fire, Satan descends."
Ordinary fucking people.
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Neat photo.
Shit was getting lit on fire in my college town all the time.
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Drinking a Stella Arotis right now. :metal
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I never enjoyed stella :/
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I love this beer. It's pretty expensive though :(
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Good buzz. Getting a little drunk. I love it.
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Should I go to a party later or not... I can't decide.
I really don't feel like it right now, but it's been about 3 weeks since I last went to one...
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If i miss out on a single party i get that feeling i got when I was little and your parents wouldn't let you go outside but you could see all your friends playing and having fun through the window. That feeling.
So go.
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Nah I decided to stay in. My friends might be coming over later for hookah as well, so it should be fun anyway.
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I feel like a bitch because I am drinking this beer and for some reason it does not appeal to me at all right now and I can't bring myself to finish it
I can only drink beer when I am drunk. Otherwise it is like drinking piss contaminated with fecal matter. But I have a shit ton of work to do so there is currently no time for drinking
or smoking
or doing anything fun
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Nah I decided to stay in. My friends might be coming over later for hookah as well, so it should be fun anyway.
I was going to say do it but hookah is awesome. I have to take pics of my pipe and post some pics sometime.
Just had a nice rum and coke :)
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Mike, what beer are you drinking?
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"Spent the night with a friend of mine and a handle of good whiskey"
kudos to who can name the artist and song
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Iiiiiiiii'm drunk.
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ok im a little drunk... to be honest ive been way worse... but i just watched the george harrison documentary on hbo and i feel like my life has changed.
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Bottle of Warsteiner because i'm trying my hardest to save the red wine for another day...
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Drinking cheap wine (Almaden cab) and writing guitar parts to a song a producer I work with sent me. I don't wanna tackle this bridge, ugh... *drinks a lot of wine*...ok let's go!!
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Mike, what beer are you drinking?
sam adams, which normally i like but tonight does not appeal at all
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TOPOO SOLID FLESH WOULD MELT
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This thread has been particularly active lately.
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Interesting because myliquor store was also particularly active today. I am drinking chardonnay tonight.
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sweet tea whiskey ftw
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Box wine. i'm a classy nigguh
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Box wine. i'm a classy nigguh
*high five*
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I have still never had wine from a box...
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So last weekend someone dumped a couch in the middle of the intersection in front of my house, and it got set on fire later into the night:
(https://hphotos-sea1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/325313_2438494364379_1312359954_2868751_2076416886_o.jpg)
The firemen had to come put it out:
(https://hphotos-ash4.fbcdn.net/331691_2438504164624_1312359954_2868757_1976115269_o.jpg)
God I love this town.
which town is that??
I swear I won't stalk you :caffeine:
I won't be sober from 8 pm tonight to Monday morning... :metal
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holy fuck hungover
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This is fucking awesome, i'm not hungover in the slightest. I mean, granted, I had the worst fucking beer shits known to the history of chocolate waterfalls, but BOY oh boy do I feel good. HEY, look at that, my jack still has some shots in it, I think I'll-*BLAAAAAARGHRHAHSSSSSSSSSSSHDDDDDDKKKKKAAAAHH*
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I have still never had wine from a box...
I don't recommend it unless you need to get shitfaced for cheap and you don't drink liquor
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Wine in a can, it's the only way to go.
which town is that??
I swear I won't stalk you :caffeine:
Isla Vista, CA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista,_California
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*goes to United Airlines website* :p
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oh shit
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Got an A on my presentation and professor said it was the best one he has seen in a long time
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH time to drunk
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well deserved... :tup
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because i'm trying my hardest to save the red wine for another day...
see that? Fuck that. shit's goin down NOW
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THATS THE SPIRIT
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;)
(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/funny-facebook-fails-yes-they-do.jpg)
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Sailor Jerry (rum, I'm not sure how widely known it is so I'll specify) and Dr. Pepper for me. Hard week at work, shitty day today, and so here I am at my computer alone drinking. Might head over to my dads and drink with him and watch Deep Space Nine. Why not?
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Oh man i am goona be completelpy fucked byu the end if tonight
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And so
IT BEGINS
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Holy shit I didn't drink that much wine but I already feel fucked up. Wow this is wonderful, I feel so calm and correct hahaha
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On the contrary, I'm only 1.5 shots in and I feel blah
THE SOLUTION IS POUND POUND POUND GO JIGGLYPUFF
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Jigglypuff used Splash! It's super confusing for Jigglypuff to use Splash! It's not very effective...
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Jigglypuff should try to get a job instead because she is just a stupid dumb bitch i hate her
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Yeah fuck him or her or it haha
Also, I miss playing pokemon, I havent played in a decade at least :(
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wine wine wine wine
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Not drinkin tonight.
:hat
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I am, but I'm not going to get blasted, I'm just going to have a few drinks while reading.
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Holding a nice buzz after all. Really chill night, doing some tutoring and listening to the rain of whatever tropical storm hitting my window in bursts.
Good stuff
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Let the drinking commence.
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not drunk yet (that's on the to do list for tonight though) after plenty of red wine and some port at birthday dinner for my mom
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only red wine in my veins and in my brains now....
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I was just looking for this thread, I'm about to open a bottle of red myself.
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red wine is awesome when you really miss it... cheers....
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Let the drinking commence.
We killed four and half 30 racks. Successful night was successful.
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Not drinking (yet) tonight, but I had some absolutely delicious merlot last night
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Yup it's delicious, I wish the weather wasn't so gloomy.
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Not drinking (yet) tonight, but I had some absolutely delicious merlot last night
I like to get a nice buzz going for animation domination, however it's still a bit away.
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Yup it's delicious, I wish the weather wasn't so gloomy.
it is here too...another legitimate reason to drink :p
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Yup it's delicious, I wish the weather wasn't so gloomy.
it is here too...another legitimate reason to drink :p
agreed!
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Not drinking (yet) tonight, but I had some absolutely delicious merlot last night
I like to get a nice buzz going for animation domination, however it's still a bit away.
I'll probably open some beer after dinner, but tonight is serious busines TV night. Dexter, Breaking Bad, and Boardwalk Empire means that I have to have my wits about me.
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There is no animation tonight, fucking baseball. I'm going to need another bottle . . . .
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Red Wine and sushi is not so bad
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I'm about to tear open a carton of cheap white myself.
fix'd
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Man do I have a buzz still from the great beer I had tailgating at the Pats game today. I've got to fly out to Columbus tomorrow. Aspirin and water, hear I come.
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Man I had a bitch of a hangover today. It wasn't super strong, but it lasted till like three or four.
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Monday drunk. Welcome to the family
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ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO
Drunk and having a Doctor Who marathon :D
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I'm about to watch some Trailer Park Boys
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Pain of Salvation gig postponed .... :-\
I'm off to a bday party to get drunk....
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Tuesday afternoon baby this is where it's at whoooo
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mission accomplished!!!! going to bed as a hppay drunk!
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Tosh.0 has been sucking as of late. He spends too much time on web redemptions, which usually aren't funny. In ho nour of this, I will drink another piss beer.
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What time is it? Oh look at that it's drinking time.
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alcoholic
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What time is it? Oh look at that it's drinking time.
Haha! Praises be unto thee
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I am out of alcohol and that makes me very, very pissed off. guess i won't be joining you guys tonight
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have a terrible hangover... they should let us have a hair of the dog at work!
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Fuck, folks, I have no beer, and places don't sell after 1:30am here. This blows dead dogs
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Lets see how fast I can drink a liter of Schneider.
123gogogogogog
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getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....
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Here I go again. Maybe I can remember to post more than once in this thread during my adventure
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Trying to finish (or nearly finish) my paper that's due tomorrow so I can go to a kegger tonight :yarr
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I just watched Drinking Made Easy. I like that show. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is next. Sadly, I am reduced to drinking Keystone Light, tonight. It tastes like water, mixed with a hint of moldy bread and dead fish. It's not bad.
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getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....
alcoholic lover <3
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If there is one thing I have learned tis is that the more you drink, the more you don't feel like anything. It's like trying to bait a cow with shrimp.
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getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....
alcoholic lover <3
<3
Regretting phase is on.... lol...
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i am still very tipsy 4 hours later...and i ate a decent amount of food after i drank nearly a whole bottle of wine in one shot...this is awesome...
my reasoning is so offf...obscure marry me you woman of blonde yuo
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I've now been drinking for seven and a half hours. Threw up a few hours ago, but the binge continues.
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hell yeah, it's cool people drinking time
sup ian
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James <3
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James :-*
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james and ian and obscure <3
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all sleeping in the same bed drunk tO THE MAX
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verily
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HERE HERE orcus join us in bed
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TONIGHT WA S TEH BEST NIGHT EVER
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Oh man why did I not post here last night?
Text from Sigz at 2:42 AM: "Im tdxtimh you t his r6 i dont foshet: come at me brn"
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Sorry I didn't contribute last night whilst drinking. Many LOL's could have been had, but I was too busy getting completely shwasted for $0.00. Some chick had just gotten some large sum of money and knew one of the guys I was there with. She paid for literally half the bar. Was awesome
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Oh man why did I not post here last night?
Text from Sigz at 2:42 AM: "Im tdxtimh you t his r6 i dont foshet: come at me brn"
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Maybe the scariest part was that I immediately understood it.
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Maybe the scariest part was that I immediately understood it.
I would say that's actually the most awesome part.
Currently enjoying cheap wine as usual lately.
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wasn't planning on drinking, but what the fuck it's not like i've got a choice.
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Wine tasting with a bunch of old rich white women? MONEY!
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free wine from work
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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I can never find this thread while drunk. :lol
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I can never find this thread while drunk. :lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Jesus tap dancing christ why not, you found every other part of the internet last night. :rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Great buzz tonight from drinking a Double Old Thumper Ale from Shipyard Brewing.
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streptococcus agalactiae, drunk alone, i dont five a guck
listning bridges in the ska now, mike mangeen is awsome
EDIT: Less drunk, more autocorrect, more correct mam ;D
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drinks drinks drinks
having drink son a wednesday night,
why o why does my life gkeep getting stranger?
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Started drinking about an hour ago. Seagram's 7 and coke. omnomnomnomnom
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I'm killing this bottle of hennessy.
I had a guest give me a bottle of lithuanian vodka seeing as I'm lithuanian, I'll tap into that baby tomorrow perhaps.
How is it going sigz?
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It is going wonderfully my good man. I have an essay midterm tomorrow, so I outlined what I'm gonna do for that, and now it's time to chill for the night. Need to go get some cigarettes and scrounge up cardboard for my halloween costume tonight too.
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What's the costume, or is it a suprise?
(I'm still allowed to post in here even though I don't drink anymore, right? Just consider me a retired Hall of Famer)
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Of course you are :heart
And I'm going as the TARDIS from Doctor Who: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS
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:heart
*tips glass of iced tea in Sigz direction*
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:heart
*tips glass of whiskey and coke*
Also, my housemate is eating pizza, and it smells fucking delicious. DAMMIT
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I know, I can smell it from here.
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I need to watch DR. Who
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DO IT, it's seriously amazing. If you're only going to watch one episode, watch 'Blink' at least. It's not very typical in that the main characters are really not featured very much, but it's a fantastic episode on it's own.
If you're legitimately interested in getting into into it, I'd say start with "The Eleventh Hour", which is the start of season 5 and introduces the 11th Doctor. It's wonderful :heart
I know, I can smell it from here.
So you wanna come in and make me dinner?
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Sweet just checked netflix and it's on there, looks like I have my assignment.
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:metal :metal :metal
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im drunk on a wednesday
what is wrong with me
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nothing at all... you're doing it right :)
Sweet just checked netflix and it's on there, looks like I have my assignment.
hey where have you been? I missed you... and I've never received that letter :'(
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nothing at all... you're doing it right :)
Obscure knows whats up.
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drunk
+
high
and fuck the police
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nothing at all... you're doing it right :)
Obscure knows whats up.
not much... looking forward to going to work ...... to find ways to recover from hangover :D
on your side?
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Buzzed, but definitely not drunk on a tasty bottle of beer tonight. No drinking for me tomorrow night, but Friday night I plan on getting properly sauced in NYC :D
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nothing at all... you're doing it right :)
Obscure knows whats up.
not much... looking forward to going to work ...... to find ways to recover from hangover :D
on your side?
I'm drunk, drinking more, and watching Doctor Who. I have an exam tomorow, but it's not till 11 so whateves.
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I've been alternating rounds between New Belgium's (maker of Fat Tire for those not familiar) Hoptober seasonal and Breckenridge's Small Batch 471 (9.2% abv :biggrin: ) and feel like Bea Arthur (https://homeequityloancompare.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1311952531-44.jpg) just gave me a reacharound. Life has never been this good.
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:lol
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I did the same thing a zillion times... you'll do good ;D
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I've been alternating rounds between New Belgium's (maker of Fat Tire for those not familiar) Hoptober seasonal and Breckenridge's Small Batch 471 (9.2% abv :biggrin: ) and feel like Bea Arthur (https://homeequityloancompare.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1311952531-44.jpg) just gave me a reacharound. Life has never been this good.
:lol :lol :heart
I tried the Hoptober recently and dug it! It's been like two years since I had the 471 but I remember it bring pretty good.
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I haven't tried either of them.... but I fancy some now :o
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Come to Colorado for the beer.
Stay for the beer.
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That and just wait around for Kobe Bryant's madcap antics.
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I was just booking a ticket for Colorado after Jackie's suggestion... but I might have changed my mind now :lol
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Come on now. The guy scores at any cost.
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:lol :lol :lol nice pun there :tup
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;)
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nothing at all... you're doing it right :)
Sweet just checked netflix and it's on there, looks like I have my assignment.
hey where have you been? I missed you... and I've never received that letter :'(
I've been crazy busy with work that I've barely had time to myself :(
As for the letter, I ended it up getting it back . . . . for improper postage but I've already sent out another letter with more than enough stamps :D
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finally!!!
I'm glad that it you got it back... I thought that it got lost!!!
I'm to receive another letter soon then :)
shame about your hectic schedule though :sad:
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It's alright, it's just, I don't know, I plan out my day the day before and when tomorrow comes everything is a mess and gets shuffled around.
Anyway, more importantly, how are you?
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*starts to drink to fit the thread* :laugh:
I'm doing alright... I received a job offer from Qatar... I'm not considering it at the moment but I might if they don't grant my request here... well let's hope for the best....
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Still waiting on the response :(
I wish I could start drinking but it's almost 11 in the morning here :lol
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so it's beer o'clock then :neverusethis:
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urgh I wish, truth be told I'm a little hungover from yesterday
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ok you qualify for the thread then :lol
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Any good weekend plans Nem?
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I'll be working over time until late November..... you know, terrible year-ends at the accounting departments... so no fun for me at the weekend :( I'll be at the office both days :'(
how about you? Tell me that you'll see that Lithuanian chick.
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That sucks :(
Hopefully I'll see her but because of the nature of her work she has very little free time, and even then in December I won't be seeing her at all.
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it does suck... but I'm used to it now.... I care less and less every year...
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that sentence seems so defeating :(
I think it's drinking time for me now.
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not to worry though.... it's only about my current job...
I think it's time to stop drinking for me now..... but... oh well.... :)
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I probably won't get drunk until mid-November so i can focus on work and school. Though I have some wine right next to me though probably not enough to get drunk. I'll wait til my internship is over. :(
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(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/19362_231208193631_514418631_3085671_7922670_n-1.jpg)
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not to worry though.... it's only about my current job...
I think it's time to stop drinking for me now..... but... oh well.... :)
booo! and I was just about to start.
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what are you drinking? I won't leave you alone.... never :heart
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Hennessy :)
maybe some vodka a little later
:heart
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ok I'll join you with some vodka-tonic....
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Not drunk, but the wine is opening up beautifully tonight.
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I'm pretty buzzed, listening to Morcheeba and having a great time.
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Seagram's 7 & Coke and Doctor Who, yet again. Probably drinking with my housemates later tonight. Good night in store for me.
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I enjoyed some Mike's Hard Lemonade, followed by Bud Light Golden Wheat. That's the highest quality of booze I can afford.
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Beer and Battlefield 3. Tonight was a good night.
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I enjoyed some Mike's Hard Lemonade, followed by Bud Light Golden Wheat. That's the highest quality of booze I can afford.
BL Golden Wheat's surprisingly solid as is their American Ale. They're literally the only two beers Coor Millweiser has ever made that I will voluntarily buy even when other acceptable and commonly available stuff like Newcastle, Guinness are also available and money ain't an issue.
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Last Monday I got wasted.
I can't remember much about that night other than drinking a lot of Octoberfest from Sam Adams, Singing "I Fought the Law" for karaoke, and dancing with this really hot chick. The rest of the night is pretty hazy. The next morning I had french fries all over the passenger seat of my car, a hangover the size of Russia, and a new friend request (not the same girl I remember dancing with).
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BL Golden Wheat's surprisingly solid as is their American Ale. They're literally the only two beers Coor Millweiser has ever made that I will voluntarily buy even when other acceptable and commonly available stuff like Newcastle, Guinness are also available and money ain't an issue.
I did try the American Ale once. It was actually pretty damn good. Tonight I had the opportunity to try Moosehead. To me it tasted like a slightly less skunked version of Heineken. I'd give it a C+ I was blessed with some Kessler brand blended whiskey. It's got me pretty buzzed.
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Midas touch or it's irrelevant.
(https://www.freewebs.com/johnnydrunkenirishman/Midas%20Touch.JPG)
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herro
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Hayden was drunk?
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fuckkkkkk im smashed i just listened to arriving somewhere but not here on the way back from a party omg it was amazing.
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Tonight I amay have fallen in to actual drunkenness. Let's see I have been drinking Odell's double IPA Myrcenary. That shit is fucked
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Tonight I amay have fallen in to actual drunkenness. Let's see I have been drinking Odell's double IPA Myrcenary. That shit is fucked
:heart Myrcenary so much, got a four pack of it in a trade a little while back.
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I'm pretty hammered. I have an exam tomorrow too FUUUCKKK
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ENGLISH PEOPLE (not sure if you Yanks have it too)
Discovered a drink called Alibi yesterday, a friend told me about it and basically you drink it before you go out on the lash, for it contains everything you lose during a heavy night, and neutralises your hangover. It's fucking magnets, costs like £1.50 a can but could be £20 and I'd still buy it because I woke up today and didn't feel like someone was kicking me in the head, despite drinking a ridiculous amount last night.
And now I'm drunk again, and just got back from an intense night involving that most unfortunate combination of alcohol and fireworks. I am bruised, battered and burned, but goddamn I had a good time. :metal
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Ahh shit, I ahave a kectuire timiirrow at 9am and t[s now 1.4- 0 am. AShit mnan,
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You know a fella's feelin it, when he listens to KoRn's version of word up
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And he also enjoys it
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Been drking ing jack daniels honey eidotion for the past few hours while i've been painting. We;ll, at least the painting came though alright
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Just came back from a bar. Had some beers with a couple of friends. Drunk at home.
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Got a good buzz on.
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I may be joining this thread in about 5 years or so.
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Watching Sharktopus and drinking :yarr
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rEPORTING FOR DUTY CAPTAIN
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HAI DTFJSDNASKFJNSDKFJN
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Should I inebriate?
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Double post... I actually was hoping for someone to say something like "yeah dude, let's get sloshed!" but I guess it isn't 5 o'clock anywhere at the moment.
(https://topnews.in/healthcare/sites/default/files/depressed-09.jpg)
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Drunk on NyQuil. Fucking flu.
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feels good
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I'm FEELIN' it!
But it's 40 outside and I'm sweaaaaaatttinng BULLETTS!
Hello me. Meet the real pokemaster.
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:metal
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DURNK!
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Magic Hat #9 :heart
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Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/2011-11-04233748.jpg)
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Damn, in the cold light of day that's not as pretty a face as I remember
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Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/2011-11-04233748.jpg)
Dat Honker
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Magic Hat #9 :heart
So glad I got to have one of these when I was back east.
Anyway I'm workin on my durnk with some pinot gris I got for free at work :D
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Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/2011-11-04233748.jpg)
Dat Honker
I saw that, that's a butthole probe, not a nose.
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oh god irish carbombs
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i have not been drunk in a few days which sucks ass
but i spent a few hours tonight in a waffle house and had like 15 cups of coffee
have had constant, unwavering erection during and since,
also heart murmurs
also erection has become permanent limpdick, god help us all
full on penetration smutty zine, illegal in all countries
tumblr tits, totally would "choke the" chicken, having dick murmurs, hearing god through the walls
sir please listen to reason, this boner on its own can not stand heheh
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I love you Chris
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Senor drunk reproting for duty
Just realized i spiled my fink all over my bed...toatally pissed that I wasted good pliquor what the fuck
nonesense ensues
and now to more drnky drnk
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Pliquor...
pliquor...
Genius. Get drunk while sleeping.
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Totally sober and looking to pound about 2-4 before hitting the sack. Which of the following three shall I start with?
(https://www.frumpzilla.com/image_gallery/heavy_seas_loose_cannon_hop3.png)
(https://www.usabeertrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DuckRabStout.jpg)
(https://aleheads.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/gaelic.jpg)
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To start? Probably the third...
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So let it be posted, so let it be drank. Thanks for the help Admiral Jackbar :P
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OH my god I want to be called that forever.
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Then it shall be so Admiral Jackbar :)
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Forum title changed :D
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:lol Fucking awesome!
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Thank you. Thank you so much. I wish I could get drunk on the internets with you but I have to sleep now :(
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No prob Bob. If you see a dude with a big forehead, beard, and beer gut in your dreams buy him a beer.
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Then it shall be so Admiral Jackbar :)
:lol
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Drunk up to my ass!
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Drunk up to my ass!
Your ass is only halfway "up" your body. Imbibe more of the devil's nectar my friend :metal
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:lol Good appreciation. But more alcohol in my system would make me puke so I'll stay the way I am right now
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teh axeman reporting for drunk duty :metal
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godamn last night was great, even got my photo for the student newspaper because wyh fukcin not
I wonder how good skyrim is drunk time to see
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Bsack form A corporation evebet whuxcch to be honest seemed more liemkde a typciaöl y´teenj partyu7. So frekaing tiexred and mildy drunk anm d ned some sleep rihgjt away but stile nee ded toi poast hre!!" Cocydldänt miss out teh opporutniyt to posr whikle beibf ng drubk!
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I've been drunk all day but now I'm REAAAAALLLLLLLY drunk. And still my spelling and typing speed is perfect. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? This makes me think that either I should be a professional typist and fuck the book of world records in it's tight little asshole or that other people try waaaay to hard to look drunk whilst on the internet. Which makes me want to beat a cute little rabbits face until it's a hunk of meat which I will promptly consume. Fuck.
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Working on my 4th drink and listening to some "Turtleneck & Chain"
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yeah.... I need some booze now... if only I could tell my manager that I'd work much more efficiently :-\
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enjoying my 5th glass of vodka and tonic and getting thete.....
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thete
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yeah... you know what I mean... or sb does....
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Just playing with you baby
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meh whatever...
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Let's all fuck on the forums like wildebeests.
I'm not drunk. But I just took two vicodin and a bong rip so FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, I'M SCREWED.
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Play with me honey....
FUCK
:lol
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wut.... this is the drunk thread.... anything should be....
sod it....
:laugh:
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Made up a Manhattan tonight that, after one glass, had already got me quite buzzed. THAT is a good drink, right there.
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Holy shit I was so gaddam drunk I couldn't report for duty when I came home. I was on here for a short bit and then passed the fock out.
Captiain Semidrunk reporting for his part time shift. Beers beers beers, CAR BOMB IN THIS MOTHA-beers beers beers beers beers-sobertime cranberry squeeze. I did one brave thing tonight and tried dancing with three girls I didn't know at all. it went ok. they left after the song. And not a single fockwas given.
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Went to a Karaoke place yesterday, and got smashed essentially for free, because the Kiwis kept buying me drinks when they liked my singing. Rough morning today. Luckily I had my wits together by the time I arrived back in my hotel room that I downed half a liter or water before going to sleep.
rumborak
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Long day at work. Having a beer (or two). :metal
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CAR BOMB IN THIS MOTHA
Oh wow I hope you're referring to the band Car Bomb. Didn't think anybody else knew about them
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm not drunk (teetotal) but I'm high as f*ck... I've been prescribed a new medication called Nabilone which is a synthetic canniboid, I smoked pot a lot as a teenager but don't enjoy it or do it anymore, but from my memory of what being high is like, this is precisely it. Apparently it's normal. It's the third day I've been on it and I've been nothing but stoned for the entirety of each day meaning I can't go to work as I'm a bank cashier and a) can't drive like this and b) would probably screw up a lot of stuff at work with people's money.
I'm bloody sick of being high and wonder if anyone else has any experience with trying to balance the effects of prescription medication (I take this drug, another one, ketamine and morphine alongside other stuff) with live. I can't see how I'm gonna balance life and working with this. I literally feel numb, can't feel my skin, am having conversations in which I realise I'm speaking nonsense, I'm ridiculously drowsy, my eyes won't open fully, I'm just high. And I'm due at work tomorrow. Advice?
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Honey, if you don't mind me asking, what are you prescribed it for? Well what I mean is if you need that much strong medication you must be in huge pain.... If you are in that much pain, your doctor should give you a letter and you can take sick leave.... driving is so damn dangerous under heavy medication and ant it won't be an excuse when you make a mistake at your work....
I urge you.... either don't take the medication (if you really don't have to) or stay home...... safe and sound.....
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It's for 'chronic pelvic pain' as that's what it's apparently called. It's about day five and I think I'm slowly coming down a bit, hopefully within another week or so I'll be fully functioning again... I do 'need' to take it to try and feel less pain, and I'm never gonna be at a point where I'm not at work and it needs to be taken and tried so I guess there's no right time to start. Work are okay, but I only have two weeks sick pay this year, if I run out of sick pay I won't be able to pay bills or rent so it's a bit stressful...
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oh sorry to hear that darling.... hope the health improves..... :-\
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I think this will be useful here
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Good list Nekon :lol
My favorite was the entry for "Beer is crystal-clear."
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:lol
My favorite as well
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:lol
Honestly the only one I can relate to is the first one. I've done that a few times.
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I think imma get a good buzz on tonight. Been trying to drink my way through some of the shittier sixers I bought during a blind purchasing of six different sixers of which only New Belgium's Hoptober had I already drank before. Many disappointments in the lot unfortunately but this one was fantastic:
(https://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/kona-pipeline-coffee-porter.jpg)
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I bought some cheap sake, earlier. It has actually fucked me up a tad bit
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Besides Chino's gift, which was a godsend BTW, I've pretty much been exclusively drinking boxed wine and plastic bottle vodka (sometimes mixed together). Feels good man.
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Ouch! :lol Dude, any time you're in my neck of the woods, beer's on me :tup
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I hope you at least drink Franzia brand boxed wines.
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I hope you at least drink Franzia brand boxed wines.
Word. Almaden's for pussies.
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Haha! I can't say shit, because I'm drinking Keystone Light, right now.
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BITTER BEER FACE!!!
(https://goldtent.net/wp_gold/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/look-ma-no-teeth.jpg)
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holy crap :lol
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That is exactly how one shouldn't look, after drinking a crisp, refreshing Keystone. Sadly, that is exactly how one WILL look, after drinking a crisp, refreshing Keystone.
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Keystone really isn't terrible, like most of the cheap college beers. As long as it's cold it's just carbonated liquid.
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I gotta say Natty Light is amongst the most difficult ones I've dealt with. Even Schlitz was better despite its known reputation for being amongst the worst in existence.
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Batch 19 is actually better than I expected...
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Im trying to be drunk but write aslgood as I can.
Listening to Anathema -Eternity. sentient is one mof the most beautiful things that has ever been composed bu a human being. PERIOD
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HEre are some drunk texts
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I'm not drunk, but I am enjoying a Rolling Rock brand Extra Pale Lager.
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The Norte Photoblocker is a functional beer cooler surrounded by four sensors that can detect the flashes from cameras or cell phones and fire back its own flash to ruin an resulting photos
Here is the article
https://www.gizmag.com/norte-photoblocker-club-beer-cooler/20820/ (https://www.gizmag.com/norte-photoblocker-club-beer-cooler/20820/)
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Rumpleminz
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drujnkn hurjf gihon
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drujnkn hurjf gihon
"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"
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drujnkn hurjf gihon
"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"
; i may or may hbave not said thatg
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drujnkn hurjf gihon
"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"
; i may or may hbave not said thatg
"I'm gonna go try to take a piss, if I fall over and die call the cops or something. Be back in 10 minutes."
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"I may or may not have just drank water from the bathroom because I'm out of water in my room"
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:corn
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"One of my life goals is to take a shit in every state in America"
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"One time I was playing Halo 2 with my friend Jesus"
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"I just had a lot of things"
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"I am floaty. I just realized my arms feel like nothing."
"My arms are currently waving in the air and I'm calling them hands. Oooohhhhh man, hilarious."
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stop quotig meeeeeee
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"I really do do wanna do get drunk"
"I may have also stuck my penis in it, I have no idea"
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Still not a drop of alcohol since last Monday's Christmas party at work. The 24-hour bug that had Cthulhu creeping out of my asshole on Thursday made it a lot easier to resist the creature.
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"I'm staring at my walls right now, they're so colorful, it makes me happy. My walls are so soft, holy shit."
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(https://puu.sh/buMr)
YEAHHHHHH (this is Alex durnk, he was trying to make a duckface.)
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(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/funny-facebook-fails-yes-they-do-1.jpg)
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I'VE FOUND MY HOME! HERE I SHALL MY STAY ELENORE
QUOTH THIS RAVEN FOREVERMORE
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Hey everyone, I'm drunk. This thread should be at the top because I am the drunkard of the Southern North America. Drink, drink, drink!!!
You're all famished. Soon, you will crave vodka. Much like the martini that I am sipping on at this current moment in the flow of the diarrhea of time. Just...all over the place. Everywhere. Smelly fish.
P.S. Much later: I hate you all for not joingig me in my BLAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHHHSAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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These make an awesome snacking combo during NFL playoff games:
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(https://www.behindtheburner.com/site_images/5b4/4018.jpg)
The Breckenridge Small Batch 471 is nothing short of astoundingly awesome. I get notes of citrus that lean toward apricot, the hops are very nicely in the middle leaning just a tad toward "very hoppy", and at 9.2% it doesn't have that harsh, chemical-tasting bite that most beers begin exhibiting at 7.0% or higher. If blind taste testing, I'd assume it was more like 6.0% tops.
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Woot!! Beautiful.
First Texans win. Good stuff.
But now.. Oh now... it is ON. GO SAINTS. GET CRUNK GET CRUNK GET CRUNK. er.
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Woot!! Beautiful.
First Texans win. Good stuff.
But now.. Oh now... it is ON. GO SAINTS. GET CRUNK GET CRUNK GET CRUNK. er.
:metal :metal :metal
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First Texans win. Good stuff.
No fooling? Excellent!!! :tup
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In an atept to not give a mother"ficcup" "hiccup" about swaring I hae become drunk abd ben given an alternatn reality on ho life is. i like how drk I am a dn dont give a "hiccup"anout howlife shoudl eb . i you feel the same way i do raie a mother "hiccup" tp the sky and realize tht the world is better off being drunk as a mither"hiccup"/
You know what I'msayin?
edit I just realixedhow drunk I am and havedecised to soberity off on STYX musix . have great day DTFQ@@@@@@
@nd edit: holy mohterfucker i am frunk
3rd edit this too fuckin funy
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Beer and Chicago Bulls basketball. IT's the best
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Beer and boobies go best.
But I've just got hard liquor. Sooo... I'm not even drunk. The hell? "Why am I here?" asked the little ant. Then he got stepped on.
Gettin' there... gettin' there. Siiiigh.
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I will concede to your theory. Beer and boobies do go best.
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MTUHAFUCJ
KASAAAAAAAAAS±!!!!!
i can usually type when drunk - as in, really convincingly. to the extent that about a third of my posts on this board are drunk posts, and most of you would probably never notice.
today is not one of those days.
let this be a lesson to you.
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Not drunk yet but I'm getting thre w00t!
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Alright now I"m durnk
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Fresh box of wine: ENGAGED
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Was tipsy, now sobering. :(
Friday night I will be making many posts in this thread however. ;)
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Oh sure, nowwwwww everyone gets drunk when I've got nothing but tears to drink!!!! PHOOEY.
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If any of the other Halifax forum members are up in here, we should do another Halifax meetup. Hopefully one I'd actually be able to make it to.
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Drinking again, will be on the Sam Smiths tomorrow too. Tried a few drinks of absinthe too after about 6/7 pints + some Jager. Fairly sober considering, think I have an unreasonably high tolerance, haven't been drunk drunk, in a long time :/
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Hai thur chillen, eyes drankus. Dank drank. Just some gentleman jack, but its good stuff. Yummies in my tummies; multiple tummies fuck yew.
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This guy is "durnk"! (sic [which quite frankly, I've never fully understood the usage of]). Goddamn it's been many moons since I got drunk, but with a designated driver tonight I felt free to let it all go. Half a bottle of soco and 2 white russians (with balieys instead of milk) later I was good to go. I'm drunk enough to bother making htis post even though I know ther's no point.
Good times.
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This guy is "durnk"! (sic [which quite frankly, I've never fully understood the usage of]). Goddamn it's been many moons since I got drunk, but with a designated driver tonight I felt free to let it all go. Half a bottle of soco and 2 white russians (with balieys instead of milk) later I was good to go. I'm drunk enough to bother making htis post even though I know ther's no point.
Good times.
It's for when you're quoting a misspelling so the reader will realize that the typo existed in the original text and is not an actual misspelling on your part.
(https://www.strangekidsclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the_more_you_know1.jpg)
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Thank you muchly. That's what I figured, (and I assume I used it correctly given that I was quoting or at least referencing a former title for the drunk thread) but I've seen it used many a time in a way that made me question whether that's what it means or not.
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Furthermore, does anyone have any suggestions for effectively sobering up? I certainly like being drunk when I'm out and about and with my friends, but I'm always in for a shitty sleep if I go to bed drunk.
I just downed a bowl of peanuts and much water, and I'm more sober than I was, but I'd be up for learning some more effective (and less carb intensive) solutions to sobering up.
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The water was a great idea but the peanuts were kind of a shitty one. Water will help offset some of the dry mouth you'll wake up with after a night of boozing and thin out the alcohol's attack on your system in a more gradual manner but even unsalted peanuts are fairly dry and can cancel out some of the water's benefits. I'd think white meat chicken or tuna would be good since they'll nourish you without much carbs or fat and absorb a little alcohol too but in general conventional wisdom/belief is that greasy foods kill off a potential hangover best (don't know if it's true or not.)
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There's ways to avoid hangovers (staying hydrated mainly, juices and such are also good), but once the alcohol's in your blood there's really no way to truly to sober up besides time. Coffee/caffeine and other stimulants will offset some of the effects of it, but if you're trying to sleep they're not gonna help.
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There's ways to avoid hangovers (staying hydrated mainly, juices and such are also good), but once the alcohol's in your blood there's really no way to truly to sober up besides time. Coffee/caffeine and other stimulants will offset some of the effects of it, but if you're trying to sleep they're not gonna help.
Well, that's unfortunate. I've never suffered from hangovers, so that wasn't the concern. I just sleep terribly when I'm drunk.
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Oh boxed wine I love you so much.
I want to sing a song about you.
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Oh boxed wine I love you so much.
I want to sing a song about you.
IIIIIIIII'MMM the WIIIIIIIIIIINEEE in the BOX!!!! MMAAAAAADE with SEEEEEDS and SPIT!!!!! WOOOOOON'T YOUOOOOOOOU COOOOOMMME aaaaaaand DRINK ME!!!
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DRINK MEEEEE!!!
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SQEEEEEEEEZE MY VIIIIINEEEE!!!! (does it taste like) PIIIIIIISSSSS AND BRIIIIIINNNEEEEE (Pinot faker) HEEEEEEEEEEE WHO TRIES IT (will get wasted) OH DRIIIIIIINNNNNK MY WIIIIINEEE (it's tastes just like my) BUTT!!!!
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wanna get drunk tonight!
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Hai gais eyes be a drunkard tonight and I just realized I hit 1,000 posts after thirty years of being here so I'mma get drunk like ten fold more now. NEM YOU SHOULD GET DRUNK TONIGHT FUCK SUNDAY PARTY HARTY!!!
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I am now "lit" thanks to the atrocity that is the NFL playoffs.
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Hai gais eyes be a drunkard tonight and I just realized I hit 1,000 posts after thirty years of being here so I'mma get drunk like ten fold more now. NEM YOU SHOULD GET DRUNK TONIGHT FUCK SUNDAY PARTY HARTY!!!
damn.. I was planning on staying off the booze for a while.... but you triggered the urge instantly.... will have to get drunk tonite....
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hai gaiz I havent stumbled into this thread in a while
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Hauz teh frann-zee-uh treetin yew tuhnyght E-in?
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She is treating me well, as she does every night :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart
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Wuddup buddies!?
I've had a few glasses of some shitty chardonnay, but it's the two Vicodin that are really kicking my ass.
Lovingly, of course. Mmm... I'mma sleep good tonight... Sooooo chroma key.
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Okay fuck double post. Why aren't any of my brohans in here? CAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY? FUCK WEDNESDAY, I HATE WEDNESDAYS. Who's getting wed? NOBODY.
So I'm drunk on Stella Artois. Tois.
After seeing that horrible Nickleback video that reminded me of Party Down... I've gotta reminisce and watch me some. Sigh. Such an amazing show.
Then I'm going to fap to the thought of me sitting in front of Steven wilson in less than three months. Ohmanohman.
*chugchug*
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I'm going to join you... in the drunk and the fapping... if you don't mind of course ;)
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I insist! ;D Woot woot!
Two beers left... Good thing I'm good and plastered by now. :yarr
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Day 15 of sobriety. No I haven't found God or spiraled into such despair that I've had a moment of clarity. I was sick and after one day of some shit called Chlortab followed by enough days on NyQuil to down 1 1/4 liters of it (seriously, 3 12 oz. bottles plus a little of a fourth one) followed now by being on my third day of Mucinex, I've beaten the cold's symptoms and now am desperately hoping the Mucinex will bilge the fluid from my lungs and save my ass an uninsured $100+ trip to the doctors on top of the more than $35 dollars I've already spent on OTC shit.
Meanwhile 15 or so bottles of beer spanning four different brands lay dormant in my fridge :(
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Well shit, some people drink Nyquil just for the fun of it. Good job on staying sober though, lest you want to prolong the sickness; as you clearly already know. It sucks being sick and having a fridge full of alcohol. I was sick as a dog (because every canine is fucking ill) right before Christmas and the day of, still puking my guts out, I got a big fat bottle of 18 year old scotch. God was that tempting. But it's a good choice. Stay strong, broder and get well soon. :tup
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Will do, brocephus. This is my longest sobriety streak since a voluntary 20-day streak just to prove it to myself in 2003.
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GET YOUR SOBRIETY OUT OF HERE :police:
Actually I'm sober too.
:sadpanda:
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I haven't been really really drunk in years. I've been a little drunk... but I don't go crazy drunk anymore... can't afford to buy alcohol... usually when I go to my brother in law's I have a couple of glasses of wine or something.... but yeah.
I could use a drink though after the day I had yestereday,
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What the hell, I peek in here to see some drunken shenanigans, and I see sobriety talk, sheesh.
257 days for me. :hat
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257 days for me. :hat
:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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What the hell, I peek in here to see some drunken shenanigans, and I see sobriety talk, sheesh.
257 days for me. :hat
Congrats RJ. Keep it up :D
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idk ihow i foudn this threadjjahaha
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Drunk as shit off some jagger bombs and jack daniels shots. My friend just got home from his deployement and he's schooling me in the ways of military drinking. :metal We watched a clockwork orange for the first time and now we're just watching some Avatar: The Last Airbender and dicking around on the internet. Good times, seeing as I haven't seen him in a year and a half and he was my best friend back in high school. Oh alcohol, how you bring friends back together :tup
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idk ihow i foudn this threadjjahaha
hey gugys! wremember ehen we alln ssed to tak about drem atheater hahaha fuckiin modseratros
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HWHAH WHOA!!1
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I WASS
' S GONNA MAKAA
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Just recently got home from work and cracked open a miller lite, so not drunk, probably not going to get drunk, but yea. :metal
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Drinking imperial peanut butter cup stout and am so sleep deprived I've already got a buzz going.
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i fucking hate myself
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im so fckijng sick of grownign my problems wiht alchool
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are you an alcoholic?
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Drinking imperial peanut butter cup stout and am so sleep deprived I've already got a buzz going.
Link please? I must hunt this down if it's even available anywhere within a 25-mile radius of where I am :drool:
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are you an alcoholic?
goddamn, last night I read that as "do you like alcohol?" and I got really pissed.
Glad I didn't post anything. Ugh, I've just got some personal demons I'm not taking care of the right way.
Some girl was having a bachelorette(sp) party and I got the girls to buy me a shit load of drinks. No, I didn't do anything wrong with them. But I ended up drinking and smoking (cigarettes) all fucking night and just made a few other questionable decisions which make me feel like a fuckwad.
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How old are you? Have you had problems with drinking before or do you just generally feel bad about drinking?
Drinking imperial peanut butter cup stout and am so sleep deprived I've already got a buzz going.
Link please? I must hunt this down if it's even available anywhere within a 25-mile radius of where I am :drool:
It's from Renegade here in town, and they don't bottle or anything (I have a growler of it... well now maybe half a growler :laugh:). I remember seeing one or two similar brews at GABF but I forget who made them. A look around the internets might find you something available down south.
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Nah, we all know Jackie from the pic threads. We've always had good times at meetups. The 4/1 radio city one was epic and a half.
:sadpanda: Damn west coast...
Thanks nek....
drunk
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Nah, we all know Jackie from the pic threads. We've always had good times at meetups. The 4/1 radio city one was epic and a half.
:sadpanda: Damn west coast...
Thanks nek....
drunk
I'm glad you were able to make here without getting lost :P
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I'm so lost tonoite
and enjoying irt
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You know what kinda night it is? It's a Sailor Jerry's kinda night :D Anyone else here absolutely hate the taste of beer? And only love liquor?
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I remember when drunk posting was frowned upon on DTF (Specifically my drunk posting). Now there's a thread dedicated to it. Oh how things change.
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If I post in here tomorrow night, someone kill me
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So I'm drunk for the first time, or tipsy at least, jamming with air bass to Rage Against The Machine. Quite an awesome night.
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You know what kinda night it is? It's a Sailor Jerry's kinda night :D Anyone else here absolutely hate the taste of beer? And only love liquor?
Anyone who says they hate the taste of beer is pretty unaware of the fact that not all beer is chilled carbonated urine.
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:tup :tup :tup
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I'm driving tonight. Hopefully that means no drunk posts.
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You know what kinda night it is? It's a Sailor Jerry's kinda night :D Anyone else here absolutely hate the taste of beer? And only love liquor?
Anyone who says they hate the taste of beer is pretty unaware of the fact that not all beer is chilled carbonated urine.
I've tried many a beer. I'm not talking just the big named beers, I'm talking local brewed stuff from Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware. Oh, even some stuff from Canada. I've had stuff that was okay, but nothing that really stuck. You also have to keep in mind that I was drinking for that first post, so any emotions expressed were exaggerated. I also never really get drunk off beer.
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^The judges will accept that :)
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Druuuuuunk. I made a toast:
Here's to nipples - for without them, boobies would be pointless!
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Druuuuuunk. I made a toast:
Here's to nipples - for without them, boobies would be pointless!
:clap:
I take my hat off to you sir.
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Druuuuuunk. I made a toast:
Here's to nipples - for without them, boobies would be pointless!
I take my top off to you , sir.
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I take my skin off to you all. I feel realllllly good.
I wanna hump a cloud. I wanna lick the tip of an angel's nose. I wanna join Satan's Magic The Gathering club.
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I wanna skullfuck J. R. R. Tolkien.
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Drank one beer tonight just to make a difference. I fed up drinking soda. But maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk as hell.
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Don't back off the creature until you're posting gold like this:
If anyone in this thread judge him; heyy James WTF? about you in Awake In Japan? Then I will say; WTF about you silly?
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Uhm, I'll try my best. :lol
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girlfriend and I came back a few days go, I WANT TO FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER SO BAD SHE WILL NEVER FORGET BUT I CANT DAMM
yea Friday BINGE, automatic corrections are saving this post,man
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Got a good buzz on from drinking a bourbon barreled imperial stout tonight and it is very good.
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Had 3 beers and 2 cup vodka tonight but I'm still perfectly sober. It seems it's getting harder to be drunk when your body blends to alcohol.
But, nonetheless, I feel relaxed.
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Fifth of jagermeister and a fifth of Sailor Jerrys downed last night with a buddy. Was up until six in the morning, which is when I normally get up for work haha. Felt awesome.
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drank so much Sake last night, that stuff is dangerously easy to drink!!
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I actually got drunk tonight while flipping between NASCAR and Monday Night Raw. I really miss the NBA right about now. I'm drinking fucking Hamm's brand beer.
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Sailor Jerrys and coke is where it's at tonight. Half a fifth down with my buddy and another half to go. The night is still young :D
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WOooooooooOOOOty PATOOTY! Eye is a drunkard tonight. A drunken knight. Not a fallen knight, I can stand and fight and fuck perfectly fine thank you berry much.
NOW LET'S GO SLAY THE LICH KING CAUSE I JUST FINISHED A LEVEL GRINDING SESSION BECAUSE.
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Sailor Jerrys and coke is where it's at tonight. Half a fifth down with my buddy and another half to go. The night is still young :D
Sailor Jerrys again tonight, goddamn, I love this stuff.
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Willoughby Peanut Butter Cup Coffee Porter is really, really good.
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How the fuck did I never post here? ???
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You were probably too drunk to remember it exists.
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That could well have been the case.
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Hello drunk people. Just for the hell of it. Hi.
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I decided to drink and watch Chicago Bulls basketball. Everytime I do, it seems like they lose
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How the fuck did I never post here? ???
Because you spend 75% of your time at DTF marveling at the awesome avatar I suggested for you.
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Going out for Erin Express tomorrow starting at 11 AM. Should be interesting...
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I'm sitting at home right now... I had a crappy week, but a pretty good morning this morning... so I'm having a couple of drinks. Where will this get me? I hope it doesn't get me a pounding when my wife gets home... I don't even remember the last time I got drunk that's how long it's been... and this is comign from the guy who a few years ago was one of the drunkest guys on DTF
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Hey gay spitballs, I'm drunk on alcohol and I was told by an officer of the fuckstick to proceed into the drunk thread. Thus, I sit. Verily.
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Verily.
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As I said in the soccer thread, the MLS season has begun, so I can now return to my regularly scheduled alcoholism.
I went out to watch the Philadelphia Union game and I was only drinking beer, yet somehow the night ended completely out of control. I went from pleasantly buzzed to completely shitfaced in the span of about 30 seconds. I wound up getting sick and my friend wouldn't let me drive (good call on his part). So I wound up going back to his apt in Philly (we were watching the game in Jersey...I live in Jersey...I work in Jersey...). I still don't really know how it got to that point because there was NO hard alcohol involved and I really didn't think I'd had THAT much beer considering the amount of time I was hanging out.
So getting to work this morning was difficult to say the least. Forget about the fact that I was wearing the same clothes that I'd had on the day before and couldn't even brush my teeth or my hair. But the plan was that I would walk to the train station from my friend's apartment and take the train back to where we we had been the night before (the bar is conveniently only about 2 or 3 blocks from the train station).
So I get on the train this morning and realize that I do not have my car keys. So even if I get to my car I can't get in it, and I can't drive it. So I decided to get off the train at a stop prior, reasoning that if I'm about to have to take a cab, this stop was closer to where I ultimately needed to be. So yeah, I did have to call a cab. $30 bucks and half an hour late to work today. Oops.
And no sooner did I get to work did I discover that my keys were, in fact, in the pocket of my sweatshirt the whole time. I swear to god they weren't there the first 5 times I checked. So today after work one of my coworkers brought me back to the bar where I'd left my car....only my car wasn't there. I assured my coworker that everything was cool and that I would handle it and I told him to go.
Now, I had called the bar earlier today to make sure that it was ok that I'd left my car there overnight. They said yeah, I have nothing to worry about. So you can imagine my panic mode as I get to the bar and realize that my car is not where I'd left it. (And the parking lot for this place isn't all that big, so it's not like it was in a different section or something). The bar staff suggests that I call the police to see if it was towed, or stolen.
So as I'm waiting for the cop to show up, I start texting my friends whom I was with last night. The conversation with my friend Lucas went like this:
Me: "Did you happen to see where I parked my car at the Pour House?"
Him: "It's at Westmont station."
Me: "How did my car get to Westmont Station?"
Him: "Jesse drove it."
(I'd completely forgotten that Jesse was even with us, despite the fact that I'd hung out with him for most of the night. I'd also had no recollection of us moving my car. Which in retrospect makes sense because it would have been easier for me to get to this morning- you know...if I'd had my keys).
Right around the time I was discovering all this, the cop showed up and I explained the situation. He just started laughing at me and was like, "Well it's good you didn't try to drive." And then I got to ride in the back of the cop car to the train station. :P
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How the fuck did I never post here? ???
Because you spend 75% of your time at DTF marveling at the awesome avatar I suggested for you.
Yes, that's it. I thank thee, master. Anyone else drunk atm?
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An entire bottle of tequila is now history. Booyah.
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An entire bottle of tequila is now history. Booyah.
Damn, that taste makes my stomach sick after a while.
I just found my perfect mixture of Sailor Jerry and Coke. 3 oz of SJ with a can of coke. Glorious after a long day at work.
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I just found my perfect mix with India Pale Ale. 6 12-ounce bottles of it and 200 lbs. of me.
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I be here in like 6 hours
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I be here in like 6 hours
So will half the nation, all wearing green.
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Hells yeah biych I'm drinkin smooth err fucking harx
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Drunk and we have this in the backyard:
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orcus wins: Drunk, check
Legible typing, check
Batman jumpy house, motherfucking check
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We got a bouncy house for my friend's birthday a few weeks ago, shit was so cash.
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Hpapy ST. Pattys DAy guys! :metal :metal
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I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.
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I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.
:lol I can never eat a ton of corned beef at once, but I was fine just snacking on a slice of it whenever I had to make a sandwich.
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I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.
:lol I can never eat a ton of corned beef at once, but I was fine just snacking on a slice of it whenever I had to make a sandwich.
I had about twenty pounds,. sliced and at my disposal the whole night.
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I am sufficiently floating with a helicopter.
So I am here, in this thread with you fine people.
I slit my wrists and said "World, this is my blood. It's red, just like yours. So LOVE ME."
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Who wants phone numbers?
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Edit: that's one of them whos number I got
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Arrogant Bastard, 10 year aged Pale Ale and a fine Maibock last night with a Dublin Burger last night. Buzz was engaged.
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I got blasted on some Avery Brewing Company brand Brown Ale
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Got a slight buzz after 3 bottles of Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye Ale earlier. Shit is just on the verge of being pretty good because the hop profile is nicely rich but I think the rye kills it for me. Kind of a bummer but I should blame myself since, aside from their awesome regular Pale Ale, virtually nothing from them tickles this sailor's clit.
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I don't ahve a job at the end of the school year, I found today. So... i'm getting a little tipsy.
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Shiiiet... I'm sorry to hear that, Splent. Drink your troubles away. I'll join you. I just found out that I really am a human being. Not even a real one. Not even a HERO. :sadpanda:
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This is the most I have drunk ins a long time.... I will remember this... I mean I'm not THAT drunk... I will probably never be THAT drunk again... but you know...
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I'm about 6 Coors Lights in. I actually feel a bit inebriated.
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Bout to grab beer #1 of the night. Duck Rabbit Porter is pretty unimpressive so I'll start with that as I usually try to drink the beers I don't like much first when there are numerous varieties in my fridge. I'm beginning to wonder if the water in NC is just jank enough to murk the suds in these parts since I've not liked any of the North Carolinian beers I've tried in my time living here.
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I got really drunk tonight and texted 9 girls trying to hook up with them.... tomorrow will be awkward
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I'm a little bit drunk but shhhh don't tell DTF.
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I'm drinking some mead and it's kicking in
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So what's that shit like anyway? I've always been curious about it.
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So what's that shit like anyway? I've always been curious about it.
It's sweet and very tasty. It's also very tricky cause you don't really feel the alcohol when you're drinking it so you just keep going until it's too late
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Since sugary drinks usually lead to bad hangovers I'm guessing this shit'll hella murk your next day if you drink it the way you indicated you did?
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The next time i get drunk, I'm bringing birthday cake with me. I only had two pieces of cake at the bar I went to, and a shitton of alcomohol, and the next day I was fi-ddidly-ine.
Pardon my flanders.
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Since sugary drinks usually lead to bad hangovers I'm guessing this shit'll hella murk your next day if you drink it the way you indicated you did?
I know better by now so i could control myself but I'm not a good reference for hangovers, I always get them no matter what I drink :-\
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Just came back from having some beers with my work coleagues. More beers with them tomorrow. I need to go to sleep :P
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BOOOO! I'm just getting started. I'm feeling purdy good except I almost died today and can't stop thinking about it so I'm going to light this here plant and smoke it because alcohol is doing fuck all for my nerves.
SO! Here's to a night of bogging out my room and forgetting today. Time to watch some zany anime... (Gankutsuou for the four other people who watch anime here)
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Hay ya'lllllll I'm durnka durnka. I doulbe posted OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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I ave no idea wwhat durnka drunka means but I'm hella there (misnus the plant). Time to get my 007 on the XBXO365.
Edit: I just realized that with very post I make I'm supporting the arts. How the fuck that does work in the dfrunk thread?
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I mjst be the only person who gets drunk on tuesday evenings. Hello, drunk people.
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Pre Warning:
It's Wednesday night and its Jam Night at my local so the 10 pints have kicked in. However, Saturday night is a big night out with all my friends before we all go back to uni, so I plan to be royally arseholed. Therefore, I appologise in advance to DTF and the DTF Community on Facebook before I show myself up. :laugh:
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I'm sick as a dog but I'm feeling really good cause Nyquil.
And Monster drinks since I've slept a shitload already and it's time to
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Well whore-hay, since you're sick and Quilin' like a villain, you may wanna go Jamaican just a little as it'll send you into the stratosphere of Feelsgoodmanville. Start off slow though since this is only meant to be while you're sick obviously since the Quil is obviously not coming to the party once you're well.
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wanna get drunk!
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drunk right now baby, listening to some Opeth.the VOID opened by mikael's mouthvoice!is't just amazing ha
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I love this carton for Flying Dog's Road Dog Porter:
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I'm not drinking that tonight though. This is tonight's roster:
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w00t getting drunk for the first time in a little while with some delicious wild blue
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wils blue ftw! I got drunk after bowling was finished.
I was never heard from again.
Until now.
Hi FTD!
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Just posting in the drunk thread... not totally wasted but I've had a couple... and I don't understand drunk typing. I guess I'm OCD about typing well :|
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I used to drunk type, but I've drunk my way through to the other side.
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Drank tonight but not enough to get drunk. Little surprised.
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Im drunk right now. It;s half past 7 in the mornin on queensday inthe Netherlands right now. Awesome night, wow. Good morening/goodnight
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So. Fucking. Trashed.
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100 proof hot damn+jaeger plus mutha fucking lighter = mutha fixing hindenburg cwlebration
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hello drunk people
please tell me I'm not the onnly one who's drunk on tuesday again
:)
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:yarr Me throo
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no
you kidding?
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Drunk on you. :heart
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Drunk on you. :heart
:heart
nah, I had beer.
beer, beer beer
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I don't get drunk. I will one day. I guess.
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You will, I assure you,.
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Well, I know I will eventually. Just bugs me that so many of my friends do this. They say I need to live a little. I know I'd regret it if I did it now though.
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no do it. then agin I'm an idiot who lives in a country where eveything is allowed.
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Correct.
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:) :) :)
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Correct as in your an idiot :biggrin:
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obviously, I got that.
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Gosh..shut up :lol
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no u
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Fight me.
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how?
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MK3
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I don't play games, except when it involve water guns and tactics
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I know that, bacon slice.
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what? I'd like some bacon now
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Me too. Going to taco bell. Bye. Bye.
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:( my bed is quite inviting right now, though it's not tghe same
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MK3
:lol
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Just retracing last nights Internet steps. Seems I only managed 2 posts here but my Facebook wall got raped. I was so wasted. I even managed to drunk message Charlie Dominici for some reason lol I'm also quite surprised the DTF Comunity Facebook wall didn't get it, it normally does :P
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RUM ARRRR
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I can't be the only one that has drunk on a saturday night. Though I'm not exactly drunk, I did drink tonight and this thread needs to stay active.
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Drinking a Flying Dog Snake Dog IPA right now. Not spectacular but far from bad. Smooth to the point of the carbonation barely being there and has a dry, nearly-oaky flavor to it. Not much pine or citrus for an IPA but I still dig it.
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happy 4th wooooooooooo
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Fuck yall
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i've been drinking so much these last few weeks it's not even funny
it's awesome
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Same here, except it's odd that most of the time it hasn't been enough to get me even slightly buzzed, it's just been a little bit at a time for a long period of time. I recently became our temporary go-to wine guy since our sommelier just quit without any notice at all, so I've been doing a shitload of tastings and hosting a bunch of wine classes; so I suppose I haven't really been 'drinking' as much as I've been 'sipping' a shitload. I mean, some days I will actually get a pretty good buzz going but I've gotta mentally stay as sober as possible since, y'know...I'm working :D. But it's been nice, I get really good wine for cheap and get to spread the love without becoming an alcoholic! :millahhhh
But last night I got to pick out a 2007 Beringer Cabernet so I'm definitely going to be doing some drinking tonight. Yum yum.
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Yes, my favourite late-night thread has been dug up again.
Finishing this LAST thing tonight, expect me back here in some hours :P , I'm going to properly celebrate the start of my holidays, finally!
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Woot woot! I just found out I'm off today. Misread the schedule. With that, I drink to you, sir! I won't be drunk for an hour or two so, y'know, I'm here prematurely.
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Took a few shots then just ironed my clothes... the things you do when the lady is not around on a Saturday night... :hat
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I'm drunk right now
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Some person drOm pennsyilnaia called me and I thought it was nick but they asked fot Bridget or mark and I knew it want nick so who called me
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No one. Area unsinkable whelk youost your chance
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not exactly drunk, but at least tipsy. I love Tuesday nights.
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I'm amazed by how long this thread has lasted.
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Well, I tend to dig it up once in a while and I suppose others do as well.
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he;llo drunk people.
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First time ever being drunk, Im 18 just graduated highschool, my first time at a party was with my 16 year old brother. WHY DIDN'T I do this sooner!
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First time ever being drunk, Im 18 just graduated highschool, my first time at a party was with my 16 year old brother. WHY DIDN'T I do this sooner!
Can I see some ID sir
sorry but your underage
Please step out of the vehicle
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Hey I'm in Alberta Canada, Drinking age is 18, so I'm good :)
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Hey I'm in Alberta Canada, Drinking age is 18, so I'm good :)
I'll let ya slide your profile said BC (which is 19) I may be wrong though
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Haha nah, we're in Alberta for a trip, we have friends here so it all worked out. I'm not illegal, but my brother is, feel free to take him.
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Wow, throwing your own brother under the bus, that's just cold.
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wtf was I talking about two weeks ago? I do remember that though, i was very very drunk.
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Wow, throwing your own brother under the bus, that's just cold.
I know Wkiml Is too kind to take my brother away :D I guess I could take the fall considering I did supply the minor with alcohol
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ALRIGHT DICKHEADS?!!?!
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THE HELL'S THAT GOTTA MEAN, ASSHAT?
I love evenings at friends' places, drinking beer.
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Ha! Precisely what I've just been up to!
A mate had his birthday party on Saturday. Everyone brought beer, chucked it in a tub to chil, we drank throughout the night it was a good laugh. Today, I've received some unexpected good news, so I went down to that mate's house and we decided to make as big a dent in that pile of left-over booze as we possibly could.
Turns out, we made a pretty big dent. I'm barely fucking sentient. God help you all.
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You're typing pretty well for something like that, good job :tup
Again tomorrow? :D
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I typoed "chill," and it was a shit choice of word anyway, but aside from that I'm not going to be as churlish as to disagree with you. I am doing some pretty good typing. On the other hand, the only reason I can type so well is because what with all my time at university I've had far more practice than I should really be at all proud of. Cos frankly, I'm wrecked, and anyone with a sensible attitude to alcohol should be typing like a fucking spanner by now. It probably reflects badly on me that I'm not.
Genuinely, though, my friend did suggest keeping up the momentum tomorrow. Don't know if I'll take him up on it - current plans for tomorrow are to work all day. But, er, don't be surprised if I turn up here again.
Honestly, though, I think I'd be an idiot to.
EDIT: I also missed a comma. I'm a bloody state.
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that's some awesome typing work there, though, I never get how people can completely mess up whole sentence. Even when I'm wrecked beyond my own belief, I still manage to type out legible stuff.
On a side note, I love how your whole evening plan can be fucked over due to the availability of beer. I must say, it has been a good evening here.
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My first drunk was on grape kool aid and Kalhua. Purple puke everywhere. :lol
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No...just...no.
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And to think I kept drinking for another thirty years. :lolpalm:
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One thing I loved was Skyy Blue... sucks they don't make it anymore. It was good. It would probably get me gut rot now if I drank it.
I just stick with Rum and Coke or Cherry Vodka and coke... Blue Raspberry Vodka and Ginger Ale is REALLY good... I like sweeter stuff.
Polisthed off the last of the run on this coke I'm drhnking right now. Don't susually drink during the school year (especially on a weeknight) but doing it tonight, esepcially since my wife is out with buddies tonight.
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Remember when I first joined dt.net I was having this rep about being drink all the time? Well I'm drink now so there you go loo
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Capatain Durnk reportimng for duty. Who els eis in!
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wassup homies
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^^ Oh dear Jeebus. :rollin
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wassup homies
:omg:
I refuse to believe it.
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Dude's totally planckstered :metardica:
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Dude's totally planckstered :metardica:
Correctamundo. :lol
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ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end
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ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end
Ah yes - H's first hangover is brewing quite nicely. :lol
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you know, stuff like that makes this one of my favourite threads.
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Well, it's time for me to share this with you H
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742)
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About to head over to Habit Burger - thanks for the tip, I'll get me one of them. :tup
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Say n***a, how dat hooch makin u feel today. U feelin mad twerked? Dat shit done murked ya huh, son?
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Ohhh I'm gonna need to be deep in this thread's butthole come Sunday night. Double today, double tomorrow, open on Sunday... Fucking god damn cocksucking restaurant industry with slackers. WELL BRING IT, YOU HUNGRY, THIRSTY SNOBS WHO THINK THEY KNOW WINE. I WAS BORN TO A WINE-O. FAAAAACK YEEEWWW.
So I'm here prematurely because this weekend will be the loosest of buttholes.
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*bends over* :caffeine:
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Say n***a, how dat hooch makin u feel today. U feelin mad twerked? Dat shit done murked ya huh, son?
Fo shizzle, dawg
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ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end
Yes I have H. Yes I have. Come here you, give Uncle Ry a big hug, I'm sooo proud of you! :heart
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Well, it's time for me to share this with you H
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742)
Brilliant. :2metal:
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WELL LOOKEE HERE!
how's it going, varmints?!
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*Lookees at where Rob is looking*
Been watching some Looney Tunes? :biggrin:
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No, but that is a top drawer idea, right there.
You get a sheriff's badge.
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Well despite the fact that I have to open tomorrow at 6 AM (we normally open at 9 AM, just to give some perspective on how ridiculously early I'm going in for absolutely no apparent reason), I decided to bring home some Beringer (2006..Yyyyyum) Cab and say fuck it all to hell and give that sumbitch AIDS because I couldn't possibly give a shit less right now. I won't drink the whole thing cause I'm workin a double tomorrow but I'll be damned if I'm not at least gonna fly in the sky with my lil Bellsprout buddy here. Fucking restaurants. If you're a youngin' whose lookin' for a job and you're interested in the restaurant business: Fuck off, cause that shit will turn you into a Jack The Ripper-esque maniacal killer; except instead of hookers you'll go after pompous assholes who think they know their wine and then you'll shove that wine right up their ass and they'll fucking like it, god damn it.
Kdone. ChugchugchuginhaleinhaleexhaleexhalechugchugZZZzzzZZZZzzzzBBBVVVVRRRRT
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Drinking and driving is a substantially better idea than ever working in a restaurant.
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4 fine craft beers watching football. Buzzing and ready for bed.
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There needs to be another Halifax DTF get-together, largely because I missed that last one.
Any other Halifax DTF members on board?
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Had a decent night for once
Erhmahgerrddd...DrreeerrmTherterFererums
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thread revival
hello drunk people :millahhhh
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Band practice = Thirsty Tuesday. Booyah.
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So the other night I got myself some free wine. A girl I know gave me some guy's number that she wasn't interested in. I messed with him for two whole days. It culminated when we got him to bring over pizza, wine, and soda. Then we got him to leave. I'll post the texting convo later.
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Sounds like an asshole thing to do.
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It was. But it was a team effort. Also I'm paying him back.
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Well, ya didn't say there was a back story. What happened?
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I'll post it in when my friend sends me the text file. It's long.
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It's long.
:caffeine:
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I can't get over it.
b_f doesn't have the Blackfloyder park avatar anymore... it throws me off.
:biggrin:
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It'll be back as soon as the Opeth survivor's over or as soon as bosk caves in and makes a second vomit emote. Here's the events that led to the Blackwater parting:
1. It was getting to be more and more difficult to hunt down posts where I remembered folks using that emote so I just ended up storing it in my sig for easy access.
2. I changed my sig so it would include a colorful, eyecatching link to both of the Opeth survivors that are going on right now (consolation round and nonalbum tracks.)
3. Since there's some weird 500-character limit on the space a sig can occupy in its raw form on the profile page where you modify it (like where hyperlinks are displayed with the full URL and all coding is fully spelled out), I no longer could fit the survivor links, vomit emote, and roster of folks who've sigged me, so I figured the Blackwater Park could easily be hunted down in the future whereas I can't fully trust myself to remember all 9 or so members who've sigged me and that vomit emote is slammin.
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fucking fucking weird night. but I'm a bit drunk now. It's past 4 am.
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fucking fucking weird night. but I'm a bit drunk now. It's past 4 am.
4am
I feel the piss, comin' down
My leg feels wet
my mind the sex
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if only it would have been anything like it.
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Sounds like you had an Eddie Murphy and tranny kind of night.
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not at all, not at all.
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Were you eating dinner with Michael Bay and your salad exploded?
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It's long.
:caffeine:
My friends are being slow about getting to me. Here's a little bit of a taste:
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Well, the pics will be a lot more entertaining once I know for sure that it all was called for. Reader's Digest version?
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That's us in one of the back bedrooms, which is not visible from the front door. The guy is pretty much right on our doorstep at this point. So this was our victory picture.
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Not that. The reason why he deserved to get bilked out of the cost of the refreshments in the first place.
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Because he was a douche that was trying too hard to get in my friend's pants.
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Damn, that was an awesome party! :tup
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You know...I never overindulge.
But I've just noticed that even one Tequila seems to effect me quite differently than say...one bourbon...
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Good fucking party, though I came home alone.
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A rare occasion where I feel compelled to announce my fuckedupedness. Good day to you all, you sorry bastards.
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I'm never sorry to hear that someone is gfoing alright in their drunken stupor, much like me. I be enjoying the sounds of music, but I'm not sure which band . I might want to recolect for this in the morning, but for now...I"M STILL FRINKING!
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Good fuck, am I ever woerthy orf reviving this thread right now. 'twas my sisters birthday party and I just polished off a 40 of so-co, and I am right wreckec. By the way, hi to everyone I haven't seen i n some time. haven't been aroun here, for awhild, but I'm waiting for my budty to pick me up so we can shoot some fucking feuel thiefs with a crossbot (not really, I'm not drukn enough for that to seem like a good idea) and I gave some thought to this thread of drunkenness. Shout out to black floyd for appreciatitng my music from dayus of yore, and aseeming to be a pretty cool guy in gernal.
Shout out to rumboradk for a bit of help with my carvin dc746.
Anwyays, just checking in, and letting ya'll know I'm doing mighty fine at the monent, and pretty well in general. Runnig a home studio is both a bitch and ap riviledge.
It seems i'm not really reviving anything right now, but alas. Just thought I'd aderop in and asay hi.
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Sup broski :tup
Hope you're still shreddin and it'd surely be nice to see some more vids of you playing. Try to show your face around here more if you get a chance. Also, I'm not sure this is the best time to tell you but I'm 4 months pregnant and you were the only dickin I received for a good 6 months so, barring any scientific anomalies, I'll be delivering a litter of croutons 'round February. I know you didn't ask for this and times are tough financially for seemingly everyone so I'll totally understand if you can't be bothered to be a part of their lives. All I ask is that you remain my rock that I can call teary-eyed at 4 in the morning every rare once in a while when the world is imploding on me and I need a shoulder to cry on.
Take care now :heart
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I guesd you can say I'm drunk...but I'm more on the Thizzle dance. Fucking love Thixz shix. Watching Paul Blart, which was filmed at an abandoned mall in New Mex. I wonder how much shit they had to put there...lol
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Im drunk... on on DTF!
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Im drunk... on on DTF!
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checking in once again. FML
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pffffffffffff i'm bloody happy. but i'm not really drunk. though i can feel the alcohol. gonna get a really nice sleep.
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iz so good to see so many people once again that OI am so durnk and so herppy.
well shit, i never knwe I had the dherped ut...mayue I should look at the keyounrd when I type. might make more sens ethat way. (sense that way)
So I went to a bar for karaoke with fadetoblackdude7 and then we went to an unmentionables locale of which I am not divulging the anme on penalty of death. Which coudl be fun, but no. We had a loter to drunk and oh hot damn this is my jam DIMMU BORGIR!!!!!!
Insert headbanging heree.
Anyway,m I;m surnk. AYAAAAAAAY!
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^ :lol
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oh hot damn this is my jam DIMMU BORGIR!!!!!!
Insert headbanging heree.
Better fuckin be Puritania.
:floydisserious:
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/Cantankerous_Collar_zpsd7dc34db.jpg)
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I'm drunk once again and I feel bad about it. What the hell am I doing with my life? Especially monday, tuesday, wednesday and thrusday evenings, everything is a meess. Time to go to bed, goodbight DTF!
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I'm drunk once again and I feel bad about it. What the hell am I doing with my life? Especially monday, tuesday, wednesday and thrusday evenings, everything is a meess. Time to go to bed, goodbight DTF!
You're in college, right? You're supposed to be drunk 6 days a week, and twice on Sundays.
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I'm drunk once again and I feel bad about it. What the hell am I doing with my life? Especially monday, tuesday, wednesday and thrusday evenings, everything is a meess. Time to go to bed, goodbight DTF!
Elite, if you're reading this soberly enough to take the action needed, your inbox is full.
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I'm drunk once again and I feel bad about it. What the hell am I doing with my life? Especially monday, tuesday, wednesday and thrusday evenings, everything is a meess. Time to go to bed, goodbight DTF!
You're in college, right? You're supposed to be drunk 6 days a week, and twice on Sundays.
I am in college indeed, best years of my life so far :lol
I'm drunk once again and I feel bad about it. What the hell am I doing with my life? Especially monday, tuesday, wednesday and thrusday evenings, everything is a meess. Time to go to bed, goodbight DTF!
Elite, if you're reading this soberly enough to take the action needed, your inbox is full.
Not anymore :)
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Last night I drank a bunch of Sailor Jerry and coke, watched hot college girls wrestle in jello, played Magic with four of the coolest guys I know, went to a metal show, ate a whole large pizza, smoked like 25 cigarettes, eventually threw up, and crashed on my friends couch.
I don't remember making this post.
I do, however, remember that night.
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Haven't posted in this thread in a while but I'm drinking some merlot right now. So delicious.
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Rum and coke. A good night. :)
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UFOs anyone? Makes me miss Boston.
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oh hot damn this is my jam DIMMU BORGIR!!!!!!
Insert headbanging heree.
Better fuckin be Puritania.
(really serious lookin metal dude)
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/Cantankerous_Collar_zpsd7dc34db.jpg)
Actually it was "Blazing Monoliths of Defiance", but Puritania came up later in the mix.
Maybe next time I get drunk I will come straight here and tell you all about my night. Apparently last time went over well. :tup
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oh hot damn this is my jam DIMMU BORGIR!!!!!!
Insert headbanging heree.
Better fuckin be Puritania.
(really serious lookin metal dude)
https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/Cantankerous_Collar_zpsd7dc34db.jpg
Actually it was "Blazing Monoliths of Defiance", but Puritania came up later in the mix.
Maybe next time I get drunk I will come straight here and tell you all about my night. Apparently last time went over well. :tup
Glad to hear dude. I need to get back on my DM kick. Death Cult Armageddon got endless spins for me back in '04 and I really like Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. In Sorte Diaboli has sadly collected dust. I never disliked it but I kept on putting it off. What a wasted 5 years on that one. Time to change that.
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Glad to hear dude. I need to get back on my DM kick. Death Cult Armageddon got endless spins for me back in '04 and I really like Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. In Sorte Diaboli has sadly collected dust. I never disliked it but I kept on putting it off. What a wasted 5 years on that one. Time to change that.
Indeed, especially cause Abrahadabra is really good. Much more are they now symphonic, but their music becomes levels darker.
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I am totally. Fhit shaced right now.
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I've discovered my magic formula for an awesome night out: two glasses of rose wine, enough to be tipsy and dance and have a really amazing time but not so much that I feel shit the next day. I've barely drank for the past two years, think I've drank more in this past month than that whole time period put together...
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SHITFACED, OH GOD I DRAKN SO MUCH I DONT EVEN CARE OF AUTORRCORECT
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11 am tomorrow morning: LCArenas wakes up with his face resting on a keyboard that reeks of cheap beer, last night's dinner, and shattered dreams.
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11 am tomorrow morning: LCArenas wakes up with his face resting on a keyboard that reeks of cheap beer, last night's dinner, and shattered dreams.
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
MAYVE UITA TRUE
VUT I LEAST PLAYED FUCKING DREAMCAST BEFORE I SLEPT
ITS NOT WOTHIT
BUT ITS A SWEET TEMPREAO
od. not cheao, or at least not as cheap as the kther beers, dont call the finsest beer on the countrey cheap, WHAT woud even by your country bear, black_folty
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Well I've had 3 PBR's tonight, not really drunk, I have 3 more upstairs, but I'm not sure my dad would be pleased with me drinking a whole six pack?
And there's like a wall of girls blocking my way~
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WHAT woud even by your country bear, black_folty
I've narrowed this down to either meaning:
A) What would even be your country's beer?
or
B) What would be your favorite beer?
A=Anything made in America by default since that's where I'm from
B=Not sure but Ranger India Pale Ale made by New Belgium is my most steady go-to over the last year or so (they also make the more well known Fat Tire.)
Well I've had 3 PBR's tonight, not really drunk, I have 3 more upstairs, but I'm not sure my dad would be pleased with me drinking a whole six pack?
And there's like a wall of girls blocking my way~
Red rover your way through them nekkit. That'll learn 'em real good.
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I typed 'druk\ in the serach bar and still found the thres! :metal
I have legitit,ate erason to e in here. hello drunk pepople! :)
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Wow hahaha HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOEH
I'm still purdy drunk, but I can't sleep so..time to be like house. Tomorrow shall be a woozy day. But it was worth it. Well. I actually don't know that yet but..I think it's been. Will be. NNNNNNNNNNURRRRRRRRRRR
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oh man had a great night with my boys. we went essicntially bar hoping round town and whe got totally smashe on th epool table was fucking rigged cause i totally got that nine ball in and that's fucking weakjhn.
We started off by going to an art show for me, in evanston, and we then spoceeded to go to Lee street, go to my place to pick up cash, pay my bills, I hate cash, and then we went to Dicks', twas dfeadf and then we ewnat back to lee to driunka nd shot ppool only to have motherfuckers kill me and take all my money..but I only spent it on booze as I CAN ONLY SEE CALIOFORNIA WITHOUT MARON BRADNON"S #EYES!
and then we head nang
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was here all friday night and all day saturday..
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Not drunk or even close, but enjoying an absolutely unbelievable pinot noir today. SOOOOOO good.
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I'm enjoying some Merlot, and it's very, very good. But now I'm moving onto a nice Martini and I'm feeling pretttty, prettty, pretttttttty good. Pretty good.
Annnnnd my ex just called an dsaid that she's horny and lonely and of course this had to happen the one night in weeks that I drink and get drunk... So she's coming over. And we're gonna be alone. And I'm gonna get my dick wet. Because I hate. EVERYTHING. AND HER POONANI MAKES ME FEEL WHOLE INSIDE AND I REALLY REALLY NEED TO LET OUT SOME OF MY MAN JUICE OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET FUCKING PROSTATE CANCER.
And cause it's nostalgic and wet.
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Grats dude! :tup
or should it be: Grats dude? :(
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First one tonight, second one tomorrow. :P
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*romance novel raped by spirits*
Hey George, can I be your best gal one day?
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it's good that this threa was on fiost page. Damn, I'm out of my mind right now. Does anyone know what a durum Doöner is? I'm gaving one right now. WOw. Good night.
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I've alway preferred Döner myself, but Dürüm is awesome as well. :metal
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*romance novel raped by spirits*
Hey George, can I be your best gal one day?
ErryDAY.
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I happen to be rather drunk at the moment. Thank you very much!
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If you can spell correctly, you're not drunk.
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That...is the dumbest shit I've heard all hour.
I am drunk. Verily.
NAW JUST KIDDING GUYS I'M JUST HERE TO LOOK COOL. CLEARLY I'M NOT DRUNK CAUSE I'M SPELLING PROPERLY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober. :lol
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Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober. :lol
I can do both, apparently. When I'm posting here and am genuinely drunk, I post the crap as I'm typing it. In every other thread I post when I'm drunk, I will correct the spelling mistakes. lol
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Just for the record, I wasn't being serious. I've met many people who are probably capable of spelling better drunk than sober. :lol
I can do both, apparently. When I'm posting here and am genuinely drunk, I post the crap as I'm typing it. In every other thread I post when I'm drunk, I will correct the spelling mistakes. lol
Johnny Fever no doubt.
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Hoping to avoid this thread tonight.
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Yeahhhh... Sorry bout that, Scorp. :lol I won't be in this thread for a long while, hopefully. I really need to stop all this shit... Really. Otherwise... Meh.
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see my post n the other thread; damn.
it;s worse thena eebve,r. befiore on thsw4se fourms.
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see my post n the other thread; damn.
it;s worse thena eebve,r. befiore on thsw4se fourms.
Man, I read your other post. Probably just a classic case of a bit too much alcohol and overthinking which I am guilty of far too often. You probably have no reason to take this advice on board seeing as when you're sober you'll probably already understand it or even have a more mature sensible view of it all. I have no idea of what the situation really is, but coming from a guy a who finds himself in a lot of shitty situations with the other sex, chill, and look at it with a sober objective mind. Boozy thoughts about women are never good ;)
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What the hell did I do? :lol
Probably, indeed. I'll rectify it in the other thread. :)
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hi. it's been too long, oh, no. shit.
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triple posting, because I seem to be the only one posting here. Hi! I'm drunk once again, here's the once-a-week vistis again :)
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My eyes feel like burning. It is perhaps inopportune or whatever to one and half a bottles or whatever of wine, but it was all posh and shit, so it's all good.
Yeah, so stuff and what not. I'm not sure to wathch the projector or my screen because both are crushing my head. Oh god I need caffien.
TEA
Yeah, so I thought I'd find my stash of tea. I've got some from where it was first commercially grown or something or whatever I need some sort of blast to the face of not alcohol
WOOHOO party with the people I used to live with. None of them got the "Sean Connery with tits as Lara croft but then again there was no Feynman in the hat game either. I'm not a squirrel. Destroy the morning. I'm not an elephant.
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I nominated this thread for best ever for a reason, and that;s probably because I'm one of the oly people ever posting in here. I had a great CHiorstas dinner with a couple of friends tonight and of course it got aout of hand with beer. Happy evenings and goodnight.
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Aaaahhhhh... to be twenty something again.
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Drunk for the first time DDR, want to text this girl but ivguess that's not a good idea lol, this post would be so mug worse I'd not for outocortext.
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Aaaahhhhh... to be twenty something again.
:jets:
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So I've been trying out different wines. I'm not a drinker at all but definitely a wine guy over beer guy. Since it's more expensive it's only once every few months. I've mostly stuck to Merlot and tonight I tried a glass of Pinot Noir, which I quite liked. Any further recommendations?
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I would recommend any Moscato or Asti, but they're much sweeter than what you listed. Try any White Zinfandel and see what you think. Sutter Home and Barefoot make decent wines, so I'd try them first.
As for me, on the north side of Chicago there's this place called Hali Kahiki. It's a Hawaiian themed drinking place. Mostly couples. Some groups. And then me and the family. Our family night out was drinking Blue Hawaiians, Mai tais, Scorpions and Chi Chis. I think you can tell by the correct punctuation and spelling that I got suckered into being DD.
Fuck you, dad.
Next time I'm picking Scissors.
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Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.
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Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.
Ralph, you're a vet. Pace yourself man! :lol
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Holy balls, that cider is strong.
I've had one pint of it and my head is already fluffy.
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yaay I suck at life goodnight
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Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.
Ralph, you're a vet. Pace yourself man! :lol
I did in the end, I volunteered as the designated driver that night. Very smart move.
Yesterday was pure debauchery again though. Had a maaasssive hangover today, and I had to clean up shit too. Ugh.
But, now there's only one party left (New Year's Eve) before I head back to the US. And at least on the New Year's party I can set my own pace. Yesterday we were doing a communal type drink, and you couldn't pace yourself. The fastest drinker essentially set the pace.
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Shout New Years ecerybirdy!!!
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FUCK
:P :angel: :-X :laugh: :police: :xbones :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :heart
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Grabbed some bboobercand booty tonight ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjj
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Couch is comfortable. :D I'm melting into it. I need to get another. I like to play baseball but I suck now and can't even throw the ball straight. I don't know. I should just get another drink and be done with it. All of it. I am allowed to do whatever I want.
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Drinking some dbear in Thailand at athe moment. I mean, not at this exact moment, but you know... Before...
Warm paradise climate greetings to all from someone a bit high on Thai beer.
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WOO CURRY
Shame the blackberry wine was shit.
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As said before...
Free shots of Johnny Walker Blue Label for all..
And a nice Marble Oatmeal Stoudt.
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hello favourite thread on dtf.
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First time posting here, so I should go grab a drink. Unfortunately I only have shitty wine here. It's better than nothing right? :metal
wait...wine is not metal. :millahhhh
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Just finished playing "Edward 24 hands", because they didn't have any 40's at the store we went to, lol. Good Times!! I'm such a stickler for proper spelling, that I make sure any miskates are fixed before I hit "post", lol.
"Hint, I misspelled mistakes on purpose, ahahhahhhhhaa".
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Bunch of lightweight's y'all are! Posting twice in a row, almost a week apart! Here's a song to cheer y'all up!!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GYDfXT5mGw
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I'm here, I'm here! After a bottle of red wine...some very good Beringer circa 2007 and some scotch (lagavulin 18 year), I am sufficiently intoxicated. I'm also quite stoned. I do say old chap. Quite pissed. Quite pissed indeed. Hmmm...
DEMOCRATS.
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I'm drunk :) :) I eiuld like to say rawwwrrrrr to all the lsdies out there ;)
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:heybaby:
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Drinking Yuengling Lager, playing Steel Panther amidst the country music others are playing, and the back room waitress has a killer rack. I love Thursdays. :thursday:
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boy am i glad this thread is on first page. probabl oner of the first times I dind;t have to use the search fucvbtion :)
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https://yourmajesty.ytmnd.com/
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second tiime in a wkee! hloo drunka trhtareD!
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I'm so ashamed of myself, I've been drunk twice in the last three weeks and I forgot to post both times! While on winter break was understandable, I was far away from a computer. Back at college? How dare I!?
I must rectify this situation by finishing off my handle of Sailor Jerry's tonight.
Edit: I'm drunk now, we're all good. Taco Bell is delicious.
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My haul from my trip to Bottle Revolution out in Raleigh yesterday:
Sierra Nevada's Narwhal Imperial Stout:
(https://htticket.s3.amazonaws.com/files/2013/01/narwhal-225x300.jpg)
Drinking this as I type this post. It weighs in at a pleasant 10.2% abv and wears it well since it's miles away from entering that harsh chemical "alcohol first" taste that many less-well-made beers start veering into as soon as they enter 8.0+ territory. The carbonation is nearly nonexistent but in a good way since there's just that faint prickliness of carbonated pop to assure you it ain't flat. The body is great as it's as thick as "velvety" can get without venturing into "syrupy" country and the flavor is very rich with notes of vanilla, coffee, and oak.
I've respected Sierra Nevada's ability to deliver rock solid beer for many years now but this is the first one that's truly blown me away. They've really stepped their game up with this one :heart
Great Divide's Espresso Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout:
(https://365beers.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/great-divide-espresso-yeti-stout.jpg?w=470)
Nothin new here. I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!" I've lived in North Carolina in two separate stints. Once for 5 months a few years ago and currently for the last year and a half and I've always been impressed with the selection of beers in the emporiums out this way. That said, this beer in particular has been head and shoulders above all others I've tried out this way (about 80-90 in total.) It weighs in at 9.5% and has a lot in common with Sierra Nevada's Narwhal that I described above but is better in every regard.
Bottom line: this is one beer that needs to be on the bucket list of anyone who doesn't hate dark beers.
Dogfish Head Burton Baton Imperial IPA
(https://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/dogfish-head-burton-baton.jpg)
Haven't tried this one yet but it weighs in at 10.0% and given my love for IPAs coupled with DFH's splendid track record with me, I'm fairly stoked for it. I'll try to remember to come back and edit my impressions of it into this post.
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I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin
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Pleasantly buzzed right now, after three beers and one large glass of Pitu/orange juice. :hat
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I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin
He should write for a living :lol Seriously Floyd, you have a way with words.
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I am currently not intoxicated, but I am high as a helicopter. Perhaps even higher than where a helicopter could fly. I believe so. Either way.
Giveth a fuck, I shall not. Another fortnight perhaps. Doe, a hooker, a female hooker.
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hi thread, I;m drunk, as the people who have just received PM's will probably confirm. Why the hell am I doighthis? I don't know. =
Goodnight, it's been long enuguh.
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I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin
Unlimited hours alone left to my own deviant, boundless imagination? And thank you :heart
I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin
He should write for a living :lol Seriously Floyd, you have a way with words.
Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too :tup
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Highly probable I will be checking in here tonight. If I can find the thread this time :lol
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This about covers it:
(https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3083/peterbriandrunk.jpg)
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I'm going grab a beer to join you :metal
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failelite's here again.
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My night so far:
2x
(https://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_106212126_3.jpg)
1x
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Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too :tup
:tup :D
oh and to make my contribution to the thread... drinking kettle one tonight and it's quite tasty with a little jalapeno stuffed olive juice :tup
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Savory drinks ftw :metal I love marys and martinis too.
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I'm drinking some blue moon, which I haven't had since high school. Great stuff. I don't drink beer. Ever. So for me to even drink it, let alone enjoy it, says a lot. It also could be that I'm once again immensely stoned. FUCK YOU LUNGS. FUCK. YOU.
Sing to me black floyd raven, i miss you so fucking much. Little slut.
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I love you, cuz :heart :heart :heart
I'm thoroughly stoked for the Saints' season next year too since we're apparently interviewing Rob Ryan for D-coord which means we have a chance to assemble a D that can't be shitty enough to get in the way of our steamroller offense. 2013 will be the year that the haters realize gumbo, etouffee, and shrimp poboys are all bridesmaids to the dish we serve best, humble pie.
I wish I could be stoned with you too since it's been quite a while for me. Blue Moon is swell too. It was one of the first 25 or so beers I ever tried and it's ever so refreshing. Do you ever pick up on a vague celery seed after taste when you drink it?
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I can see that. It might just be that you implanted it with your mind techniques and now my mind is now tricking me into tasting celery. But yeah, it's there. Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.
...okay now i'm drunk. I can feel it. This thread. It is where I belong. But now the sleep has set in. Time for that Pantera song.
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Will George surviiiiiiive...
this NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
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hello thread? yes this is drun.k
v.leftoverteqilla.
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Blue moon is awesome... easily one of my favorite beers.
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Hii guys and gals, mwaw, rawr :heart :heart
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Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.
But... I wanna join in too... :'(
Not currently hitting the sauce, but I might be come end of shift tomorrow. :metal
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Posting in anticipation of Friday and Saturday night. I'll be playing the one drink/one drink game. For every drink I am unable to finish, I will have to drink another one. For every drink I do finish, I will be rewarded with another drink. :tup
EDIT: Still early, but we'll see where the night takes me.
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Why is not one respodniong to my last post!? :sadpanda:
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Just gonna navy seal my way in and out of here.
Never posted in this thread beore. I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;???
Just listneing to Obsessions, and (unforutnately) it's deprssing the fuck out of me for reasins I don't want to go inot. Which explaine the copisou amount of rum I've concumed. Holy fuck my typing is awoful!
I'm really not that hammered, but clearly can't type worth shit.
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Welcome ot the party!!!! Wooooo!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak
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Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.
Drinking some 21-year Lagavulin that I (okay my pops) picked up whilst visiting a friend in Oxford. I never thought I'd open it on such an occasion but right now I really don't give a fuck about jack, fuck you jack, cheap grasshole.
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I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;???
YES YES YES, this is fantastic :lol
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:thursday:
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checking in righth no,ew
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Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.
What a bunch of BS... :facepalm: sorry to hear that man, hope you find a better job asap.
After a long week of work, it's finally the weekend for me (I have fri/sat off) so I just had a few dirty martinis and now I'm onto drinking beers :rollin. Feelin good now... and I was just given free tickets to see The Who in Atlantic City, NJ tomorrow, so I have a hell of a night ahead of me... gambling, drinking and seeing The Who for the first time in my life.
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This is me. :yarr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXi8h8H2VA
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So... a relapse on vicodin, two bottles of scotch (sine yesterday night, finishing the second one now) and a bag of mushrooms later and I can confirm that I don't care. About anything. Or anyone. Or fuck.
I want a coma.
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Okay, so. Here goes.
While I was at work (harmaserverjob), this one college comes in with some leftover....whatchacallit, EVERCLEAR, and he was only 20. Not sure how it got it, but I don't care. So, he leaves three of us his leftovers cause he could barely cover one shot worth in his insignificunt bladder. Anywho, I go to freinds and we watch rerun of the walking dead. (PS: great episode). And I give misxtuire.
1/8 pt. everclear
1/2 pt. UV blue
1.2 pot. red bull
try it sometime. It's JUUUUUUUUUUUUICCYY!
Long story short, and two episodes of the simpsons later, I'm enjoying my night.
Your move, DTGF.
(now know as Dream Theater Goddam Forums).
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I'm not even drunk but i feel i can post here cause i clicked google maps instead of back in my browser. practicauls @ uni otomorrow 9:00 am yay! gotta go to sleep now i guess
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So yeah, last night I made up a fresh bottle of jalapeno simple syrup for margaritas. Soooo very yummy. I can't wait to use it. Definitely spicier than last time.
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Yeungling is pretty damned good :metal
How are you all tonight? I'm feliljg pretty good toinght evenothough I miss my est best friends,
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First legally drunk night where I'm from, ok bye.... My fuck I'm drunk
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I am so fucking sober right now.
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About tow hours ago, I was drunk as fuck. Now i', m kinda back to normal again, but i won't let myself correct my seplling mistakes. fuck this shit. Realllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Nice beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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^ Good one.
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^ Good one.
:lol Thanks, it was a good party.
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Wioo woo, detective shoes and heavy metal boiz!
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Edit
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Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!
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Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!
I'm watching Blue Bloods !!
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DTF... I'm very ashamed of myself. I went to Snic tonight...twice.... in a four hour period.
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Bit pissed, but its all good cause my lips got sucked to death i kissed this girl so much :heart
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gotta hate alcholo sometimes. Fucking 5:30 am, goodnight,
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FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF VOMIT
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I barely ever puke of alcohol, strangely enough. In fact, I can't remember the last time I did.
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....
THE KING IN THE BOTTLE!
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Brace yourself. Hangover is coming.
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.
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I just drove through the night to myrtle beach. We are 8 hours early to check in. We watched the sunrise and now I'm hammered. <3
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.
Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that? :lol
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.
Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that? :lol
Why are you asking me :biggrin:
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Hey dooders and doodettes, I am currently involved in a drunken stupor after a bottle of wine and some jack 'n coke, which I'm drinking right this vera;soiy/f
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[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
:rollin :rollin :rollin
I think the first word is 'probably' and 'ordt' should mean 'worst'. I have no idea what I was saying with the second line :lol
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Hey guys I'm drunk and SHIT. ON A WEDDING NES DAY. WED THAT NES WITH THAT S. UH. DO IT. YEAH.
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Maybe I'll order that 72-pin connector I've been wanting to replace on my NES :justjen
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Today's haul from my trip to Total Wine:
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/TotalWinebeerhaul040413_zps39a1acd2.jpg)
From left to right:
Great Divide Titan IPA
Smuttynose Robust Porter
Dogfish Head Aprihop IPA
New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA
Great Divide Old Ruffian Barley Wine
Lindemans Framboise Lambic
Red Brick Smoked Vanilla Gorilla Porter
New Belgium Ranger IPA
Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Black Ale
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luckily my fvaourite thread is ni the front age, that way I don't ahbe to serach fo it lie I usually do. 4 hours of slepe, big thing tomorrow.
Lets go! :D
goodngith dtfQ!
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I'm drunk and I hate everything that exists./
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Except cuddling with me. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yfu9egNOdA)
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Reportin' for duty!
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oh hayyyy
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So I was going to do a nother picture of this nature, wehn I realize,d "FUck, I'm druijknm and this is probably ont a good iea."
(https://i.imgur.com/KcXIYll.jpg)
SI"M sure some of you remeber this heheheheh
edit: I can't stop drawing boobs.
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I thought the last one was Moving Pictures?
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Nah, that was the test shot with boxers still intact
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Do one with Death Magnetic with your dick poking through the casket cutout.
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Good morning, 5am here. A few pints down the local ended up in me having my fair share of my favorite drink straight from Austria:
(https://www.thegreenwellystop.co.uk/whiskyshop/images/uploads/liqueurs/Mar11-Stroh-80-rum-1.jpg)
80% nomnomnom
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Drunk like a mutherfucking asshole, 355 days since the girl left, angry as shit at everything ever, not a good night, feel like shit. Probably need help because of ridiculous teen drama bullshit.
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God damn Miller lite is weak shit. Could really go for some Jagermeister right about now.
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Bathing in beautiful agony, pretty much sums it up. 80% rum hits pretty hard :P
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I'm drinking a new Riesling we recently acquired at the wine bar I work at, it's called Leitz Dragonstone, this one is '10 and it is absolutely delicious. Gonna move onto an '07 Amici Cab after this. About two or three glasses from being drunk but I figured I wouldn't have the thought to post here once I am so... Preemptive drunk post commence!
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(https://www.thegreenwellystop.co.uk/whiskyshop/images/uploads/liqueurs/Mar11-Stroh-80-rum-1.jpg)
80% nomnomnom
:metal
Just got home from a long, late shift at work and felt the need to really kick back and relax, so I took a bit of this straight, then started pouring a bit of it into my root beers. I can't remember the last time I felt so pleasantly sloshed. :D
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Two bottles of wine and here is where I belong. I've had In Flame's Metaphor on repeat for the past hour.... I'm not sure what that has to do with anything but I FUCKING VOLUNTEERED THE INFORMATION ANYWAY SO TAKE IT. TAKE IT RIGHT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE MINDHOLE.
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TAKE IT RIGHT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE MINDHOLE.
I love it when you savagely fuck my tight little puckered brainus.
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:police: :heart
One of these days, Sir Floydus. One of these days we will meet...and then...only then...will stars come to orgasm.
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About to kill the bottle. Just a few shots left. :|
(https://www.theculinaryguide.co.uk/drink/2012/0712/1707/tullamore-dew-12-year-old-special-reserve-taste-test-review/tullamore-dew-12-year-old-special-reserve-taste-test-review-400.jpg)
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:police: :heart
One of these days, Sir Floydus. One of these days we will meet...and then...only then...will stars come to orgasm.
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/AwShucks_zps75322223.jpg) (https://s213.photobucket.com/user/black_floyd_2007/media/My%20Pics/AwShucks_zps75322223.jpg.html)
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you are ones hoandshome motherfuckers face
im on vacations, harvest semester ive ever amlmost had. I (Had to) drink somehow
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Sup guys. After getting off work early cause it was fucking dead as a doorknob and going through that bombshell blonde 8-pack and half of the Asahi 6-pack, I am sufficiently intoxicated. I am also quite blazed. Which brings me to a vital wondering thingy: People use the same words to describe being high and/or drunk and often switch them out...so...if one if 'blazed', I personally think of this as being 'high', but have heard it to mean being drunk as well. Same goes for 'faded', mainly I've heard faded in reference to being high but I heard a friend describe her drunken buddy as faded just last night. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A DEDICATED VOCABULARY FOR EITHER OF THESE INTOXICANTS!?
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Sup guys. After getting off work early cause it was fucking dead as a doorknob and going through that bombshell blonde 8-pack and half of the Asahi 6-pack, I am sufficiently intoxicated. I am also quite blazed. Which brings me to a vital wondering thingy: People use the same words to describe being high and/or drunk and often switch them out...so...if one if 'blazed', I personally think of this as being 'high', but have heard it to mean being drunk as well. Same goes for 'faded', mainly I've heard faded in reference to being high but I heard a friend describe her drunken buddy as faded just last night. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A DEDICATED VOCABULARY FOR EITHER OF THESE INTOXICANTS!?
Faded usually comes from cross-faded, meaning a mix of drunk and high.
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Ahhh...that makes sense. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Moving onto scotch...
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Welp, here I am again. Sunday afternoons usually end up a drunken splendor of awesomeness for me since I open the restaurant, have a fucking apocalyptic time with fifteen tables during a very short amount of time, then go home to let the fools run the show during the abso-fucking-lutely dead evening. Today was no different except I got drunk at work because it was the slowest Sunday we've had since we opened and me and the chef are brohans so we said fuck today.
That mentality is strong now. After a bottle of vinho verde and an '07 cab, I'm sufficiently drunk and feeling like a god damn orgasm. So. Here I am. Look at me. Just look. It's great. Fucking hell. SO glad we're closed Mondays. Otherwise I'd be fucked.
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I'm finally coming down from about a week of being buzzed in Budapest, and while I don't want to do it very often, it was a lot of fun. I tried out a lot of new stuff (though albeit the very cheap versions, so it's probably not terribly indicative), like Guiness, Long Island Iced Tea, Kaliskaya, Palinka, Cognac and Sangria. Pretty much all of my friends were in the same state, so I didn't even feel terribly out of place or out of line, most of the time. Still, it's good to be somewhat sober again.
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Just bought two 6-packs of Lagunitas Maximus, and it is really fucking good IPA. I'm almost through one 6-pack and am feeling a bit inebriated at the moment. Feeling pretty, pretty....pretttttttty good right now. /larrydavid
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I had that at the Opeth show I attended with TOX and senecadawg. It was pretty good :metal
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Hey guys I'm drunk and angry watch out beep beep
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hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.
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hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.
Isn't that from Orange County? :lol And enjoy Opeth, they're fucking awesome.
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hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.
:heart :heart :heart :heart :heart
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I had an amazing time at Periphery last night. Due to it being a non-alcoholic venue, me and my friend went to a bar called Sister, which has a great variety of craft on draft. We noticed a bus parked in front and realized, hey its Peripherys bus. I had s local brew called La Cumbre Elevated....really good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJHorf0G8Ww
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beer. and vodka. and girls
the world is good sometimes.
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beer. and vodka. and girls
the world is good sometimes.
:metal
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I wanna grab some butts right now. :zydar:
Like god damn, guys , lline up your butts right now, get this squeeze train started.
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Let's igup this therad! Nice evening, goodnight!
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Wanna proclanein m on Facebook that I'm trans.. galjthough that's probably not a great idea. "BITCHES AND SUCH, DEAL WIT HTHIS NKNOWEDGE, I BELIEVE I SHOUDL BA A WOMAN AND DAL WITH TI YOU MOTHERCUKERS, MOM AND DAD YOU TOO RAWR"
What a graet day of foot ball it was, Notre Dame won (mueheheheheh you know who you are), Oregon won, Nebraska won, Fuck Alabama and thier elephant assholes, i hope th etbuecome inflamed and they suck the rest of thes season. Otherwise, good turnout for teams that I like :)
EDIT: Going 21:10 drunk on Blops II.... on Hardcore. IG OT THIS WAPAH
EDIT2: Exemption is like the best band I've heard in forever. Public Cemetery Party is an amazing recodf that you all should rlisten to right now
So if I had some burrs vefrore hand , it would be a terrible idea to down some bid vodaka right ? I'm not feeling unconnected enough to really pull myself out of my loneohilness right now, abut I don't wanna throw up eveyrwhereh
SHIT VODKAF TATSTES FUCKING STUPID SLIT Y GROCSE EW, BUT A FEW GLASSES SONDT HURT AMITRITHT?
hiiii slutss fs i love all of ayou.
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wop
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FINALLY! Finally I have a day off... Holy fucking shit. I'm not drunk yet, but I'm feeling purdy good and I've still got a six-pack of IPA to go through so...I will be pretty soon. Haven't watched the new Breaking Dad yet so I'm waiting for Zune to get its ass in gear and give it to me. Give to to me real good. What a fuck.
FINAL FANTASY XIV WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Last night I decided I was going to get drunk and post in this thread...
I got way too drunk and forgot to post in this thread... :facepalm:
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Sup guys. I'm hunk.
Right now in resident evil mercenaries for the 3ds and NO ONE IS ONLINE. NO ONE. NO ONE BUT ME. I AM AN ISLAND.
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Not drunk....but buzzed and feeling disconnected and lonely.
Watching Star Trek TAS on Netflix.
Sometimes I hate the internet. So many possibilities for connection...and yet so much disconnection.
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Went to my friends camp site yesterday for a little "Guy Bonding".
I am still cloudy in the head. I have way too many beers.
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yeeees, hii\1!!
I'm a littl drunk/! i'm feelindgg good!
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I've just discovered something incredible queer called a 'manmosa'. I'm using Real Ale's The Devil's Backbone for it and some homemade fresh-titty-squeezed orange juice. It's incredible. I'm feeling incredible. Incredible. That man. He is not credible. I also have some Maximus left over but I'm not too sure how an IPA would go with OJ. We shall find out. Tune in after a word from our fuckers.
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HEY MAN I'M GONNA FUCK THIS SHIT UP
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PU-PU-PUSH IT REAAAAL GOOD!!!
Mmmmm manmosas are awesome. Woot wooooot I'm off tomorrow so it's gonna be flowing like the rivers of babylonasdpfoviuashbgn;lajskngaos;ifdlakgj
GONNA BE GETTIN' DEM RAIDS ALL NIGHT. ALL NIGHT RAIDS ALL NIGHT ALL NIGHT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET.
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"Be the ball, Danny..."
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Two vodka tonics, cool evening, rain on the leaves, on my own. :(
*sigh* I think I should go to bed.
yeah...
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Sueno, Sueno.
I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.
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Sueno, Sueno.
I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.
heh, be careful with that... ;) :hat
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I should start a " DTF Straightedge " Thread.
Did I already do that ? ???
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It would be buttfucked.
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Pretty buzzed now, time for a bump methinks
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Rum & coke. That is all.
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I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:
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I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:
:tup
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I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:
AWESOME!! My brother and I are brewing around a fire pit tonight and tomorrow I'm going to the Pats/Saints game. Drunks will be flowin' all weekend.
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Oh hey guys. A girl gave me her number after I fucking rocked Tool at karaoke :hat
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You know you're doing something wrong with your life when you've been drunk almost every night in the past week (the exceptions being last Thursday and Sunday). Crap.
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Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.
In other news, my tummy is paying HARD for yesterday's Fresh Hop Festival.
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Definitely drinking more than usual. And smoking more. But Winter always bring out the pothead in me. Love it.
That said, I am sufficiently good-feeling at this moment in time.
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Once she was wonderful -
Once she was fine
Once she was bautiful .
Once she was mine
Now change has come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore
Changes
Changes
Changes
Changes...................
VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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SUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsama
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Once she was wonderful -
Once she was fine
Once she was bautiful .
Once she was mine
Now change has come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore
Changes
Changes
Changes
Changes...................
VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
:metal :metal
On a related note, never mix vodka and 7-Up.
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Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.
I'm a university student. We drink way too much, I guess.
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momwatched The Mymmy with me tonight, now I'm getting drukn and watching THemMyummy Returns.
I might go lay in bed and jam to music in awhile though, I've got some tunes stucki in myy head at the moment.
also, i'm goetting my nose pierced, bullring deal, decided this well before i goete drunk , no worries.
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HIya, I'm realely adurnk tonight. I feli like weatching all the thorror movies and listening t omjsic all at the sae time.e
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Feeling good. Not quite drunk but I'm blazed so it equals out...kinda... but now... I'm a bit sleepeh. I shall fall asleep to the new AFI, which is awesomely awesome.
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Whenever I feel the urge to post in this thread, I'm still (mostly) not entirely drunk, but maybe close. Tonight's the same. I just want to say the following:
jhafsidgpa[se
rls;knat;elGKR,MF;AMLDSKBFMEGLABMF.B,MGEnk, mbrenrilk2j3brwigt2lebfd9krgdp9figr,mki,v dcevadkamwFMAZMamssmdfdjkbffgldf2q345689089754ertukl.,mn
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I agree completely.
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I agree completely.
:lol :tup
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I heart you, bourbon.
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
NECRO POST YOLO SWAG
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got 'drunk' and watched 'the man with the worlds largest testicle' last night. soooooo gahdmn funny 10/10 A+++ would trade again
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1 more hour and the drunken state I'm in is legal.
Dawn of a new era
EDIT: RAWR I am of age you sluts. you're not sluts, that was rude of myselfs. I apologieeze
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Oh we are definitely sluts. Don't hold that sexy tongue of yours.
I am quite inebriated. Not too much, but just so.
It's been a very long day, an even longer week, an an eternity of a month. I've been clean of any and all drugs that I have been a slave to for precisely one month. Ironically, despite being born to a fucking cunt of an alcoholic, alcohol has never been my vice. Thusly, I celebrate in the hope that I can continue to stay clean by, again, ironically celebrating by getting a bit drunk. I've got a few wines that are from the 90's (97 and 99 specifically) and a couple others that are merely great wines from the 200's (two from 2010 and two from 2009 and 20012). Two whites, two reds, two roses...
I fuckin' deserve it.. I've open the two newest ones and I am feeling quite good. Yay! Life is...well...it's alright. But right now it's good. Verily.
P.S. Fuck women in their dirty, skanky assholes.
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Well, I flashed my dildo across the screen and my friend saw, but I'm pretty sure I told him I had ordered one and some other dstuf.
Guys, I'm pretty out there, I got Beheomth's new album on vinyl(pretty difficult to do and expensive) I'm so glad about this month's socschedule which is pretty much all afternoon classes, so I can getr as drunk as I want any night with no consequences, like tomorrow, I have class from 9 to 1 am, and I'm drunk as shit sigh t now as is probably obious. fuck yeah to being 21 and being able t ochoose when i get drum as hsit.
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I don't ppo un here to much, but I think the protocol is not the correnct eny typincg, rught?
So, tow Jakc/Ginger's at dinner, an Irich coffee, , coupole more jack/gingers and a couple rusty nail's later, and here i am, incapable of typing worht shit.
The joys of bing in Vegas on "business".
P.S. I cheated, and did correct somf ofy my tyuping.. lol
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Welp, it's been damn near forever since I've checke in on these forums, but this seemed like the place to do so.
Any other everclear fans here? (not the band, the drink [which should be obvious due to the thread I'm posting in.]) I only recently learned that my drink of choice of late (due to poorness/need for strong drink if I want to get drunk/calorie efficiency) is actually illegal in most states, and/or can only be sold at a measly 75.5% instead of the manly 95% that I drink. (I wish there was a smiley to convey the tongue in cheek/slightly depressing nature of that statement.)
Anyways, not sure why I'm here, other than that I'm drunk and don't have anything of interest going on tonight. So here's a bit of a rant/question for y'slll.
Does anyone else find it particularly unintersting/unenjoyable to get drunk by themselves? Don't get me wrong, getting drunk is pretty well always enjoyable, but I don't fink any value to it when I'm on my own. It's good fun with friends, or even just one friend, but by myself it just seems like a dumb way to pass time.
So there we go. Theres' my two qustions to a community that I've not been a part of for a long while. 1. Does anyone else drink everclear, and 2. does anyone else find being drunk on their own less enjoyable than being drunk with a friend or several. There's my contribution to a seemingly dying communinty that I was once an active membero f.
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As long as it's not an often thing, I don't mind getting drunk by myself. Sometimes I feel like I need to be by myself heh.
darnk all my beer at a friends tonight, we ordered a dope ass pizza, watched some portladnia, played some battliefield, now I'm back in my bed, it twas a good night.
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I'm not drunk but I'm on morphine, and on my way to the DT gig : ( didn't have much choice or I'd have been in too much pain to go at all but slightly worried in case I end up ill and it ruins the gig for me, I guess I have another six hours for it to ease off but it's a super fine line between maximum pain relief then suddenly feeling like you've poisoned yourself/vomiting/overwhelming drowsiness: also I REALLY don't wanna end up being sick in the middle of a seated gig, it's so embarrassing and everyone presumes your drunk. Meh :(
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That's bad, hope you'll get well soon. Why are you on morphine?
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That's bad, hope you'll get well soon. Why are you on morphine?
Aww thanks! I have a chronic pain condition so I'm on a sht tonne of meds to keep it manageable. Morphine is more of an 'occasional' as and when thing, I used to be on the patches but it knocked me out so bad I couldn't function (falling asleep driving levels of insanity) so I'm just on the liquid now, have a swig when it gets bad or before I need to do something that is possibly going to hurt. I'd say I probably take morphine 4 days outta 7. Try to avoid it as much as possible because the withdrawal is hell once dependency kicks in!
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Oh wow, that sure is bad. I hope for you that someday it'll go away :( Fortunately you can still do things like concerts with the meds, right? Were you still able to enjoy to the concert?
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That's bad, hope you'll get well soon. Why are you on morphine?
Aww thanks! I have a chronic pain condition so I'm on a sht tonne of meds to keep it manageable. Morphine is more of an 'occasional' as and when thing, I used to be on the patches but it knocked me out so bad I couldn't function (falling asleep driving levels of insanity) so I'm just on the liquid now, have a swig when it gets bad or before I need to do something that is possibly going to hurt. I'd say I probably take morphine 4 days outta 7. Try to avoid it as much as possible because the withdrawal is hell once dependency kicks in!
Sounds terrible. Ever try Marijuana? I know its probably illegal where you are, but that supposedly helps a lot of people with chronic pain.
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Oh wow, that sure is bad. I hope for you that someday it'll go away :( Fortunately you can still do things like concerts with the meds, right? Were you still able to enjoy to the concert?
It'll probably be permanent (nine years and going! haha) but I consider myself lucky to have access to pain medication :) yeah totally, sometimes I have very little control over when it's going to come on strong which sucks but I haven't missed a concert due to it yet! It took the edge off enough to forget about it :)
Sounds terrible. Ever try Marijuana? I know its probably illegal where you are, but that supposedly helps a lot of people with chronic pain.
Never tried it while experiencing the pain, no. My career is soon going to be working with people who have substance misuse issues and I would never judge anybody else for their usage but personally illicit drugs aren't for me. I used to be prescribed Nabilone however, which is a kind of synthetic canniboid, it helped a little but not enough to warrant being stoned every single day while going to work/driving etc.
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That's good; as long as you can live with it, it's okay. Not sure about the morphine though; dependency is really bad. Of course marijuana is illegal (except for here in Holland :biggrin:) but it doesn't cause dependency at all. But if you don't feel good about it then don't do it.
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YOU'LL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK
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pffffffffff
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I've been watching Vice's HBO series season 1 all night. This shit is gripping.
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Arena football, pee-can pie, good beer, wumbo.
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Arena football, pee-can pie, good beer, wumbo.
Set phasers to wumbo
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I fucked up and set it to gumbo. I've never been happier :caffeine:
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I fucked up and set it to gumbo. I've never been happier :caffeine:
:zydarscouch:
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lol
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drinking on this Thursday evening, strangely all my friends and family are going to be out of town this weekend for one reason or another so I will fill my time with reading, booze, and maybe a cigar or two.
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GUISE! WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD BEING USED MOAR!? IT USED TO BE A HAVEN, A HAVEN FOR US OUTLIER, US ROGUES, US SCALLYWAGS, THE REAL HOODLUMS OF DTF. AND NOW IT'S A WASTELAND, A WASTELAND OF STUPID SOBER PEOPLE WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE AND GOOD AT HEART. IT'S REALLY STUPID. I DON'T LIKE IT. LET US WALLOW IN OUR LOVE JUICES AND SING PRAISE TO THE SUN. PRAISE THE SUN! WATCH OUT FOR PUSHING! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAxKqgdvaq8)
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Perhaps try your luck in the unofficial drunk thread ;)
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41849.0
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Perhaps try your luck in the unofficial drunk thread ;)
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41849.0
:lol :lol
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Last Thursday marked the first day in my life where I got drunk twice. 'Twas fun, but I doubt that I'll be making a habit out of it.
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Hey big sexy boys and that one vagina.
This here.
Tonight
This is our place. It's just ours. Let's have a big sexy time. It's a good sexy place. Yeah. Let's do it.
/THEAWKWARDESTBONER
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Drunk? No.
Great buzz....YES!
I was out in the sun all day at a free concert and then went for dinner after and had 2 beers at 12%
Yup, good buzz.
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After a day of inventory and finding three bottles of 'dated' wine...
Hi ladies. *Casually sits down at electronic bar*
*farts*
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Holy shit so fuckin drunk right now I can't even type correctly o wait I can lol what the fuck is going on ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Enjoying your new Wohnsitz? :biggrin:
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Yeah. :lol
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I wanted to type some profound stuff but I refuse to do it. I'm not completely drunk but I'm too fucked up to do any of that shit. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I LIKE TOMATOES WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TOMATOES THEY'RE VERY NICE!!!!
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIII bought a beer stein over the Thanksgiving break and am now pretty drunk and only going to continue ut otto to get more drunk aw a ss yissss.
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Not your typical drunk post.
I'm five deep on a 6-pack right now and I've been thinking about things. I lived in Tokyo for a semester in 2001 and learned a lot. Hell, I'd never lived outside of Indiana until then. I still live in the state but the time in Tokyo had a huge impact. I did a lot of thinking over the Christmas holiday and decided I would (at least) plan for another trip to Tokyo. It's hard to believe that 15 years has gone by. I feel I need to do this, since there were a few things that I didn't do when I was there first. I also feel that I need to do this for myself. Nothing to do with things to do, but for me.
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I FOUND TEH THREAD
Ctrl + F "dryunk" = 0 results found
Ctrl + F "drbunk" = 0 results found
How is everyone?
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I'm fine, how are you? Not drunk currently, but I have been a few times since the start of my summer holidays. I'll make sure to post here when I'm drunk again :lol
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Man, it took the drunk thread 6 months to come to after passing out? That was a hell of a bender there :biggrin:
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Now that's a blackout.
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Bump hehee. :biggrin:
For once, it's nice to remember how much I've been drinking. I've drank too much lately. Usually I just hang around and drink in some bar that's open till 4 A.M. and come home drunk as fuck. Tonight I've only had one whisky and three beers. I'm also having one glass of scotch here at home, but that's it.
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Literally killed off every bottle of alcohol in mah house (minus a bunch of shooters).
fml
I can barely type
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Hi.
Maybe I won´t post any shit elsewhere. ;D Think I might have drunk a bit.
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I'm on beer #5 and watching the LSU/Western Kentucky game. I've had Wicked Weed's Pernicious IPA, New Belgium's Ranger IPA, Flying Dog's Bloodline blood orange ale, and Young's Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale. Feelin good, brah!
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I'm stone cold sober but this is one hell of a game and my stomach is SO full of a smorgasbord fruit smoothie! WOOOOOOOO! :metal
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Nigga, you watchin dem bayou bengals too?!?!?!?!?!?
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I thought it was a hurricane Katrina reinactment.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you all
Merry Christmas
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Just drinking some some cheap beer to end Christmas Eve and begin Christmas Day. Seasons Greetings, God bless, & hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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I'm proun of you DTF... page three for this thread.
Three triple scoth's are in brings me here - thanks secret santa!. Not auite a stellare evening in the jingle.houseold . Guess the 'time for a drink thread' is the responsible place to be these days, eh? OH wll, felt the need to bring this threa back. Gotta make sure I pound back some water, else I have a POUNDING headach tomorrow mornig. Thanksfully I have nothing until 10am, so I can kinda sleep in a little.
Night ight.
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:lol
Oh this thread!
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Geebuz... not enough action here at all. Two solid rum and coke's (triples at least), and I've ot a serious case of the hiccups, and over-use of backspace to correct my typing.
I guess most people spend omre time in the 'who's in for a drink' thread, like is't a classier way of getting hammered! :lol
Ahhh DTF. How I've missed you so.
P.S. Trump is an abosulte moron.
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:tup
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This is a dilemma, but a fun one. I met this really cool lady that I became close friends with. She invites me over to her place on Friday or Saturday nights for dinner and drinks. She always buys my favorite tequila (Hornito's Sauza) and mixes it with fresh lime-ade and a splash of cranberry on the rocks. She calls it Crime-ade, lol! We then listen to alot of great music and the Crime-ade goes down too easy too fast and It's too risky to drive home. To top it all off, she loves to watch Rush, Dream Theater, Yes, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden etc in concert dvds. I have all the Rush and DT shows ever released and she always asks me to bring them and it's always a great time. She has a excellent sound system and tv which makes it like the concert is in the living room.
This is all a breath of fresh air in my life after going through a major transition, but I'm not really ready for a full on commitment. I've resisted temptation so far and crash in the spare bedroom if I can't drive home. We are having alot of fun though and she's one of my few friends where we can unravel and be ourselves and enjoy good drinks and music with no drama. We're both happy drinkers and keep things light hearted. Admittedly, we really like each other and she's easy on the eyes (even before the tequila). She has no strings attached, no kids, no exes trying to cling on, and is well grounded with a good head on her shoulders. I guess we're just partners in crime-ade, cheers!
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Much respect, Architeuthis!
Jingle, not so much. :lol
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Previous two postes: Not durnk enuf
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So Chad, I've got 4 sets of stones but I've got to tell you I like my bourbon and whiskey with the ice sphere the most.
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So Chad, I've got 4 sets of stones but I've got to tell you I like my bourbon and whiskey with the ice sphere the most.
I can't disagree much. I like the temperature that the ice sphere's give a drink. I've also got a silicone mould for large cubes, which is nice. But, I hate getting my scotch watered down. Mrs.jingle has been enjoying Bailey's salted caramel lately... that's nice with the ice sphere.
So, it's either neat, or mildly chilled through the stones.
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After losing my job and seeing my relationship with my high school sweetheart end back in October, I've been doing quite a bit more drinking than I used to. It's good to know that this thread exists and this will most likely be the only time I post in it while sober.
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I've never tried the different Bailey's flavors.
That sucks TCONYC.
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Hi.
Maybe I won´t post any shit elsewhere. ;D Think I might have drunk a bit.
Well that didn't end up well. Vodka isn't for you, luv.
Regards,
Ruba 2,5 years later
Seriously. I'm somewhat intoxicated, but I want to talk about stuff. Anybody else loving Britpop (90s British rock for you other millennials)?
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Blur were the first band I really fell in love with; their self-titled was the first album I ever owned (in hindsight a pretty depressing album for an 8 year old) and they were the first band I ever went to see live. Still love them.
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Blur were the first band I really fell in love with; their self-titled was the first album I ever owned (in hindsight a pretty depressing album for an 8 year old) and they were the first band I ever went to see live. Still love them.
That was an early album for me as well. Kind of forgot about it, but I never really enjoyed them that much besides the single. I sold that album along with most of my child hood CDs when I was an older teen.
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Shame, shalme aon all you mother fuckers for letting this thread got for foru fucking years!
It's been a shit-arsed night around here, and I'm about 7 fingers fo scotch into the botthle . Glenmorangite. Good fucking shit.
lonestar even ot me to list en to some j-metal, and i'm fucking enyoing it!
Just poured me a bit tall glass of water - hopefully to save my hangover for the morning. probably won't sork though - i get a headache juse on two fingers (lol, that sounds dirtier than it shoudl).
P.S. Avatar - good; Balack Adam - shyte. SUck it King.
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pps... a Jacke SS vid. oh, this ought to be fun! brb
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pps... a Jacke SS vid. oh, this ought to be fun! brb
T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.
P.s. triple post fo thte fucking iwn.. where is ieveryone? am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
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pps... a Jacke SS vid. oh, this ought to be fun! brb
T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.
P.s. triple post fo thte fucking iwn.. where is ieveryone? am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
Quoting for posterity lol
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lonestar even ot me to list en to some j-metal, and i'm fucking enyoing it!
I like that most of the typos are pretty close, but the "y" and "j" aren't all that close--must have been swaying pretty good right then. It also has the bonus of sounding like a Spanish accent.
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pps... a Jacke SS vid. oh, this ought to be fun! brb
T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.
P.s. triple post fo thte fucking iwn.. where is ieveryone? am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
Jesus, it's Friday night here and I'm sober as fuck. Jingle.boy.....wins.
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Hey, Kade. 2:54 am here. Insomnia strikes again...maybe I should make me a drink?! :lol
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About 7 scotches should do the trick mate.
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I was having some scotch last night, I should've joined this thread.
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pps... a Jacke SS vid. oh, this ought to be fun! brb
T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.
P.s. triple post fo thte fucking iwn.. where is ieveryone? am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
Quoting for posterity lol
:lol :lol
Thanks for reviving this thread Chad. Maybe I'll be here after work...
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
I must say when I just opened this thread, I did not expect to see this from Jingle :lol fantastic, hope the water did the trick and he's not in bed today.
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I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else! :lol :lol holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!! fuck... jinxed myself.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
I must say when I just opened this thread, I did not expect to see this from Jingle :lol fantastic, hope the water did the trick and he's not in bed today.
Between a B- hangover, A+ caffeine withdrawal headache, and an A+++ blizzard that has knocked out the power here 4 times for about a total of 5 hours, I spent most of the day in bed.
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damn, sounds miserable
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That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?
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That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?
Not at all! I do cut my coffee with decaf, about 60/40. I'll have a couple cups in the morning (cut with decaf), and a couple in the afternoon. But yesterday, I didn't have any in the afternoon cuz jingle.son and I went to see Avatar. Then the hangover had me a little queazy, and I couldn't stomach much. So by 11am, it felt like someone had a drill into the left side of my forehead.
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a few beers... 0,5 litres of whisky... gonna go to bed soon. :D thank god I don't do this every day...
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That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?
Not at all! I do cut my coffee with decaf, about 60/40. I'll have a couple cups in the morning (cut with decaf), and a couple in the afternoon. But yesterday, I didn't have any in the afternoon cuz jingle.son and I went to see Avatar. Then the hangover had me a little queazy, and I couldn't stomach much. So by 11am, it felt like someone had a drill into the left side of my forehead.
As hungover as I've been I've always been able to drink coffee, however most of my friends are the opposite.
In. Popped a jazz gummy and having some scotch myself.
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Aw shit page 69 :eyebrows:
Had some beers out and now gonna have more that I'm home.
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Well shit... my scothc is empty, and i'm not sure I want to pour another. It is kinda late. I should drink some water, cuz i gotta get up early . Tomorowo is an off day, but I gotta swap it for Tuesday - long story... but because of COVID, we had to postpone my get together with my mother to Tuesday. So , I gotta work a bit tomorrow despite it being the 'adya off' for New Yar's Day. So, water it is for th erest of the nigth.
Why no one else drinkin with me here??
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I'm on my third round
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After 5 rounds, I' think I should pakc it in. Don't think I have int in me to do another, plus, alarm is se for 6am. Chug-a-lug some water, then hittin th ehay.
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I'm appalled that it's been nearly a year since this thread had been used - and mby me no less. I'm only 3(ish) drinks into the night, so this shouldn't be too badk of a post. fingers aren't working terribly ell, butr whatevs.
Think I'll pour myself anothe.r
6 mord days of vacation... my motto has been "eat drink and be merry". So, it's back to step 2 again tonight.
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And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!
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And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!
Get back to me when you hit your 40s, youngling ... let alone your 50s :D
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Instant King speak, just add alcohol
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And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!
I partook as will with Angel's Envy.
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Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.
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Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.
I'm the Venus Flytrap of DTF; he's Johnny Fever.
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Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.
Call me Peter Griffin.
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Haven't been drunk in a while, might do that in the next few days. Get the temp bans ready! (I am kidding hefbosk please)
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And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!
Get back to me when you hit your 40s, youngling ... let alone your 50s :D
:lol Fair call. Soon though mate, soon.
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I'm appalled that it's been nearly a year since this thread had been used - and mby me no less. I'm only 3(ish) drinks into the night, so this shouldn't be too badk of a post. fingers aren't working terribly ell, butr whatevs.
Think I'll pour myself anothe.r
6 mord days of vacation... my motto has been "eat drink and be merry". So, it's back to step 2 again tonight.
Usually when I get into the drinks I forget this thread even exists.
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Not terribly drunk atm... just one stiff scoth.. Fuck I hate weekends . That's not normal, is it? Not sure I rmember the nlast time I had a really goo d weekend, start to finish. And this one surea s hell ant gonna be it. Guess the drink was stiffer than I though - fingers ain't workin as good as the normally are. Another drin, or some water and bed??
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Look at you. Lol.
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:lol
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Clearly, I went with the "water and bed" option.
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Definitely not normal though, Chad. I'm always looking forward to weekends.
Not drunk yet, but I'm about to hit a couple of gin and tonics before bed. Had an awesome start of the day and then it slowly deteriorated to an absolute shitshow (family matters). Now that I'm home I think I'll indulge a little bit today.
See you guys later in this thread, maybe. :lol
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I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle
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Okay I'm properly inebriated at this point. Surprisingly it only takes two gin and tonics to make me lightheaded nowadays. Wow. And I don't really like it :lol for some reason I get really depressed when I drink. And I mean more depressed than I usually am.
Now spinning:
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Proper depression music.
I'm gonna hit the third gin and tonic because fuck it and get some sleep.
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I’m joining you, Evermind. Bombay Sapphire and elderflower tonic. 2 more and I’ll be taking my Saturday nap.
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I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle
Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far … and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.
I’ll no doubt be back here later.
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Shit, I might have misread then, sorry it was shitty. Hope it improves!
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I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle
Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far … and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.
I’ll no doubt be back here later.
Dude, I worry for you.
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In. It's been a day and a half.
I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle
Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far … and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.
I’ll no doubt be back here later.
Dude, I worry for you.
I feel the same
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Just had a 120 proof whiskey. Yup.
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Just had a 120 proof whiskey. Yup.
breathing fire. Feels like the time I had a sip of that JP bourbon.
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Taking names and kicking ass at Rush tribute band showcase
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No need to worry gents. It’s just the way life is. I behaved tonight… only a couple of beers while watching the Leafs suck.
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I'm home. Chad, what a killer night and a killer show tonight.
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I'm home. Chad, what a killer night and a killer show tonight.
Glad it was. I was *Get Smart* this close to seeing Lotus Land in March of 2020.
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Check out my Facebook post with a whole bunch of videos.
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I'm home. Chad, what a killer night and a killer show tonight.
Glad it was. I was *Get Smart* this close to seeing Lotus Land in March of 2020.
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The pop culture warrior strikes again!
Check out my Facebook post
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Bruh. You'd be impressed.