Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[gmillerdrake]

Join us after the break as Robin demonstrates her excellent cunnilinguist skills on Tammy....

There was a shooting over night......my wad on your wife's chest.

[jingle.boy]

This just in, I have the weirdest boner right now.

Jane, you're as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

Fred, I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

[gmillerdrake]

And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.

[masterthes]

I like-a to do the cha-cha

[Ruba]

Murder. Young girl killed.
Desperate shooting at Echo's Hill.
Dreadful ending, killer died.
Evidently suicide.

I hate working for this dickhead station.

[CodyWanKenobi]

This just in.. someone shit in my pants..

[MetalJunkie]

And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.

Winrar.

[gmillerdrake]

And here's a shocker......a black teen shot another black teen last night.

Winrar.

Ah, Thanks! There were some good ones that round.



Standings:

gmillerdrake - 14
jingle.boy - 14
lonestar - 9
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
BlobVanDam - 5
Zydar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


Next Scene:
   New Cable Station name(s).......and it's content.

[masterthes]

Watch Paint Dry Network...watching paint dry 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year

[lonestar]

Animal Plant It- Round the clock animal porn.

[jingle.boy]

The Fireplace Channel - a burning log on a loop.

The Sunset Channel - a sunset in a loop

The Aquarium Channel - an aquarium

P.S. those are all real channels up here.

[Elite]

MTV - A channel that shows music videos all day.

[MetalJunkie]

Celeb Web!
Featuring the hottest new reality shows of your favorite celebs surfin' the net.

Highlights!

Thurs 3:00pm - "Wreck-it Rough" - Miley Cyrus defends herself on twitter.

Fri 7:00pm - "Scowl in the Cowl" - Affleck responds to the online community's reaction about his role as Batman.

Sun 12:00pm - "Raped by a pack of n***ers" - Mel Gibson debuts his first online video sermon!

Mon 6:00 pm - "Lohan's Auto Suggestions" - How to... Cheat a drug test. Make good movies. Remove a really tight bracelet from your leg.

[jingle.boy]

The Anatomy Network - Demystifying bodily functions 24x7

[King Postwhore]

The Bulimia Channel -- Where we regurgitate shows.


The Alzheimer's‎ Channel  -- We're on some channel just search for us.

[gmillerdrake]

The Alzheimer's‎ Channel  -- We're on some channel just search for us.

No need to go any further than that 
  You're up King....

[King Postwhore]

Standings:

gmillerdrake - 14
jingle.boy - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
BlobVanDam - 5
Zydar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene -- You walk in on your parents naked and your Dad tells you........?

[gmillerdrake]

New scene -- You walk in on your parents naked and your tells you........?

Is there a word missing here? Should it be 'your parents tell you'? Or do I not get it?

[King Postwhore]

Oops!  fixed.

[Zydar]

"This isn't really what it looks like - we are just having sex".

[BlobVanDam]

Hey son, want to help me DP your mother?

Oh hey, I'll give you a 20 to film us. And don't be shy, get right in there.

Well this is embarrassing. The Viagra hasn't kicked in yet, so you're not seeing me at full mast.

Does this look infected to you?

See that trainwreck there? That's your fault. Maybe if you hadn't taken 10 hours to squeeze your way out of that baby cannon, I'd still be feeling some friction down there.

[jingle.boy]

I was in the pool!

Oh hi Jimmy. Is this your new girlfriend?

[gmillerdrake]

You haven't seen your sister and Grandmother have you? They left ten minutes ago to get some cooking oil and Bologna slices.

Hey watch this....your mom can swallow a whole Cucumber.

Oh son...good....can you give me a hand and wipe that semen out of your mothers eye? Our neighbor Fred was in a hurry and forgot to clean up after himself.

[Podaar]

"Oh thank god you're here, son. String the garden hose in from outside and give us a squirt. We've been stuck here for 4 hours."

"Call 911. We've had a little superglue accident."

I've got to go with the obvious one here. "Get the fuck out of here you little shit. And knock before you open the door or we'll be going to the hospital to get my boot out of your ass!"

[Zydar]

You were right in calling me a motherfucker.

[lonestar]

Um, yeah, sorry son, that's as big as it gets. You're kinda fucked, so if you want a wife better looking than old saggy tits here, you better be making some money.

[gmillerdrake]

Hey Buddy.....listen, do me a favor and go downstairs and wait by the front door......we have three guests showing up in about ten minutes......Hectar, Luis and Juan. Just send them up.

Son I had that same look on my face when I learned Dwight Gooden walked 87 batters in 1988.

[Elite]

No, I'm not hanging your mother.. I'll explain to you when you're older. Now go to bed and never tell anyone what you saw.

[King Postwhore]

You were right in calling me a motherfucker.

Winna!

[lonestar]

Twas a brilliant round.

[Zydar]

You were right in calling me a motherfucker.

Winna!

Oh goodie

New scene: The most unexpected sitcom duo/cast and the name for the show.

[Zydar]

Standings:

gmillerdrake - 14
jingle.boy - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
BlobVanDam - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

[Elite]

Björn Gustafsson and Thomas MacLean - 'We're secretly the same person'

[King Postwhore]

Obama & Limbaugh in Barack & the Fat Man.

[Ruba]

Geoff Tate and Axl Rose. Douchebaggery - That's Wot We Do!