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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #315 on: January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM »
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron? I heard a rumor that he killed someone to do that - you could ask if he was justified in taking LIFE TO SAVE LIFE!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #316 on: January 30, 2013, 09:13:53 AM »
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron? I heard a rumor that he killed someone to do that - you could ask if he was justified in taking LIFE TO SAVE LIFE!

He said he was ok with it because he believes that after you're gone, the spirit carries on.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #317 on: January 30, 2013, 09:25:07 AM »
So you could say that... *puts sunglasses on* ...he believes in the Afterlife?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #318 on: January 30, 2013, 01:28:29 PM »
:lhk:

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #319 on: January 30, 2013, 02:45:47 PM »
You know what?  This is quite possibly the most fun I've had in a thread.....since Awake.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #320 on: January 30, 2013, 04:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 30, 2013, 02:45:47 PM
You know what?  This is quite possibly the most fun I've had in a thread.....since Awake.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #321 on: January 30, 2013, 04:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 30, 2013, 02:45:47 PM
You know what?  This is quite possibly the most fun I've had in a thread.....since Awake.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #322 on: February 04, 2013, 03:55:43 PM »
Only rumby will probably get this one, since it's related to German news, but:

Which DT song is related to sexual harassment?

#outcry

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #323 on: February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM »
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #324 on: February 04, 2013, 06:10:56 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.

That was horrible. HORRIBLE.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #325 on: February 04, 2013, 06:27:23 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #326 on: February 04, 2013, 06:28:05 PM »
Probably the first joke in this thread to actually make me laugh. :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #327 on: February 04, 2013, 11:10:36 PM »
Some people say DT's new drummer is a dick, others say he's a pussy. But he's both. He's Mangina!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #328 on: February 05, 2013, 07:36:07 AM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.
"What were you fishing there, John?"

"......Bass."

And if you asked Petrucci:

"......Salmon."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #329 on: February 05, 2013, 12:30:27 PM »
Quote from: Mindflux on February 04, 2013, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.

That was horrible. HORRIBLE.

 :facepalm:

I know! I'm sorry  :blush
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #330 on: February 05, 2013, 03:41:28 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?






........Bass.


 :rollin

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #331 on: February 07, 2013, 11:46:45 AM »
Quote from: ? on February 05, 2013, 07:36:07 AM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.
"What were you fishing there, John?"

"......Bass."

And if you asked Petrucci:

"......Salmon."

Mike portnoy doesn't have a favorite fish. He usually just goes for carp e diem.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #332 on: February 09, 2013, 08:42:43 AM »
^James LaBrie, on the other hand, likes tuna sea crap.








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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #333 on: February 09, 2013, 12:02:34 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on February 07, 2013, 11:46:45 AM
Quote from: ? on February 05, 2013, 07:36:07 AM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.
"What were you fishing there, John?"

"......Bass."

And if you asked Petrucci:

"......Salmon."

Mike portnoy doesn't have a favorite fish. He usually just goes for carp e diem.


:clap:

He'd try and get it but Beartrucci would SEIZE THE FISH
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #334 on: February 09, 2013, 01:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on February 09, 2013, 12:02:34 PM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on February 07, 2013, 11:46:45 AM
Quote from: ? on February 05, 2013, 07:36:07 AM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on February 04, 2013, 05:47:22 PM
Whats JMX's favorite fish?

















........Bass.
"What were you fishing there, John?"

"......Bass."

And if you asked Petrucci:

"......Salmon."

Mike portnoy doesn't have a favorite fish. He usually just goes for carp e diem.


:clap:

He'd try and get it but Beartrucci would SEIZE THE FISH

And Mike would be all "Hey John... "






















COME AND HAVE A TASTE
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #335 on: March 07, 2013, 03:56:12 AM »
What's Steven Wilson's favorite DT song?

Surrounded :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #336 on: March 07, 2013, 07:01:29 AM »
How many members of Dream Theater does it take to change a lightbulb?
















It should take no more than one member to get the job done.



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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #337 on: March 21, 2013, 01:23:38 AM »
In trying to combine the lyrics of When Dream and Day Unite with the lyrics of A Dramatic Turn of Events, I seem to have trampled the lost not forgotten ones who help to set the sun, come shine my way. :|
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #338 on: March 21, 2013, 02:14:53 AM »
Or how about this?

How many Dream Theater members does it take to change the light bulb?

One:

John Petrucci's muscles are too big. He'd crush the bulb.
Jordan Rudess' fingers won't stop moving. He can't even pick it up.
John Myung prefers total darkness.
James LaBrie is a pirate. He doesn't believe in technology.

That only leaves Mike Mangini.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #339 on: March 21, 2013, 12:01:47 PM »
But mangin just keeps hitting it.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #340 on: March 22, 2013, 07:31:33 AM »
Which DT lyrics do overobsessed stalkers like the most?

Don't Look Past Me (or at least the first few lines) :footloose:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #341 on: March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM »
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #342 on: March 22, 2013, 05:25:08 PM »
Quote from: slycordinator on March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
Thankfully, everyone survived.


ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #343 on: March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Cedar redaC on March 22, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Quote from: slycordinator on March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
Thankfully, everyone survived.


ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #344 on: March 23, 2013, 01:19:40 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)

Didn't every drummer die? One of them from spontaneous combustion?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #345 on: March 23, 2013, 01:20:19 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: Cedar redaC on March 22, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Quote from: slycordinator on March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
Thankfully, everyone survived.


ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)
Wow, right at the audition? :biggrin:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #346 on: March 23, 2013, 01:21:15 PM »
Couldn't take the heat.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #347 on: March 23, 2013, 01:37:35 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on March 23, 2013, 01:19:40 PM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)

Didn't every drummer die? One of them from spontaneous combustion?

Spinal tap reference?  :metal
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #348 on: March 23, 2013, 01:44:53 PM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on March 23, 2013, 01:20:19 PM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: Cedar redaC on March 22, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Quote from: slycordinator on March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
Thankfully, everyone survived.


ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)
Wow, right at the audition? :biggrin:
No, it happened on the lake. Maybe he had a dream that only drowned him, his demons were coming to drown him, his human spirit drowned, or perhaps he drowned in hesitation? So many ways to drown a man... Luckily Jordan still swam to save the other guy, even though the water was much colder then.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #349 on: March 23, 2013, 02:06:11 PM »
Quote from: ? on March 23, 2013, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on March 23, 2013, 01:20:19 PM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: Cedar redaC on March 22, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Quote from: slycordinator on March 22, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: ? on January 30, 2013, 09:09:28 AM
Remember when Jordan saved some guy's life on Lake Huron?
Yeah, the guy almost pulled him under.
Thankfully, everyone survived.


ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wait there was that one drummer that died.... (please get it someone)
Wow, right at the audition? :biggrin:
No, it happened on the lake. Maybe he had a dream that only drowned him, his demons were coming to drown him, his human spirit drowned, or perhaps he drowned in hesitation? So many ways to drown a man... Luckily Jordan still swam to save the other guy, even though the water was much colder then.

The water was so cold, his anus tightened to an extreme degree, it'll never be open again.
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