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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1575 on: September 21, 2013, 05:31:50 PM »
Join us after the break as Robin demonstrates her excellent cunnilinguist skills on Tammy....

There was a shooting over night......my wad on your wife's chest.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1576 on: September 21, 2013, 07:37:41 PM »
This just in, I have the weirdest boner right now.

Jane, you're as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

Fred, I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1577 on: September 21, 2013, 08:00:48 PM »
And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1578 on: September 21, 2013, 08:46:46 PM »
I like-a to do the cha-cha
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1579 on: September 22, 2013, 05:48:25 AM »
Murder. Young girl killed.
Desperate shooting at Echo's Hill.
Dreadful ending, killer died.
Evidently suicide.

I hate working for this dickhead station.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1580 on: September 22, 2013, 01:11:25 PM »
This just in.. someone shit in my pants..
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1581 on: September 22, 2013, 07:40:11 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on September 21, 2013, 08:00:48 PM
And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1582 on: September 22, 2013, 07:45:13 PM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on September 22, 2013, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on September 21, 2013, 08:00:48 PM
And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.
Winrar.

Ah, Thanks! There were some good ones that round.



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1583 on: September 22, 2013, 08:08:32 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1584 on: September 22, 2013, 10:10:33 PM »
Animal Plant It- Round the clock animal porn.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1585 on: September 22, 2013, 10:37:34 PM »
The Fireplace Channel - a burning log on a loop.

The Sunset Channel - a sunset in a loop

The Aquarium Channel - an aquarium

P.S. those are all real channels up here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1586 on: September 23, 2013, 12:03:38 AM »
MTV - A channel that shows music videos all day.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1587 on: September 23, 2013, 02:18:38 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1588 on: September 23, 2013, 03:04:06 PM »
The Anatomy Network - Demystifying bodily functions 24x7
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1589 on: September 23, 2013, 03:54:10 PM »
The Bulimia Channel -- Where we regurgitate shows.


The Alzheimer's‎ Channel  -- We're on some channel just search for us.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1590 on: September 23, 2013, 06:55:35 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 23, 2013, 03:54:10 PM
The Alzheimer's‎ Channel  -- We're on some channel just search for us.

 :lol No need to go any further than that  :lol
  You're up King....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1591 on: September 23, 2013, 07:56:49 PM »
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Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
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New scene -- You walk in on your parents naked and your Dad tells you........?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1592 on: September 23, 2013, 08:12:40 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 23, 2013, 07:56:49 PM
New scene -- You walk in on your parents naked and your tells you........?

Is there a word missing here? Should it be 'your parents tell you'? Or do I not get it?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1593 on: September 24, 2013, 05:39:04 AM »
Oops!  fixed.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1594 on: September 24, 2013, 05:51:41 AM »
"This isn't really what it looks like - we are just having sex".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1595 on: September 24, 2013, 05:59:14 AM »
Hey son, want to help me DP your mother?

Oh hey, I'll give you a 20 to film us. And don't be shy, get right in there.

Well this is embarrassing. The Viagra hasn't kicked in yet, so you're not seeing me at full mast.

Does this look infected to you?

See that trainwreck there? That's your fault. Maybe if you hadn't taken 10 hours to squeeze your way out of that baby cannon, I'd still be feeling some friction down there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1596 on: September 24, 2013, 07:20:37 AM »
I was in the pool!

Oh hi Jimmy. Is this your new girlfriend?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1597 on: September 24, 2013, 07:22:55 AM »
You haven't seen your sister and Grandmother have you? They left ten minutes ago to get some cooking oil and Bologna slices.

Hey watch this....your mom can swallow a whole Cucumber.

Oh son...good....can you give me a hand and wipe that semen out of your mothers eye? Our neighbor Fred was in a hurry and forgot to clean up after himself.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1598 on: September 24, 2013, 08:38:11 AM »
"Oh thank god you're here, son. String the garden hose in from outside and give us a squirt. We've been stuck here for 4 hours."

"Call 911. We've had a little superglue accident."

I've got to go with the obvious one here. "Get the fuck out of here you little shit. And knock before you open the door or we'll be going to the hospital to get my boot out of your ass!"

 :biggrin:



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1599 on: September 24, 2013, 08:41:16 AM »
You were right in calling me a motherfucker.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1600 on: September 24, 2013, 09:09:23 AM »
Um, yeah, sorry son, that's as big as it gets. You're kinda fucked, so if you want a wife better looking than old saggy tits here, you better be making some money.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1601 on: September 24, 2013, 09:16:14 AM »
Hey Buddy.....listen, do me a favor and go downstairs and wait by the front door......we have three guests showing up in about ten minutes......Hectar, Luis and Juan. Just send them up.

Son I had that same look on my face when I learned Dwight Gooden walked 87 batters in 1988.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1602 on: September 24, 2013, 09:24:22 AM »
No, I'm not hanging your mother.. I'll explain to you when you're older. Now go to bed and never tell anyone what you saw.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1603 on: September 25, 2013, 03:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on September 24, 2013, 08:41:16 AM
You were right in calling me a motherfucker.

 :lol

Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1604 on: September 25, 2013, 04:19:36 PM »
Twas a brilliant round.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1605 on: September 26, 2013, 01:23:07 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 25, 2013, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Zydar on September 24, 2013, 08:41:16 AM
You were right in calling me a motherfucker.

 :lol

Winna!

Oh goodie ;D

New scene: The most unexpected sitcom duo/cast and the name for the show.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1606 on: September 26, 2013, 01:56:35 AM »
Standings:

gmillerdrake - 14
jingle.boy - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
BlobVanDam - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
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Lolzeez - 1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1607 on: September 26, 2013, 03:43:29 AM »
Björn Gustafsson and Thomas MacLean - 'We're secretly the same person'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1608 on: September 26, 2013, 11:27:38 AM »
Obama & Limbaugh in Barack & the Fat Man.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1609 on: September 27, 2013, 05:28:15 AM »
Geoff Tate and Axl Rose. Douchebaggery - That's Wot We Do!
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