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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1855 on: October 29, 2013, 02:16:51 PM »
Cialis Breath Chad

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1856 on: October 29, 2013, 02:59:15 PM »
WTH?! Now it's just getting personal.

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 29, 2013, 12:55:47 PM
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Gimpy Gary and his red ball of wonder

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Chad the Chode Chancre and the Interstate Tres

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1857 on: October 30, 2013, 02:27:21 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on October 29, 2013, 09:41:31 AM
Methmouth


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Each of this were great! Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1858 on: October 30, 2013, 06:35:31 PM »
Sweet, thanks bro!!!!!!

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Most inappropriate things for trick-o-treaters to say to get candy....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1859 on: October 30, 2013, 06:54:24 PM »
Hand me the candy, you fucking cocksucker.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1860 on: October 30, 2013, 06:56:09 PM »
"Just so you know, I have no gag reflex."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1861 on: October 30, 2013, 07:26:04 PM »
Give me that candy or I'll blow your kneecaps off.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1862 on: October 30, 2013, 07:39:57 PM »
Pack me some fudge, you fudgepacker.

Homeowner: Oh how cute.  How may I help you?
Kid: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking full sized candy bar: a fucking Snickers, a fucking Oh Henry, a fucking Payday, a fucking Wonderbar! Four kinds of chocolate and nuts!
Homeowner: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Kid: And I really don't care for the way your house is in the middle of fucking nowhere with a fucking driveway the size of fucking Montana. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, up that fucking driveway, and across a fucking moat to get here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking candy bar, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Homeowner: May I see your UNICEF box?
Kid: I threw it away.   
Homeowner: Oh boy.
Kid: Oh boy, what?
Homeowner: You're fucked!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1863 on: October 30, 2013, 08:04:35 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on October 30, 2013, 06:54:24 PM
Hand me the candy, you fucking cocksucker.

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I literally just burst into laughter!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1864 on: October 31, 2013, 03:08:21 AM »
Hi, I'm a weather man. Wanna fuck?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1865 on: October 31, 2013, 06:23:12 AM »
Yea, that's my mom. Last winter out on the Interstate she got corn-holed by three Mexicans in a micro-bus and it barely left a mark.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1866 on: November 01, 2013, 10:09:25 PM »
Quick bump for a few more responses, I'll pick a winner in the morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1867 on: November 01, 2013, 10:22:52 PM »
If you want the good stuff it's gonna require a quick ride on my 'broom'......

I'll give you a full size Snicker if you tell me if your mommy and daddy are still fighting.....and if he's moved back home yet?

Sorry kid.....diabetes just called and he asked me for the love of God not to give you any more sugar.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1868 on: November 01, 2013, 10:24:36 PM »
Hi, I'm candy. I'll turn tricks for treats!

Pardon my interruption, kind resident, but do you have any grey poupon?

I'M BATMAN. THIS IS THE CANDY I DESERVE, BUT NOT THE CANDY I NEED RIGHT NOW.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1869 on: November 01, 2013, 10:29:12 PM »
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If you want the good stuff it's gonna require a quick ride on my 'broom'......

I'll give you a full size Snicker if you tell me if your mommy and daddy are still fighting.....and if he's moved back home yet?

Sorry kid.....diabetes just called and he asked me for the love of God not to give you any more sugar.

Oops...I reversed the Scene.....let me modify.....

I'll take a quick ride on your "broom" for that full size Snickers?

I'll tell you what my mommy says she'd like to do to you now that daddy's gone for 8 Mini Milky Ways....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1870 on: November 01, 2013, 10:39:53 PM »
If you give me that Butterfinger I'll suck on your Jawbreakers














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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1871 on: November 01, 2013, 10:49:55 PM »
Hey fat a$$.....gimme your candy cuz your tub o lard certainly doesn't need it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1872 on: November 02, 2013, 04:51:02 AM »
I'll show you mine if you show me a peanut butter cup.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1873 on: November 02, 2013, 09:44:47 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 01, 2013, 10:24:36 PM


Pardon my interruption, kind resident, but do you have any grey poupon?.

If a kid said this, I'd give him my whole bowl and close for the night.


You're up animator.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1874 on: November 02, 2013, 09:51:47 AM »
Thanks chef!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1875 on: November 02, 2013, 09:52:56 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1876 on: November 02, 2013, 10:29:36 AM »
Vlasto Day

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Hitler's Day of Diversity

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1877 on: November 02, 2013, 10:31:01 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1878 on: November 02, 2013, 10:12:03 PM »
No Oxygen Day
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1879 on: November 03, 2013, 10:21:12 AM »
Reply to Nazis Admins Commemoration Day
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1880 on: November 03, 2013, 10:39:15 AM »
Quote from: Ruba on November 03, 2013, 10:21:12 AM
Reply to Nazis Admins Commemoration Day

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1881 on: November 03, 2013, 03:31:30 PM »
Touchy Feely Uncle Day

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1882 on: November 03, 2013, 03:43:28 PM »
Michael Jackson Day

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Collective Suicide Day
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1883 on: November 05, 2013, 09:59:28 PM »
Smell your neighbors butt hole Day.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1884 on: November 06, 2013, 04:25:12 AM »
Forks in light sockets day
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1885 on: November 06, 2013, 05:17:49 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1886 on: November 06, 2013, 05:24:08 AM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1887 on: November 06, 2013, 08:23:50 AM »
Aaah ah ah ah ah ah yeah, fuck me, ah, fuck, aah yeah
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1888 on: November 06, 2013, 08:25:13 AM »
I came here to chew bubble gum.....and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1889 on: November 06, 2013, 08:25:32 AM »
Hmm, tough one for me since there really isn't much that I would hold back from saying at work.
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