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Offline Marion Crane

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #385 on: August 20, 2013, 03:47:31 PM »
My favorite DT joke?

The 5/8 forums
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #386 on: August 20, 2013, 03:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on August 20, 2013, 03:47:31 PM
My favorite DT joke?

The 5/8 forums

Yeah, that is a pretty bad joke..
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #387 on: August 20, 2013, 03:52:56 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #388 on: August 20, 2013, 04:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on August 20, 2013, 03:47:31 PM
My favorite DT joke?

The 5/8 forums

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #389 on: August 20, 2013, 04:23:49 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 20, 2013, 03:47:18 PM
How Many Petrucci's does it take to change a lightbulb ?



None. Petrucci simply looks at the light bulb and it changes it's self.




Or else.

When Chuck Norris dies, John Petrucci will take his place.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #390 on: August 20, 2013, 04:30:46 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on August 20, 2013, 04:23:49 PM
When Chuck Norris dies, John Petrucci will take his place.

The only way Chuck Norris can die is if his beard faces off against JR's beard. And yes, JR is sure to win.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #391 on: August 20, 2013, 05:54:41 PM »
When John Petrucci goes for a swim he doesn´t get wet - the water gets petruccied.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #392 on: August 20, 2013, 05:57:13 PM »
Life without John Petrucci would be un-bear-able.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #393 on: August 20, 2013, 05:58:27 PM »
When Mike Portnoy quit the band, Petrucci had to grin and bear it.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #394 on: August 20, 2013, 06:00:14 PM »
When Petrucci went over to JMX's house to introduce his kids - he said " John ? My young. "
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #395 on: August 20, 2013, 06:11:48 PM »
What's James' favorite cheese?



Brie.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #396 on: August 21, 2013, 12:15:10 AM »
The jokes on this page are so bad and so awesome at the same time :lol :clap:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #397 on: August 21, 2013, 12:20:58 AM »
On the final day of the drummer auditions, a nymphomaniac on the prowl came into the studio.
Jordan Rudess said, "But we're all happily married. Who's going to satisfy this horny slut?"
To which James LaBrie replied, "I know! Peter Will do 'er."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #398 on: August 21, 2013, 12:47:56 AM »
:lolpalm:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #399 on: August 21, 2013, 03:00:47 AM »
WHEN PORNTOY QUIT THE BAND - PETRUCCI SAID " I COULD NOT BEAR LESS TO BE QUITE HONEST !!! "
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #400 on: August 21, 2013, 03:20:07 AM »
What was John Petrucci's favorite studio?


BearTracks! :neverusethis:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #401 on: August 21, 2013, 03:24:06 AM »
Dees John Myung speak ?






Yes. Although he is very private and prefers not to if the situation does not call for it.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #402 on: August 21, 2013, 03:47:00 AM »
James LaBrie and Jay Beckenstein walk into a Greek restaurant.
Jame says, "I'll have the lamb shank. And Jay, you'll have the... Spyro Gyro, right?"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #403 on: August 21, 2013, 03:48:48 AM »
Adrenaline Mob.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #404 on: August 21, 2013, 03:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 21, 2013, 03:48:48 AM
Adrenaline Mob.

It's like a George Bush joke, it doesn't really apply anymore.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #405 on: August 21, 2013, 04:01:13 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on August 21, 2013, 03:50:48 AM
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 21, 2013, 03:48:48 AM
Adrenaline Mob.

It's like a George Bush joke, it doesn't really apply anymore.


Mike Portnoy.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #406 on: August 21, 2013, 04:05:59 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 21, 2013, 04:01:13 AM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on August 21, 2013, 03:50:48 AM
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 21, 2013, 03:48:48 AM
Adrenaline Mob.

It's like a George Bush joke, it doesn't really apply anymore.


Mike Portnoy.

Kotowboy.




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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #407 on: August 21, 2013, 04:08:18 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #408 on: August 21, 2013, 04:08:24 AM »
Aussie twat who thinks he's a mod.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #409 on: August 21, 2013, 07:10:58 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 21, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Aussie twat who thinks he's a mod.
Cut it out.  No need for this, especially after the anti-MP things you've been posting.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #410 on: August 21, 2013, 12:54:34 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on August 20, 2013, 03:47:31 PM
My favorite DT joke?

The 5/8 forums

Eh, it can be quite an entertaining read if they're not trying to beat each other in bashing DT.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #411 on: August 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM »
I'd love to see the following scenario become reality:

*encore begins*
James: Do you wanna hear some MOOOOOORRREEEE?
audience: yyyyeeeaaaahhh
James: Alright, here's a song written by him
*Jordan starts playing Space-Dye Vest*
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #412 on: August 30, 2013, 10:27:00 AM »
Quote from: ? on August 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
I'd love to see the following scenario become reality:

*encore begins*
James: Do you wanna hear some MOOOOOORRREEEE?
audience: yyyyeeeaaaahhh
James: Alright, here's a song written by him
*Jordan starts playing Space-Dye Vest*

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #413 on: August 30, 2013, 03:44:11 PM »
:lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #414 on: August 30, 2013, 09:20:59 PM »
Quote from: ? on August 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
I'd love to see the following scenario become reality:

*encore begins*
James: Do you wanna hear some MOOOOOORRREEEE?
audience: yyyyeeeaaaahhh
James: Alright, here's a song written by him
*Jordan starts playing Space-Dye Vest*

:marriageanalogy:
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #415 on: August 30, 2013, 10:41:49 PM »
Quote from: ? on August 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
I'd love to see the following scenario become reality:

*encore begins*
James: Do you wanna hear some MOOOOOORRREEEE?
audience: yyyyeeeaaaahhh
James: Alright, here's a song written by him
*Jordan starts playing Space-Dye Vest*
As if I didn't have enough reasons to want them to play that song live.  :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #416 on: September 01, 2013, 04:22:24 AM »
What did John Myung say when he found out about the bonus disc on the deluxe edition of Black Clouds & Silver Linings?


"I've got basses to cover."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #417 on: September 01, 2013, 07:34:19 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on September 01, 2013, 04:22:24 AM
What did John Myung say when he found out about the bonus disc on the deluxe edition of Black Clouds & Silver Linings?


...
FTFY
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #418 on: September 01, 2013, 02:29:27 PM »
Quote from: Grizz on September 01, 2013, 07:34:19 AM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on September 01, 2013, 04:22:24 AM
What did John Myung say when he found out about the bonus disc on the deluxe edition of Black Clouds & Silver Linings?


...Bass
FTFY

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #419 on: September 03, 2013, 12:05:46 PM »
I wonder if John Petrucci practices yoga.

Then we could call him 'Yogi Bear'
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