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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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jingle.boy

Joe Philbin - I'll know everything that my staff is doing

(too soon?)

Rob Ford - Back for another drunken stupor

Jonathon Quick - Everything is under control

Mel Gibson - Who needs the Jewish or female vote?

Christopher Walken - Moar Cowbell!

Harvey Keitel - Let's not start suckin each others' dicks just yet.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Prog Snob

#1926
Lindsay Lohan  - " I will lower the drinking age to... *blacks out"...

King Postwhore

Kim Kardashian  --  You can get behind me.

Tori Spelling  -- A long  and caring face you can trust.

Sylvester Stallone -- A wuuu yod  mont uduo trut.........ADRAIN!!!!!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

masterthes

Lorena Bobbitt - I'll cut our national defecit clean off

Wayne Brady - Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a senator?

jingle.boy

Oprah - a tax cut for you, and you, and you .... and you, and you're getting a tax cut.  Tax cuts FOR EVERYONE!!!

Ian McKellan.  Those laws shall not pass :gandalf:
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

MetalJunkie

Mr. T - "I empathize the simpleton who does not think they will benefit from my presidency."

Ruba

Derek Sherinian - "Making history. And you?"

Kevin Moore - "I don't like politics that much, but I had some money and a voluntarily campaign manager, so what the fuck?"

gmillerdrake

Traditionally if I'm choosing a winner and the weekend hit I'd bump it for some last minute entries. But the truth is it'd be tough for me to choose any over this one:

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 08, 2013, 03:56:08 PM
Kim Kardashian  --  You can get behind me.

:lol Good one King.........you're up!

King Postwhore

I bet you bumped this for a reason. :neverusethis:

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 12
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 7
BlobVanDam - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


New scene.    What if NASA had advertisements on their shuttles and the products slogans?
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Tourism Earth:  Don't mind the cluster fuck we created.

The Great Wall of China... have a look, it's right there.

NRA for Life!  You'd better be packin if you're gonna stop by for a visit.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Blast Off !!  - For those pesky Genital warts that won't disappear with conventional creams or treatment, use 'Blast Off'!


jingle.boy

<my previous post was in advertising while in space.  While on the ground ...>

Depends - helping you go longer than 10 years without an incident.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Re-Entry Weight Loss - "Tired of dieting and exercise? Then join us at Re-Entry Weight loss where your whisked into space for a 10 minute viewing of The Great Wall of China in partnership with jingle.boy enterprises.....then stripped of your space suit right before re-entry. The extreme temperatures of re-entry will then melt away those pesky pounds as your body literally loses all fluid in the form of sweating, bleeding eyes/ears/nose and butt hole, and stringy uncontrollable salivating. You fully dehydrate and in some cases you actually disintegrate completely. But one thing is for sure...you'll lose those problem pounds"

TempusVox

So here are several for NASA itself:

NASA: This Space For Rent

NASA: Back to the moon...eventually....probably...maybe...we hope.

NASA: All we really do now is take pretty pictures.

NASA: We Like Acronyms.

Here are some others:

Virgin Galactic: Building Better Rockets Than This One!

Port-A-Potty...Circling the Globe in Shit.

Valtrex...Stops Space Herpes!

Sirius/XM introduces the new Nickleback Channel...nothing but Nickleback 24/7...Because in Space No One Can Hear You Scream!

CodyWanKenobi

Red Bull: We Have A Better Space Program Than NASA. Ours Is Actually So Good, We Advertise It On NASA's Shuttles!
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Quote from: TempusVox on November 11, 2013, 02:25:49 PM

Sirius/XM introduces the new Nickleback Channel...nothing but Nickleback 24/7...Because in Space No One Can Hear You Scream!

I lost it here!  This is the winner but Chad,  I know Temp is having surgery and won't be able to start the next one so please pick the next round for him.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Ok then

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 12
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next scene - Bad nicknames
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake


lonestar


BlobVanDam


gmillerdrake


lonestar


CodyWanKenobi

Pirate
Bear
The Wizard
The Genie

... wait a second.
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

If TV's checking, I'll let him judge.  Otherwise, open for more entries, and I'll call it tomorrow sometime.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake


lonestar


Sir GuitarCozmo


Prog Snob


lonestar


Prog Snob


Prog Snob


Sir GuitarCozmo


TempusVox

Jingle and King, thanks for the assist. Rough night pain wise last night, so please feel free to judge the winner. Again, thank you.

Btw...great scene. When I first saw it I immediately thought "Scabs" would be a really bad nickname.  :lol