A man walks up to an agent. He tells him that he's got a play. So the agent asks him to tell what's in the play.
"First Dream Theater gets on stage. They play their ass off, everyone's having fun. Then right in the middle of "Ministry of Lost Soul"'s instrumental part, Mangini starts flinging shit at Rudess. How does he accomplish this? Petrucci grabs the turds while playing solos with the five fingers of his left hand, handing them to Mangini who then proceeds to toss them at the band members inbetween drum fills. Jordan gets tired of all the shit, grabs his keyboard and starts beating on Mangini with it (he doesn't have anything to play there anyway). Then suddenly Mangini turns into a cookie monster robot and --"
The agent interrupts him with a look of pure disgust. "Hold on, I don't wanna hear anything else. Can you tell me what's its name?"
"The Aristocrats."