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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1435 on: September 01, 2013, 06:06:08 PM »
Really?  Sexual Assault is the charge?  Look at the plaintiff ... she's got a face like a collapsed lung and a body by Burger King.  Who would want to touch that?

Judy... what do you say you hold me in contempt in your chambers later?  :heybaby:

The charge is human trafficking, organized prostitution, and drug possession.  My client's name is Zydar.  I got nothing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1436 on: September 01, 2013, 06:21:18 PM »
'Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud!'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1437 on: September 01, 2013, 07:50:25 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on September 01, 2013, 06:06:08 PM
Really?  Sexual Assault is the charge?  Look at the plaintiff ... she's got a face like a collapsed lung and a body by Burger King.  Who would want to touch that?

Judy... what do you say you hold me in contempt in your chambers later?  :heybaby:

The charge is human trafficking, organized prostitution, and drug possession.  My client's name is Zydar.  I got nothing.

Ahahahaha...  :rollin


Look, the victim in question seems to have been raped by a Shetland pony...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1438 on: September 01, 2013, 10:48:48 PM »
Shit, I think that acid is kicking in....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1439 on: September 01, 2013, 11:11:42 PM »
:zydar:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1440 on: September 01, 2013, 11:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on September 01, 2013, 11:11:42 PM
:zydar:

Sounds like a plan.

Just look at the jury, and :zydar:.

Case won.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1441 on: September 02, 2013, 12:30:39 AM »
Hey, can we make sure that cash he paid me in is good before the jury takes these counterfeiting charges to deliberation....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1442 on: September 02, 2013, 06:41:18 AM »
People of the jury, I can sum up this case in just two simple words: titty sprinkles
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1443 on: September 03, 2013, 08:54:00 AM »
Little bump for a couple more....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1444 on: September 03, 2013, 01:47:18 PM »
Quote from: masterthes on September 02, 2013, 06:41:18 AM
People of the jury, I can sum up this case in just two simple words: titty sprinkles

I have no idea what this means......that's why I like it. You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1445 on: September 03, 2013, 02:36:27 PM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 13
gmillerdrake - 11
lonestar - 8
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
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soundgarden - 1

Let's try this one. Unused celebrity epitaphs

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1446 on: September 03, 2013, 06:32:08 PM »
Don Adams (from Get Smart ) "Immortality...Missed it by THAT much!"

Count Dracula  1066
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                        1969

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1447 on: September 03, 2013, 07:28:47 PM »
Amelia Earhart:  Refused to ask for directions.

Christopher Columbus:  Refused to as for directions.

James Bowie:  Where'd all those Mexicans come from?

James Brown:  Not feelin very good right now

Heath Ledger:  And there ......... I ......... went.....

Kim Jong Il:  I'm so ronery.

(and the not dead yet)

Morgan Freeman:  You're hearing my voice as you read this.

James LaBrie:  RAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!

Willie Nelson:  Pot ... not even once.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1448 on: September 03, 2013, 07:52:21 PM »
Michael Jackson  --  White as a ghost I lay.


John Holmes  --  You can pipe anything underground.


John Candy -- Sweet, I'm dead.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1449 on: September 03, 2013, 08:11:36 PM »
Chris Farley - Shoulda had decaf more often.

Steve Jobs - Three finger salute!

Martin Luther King - Livin the dream!

(And the not dead yet)

Arnold Schwarzenegger - I'm not coming back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - It WAS a tumor!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1450 on: September 03, 2013, 09:27:48 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on September 03, 2013, 07:28:47 PM
Heath Ledger:  And there ......... I ......... went.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1451 on: September 03, 2013, 09:41:15 PM »
Sadaam Hussein - Just Hangin' Out

Kurt Kobain - The Art of sitting Shotgun

Princess Diana - Ridin' Along in my Automobile.....

JFK Jr. - Up, down...left, right.......who really knows when you fly at night

Richy Valenze - From Star to impacted Meteor



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1452 on: September 04, 2013, 02:50:03 AM »
jingle.boy wins. You're up sir!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1453 on: September 04, 2013, 04:35:19 AM »
Wahoo!  Quick victory... I'll take it.  Any particular one, or am I just totally covered in hilarity?!?  :lol

Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 11
lonestar - 8
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
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Jarlaxle - 2
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Jonnybaxy - 2
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soundgarden - 1

The phrase/comment that elicits a response of "There's something you don't hear everyday".
(this is inspired by jingle.son's comment the other day - jokingly! - "This is my favorite episode of Honey Boo Boo")
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1454 on: September 04, 2013, 04:47:03 AM »
Probably the Heath Ledger one

Justin Bieber is the John Lennon for the 21st century

That Miley Cyrus is so damn classy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1455 on: September 04, 2013, 07:13:41 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on September 04, 2013, 04:35:19 AM
Wahoo!  Quick victory... I'll take it.  Any particular one, or am I just totally covered in hilarity?!?  :lol

No, I think it's more along the lines of you are full of.....something.....I just can't quite recall what it is you're completely full of.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1456 on: September 04, 2013, 07:17:13 AM »
A Nun Queef.

ANY politician admit wrong doing.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1457 on: September 04, 2013, 07:53:57 AM »
Jenna Jameson say "That's too big"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1458 on: September 04, 2013, 09:23:00 PM »
A Priest stubs his toe on a door as he walks into a restaurant.....shouts "God Da%n It!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1459 on: September 05, 2013, 10:59:10 AM »
JP:  Let's write a short song.  Under 8 minutes is short, right?  Guys?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1460 on: September 05, 2013, 12:15:42 PM »
"I really don't mind having anal leakage."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1461 on: September 05, 2013, 05:02:59 PM »
But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic IS a great show!


Shoot me, Hef  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1462 on: September 05, 2013, 06:23:42 PM »
Kim K: "I really regret that my claim to fame is getting hollowed out on video by some B-list rapper."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1463 on: September 06, 2013, 05:00:35 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on September 05, 2013, 12:15:42 PM
"I really don't mind having anal leakage."

There's something you don't hear every day!!

You be up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1464 on: September 06, 2013, 06:56:13 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on September 06, 2013, 05:00:35 AM
Quote from: Podaar on September 05, 2013, 12:15:42 PM
"I really don't mind having anal leakage."

There's something you don't hear every day!!


Depends.

Thanks! I'll think of something soon I promise. It's 6:55 a.m. here and the coffee's not quite working.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1465 on: September 06, 2013, 08:06:40 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 11
lonestar - 8
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
masterthes - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1

Today's Scene: Too much information moments by the spouse of your boss.

[edit] I thought this would generate more interest. I'll modify it slightly to include: Things you never want to hear your the spouse of your boss say. [/edit]
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 10:36:46 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1466 on: September 06, 2013, 08:19:20 AM »
"You know, the reason why he takes out his anger on you and your fellow colleagues is that his dick once got bitten off by a rabid chihuahua."
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1467 on: September 06, 2013, 11:47:33 AM »
He hasn't asked invited you to the swinger's party we're hosting tomorrow?

I really don't mind anal leakage.

Toilet paper is just too damned expensive.  I refuse to purchase anything you literally just flush away.

We absolutely love living in California.  It beats living in Utah, where he just couldn't shake off the pedophilia charges.

If he didn't manscape, he'd look like he's wearing a cashmere sweater when he's topless.  He's got a hairy ass too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1468 on: September 06, 2013, 11:55:58 AM »
I wish I knew why he makes me wear your uniform to bed....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1469 on: September 06, 2013, 01:09:29 PM »
He told me one night in a drunken stupor that he wanted to drink your semen from a hollow removed dolls head.

It's difficult to please him due to his micro-penis.....so I just buy nursing kittens to relieve the stress for him.

Honestly, I thought it was odd the first time I found him lying in a plastic baby pool full of dish soap....but after I witnessed what those three drunk Mexican Men come and do to him every Thursday night....I agree it's best to thoroughly cleanse.
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