Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167156 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1925 on:** November 08, 2013, 01:39:02 PM »

Joe Philbin - I'll know everything that my staff is doing

(too soon?)

Rob Ford - Back for another drunken stupor

Jonathon Quick - Everything is under control

Mel Gibson - Who needs the Jewish or female vote?

Christopher Walken - Moar Cowbell!

Harvey Keitel - Let's not start suckin each others' dicks just yet.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1926 on:** November 08, 2013, 01:42:48 PM »

Lindsay Lohan - " I will lower the drinking age to... *blacks out"...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1927 on:** November 08, 2013, 04:56:08 PM »

Kim Kardashian -- You can get behind me.

Tori Spelling -- A long and caring face you can trust.

Sylvester Stallone -- A wuuu yod mont uduo trut.........ADRAIN!!!!!

masterthes · « **Reply #1928 on:** November 08, 2013, 05:32:18 PM »

Lorena Bobbitt - I'll cut our national defecit clean off

Wayne Brady - Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a senator?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1929 on:** November 08, 2013, 07:40:00 PM »

Oprah - a tax cut for you, and you, and you .... and you, and you're getting a tax cut. Tax cuts FOR EVERYONE!!!

Ian McKellan. Those laws shall not pass

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #1930 on:** November 09, 2013, 05:12:12 PM »

Mr. T - "I empathize the simpleton who does not think they will benefit from my presidency."

Ruba · « **Reply #1931 on:** November 09, 2013, 05:18:55 PM »

Derek Sherinian - "Making history. And you?"

Kevin Moore - "I don't like politics that much, but I had some money and a voluntarily campaign manager, so what the fuck?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1932 on:** November 10, 2013, 08:04:44 PM »

Traditionally if I'm choosing a winner and the weekend hit I'd bump it for some last minute entries. But the truth is it'd be tough for me to choose any over this one:

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 08, 2013, 04:56:08 PM

Kim Kardashian -- You can get behind me.

Good one King.........you're up!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1933 on:** November 11, 2013, 07:54:35 AM »

I bet you bumped this for a reason.

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 12
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 7
BlobVanDam - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene. What if NASA had advertisements on their shuttles and the products slogans?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1934 on:** November 11, 2013, 09:56:14 AM »

Tourism Earth: Don't mind the cluster fuck we created.

The Great Wall of China... have a look, it's right there.

NRA for Life! You'd better be packin if you're gonna stop by for a visit.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1935 on:** November 11, 2013, 10:22:57 AM »

Blast Off !! - For those pesky Genital warts that won't disappear with conventional creams or treatment, use 'Blast Off'!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1936 on:** November 11, 2013, 11:40:44 AM »

<my previous post was in advertising while in space. While on the ground ...>

Depends - helping you go longer than 10 years without an incident.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1937 on:** November 11, 2013, 12:38:15 PM »

Re-Entry Weight Loss - "Tired of dieting and exercise? Then join us at Re-Entry Weight loss where your whisked into space for a 10 minute viewing of The Great Wall of China in partnership with jingle.boy enterprises.....then stripped of your space suit right before re-entry. The extreme temperatures of re-entry will then melt away those pesky pounds as your body literally loses all fluid in the form of sweating, bleeding eyes/ears/nose and butt hole, and stringy uncontrollable salivating. You fully dehydrate and in some cases you actually disintegrate completely. But one thing is for sure...you'll lose those problem pounds"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1938 on:** November 11, 2013, 03:25:49 PM »

So here are several for NASA itself:

NASA: This Space For Rent

NASA: Back to the moon...eventually....probably...maybe...we hope.

NASA: All we really do now is take pretty pictures.

NASA: We Like Acronyms.

Here are some others:

Virgin Galactic: Building Better Rockets Than This One!

Port-A-Potty...Circling the Globe in Shit.

Valtrex...Stops Space Herpes!

Sirius/XM introduces the new Nickleback Channel...nothing but Nickleback 24/7...Because in Space No One Can Hear You Scream!

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #1939 on:** November 11, 2013, 08:05:17 PM »

Red Bull: We Have A Better Space Program Than NASA. Ours Is Actually So Good, We Advertise It On NASA's Shuttles!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1940 on:** November 16, 2013, 04:52:18 AM »

Judge this thing King!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1941 on:** November 16, 2013, 05:43:50 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on November 11, 2013, 03:25:49 PM

Sirius/XM introduces the new Nickleback Channel...nothing but Nickleback 24/7...Because in Space No One Can Hear You Scream!

I lost it here! This is the winner but Chad, I know Temp is having surgery and won't be able to start the next one so please pick the next round for him.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1942 on:** November 16, 2013, 06:19:54 AM »

Ok then

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 12
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next scene - Bad nicknames

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1943 on:** November 16, 2013, 07:02:42 AM »

Stubby

Bleeds a lot

Shankar

lonestar · « **Reply #1944 on:** November 16, 2013, 10:02:33 PM »

Droopy

Slapnuts

Swallow

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1945 on:** November 16, 2013, 10:03:50 PM »

Little Dick

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1946 on:** November 16, 2013, 10:21:43 PM »

Fister

Woman

lonestar · « **Reply #1947 on:** November 17, 2013, 12:06:54 AM »

Puddles

Buttons

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #1948 on:** November 17, 2013, 01:25:30 AM »

Pirate
Bear
The Wizard
The Genie

... wait a second.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1949 on:** November 17, 2013, 04:58:06 AM »

Arm Pit Slapper

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1950 on:** November 17, 2013, 10:26:16 PM »

If TV's checking, I'll let him judge. Otherwise, open for more entries, and I'll call it tomorrow sometime.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1951 on:** November 17, 2013, 10:48:44 PM »

Syphyllis Lips

Underage Eddie

lonestar · « **Reply #1952 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:37:55 PM »

Squishy pants

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1953 on:** November 18, 2013, 08:25:23 AM »

Jingle Boy

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1954 on:** November 18, 2013, 08:31:27 AM »

Captain Slapnuts

lonestar · « **Reply #1955 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:39:00 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 16, 2013, 10:02:33 PM

Slapnuts

Quote from: Prog Snob on November 18, 2013, 08:31:27 AM

Captain Slapnuts

WTF bro?

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1956 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:41:41 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 18, 2013, 11:39:00 AM

Quote from: lonestar on November 16, 2013, 10:02:33 PM
Slapnuts

Quote from: Prog Snob on November 18, 2013, 08:31:27 AM
Captain Slapnuts

WTF bro?

Shit...didn't see that.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1957 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:48:41 AM »

Sperm-burpin' Skankasaur

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1958 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:49:51 AM »

TempusVox · « **Reply #1959 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:57:10 AM »

Jingle and King, thanks for the assist. Rough night pain wise last night, so please feel free to judge the winner. Again, thank you.

Btw...great scene. When I first saw it I immediately thought "Scabs" would be a really bad nickname.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167156 times)