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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #840 on: November 12, 2010, 09:42:10 PM »
Guess I got enough booze in me to join this thread.  At home alone, watching a triple feature.  Been stuck at home cause of an injury and am starting to get cabin fever.  Only two more days and I can join the real world again. *chugs beer*

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #841 on: November 13, 2010, 11:54:44 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #842 on: November 14, 2010, 02:19:52 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #843 on: November 15, 2010, 01:20:50 PM »
explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink

Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #844 on: November 17, 2010, 11:07:44 AM »
explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink

Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?
not gonna lie, I wou,ld reply to you in a meaningful amnner and exp0lkain all, but i'm pretty wasted.

So basically me and some work mtes nicked aload of bottles of wine and drank them all then we o fcourse managed to get thrown out of the local pub when we went for an 'after-drink' and I fell asleep on the fuckion bus and ended up nowhere near my fuckin house. But I have ordered a delicious curtry so it's OK

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #845 on: November 17, 2010, 02:25:28 PM »
explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink

Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?

A unit is basically a shot of 40% hard alcohol, or equivalent in beer/wine/etc.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #846 on: November 19, 2010, 12:12:55 AM »
explain units?
I hope you don't drive. Or if you do drive, I hope you don't drink

Well no, I mean like. Does that refer to number of drinks? Or is it more specific to alcohol consumption, rather than "drinks". 1 unit=1oz of hard alcohol?

A unit is basically a shot of 40% hard alcohol, or equivalent in beer/wine/etc.

Alright. I've just considered that to be a "drink" but now it all makes sense.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #847 on: November 19, 2010, 12:15:17 AM »
Straight vodka is awful.

Not if its a good quality vodka its not. Grey Goose on the rocks id pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned. :tick2:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #848 on: November 19, 2010, 12:45:29 AM »
Straight vodka is awful.

Not if its a good quality vodka its not. Grey Goose on the rocks id pretty damn good as far as I'm concerned. :tick2:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #849 on: November 19, 2010, 02:21:00 AM »
I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.

Tonight, 14 years after the game first came out, I finally beat it! Sure, as a kid I beat the final Bowser battle a million times, but try as I might, I could never get all 120 stars. But tonight, I finally did!

Since the night in the quote above when I started a new file for the first time in several years, I've probably only played five or six times, and I was drunk or drinking half of those times. Alas, tonight is a night of celebration...but I'm out of beer and the liquor store is closed! (It's 5:20 in the morning here, so that's probably a good thing.) Ah well, the weekend shall come soon enough.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #850 on: November 19, 2010, 10:25:18 PM »
HI GUYS HERE I AM ROCKING LIKE A HURIRICANE!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #851 on: November 20, 2010, 01:22:13 AM »
I hate that! People always ruin the fun with their lives.

I am also feelin' kinda good. I just went back to the kitchen to get the rest of my beer and the fridge was wide open  :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #852 on: November 20, 2010, 07:32:49 AM »
Fun night planned tonight! :D
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #853 on: November 20, 2010, 07:36:37 AM »
A weekend full of alcohol.  A get together at my friends house tonight and then Pats vs. Indy tailgating sunday.  Let the beer flow.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #854 on: November 20, 2010, 07:45:00 AM »
Volk has chocolate wine.  :heart

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #855 on: November 20, 2010, 10:50:23 AM »
Of course he does  ;)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #856 on: November 20, 2010, 01:08:25 PM »
Basically I prefer weed than alcohol. But really when there's a lot of people or a party going on, with a lot of chicks and stuff - alcohol's better.

Now, it became a bit hard to drink for me. I don't know I am just not used to it anymore. It became ugly. :( :(

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #858 on: November 21, 2010, 01:25:20 PM »
So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #859 on: November 21, 2010, 02:13:36 PM »
Planning to try the FIFA drinking game at some point soon.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #860 on: November 21, 2010, 02:33:46 PM »
So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #861 on: November 24, 2010, 04:33:44 PM »
Ate a ton of chinese food, drank quite a few beers, hello. I'm here.
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« Reply #862 on: November 24, 2010, 11:33:07 PM »
Hey buddy, what's up?

Tonight at my campus bar, two special events happened to align:

1) A smaller, Halifax-based brewery called Garrison sponsors our campus bar. Once a month, they invent two kegs-worth of a special beer - no more and no less - to serve to our bar at a special price. After the one night, the special beer will never been heard from or tasted again.

2) Trivia night, a monthly event testing the minds of the drunkards. The winner of each round gets a free pitcher.

My team may not have won any rounds, but I opted to name our team after one of the guys involved in the trivia night (Team Kai's Stache, which he grew for Movember), and as a result, he bought me a pint at the end of the night.

Needless to say, I've had enough to drink that I'm drunk.

In other news, I have a midterm in seven and a half hours that I have yet to start studying and I still need to go to sleep. This should be fun...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #863 on: November 24, 2010, 11:38:47 PM »
Are we all drinking?

Yay!

I'm knocking back this hard apple cider, tastes like feckin' lemonade.

Arrogant Bastard waiting in the fridge.  I love you, Arrogant Bastard!

Should have picked up the Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous ale instead of the cider.  But, alas, no price, but last place I bought it it was something like $6 bucks.  Still, no price means no buy.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #864 on: November 24, 2010, 11:43:16 PM »
Are we all drinking?

Yay!

I'm knocking back this hard apple cider, tastes like feckin' lemonade.

Arrogant Bastard waiting in the fridge.  I love you, Arrogant Bastard!

Should have picked up the Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous ale instead of the cider.  But, alas, no price, but last place I bought it it was something like $6 bucks.  Still, no price means no buy.

Sounds awfully complicated. You need more beer.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #865 on: November 24, 2010, 11:51:01 PM »
I got my Pancho VIlla prayer candle lit next to me to light my way in dark and turbulent times.

Dark.

Dark.

Dark beer.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #866 on: November 24, 2010, 11:52:50 PM »
I think you need to replace that candle with nachos.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #867 on: November 24, 2010, 11:54:03 PM »
Nachos!

Goddamn...no, but there's no place open this time of night.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #868 on: November 25, 2010, 10:34:48 AM »
I decided to try out Wychwood Brewery's Wytchcraft tonight (along with others). It's pretty damn good! I've never been disappointed by these guys. My favourite so far is still Hobgoblin.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #869 on: November 26, 2010, 12:35:39 AM »
just a bit
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #870 on: November 26, 2010, 07:28:45 PM »
So me and my friends go to the liquor store with the intent to buy a few tall cans each. We walked out with a minikeg instead.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #871 on: November 26, 2010, 08:40:51 PM »
I decided to try a seasonal beer tonight. Muskoka Harvest Ale, brewed in the Muskoka cottage country in Ontario. SOOOOOO GOOD! If you can get it wherever you are, I would recommend it. It's a strong ber (6.4%) with a toffee/caramel taste, so if you like the strong flavour of many English beers, you'll love this Canadian brewed gem!

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« Reply #872 on: November 28, 2010, 08:06:19 PM »
Of course he does  ;)

yeah but i reaLLY do^^ Its called chocovine ^_^ Its really good.

I found thos white chocolate one (i dont rememer what it called), but I'll try it in a few day^^

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #873 on: December 05, 2010, 12:57:22 AM »
Half related to drunk thread:

Has anyone gone to a chinese restaurant after alcohol hours? I always thought the "special tea" thing was a myth, but I went to a place in Chinatown in Toronto and they brought us beers in teapots at like 3AM to "legitimize" it.

And the food was amazing for the price!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #874 on: December 05, 2010, 12:58:11 AM »
No, but I'm pretty drunk rightn ow
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