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Offline TheGreatPretender

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #350 on: March 23, 2013, 03:05:43 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #351 on: March 25, 2013, 08:27:50 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #352 on: March 25, 2013, 08:38:28 PM »
Quote from: philmcson on March 25, 2013, 08:27:50 PM
Isn't it called Spinal Pap?!   :huh:

No... Is that another joke I'm not getting?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #353 on: March 26, 2013, 10:12:03 PM »
I don't know if this one has been said yet, but...

On September 9, 2010, Mike Portnoy gathered the band together and said, "I think it's about time we addressed the elephant on the cover."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #354 on: March 27, 2013, 11:22:39 AM »
But nevertheless they STILL used Hugh Syme for the next artwork..

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #355 on: March 27, 2013, 03:48:27 PM »
Yeah, they should've used Mr. Janis instead.  I believe his name is Hugh also.   :omg:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #356 on: June 11, 2013, 03:38:31 PM »
Open your eyes, Victoria Nicholas.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #357 on: June 11, 2013, 03:49:32 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #358 on: June 11, 2013, 07:27:38 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on June 11, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
Through Her Eyes is about skull-fucking.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :heart
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #359 on: June 11, 2013, 07:28:57 PM »
Michael Portnoy had a band

E I E I ....


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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #360 on: June 11, 2013, 07:30:28 PM »
 :o
 
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #361 on: June 11, 2013, 10:47:24 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #362 on: June 12, 2013, 08:06:48 AM »
If some musician announced that their collaboration album with JP will be delayed, what would they say in the press release?

Bear with me :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #363 on: June 12, 2013, 08:22:49 AM »
Quote from: ? on June 12, 2013, 08:06:48 AM
If some musician announced that their collaboration album with JP will be delayed, what would they say in the press release?

Bear with me :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #364 on: August 18, 2013, 12:20:51 PM »
I hear they're planning to build a concert hall in honor of Eric Clapton.




They want to call it Cream Theater.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #365 on: August 18, 2013, 12:25:48 PM »
John Myung walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  A patron asked him where he got him the parrot responds, "On loan from James."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #366 on: August 18, 2013, 12:42:39 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on August 18, 2013, 12:25:48 PM
John Myung walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  A patron asked him where he got him the parrot responds, "On loan from James."

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #367 on: August 18, 2013, 01:12:20 PM »
And they heard his godly drumming and said :

" Be You Angel ? "

And the man replied :

" Nay - I am but MAN..........gini........"


 :coolio




And they said " you are a genie ?! "  :o


And the man spake saying :

" ..um....no...err...forget everything. listen to my paradiddlediddlediddles :D "
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #368 on: August 18, 2013, 03:04:27 PM »
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"..."
"Come in, John"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #369 on: August 18, 2013, 03:05:32 PM »
lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #370 on: August 18, 2013, 03:15:29 PM »
Mangini has a drum clinic with many of his students.

A few days later, he had another one with the same students, who had all become very tan within those days.


Mangini asked, why are you all so tan?

You told us to work on our toooonnnne!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #371 on: August 18, 2013, 03:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on August 18, 2013, 03:15:29 PM
Mangini has a drum clinic with many of his students.

A few days later, he had another one with the same students, who had all become very tan within those days.


Mangini asked, why are you all so tan?

You told us to work on our toooonnnne!

I wonder if their bodies were well after that!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #372 on: August 18, 2013, 08:09:39 PM »
Mike Mangini was testing his snare and cymbal...
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #373 on: August 18, 2013, 08:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 18, 2013, 01:12:20 PM
And they heard his godly drumming and said :

" Be You Angel ? "

And the man replied :

"I'M NO ANGELLLLL, CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEE"

FTFY
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #374 on: August 18, 2013, 08:49:19 PM »
Interviewer: "So, what project is the one most worth listening to?"

MP: "Oh, next to none."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #375 on: August 20, 2013, 06:29:39 AM »
What does MLK got?
He has a Dream


























...Theater CD.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #376 on: August 20, 2013, 08:05:02 AM »
Ouch.




And yet, I chuckled.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #377 on: August 20, 2013, 12:41:00 PM »
Where does Mike Mangini live?





Inside a magic lamp.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #378 on: August 20, 2013, 01:05:27 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on August 20, 2013, 12:41:00 PM
Where does Mike Mangini live?





Inside a magic lamp.

False. Boston. You lose.

















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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #379 on: August 20, 2013, 01:23:58 PM »
Quote from: lyfeternl on August 20, 2013, 01:05:27 PM
False. Boston. You lose.


I never said the magic lamp wasn't IN Boston. So there!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #380 on: August 20, 2013, 01:29:10 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on August 20, 2013, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: lyfeternl on August 20, 2013, 01:05:27 PM
False. Boston. You lose.


I never said the magic lamp wasn't IN Boston. So there!

Oh, snap!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #381 on: August 20, 2013, 03:38:49 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on August 20, 2013, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: lyfeternl on August 20, 2013, 01:05:27 PM
False. Boston. You lose.


I never said the magic lamp wasn't Boston. So there!

I guess genies are unique to the location. :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #382 on: August 20, 2013, 03:40:05 PM »
That Genie is wickid pissa then.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #383 on: August 20, 2013, 03:42:09 PM »
What did Jordan Rudess say to the little kid from Pet Cemetery?



"I'll see you on the road."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #384 on: August 20, 2013, 03:47:18 PM »
How Many Petrucci's does it take to change a lightbulb ?



None. Petrucci simply looks at the light bulb and it changes it's self.




Or else.
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