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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #280 on: December 28, 2012, 12:15:03 PM »
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What happens every time Mike Mangini gives a drum stick to one of his fans?

The fan gets wood.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #281 on: December 28, 2012, 03:29:36 PM »
Mike Portnoy during his last interview in DT:

"Yeah we're gonna be recording a new album at the beginning of next year. But who knows, by the time you see this video, I probably will have been thrown out and some new guy will be the drummer, but.. nahh." *laughs*






I hope you guys get the reference..
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #282 on: December 28, 2012, 03:33:25 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #283 on: December 28, 2012, 03:49:20 PM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on December 28, 2012, 03:29:36 PM
Mike Portnoy during his last interview in DT:

"Yeah we're gonna be recording a new album at the beginning of next year. But who knows, by the time you see this video, I probably will have been thrown out and some new guy will be the drummer, but.. nahh." *laughs*






I hope you guys get the reference..

Is that a joke or...?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #284 on: December 28, 2012, 03:53:57 PM »
Is that a Charlie Dominici interview? I remember something like that in the I Can Remember When docu.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #285 on: December 28, 2012, 04:09:30 PM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on December 28, 2012, 03:53:57 PM
Is that a Charlie Dominici interview? I remember something like that in the I Can Remember When docu.

Yes it was.

That was the joke.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #286 on: December 28, 2012, 05:53:06 PM »
I'm the only big enough geek to catch on to that? Come on guys, you're letting a 20-year-old with too much time on her hands embarrass you :tdwn
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #287 on: December 28, 2012, 06:19:16 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #288 on: December 28, 2012, 06:45:17 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #289 on: December 29, 2012, 12:54:49 AM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on December 28, 2012, 05:53:06 PM
I'm the only big enough geek to catch on to that? Come on guys, you're letting a 20-year-old with too much time on her hands embarrass you :tdwn

No, I caught on right away. I actually thought it was kind of sad when Charlie said it. Ironic as hell, and it's good that he had no hard feelings, but still, kinda sad.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #290 on: December 29, 2012, 12:55:48 AM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on December 28, 2012, 06:19:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvOM7wH9atI

It's at the end..

But that's the interview I never watched beacuase I don't like the Charlietalk there! :o
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #291 on: December 29, 2012, 03:41:27 AM »
Well I don't either but I watched it. Dedication, my dear friend. Dedication to pointless things.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #292 on: December 29, 2012, 03:44:35 AM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on December 29, 2012, 03:41:27 AM
Well I don't either but I watched it. Dedication, my dear friend. Dedication to pointless things.

Every time someone says a word ending in -ion between commas or as a standalone word/sentence, The Mirror always comes to mind!  :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #293 on: December 29, 2012, 05:39:22 AM »
I love how the thread title specifies that we're supposed to post the jokes for fun :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #294 on: December 29, 2012, 06:01:14 AM »
Quote from: SomeoneLikeHim on December 29, 2012, 05:39:22 AM
I love how the thread title specifies that we're supposed to post the jokes for fun :lol
I honestly thought we were posting them for ANALYSIS. Or INVENTORY.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #295 on: December 29, 2012, 06:04:55 AM »
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I came up with a DT joke that isn't particularly funny, but since the thread title is "post bad DT jokes", I assume it belongs here:

What did a groupie say to Kevin Moore after seeing him naked?
-It's too big, I need something smaller!
Good one, it reminded me of my favorite DT joke in this topic.

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Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
Yeah, I remember that one. It's actually a perfect description of why he quit! :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #296 on: December 29, 2012, 06:06:44 AM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on December 29, 2012, 06:01:14 AM
Quote from: SomeoneLikeHim on December 29, 2012, 05:39:22 AM
I love how the thread title specifies that we're supposed to post the jokes for fun :lol
I honestly thought we were posting them for ANALYSIS. Or INVENTORY.

Imagine how different The Shattered Fortress would have been if the headings were "FUN", "PISSTAKING" and "TREES".
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #297 on: December 29, 2012, 09:35:43 AM »
Quote from: ? on December 29, 2012, 06:04:55 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on July 27, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.
Yeah, I remember that one. It's actually a perfect description of why he quit! :lol
Totally!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #298 on: December 30, 2012, 09:52:36 PM »
Mike Portnoy went to McDonalds and said "I need some food." When the lady behind the counter asked what he wanted, he said "58 nuggetz".

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #299 on: December 31, 2012, 02:24:32 AM »
The guys asked Myung to come up with the title for the 6th track, the big epic on their 6th album. All Myung said was, "6 - Do it."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #300 on: December 31, 2012, 10:07:09 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #301 on: December 31, 2012, 10:16:05 AM »
Quote from: Cedar redaC on December 30, 2012, 09:52:36 PM
Mike Portnoy went to McDonalds and said "I need some food." When the lady behind the counter asked what he wanted, he said "58 nuggetz".

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Because even the 20-pack is never enough.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #302 on: December 31, 2012, 10:56:50 AM »
Fortunately all those packages aren't made of glass, otherwise he could build himself a glass prison at home. But then again, I bet he could easily raise the knife and FIGHT his way out of there and leave that shattered fortress that once bound him, being finally free from the root of all evil. Then he could look in the mirror, just let himself breathe and wait for a new millennium.

ENOUGH NUGGETS?!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #303 on: December 31, 2012, 11:29:38 AM »
There are never enough nuggets.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #304 on: December 31, 2012, 11:45:24 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on December 31, 2012, 11:29:38 AM
There are never enough nuggets.

There are= 8 letters (minus space)
never= 5 letters

5/8

enough= 6 letters, the amount of degrees of inner turbulence

there is five words
the sentence has eigth syllables

Another 5/8!

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #305 on: December 31, 2012, 12:43:47 PM »
True DT fans find nuggets everywhere! :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #306 on: January 29, 2013, 08:20:51 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #307 on: January 29, 2013, 08:47:38 PM »
JP: "I want pancakes"

MM: "I want seafood"

JP: "Better to save the bisquick then surrender to the sea crab."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #308 on: January 29, 2013, 11:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 29, 2013, 08:47:38 PM
JP: "I want pancakes"

MM: "I want seafood"

JP: "Better to save the bisquick then surrender to the sea crab."

JM: "...........................................Bass."


FTFY  :biggrin:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #309 on: January 30, 2013, 01:23:21 AM »
Which hormone levels are elevated in DT members' wives?

The progesterone levels......
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #310 on: January 30, 2013, 01:26:36 AM »
Quote from: GasparXR on January 29, 2013, 11:10:55 PM
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 29, 2013, 08:47:38 PM
JP: "I want pancakes"

MM: "I want seafood"

JP: "Better to save the bisquick then surrender to the sea crab."

JM: "...........................................Bass."


FTFY  :biggrin:

Imagine if JM said that like the actual scream on the song  :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #311 on: January 30, 2013, 01:42:40 AM »
Quote from: wasteland on January 30, 2013, 01:26:36 AM
Quote from: GasparXR on January 29, 2013, 11:10:55 PM
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 29, 2013, 08:47:38 PM
JP: "I want pancakes"

MM: "I want seafood"

JP: "Better to save the bisquick then surrender to the sea crab."

JM: "...........................................Bass."


FTFY  :biggrin:

Imagine if JM said that like the actual scream on the song  :lol

That's a song? I just put that there because it's a conversation between DT members. :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #312 on: January 30, 2013, 04:42:05 AM »
What do you get when you cross Dream Theater and a capricious drummer? 

Never Enough
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #313 on: January 30, 2013, 04:45:39 AM »
Quote from: GasparXR on January 30, 2013, 01:42:40 AM
Quote from: wasteland on January 30, 2013, 01:26:36 AM
Quote from: GasparXR on January 29, 2013, 11:10:55 PM
Quote from: Marion Crane on January 29, 2013, 08:47:38 PM
JP: "I want pancakes"

MM: "I want seafood"

JP: "Better to save the bisquick then surrender to the sea crab."

JM: "...........................................Bass."


FTFY  :biggrin:

Imagine if JM said that like the actual scream on the song  :lol

That's a song? I just put that there because it's a conversation between DT members. :rollin

Only the last two lines! "Betteeer to saaaaaave bisquick... then surrEEEnder to the sea craaaaaaaaaab...... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #314 on: January 30, 2013, 04:46:33 AM »
What do you get when you cross DTF?











Kevin Moore, or The Count of Tuscany.
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