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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1890 on: November 06, 2013, 08:28:34 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 06, 2013, 08:25:32 AM
Hmm, tough one for me since there really isn't much that I would hold back from saying at work.

Yeah, I remember my restaurant days.....there really isn't a phrase, impulse or fantasy that wasn't voiced at one time or another. In fact, looking back on it.....I'm fairly certain I sexually harassed every waitress I ever came across. Nothing to be proud of by any means....but it did happen. Those were some thick skinned....BS puttin up with ladies.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1891 on: November 06, 2013, 08:49:39 AM »
Yup, gotta love 'em.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1892 on: November 06, 2013, 09:30:53 AM »
(Each and every time it happens).....I FARTED AND IT SMELLS WONDERFUL TO ME

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1893 on: November 06, 2013, 09:46:49 AM »
PC load letter? What the f*ck is PC load letter?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1894 on: November 06, 2013, 10:07:44 AM »
DO YOU EVEN OFFICE BRO?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1895 on: November 07, 2013, 07:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 06, 2013, 08:23:50 AM
Aaah ah ah ah ah ah yeah, fuck me, ah, fuck, aah yeah

Even with more submissions, this prolly would've taken it.  Coz obviously knows where my funny bone is.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1896 on: November 07, 2013, 07:42:59 AM »
Hahaha, very nice.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1897 on: November 07, 2013, 08:26:41 AM »
Verne Troyer for "George Richards Big and Tall Menswear"

Kanye and Kim for "Baby Names"

Kenny Rogers for "Facelifts of Nashville"

Gene Simmons for "Cialis"

SirGuitarCozmo for "The Grand Ole Opry"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1898 on: November 07, 2013, 08:45:33 AM »
Jack Nicholson for "Remy Martin "

Related but possibly too obscure of a reference.

Oliver Cromwell for "Crown Royal Whiskey"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1899 on: November 07, 2013, 09:00:39 AM »
David Lee Roth for Coke

Bea Arthur for Maybelline

Michael Jackson for Disney World

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1900 on: November 07, 2013, 09:08:05 AM »
Mandingo for "Liquid Wrench" - penetrating oil
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1901 on: November 07, 2013, 09:40:19 AM »
Chris Brown gloves - to slap your girlfriend with
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1902 on: November 07, 2013, 09:58:59 AM »
Geoff Tate for iPhone protective phone cases.

Ozzy Osborne for Rosetta Stone

John Petrucci for Hugh's Dry Chicken Rub
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1903 on: November 07, 2013, 10:01:24 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 07, 2013, 09:58:59 AM


Ozzy Osborne for Rosetta Stone

John Petrucci for Hugh's Dry Chicken Rub

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1904 on: November 07, 2013, 10:27:47 AM »
Lindsay Lohan for 'Safe Driving Techniques'

Jerry Sandusky for 'Baby Oil'

Mike Portnoy's 'Guide to Graceful Exits'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1905 on: November 07, 2013, 11:17:29 AM »
Mel Gibson -- Jewish for Dummies

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1906 on: November 07, 2013, 11:30:14 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1907 on: November 07, 2013, 11:39:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1908 on: November 07, 2013, 12:11:50 PM »
How to Treat Your Ex Wife ....by OJ Simpson

The Joys of Celebacy .....by Tiger Woods

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1909 on: November 07, 2013, 12:13:16 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1910 on: November 07, 2013, 12:36:19 PM »
Steven Seagal - Acting For Dummies
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1911 on: November 07, 2013, 03:27:27 PM »
Are these book titles or products?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1912 on: November 07, 2013, 03:30:31 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on November 07, 2013, 03:27:27 PM
Are these book titles or products?

It appears to have shifted towards book titles....or maybe community college courses
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1913 on: November 07, 2013, 03:45:24 PM »
Paula Deen for Jet Magazine

George Wendt for Hanes Underwear

Ricky Gervais

Snoop Dog/Lion for Jello Pudding

Marilyn Manson for Fischer-Price Toys

Cee Lo Green for One a Day Vitamins

Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner for Windstar Luxury Yachts
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1914 on: November 07, 2013, 04:23:35 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on November 07, 2013, 03:45:24 PM
Paula Deen for Jet Magazine

George Wendt for Hanes Underwear

Ricky Gervais

Snoop Dog/Lion for Jello Pudding

Marilyn Manson for Fischer-Price Toys

Cee Lo Green for One a Day Vitamins

Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner for Windstar Luxury Yachts

Not even the bad products want him. :lol

Bruce Willis for Chia Pet.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1915 on: November 07, 2013, 04:35:15 PM »
I think initially maybe I was thinking like commercials or something but it doesn't matter. Everything is open game.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1916 on: November 07, 2013, 05:20:05 PM »
Angry Birds....The Live Experience , by Danny DeVito
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1917 on: November 07, 2013, 06:01:29 PM »
Woody Allen as Godaddy.com's new spokesperson

Lorena Bobbitt for Ginsu knives

Colin Mocherie for Rogaine

Barrack Obama for Ancestry.com
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1918 on: November 07, 2013, 06:04:01 PM »
Mike Tyson for Care.com
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1919 on: November 08, 2013, 12:27:10 AM »
"Hi. I'm George Zimmerman for the United Negro College Fund...reminding you to remember that a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

 :facepalm: too soon?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1920 on: November 08, 2013, 06:04:16 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 07, 2013, 06:01:29 PM

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Barrack Obama for Ancestry.com


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1921 on: November 08, 2013, 07:23:43 AM »
Lots of great stuff this round, but these two took it:

Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 07, 2013, 10:27:47 AM
Jerry Sandusky for 'Baby Oil'

Mike Portnoy's 'Guide to Graceful Exits'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1922 on: November 08, 2013, 11:43:42 AM »
Man....I felt like Chad for a while there.....was suffering from a horrible dry spell.  :biggrin: but thanks Coz for the 'W'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1923 on: November 08, 2013, 12:22:52 PM »
Sandy Duncan - "I'll keep an eye out for you in Washington."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1924 on: November 08, 2013, 12:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 08, 2013, 12:22:52 PM
Sandy Duncan - "I'll keep an eye out for you in Washington."


spit take!!!!    :rollin
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