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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1680 on: October 09, 2013, 04:30:12 AM »
Chain chain chaaaain. Chain of fools
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1681 on: October 09, 2013, 04:49:29 AM »
Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
"You see that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace"

Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song
"Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1682 on: October 09, 2013, 07:28:45 AM »
My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1683 on: October 09, 2013, 08:24:31 AM »
"Who wants to have their salad tossed.....salad tossed.....salad tossed....
   Who wants to have their salad tossed cuz I love to toss salads"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1684 on: October 09, 2013, 08:54:24 AM »
The Beatles "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1685 on: October 09, 2013, 09:10:05 AM »
Steel Panther - "It Won't Suck Itself"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1686 on: October 09, 2013, 09:11:13 AM »
"I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside"
« Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 09:19:57 AM by Ruba »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1687 on: October 09, 2013, 09:15:38 AM »
Mike Portnoy's version of As I Am - "Eat my ass and balls"

Carlton Banks (doing Tom Jones) - It's Not Unusual
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1688 on: October 09, 2013, 09:17:29 AM »
Kiss - Nothin' to Lose

Which I guess really only makes sense if you're familiar with the lyrics...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1689 on: October 09, 2013, 09:18:56 AM »
What what in the butt
What what in the butt
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1690 on: October 09, 2013, 09:22:08 AM »
AC/DC - Cover You in Oil
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1691 on: October 09, 2013, 05:06:28 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 09, 2013, 09:18:56 AM
What what in the butt
What what in the butt

Myung'd
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1692 on: October 09, 2013, 05:10:02 PM »
"I feel so pretty, I feel so pretty and happy and gaaaayyyyyyyy......"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1693 on: October 09, 2013, 05:10:25 PM »
Nirvana - 'Rape Me'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1694 on: October 09, 2013, 05:12:05 PM »
How Deep Is Your Love- Bee Gees


For the love of god never sing this song!!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1695 on: October 09, 2013, 06:39:34 PM »
"Never gonna give you up ..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1696 on: October 10, 2013, 10:45:54 AM »
From the captain obvious department.

Prison Sex - Tool


Although, that's not the least bit funny...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1697 on: October 10, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »
AC/DC - "Let Me Put My Love Into You"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1698 on: October 10, 2013, 11:12:22 AM »
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
"I wanna be your back door man, hey .... oohhhh.... hey .... ohhhh
Ooooooooooo-waaahhhhhh"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1699 on: October 10, 2013, 05:32:01 PM »
"Down in a hole... "
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1700 on: October 12, 2013, 01:32:22 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on October 08, 2013, 09:28:30 PM

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near...just like me, they want to be...close to you..."


Winner...I would think its a bad idea never to sing ANY Carpenters song in prison.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1701 on: October 12, 2013, 09:15:34 PM »
Or sing Carpenters songs anywhere in public period
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1702 on: October 13, 2013, 12:53:55 AM »
Thanks for the win TV, and a valiant effort by your Dawgs today, I was quite impressed.


I'll come up with a scene in the morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1703 on: October 13, 2013, 07:33:54 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1704 on: October 13, 2013, 09:37:09 AM »
If I can offer one good piece of advice for later tonight, it's that she likes it in the butt.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1705 on: October 13, 2013, 09:37:55 AM »
"I love you, man.  Seriously.  Call me when you decide to divorce her."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1706 on: October 13, 2013, 09:46:11 AM »
It was a nice little surprise to find out that stripper had no gag reflex, huh?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1707 on: October 13, 2013, 09:52:28 AM »
....and you never did tell me if that rash cleared up, but then again...how many guys can say they slept with eight hookers in one night?"

...and I still hold dear the video you gave me of you and your then girlfriend, now wife's first fu%k! Man she is limber and I had no idea a tea cup could be used in that manner.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1708 on: October 13, 2013, 11:13:27 AM »
"...And I still can't believe the rest of her family don't know her dad is gay!"

"Dude, you have it made because if she's dumb enough to believe she's the one who gave you herpes, she'll believe anything!"

"I know what you said to me about only marrying her for her families money, but seeing the way you're looking at her right now, I can't help but think that somewhere, maybe deep down, you really do love her."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1709 on: October 13, 2013, 12:08:03 PM »
Despite her claims of fidelity, I have the paternity test results right here.  You are NOT the baby's father!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1710 on: October 13, 2013, 04:17:47 PM »
...not many guys would marry a woman with a nub tail, and for that matter stick that tail in the places you've stuck that.

...and just so you know, your now father in law just gave me a "handy" in the restroom.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1711 on: October 13, 2013, 07:12:34 PM »
... not many girls would marry a man with a nub tail, and for that matter stick that tail in the places you've stuck that
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1712 on: October 13, 2013, 07:25:07 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on October 13, 2013, 04:17:47 PM
...not many guys would marry a woman with a nub tail, and for that matter stick that tail in the places you've stuck that


Quote from: jingle.boy on October 13, 2013, 07:12:34 PM
... not many girls would marry a man with a nub tail, and for that matter stick that tail in the places you've stuck that

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1713 on: October 13, 2013, 07:27:43 PM »
.....but damnit Johnny if you insist on still marrying Amy, I need to tell you this...and listen close.....it was three years ago and it all started the night Amy and I were driving to pick you up at the airport. Her Volvo broke down on the highway and we were picked up by three Mexicans......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1714 on: October 14, 2013, 03:06:29 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on October 13, 2013, 12:08:03 PM
Despite her claims of fidelity, I have the paternity test results right here.  You are NOT the baby's father!

Yeah, as much as I hate giving the hoser a W, this one did it...you're up bro.
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