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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #245 on: July 30, 2012, 05:10:58 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on July 30, 2012, 01:33:24 PM
Quote from: olliemedsy on July 30, 2012, 09:19:37 AM
well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo

Yeah, but not every single little piece of footage used was from Tokyo. I know it was on the Tokyo DVD because my mom was watching the Tokyo DVD with me and she made a comment on the Abbey Road part. And she's never seen the 5YIALT DVD.

oh, fair enough lol. my bad  :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #246 on: July 30, 2012, 05:51:33 PM »
watching the tokyo commentary now. regarding mike's leotard:

mike: look at that hair
james: LOOK AT THAT ASS
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #247 on: July 30, 2012, 06:53:00 PM »
Quote from: showdonttell on July 30, 2012, 01:25:14 PM
JLB: Hey John [Myung], what are you playing there?
JM: ........................................... Bass.

Was everything alright back then?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #248 on: July 30, 2012, 10:06:25 PM »
Just flipped through the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious pun ever, *snip*
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #249 on: July 31, 2012, 01:08:40 AM »
Quote from: chrisbDTM on July 30, 2012, 05:51:33 PM
watching the tokyo commentary now. regarding mike's leotard:

mike: look at that hair
james: LOOK AT THAT ASS
One of my faves too :)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #250 on: July 31, 2012, 10:34:51 AM »
Quote from: Sycsa on July 30, 2012, 10:06:25 PM
Just flipped trough the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious bad pun ever, although had MP stayed, the album would've been called something else.

Pretty good actually  :P

But they didn't name the album about his departure (or so they say)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #251 on: July 31, 2012, 11:44:27 AM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 31, 2012, 10:34:51 AM
Quote from: Sycsa on July 30, 2012, 10:06:25 PM
Just flipped trough the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious bad pun ever, although had MP stayed, the album would've been called something else.

Pretty good actually  :P

But they didn't name the album about his departure (or so they say)

Yeah, I've also heard that, but it just makes too much sense. Whatever the case, I'll still miss those Archives DVDs.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #252 on: August 02, 2012, 03:33:50 AM »
What did JM say to Portnoy?

- Eat my bass and balls!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #253 on: August 02, 2012, 12:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Ruba on August 02, 2012, 03:33:50 AM
What did JM say to Portnoy?

- Eat my bass and balls!

JM didn't just tackle JLB. He killed him, chopped him into little pieces, cooked him, and rolled him into a Canadian Wrap.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #254 on: August 02, 2012, 12:57:00 PM »
JP: "Sorry, I was interrupted by that note"
JLB: "I think everyone was interrupted by that note"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #255 on: August 02, 2012, 01:08:00 PM »
Quote from: IdoSC on August 02, 2012, 12:57:00 PM
JP: "Sorry, I was interrupted by that note"
JLB: "I think everyone was interrupted by that note"

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #256 on: August 02, 2012, 01:10:55 PM »
Not bad jokes but have anyone seen this? It may be old but anyway:

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/John_Myung

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #257 on: August 02, 2012, 01:13:16 PM »
The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #258 on: August 02, 2012, 01:17:26 PM »
Ah, I forgot about the JM blog. It took me a while to get it when I first saw it, but then realises the joke.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #259 on: August 02, 2012, 01:44:28 PM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on August 02, 2012, 01:13:16 PM
The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #260 on: August 02, 2012, 02:00:44 PM »
Quote from: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on August 02, 2012, 01:10:55 PM
Not bad jokes but have anyone seen this? It may be old but anyway:

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/John_Myung

 :rollin

Super Myung RPG: The Legend of the 7 Bassists :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #261 on: August 02, 2012, 04:29:19 PM »
Off MP's uncyclopedia page (discography)

 When Straight and Gay Unite (1989)
Just Images, No Words(By John Myung) (1992). This is my favorite  :biggrin:
 Asleep...Go Away (1994)
A Change Of Keyboardists (1995)
 Getting Rid of Virginity (1997)
Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Crappy Porn Movie (1999)
 Six Degrees of Inner Flatulence (2002)
Train of Phorn (2003)
Octo-pussy (2005)
Let's Score! 20th Anniversary (2006)
Systematic Phallus (2007)
Black Pimps & Silver Cadillacs (feat. Snoop Dogg) (2009)

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #262 on: August 02, 2012, 04:38:31 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #263 on: August 03, 2012, 09:18:34 AM »
Quote from: Nekov on August 02, 2012, 01:44:28 PM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on August 02, 2012, 01:13:16 PM
The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk
I played it. I laughed. I played it again. Diction is not one of JLB's fortes  ;D
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #264 on: August 03, 2012, 09:28:08 AM »
 :lol

I think it's mostly that specific song. There are some other songs that can be miss heard but he just goes for really high notes all the time in that one.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #265 on: August 03, 2012, 09:29:53 AM »
I'm not sure about it being that one song - Sacrificed Sons and Metropolis is pretty bad as well (in terms of lyrical understadibility, the song itself rules).
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #266 on: August 03, 2012, 09:54:43 AM »
I've never had any trouble understanding the words in Metropolis.

I've heard people give JLB flak for having lyrics that were difficult to understand, but I don't see why. There are plenty of other artists who I don't understand half the time, including Bruce Dickinson. I have no idea what he's saying in half the Maiden songs.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #267 on: August 04, 2012, 09:03:59 PM »
JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #268 on: August 04, 2012, 09:11:39 PM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on August 03, 2012, 09:18:34 AM
Quote from: Nekov on August 02, 2012, 01:44:28 PM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on August 02, 2012, 01:13:16 PM
The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk
I played it. I laughed. I played it again. Diction is not one of JLB's fortes  ;D

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #269 on: August 04, 2012, 09:22:35 PM »
Quote from: chrisbDTM on August 04, 2012, 09:03:59 PM
JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #270 on: August 05, 2012, 12:05:03 PM »
Who is the favourite guitarist of gay men?



Beartrucci.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #271 on: August 05, 2012, 03:43:45 PM »
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Quote from: chrisbDTM on August 04, 2012, 09:03:59 PM
JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!
I think it's from the "Making of Six Degrees" video
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #272 on: August 05, 2012, 04:18:37 PM »
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JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!
I think it's from the "Making of Six Degrees" video
Hmmm, I haven't watched that in a while, so I'll have to youtube it again.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #273 on: September 10, 2012, 07:28:45 AM »
I always thought SFAM was about a serial killer who murdered a lady named Victoria, cut off all of her body parts and cremated them, save for her breasts. The evidence? It's in Fatal Tragedy. "Victoria's gone forever, only mammories remain"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #274 on: September 13, 2012, 06:23:00 PM »
The day Mike Portnoy left the band is a nightmare I don't want to remember  :biggrin:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #275 on: December 28, 2012, 07:26:52 AM »
I came up with a DT joke that isn't particularly funny, but since the thread title is "post bad DT jokes", I assume it belongs here:

What did a groupie say to Kevin Moore after seeing him naked?
-It's too big, I need something smaller!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #276 on: December 28, 2012, 07:29:00 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #277 on: December 28, 2012, 07:48:51 AM »
Quote from: ? on December 28, 2012, 07:26:52 AM
I came up with a DT joke that isn't particularly funny, but since the thread title is "post bad DT jokes", I assume it belongs here:

What did a groupie say to Kevin Moore after seeing him naked?
-It's too big, I need something smaller!
Good one, it reminded me of my favorite DT joke in this topic.

Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #278 on: December 28, 2012, 10:58:49 AM »
What happens every time Mike Mangini gives a drum stick to one of his fans?

The fan gets wood.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #279 on: December 28, 2012, 12:08:36 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on December 28, 2012, 10:58:49 AM
What happens every time Mike Mangini gives a drum stick to one of his fans?

The fan gets wood.
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