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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #70 on: October 23, 2023, 11:51:00 AM »
But what do you have besides Moonsorrow...  ;)
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Spectral Lore

And these are just off the top of my head.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #71 on: October 23, 2023, 12:00:03 PM »
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #72 on: October 23, 2023, 12:03:32 PM »
I didn't think you were going to take that seriously.   :lol

But I do know you missed several. 

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #73 on: October 23, 2023, 12:07:41 PM »
I didn't think you were going to take that seriously.   :lol

But I do know you missed several. 
I can keep going  :corn
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #74 on: October 23, 2023, 12:08:35 PM »
I had five immediately pop into my head as well, all not on your list. Plenty of fodder for a 20+ minute submission.

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« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2023, 12:12:07 PM »
Are there even enough 20 mins epics out there from the non-banned bands?

That will be a challenge.
I have several hundred songs in the 20-40 minute range that aren't banned.

Wow I really don't listen to as much music as some of you guys.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #76 on: October 23, 2023, 12:13:53 PM »
But what do you have besides Moonsorrow...  ;)
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Edge of Sanity
Darkestrah
Elysian Blaze
Velvet Cacoon
Camlann
Finsterforst
Beardfish
Hemina
Swallow the Sun
Null
Swans
Sedna
Arkhtinn
Gorguts
Khanate
Ossein
Miles Davis
Njiqahdda
Moon Safari
Izah
Ocean Chief
Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard
ION
Spectral Lore

And these are just off the top of my head.

So, other than Hemina and Moon Safari, mostly crap.   :biggrin:

I've got a couple dozen I can narrow mine to, and that's just in my iTunes library.  I'm sure I've got a bunch on Spotify, those are just a bit harder to find/sort.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #77 on: October 23, 2023, 12:28:27 PM »
Definitely in if you'll have me! Cool theme too.

I'll send the horse divorce thing tomorrow.

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« Reply #78 on: October 23, 2023, 12:29:09 PM »
So, other than Hemina and Moon Safari, mostly crap.   :biggrin:

Not so much crap as 5-10 minutes of good ideas stretched out to 20-30.  :p

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« Reply #79 on: October 23, 2023, 12:43:23 PM »
OK, looks like I've got some catching up to do...


I can't send King Gizzy as you are already used to fine dining.


Let's not kid ourselves, as delicious as King Gizzard is, they're more like greasy fast food than fine dining. :lol

First off...




I can't send King Gizzy as you are already used to fine dining.


Let's not kid ourselves, as delicious as King Gizzard is, they're more like greasy fast food than fine dining. :lol
Quantity over quality. :P


On the plus side, with Gizz off the menu, Luke has a shot to win!

Second and third off...




So, I'm in the process of compiling a playlist with only songs with the word Olive in the title :neverusethis:

Shame that Devin Townsend is banned already eh?


Are there even enough 20 mins epics out there from the non-banned bands?

That will be a challenge.

I can think of shitloads. Not that they are necessarily any good, mind.


Yes, 20 minute min., 40 minutes max. for the Main Course.

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #80 on: October 23, 2023, 12:49:25 PM »
Several of the "songs" I really like that are over 40 minutes, are basically just albums that are a single track long.  Tons of the super-long stuff in my library has a few cool moments with a bunch of padded bloat.  A few potential candidates, but even auditioning them is going to take so much longer than normal.   :lol

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« Reply #81 on: October 23, 2023, 12:50:33 PM »
I just quickly scanned my library and 90% of my 20+ minute stuff is either banned or bands doing that stupid thing where they break an epic into separate tracks, which I then merge because they have no business being separate.

I only have a very select few options. Oh well, count me in. The Main Course will be my issue. I'm a very picky eater.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #82 on: October 23, 2023, 12:52:26 PM »
Oh, also I might try and only submit wine pairing songs that are about wine :lol

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« Reply #83 on: October 23, 2023, 12:52:35 PM »
I also have oodles of ambient music that works, but I have no confidence in them doing well in a roulette format.  Maybe if I'm stinking up this one too by that round I'd consider them. 

Looking at my library, there are lots of other cool songs in the 10-20 minute range I'd overlooked, might swap some of those if Metro really does turn out to appear to be into gorging. 

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #84 on: October 23, 2023, 01:12:32 PM »
Do you have a table for me?

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« Reply #85 on: October 23, 2023, 01:19:33 PM »
Most definitely!

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« Reply #86 on: October 23, 2023, 01:20:15 PM »
Yeah I only asked because some people like harsh vocals but are put off by post-hardcore (or emo) style vocals

This feels oddly specific.   :lol
I mean, yes you came to mind but you're not the only one. :lol


But what do you have besides Moonsorrow...  ;)
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« Reply #87 on: October 23, 2023, 04:54:13 PM »
Damn, I only just noticed this thread, I'm in if you'll have me :metal

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« Reply #88 on: October 23, 2023, 05:18:00 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: October 23, 2023, 05:21:04 PM »
This sounds interesting. I’m in.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #90 on: October 23, 2023, 05:30:19 PM »


- To make this a little more interesting, I'm gonna have you submit your songs anonymously through a Google Form.
This form will be sent out to participants via DM at the start of each round. I’ll try to guess who submitted what during hangman.


This is interesting. In one of my roulettes, I scored it completely anonymously. Once I locked down the scoring, which was confirmed by Stadler my secretary, I then guessed who sent what. 
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #91 on: October 23, 2023, 05:32:20 PM »
This sounds interesting. I’m in.

Welcome aboard!

And I think I’ll cut it off there. 17 people seems like plenty.

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« Reply #92 on: October 23, 2023, 05:35:01 PM »
17 people submitting at least a 20+ min. song.....  That's a lot of hours to listen to for a round.  It may take a long time to get that scores and reviews out there.

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« Reply #93 on: October 23, 2023, 05:47:05 PM »
17 people submitting at least a 20+ min. song.....  That's a lot of hours to listen to for a round.  It may take a long time to get that scores and reviews out there.

There's wine pairings too, so it's more like 25 minutes per person, minimum. :lol
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« Reply #94 on: October 23, 2023, 05:58:04 PM »
Indeed. I think the rest of the rounds can be done in about a week each, but I’m definitely gonna need more time for the main course round.

I have plenty of time to listen to music at my job, so making the time to listen won’t be an issue. I can handle it.


I might tweak some more of the criteria before allowing submissions, and I’ll update the OP with previously mentioned adjustments when I get home later.

You all have the rest of the week to decide on your first submissions. Once again, the Google Form will go out this Friday. Until then, DO NOT SEND ME YOUR SUBMISSIONS THROUGH DM.
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« Reply #95 on: October 23, 2023, 06:03:44 PM »
Oops. Lol
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - Now Taking Reservations!
« Reply #96 on: October 23, 2023, 06:35:44 PM »
@ Puppies..

Until then, DO NOT SEND ME YOUR SUBMISSIONS THROUGH DM.


@ Stadler..

Also, please make sure your inbox isn’t full.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - No Longer Taking Reservations
« Reply #97 on: October 23, 2023, 08:30:57 PM »
damn i only just saw this and it's already closed  :lol oh well, no nightmare-core for you yet, then

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« Reply #98 on: October 23, 2023, 10:24:14 PM »
Oh good, the main course got a slight tweak. Oh bad, now I have a lot more to choose from. I'm already in analysis paralysis and we haven't even started yet.
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« Reply #99 on: October 24, 2023, 03:32:07 AM »
So I'm holding off on submitting until Friday, when the Google thingy gets sent out?

That's good, as I don't know what I'm sending yet.

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« Reply #100 on: October 24, 2023, 04:19:15 AM »
Oh good, the main course got a slight tweak.

OK, now to a 15 minute minimum. Hmm..
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #101 on: October 24, 2023, 04:29:34 AM »
So those track length criterias are for each song, or collectively for the two songs?  Sorry if covered, I suck at fine details.
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« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2023, 06:37:04 AM »
What's with all the fuckin questions!?!?

Asking for a friend.  Literally.
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« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2023, 06:43:45 AM »
You’re fucking contagious! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2023, 07:02:46 AM »
Will be following along!