"...And I still can't believe the rest of her family don't know her dad is gay!"
"Dude, you have it made because if she's dumb enough to believe she's the one who gave you herpes, she'll believe anything!"
"I know what you said to me about only marrying her for her families money, but seeing the way you're looking at her right now, I can't help but think that somewhere, maybe deep down, you really do love her."